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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:34,773 DID THAT. 2 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,036 PEE... DID THAT. 3 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:40,127 OKAY, KEEP STICK ON FLAT SURFACE WHILE... 4 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,693 OH, SHIT. 5 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,783 IN THREE MINUTES, THE RESULTS... 6 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:49,571 OKAY. TWO LINES, PREGNANT... 7 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,486 IF YOU SEE A SINGLE LINE... 8 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,488 HUH ? 9 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:56,621 IF YOU SEE ONE LINE IN EACH WINDOW AS ILLUSTRATED, 10 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,581 THE TEST HAS INDICATED THAT YOU ARE PREGNANT. 11 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,678 OH, MY GOD. 12 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,429 GOOD MORNING, IT'S 9 A.M.! 13 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,908 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BODY IS ? 14 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,388 FORGET THAT, WHAT ABOUT YOUR MIND ? 15 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:26,912 I READ THIS T-SHIRT THE OTHER DAY, 16 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,914 IT SAID, "OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, 17 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,177 I MISS MY MIND THE MOST." 18 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,441 TELL ME ABOUT IT! LET ME IN! 19 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,965 PHIL, SHE'S IN. GET 'EM GOING. 20 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:38,185 HEY, EDDIE! EDDIE, BABY! 21 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,491 YOU'RE WITH ME. COME ON, HANDSOME. 22 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:43,190 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO ? GET THE HOSE ON YOU TWO ? 23 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,930 I'M COMING! I'M COMING! 24 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,106 START THE WARM UP. 25 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:50,066 WAKE UP! 26 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,069 HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE JUICING TODAY. 27 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,811 EVERYBODY SAY GOOD MORNING TO OUR EXEC PRODUCER, 28 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:57,247 JOAN MARSHALL. 29 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,206 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THIS LADY GETS UP AT 4 A.M. 30 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,207 TO RUN EVERY MORNING. 31 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,991 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THAT ? 32 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:05,299 I GAVE UP SMOKING, DRINKING, DRUGS... 33 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,388 HIGH-FAT FOOD, SUGAR, 34 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,911 CASUAL SEX... 35 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:12,001 AND NOW THIS, WELCOME TO THE MILLENNIUM, PEOPLE. 36 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,090 LET'S LIVE LONG AND BE MISERABLE. 37 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,527 Ray: AW, HELL!Grace: AND MUSIC UP. 38 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:17,963 COME ON. STAY WITH ME, RAY. 39 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,966 WIDER CAMERA, TWO. READY TWO... 40 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,404 NOW EVERYBODY KEEP RUNNING IN PLACE. 41 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,232 WHETHER YOU'RE RUNNING WITH THE WOLVES, 42 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,450 YOU'RE RUNNING TO WORK 43 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,801 OR YOU'RE SIMPLY RUNNING THE SHOW... 44 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,194 NO EMPTY SEATS, RAY. NO EMPTY SEATS. 45 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:34,197 ...WE ARE THE 24 HOUR WOMAN! 46 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,814 Announcer: RETRO-FEMINIST DEBRA BENNET 47 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:45,861 AND OUR PSYCHIC SEER AND 12 MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN, CRYSTAL. 48 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:48,429 PLUS "BEYOND SWEAT PANTS - FASHION TO RELAX WITH." 49 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,909 AND MORE ON OUR SPECIAL REPORT "ROMANCING THE STONE." 50 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,998 HOW TO KICK START YOUR MAN'S LOVE MACHINE. 51 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,826 ALL THIS PLUS NEWS LITE. 52 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,524 AND WE'LL TALK TO THE WEATHER GIRL WHEN WE RETURN, 53 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,569 ON THE 24 HOUR WOMAN. 54 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,967 Man: THAT WOMAN'S GOT A LOT OF ENERGY. 55 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,143 Woman: THAT WILL BE ME IF I GET THIS JOB. 56 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,189 HEY, YOU'RE ALREADY A 24 HOUR WOMAN, BABY. 57 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,103 I'LL GET ME A TRAMPOLINE IN THE KITCHEN. 58 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:13,845 RIGHT, YOU DO THAT. 59 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:14,977 I'M AWAKE. Girl: 60 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,893 GOOD MORNING. 61 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,635 WHERE ARE YOU ? MOMMY, 62 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,419 COMING. 63 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:25,422 MOM! Boy: 64 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:32,473 OKAY, WE'RE BACK. THIS MORNING, MARGO, 65 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,475 SHE'S GONNA GET SOME BREAKFAST FOR OUR FIRST GUEST. 66 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:37,347 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT THERE. 67 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,655 WHAT ? WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR ? 68 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:43,310 COME ON. TELL 'EM. 69 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,615 TELL 'EM WHAT ? 70 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:48,315 EDDIE'S GOT A SECRET. 71 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,926 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ? 72 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:52,623 SHE'S GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE OVER HERE. 73 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,451 BEEN MARRIED ? ONE MONTH ? SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU 74 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:57,280 IT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER TO TWO. 75 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,890 TWO ? 76 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:01,937 EDDIE AND GRACY, SITTING IN A TREE, 77 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,418 K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 78 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,028 OKAY, KATHY LEE, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 79 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,943 YOUR SINGING CAREER IS DEFINITELY SAFE. 80 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,292 JUST BECAUSE OF THAT, 81 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:12,948 EDDIE AND GRACE ARE GONNA HAVE A BABY. 82 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,210 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? 83 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:18,910 Ray: GRACE, WHERE'D YOU FIND THE TIME ? 84 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,303 HA-HA. 85 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,305 Radio: Oh shit! Get out here now! 86 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,351 Jesus Christ, when did all this happen ? 87 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,178 Hurry up. 88 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:31,271 Let's talk later, 'cause you know how I hate surprises. 89 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,577 Come on! Hurry up! 90 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,646 OKAY GUYS, BACK TO IT. 91 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,213 JESUS, GRACE, YOU COULD HAVE E-MAILED ME 92 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:02,432 BEFORE ANNOUNCING IT ON THE AIR. 93 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,955 JOAN, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 94 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:04,913 WE JUST FOUND OUT THIS MORNING. 95 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,044 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 96 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,655 ANNA MUST HAVE TOLD MARGO. I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,222 IT WORKED. 98 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:22,278 Girl: I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THIS. 99 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,540 COME ON LET'S PUT ON THE TEDDY BEAR. 100 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,716 YOU LIKE THE TEDDY BEAR ? COME ON. HEY. 101 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,683 HEY, STOP! GIVE IT BACK! 102 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,339 MOMMY, HE HURT ME. 103 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,993 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE ? 104 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:45,736 I HEARD THAT. I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WERE WATCHING. 105 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:49,261 ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME SICK TODAY. 106 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,480 WE ARE. 107 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:51,568 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 108 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,440 IT'S OKAY, I CAN DEAL WITH THESE GUYS. 109 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,137 IT'S NOT OKAY. I CAN HANDLE THIS. 110 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,095 YOU CAN'T BE LATE. WE NEED THIS JOB. 111 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,448 THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE MUTILATOR, ROY. 112 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,275 AND THEY KNOW THAT. 113 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,453 I KNOW THAT, OKAY ? 114 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,803 YOU PUT THAT SHIT ON AGAIN, YOU'RE DEAD. 115 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,631 NO.COME HERE AND PUT YOUR SHIRT ON. 116 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,067 PUT YOUR SHIRT ON. 117 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:15,026 YEAH, I KNOW. IT WAS MARGO. 118 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,201 THE BIG MOUTH. THE ONE WITH 119 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,421 LISTEN... 120 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,685 LET HIM EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 121 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,034 OKAY HOLD ON. 122 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,210 IT'S YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S PISSED. 123 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:29,389 YOU TELL HER WHY YOU OPENED UP YOUR BIG MOUTH. 124 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,086 OLGA, HE'S RIGHT HERE. 125 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,045 YEAH, MOM. HELLO. 126 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,483 MAMITA, LISTEN TO ME. 127 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:39,224 I JUST FOUND OUT MY TV MOVIE'S GOING TO BE ON TOMORROW. 128 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,444 YES, 9:30, CHANNEL TWO. 129 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:44,665 GO TELL BOLITA, IT'S 9:30, CHANNEL TWO. 130 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:47,189 I GOTTA GO, OKAY ? BYE. 131 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,756 YOU ARE SO BAD. 132 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,235 THERE SHE IS, MAMACITA! 133 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:54,109 I'M SO HAPPY. 134 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,850 CONGRATULATIONS. 135 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,504 YOU ARE GONNA LOVE BEING PREGNANT. 136 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:58,766 IT MAKES YOU FEEL--BLOATED ? 137 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,638 YOU SNEAKY BITCH... 138 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,771 YOU, I LOVE THIS!SO, GRACE... 139 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:06,556 DID YOU GUYS LIKE, PLAN THIS OR WHAT ? 140 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,211 SO I'M PREGNANT, THAT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THE RATINGS, RIGHT ? 141 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:11,082 GOOD, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 142 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,519 I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON CAMERA EVERY SINGLE DAY. 143 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,390 ME?WAIT...HER? 144 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,087 YOU, HIM, THE WHOLE FUCKING PREGNANCY. 145 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,394 IT'S GONNA BE BABY MADNESS FOR THE NEXT NINE MONTHS. 146 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,136 SEVEN. I'M DUE IN NOVEMBER. 147 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,530 DURING SWEEPS...? 148 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,751 YOU DID PLAN THIS, DIDN'T YOU ? YOU'RE A GENIUS! 149 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,276 YOU'RE A GENIUS. COME ON, BACK TO WORK. 150 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,756 WE GOTTA LOT OF PLANNING TO DO. C'MON. 151 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:36,499 EDDIE, THIS IS GREAT. 152 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,283 IT'S BABY MADNESS! 153 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:42,462 I GOTTA GO TO WORK. 154 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,378 HERE WE GO... HEY, GRACE,GIVE ME THE TAPES. 155 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,511 OH, PATTY, MAKE SURE YOU TELL THE ALLERGIST 156 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,166 TO ONLY TALK ABOUT PREGNANCY STUFF. 