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Imperial announcement...!

Imperial announcement...!

"Queen's coronation, general amnesty for all prisoners"

There he is!

Dad!

Goodbye, Master Luo

Don't say goodbye

Right! I should say 'Let's meet outside'

See you

Right

Let's meet outside

I'll buy you drinks

Now you may re-instate to your previous post

Take care

Officer Wu

Hi

Take care

Sure

See you

People said Wu Song has been released

What are you talking about?

Wu Song, the tiger-killing hero

That's right

Haven't you heard the news?

Wu Song?

Yes, he has been released

"Madam Huang Tea House"

Lotus...

Where is she?

Lotus...

I'm here, what's the matter?

Bad news!

What is it?

Calm down, have some tea

No time for tea! We're going to die soon

What happened?

To celebrate the coronation of a new queen

all prisoners are released. Wu Song is among them

He doesn't know Ximen Qing has died

He will take revenge for his brother Wu Dalang

If he couldn't find Ximen Qing

He will come to you

I think you should leave here immediately

Leave? Where can I go to?

Wherever you want to go

Just don't stay here

If Wu Song killed you

He would do the same to me

You have to think about me

If he's really after me, it's no use even if I leave

I'm just a helpless woman

Where can I hide?

I can't hide in forever

Fine...just let him kill me

Easy for you to say this. You deserve to die

But I have nothing to do with this

There's no reason why I should die with you

isn't that right?

What? You have nothing to do with this?

Of course

If it wasn't you

I would never know Ximen Qing

If it wasn't for your coercion and bribery

I would never have poisoned my husband

Let me make this clear to you

We are on the same boat now

If I couldn't escape, you couldn't either

What do you mean?

Why make me a companion to your death?

Just ask yourself

Have I ever mistreated you?

You've misunderstood my goodwill

Okay, if you're not afraid, why should I?

I am an old lady now

I'm not afraid of anything

It's said that the tiger-killing hero Wu Song

has been released

There will be a good show

Hey, do you have knife?

Yes

I want the sharpest one

Okay

"Tablet of Ximen Qing"

Lotus, oh no...!

What happened? You looked so nervous

Let's talk inside...hurry

Madam Huang, what's happening?

You look anxious

Wu Song has came back

I heard he went to the ancestral hall of Ximen family

Killed dozens of monks

And cut Ximen Qing's memorial plaque into pieces

By his furious looks

he might even come for you soon

If I were you, I would find some place to hide

You better leave now

If he has really made up his mind to get me

I don't think I can escape from him

You think it's funny to stay in jail

If he killed me, he'd have to go back there again

I don't think he dares to do me any harm

So I'm not afraid of him

Disaster is coming and you remain so calm

You must tired of living

Such well bound feet; you'll be called Lotus hereafter

Men, get the adulterer

Coming...

Get out...

Move...

Don't...

You're shameless

Madame

Bastard, see what you've done!

You're out of line

Take him to my room

I want to question him

Yes, Madame

Move...

Stop crying and go...

Don't

He is still a young lad

but with a eight or nine inch stuff

Yes

Amitabha

Amitabha...

Namo Amitabha...

Master...

What are you doing?

Watching Madame chanting scriptures

Namo Amitabha...

What's so good to look at, huh?

Madame is chanting in a different way

Oh god, help me...

I can't stand it any more...

God, help me...

Help me...please

Oh god, help me...

Namo Amitabha...

I can't stand it...

Oh god, help me...

Oh god, help me...

Namo Amitabha...

Oh god, help me...

Madame...

The Master...he...

What's wrong with the Master?

The Master goes out, he wants me to tell you...

He wants me...to tell you...

You almost scared me to death

I'm sorry

to disturb you two. I have to leave now

Lotus, come back

Don't tell anyone about this

Don't worry, Madame, I won't

But...

If Master asks me

what should I tell him?

Then you must not tell him anything

But...Madame, you've told me not to tell lies

If I tell a lie, you'll break my legs

Don't you remember this?

But this is an exception

Here is some silver, buy something you like

Thank you, Madame

Thank you, Madame

Get up!

