Original subtitles

I told you, bush tucker.

What exactly does that mean?

Well, it means you andMike taking me to the bush

and find some food.

I don't know anything about bush tucker.

Yeah, well your sister does.

I can cook it, but whether Ican find it, I've got no idea.

MATT MARIONE: My plant, theone I found in the desert,

I sent to Perth for tests, andit's full of a phytonutrient

called sulforaphane.

Well, they think it is.

They need more samples.

JESS DAILEY: Tell me about this.

She was particularly quiet on this day.

And I kept asking her why, and just smiled,

like she had a secret.

You-- you're not comfortable yet.

I do understand that. - No--

No, no, no, no, it's all right.

We'll just keep it private for now.

So what time does it start?

I saved your life.

And you repay me by sleeping with my mother.

Actually, Toby, I slept with your mum

before you saved my life.

Oh, god.

You dick head!

It's the driver's responsibility.

We'll make it.

It's right on red.

Mate, you need to learn totrust the universe more.

It's a shame we didn't getthe university to fill the tank.

It's just lucky I'm a believer.

Universe says heads.

Best of three.

No way, in the game of chance,I took a risk and was rewarded.

Oh, shut up and get the jerry can.

It's like we were guided here by fate.

Just as we run out of petrol,there she was, waiting

for us on the side of the road.

Whatever.

[laughs]

Um, Michael.

OK, you're captain of the universe.

Just give me a minute.

Just shut up, come here,and have a look at this.

What?

Wha-- did-- did you see them?

Did you see those lights?

Lights from the universe?

Did they spin about as if they were

trying to communicatewith a special earthling,

and zoom off again?

Yeah, exactly like that.

Oh, no, didn't see them.

[theme music]

THEME SONG: Take me to that open silent space

where the earth breathes your name.

Lead me underneath the starlight sky.

All our troubles fade away.

Hold me now as the golden sunlight

warms across your face.

La la la.

PRESENTER [ON RADIO]: And that wraps up

the news for this hour.

Right now I'm going to take some requests.

Let's get started with onefor Steph from Hermannsburg.

Now, she reckons thather boyfriend, Dacker, is

like a special gift from the universe,

and that he really lights up her life.

Now, they're her words, folks.

Hey, Dad.

PRESENTER [ON RADIO]: Good on you, Dacker.

You didn't hear any reportslast night about anything weird

happening out in theNamatjira Drive, did you?

What were you doing out there?

Oh, we were a bit short ofpetrol, so we stopped off.

And I saw these lights.

They came down, kinda likethey were checking me out,

and then zoomed off.

There's no servos out there.

We borrowed it.

They were orange,definitely not headlights.

Who did you borrow the petrol from?

The universe, which funnily enough,

is also where I reckon these lights were from.

You reckon you saw a UFO?

Finally, he's listening.

I want to give the space base a call.

It's probably one of their experiments.

Hey, hang on, aliens?

They didn't do a probe on you, did they son?

Probably best if youleave the funny to me, Dad.

Hello?

Jess?

Anyone home?

Beautiful, hey?

Yeah, you know, the islander people

believe that the trees are ancestral things

who pass through here during the dream time.

Yeah?

Cool.

You're a bit quiet.

Just thinking what it would be like to have

that connection to a place,make it hard to leave.

You thinking of leaving?

Just wondering where I belong, I guess.

Well, you know, you'reScottish on my mother's side.

Yeah?

[SCOTTISH ACCENT] Oh, the great McDonald clan.

Oh, now I have a mac heritage.

Having a mac heritage isno laughing matter, Jess.

Actually reminds me of a strange experience I had

at Hollywood Park in Edinburgh.

When were you there?

Oh, back in the olden days.

It's this, big, wild placeright in the middle of the city.

And I was walking there one morning,

and the fog was like soup.

And I hear this strange,rustling sound, so I stop.

The fog lifts.

And standing there right infront of me, on the path,

whole flock of sheep.

I felt like one of my ancestorsherding sheep in the highlands.

You have a real thing for sheep, don't you?

[SCOTTISH ACCENT] Oh, no,Jess, it's the sheep that

have a thing for we McDonalds.