157 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,776 AND REMIND ME TO GET AN OB-GYN FOR THE SHOW. 158 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,648 ROXY, GIVE THIS TO JOAN, THANKS. 159 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,259 GRACE, YOUR INTERVIEWS... YOU DIDN'T FORGET, DID YOU? 160 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,913 OH. RIGHT. 161 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:02,438 GUYS, PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE, OKAY? I DESPERATELY NEED AN ASSISTANT. 162 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,918 YOU'RE GLOWING ALREADY. 163 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,833 NO, I'M NOT. COME ON... 164 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:14,494 I WANT BABY, BABY, BABY. BABY SHIT EVERYDAY! 165 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,321 CAN'T WE BUY A LITTLE TIME HERE? THIS IS NUTS. 166 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,628 WE ANNOUNCED IT ON THE AIR TODAY, WE GOTTA DELIVER NOW. 167 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,325 COME ON - C'MON - C'MON! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! 168 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,414 24 HOUR WOMAN. 169 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,720 HOLD ON A SECOND. HI, CAN I HELP YOU ? 170 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:24,852 I'M HERE FOR THE JOB INTERVIEW. 171 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,680 YEAH, JOIN THE CLUB. 172 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,773 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 173 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,340 SOME PRE-NATAL EXERCISES AND A COUPLE OF NUTRITIONISTS. 174 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,472 THESE ARE THE BETTER ONES. 175 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,778 OKAY, GREAT, I'LL TAKE A LOOK. 176 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,607 WAIT A MINUTE, I WANT THIS OUTLINED, PLEASE. 177 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,481 WOW, YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF TELEVISION FOR... 178 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,527 WELL, FOUR YEARS. 179 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,225 OUCH.I RAISED THREE KIDS. 180 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:52,444 THAT'S NOT GOING TO INTERFERE WITH YOUR WORK SCHEDULE, THOUGH? 181 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:54,751 NO, NO. MY HUSBAND STAYS HOME. 182 00:08:57,232 --> 00:09:01,541 OH. WELL, UM, YOU KNOW, I'M PREGNANT MYSELF. 183 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,673 I KNOW. I SAW THE SHOW THIS MORNING. 184 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,633 OKAY. 185 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,852 WELL, YOU HAVE TONS OF EXPERIENCE HERE... 186 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,811 YOU WERE A PRODUCER FOR COMMUNITY CALL-IN... 187 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,509 I'M A PSYCHIC...I'M A PSYCHIC! I'M A PSYCHIC! 188 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,771 THAT BITCH WANTS ME TO DO ANOTHER 189 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,686 GODDAMN COOKING SEGMENT TOMORROW, OKAY? 190 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,515 I'M NOT DOING IT! THE 12 MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN ? 191 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,908 SINCE WHEN AM I A 12 MINUTE RECIPE QUEEN ? 192 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,344 I CAN'T EVEN COOK! 193 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,433 TOMORROW, I GOT A PHONER ALREADY HOOKED UP 194 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:27,479 WITH THIS LADY IN FLUSHING WHO'S GOT A LOST COCKER SPANIEL, 195 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,829 AND AT NINE-SEVENTEEN A.M., 196 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,701 I AM GONNA FIND THAT FUCKIN' DOG ON THE AIR! OKAY? 197 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,355 GIVE US A MINUTE, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 198 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,836 I'M NOT BACKIN' DOWN ON THIS, THAT SCORPIO BITCH FROM HELL! 199 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:36,967 CRYSTAL, GIVE US ONE MINUTE. 200 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,316 GRACE I GOT THE INFORMATION. 201 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,232 BRENDA! NOT NOW. 202 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,495 I'M SORRY.THAT'S OKAY. 203 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,802 LISTEN, MADELINE... 204 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:49,371 I ONLY NEED AN ASSISTANT. YOU'RE JUST TOO OVER-QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB. 205 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:53,984 I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT I GOTTA GET IN SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW? 206 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,812 YOU'LL BE STARTING AT THE BOTTOM. 207 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,727 LONG HOURS. 208 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,860 LOTS OF STRESS. LOW PAY. 209 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:03,603 I'VE BEEN DOING LONG HOURS, LOTS OF STRESS AT NO PAY. 210 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,693 THEN, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE. 211 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,782 CONGRATULATIONS, MADELINE. 212 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,262 THANK YOU. THANKS. 213 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,656 Joan: THIS IS THE SLOWEST GODDAMN FAX MACHINE! 214 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,572 HEY, GUYS, I GOT ME ONE! 215 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,879 MADELINE LaBELLE. MY NEW ASSISTANT. 216 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,881 HEY, GRACE. I GOT THIS FROM ANDERSON. 217 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,578 SHE HASN'T WORKED IN FOUR YEARS. 218 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,884 NO, SHE GOT KIDS. 219 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,712 GREAT, SHE WAS LATE FOR THE INTERVIEW, RIGHT ? 220 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,715 JOAN, SHE'S GONNA BE GREAT. SHE HAS TONS OF EXPERIENCE... 221 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,847 AND I'M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY WHEN I TAKE MY MATERNITY LEAVE. 222 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,416 MATERNITY LEAVE ? 223 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,418 IT'S ONLY GONNA BE A FEW WEEKS. 224 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,333 YOU KNOW, I COULD COVER FOR YOU. 225 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,815 AAAGH! I CAN'T GET INTO THIS NOW! 226 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,338 GRACE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS WOMAN. 227 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,774 I CAN HEAR THE CALLS NOW. THE SICK KIDS, 228 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,907 THE PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE, THE NO-SHOW NANNIES. 229 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:49,083 SHE ALREADY TOLD ME SHE HAS A HUSBAND, 230 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,693 AND HE'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. 231 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,087 HER HUSBAND - HA! 232 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,610 SHE'D BETTER HIRE SOME REAL HELP. 233 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,003 I BEEN THERE, HONEY. 234 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,744 I WAS A SINGLE MOTHER LONG BEFORE I DIVORCED... 235 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:58,919 ...JEFFREY. 236 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,443 YOUR CALL. 237 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,663 DON'T WORRY, SHE'S GONNA BE GOOD. 238 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,751 PATTY, HERE, TAKE THIS. 239 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,625 THIS IS THE SHOPPING LIST, AND I WANT YOU TO STICK TO IT, OKAY ? 240 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,758 NO CANDY, NO COOKIES, 241 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,847 NONE OF THAT PROCESSED SUGARY SHIT. 242 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,370 NO SUGAR. 243 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,632 OKAY, AND BEANS AND FRANKS FOR THURSDAY... 244 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,025 MOM ? DAD ? 245 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,766 JESUS CHRIST. WHAT ? 246 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:20,897 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE TANEESHA. 247 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,769 I'M NOT GONNA WAKE TANEESHA. 248 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,466 I'M THIRSTY. 249 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,772 OKAY, I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER, 250 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,948 AND THEN YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK TO BED. 251 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,645 NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP ? YOU SEE HIM GET UP, 252 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,864 THEN YOU HAVE TO GET UP. 253 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,343 DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THAT. 254 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,823 I'M HUNGRY. CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT ? 255 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,912 NO, GO TO BED. 256 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,699 CONGRATULATIONS, MOMMY. 257 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,092 MOM. 258 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,833 DAD... 259 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,359 OH, LOOK! LOOK-LOOK-LOOK-LOOK! 260 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,752 LOOK AT THAT PREGNANT WOMAN. 261 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:54,104 I HAVE SEEN SO MANY PREGNANT WOMEN TODAY. 262 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,150 EVERYONE'S HAVING BABIES. 263 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,152 HONEY, EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING BABIES BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT. 264 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,807 NO, REALLY. YOU KNOW WHAT ? 265 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,983 WE GOTTA DO A SEGMENT. "BABY FEVER". 266 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,550 WHO GETS IT AND WHY. 267 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,728 WE SHOULD ASK MEN AND WOMEN SEPARATELY, 268 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,512 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY ANSWER DIFFERENTLY, RIGHT ? 269 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,601 HONEY, YOU'RE CRAZY. 270 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,994 HERE... 271 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,560 I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE WINE. 272 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,519 WHY ?EDDIE, I CAN'T. 273 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,479 WELL, BECAUSE, READ THE LABEL. I'M PREGNANT. HELLO? 274 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:25,788 OKAY. GIVE ME THREE REASONS WHY MEN WANNA HAVE KIDS. 275 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,617 BABY, COME ON. I'M TIRED OF WORKING, I'M HUNGRY, 276 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,923 LET'S ORDER SOMETHING. 277 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,925 FINE. I'LL DO IT. I'LL BE THE MAN. 278 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:37,887 NUMBER ONE, BECAUSE I WANNA HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. 279 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,846 WATCH IT. 280 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,630 NUMBER TWO... 281 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,851 I WANNA HAVE AN EXACT REPLICA OF ME, AND NUMBER THREE, 282 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:48,855 I WANT SOMEONE TO SIT AROUND AND WATCH SPORTS WITH ME ALL DAY. 283 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,466 OH, YEAH? SMART-ASS... 284 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,817 ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME THREE REASONS WHY YOU WANNA HAVE A BABY. 285 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,079 ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE... 286 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,909 HMMM ? 287 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,044 THREE. 288 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,788 I CAN'T THINK. 289 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,137 IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M STARVING. 290 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,226 IT'S NOT EASY, IS IT ? 291 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,923 LET'S ORDER. WAITER...? 292 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,796 WAITER ? EXCUSE ME...? 293 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,760 MOMMY... 294 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:31,114 MOMMY ROUND THE ROSIE, POCKET FULL OF POSIES... 295 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:35,031 ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN. 296 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,947 TANEESHA... 297 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:43,910 TANEESHA ROUND THE ROSIE, POCKET FULL OF POSIES... 298 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:47,914 ASHES, ASHES... WE ALL FALL DOWN. 299 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:55,225 NO, COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. LET'S GET THIS DONE. 300 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:02,929 SURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY? 301 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,888 OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY, PEOPLE DO THIS ALL THE TIME. 302 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,109 YEAH. PEOPLE WITH MONEY, WHO CAN AFFORD A FULL- TIME NANNY. 303 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,807 HEY, MY MOTHER WORKED, AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE NO FULL TIME NANNY. 304 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,809 ROY, YOUR MOTHER HAD HER MOTHER. 305 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,855 HEY, BABY, AND YOU GOT ME. 306 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,902 AND WHEN YOU GET A JOB... DON'T WORRY... 307 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,773 AND WHEN YOU GET A JOB ? 