Original subtitles

Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

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Tig: [ Singsong voice ] Hey, Gweeseek,

look what I see -- two lovebirds!

[ Normal voice ] Oh, things are getting pretty steamy

up on that streetlight.

You think they'll kiss?

Ooh! I don't know if we should be looking at this.

We should probably give them their privacy.

Wouldn't want them to call the cops.

Gweeseek? Oh, there you are.

What do you got, a marshmallow?

Hey, let me take a closer look over here.

Oh! It's an egg.

But what's it doing here on the sidewalk?

Those lovebirds must have dropped it!

Hey, you birds, I found your egg!

[ Gasps ]

Those birds abandoned the poor little thing.

What should we do, Gweeseek?

Gweeseek, don't play in the trash!

You're going to get all stinky again!

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Huh?

Well, what do you got there?

[ Rattling ]

Ah! A big ol' goobie lizard!

Did you see that?

He looked right at you, Eggy, and he licked his chops!

[ Growls ]

[ Meows ]

[ Whimpers ]

Listen, Lizard.

This egg's not for eating.

Uh, stay back! Stay back!

Whoa! It lunged!

Gweeseek, retreat!

[ Grunting ]

Oh!

It's a dangerous world out there!

We can't leave this little eggy-orphan to the lizards!

Gweeseek, it looks like we might have a little brother or sister.

I don't know if I'm ready to be a parent,

but life comes at you, you know?

Just think, Gweeseek, well, won't it be great

to have a cute little birdie to play with?

We can teach it all kinds of things we know, like, uh...

Well, maybe we could learn stuff together.

Well, these sesame seeds have bird vitamins for strong wings

and -- and pointy beaks and --

and fluffy feathers.

Oh! And if we want Eggy to be smart,

we got to play some music to build up its bird brain.

Whoa! Whoa!

Ooh! I think I broke it.

Sorry, This Guy.

Well, smarts aren't everything.

Aww!

Gweeseek gave you a little kissy!

That's better than music.

Ah!

What's up with Tig and Seek today?

Tiggy found an egg in the trash, and now he thinks he's a dad.

'Course he does.

Okay, little Eggy Weggy.

Nothing left to do but wait for you to hatch.

Yup! Any second now.

[ Meows ]

Come on, hatch already!

It's never going to hatch with you

sitting around, staring at it.

Nuritza, careful!

It's a very delicate little, uh --

Wake-y, wake-y!

Come on, little Tig Jr.!

Let's get pecking!

Hello?

No! What are you doing? You're going to scramble it!

It builds character!

This Guy, heads up!

Oh, my gosh!

Perhaps we should set up an incubator.

Not an incubator!

Tiggy, I suspect you don't know what an incubator is.

No, and I never will!

Boss: Ooh! Is that a marshmallow?

Boss, spit it out! That's not a marshmallow!

He's right, though. It looks like a marshmallow.

But it's not a marshmallow! It's an egg!

Technically, and in my experience, eggs are edible.

[ Meows ]

Don't worry, little Eggy Weggy.

I won't let those horrible brutes manhandle you ever again.

Hey, us horrible brutes just wanted to help!

We don't need your help!

Wow, message received!

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Tig: Oh!

Gweeseek, I thought parenting was going to be easy,

but it's been nothing but stress for the last three minutes!

I mean, little Eggy's life is in our hands.

I'm literally holding it right now!

What if I squeeze too hard,

or what if I don't squeeze hard enough?

What if it falls and goes, "Splat"?

Gweeseek, my hands are getting sweaty.

Don't drop it.

Uh, I'm going to drop it!

Uh, I got to put it down!

Uh, uh, Gweeseek, you don't mind

if Eggy sleeps in your bed, do you?

Yeah, okay.

Uh, yeah, uh, you -- you'll be safe in here.

But you could be an eentsy bit safer.

Tig: Okay, Eggy.

This fortress will keep you safe.

Could use a couple more dinosaurs.

Better be safe than sorry.

[ Gweeseek purrs ]

[ Gasps ] No, no, no, no, no, no.