Jack.

You've got some mail.

Oh, that's not mine.

Well, yes it is.

It's been forwarded from Sydney.

Then it's old news.

Just-- just toss it.

Well, that's against the law.

Not to mention a crime against curiosity.

You know, for the firsttime in a very long time,

I reckon I could make some music today.

There could be bills in here.

Well, there won't be.

How do you know?

Well, people put their name on bills,

and then they complain aboutall the boring mail they get.

Until now I've never had my name on anything.

Therefore, all of that is irrelevant.

Well, I think I'd betterjust go through it anyway.

JACK JAFFERS: Excellent plan.

Oh, just steer clear ofanything in a hot pink envelope.

There's a very strange lady out there

who keeps sending me cardsthat I'd rather you didn't see.

Carte blanche, you beauty.

Excuse me, was that Jack Jaffers before?

Yeah, sure.

Did you want to see him?

No, no, I just wantedto put a face to the name.

You don't suppose it'ssecret daughter number two?

- Are you a local? - Groupie?

No.

No, she's too young.

Yes, I was.

Been away for a while.

Tax inspector.

Place is looking good.

How many meals a day do you do?- Oh, my god.

She is a tax inspector.

Oh, it changes.

Are you in hospitality?

Yeah, professional curiosity.

I can't help myself.

Well, the kitchen's pretty basic.

Don't tell her all our secrets.

Basic doesn't have to mean bad.

Can I grab another coffee?

Yeah, sure, I'll bring one over.

PATRICK: Helen, Helen, Helen,Helen, Helen, it's Miss Pinky.

Such a goody two shoes.

HUGH DELANEY [ON RADIO]: Toby, you there, son?

Yeah, it's Michael.

He's right in the middle of his damper.

You know how he gets.

HUGH DELANEY [ON RADIO]: Oh, hi, Mike.

Well, could you tell himthat I rang the space base.

And they were definitelydoing tests with some weather

balloons last night.

So that would explain his lights.

So no UFO then?

No, and we should be free them for a while.

They reckon they only do thosetests once in a blue moon.

Oh, and Mike--

Yeah, Mr. D?

HUGH DELANEY [ON RADIO]: Fill your jerry

can at the servo next time, OK?

The universe always provides, hey?

See ya.

No, the ice pack's right.

Yeah, knees are a bummer.

All right, stay off your feet.

See ya.

I don't suppose you play netball?

No, no, no, we don't.

What's the division?

Socially, except this week we're

playing the Thorny Devils.

Is that bad?

The Thorny Devils?

It's not good.

PATRICK: Missy, see we have to talk, yeah?

Actually I, um--

Your bloody team hasn't wona game in three years anyway.

Oh, my god!

When did you slip in?

Got it this morning.

Oh, Helen, this is my oldest and dearest

friend, Nat, who abandonedus for the bright lights

of Brisbane.

Hardly.

Hi.

So how long you here for?

Just 'til Sunday.

Oh, that's brilliant.

Oh!

Nat is the best goal defense we ever had.

Which isn't saying much for that team.

JESS DAILEY: I can't believe that you

didn't tell me you were coming.

Well.

[squeal]

Jack, who's GEMA?

Whatever she said, Inever promised her anything.

No, no, no, G E M A, Gesellschaft

fur musikalische Auffuhrungs.

I love Germans.

How is it that you get money from Germany?

I don't know.

Uh, a song I wrote might havebeen picked up as a theme

tune for children's TV series.

I just hope they changed the lyrics

before the kiddies got it.

Well, I'd have to check it.

But at a guess, I thinkyou've just scored yourself--

Don't say it.

Well, it's not quite a support gig

at the EntertainmentCenter, but it sure beats

a sold out night at The Espy.

And there's the roof on my caravan,

and you could pay off some of those bills

I found in your system.

Yeah, it's a magicalpiece of paper, all right.

I'll make some phone calls, and see how

we can go about collecting it.

I told you we'd find somegood stuff in the mail.

This is a bit flashier than Toby's place.

Yeah, it's just not soconvenient for all the Helgas

that want the overnight tour.