308 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,125 HEY, I TOLD YOU, MADELINE, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL WORK IT OUT. 309 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,909 YOU GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT ? 310 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:27,867 YEAH, I DO. 311 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,306 HOW COME YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ? 312 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,829 I HATE YOU. 313 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,917 OH, DON'T HATE ME. 314 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,277 WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE TIRED, HUH ? 315 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,844 MAYBE NOT. 316 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,194 NO ?HOW 'BOUT YOU ? 317 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,679 HMM, LET'S SEE... 318 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,596 YEAH, YOU WICKED WOMAN. 319 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:11,911 DADDY, I WOKE UP! 320 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,914 OHHH, SHIT! THE SEX POLICE. 321 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,700 THIS IS A FAJITA, OKAY ? THAT MEANS SMALL GAY MEN. 322 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,136 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M A LITTLE LATE. 323 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,009 Grace: THE FOOD ON THE FUCKIN' TABLE! 324 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,968 OH, THIS IS A DISASTER... 325 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,971 Ray: JUST CUT HER OFF. 326 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886 WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS. WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS! 327 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,844 Joan: What are you waiting for, get her off! 328 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,629 I KNOW, I KNOW. WE'RE CUTTING OUT. 329 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,848 ARE WE GOING BACK TO THE REMOTE ? 330 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,894 WE'LL JUST HEAD HER OFF. 331 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,029 Crystal: THE POINT I'D LIKE TO MAKE IS, WHAT DO YA DO WITH THIS ? 332 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,770 CAMERA TWO, TAKE TWO. 333 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,252 CAMERA THREE, STAY ON THE FOOD SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. 334 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,603 WE'RE GONNA GO TO EDDIE AND THE KIDS. 335 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,214 COMING BACK TO YOU, REMOTE. GIMME A WIDE SHOT. 336 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,216 ALL RIGHT, BABE. WE'RE GOING TO YOU. 337 00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,782 GET THOSE KIDS WAVING, WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MOMENT HERE, 338 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,741 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 339 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,396 WE'LL HAVE NEW YORKERS IN TEARS IN NO TIME. 340 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,963 ALL RIGHT, WATCH THIS. 341 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,312 OKAY, RAY. GET MARGO OUT THERE. TELL HER WE NEED HER UP. 342 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,053 GET MARGO BACK. I DON'T CARE WHERE SHE IS. 343 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:07,923 DUMP THE SONG ? 344 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,926 CUE UP THAT HEARTBEAT SONG. 345 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,188 DUMP THE GOODBYES, AND THE TEASE. 346 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,322 REMOTE CREW, COMING TO YOU IN FIFTEEN SECONDS. 347 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,237 OH, FUCK, THIS IS A LONG FUCKING SONG. 348 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,935 I KNOW. OKAY, ONE FIRST. JUST GIVE ME ONE FIRST, HONEY. 349 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,069 PHIL, WHERE THE FUCK IS MARGO ? I NEED HER OUT THERE. TIE IT UP! 350 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,505 WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS, GRACE. 351 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,811 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. HARD CUT, FAST. ASAP. RIGHT THERE. 352 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,117 THERE SHE IS, LET'S GO! 353 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,425 NOW, NOW, RAY! MARGO LEADS US OFF TO EDDIE. 354 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,687 MARGO, TELL CRYSTAL SHE'S DONE. 355 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:38,084 OKAY, TOMORROW, CRYSTAL'S GONNA CHANNEL SOMEBODY WHO CAN COOK. 356 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,347 GO TO MUSIC.AMD NOW, LET'S GO TO EDDIE... 357 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,002 FROM P.S. 131. AND OUR BRAVE LITTLE HEROES 358 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,832 GOOD. ZOOM IN! ZOOM IN! 359 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,659 PAN ACROSS. 360 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,323 BEAUTIFUL. 361 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,808 Ray: LOOK AT HIM. MACHO, BUT SENSITIVE. 362 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,071 YOU ARE JUST SO CUTE! 363 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,377 EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM. 364 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,248 HEY, THAT'S WHY I GRABBED HIM. 365 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,815 IS THAT PERSONALLY OR PROFESSIONALLY ? 366 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,035 ALL RIGHT, RAY. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 367 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,341 ROLL CREDITS. YES! 368 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:20,865 PRETTY CRAZY, HUH ? 369 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,346 OH. IT WAS GREAT. 370 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,870 Joan: That was fucking amazing! I'm crying up here! 371 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,089 How did you come up with that one ? 372 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,048 THAT'S JOAN. 373 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,180 YOU'LL GET USED TO HER. 374 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,012 OH, MADELINE. ONE MORE THING... 375 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,449 FIRST THING EACH MORNING I WANT YOU TO COPY THE FILE 376 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,364 THAT SAYS "SEGMENT IDEAS". 377 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:45,151 THAT WAY YOU'LL BE CAUGHT UP WITH ME, BECAUSE I DO THESE OVERNIGHT. 378 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,153 YOU DO? WHEN DO YOU SLEEP ? 379 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,893 I'M AN INSOMNIAC. 380 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,374 I USUALLY GET INSPIRATION AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. 381 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,724 OH, ARE THESE YOUR KIDS ? 382 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,899 YEAH. 383 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,032 OH MY GOD, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 384 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,123 DID YOU SEE OUR PIECE, "MOM'S BACK IN THE SADDLE" ? 385 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,126 THE EXPERTS SAY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T PUT YOUR PICTURES UP 386 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,869 BECAUSE IT MAKES THE BOSS THINK YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT WORK. 387 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,132 OH. 388 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,874 NO...MADELINE, NO. COME ON. 389 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,311 WE ARE FAMILY FRIENDLY HERE. 390 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,054 WOW. THREE. MUST BE TOUGH, HUH ? 391 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,102 YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE...REALLY ? 392 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,321 BUT IT'S WORTH IT. DEFINITELY. 393 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,976 YOU SAY YOU SUFFER FROM INSOMNIA, RIGHT ? 394 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,934 YEAH. 395 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,763 THAT COMES IN HANDY. 396 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,468 TANEESHA, WATCH IT. DON'T SIT IN IT. 397 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:46,081 YES, I'M PISSED OFF.ARE YOU PISSED OFF, DADDY ? 398 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,431 DON'T SAY "PISSED OFF," OKAY ? 399 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,129 OKAY ? 400 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,044 HI, MOM! 401 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,090 MOMMY! MOMMY! 402 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,963 WE HAD PIZZA, ICE CREAM, AND GUMMY BEARS! 403 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,359 Derek: SOMEBODY'S GOTTA CHECK MY HOMEWORK! 404 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,927 DEREK TOOK THE YELLOW PIECE OF ROBOTIX! 405 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:06,971 NO I DIDN'T! YOU'RE A LIAR! 406 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,799 THAT'S ENOUGH! 407 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,280 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GO INTO OUR BEDROOM AND LOOK AT TV. 408 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:14,414 NO, NO! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS ALL DAY. 409 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,198 PLEASE... 410 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,462 LOOK, YOU GO IN THERE AND LOOK AT TV. 411 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,986 RIGHT NOW. ONE SHOW. 412 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,300 DEREK! GET YOUR LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE 413 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,955 AND PICK UP THESE SOCKS OFF THE TABLE! IT'S DISGUSTING! 414 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,348 OKAY! 415 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:39,526 I GUESS YOU GUYS HAD A REAL FUN DAY, HUH ? 416 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,137 YEAH, I GAVE THEM A LITTLE TREAT. 417 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,273 SO, HOW DID IT GO ? 418 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,624 IT WAS VERY INTENSE, ABSOLUTELY CRAZY... 419 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,017 INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL, BUT... 420 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,106 IT BLEW ME AWAY. 421 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152 THE FOCUS, THE CONCENTRATION. 422 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,635 NOBODY HIT ANYBODY... NOBODY THREW FOOD AROUND, YOU KNOW? 423 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,854 YEAH, I DO. 424 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,900 YOU WANNA TRADE ?HELL, NO. 425 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,990 DEREK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU! 426 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,166 GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE AND GET THESE SOCKS OFF THE TABLE! 427 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,342 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, ROY, CALM DOWN. 428 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,997 BABY, IF I'M GOING TO BE HOME ALL DAY, I'M GONNA DO IT MY WAY. 429 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,304 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT ALL YOU DO IS YELL. 430 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,306 HEY, YELLING IS ALL I GOT. 431 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,872 AND MY FATHER HAD THE BACK OF HIS HAND 432 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,570 BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE, CAN WE ? 433 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,486 YOU KNOW, I THINK SOMETIMES YOU FORGET THEY'RE JUST LITTLE BOYS. 434 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,140 SOMETIMES I THINK YOU FORGET THEY'RE GONNA GROW UP TO BE MEN. 435 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,057 AND HUSBANDS, AND FATHERS. NOT JUST LITTLE BOYS. 436 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,584 DEREK, GET BACK IN HERE AND PICK UP THESE SOCKS! 437 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,332 HELLO ? 438 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,942 Hi! Can I speak to Madeline ? 439 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,380 MADELINE, GRACE. 440 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,513 OH, HI. 441 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,298 WE NEED A SHITLOAD OF BABY INFO. 442 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,692 Yeah, and we gotta get on it now. 443 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,434 Starting tonight, put together a database of songs that mention babies... 444 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,046 YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "BE MY BABY," 445 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,656 "BABY LOVE," "BABY, BABY". 446 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,529 THERE'S MILLIONS, RIGHT ? ALSO BOOKS... 447 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,270 Baby care books, pregnancy books... 448 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,142 Oh, and a list of maternity fashions designers. 449 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,057 I want you to get that to me ASAP. 450 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,059 ANYWAY, THERE'S TONS. THERE'S TONS MORE. 451 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,628 LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO COME IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR EARLY TOMORROW, RIGHT ? 452 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,108 OKAY. What do you say, five-thirty ? 453 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,155 GREAT. I'LL BRING THE BAGELS. 454 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,244 GOODBYE. Bye, bye. 455 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,508 WHAT IS IT ? 456 00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:34,684 GOTTA GO IN TO WORK EARLY TOMORROW. 