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I really want it to work out.

I have a feeling.

I think he's the one.

[music playing]

It's a bit weird.

But Tina stay.

She's right though.

We need our own piece of Switzerland.

You know he's such an animal in that.

Yeah. Yeah.

You and me.

Why don't we go to Scotland?

I'll show you where your ancestors came from,

and I can prove to you how good haggis

can taste after a good drink.

What do you think?

This is fun.

Oh, great.

We just have to make sure we goin winter so you get to use it.

I'm just trying to be a good father you know.

It's new to me.

Oh, that was good.

It's very generous of you, and I would

love to go with you one day.

But I'm always wondering if you would mind

if we postpone it for a while.

Will you hold onto that overcoat?

Of course.

Because we are definitely going.

So--

[music playing]

You're right.

It's beautiful.

No one ever comes up here.

Tansy.

Yes.

No, I'm just saying the word.

Tansy.

Pretty delicate.

Jack.

Strong, bold.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

A lot of guys would envy you.

You're on your own by.

Rule or in your own land.

Perfect place to pick up.

You know I don't really dothat sort of stuff anymore.

You did last night very smoothly.

Years on the road.

I'm practicing.

Well, Jack's back.

Let the good times roll.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Take me to thatopen silent space, where

the air breathes your name.

Leave me underneath the starlight sky.

All our troubles fade away.

Hold me now.

Now it's the golden summerI want to cross your face.

[wordless singing]

On camping.

Is it two?

No.

Tacky ass swag.

I'll double swag.

Double.

I tried to hide it here.

Going off with Matt, are we?

Have fun.

It could be worms.

No, it should take--

I know it takes a good dog.

And one fell out of the blanket.

Where'd you get to take?

In a blanket off the ridge?

Dawn view female involves animal.

No.

I mean, where did you get it?

In a sensitive area.

It wasn't a wide delivery.

It's more like middle in the leg.

Not the googly.

Not a googly is fine.

It was more of a Yorker.

I found the crack.

Not to crack.

The crease.

What are you talking about?

Jack's got a take.

Oh.

No.

I just looked with some tweezers.

I have some tweezers.

- Really? - Yeah.

What's that so strange?

Jack, we need to talk about cash flow.

When you talk dirty.

Actually, where were you last night, Jack?

How is it--

how is it that we can havea cafe full of customers

and no cash flow?

Well, that's why you're good at this.

You ask the questions. I hate asking questions.

Ask him. Remember the animal.

Go for it.

I've just got to go freshen up.

How's the exit?

But that's for you.

Except he doesn't have these.

[music playing]

See these sac funds are the gear.

I cannot believe the amountof stuff you're bringing.

Well, I have been trappedat bush a couple of times now.

So from now on, I'm the greatest camper ever.

We must oversupply at least.

What about you?

You only brought two things.

That's because I amthe greatest camper ever.

Relief.

Get away from the Alice microscope.

To hide from anyone.

To span ourselves.

So what are [inaudible]?

Yeah, sorry about that.

That doesn't answer the question.

No, it doesn't.

Does it?

Look at those bikes.

Jack, I've got some figures.

My eyes and my eyes are glazing over.

OK.

And I need to look.

Bar tabs.

I don't like giving credits.

What credit's due?

It's due.

There's nearly $400 ontabs for Toby and Michael.

Well, well, I'll have a word.

Wait.

What word?

Well, later I'll say hi, guys.

How's it hanging?

Bar tabs are getting a bit higher.

If you just put something down.

They need to pay it off.

We need to set the limit.

Why can't we just put it in the too-hard

basket and see if it getsany softer over time?

Just a small thing.

It's called running a bar, Jack.

You just don't want to be the bad cop.

I don't want to be any cop at all.

No, you're a cowboy.

You chase him, catch him,roll him in the dust,

and then move on to the next one.

No, he's worse than a cowboy.

And wait a minute.

You used to call me a cowboy.

I like this new animal.

You deal with it.

I need a shower.

It's a slippery little sucker, isn't he?

Helen, they'll pay it off.

The animal here wants totalk to you about cash flow

while I am--

OK. Done.

Hold back.

Tell them out this channel the beast.

You guys are very important to us.

You're part of the chain.

The chain?

What chain?

You know the financial chain and in business.

Look, your bar tab is about to hit $400.

We're going to get on top of it, Helen,

with plenty of cash coming in.

I want to help you to get on top of things

if you didn't get any barservice until you paid it off.

I mean, we don't have to.

Go.

Wait, wait.