So, Miss Anderson, what's the big secret?

What?

Nothing.

Oh, come on.

Why are you here?

I just came back to see myold mates for the weekend.

So why didn't you tell me and Michael?

Can't I surprise you?

Not in your nature.

Maybe I've changed.

Yeah, right, how-- well, howabout I get us some drinks?

And when I come back, I expect some answers.

Nothing to tell.

Check it out.

Hey, so Dad reckons they were definitely

not doing any testing out at the space base?

That's what he said.

If it's alien activity,that'd be highly confidential

information for sure.

Tobe, I just want toapologize for not believing you.

Oh, you didn't see them.

I understand.

Still, I was a bit rough.

Hey, you believe me now, bud?

Oh, totally.

Hey, it would be goodif we get some more proof,

like other witnesses and stuff.

I'll check it out on the internet.

There could be something there.

What did we do before the internet?

We lived in ignorance, mate, total dark ages.

Who's desert ranger?

His real name's Will.

He works for Parks and Wildlife.

He's a ranger.

Of course he is.

Pea Face?

It's just a name.

You've got to give yourself one.

It's dumb.

What is?

You can't tell anyone.

Trueromance.com.au.

You're kidding.

Internet dating, wow.

It's better than going out to a bar.

At least you can seewhat you're going to get.

So you've already met him?

Well, no, tomorrow's our first date.

You came all this way for a blind date?

And I don't want everyoneknowing about it either.

Get the bush telegraph going,and pretty soon the whole town

will be giving me advice.

Hey, your secret is safe with me.

Is this his, um, profile?

[music playing]

Are you serious?

Oh, Jack, I'd like you to meet my good friend,

Natalie Anderson.

Oh, Michael's sister, right?

Yes, but she's flying under the radar,

so you can't tell him.

Oh, it's all right.

I'm very good with a secret.

How long are you in town for?

Until Sunday.

Just in time for the netball.

NATALIE ANDERSON: Oh, no, I'mnot actually free tomorrow.

JESS DAILEY: Oh, damn.

I'll do it.

Can you play defense?

Oh, it's been a while.

But, um, I'm keen.

Great, you're in.

OK, look out Thorny Devils.

So Natalie, did, uh, Jesstell you she's a descendant

of the great McDonald clan?

Mm, I'm still waiting formy discount on the Big Mac.

[SCOTTISH ACCENT] Oh, you'll be

eating the haggis and drinking the whiskey,

[inaudible], lassie.

Scottish cuisine, feed the world over.

Why don't we go there?

What?

Yeah, yeah, you and me.

Why don't we, uh, go to Scotland?

I'll show you where your ancestors came from.

And I can prove to you how good haggis

can taste after a good drink.

Can't afford to travel.

My shout.

What?

Yeah look, I just, uh, I got this big check

from some Germans.

Um, it's not a fortune.

But it's enough to cover a tourof Scotland for you and me.

What do you say?

[theme music]

JESS DAILEY: So that was weird.

At least he's trying.

I don't even know how I feel about him be--

you know, about the whole family thing,

let alone going away with him.

So why did you say yes?

Because I panicked.

Everyone was looking at me.

Nat, I barely even know the guy.

That's the point, isn't it?

Yeah, but why Scotland?

I mean, all his family's in Australia.

He wants to impress you.

I don't know.

It's just still freakingme out knowing Jack's my--

Your dad.

Yeah, that.

So maybe this trip will be a good thing,

give you a chance to get to know him better,

help you with the whole d--

D thing.

Let's not get carried away.

But you do know if theseJaffers or McDonald's,

or whoever they are, don't work out,

you'll always have family here, right?

Yeah, thanks, Nat.

Yeah, Scotland.

I don't know.

We didn't talk in days.

No, he's paying.

Hey, babe.

Did you send me flowers?

They're certainly not for me, pea face.

Sorry, too late, buster.

They've already been claimed.

OK, babe, bye.

Do you think they're too big?

You mean, um, I'm borderline creepy big?

Yeah.

Um.

BOTH: Nah.

Hey, do you know where he lives?