457 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,648 DON'T GET TOO PUMPED UP. I DON'T LIKE TITS. 458 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:45,086 YOU GOTTA HAVE PECS TO BE AN ACTION HERO. 459 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,044 OH LOOK, HERE COMES MY SCENE. 460 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,179 YOU WATCHING ? 461 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,324 LIKE, YOU'RE REALLY INTO IT, HUH ? 462 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,674 COME ON, BABY, IT'S GOTTA LOOK LIKE I'M ENJOYING IT. 463 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,292 SEE, NOW THAT'S BETTER. 464 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,641 DON'T GO GETTIN' JEALOUS ON ME, GRACE. 465 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,556 JEALOUS ? JEALOUS! 466 00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:23,124 ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, 467 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,169 BECAUSE YOU... 468 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,650 YOU ARE THE SEXIEST... 469 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,000 THE HOTTEST... 470 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,263 AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN THAT I KNOW. 471 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,222 YEAH ? 472 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,311 THE ONLY PREGNANT WOMAN THAT YOU KNOW. 473 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,052 EXCEPT FOR YOUR FAT COUSIN HILDA. 474 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,665 SO WHAT'S THIS AUDITION ABOUT ? 475 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,754 IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE LAW". 476 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,366 THEY'RE RECASTING FOR A COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD. 477 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,413 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE JUNGLE WHILE I'M IN LABOR ? 478 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,634 HONEY, THIS JUNGLE IS IN L.A. AND IT'S ONLY A TWO WEEK COMMITMENT IN JUNE. 479 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:57,724 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I WOULD LEAVE YOU ? 480 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,334 DO YOU ? 481 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,728 NO WAY, BABY. NO WAY WOULD I EVER LEAVE YOU, 482 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,033 BECAUSE THIS IS A... 483 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,384 TEAM COMMITMENT. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT? 484 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:07,516 STOP! 485 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,303 Margo: HELLO, TOKYO. 486 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:13,696 HAM RADIO. 487 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:19,093 OH MY GOD! 488 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:22,052 MY BABY! 489 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,838 HYPERMESIS GRAVIDARUM 490 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,797 OCCURS IN APPROXIMATELY 1 IN 200 PREGNANCIES. 491 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,670 CHORIOAMNIONITIS, WHICH IS AN INFECTION 492 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,715 BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE OF THE MEMBRANES.TURE 493 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,551 Joan: Where the hell did we get this guy ? 494 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:46,468 What the fuck is he talking about ? 495 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,817 I DON'T KNOW. 496 00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:54,171 ABSOLUTE MASCULINE VIBES! 497 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:57,523 MASCULINE! MASCULINE'S OW-OOOO! 498 00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:01,570 WITH KIND OF A FEMININE VIBE THROUGH IT. 499 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,529 OH, YOUR BABY'S "BI" -- 500 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,487 WHAT, "BI" ? 501 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,707 COASTAL. COASTAL IS WHAT I MEANT. 502 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,665 Joan: THANKS TO GRACE'S BABY, 503 00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:10,710 THE 24 HOUR WOMAN IS ON THE MAP. 504 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,276 WE HAVE A NEILSEN RATING! 505 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:21,416 I GOTTA PEE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 506 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,034 Eddie: WATCH OUT, BRUCE WILLIS, 507 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,862 BECAUSE EDDIE DIAZ IS GONNA GET YOU, BABY! 508 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,255 CHECK THIS OUT... 509 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:37,127 Margo: BRING OUT THE BREAD AND MUSTARD. 510 00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,477 THE HAM IS HERE. 511 00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,540 THIS IS REALLY HEALTHY FOR SOMEONE IN THEIR FORTIETH WEEK. 512 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,803 IT IS A VERY HEALTHY THING. 513 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,692 ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE. 514 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,870 Crystal: OKAY, THAT MAKES TWO OF THOSE. 515 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:28,744 A TOAST, A TOAST! 516 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,485 A TOAST, EVERYONE! 517 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,487 TO GRACE AND EDDIE AND THEIR BABY. 518 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,184 BEST OF HEALTH. 519 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,753 AND WE PRAY TO GOD THE KID GETS HERE ON TIME FOR SWEEPS. 520 00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:39,494 'CAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 521 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,496 WE HAVE A REAL SHOT AT NUMBER FOUR AND I WANT IT. 522 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,629 NUMBER FOUR! NUMBER FOUR! 523 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,808 Margo: REGIS AND KATHY LEE... 524 00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,679 WATCH YOUR BONY ASS! 525 00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,986 Joan: GRACE, HOW'S THAT HOSPITAL LOOKING ? 526 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:55,771 WELL, THEY WON'T LET THE ENTIRE CREW IN FOR THE ACTUAL BIRTH. 527 00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:57,773 IT'S FOR SOME STUPID INSURANCE REASON. 528 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,340 I'M TRYING TO GET CLEARANCE. 529 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,647 SURE, THEY DON'T WANT IT ON FILM IF THEY FUCK UP 530 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,213 AND YOU END UP SUING. 531 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:05,738 YEAH, RIGHT. 532 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,870 YOU TIRED ? 533 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:09,872 I'M FINE...BABY, YOU OKAY ? 534 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,833 I'M JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 535 00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,018 YEAH...HEY, GRACE ? 536 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,324 YEAH, I'M FINE.YOU OKAY IN THERE ? 537 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:28,935 I'LL BE OUT IN JUST A SECOND, OKAY ? 538 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,688 Grace: EPIDURAL... METHODS TO INDUCE LABOR... 539 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,865 OH, GOD. 540 00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:47,867 DO YOU REALIZE I'VE DONE EVERY POSSIBLE SEGMENT 541 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,825 THERE IS TO DO ON BEING PREGNANT ? 542 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,610 IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON. 543 00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,831 GRACE, WHAT IS THAT SMELL ? 544 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,659 IT'S THE HERBAL TEA MY MOTHER SENT. 545 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:02,403 "WOMEN'S MOON-CYCLE TEA" ? 546 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,711 EDDIE, IT'S JUST TEA, OKAY ? 547 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,714 IT'S ANTI-STRESS TEA. 548 00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,933 PERFECT. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME FOR JOAN. 549 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,718 BECAUSE I'M TELLIN' YOU, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THIS BABY SOON... 550 00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:15,851 I THINK SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S GONNA GO INTO LABOR. 551 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:17,374 WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME ? 552 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,726 THE WOMAN, SHE'S JUST... DRIVING ME CRAZY, I SWEAR! 553 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,684 I'M TWO DAYS LATE 554 00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:26,296 AND EVERYBODY'S ACTING LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG HERE! 555 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,603 BABY, LISTEN TO ME. GRACE... 556 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,910 THE BABY'S GONNA COME WHEN IT COMES, OKAY ? 557 00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,694 YOU CAN'T GET ALL EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. 558 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,565 OH SHUT UP! SHUT UP, EDDIE. 559 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,742 LOOK, I'M SORRY I'M SO EMOTIONAL, OKAY ? 560 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:39,701 I'M AN EMOTIONAL PERSON! 561 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,355 DO YOU WANT SOME TEA, BABY ? 562 00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:42,835 FUCK THE TEA. 563 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,844 FEEL GOOD ? 564 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,454 YEAH. 565 00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,676 EDDIE I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT ANYMORE. 566 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:01,723 I'M SORRY. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OVER, OKAY ? 567 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,812 I WOULD IF I COULD, YOU KNOW THAT. 568 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,684 YEAH, RIGHT. 569 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:10,645 LOOH AT THAT... SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 570 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,821 AND LOOK AT HER BABY. THEY LOOK SO BLISSED OUT. 571 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:23,789 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, RIGHT ? 572 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:27,793 JUST TELL ME THAT OUR BABY IS GOING TO COME OUT FINE 573 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,533 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. 574 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,712 I PROMISE YOU THAT OUR BABY'S GONNA BE...INCREDIBLE. 575 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,844 I PROMISE YOU THAT, OKAY? 576 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:36,976 OKAY. 577 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,111 Eddie: GUYS, LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER, LILY ANNA DIAZ. 578 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,824 THAT WAS SO SWEET. YOU BOTH LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 579 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,564 THANKS, MADELINE. 580 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:04,699 WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW SO YOU CAN REST UP. OKAY ? 581 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,832 THANKS, GUYS. 582 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,877 YOU DON'T WANNA STAY, JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE ? 583 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:12,576 NO, YOU NEED AS MUCH REST AS YOU CAN GET, OKAY ? 584 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,450 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SHOW, EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 585 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,931 YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TO TEND TO. 586 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:21,194 ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE. 587 00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,891 THANKS. 588 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,028 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S AWAKE, SO I'LL LET HER ROOM IN WITH YOU. OKAY ? 589 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:32,727 OH, NO. COULD YOU TAKE HER, I'M SO TIRED, AND I'M SO SORE. 590 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,600 IT WOULD BE REALLY WONDERFUL FOR YOU TWO TO BOND RIGHT NOW. 591 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,778 THOSE FIRST FEW HOURS AFTER BIRTH ARE CRUCIAL FOR BONDING. 592 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,651 YOU BUZZ ME IF YOU NEED ME, OKAY ? 593 00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:56,446 HI. 594 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,753 HI... 595 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,020 YOU WANT A DRINK...? YOU WANT...? 596 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,457 NURSE ? 597 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:11,026 YEAH, TELL THEM GRACE SANTOS IS ON MATERNITY LEAVE, 598 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,072 THEY SHOULD SPEAK TO ME. 599 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,814 MADELINE LaBELLE. OKAY, THANK YOU. 600 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,168 OKAY, I JUST NEED TO SAY SOMETHING HERE. 601 00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,648 YOU LEFT AT SIX-FIFTEEN LAST NIGHT. 602 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,868 HOW CAN YOU LEAVE SO EARLY AND GET EVERYTHING DONE 603 00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:28,087 FOR THE NEXT DAY'S SHOW ? 604 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,436 WELL, WHAT HASN'T BEEN DONE ? 605 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,786 WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PANTYHOSE EXPOSE ? 606 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,527 WE'RE WAITIN' ON SAMPLES. 607 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,268 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR THEM TO COME TO US... 608 00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,052 THAT AIRS TOMORROW. 