We're trying to pay it off?

Yeah, well, we are tryingto run a business as well.

And sometimes you just have totake the personal things out

of things. - There's Jack--

Jack is behind this 100%.

Buzz never gets this far up.

It's actually kind of spooky.

Are you serious?

No?

No, it's paradise.

Yeah?

Yes.

We'll give some to it in.

Well, if you look to your left,

and you look to your right,and you look all around you,

you will see paradise.

Australia's newest five-star facility.

Paradise has complete privacy.

Oh, yeah.

So some of the things you'regoing to see may shock you.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh!

[music playing]

Where are you, you little?

There you are.

Come on.

Oh.

Got you.

[laughs]

So, I owe you.

Huh.

What, something else spooky about paradise?

No, no, no, that's swag.

My old girlfriend-- my ex-girlfriend,

Smitty, she had that exact same swag.

Girlfriend?

Actually, you would have liked Smitty.

Would I? MATT: Yeah.

ELLIE: What was she like this um, is this Smitty?

Smitty?

Oh, well you don'twant to know about my ex.

No, no, I do.

I do.

Go on.

MATT: Oh, she um, she hada great sense of humor,

and she, she had a laugh likea drain and two left feet.

You just never would dance withher because you'd fall over.

She was great.

And she had a swag just like mine?

Yeah, and a large collectionof novelty polka songs.

Mm.

Smitty sounds like one weird chick.

[music playing]

I can't believe you called me a cowboy.

Jack what's wrong?

Mild allergy I think.

What I need now is 40 winks.

It's not like you to sleep all day.

I was up all--

I'm fine.

Antihistamines, just in case.

What else you got in there?

Jack, um, about this bar tab thing--

Talk to the hand, Toby.

[thudding]

She wants us to pay thewhole thing off by today.

Well, it is your bar tab.

Oh, come on, you've seen how much custom

we bring through this place.- Yeah.

Well, why don't youjust talk to her about it.

We have talked to her about it,

and you know what, the time for talk is over.

You're such a bloke.

I'll tell you what I'm missing,

breezy, you two bickeringlike an old married couple.

Hey, Nat, how's old what's his name?

Too good to be true, apparently.

TOBY: Yeah, when do we meet him, ever?

Tonight too soon?

Hey, Rusty, leave him alone.

He's been burning the candle at every end.

Patrick it's none of our business.

Rusty. Rus.

Bet he looks brilliantin a stetson though, huh?

Can't you just see himriding through the ranges?

Never mind the busted saloons and the broken heart's

he's left in Dodge City.

HELEN: Will you give the cowboy thing a rest?

He does what he wants.

He's got his own life to lead.

PATRICK: What have you got against us cowboys?

HELEN: I don't know.

Sometimes you just want themto get down off that horse.

NATALIE [ON PHONE]: Are you free to eat at mine

tonight, something gorgeous?

Yeah, why not?

All my Mates are going to be there.

Oh.

Yeah, well I'll bring dessert.

Don't you dare, see you at seven.

Hey Nat, you know this meal,is it going to be anything

like being kissed by an angel?

And I don't want to meet him unless it's

like being kissed by an angel.

You read his ad.

Watch out Toby, I think she'sgetting all cheeky incest.

I think it's a wonderful ad.

Yeah, I know I'm thinkingof dating him myself.

No, come on Toby, you'renot ready to abandon

yourself to love.

Who else has read it?

Not me, but I'm not into Gemini's.

[laughter]

Guys do think we could talk about--

It's fine we're on to it.

OK, great.

Do you think I should reallylet Will meet these two?

What, doesn't the guy walk on water?

He'll be fine.

[music playing]

There's enough in there for two.

Oh, what is this?

Hey?

Oh.

Oh.

Check it out.

It's fun, it's amusing.

Yeah?

It's the gear.

It's the gear all right.

MATT: What an evening.

Check out the light.

Something wrong?

No, no nothing.

[buzzing]

What's that noise?

Motorbikes.

Thought you said no one came here.

Ouch.

Mozzies. - Ow.

Oh, god.

Gees, there's trillions of them.

I'll get the spray. MATT: Quick, quickly.

ELLIE: Bloody hell. MATT: Ow.

ELLIE: Where did the come from?

MATT: Ow.

I didn't bring it.

It's all right, I've got some.

Here, here, here.

Oh, it's empty.

Quick, get in, get in.

Go, go.

ELLIE: Just get inside here.

Quick.

Hurry get in.

ELLIE: Eaten alive!