Sure.

Do you think we could goand have a little sneaky peek?

We've agreed not to.

Yeah, what if he's like a five foot ugga

with bad breath and a machetetucked down his pants?

Jess.

Well, how much do you know about him?

We're talking hundreds emails.

I know everything.

And I know he's not an ugga.

I have a photo.

Whoa, there is a photo of Desert Ranger?

Show me.

It's in my bag.

Oh, you mean in Matt's room?

Oh god, I totally forgot about him.

He had a night shift last night.

I better get it.

Desert Ranger.

It's not that bad.

Oh, no, no, it's just exactly the sort

of share house experience Inever thought I'd have again.

Oh, come on, don't go.

I've got work to do.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

Are you really leaving becauseJess saw you in bed with me?

No.

Yes.

Look, it's my place too.

I know, it's just-- it's weird, Matt.

It's just weird.

Come in.

Are you panting?

All right, look.

I'm sorry.

But when money comes to youout of the blue like that,

you-- you got to celebrate.

I thought we were celebrating.

You know, it-- it seemedlike the thing to do, you know?

And yet, completelyirresponsible at the same time.

It depends on your priorities.

My roof isn't a priority?

Helen, you will get a roof, I promise.

When?

Jack, I know you mean thesethings when you say them.

But if there's no action,they're just words.

I'm just--

I'm just trying to be a good father, you know?

It's new to me.

Wow, that was good.

Well, you can't spin this oneand come out as Mr. nice guy

because I don't buy it, OK?

[door slams]

So tell me, is itchilly up there all alone

on the moral high ground?

Oh, shut up.

Well, it's true.

You're back home.

Hi, bro, good to see you too.

I can't believe you didn't tell me.

Jack, I'll kill him.

MICHAEL ANDERSON: It's not Jack's fault.

Well, sure, he told me.

Are you really going to Scotland?

Yeah, it looks like

MICHAEL ANDERSON: Wow, cool.

I haven't forgotten you.

I just wanted to come home quietly,

spend a weekend with Jess.

Yeah, well, I don't supposethese have anything to do

with your secret, little visit?

Um, they're mine, from Darren.

There's nothing like a bunch of dead flowers

to remind you he's never around.

It's a romantic gesture, Toby.

You wouldn't get it.

Uh, what about a Valentine, the goldfish?

JESS DAILEY: He died--

I don't know how I've stayed away.

I really don't.

It's all gold, isn't it?

I had to flush him.

That's symbolic, isn't it?

So these Min Min lights chased Annie Dot

halfway up the North Road.

Look, I told you.

Yeah, and then they flewright in through the window,

and up her skirt.

And that's what they callall the way up the North Road.

There are 400 billion stars in this galaxy.

If it is just us, it seemslike a massive waste of space.

Mm, what are the odds of that?

They travel all that way,and they end up with you.

Ha, look, I just wantto believe that there are

things in this world thatwe don't have control over,

like fate.

How do you know they weren't from the space

base or something?

Dad rang.

Ask Michael.

They don't know anything about it.

MICHAEL ANDERSON: It's true.

You believed him?

Fully.

Matt, um, have you met Natalie?

Hi, Natalie.

Hi, how are ya?

Hi, Matt.

Uh, I'm going out.

JESS DAILEY: OK.

Hey, Matt.

Listen, Jess, about this afternoon--

I'm sorry.

I should have knocked.

It's just Natalie left her bagin there out of habit, I guess.

Well, it's my room now, OK.

I know.

This is, um, awkward for me.

You know, I totally support you and Ellie.

And I-- I think that you're great for her.

And I think she's great for you.

I mean, you're not so geeky anymore.

Thanks.

Uh, uh, Matt, it's a bit weirdfor her to-- you know, stay.

She wasn't staying.

You know what I mean.

I'm sorry, Matt.

But Toby's my friend.

And this place has to be neutral territory.

ELLIE DELANEY: So what doesneutral territory mean?

Well, we didn't draw up a list of statutes.

But I would say a cup of tea would

be fine, whereas afternoon delight

would be out of the question.

Don't worry, Jess put meoff any repeat of that one.