609 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:38,749 AND WHAT ABOUT DOCTOR ALTON ? 610 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:41,622 HE'S CONFIRMED. I SPOKE TO HIS AGENT LAST NIGHT. 611 00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:42,841 OH, YOU DID ? 612 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,713 I DO HAVE A PHONE AT HOME. 613 00:30:45,756 --> 00:30:47,933 YOU NEED TO GET ON THOSE PANTYHOSE. 614 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:51,501 YOU KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 615 00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:55,766 I'D LIKE TO BE PART OF THE MOMMY CLUB AND HAVE AN EIGHT HOUR DAY. 616 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,119 I JUST COULDN'T BREATHE, 617 00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:02,904 AND...MY STOMACH WAS HURTING REALLY BADLY. 618 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,081 AND WE WENT TO THIS CLUB... 619 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,909 WHEN I GOT TO THE HOSPITAL, 620 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,738 THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS BEING STRANGLED BY MY PANTYHOSE. 621 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,830 GREAT, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 622 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,092 YEAH. 623 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:19,965 MOTHER, I'VE GOT IT. 624 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,967 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA DO, FALL OFF ? 625 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,536 THERE'S THE BEAUTY QUEEN. 626 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,844 OF THE CIGARETTE. BE CAREFUL 627 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,151 SHE LOOKS LIKE THE ABUELAS... 628 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:35,023 OH MY GOD, OLGA, SOMOS ABUELAS. 629 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,546 DON'T BLOW SMOKE. 630 00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:46,861 YEAH, I KNOW THIS TIME. RIGHT. OKAY...WELL, GO AHEAD. 631 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,341 Eddie: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HIDING EVERYTHING ? 632 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:51,866 I DIDN'T HIDE IT, IT WAS THERE. OH MY GOD, WHAT A MESS! 633 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,912 Eddie: IT LOOKS OKAY, MA. GRACE, WILL YOU HELP HER ? 634 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,917 SHE'S ON THE PHONE AGAIN. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 635 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:03,182 EDDIE'S GOT AN AUDITION. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR BABY. 636 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:06,750 YEAH, GREAT. THIS IS SO GOOD. 637 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,752 JOAN, LET ME CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 638 00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,972 EDDIE, THAT WAS JOAN. 639 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:16,630 WE SCORED A 2.6 NEILSEN RATING, AND, CBS WANTS TO PICK US UP. 640 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,893 WE'RE GOIN' NETWORK.ARE YOU SERIOUS ? 641 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,939 YEAH.THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 642 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:25,813 EDDIE, SHE'S SMILING! 643 00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:29,034 SHE'S SO TINY. 644 00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,645 YOU THINK OF ALL THOSE SICK PEOPLE THAT HAVE BABIES 645 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,952 AND THEN THROW THEM IN GARBAGE CANS. 646 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,783 SHE'S PROBABLY HUNGRY. I'LL TAKE HER. 647 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,969 YOU SEE MY SON ? 648 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,886 Olga: YOU'RE LUCKY. HIS FATHER NEVER LIFTED A FINGER. 649 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,888 HER FATHER DIDN'T STAY AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO SMELL A DIAPER... 650 00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,107 MUCH LESS CHANGE ONE. 651 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,022 MA... 652 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,985 THEY'RE BOTH PROFESSIONALS, OLGA. 653 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:11,772 PATTY. YEAH. LISTEN... 654 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,817 I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN. 655 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,080 LEMME CALL YOU BACK... 656 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:16,342 I just want to know, did you see the show today ? 657 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,866 NO, I MISSED IT. I'M WATCHING THE TAPE NOW. 658 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,261 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. YAPPITY-YAP IS OVER. 659 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,002 TIME TO GO. LET'S GO, MOM. 660 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,655 I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY AUDITION. 661 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:28,180 YOU ARE GOING TO SOUR YOUR MILK TALKING ABOUT WORK. 662 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,968 Listen, I know you're busy, first chance you get... 663 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,188 PATTY, LISTEN... OTHER LINE. YEAH. 664 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,146 OKAY. CALL YOU BACK. BYE. 665 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,852 BYE-BYE, LILLY ANNA. 666 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,996 OKAY. SO ALL YOU NEED IS A BATHTUB... 667 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,390 Linda: GOD. I NEED A CIGARETTE. 668 00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,393 SHE'S NOT TAKING THE BREAST, MAMI. 669 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:09,003 YOU THINK IT'S THE SMOKE ? 670 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,701 NO, MA. SHE JUST... 671 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,009 SHE JUST CRIES SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON. 672 00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,012 GOD, DO I REMEMBER THAT. 673 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,796 IT WAS LIKE WHEN YOUR FATHER TOOK OFF, 674 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,016 YOU CRIED FOR THREE MONTHS STRAIGHT. 675 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,235 FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THIS, 676 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,759 AND YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON. 677 00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:28,066 Linda: FIFTEEN MINUTES ALONE ? WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM ? 678 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,329 WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO PEE ALONE. 679 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,510 GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A LUNCHBOX WOMAN. 680 00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:42,776 LEMME HELP. 681 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,256 I KNOW THIS WILL WORK. 682 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:55,049 YEAH, MAMI... YEAH... 683 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,973 I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BORN, MIA... 684 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:08,236 I THOUGH I WAS GONNA HAVE MORE TIME TOO. 685 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,412 I WAS GONNA WRITE MY NOVEL WHILE YOU SLEPT. 686 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:13,894 THAT WAS A JOKE. 687 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:16,418 YOU NEVER SLEPT. I NEVER SLEPT. 688 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:20,509 I HAD THE CREATIVITY OF A PRISONER OF WAR. 689 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:24,383 AND TAKING A SHOWER, THAT WAS A MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT. 690 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,429 MOM, WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT ? 691 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,996 MY FLIGHT...? 692 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:32,130 OH MY GOD, MY CAB'S GONNA BE HERE IN A HALF-HOUR, MI HIJA. 693 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,828 SORRY, I JUST CAN'T MISS THE WINTER SOLSTICE. 694 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:36,264 THE GIRLS WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME. 695 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,924 YOU KNOW, HONEY, IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 696 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:50,887 HEY, ROY, YOU SURE YOU GOT OUT THAT RING AROUND THE COLLAR ? 697 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,889 JUST GO BACK TO WORK, HUH, LEON ? 698 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:57,024 OH, NO. I WANT YOUR JOB, ROY. STAY HOME AND DO THE HOUSEWORK. 699 00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,853 LET SOME PRETTY YOUNG THING BRING HOME THE BACON. 700 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,017 DAMN IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT! 701 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,367 I'M LOSING IT! 702 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:38,021 GRACE, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ? 703 00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,502 EDDIE, I SWEAR, I UNDERSTAND CHILD ABUSE NOW. 704 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:43,549 I CAN PICTURE MYSELF JUST THROWING HER OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW. 705 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,985 OH, GOD...! 706 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,987 GRACE. GRACE...GRACE! COME ON! 707 00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,990 GO LIE DOWN, OKAY ? 708 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,612 GRACE. 709 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:04,961 GRACE ? 710 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,660 WHAT ? SHE WANTS YOU. 711 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,096 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT ? 712 00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:11,011 SHE WANTS YOU. 713 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:14,928 GRACE...I HAVE TO GET UP IN A FEW HOURS...OKAY ? 714 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:16,451 AND I DON'T FUCKIN' NEED SLEEP ? 715 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,148 WELL THEN FUCKIN' TAKE A NAP TOMORROW. 716 00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,280 YOU'RE HOME! 717 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,198 WHAT IS IT, GRACE ? 718 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:28,071 ABSOLUTELY. YOU'RE THE PARENT, ASSERT YOURSELF. 719 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:31,640 BECAUSE NEW BABIES WANT AND NEED A SET ROUTINE. 720 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,948 THE WORST THING IS TO HAVE A NEW BABY DISRUPT YOUR LIFE. 721 00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,994 IT'S FUNNY YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE WE'RE COMPLETELY DISRUPTED AT THE HOUSE. 722 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:40,214 Woman: JUST TELL MOMMY SHE NEEDS TO SET UP A WRITTEN SCHEDULE... 723 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,652 WITH A WAKE-UP TIME AND COVERS ALL THE FACETS OF YOUR BABY'S LIFE. 724 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,350 Eddie: THANKS. YOU HEAR THAT, GRACE ? 725 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:48,483 GOTTA GET THAT BABY ORGANIZED. 726 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,659 IT WORKED FOR YOU, HUH ? 727 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,403 COME ON, TANEESHA, LET'S GO. 728 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,013 DADDY, I WANT CANDY. 729 00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,059 I WANT CANDY! TANEESHA COME ON. WE GOTTA GO HOME. 730 00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:01,670 I WANT CANDY!IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA... 731 00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,716 I WANT CANDY!DON'T YOU - HEY. 732 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,195 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 733 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:08,547 I WANT M AND M'S!DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY. 734 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:10,984 I'LL GIVE YOU A SNACK WHEN WE GET HOME. 735 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:13,247 NO!COME ON, TURN, THIS WAY... 736 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,989 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. COME HERE. 737 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:16,729 NO! 738 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,558 LEAVE ME ALONE!DON'T YOU KICK ME! 739 00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:22,125 EXCUSE ME... YOU'RE HER FATHER ? 740 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,563 HE'S NOT MY DADDY!I AM YOUR DADDY. 741 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,304 HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER ? 742 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:29,611 NO. HE'S ANGRY AT ME. HE'S A MEAN MAN. 743 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,397 IS HE YOUR DADDY ?I AM NOT A MEAN MAN. 744 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,182 HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER ?NO- YES! 745 00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,967 I'M HER FATHER, OKAY ? I'M NOT MEAN... 746 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:39,534 AND WE'RE GOING HOME. 747 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,754 YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE HER FATHER, SHE'S SAYING...YOU'RE NOT ? 748 00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:43,190 LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT SHE SAID, 749 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,279 I'M HER FATHER, ALL RIGHT ? 750 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,107 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CURSE AT ME. 751 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:50,284 I WANT MY MOMMY! 752 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,157 MOHAMMAD, CALL THE POLICE. CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW. 753 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,160 Brenda: FedEX AND FAXES ON YOUR DESK, AND CHECK YOUR E-MAIL. 754 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,292 Madeline: OKAY, WHO'S THIS ? 