[music playing]

Nice duds mate, if I'd haveknown it was a dinner party I

would've brought long neck.

[laughter]

Well, Natalie said special, so.

Four appetizers.

One, two, three, and me, four.

Oh.

[laughing]

So, what park are you with?

Oh, all of them.

Right now I'm doing aproject counting brumbies.

TOBY: Up the [inaudible]?

Yeah, pretty much.

Tell you what, out along the Finke River

there, it's the oldest river in the world,

and all these like magnificent animals

running along beside it.

Certainly makes it worthgetting up every morning.

Sheer poetry, mate.

Hey, do you need a hand inside?

No, hang.

All right guys.

You looked me over.

You don't like my clothes.

You don't like anything I say.

My ears are burning, youaren't even talking about me.

I've got look out for my sister mate.

I don't bite Michael.

No, you abandon yourself to love.

[laughing]

The corny lines work ifyou actually believe in them.

So come on, put that beer down and show us

what you're made of.

[music playing]

[laughing]

TOBY: Go like this.

Put up your shoulder here, that's it.

Yeah.

No, no, you're too tense, too tense.

Shake, shake it out, shake it out.

TOBY: I'm shaking myself out OK.

[interposing voices]

[laughter]

Hello boys.

Oh, it's the famous Jess.

Oh, looking gorgeous.

Thank you, nice to meet you, Will.

Jess, you're looking spectacular.

Where are you going tokiss me Michael, on my bum?

Ha ha, later Jess, it's a but public.

[laughing]

So, what have you guys been up to?

Oh look, Will was justshowing us a couple of moves.

And, hows it going?

Yeah, they're picking up real quick.

Weren't you Michael, hey,after your first lesson mate?

Yeah, you're all right mate.

WILL: Thanks man.

I was a bit worried when Natquit her job, but you're cool.

JESS: I'm going to go to the loo.

Yeah, I'm going to go get some beers.

Cool.

[laughter]

You, uh, you quit your job?

Yes, I'm going to stay in Alice.

Is that cool with you?

Yeah, of course.

[laughter]

Oh, there's a pointybloody rock under the tent.

Oh, gees.

I need a torch.

Oh, where's yours?

That was the one thing I couldn't get.

I think Jess has it.

Do you want a massage.

No, no thanks.

I'm tired, think I might get an early.

We're in a tent in the middleof nowhere just paradise.

We've got a whole night ahead of us.

The two of us ourselves.

Away from the microscope.

Double swag.

Is that what you andSmitty used to get up to?

Ellie, you're married.

Like you, I have a past Ididn't spring from a seashell

miraculously the day we met.

What is your problem?

I don't know.

Hasn't the temperature dropped.

Yeah.

[gasping]

[banging]

Bloody rattlers.

[rattling]

[horse neighing]

You're gaining Jack, you're gaining.

This is it, the chase, thecatch, the next bit, the bit

after. - I'm Jack.

Patrick.

No time to talk, here she is.

[horse neighing]

PATRICK: Heehaw!

Heehaw.

[whip snapping]

[horse neighing]

[thudding]

Don't forget to say goodbye.

Jack's back.

[howling]

What can you do?

Jack's back.

[bagpipes playing] This isthe best thing hey, Hugh?

The chase, the catch, the next bit.

What would I know about women, Jack?

[siren]

You turn to be bad cop.

I don't want to be the bad cop.

[siren]

Who does, Jack?

Who does?

Phone-book.

Jack, watch out for rattlers cowboy.

He's not a cowboy, he's bad cop today.

That's why he's got the phone book.

JACK: Jess.

Jess!

HELEN: Jack?

Yeah.

HELEN: About the bar tab negotiation.

It's only 400 bucks.

[screaming]

It's amazing what you can see by starlight.

Smitty was a long, long time ago.

Stay here.

Matt's away, I've got his room.

Hardly seen you tonight.

Oh, I've, I've got an early start tomorrow,

and you know they're alreadygetting my back about

how tired I've been and it's--

I'm sorry.

[laughter]

Hey, Will's greatNatalie, he's a real keeper.

Mean he could be a serialkiller of course, but you some,

lose some.

I'm off, guys.

See you.

See you.

Your guy is a peach.

He's almost as good as my guy.

You twit, Will didn't know.

I thought you had told him.

Anyway he was cool about it.

Yeah well, thank god he was cool.

And secrets are stupid.

Says you.

You with your little ridiculous secret.

I'm an open book, girl.

Oh, so you want me to tell theworld you're in love with Jess?