Lotus

He wants to talk to you

Go ahead

Lotus, listen

We are on the same boat

If Master discovers the affair between Madame and me

You would also get into trouble

I couldn't care less about your immoral affair

Let go of me...

Are you hurt?

Lotus...

See, you've messed up my clothes

I'll give you money to buy new ones

Come on...

So little...

Well here, have some more

Master, I'm only fourteen

Take it all

Buy anything you like

Master, what do you want?

Be good...

It's not good...Master

Come...

Be a good girl, I'll give you five taels of silver

What are you doing?

I like you

Don't lay on me

Come...

Don't do that

You two...

Madame

Madame...I...

Dirty old man, how dare you!

You said you couldn't do it

now you can go to bed with this bitch

How dare you seduce the Master!

No, Madame

It's not my fault. Master...he...

Shut up! I've caught you two in bed

You can't get away this time, bitch

I've heard that Wu Dalang the midget

can't get a wife in his middle age

I'll give you to him for free

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't be so fierce to me, okay?

Don't touch me

Now what do you want?

I want to kiss you

Kiss your ass

Now what?

I want to climb a hill

You want to climb a hill

And this is climbing a hill?

I've heard people say that during the wedding night

The groom can do whatever he wants to do

Do you have the ability?

May I...try?

Shit, be quick then

Okay...

Two for the right, two for the left

Hurry, come on

Why did you stop?

I'm done

So soon?

It's you who told me to do it in a hurry

Damn it, get lost!

You start a fire in me but can't put it out

Now I'm in heat

and you're finished!

Lotus...

Lotus

Master

This is outrageous

Go sell the pancakes, jerk!

Pancakes! Fresh pancakes!

Pancakes! Fresh-made pancakes!

"Long lasting"

Big brother...

Big brother

Big brother, I'm home

Big brother, your little brother is back

Big brother, open the door

Big brother

Big brother

You are...

I'm his second brother

You are his second brother?

Yes!

I'm Wu Song

So you are the hero

who killed a tiger at Jingyang Hill!

Come in!

Where's my big brother?

He's out selling pancakes

Come in

Come

When I passed by Jingyang Hill

it was almost getting dark

I was so drunk I couldn't even stand up straight

So I couldn't go any further

and had to find a place to sleep

Suddenly a fierce tiger

jumped out

I was scared, so I kept quiet

The tiger kept creeping towards me

At that time I thought

this is the end, really...

Brother-in-law

Here, a toast to you

A welcome drink

Oh, no

I should toast to you

It's okay

Please drink up

It feels good

It's sister-in-law

Brother-in-law

You...

What's wrong with you?

What are you doing?

You're not human, you're a beast

Big brother

I'm awfully apologetic to you, big brother

Pears

Pears

Pears

Come and buy some fresh and sweet pears

Pears

Officer Wu

How nice to see you

I miss you so much

Brother Yun, it's you

Right, it's me

I've been looking for you

Is that so?

Hey jerk, let me tell you

Those on the ground are more expensive

Sorry, I just want to help you pick up the pears

Officer Wu, have a pear

Good

Sit down

Brother Yun, how did Ximen Qing die?

Such big news and you don't know yet?

It's his retribution for sin

What do you mean?

He...

He took aphrodisiac and died upon Lotus' body

Open the door

Coming...

I want to go to Lotus' room, get away

Master...

Don't need your help

Master, you are drunk

I never get drunk

Master, are you alright?

You're drunk

Let me help you...

Slowly, careful

You are drunk

You think I'm drunk

But I'm not

Look at you, you are so drunk

I'm not drunk

Careful

Over here

Here

Hold him to bed

Don't go away...

Lie down

Okay, you may leave

Yes

Let's drink

I'm not drunk

Why come back so late? You jerk!

I had gone for a drink

I'm not drunk, no, I'm not

Okay, you are not drunk

Come on, get up

Get up

I'm not drunk...

Let's drink...

Careful, don't drop it

Is it full yet?

It's still soft

That means it's not full yet

Have to stuff more, hold it

Just wondering what they're up to!