She's right though.

We need our own piece of Switzerland.

We have here.

Featuring the rack.

There's always the workbench.

I thought you liked the work bench?

I do.

It's just-- it'd be nice to think

I could do my work withoutrequiring accident cover.

Oh.

Like that.

Switzerland, huh?

Yeah.

I look like a parrot.

Let me see.

I don't think so.

You know, they reckon thatonly about 20% of Americans

hold a current passport.

I don't have one.

JESS DAILEY: Really?

Yeah, who needs one?

We got everything we need right here.

I don't get it.

You go on about exploring the galaxy,

yet you don't even want to leave the territory.

It's an intellectual journey, Jess.

You wouldn't get it.

No, give it back. Give it back.

Give it back. Give it back.

No, Natalie!

Natalie, Natalie.

There's nothing to be ashamed of, Jess.

Oh, no!

Check out the name.

Zuni Leilani Jessica Dailey.

It's beautiful, Jess.

Don't-- just ignore them.

Oh, please, could you be any more of a suck?

What?

It is.

Zuni Leilani Jessica McDonald Jaffers Dailey.

It's a name and a half.

Yeah, and we're all going to Scotland.

So I don't care.

Oh, come on.

JESS DAILEY: I'm nevershowing you guys anything.

[laughs]

What do you think?

Too little red riding hood?

Nah, it looks great, abit heavy for Alice though.

But not for Scotland.

How about that purse?

I only wore it twice.

It's a real bargain.

It's $50.

I paid a hell of a lot more than that for it.

I'll take it.

Ta-da.

It's my old one.

Now that's what I call a skirt.

It's not too late to back out, you know?

I'll go and try it on.

We don't like second hand clothes.

We think they're grubby.

So Where's Natalie?

Oh, hiding from her mum, getting

ready for her blind date with the guy

she met online, whichyou did not hear from me.

Oh.

Um, what do you think?

It's for Scotland.

Oh, great.

We just have to makesure we go in-- in winter

so you get to use it.

So have you thought about dates?

Dates?

Yeah, I can get time off work.

I just need to give them notice.

Right.

Because I-- I can go anytime.

Yeah, me too.

Did it fit?

Maybe 10 years ago it might have.

Um, yeah, it'll be fine.

Oh, I like your coat.

Thanks, it's for Scotland.

OK, OK, now is the perfecttime to say I'm terribly sorry,

Jess.

I cannot play netballtonight because I've come

down with a spot of leprosy.

I'm really looking forwardto playing netball tonight.

Oh, that's great, becauseyou really saved my skin.

Anyway, I've got to go andhelp-- um, I've got to go.

So we're all going to get a little netball parade.

So when are you thinking of going away?

Soon.

It's just I need to organize someone

for the bar, that's all.

You know what your problem is, Helen?

You stress out too much.

[SCOTTISH ACCENT] You know, Helen, I think

you'd like the men in Scotland.

They're all a wee bit like Jack, you know?

Oh, please.

You know, they say onceyou start buying appliances,

you're planning to stay in a place.

I think I've got betterreasons than that to stay here.

Oh, why?

Your research?

Are you fishing?

You, of course.

Mm.

And your plant?

Sure, but I know where to find you.

So right now you win.

Switzerland?

Lucky I'm out there talkingup our business to backpackers.

I've been looking up your lights.

Because you are a vital part of our research

and development team.

There's lots of stories on the net about lights

appearing over several nights.

What?

Do you reckon they'll come back?

Well, who knows. It's worth a look.

How good would it be toget some footage of them?

We could sell the tapeshere, we'll make a motza.

It would be proof.

That's all I want.

Open up people's minds to the universe.

Exactly, give them a reason to dream.

Because dreaming is free.

How much do you reckon people would

pay for footage like that?

[squeal]

Yeah, you good?

Come on, look at me.

Use me, use my power.

ELLIE DELANEY: Slow down,uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.

MATT MARIONE: Hold it.

OK, good, good.

OK.

[grunting]

You all right? ELLIE DELANEY: Yeah.

MATT MARIONE: OK, give it to me.

