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Whoa!

Gweeseek!

Gweeseek, get over -- come on.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Huh?

♪♪

Tiggy: Gweeseek, look what I gots!

A snickety stick,

just keep your eye on it this time, okay?

Ready?

Go get it, Gweeseek!

[ Meows ]

Go get it!

Come on.

Gweeseek, no, not my finger, the stick.

It's behind you.

Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Yes, Gweeseek, yes!

No, Gweeseek, no!

You almost lost your front paws!

What were you thinking?

[ Bell rings ]

A food cart!

Oh, I see, Gweeseek.

You just wanted a little snack-y.

Howdy, folks. Hello.

Oh, what's this?

Looks like Seeksie wants one of your, uh, food sticks.

Churros. What now?

Haven't you ever seen a churro before, kid?

Oh, yeah. Of course, churros.

And what exactly is a churro?

Well, it's fried dough covered in cinnamon.

[ Inhales sharply ]

Hmm...

cinnamon?

Uh...

What else? Sugar.

Oh, huh, sugar. [ Clicks tongue ]

Well, that sound great, but me and Gweeseek

like to stick to the healthier options these days.

No problema. See you later, boss.

Boss?

[ Chuckles ] Oh, you're too nice.

I don't run the department. I'm just a kid.

Well, I mean, maybe one day.

Look, I'm not gonna say it hasn't crossed my mind,

but you'd have to talk to Boss about that.

He's my actual boss.

Anyways, I'm gonna go teach my cat how to play fetch.

Bye! [ Chuckles ] All right.

See ya.

Tiggy: You're right, Gweeseek.

He said it because it's not out of the question.

I could be a boss one day.

Now, let's see if we can get you a little snack-y,

huh, Gweeseek?

Huh?

Gweeseek, you fetched the stick.

That's wo-- Wait a slickety slack.

That's not a stick, stick.

That's a food stick.

Gweeseek, you paid for this, right?

This is a churro you bought with your own hard-earned money?

Okay, Gweeseek, I want a simple yes or no.

If you didn't steal this churro,

let me take it out of your mouth.

[ Gasps ]

Gweeseek, you're a thief!

Oh, no.

My cat is a thief.

Where did I go wrong?

I taught her about manners,

the fine line between good and evil,

how to do her kitty ditty in the litter.

I even taught her how to play fetch.

[ Gasps ]

The fetch!

Ohh.

This is all my doing.

Wait, am I gonna be implicated for helping you?

No, no, no. They can't do that.

It's double identity.

Okay, okay. Don't panic.

Ahh! Gweeseek, he's right there.

Uh, okay. All right.

Okay, we can fix this.

Yeah, yeah, we can -- we can fix this.

Just give me back the churro.

Gweeseek, just give me back that churro.

[ Yowls ]

Well, don't act all huffy now, Gweeseek.

You got us into this mess,

and I'm just trying to save our hides.

Now, we'll return the churro before anyone notices.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the perfect plan.

Boss: Food stick.

Boss, do you realize what you've done?

Spoiled my dinner?

No, you fool.

That churro was stolen.

Go on.

By Gweeseek.

Yes.

Illegally.

Ah! We're going to jail, Tiggy!

The slammer!

Wait, no. It's fine.

They got nothing on us.

It's double identity.

But there's three of us.

There doesn't have to be.

Go on.

Only one of us has to take the wrap.

Yes.

Gweeseek!

[ Meows ] Ah! No!

You monster!

Face the facts!

A churro is missing.

Someone has to take the fall.

If not her, then who?

You think he bought it?

Of course, the melon confessed.

It's an open-and-shut case.

Then that means we're not going to jail.

We got away with it. We got away with it!

We got away with it! We got away with it!

We got away with it! We got away with it!

Both: We got away with it!

We got away with it!

We got away with it!

Got away with what?

Ah! Code red!

Hide, hide, hide!

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Who was that? That's the churro guy.

He's onto us.

Did you see the look in his eye?

[ Both whimpering ]

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Get a hold of yourself.

I've got it all under control.

We just need a watermelon.

Boss, we already did that.

Then we go to plan B.

What's plan B? We're gonna lie.

We're gonna lie our teeth off.