[music playing]

All to ourselves.

How stupid are we?

We've got paradise to ourselves and we

get up each other over somestupid trivial [inaudible]..

Ridiculous, ridiculous thing.

Can't even remember what it was.

You're right you know, is a bit spooky here.

I'm glad you said that, I wasbeginning to think it was us.

Mm-mm.

And yet here we are, one man,one woman, all that remains

is to populate the planet.

You're an idiot.

Yeah.

Oh hey, grab us a coupleof sticks would you please?

Best camp ever, no contest.

Yeah, huh.

[exclaims]

Oh, you all right?

Matt, I've been bit by a snake.

Keep the change.

Hmm, OK, here's what you do.

You have to apologize to them, tell

them you want the wholediscussion all over again, OK?

Then we get in Jess as a mediator

because she's sort ofattached to both parties.

Helen, listen.

They have dropped off everypassenger, not at the Baa Bar,

but at the Big Bull Bar.

I offered to talk to them and they wouldn't.

Where's Jack?

Oh, we're over Jack too are we?

All those late nights, the sleep ins.

Yeah, and your help hasbeen very useful, hasn't it?

Really?

Well, why don't you call me when this place

gets a little bit more life.

Is it?

Come on!

Matt?

OK, OK.

OK, here's the situation.

There's no signal on the mobile and I

can't find the satellite phone.

Was next to the tent.

No, it's not here now, OK.

We don't know how muchvenom the snakes injected--

It was next to the tent,that's where it was, Matt.

I know. I know that.

You brought the damn thing.

I'm aware of that Ellie!

This bandage is only goingto buy us a couple of hours,

so it's really important to stay calm.

Stay calm, stay calm, I know that.

OK, now I'm going to bring up the car,

and we'll drive until we get a mobile signal.

You can't drive, I'll go.

No, no, I can drive enough to bring it up.

Ellie just stay still, OK?

Keep calm.

[moaning]

And breathe, OK.

[music playing]

OK, all right.

Key in ignition, good.

Foot on clutch, good.

Turn on while pumping accelerator, good.

OK, engine is on.

Matt!

- Punch it now, revs are good.- Matt!

I'm not going anywhere!

Matt!

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Come on Matt, this is not thetime to bog, you total bloody--

- I'll drive. - Sorry.

- It's all right, just get out.- So sorry, Ellie.

Save the tears for my funeral.

We're going to rock it, OK?

Let some air out of the tires.

OK.

Not flat though otherwise we're

going to have to pump them up.

MATT: Ready?

Go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

OK.

Other side, I'm driving.

I'll get us to the road.

Sorry I said that about you and Jess.

It's your fantasy, girl.

I've got mail.

I've got mail.

You know what, I reckon Will's all right.

Yeah?

Then why has he just dumped me?

What?

It's not a joke.

Natalie, I'm sorry, but it's--

It's just not working is it.

He dumped you by email?

That is shoddy.

I thought you and him were solid?

You gave up your job and he was cool about that.

Where are you?

Tell me to my face.

I'm at the Baa Bar.

Now.

Tell it like it is, sis.

[moaning] Any signal?

Still no signal.

We might have to drive all the way to Alice.

No, I can't.

I'm going to pull over. MATT: OK.

ELLIE: I can't do it.

MATT: OK Should I go on to second?

Ellie?

[groaning]

[music playing]

15 hours sleep.

After a big night out, itmakes sense you a lot of sleep.

The bar's quiet.

Very quiet.

Here we get our quiet days.

Michael and Toby are doing their pick

ups from the Big Bull Bar.

Did you close up early here last night?

No.

Very quiet though.

Like I said.

Why?

Oh.

I'm just going to for a drive.

Jack?

I missed all the hard bit.

What?

It wasn't fair.

I was there for the chase, thecatch, the next bit, and then,

and then I'm not aroundfor any of the hard stuff,

like the growing up, and then I get

this amazing, beautiful daughter.

What are you getting at?

Jess I've never been a steady guy.

I don't think I can change.

Who's asking you to change?

Life.

Me.

People change if they want to don't they?

I gotta go, I'm busy, Jack.

[music playing]

What do you mean it isn't working?

I thought it was working fine.

I thought you were perfect.

Nobody's perfect.

It's too much hard work.

You been scaring the hell out of me.

I was over that job.

You've been dragging me over to meet your mates.

You were up to them.

Gees Will, we've been on for months.

On the internet.

We're not on the internet anymore.

We are wrong together.

We both know it.

I came back to Alice for you.