"Long lasting"

Hey, hold it

Otherwise it can't be stuffed in. Slowly

From dusk till dawn and they never get tired

Is that true?

Master died with blood oozing out from seven holes

This guy died with blood of his seven holes

spilling out from only one

That bitch can't survive without men

Before Ximen Qing died

She has already seduced his son-in-law

After Ximen Qing died

she's got no one to satisfy her lust

Jingji

Lotus

Lotus, come on

No rush

Lotus, come on

What do you want?

Come

Come in

Lotus

San Niang asks you to play mahjong

Okay

I'm coming

What are you doing here?

You do have some nerve!

Go inside and drag that guy out

Yes

Get out...

Go...

Sell her to Madam Huang

for twenty taels of silver

"Madam Huang Tea House"

Who are you?

I'm Chen Jingji, cousin of Lotus

Chen Jingji?

Right

Aren't you Ximen Qing's son-in-law?

How come all of a sudden you become Lotus' cousin?

You are right

I'm Master Ximen's son-in-law

Mrs. Ximen asked me to come here

and pay a visit to you and Lotus

Oh yes

I got some silver, please do accept

Please take them

With the money you can have whatever you want

Sit down, let me get you some tea

Thanks

I just want to see Lotus

Is that okay?

See her?

Yes

That'd cost you five taels of silver

One hundred if you want to marry her

That expensive!

I'm not a wholesaler, I'm a retailer

I have to make money or I'll be starved to death

I want to buy back Lotus' freedom

Fifty taels of silver, what do you think?

Fifty?

Yes

Forget it

Master He has offered seventy taels

Master Zhang offered eighty, but I still declined

I'm not selling vegetables here

So don't bargain with me

Please just let me see her today

And we'll discuss other things later

Wait...you can see her

Sit...down

But I have to make it clear first

For five taels, you can take a glimpse

You have to leave afterjust a short while

You're a sensible person

You must know about

the affair between Lotus and me

Sure

Everyone knows about it already

That's why she's been kicked out

You both already have had an affair

before Ximen Qing died

You had been beaten up by Mrs. Ximen because of her

right?

I was beaten up because of Lotus

My body suffered, but it's nothing

You're so sentimental

Well, you have to suffer for what you've done

There is a price to pay

Let's get to the point

Do you want to meet her again?

Yes, that's right

This is what I want

It's easy

For a hundred silver ingots, she's your wife

This is wholesale price

If you just want to spend a night, let me see...

First movement...one tael of silver

Second movement, fifty dimes

Then a dime for every move thereafter

Adding up each time

You really know how to make money!

Okay, I'll spend a night with Lotus first

I'm going in

Wait...

What do you want?

Wait a moment

Wait

I have to get my abacus

What is it for?

You just focus on your business

And I'll calculate for you with the abacus

One dime for one movement

With you staring at us

How can we do our business?

What?

Earlier on, Lotus and Ximen Qing had been making love

from dusk till dawn at my place

And I didn't miss any detail

Go inside...hurry...do your business

Lotus

Lotus

I've made you suffer

I've talked to Madam Huang

And I'll tell my father about us

Don't worry. When I get the money

I'll come here and buy back your freedom

Does Madam Huang treat you well?

You look fine

Stop it. I can only blame my fate

I haven't had any happy days since childhood

I always hope things will get better

But things have always gone wrong

Wait till I come back from the capital

And you'll have happy days

Go on

Why don't you move?

You don't want it today?

Then why don't you move?

You want me to beg you?

No...I'm not...

Are you sick?

No...no...

Then come on!

Why don't you move?

Lotus, what are you doing?

Don't go away just like that

If you do like this, how can I make money?

I just want to help you and you mess up things

Hey you

How come you don't move?

Madam Huang, I can't move

Son of a bitch

You're weak or don't want to move

No, I want to, but I dare not

How come?