Give it to me.

Let's twist it, OK.

MATT MARIONE: Twist it.

Push, good.

MATT MARIONE: OK.

Huh?

You know, my mum used tosay that you should always

wear green on the first date.

Is this a hippie thing, Zuni Leilani?

It sure is.

Green is the color of your heart chakra.

It means that you wearyour heart on your sleeve,

literally.

Actually, I like that.

Toss it over.

You know, I miss this.

Me too.

Show.

Damn, are you a parking ticket?

Because you got fine written all over you.

Ouch, where did that come from?

Darren said it to me once.

You are kidding.

Hey, he was lucky that Iwas already in love with him

when he did.

So you are in love?

Yeah, totally.

Can't wait to meet him.

Oh, that's the onlyblow fly in the ointment.

This whole long distance thing sucks.

Yeah, I wonder how that'll work with Will.

Oh, slow down, tiger.

You haven't even met him yet.

I really want it to work out.

Well, then hopefully he'llbe as good in the flesh

as he is online.

I have a feeling.

I think he's the one.

Mrs. Sweet Pea Desert Ranger, I like it.

What's going on?

A bold experiment to enlightenthe doubters of this world,

like yourself.

To prove what?

TOBY DELANEY: That we're not alone.

When I get those lights on this camera,

there will be no more of the doubting.

I told Michael yesterday,I rang the space base.

Your aliens were weather balloons.

He's having you on, mate.

Sooner you'll learn to stop trusting people,

the happier you'll be.

Ready for takeoff, captain?

All system's clear.

[theme music]

You nervous?

Shaking in my chakras.

Do you want me to wait for you?

Nah, I'll be OK.

OK, well I'll give you a callon your mobile in 10 minutes.

OK, wish me luck.

Go green.

Hey, you look beautiful.

Jack?

Mm-hmm.

Do you have a gold Amex card?

Yeah, used to, I think.

You know when you use those things you're

meant to pay them back, right?

JACK JAFFERS: Couldn't get the hang of it.

I prefer cash.

I like the feel of the foldedstuff in my wallet, you know?

You know that pot of German gold?

Yeah, baby.

I think it belongs to American Express now.

JACK JAFFERS: What?

Wow.

You better tell Jess beforeshe changes her holidays.

She'll be disappointed.

Yeah, well, maybe if you couldshow her this, then she'd--

I'll do it.

Promise.

Bugger.

Nat.

Will.

[nervous laughter]

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

God, you look heaps better in real life

than you do in your photo.

Oh my god, what a dill.

But you do, you do.

Thanks.

[phone rings]

That's not 10.

Yeah, I couldn't wait.

You need air lifting out?

No, thanks.

I don't think I'll be needing that.

Is he a spunk?

That's right.

The order was good.

JESS DAILEY [ON PHONE]: Uh-huh,not a psycho ugga after all,

huh?

Definitely no on that one.

Well, you're a big girl.

You behave yourself.

I don't think that's going to happen.

Tart.

I'll leave my phone on, bye.

Everything OK?

Perfect.

[chatter]

Come on, let's go warm up.

OK.

It will be difficultfor you while Jack's away.

I'll cope.

He hasn't made any plans, has he?

Not his strong point.

Think he ever will?

Oh, we're so dead.

Uh, it works.

OK, ah, to--

Switzerland.

Oh, prost.

Mm-hmm.

More vodka?

Yeah, next time.

So I reckon it's best if weseparate, increase our chances.

Sounds good to me.

I've got a good feeling about tonight.

Me too.

[whistle]

Pick it up, girls.

Come on.

Mark her.

I'm open.

I'm open.

Over here.

Ow.

Nice one, Homes.

Come on, Helen.

Come on.

Come on, Black Sheep.

Baa baa black sheep.

Baa baa black sheep.

Yay!

[whistle]

UMPIRE: Play.

Go, go, over here.

[cheers]

[whistle]

Over here, over here.

JACK JAFFERS: That's a professional foul that.

[whistle]

JESS DAILEY: OK, quick to your left.

Mark her. [whistle]

Em, I'm open.JACK JAFFERS: Oh, get in there.