Gweeseek, you can't be nose-booping Eggy Weggy

all willy-nilly!

This is a big responsibility, Gweeseek,

and, well, I don't know how to tell you this,

but you're just not ready for it.

I know that's some tough taffy to chew, but --

Gweeseek, you're not even listening.

[ Scoffs ] This is exactly what I'm talking about.

W-We just have different priorities now, I guess.

Hey, I'm trying to have a serious conversation

with you right now.

What could be so interesting

that you just keep looking out that --

Oh! The egg eater!

Ah!

Don't worry, Gweeseek.

I built an impenetrable fortress.

[ Gasps ]

It's stronger than we thought.

[ Thud ] [ Screams ]

[ Yowls ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Scratching ]

[ Scratching stops ]

[ Yells ]

Oh! [ Grunts ]

Oh, Gweeseek! What are we going to do?

We're in way over our heads.

Did you see that thing?

It's not just a lizard.

It's a monster, and it won't stop until it chomps down

our sweet little baby bird!

We don't stand a chance!

You're no better off here than you were in the streets.

[ Purrs ]

Gweeseek, you're right!

Eggy is family now,

and family means no one gets left in the trash!

That lizard wants to eat our egg?

Well, tough taffy.

We'll show it who's boss!

We'll catch the beast, uh, hunt it down, uh --

Uh, but how?

Ho-ho! Genius, Gweeseek, genius!

[ Meows ]

Okay, Gweeseek, you hold this end.

I'll hold the other end, and when the time is right,

we'll use this net to snatch up that goobie lizard!

Are you ready?

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What?

I don't see it.

Where did it go?

Huh?

Gweeseek, did you see that?

What?

Huh?

Gweeseek, I think we're being...

hunted.

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Do-Don't panic.

As long as we stick together, n-nothing can go wrong.

Right, Gweeseek?

Uh, Gweeseek?

Uh, uh, Gweeseek?

Gw-Gweeseek?

Whoa!

Ah! Get away! Get away!

Gweeseek, it's hunting me!

No, no, no, no, no! No! Get away from me!

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Hold on, Eggy!

Okay.

Up here, we can see the whole room.

Any attack, we'll see it coming.

This is the power position.

Just keep an eye out, little Eggy.

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Uh!

Uh, okay! S-Stay back, lizard!

This is -- This is my hardest, most uncomfortable pillow,

and I'm not afraid to use --

Ah!

Gweeseek, I trapped it!

I trapped the goobie lizard in the couch!

Now, all we have to do is get rid of the couch!

Yeah, that's it!

We just put it out on the street with a sign that says,

"No lizards in here."

Ah! Ah, okay, Gweeseek!

I'm actually in danger, now!

Gweeseek, it keeps finding me!

Uh!

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Gweeseek, I really think you need to work on your aim.

[ Hisses ] Ah!

Gweeseek, help me!

[ Whimpering ] Get away! Get away!

Gweeseek, please!

Gweeseek, why?

And then I said to the doctor, "Fixed?

I didn't even know I was broken!"

[ Laughs ]

[ Squeaking ] [ Whimpering ] Help!

Somebody, help!

It appears Tiggy requires assistance.

No, no!

Tiggy doesn't need our help, remember?

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No goobie lizards allowed in this office!

Oh, phew!

[ Cracking ]

[ Gasps ]

Eggy's hatching!

Oh, my gosh!

The moment we've all been waiting for...

for the last eight minutes.

All: Aww!

Tig: Come on, little Eggy!

You can do it!

Oh, you're going to be the most precious little birdie baby

the world has ever seen!

All: Huh? What a freaky bird!

Ew, ew, ew!

This isn't a cute little lovebird!

This is a goobie lizard!

Ah!

[ Sad music plays ]

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Gweeseek, what have we done?

Uh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Lizard,

that we stole your baby and Gweeseek tied you to a pole

and that we chased you out of our office

'cause you look goobie and gross.

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Well, Gweeseek, that's the way the taffy tumbles.

We sure are going to miss that little egg,

but it's better off in nature where it belongs.

Ah! Isn't nature beautiful?

[ Flies buzzing ]

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