755 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,076 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, ANGIE. 756 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,601 SHE HAD A HALF A DAY AND WE HAD NO BABYSITTER SO SHE'S HELPING MOMMY. 757 00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,603 I LOVE IT THAT SHE'S HERE. 758 00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:05,995 HURRICANE JOAN... 759 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:08,998 HOW'S THAT FAO SCHWARTZ PIECE COMING ? 760 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,130 DONE. 761 00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,088 DID YOU GET SANTA WITH THE KIDDIES ? 762 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,699 IT'S ROY.I'LL CALL HIM BACK. 763 00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:17,746 WE GOT IT ALL. IT'S A GREAT SEGMENT. TOM WILL SHOW IT TO YOU. 764 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,313 EXCELLENT. 765 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,620 HE SAID IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 766 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,622 WHAT IS IT, ROY ? 767 00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:25,014 IS EVERTHING OKAY ? 768 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,538 No, everything's not okay. 769 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,757 I have a man here who thinks I kidnapped Taneesha. 770 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,411 The most humiliating Goddamn thing... 771 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,718 WHAT ? LEMME TALK TO THE MAN. 772 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,332 YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU SEE A SCREAMING CHILD, 773 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,379 A MAN DRAGGING HER AWAY... 774 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:44,164 YES. NO, NO. PLEASE, MA'AM. 775 00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:46,122 If you don release him-- 776 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:46,949 WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR WIFE? 777 00:39:46,993 --> 00:39:48,734 NO, I'LL TALK TO HER LATER. 778 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:50,910 MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, 779 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:54,566 THE PARENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR INFANT TRAGEDIES. 780 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:57,699 LEARN CPR...FIRST AID... 781 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,141 Grace: THANK GOD SHE'S STILL BREATHING. 782 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:17,589 EDUCATE YOURSELF! YES ! 783 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,460 ARE YOU HUNGRY ? 784 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,704 Hi, Grace and Eddie. Leave a message at the beep. 785 00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:48,837 Hello, Grace. Grace, it's Joan. 786 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,752 Emergency! Pick up! 787 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,841 Come on, I know you're there, pick up! 788 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:58,194 HELLO ? Oh thank God, we gotta talk, Grace. 789 00:40:58,238 --> 00:40:59,674 GOOD... By the way, how's it going ? 790 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:02,111 YEAH, I'M GETTING LOTS DONE HERE. 791 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,722 I can't wait to get you back here. 792 00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,637 CBS pushed our first air date up by a week... 793 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,812 and I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown. 794 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,553 We're playing with the big boys now. 795 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:11,294 SURE... We gotta rethink the whole fucking format of the show. 796 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,776 MAYBE I COULD BRING THE BABY IN. LISTEN, JOAN, I WAS THINKING 797 00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,822 JUST MY FIRST FEW WEEKS BACK. Bring her in ? 798 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:19,868 NOT A LOT. TWO OR THREE. 799 00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:22,654 It would be a distraction. Baby Madness is over. 800 00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:26,222 We are under pressure to come up with some big glossy morning talk show theme. 801 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:30,226 Pull yourself together. I need you back Monday clear-headed and ready to work. 802 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:34,143 HELLO ?Hello ? 803 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,363 I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER... 804 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,278 I'M LOOKING FOR THE PROFESSIONAL NANNY COMPANY. 805 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:41,324 Oh, yeah, that's me. Hold on a second. 806 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,805 Who said I bounced a check! 807 00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,549 HI, BABY. 808 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,856 HI. SHH! THE BABY'S SLEEPING. 809 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,335 WHAT IS THAT ? 810 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,511 THIS FUCKIN' THING. YOU KNOW WHAT? 811 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,382 I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK. 812 00:41:55,425 --> 00:42:00,474 AREN'T THE MANUAL ONES EASIER ? 813 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,389 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS THING, HUH ? 814 00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:03,825 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW... 815 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:06,524 GRACE, OKAY. JEEZE. 816 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,788 BRENDA CALLED, SHE LEFT THIS NUMBER FOR YOU. 817 00:42:09,831 --> 00:42:12,573 YOU WANT ME TO CALL 'EM? 818 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,009 THE NANNY ACADEMY. NO, I JUST TRIED 'EM. 819 00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:17,230 GOD I SWEAR I'M GONNA DO A SEGMENT ON FINDING A SITTER. 820 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:20,538 I'M GONNA CALL IT "NANNY IN A HAYSTACK". 821 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:21,843 BRENDA'S GOT A FRIEND. WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL BRENDA ? 822 00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,758 CHERYL ? NO. 823 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:26,587 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH NEWBORNS. 824 00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:31,940 HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN ASLEEP ? 825 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,594 SINCE TWELVE. 826 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:35,640 WHAT ? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE HER UP... 827 00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,642 NOW SHE'S GONNA BE UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT AGAIN. 828 00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:40,340 GRACE, I AM BEING SERIOUS.DON'T START. 829 00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,956 YES, COULD I PUT YOU ON HOLD FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE ? 830 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,355 WE COULD PULL DEANNE OR THE PEDICURE SPOT UP TO 9:05. 831 00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,618 OKAY.MAKE IT DEANNE. 832 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,971 ROY, YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME. 833 00:43:03,015 --> 00:43:05,539 HOW THE FUCK AM I-- ? I'M KILLING YOU ? 834 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,628 TAKING MY KIDS SHOPPING... I ALMOST GET ARRESTED 835 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,370 AND I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU. I'M TIRED OF THIS WHOLE SHIT, MADELINE. SHIT... 836 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:14,330 ROY... 837 00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:19,379 YOU BETTER PICK UP DINNER 'CAUSE I'M NOT MOTHERFUCKIN' COOKING. 838 00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,729 STOP CALLING ME HERE, OR I MAY BE OUT OF A MOTHERFUCKIN' JOB... 839 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:25,037 AND WE WILL LOSE THAT MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING NEIGBORHOOD. 840 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,778 AND FUCK DINNER. ORDER PIZZA. 841 00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,348 LISTEN GRACE. 842 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,568 I TOLD CHERYL TO STOP BY TONIGHT. 843 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,743 THAT WAY WE CAN AT LEAST MEET HER. 844 00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:37,353 WHAT ? 845 00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:39,660 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER TO COME OVER. 846 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:42,881 GRACE, YOU HAVE TO WORK MONDAY. WE NEED SOMEBODY. 847 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,839 WHY DIDN'T YOU CONSULT ME ON THIS ? 848 00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,711 COME ON. YOU'VE INTERVIEWED 2000 PEOPLE. 849 00:43:46,754 --> 00:43:48,887 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO FUSSY ? 850 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,280 FUSSY? EDDIE, SHE'S FIVE WEEKS OLD. 851 00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:52,847 I DON'T THINK I'M BEING TOO FUSSY. 852 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:55,067 SO FAR, ALL I'VE MET IS NAZI-NURSES 853 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,504 AND EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED WOMEN WITH NO SKILLS. 854 00:43:57,547 --> 00:44:00,289 IF YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF HER, 855 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:01,726 WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK WORK AND STAY HOME ? 856 00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,553 WHY DON'T YOU FUCK WORK AND STAY HOME. 857 00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:05,381 SHE'S YOUR BABY, TOO. 858 00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:07,862 WELL, SHE'S HERE. 859 00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:17,698 HI, I'M CHERYL CULLY. 860 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,874 HI.CHERYL, EDDIE. 861 00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,573 I GOT GOOD NEWS. 862 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,575 WHAT ? 863 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,882 YOU KNOW RUSS IS RETIRING IN MAY. 864 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:31,625 AND HE'S GOT THIS... YOU KNOW, BREAD ROUTE. 865 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,974 BREAD ROUTE ? 866 00:44:33,018 --> 00:44:34,759 YEAH. 867 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:37,500 RUSSELL SAID I COULD TAKE IT OVER IF I WANTED TO. 868 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,939 NOW LOOK... 869 00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,375 THESE ROUTES ARE HARD TO COME BY. 870 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:44,725 IT IS LIKE OWNING YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 871 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,640 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT ? 872 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,730 IF I START WORK AT FIVE-THIRTY, WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO START ? 873 00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:51,123 I GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT. 874 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:53,778 I GET UP AT TWO, I GO AND LOAD MY TRUCK, 875 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,867 I'M BACK HERE BY FOUR-FIFTEEN. 876 00:44:55,910 --> 00:44:57,782 I'LL TAKE NEESHA OVER TO BERNICE AT SEVEN. 877 00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,480 DROP THE BOYS OFF ALONG THE ROUTE. 878 00:45:00,523 --> 00:45:02,656 I'LL BE DONE IN TIME TO PICK THEM UP AT THREE. 879 00:45:03,831 --> 00:45:07,705 I DON'T KNOW ROY, WE ARE ALREADY SPREADING OURSELVES TOO THIN. 880 00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:10,795 MADELINE, I NEED TO GET SOME REAL WORK. 881 00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:14,015 OH, SO RAISING YOU KIDS IS NOT REAL WORK ? 882 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,495 OH COME ON. 883 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:18,541 I JUST WANT TO TAKE ON A JOB, WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH ? 884 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,025 SO SHE WAS NICE. 885 00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,813 YEAH. 886 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,902 YEAH.YOU LIKED HER ? 887 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,691 HEY... 888 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,563 IT WILL BE GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, GRACE. 889 00:45:41,564 --> 00:45:43,044 MISSED YOU. 890 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,527 PEEK-A-BOO. 891 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:51,139 LOOK AT YOU. 892 00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:54,012 YOU LIKE THE PATTERNS ? 893 00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:55,796 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 894 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,494 MAMA, WE ARE LEAVING SOON. 895 00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,757 I ALMOST FINISHED HERE. 896 00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:05,545 WATCH SHE DON'T GET CROSSED EYES LOOKING AT THAT. 897 00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:07,677 OH NO, MRS. DIAZ.. 898 00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,854 I HOLD THEM 12 INCHES AWAY FROM HER FACE. 899 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,420 SO SHE CAN FOCUS. SEE ? 900 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,861 I'M STUDYING EARLY CHILDHOOD DEVELOPMENT. 901 00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:19,124 BABIES LOVE THESE. SEE ? 902 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,478 SHE IS SO SMART. 903 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,749 THE IDEA OF REFLEXOLOGY... 