Get in the rough.

[whistle]

Come on girls, quickly.

Come on, ump. Are you blind?

Tripping?

[whistles]

JACK JAFFERS: Oh, that was a forward pass.

[whistle]

No, just ignore her, Hel.

Ignore her.

Focus on the game.

JACK JAFFERS: Come on, Black Sheep!

Come on, Black Sheep! - Come on, Black Sheep.

Come on, Black Sheep.

How are you holding up?

I think my girl's playing footy.

I think Jack thinks we are too.

PLAYER: No, no, it will be fine.

We just got to buck up.

We just got to keep positiveabout the whole thing.

It will be fine.

So do you miss all this?

Not at first.

When I left, I really needed to get away,

prove to myself that I couldmake it somewhere else,

you know?

Yeah, and not be a big fish in a small pond.

Exactly.

And now?

I don't know.

But when I read that you lived here,

it definitely made a difference.

Oh, right.

So you just sent me a kiss just because I

live in Alice Springs.

I sent you a kiss because of one thing

you said in your statement.

I can't think of anything more awesome

than being out in the desert at night,

and looking out at all thestars in the night sky.

Oh, my god.

I can't believe you remembered that.

Oh, it's so lame.

No, it isn't.

That's exactly what I miss about this place.

[whistle]

Oh!

Ow.

PLAYER: Pick it up Come on.

UMPIRE: Goal defence, off the court.

That's gotta hurt.

Sorry, you've only got six players now.

Oh, don't worry, we're done for anyway.

How are your ribs?

I never knew there was such an animal in there.

Pick it up, girls.

Come on, go go.

PLAYER 2: Over here.

PLAYER 3: Mark her.

Quick, quick, to the left.

That's nice work, ingenious.

Hey, man.

Oh, mate--

Don't mate me.

I was just trying to maintain the hope.

No, you were just taking the piss.

I can explain.

Michael, my dad told me that he spoke to you.

It was for the video.

I mean, if of you believedit, why wouldn't the punters?

We could make some good money out of this.

It's not about the money.

OK, admit it.

What?

I got you.

[laughs]

I got you good!

What do you call this?

I'm fully on to you, mate.

Ooh, the aliens are coming, spooky.

Toby, ooh, vicious.

It's not vicious.

I just simply know who got who.

Michael got Toby.

[arguing]

[music playing]

Drink?

Yeah, I'll grab a beer.

I better get one for animal too.

On the house.

Good, huh?

Good, what would actuallyhappen if we'd won?

I reckon I won a fairly safe bet there, hey?

So you let the animal out of the cage, huh?

Roar.

Oops.

A little bit too much estrogen for my liking.

Good night, ladies.

Can I-- uh, Can I have a private chat, Jess?

Yeah, sure.

Hey, what can I do for you?

Um, you ever heard of the pot of gold

at the end of the rainbow?

Sure.

When I was a kid I used to think that if I

rode my bike far enough, I'd--

I'd find it.

OK.

And then I grew up.

Sure.

And, uh, I just think it'sreally important that we hold

on to the dreams, even ifthat pot of gold disappears,

through no fault of our own, I might add.

We should hold on to the essenceof that gold without actually,

you know, getting it.

Yeah, actually, I wanted to talk

to you about, um, your offerto take me to Scotland.

Well, that's a good exampleof what I'm talking about.

Yes, it's very generous of you.

And I would love to go with you one day.

But, um, I was wondering if you would mind

if we postponed it for a while?

No, no, god, I--

I totally understand.

You sure?

Yeah, yeah, I think I know where I belong.

Well, you hold onto that overcoat.

Of course.

Because we are definitely going.

Sure.

Anyway, I better get back to animal.

Who knew she had that in her, hey?

Yeah, totally unexpected, hey?

Yeah, I guess we all revealourselves under pressure, huh?

NATALIE ANDERSON: That's right.

They've made me an offerthat I really can't refuse.

I'm sorry for the short notice.

But I've decided to stay in Alice Springs.

Yeah.

Oh, that should be fine.

Sure.

[barking]

[theme music]