Did you?

Really?

He thinks we're wrong together.

Nat, Toby just rang, his mom's in hospital,

she's been bitten by a snake.

All the signs aregood, but we'll know more

once the bandage comes off.

Did you say it was a brown snake?

Ellie thought it was a brown, yeah,

but the swab will tell us.

OK, we've got three antivenom's out.

OK, check coagulation asap.

Yeah, what about next of kin?

Where is she?

[shouting]

Don't bother, they're here.

Hugh. - Ellie!

Listen.

You, OK?

Hey, we're about to takea pressure bandage off

and after that we observe Ellieand then if she's in danger

we give her antivenom.

Now, I'll be sitting with her calmly

and quietly, what about you?

Yeah, yeah, I want to sit with her.

Fine.

Calm and quiet.

OK?

Ow!

Just stop it, both of you, please.

Oh, mom.

Toby it's all right, still conscious.

Pull up a chair, mate.

We left the gear out there.

I can--

It's all right, I'll organize something.

Hi.

She's lucky.

It was a Mulga snake, not a brown.

Looks like there was some residue of venom

on the fang's which affected the bite area,

but it's not systemic.

So you'll be OK, except that we have to keep you

here overnight and we're going to monitor

you for the next week.

Well, I can do that.

Jack?

Am I being hunted?

No, Tansy.

Lovely Tansy.

I just, I don't know you.

I don't want you to know me.

I'm just here for fun, I'mgoing back to Sydney tomorrow.

I'm just worried.

About?

Am I frivolous?

I hope so, the worldneeds more frivolous people.

What do you care what I think anyway?

I just don't want to be bad cop, that's all.

Then don't be.

You look like you're on a mission.

Toby and Michael are playing hardball.

So I've made an executive decision.

I'm going for a jog, get the blood flowing

and then I'm heading back to the bar

and I'm calling their bluff.

Good cop or bad cop?

Some of us can do both.

Jack doesn't seem himself.

Probably that monkey he's got on his back.

All right just, I knowwhat you're going to say,

I take your wife, I take Ellieout bush and she gets hurt,

and I can't even drive.

Well don't say anything Hugh, because I feel

bad enough without your help.

The fact is that mygirlfriend is going to be OK.

OK?

Anyway a couple of my colleagues

have packed up your stuffand they're bringing it in.

They found the satellite phone under your tent.

Must have made for an uncomfortable night.

How's your arm feeling now?

Like some reptileshoved 300 teeth into it.

Painkillers are starting to kick in though.

Why'd you have to go out the back in nowhere?

You can't get in and out,there's no one out that way

and Matt can't even bloody drive.

Yeah, well why I wanted to get out there,

get away from this tiny bloodytown and all the scrutiny.

With the world's biggest dag.

Wanted to get to know each other better,

away from the evil eye.

What did you learn?

That he is the world's biggest dag

and that I have feelings for him.

You asked.

Heehaw.

Let's suck this guppy.

You stay here.

How's your mom?

Oh, she'll be fine.

OK.

Look, we can't pay it all back in one go.

And we want you to have a tab here.

I mean, you bring the puntersin, you're reliable, fun.

This place is a whole lotcooler than the Big Bull Bar.

Look, we could give you 80this week, and maybe 50 a week

after that.

Well, let's make it 50 a week then.

OK, and we'll try and keep it under 200.

Good and we'll try and carryyou to 400 once in a blue moon.

Just check with us first.

Oh yeah.

All right then.

Good.

I'm sorry about the--

Yeah, me too, I'm sorry we sh--

You, you, sit down now, please.

Gerhard, beers.

Jack, we don't have to.

We do have to, hell and thisbullshit crap has got to stop.

Sit down please.

Now, we're all reasonable people here

there is no way we can expectToby to pay it all back,

it is 300 bucks.

400.

See.

And Toby we're not a free bank, there

has to be boundaries and rules.

You're right.

He's right.

75 bucks a week.

Is that probably a little bit too much?

How much can you pay?

Um, we could do--

50?

50.

Uh, we could do 50.

Yeah and we could set a $200 limit.

And if we needed more we could always ask you.

How does that sound to you, Hel?

It sounds, reasonable terms.

Done deal then.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've got a bar to run.

Yeah, and a night tour to meet.

And I've got to, uh--

If you're looking for thetours they're over there.

Bar's through there.

I promise you the best serviceand only the purest rainwater

to water down the drinks with.

Anything else, just ask me.

I'm Jack.

Cheers.

Cheers.

[music playing]