904 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,098 IS THAT DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BODY 905 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,883 ARE RESPRESENTED ON DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FEET. 906 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:42,669 LIKE YOUR BODY'S MAPPED OUT DOWN HERE. 907 00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:45,933 When I rub this part of your toe, that's the naughty part. 908 00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:48,153 Eddie: Honey, she's kidding. 909 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,547 HEY GIRLS YOU WANT OUR MUSIC 910 00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:53,158 OR SOMETHING FROM THAT CHICK SINGER CD? 911 00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:59,120 NO, THE THEME SONG. 912 00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:05,474 OKAY MUSIC UP AND ROLL CREDITS. 913 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:17,008 HEY, YOU OKAY ? 914 00:47:21,795 --> 00:47:23,928 BRENDA KNOWS CHERYL REALLY WELL RIGHT? 915 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:25,668 YEAH. 916 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:27,757 AND HER REFERENCES CHECKED OUT ? 917 00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:28,976 YEAH. 918 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,674 WELL THEN LILLY'S IN REALLY GOOD HANDS. 919 00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:34,895 WE ARE OUT IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, 920 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:37,724 TWO, ONE. 921 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,944 MY BREASTS HURT. YEAH. 922 00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,904 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE HOME FEEDING HER. 923 00:47:49,823 --> 00:47:52,217 GO CALL HER. 924 00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:53,914 GO, CALL HER. 925 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,960 NO, I DID ALREADY, 926 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,875 RIGHT BEFORE WE WENT ON AIR. 927 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:04,142 THAT IS ALL RIGHT. CALL HER AGAIN. 928 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:08,059 GO ON. 929 00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:08,973 OKAY. 930 00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:13,803 I DON'T KNOW WHY WOMEN TODAY HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR BABIES TO WORK. 931 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:14,761 IT IS A SIN. 932 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:17,155 MY MOM DID THE SAME WITH ME. 933 00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:19,679 YOU DIDN'T WORK? 934 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:20,941 NO. NEVER. 935 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:23,639 I WORK. YEAH. 936 00:48:23,683 --> 00:48:25,293 BECAUSE YOU WERE POOR, MAMA. 937 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:27,556 MY HUSBAND WAS A GOOD PROVIDER. 938 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,864 MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WANTS TO BE LIKE A MAN. 939 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,822 I THINK IT IS VERY DANGEROUS. 940 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:41,831 YOU WORK, IT IS GOOD. 941 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:49,100 HELLO ? 942 00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:50,797 HI CHERYL.Hi Grace. 943 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,930 Everything is fine, she's doing really well. 944 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,019 CAN I SPEAK TO HER. 945 00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,890 SURE, SHE IS RIGHT HERE. 946 00:48:56,934 --> 00:49:00,807 Hi honey, it is mommy. 947 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,069 I miss you. 948 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,247 HEY SHE SMILED, SHE RECOGNIZED YOUR VOICE. 949 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:09,859 GREAT, COULD YOU PUT HER BACK ON. 950 00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:10,904 Sure, hold on a second, here she is. 951 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,038 Lilly it is mommy again. 952 00:49:14,081 --> 00:49:18,868 HI, HI BABY. HI. 953 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,783 MOMMY LOVES YOU SO MUCH. 954 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,872 YES SHE DOES, 955 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,658 SHE WILL BE HOME REAL SOON, OKAY ? 956 00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:35,233 Announcer: WOMAN, NOW ON CBS. 24 HOUR 957 00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:37,322 MEN ARE MORE OUTWARD WITH THEIR ANGER, 958 00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:38,932 WOMEN TEND TO INTERNALIZE IT. 959 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,413 MEN PLACE BLAME, WOMEN FEEL GUILT. 960 00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:44,068 MEN EXPLODE. WOMEN IMPLODE. 961 00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:45,504 OH, I DON'T KNOW, 962 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:47,723 THERE ARE PLENTY OF TIMES I FEEL LIKE DECKING SOMEONE. 963 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:51,075 RIGHT, HERE IS MARGO EXPRESSING ANGER. 964 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,425 THIS IS DECAF! 965 00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:55,775 I CAN'T DRINK THIS! 966 00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:58,865 EDDIE! PLEASE COME BACK. WHERE ARE YOU! 967 00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,084 Cheryl: WHERE IS THE MONKEY? 968 00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:01,999 IS THERE A MONKEY, BIRTHDAY GIRL ? 969 00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:04,784 WE ARE GOING TO BLOW UP ALL THESE BALLOONS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, LILLY. 970 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,829 HAVE A BIG PARTY. 971 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,791 AND DADDY IS GOING TO BE THERE, AND MOMMY. 972 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,707 IN AN UPCOMING BOOK THAT I'M PUTTING OUT. 973 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,013 WHAT IS THAT CALLED? 974 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,101 CALLED, "I KNOW YOU ARE ANGRY. AND SO AM I". 975 00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:21,801 Joan: This whole thing is out of control. 976 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:24,238 LISTEN WE GOT THIS GREAT MUSIC, EVERYONE WILL BE IN DRAG. 977 00:50:24,282 --> 00:50:25,674 In drag! 978 00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:28,808 JOAN, SEX-SWITCH-A-ROO IS A GREAT WAY TO END SEX WEEK. 979 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,288 Stop, you are not going to talk me into this one. 980 00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:32,116 IT IS GOING TO BE FUNNY.You know you arekilling me. 981 00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:34,988 You are killing me. I'm in the middle of sweeps. 982 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,511 I have got network execs up my ass. 983 00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:38,818 And this whole sex week thing is getting very sleazy. 984 00:50:38,861 --> 00:50:40,776 FINE, THEN WE WILL FORGET IT. 985 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:44,128 Damn right I'll forget it. I won't have any stinking deviant on my show! 986 00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:53,180 THE SUITS WILL BE VISITING TODAY. 987 00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:55,791 SHOULD I THANK THEM FOR CUTTING ANY ORIGINALITY 988 00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:57,141 RIGHT OUT OF THE SHOW ? 989 00:50:57,184 --> 00:50:59,752 THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RATINGS THOUGH. 990 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,493 NO. 991 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,147 WHAT IS THAT CRAP ? 992 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,974 I'M RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE, WHAT EVER YOU SAY TO ME BOUNCES... 993 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,066 TANEESHA DON'T TOUCH THOSE BUTTONS. 994 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,157 I HOPE ROY GETS HERE BEFORE THE SUITS FIND A FOUR-YEAR-OLD 995 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,245 IN THE CONTROL ROOM. 996 00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:15,811 YOU KNOW WHAT, THE HELL WITH THEM. 997 00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:18,336 SEX WEEK CONTINUES ON THE 24 HOUR WOMAN. 998 00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:20,381 WHEN WE TELL YOU ABOUT THE TOP TEN APHRODISIACS. 999 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:24,298 ALSO, HOW MANY CALORIES DOES SEX ACTUALLY WORK OFF? 1000 00:51:24,342 --> 00:51:27,736 FIND OUT ON THE BURNING LOVE WORK OUT. 1001 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,304 AND UP NEXT, LADIES WITH LUGERS. 1002 00:51:30,348 --> 00:51:31,958 ARM YOURSELF WITH STYLE. 1003 00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:36,049 JIM THERE ARE ONLY FOUR GUNS OUT THERE. 1004 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,920 THIS IS NOT HOW WE REHEARSED IT. 1005 00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,923 JIM, THEY LOOK PUNY! 1006 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,495 HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME, WHAT AM DOING UP HERE, YOU KNOW? 1007 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,023 SO, WHEN'S EDDIE BACK? 1008 00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:56,374 TODAY. 1009 00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:57,897 THANK GOD. YOU KNOW... 1010 00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,899 LAST NIGHT I DIDN'T GET IN UNTIL EIGHT O'CLOCK... 1011 00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:02,293 AND THEN I SPENT THE WHOLE EVENING DECORATING THE APARTMENT 1012 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:03,946 FOR LILLY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1013 00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:05,861 THAT IS RIGHT, IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY. 1014 00:52:06,427 --> 00:52:08,125 IS SHE WALKING YET? 1015 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,128 ANY DAY NOW, IT IS JUST SO COOL. 1016 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:12,955 HANG ON. 1017 00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:15,349 YEAH, JOAN. You see what I see?Goddamn shit! 1018 00:52:15,393 --> 00:52:17,177 I KNOW I'M LOOKING AT THE GUNS RIGHT NOW. 1019 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,874 Fuck the guns, look at "Wake Up New York". 1020 00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:20,528 Look at who they have got on tomorrow. 1021 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,923 JIM, COULD YOU TURN UP THE VOLUME PLEASE? 1022 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,056 JIM, COULD YOU TURN UP THE DAMN VOLUME! 1023 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,321 TOMMOROW WE WILL BE TALKING WITH BEST SELLING AUTHOR, 1024 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,453 DOCTOR SUSANNE PINCUS ABOUT HER NEW BOOK, 1025 00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:34,803 "GROW UP, KICKING YOUR INNER CHILD'S BUTT." 1026 00:52:34,847 --> 00:52:36,892 I DON'T KNOW.How the hell did they get her! 1027 00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,416 I WAS TOLD SHE WAS OUT OF TOWN. 1028 00:52:38,459 --> 00:52:40,244 Well, she is obviously not, is she? 1029 00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:41,854 How the fuck could you let her get away! 1030 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:43,769 I want everyone in my office at 10:05. 1031 00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,250 Because I don't care if she is not exclusive, I want her on tomorrow. 1032 00:52:48,426 --> 00:52:49,905 FUCK. 1033 00:52:49,949 --> 00:52:51,342 HOW THE HELL COULD BOTH OF YOU GUYS LET HER GET AWAY! 1034 00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:53,213 LOOK, SHE HAS THIS PUBLICITY ARMY, 1035 00:52:53,257 --> 00:52:55,259 I CANNOT EVEN GET THROUGH TO THE MAIN GUY. 1036 00:52:55,302 --> 00:52:56,956 I'LL SHOW YOU THE FAX, I HAVE IT HERE. 1037 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:58,566 MADELINE, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ? 1038 00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,004 I COPIED THE MEMO TO YOU, THEY TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS IN LONDON. 1039 00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:03,963 LORI, I DIDN'T GET A MEMO. 1040 00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:06,400 ON LINE TWO. I GOT THE PUBLICIST 1041 00:53:06,444 --> 00:53:08,315 SHE'S GOT THE PUBLICIST ON THE LINE, LORI. 1042 00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:14,408 ELLIOT. HI, GRACE SANTOS, 24 HOUR WOMAN. 1043 00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:16,236 LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WENT WRONG. 1044 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,152 BUT IF SUSAN PINCUS IS IN NEW YORK, I WANT HER. 1045 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,850 MRS. SANTOS, MRS. PINCUS LEAVES FOR LONDON TOMORROW. 1046 00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:24,157 GRACE, CARVEL IS ON LINE THREE. 1047 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,073 THAT IS FINE, I CAN PUT HER ON TOMORROW MORNING. 1048 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,554 I'm sorry she is already committed to the other show. 1049 00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:32,383 EDDIE ON SIX AND CARVEL'S STILL HOLDING. 1050 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:32,818 ...and she has a book signing tonight. 1051 00:53:32,861 --> 00:53:33,949 I'M SORRY. 1052 00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:36,300 TELL EDDIE TO HOLD. HE IS AT HOME RIGHT? 1053 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,910 WHAT! 1054 00:53:37,953 --> 00:53:39,433 I SAID SHE HAS A BOOK SIGNING TONIGHT. 1055 00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,392 NO, SORRY. UMM, ELLIOT, 1056 00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:44,046 COULD YOU HOLD FOR A MINUTE, THANKS. 1057 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,047 EDDIE? 1058 00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,398 DON'T MOVE.Carvel, hello? 1059 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:49,965 GRACE SANTOS, YOU CALLED ME! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE CAKE? 1060 00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:53,186 NO. I'M MUST CONFIRMING YOU WANTED HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLY. 1061 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:56,363 Is that vanilla with rocky road with chocolate sprinkles ? 