Because I've only one tael of silver left

Only one tael

Madam Huang has a god-son named Huang Zhao

He's just eighteen years old

He's quite a hunk

When Lotus the slut met him

she won't let him get out of her hand so easily

You know

She can't spend a night without man

So she wouldn't give him up easily

That means she has already got him

Of course. He's still a virgin boy

And she wouldn't let him go

She tried her very best to seduce him

Huang Zhao is a young lad and couldn't resist

Be honest

This lad didn't want to miss this chance too

The slut has met Casanova

Madam Huang wanted to keep an eye on them but in vain

Mom

Mom...

Mom, where are you?

Mom

Where are you?

Your mom went to the temple

Anything urgent?

You're such a big boy. What do you want from her?

You are...

You must be Huang Zhao, right?

You've grown up

Don't you recongize me?

Lotus Pan

Show some respect and don't address me as Lotus Pan

Sorry, I should call you Mrs. Wu

I'm not Mrs. Wu anymore

Right, you've married Mr. Ximen

after Mr. Wu died

I should call you Mrs. Ximen

Stop the nonsense

Don't you know Ximen Qing is dead too?

Right, Ximen Qing is dead

I did hear that Ximen Qing

died upon the body of a woman, so...

What should I call you?

Your mom is my godmother

So I'm your god-sister

Just call me sister

Right, sister. Your feet are small and beautiful

You're being impolite

It feels good to touch small feet

You like to touch dainty feet?

Yes, when I see your feet

I feel excited

Do you really like them?

I think women with bound feet

are elegant and sexy

Really?

Yes. Ever since I was a boy

I've always wished for a wife with bound feet.

I also have a wish

And what might that be?

I wish I could marry a strong man

How about me?

You're tall and strong. I like you

Sister, I like your feet too

They are my dream feet

You are my...dream man

Really?

Do you like me touching you in this way?

Very much

You're so strong

Little brother, I want you to kiss me

Huang Zhao

Where's he?

Mom

You're no good

You should pay respects to your ancestors first

What are you doing here?

Get out now, get out

No way

I want a hundred taels of silver

Not a penny less

Forget the woman if you have no money

Mad wench; thinking of money even in her dream

Who is it? What's that noise?

Probably a rat. It's okay, go to sleep!

There are many rats recently

I'll get some rat poison tomorrow

And put all of them to death

So they can't make any trouble again

Lotus, Huang Zhao is an honest boy

He's still a virgin boy

Please be kind and let him go

You little brat

Why are you still standing there?

Do you want me to break your leg?

Get out now!

Useless guy

I have to send Huang Zhao away

"Jasmine Tea"

Who is it?

It's me, Huang Zhao

What are you doing?

I've slipped

You've slipped into the right place

Sorry...sister

You do have some nerve

I...should leave then

You wake me up and leave just like that?

What should I do?

Come on, I'm just teasing you

Huang Zhao...

Where is he?

Lotus, have you seen Huang Zhao?

No, I haven't

Where could he have gone!

I fell asleepjust a while back

Asleep? Your clothes are all disheveled

Don't let Huang Zhao see you like this

I...can't stand this

Is this your first time?

No, I've done it several times

That's a lie. Without my help

You can't even get to the right place. Am I right?

You're young and strong, like a bull

But you do it recklessly

You don't know how to be tender toward women

So...I'm sure you must be a virgin

Amongst Wu Dalang & Ximen Qing, whose is bigger?

I'd say yours is bigger than Wu but smaller than Ximen

But you're the hardest and hottest

How about Ximen Qing's son-in-law?

You know, some are just big but useless

His is small but does wonders

He can do it with great ease

He knows qigong so his body doesn't move

But all the same, I can feel him

gyrate within me

Sister, do you know qigong?

I've practiced for some time

It mainly focuses on breathing technique

Did Ximen Qing know qigong?

No, he didn't

But he displayed a lot of power after taking pills

How?

Just like a tiger

Like that tiger-killing hero Wu Song?

Wu Song is a real hero, a real man

He killed a tiger with his own fists

I admire him very much

Me too

He's the one I love most

Too bad we are not predestined

and I even became his sister-in-law

I hate Master Zhang. I hate Ximen Qing too

I don't mind going to bed with anyone

But I only want to marry one man

Wu Song?