There's no room for slip-ups.

We'll have to get our stories straight.

An alibi, right!

So we tell him we didn't steal his churro?

He'll never buy it!

You've got to spice things up.

The devil is in the details.

Okay, I was sleeping in my bed.

What color were the sheets?

Green, no, blue, no, teal!

That alone would have sent you to the electro-chair.

Oh, I'm too young to fry!

You just relax, Tiggy.

Let me do all the talking.

Got it. Follow your lead.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Sorry for the wait.

Today has been a never-ending whirlwind

of intrigue and excitement, full of twists and turns,

and Tiggy will tell you all about it.

Go! I will?

[ Gasps ] I will!

So Boss and I went to the library...

You went to the library without me?

No, you were there, remember?

Oh, I think I'd remember something like that.

Remember, our alibi?

Excuse me, but... Not now!

This boy is trying to tell me I've been to the library,

and I've never even been to a library.

I've never even seen a library.

Will someone please just tell me what a library is

so I can get on with my life?

Can I have a glass of water?

A glass of water?

What's this guy's game?

He's onto us.

Better do what he says.

Okay, but I want you to know, you really hurt my feelings

by not taking me to the library.

One glass of water coming right up!

Well, aren't you cute as a button?

What's her name?

Gweethief -- I mean Thiefseek.

I mean... Boss!

How's it coming with that water?

Boss: Okay! Just need a glass!

A glass, a glass, is this a glass?

No, it's a foot holder.

Huh. You've got a little cinnamon on your whiskers.

That's not cinnamon, why would that be cinnamon?

Smells like cinnamon, and it looks like cinnamon.

Lots of things look like cinnamon.

All I see is cinnamon.

Look around, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon,

cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon.

Boss, Boss!

Coming, Tiggy!

[ Chuckles ]

You know what?

I'm not as thirsty as I thought.

Thanks anyhow.

A thought for the road.

What are you doing?

We did nothing wrong.

All right.

See you around!

See you around? See you around?

Did you hear that, Boss?

We better get out of town, lay low for a while.

How long?

Not long, 2, 3 years tops. Right.

We'll have a whole new life, live a double identity.

We need new names.

I'll go by Tiggy.

I was gonna use Tiggy.

Then I'll go by Boss.

You? Boss?

Come on, Tiggy.

Who would believe that?

That churro salesman for one.

[ Gasps ] No.

Yes, he said so this morning.

I was standing right there and --

Ah! Gweeseek!

She's gonna rat us out!

We've got to stop her!

[ Both panting ]

Gweeseek, no!

No.

She's spilling her beans!

Our goose is cooked!

I don't want this.

I want my old life back.

Tiggy, you gonna spend the rest of your life,

rotting in a jail cell because your cat

sold us up the river,

or are you gonna be a watermelon!

What are the choices again?

Well, not me!

See you on the other side.

Boss, wait!

You have to wait for the cars to stop!

Let me go, Tiggy.

You're always holding me back.

[ Both panting ]

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[ Horn honks ]

Whoa! What's going on?

[ Both crying ]

The jig is up, Boss.

Don't you do it, Tiggy.

I have to, Boss.

You and Gweeseek, you've changed.

You've gone from beautiful, handsome heroes

to wrinkly foot-faced criminals.

Then me, I've changed most of all.

The truth is,

Gweeseek stole a churro.

[ Sobbing ]

And that's not all.

Boss ate it.

No! [ Crying ]

I'm a good boy.

And I was witness to the whole thing,

but did nothing to stop it.

The only way evil prevails is for man to good nothing,

does nothing at all,

and I did just that. [ Crying ]

Wow. Okay. Well, I didn't get most of that,

but from what I can gather, you guys stole a churro?

[ Both sobbing ]

Do you guys have 75 cents?

Of course.

I own a business.

I make $0.75 every day, see?

Great. That's the price of a churro.

So it's no longer stolen.

[ Both gasp ]

We're not criminals?

I can buy churros?

You guys are hilarious.

Here, have a couple of churros on the house.

Wait, where'd all my churros go?

[ Burps ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh, gosh, oh.

Guess I'm gonna go get some more 75 centses.

No, you guys are going to jail.

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[ Meows ]