Yes, Wu Song

Well, I hope to marry him in my next life

I've had many men all along

But it's just him I have on my mind

Do you really love him?

I do, I really love him

He is my champion

Champion? Is he really as capable like me?

Allow me to unveil my power once again

Huang Zhao...

Twenty taels of silver?

Right, Mrs. Ximen sold Lotus to Madam Huang

for twenty taels of silver only

That witch Madam Huang

She insists on a hundred taels of silver

Master Zhang offered eighty taels

and she still refused

One hundred taels of silver

I have one hundred too

Someone gave those to me as a reward

for beating up Jiang Men Shen

What? You want to buy Lotus?

No, I want to marry her

To take her as my wife

As your wife? No way...

Why not?

Isn't marrying a sister-in-law customary in Shantung?

What? Someday if you're tired of her

leave her to me

So I can practice this custom too

You?

Will I do it? Sure I won't

Officer...Wu

Please come in

Please...come in

Officer Wu, long time no see

You look younger and handsome

Stop mumbling

You want one hundred, right?

Yes, Master Zhang offers me eighty today

and I still decline

You know, I've been taking care of her for a long time

and have spent a lot on her

You wouldn't want me to lose money, right?

Okay! Here's a hundred

You're quite a tiger killing hero

Thank you very much...

Madam Huang

Mrs. Ximen only asked for twenty from you

That's what she wanted

But this is the price I ask for

I have to pay for her expenses

You live and eat in here

How can I cover your expense?

But it has to be reasonable

You should at least leave us some money too

Oh, you talk so intimately

Alright then... give me a twenty less

Treat it as a gift for your marriage

That's fine

Brother-in-law

I am sure you will come for me

Because I know you miss me

Is that so?

Who is the groom?

Wu Song the hero is marrying Lotus Pan the slut

That's no surprise

There's nothing new under the sun

Officer Wu's order:

No guests except the bride and the matchmaker

Good luck to you

Come in

The bride...comes...into...the room

My job as matchmaker is completed

Wish you all the happiness

I have to go...

Come back!

Lotus Pan

My elder brother knew you would come here

What...what are you doing?

Isn't this brother takes his sister-in-law?

No

This is 'sister-in-law takes her brother-in-law'

What?

It's all the same!

No, it's not the same

Why not?

The sister-in-law takes a knife from brother-in-law

Knife? Today is an auspicious day

You should not take a weapon with you

You're right, today is your big day

Officer Wu, are you joking?

It's a matter between you two

It has nothing to do with me

Why drag me in?

You're wrong. Lotus Pan alone

couldn't have killed my brother

I'll kill you with this knife first

and take revenge for my elder brother

Officer...Wu, please...don't

Please let me go. It has nothing to do with me

No...

Please don't...

Wu Song

Why are you doing this?

I'll pay for what I've done

Why kill Madam Huang?

You shut up

You both have colluded in on this

Without any one of you, no evil would be done

Kneel down

You want me to kneel down

and kowtow to him? He doesn't deserve it

Now tell me how did you kill my brother

Okay, I'll tell you

Wu Dalang, you're a midget

with an ugly face

You look more like a monster than a man

Any woman who marries you

would be willing to kill you

You're lucky to have me

I gave you poison so you can die fast

This is your luck

Bitch...

Wu Song, you're good for nothing

A man without any courage

From the first day I met you

I already gave my heart to you

But you're such a coward

You have the courage to kill a tiger

But you don't have the courage to love a woman

Oh god, why do you treat me like that?

I was raped by Zhang Da Hu at thirteen

Then I was married to a midget at sixteen

It's so unfair

If Ximen Qing can have several wives

why can't us women do the same?

Wu Song, let me tell you the truth

you are the man I keep thinking of day and night

Wu Song

Too bad...you're such a coward

You're ajerk

You don't have guts to be with me

I dare to scold you, how about you?

You're useless! You can't act out what you think

Come on!

Kill me if you have guts

You're such a damn hypocrite

Come on, stab me

Alas, I loved the wrong person... Wu Song...