1062 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:59,453 NO, THAT IS HALF VANILLA, HALF CHOCOLATE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES. 1063 00:53:59,497 --> 00:54:00,498 You need to pick it up by five. 1064 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:03,196 OKAY, FINE. EDDIE WHERE ARE YOU? 1065 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,633 HEY LISTEN HONEY, I'M STILL IN L.A. 1066 00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:09,028 THE LAB FUCKED UP, THEY HAVE TO RESHOOT MY CLOSEUP FOR THE EXPLOSION. 1067 00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:12,292 EDDIE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, THIS IS LILLY'S BIRTHDAY. 1068 00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,989 OH, GOD... 1069 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:15,382 WHO IS GOING TO PICK UP THE CAKE ? 1070 00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,558 LOOK GRACE, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL THE WEEKEND. 1071 00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:21,258 I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING WEEKEND, TODAY IS HER BIRTHDAY. 1072 00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:23,956 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU EDDIE. 1073 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,914 Grace ? Hello ? 1074 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,092 ELLIOT. HELLO ? 1075 00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:34,096 ELLIOT ? HELLO, ELLIOT ? 1076 00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:38,275 SHIT! 1077 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,366 OLGA...Hello ? 1078 00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:44,237 TO DO ME A FAVOR. YES, I NEED YOU 1079 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,674 CAN YOU GO TO CARVEL AND PICK UP LILLY'S BIRTHDAY CAKE? 1080 00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:48,328 LATE?I'm going to be late. 1081 00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:52,114 YOU GOT 50 PEOPLE COMING AT SEVEN. 1082 00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:53,333 GRACE ? CHERYL ON LINE TWO. 1083 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,334 OLGA, HOLD ON FOR A SECOND. 1084 00:54:55,988 --> 00:54:57,598 CHERYL, WHAT IS WRONG ? 1085 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,992 LILLY IS JUST A LITTLE BITFUSSY RIGHT NOW. 1086 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,254 WE JUST CALLED TO SAY HI. 1087 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,255 LET ME GIVE HER THE PHONE. 1088 00:55:05,258 --> 00:55:07,521 Shh, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 1089 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,263 MOMMY IS GOING TO GET YOU A BIG CAKE. 1090 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,483 AND A BIG SURPRISE. YES, SHE IS. 1091 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:15,007 I'M GOING TO PUT YOU ON HOLD. 1092 00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:16,617 OLGA, NOW LISTEN... 1093 00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,014 THE GUY FROM "LUGERS FOR LADIES" LEFT THIS BEHIND. 1094 00:55:22,057 --> 00:55:23,494 AND I DON'T WANT TANEESHA TO TOUCH IT. 1095 00:55:23,537 --> 00:55:24,669 WILL YOU LOCK IT UP ? 1096 00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:27,019 MADDY, MADDY, MADDY. 1097 00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:28,977 SUSANNE PINCUS IS GOING TO BE ON A BOOK SIGNING. 1098 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,370 FIND OUT WHEN AND WHERE. 1099 00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,198 WHERE IS EDDIE, WHY CAN'T HE PICK UP THE CAKE ? 1100 00:55:32,241 --> 00:55:33,765 OLGA, HE IS NOT COMING. 1101 00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,071 HE'S NOT COMING!No, he's not. 1102 00:55:36,115 --> 00:55:37,551 WHERE IS HE ? 1103 00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,292 HE IS IN L.A. AND HE IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 1104 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,729 Grace! Pick up! 1105 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,253 Come in here, please! 1106 00:55:44,297 --> 00:55:46,255 THEY ARE DYING TO MEET YOU, 1107 00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:48,693 AND I'M CHECKING IN TO MAKE SURE THAT SEX-SWITCHEROO BIT WE TALKED ABOUT 1108 00:55:48,736 --> 00:55:50,782 IS STILL IN THE WORKS FOR FRIDAY. 1109 00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:52,610 SEX-SWITCHEROO. 1110 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:56,004 Just have to do it, Grace.GREAT, YOU GOT IT. 1111 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:56,657 CHERYL... 1112 00:56:01,575 --> 00:56:05,579 I'M GOING TO BE HOME AT SEVEN OKAY. I LOVE YOU, YES I DO. 1113 00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:08,147 CHERYL ? 1114 00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:09,235 CHERYL, YEAH. 1115 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,498 Do you think you are going to make it ? 1116 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:14,327 I'M GOING TO BE THERE, THANKS. BYE. 1117 00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:20,377 SUSANNE PINCUS IS AT THE POSEMAN BOOKSTORE ON UNIVERSITY AT SEVEN P.M. 1118 00:56:26,513 --> 00:56:29,342 HEY, GRACE, LET ME GO AFTER SUSANNE PINCUS FOR YOU. 1119 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,650 NO THANKS, MADDY, BUT IT IS MY ASS ON THE LINE, NOT YOURS. 1120 00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:34,652 ARE YOU SURE ? YOU GOT SO MUCH GOING ON 1121 00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:36,654 WITH THE BABY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND ALL. 1122 00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:38,786 OH FUCK IT. OH SHIT! 1123 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,094 FUCK, I FORGOT LILLY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 1124 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:44,575 I CAN GET IT AT HERALD SQUARE. 1125 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:48,056 LOOK, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU ? 1126 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:50,624 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP MY DAUGHTER'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR ME ? 1127 00:56:51,016 --> 00:56:53,453 AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THE REALTORS' OFFICE 1128 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:56,195 AND FIND ME A BIGGER APARTMENT? MADDY, I'M SORRY. 1129 00:56:56,238 --> 00:56:58,937 I'LL JUST DO IT ALL. I'LL JUST FUCKING DO IT. 1130 00:57:12,733 --> 00:57:15,127 EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT AT THE BACK OF THE LINE. 1131 00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:17,085 OH, I'M NOT HERE FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. 1132 00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:18,696 I PRODUCE A SHOW CALLED-- 1133 00:57:18,739 --> 00:57:20,567 YOU WANT TO TALK TO DOCTOR PINCUS, YOU HAVE TO BUY A BOOK. 1134 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:23,048 NO SEE, THIS IS A BUSINESS MATTER. 1135 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,529 IF THIS IS A BUSINESS MATTER, CALL THE OFFICE. 1136 00:57:25,572 --> 00:57:26,921 NO, I TRIED THAT. 1137 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:28,967 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SPEAK TO DOCTOR PINCUS MYSELF. 1138 00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:32,057 YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO DOCTOR PINCUS, YOU HAVE TO BUY A BOOK. 1139 00:57:32,971 --> 00:57:34,581 FINE, I'LL BUY A BOOK. 1140 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,757 AND UMM, WAIT IN LINE. 1141 00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:38,803 THE BACK OF THE LINE. THANK YOU. 1142 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,513 WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS, 1143 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,995 AND I DON'T KNOW, IT SEEMS THAT HE-- 1144 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,084 I'M READY TO GET MARRIED, AND I'M REALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY, 1145 00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:02,130 AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN'T WANT TO COMMIT. 1146 00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,828 DUMP HIM IF HE WON'T COMMIT, 1147 00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,394 HE DOESN'T REALLY LOVE YOU ANYWAY. 1148 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,223 DOCTOR PINCUS, GRACE SANTOS, PRODUCER OF "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN". 1149 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:09,964 WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS HERE FIRST. 1150 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,052 DOCTOR SUE. 1151 00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:13,881 SHE IS RIGHT. DUMP HIM. HE IS A JERK. 1152 00:58:13,925 --> 00:58:16,536 IT IS OKAY, YOU ARE THE WOMAN WHO HAD THE BABY. 1153 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,799 I WATCHED THE SHOW THAT DAY. 1154 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,671 DOCTOR PINCUS, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN A RUSH, 1155 00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:23,978 BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING -- DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET YOU ON MY SHOW. 1156 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,980 SO, YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY PUBLICIST. 1157 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,678 ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR PUBLICIST. 1158 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:29,854 BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING 1159 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,159 IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BOOKED YET. 1160 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,683 OH ? 1161 00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:34,815 DOCTOR PINCUS, MORE VIEWERS WATCH "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN" 1162 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:37,078 THAN ANY OTHER EARLY MORNING SHOW. 1163 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:38,993 GUARANTEED BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK, 1164 00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:41,648 WE WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE MORNING SHOW IN NEW YORK. 1165 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:45,652 IF YOU WANT THESE WOMEN TO HEAR YOUR MESSAGE, 1166 00:58:45,696 --> 00:58:47,741 DO OUR SHOW TOMMOROW MORNING. 1167 00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:49,569 I'M ON "EMA" TOMMOROW, I CAN'T. 1168 00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:50,744 I KNOW, YOU ARE ON AT EIGHT O'CLOCK. 1169 00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:52,659 NOT GOOD FOR YOU AT ALL. 1170 00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:55,183 EVERY MOTHER WILL BE RUSHING THEIR KID OFF TO SCHOOL DURING THAT TIME SLOT. 1171 00:58:55,227 --> 00:58:57,055 LISTEN, I CAN GIVE YOU A FULL TEN MINUTES. 1172 00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,665 STRAIGHT INTO ROSIE O'DONNEL TIME. 1173 00:58:58,709 --> 00:59:00,754 ANY FORMAT YOU WANT, YOU CALL THE SHOTS. 1174 00:59:03,061 --> 00:59:04,671 IS THAT YOU BEEPING ? 1175 00:59:04,715 --> 00:59:07,239 ACTUALLY, I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING EXCEPT YOU SAYING, "YES". 1176 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:12,113 MADDY, YEAH, SET IT UP. ONE ON ONE WITH MARGO. 1177 00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:15,726 NINE-FORTY SEVEN TO FIFTY-SEVEN. NO, NO COMMERCIAL BREAKS. 1178 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:17,728 LET JOAN KNOW IMMEDIATELY. 1179 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:20,339 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME, I WAS AN ANIMAL! 1180 00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,036 OH SHIT. I GOT TO GO, BYE. 1181 00:59:22,994 --> 00:59:25,039 OLGA, YES, I'LL BE THERE. 1182 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,258 I'M JUST GETTING A PRESENT. OKAY, BYE. 1183 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:35,136 EXCUSE ME, SIR. I NEED A STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY. 1184 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,617 AISLE C-5, IF THERE ARE ANY LEFT. 1185 00:59:40,794 --> 00:59:42,187 WHY DID YOU SEND ME OVER THERE ? 1186 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:43,971 YOU HAVE LEMON, YOU HAVE BLUEBERRY, YOU HAVE APPLE. 1187 00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,886 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY. 1188 00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:47,409 I NEED STRAWBERRY MUFFIN BABY. 1189 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:49,281 LOOK LADY, WHATEVER WE HAVE OUT THERE IS WHAT WE HAVE. 1190 00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:53,067 DID YOU CHECK BY THE MUFFIN BABY COMIC BOOKS ? 1191 00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:55,156 NO. YES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 1192 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,288 THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. 1193 00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:57,898 WELL, THEN, WE DON'T HAVE ANY LEFT. 1194 00:59:57,942 --> 00:59:59,987 NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME! 1195 01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:01,989 I NEED IT.RELAX. RELAX. 1196 01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:03,295 I'M SORRY. 1197 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:05,079 WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED "THE MUFFIN SHOP." 1198 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,646 IT HAS ALL THE CHARACTERS IN IT. 1199 01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,953 AND YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT. 1200 01:00:08,996 --> 01:00:11,042 AND IT IS $300. YOU WANT IT? 1201 01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,826 $300 ? I CAN DO $300. 1202 01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,654 YES, I WANT IT, I WANT IT. 1203 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,921 THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S LAST ONE, TOO. 1204 01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:22,619 SIR! 1205 01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:29,843 HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO WAIT ? 1206 01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:32,106 YOU KNOW, THE ICE-CREAM CAKE DON'T FIT IN THE FREEZER. 1207 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:34,239 WE GOTTA EAT THAT THING. 1208 01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,291 TAXI! 1209 01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:45,642 TAXI! 1210 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,166 TAXI! 1211 01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:50,168 THAT IS MINE! THAT IS MINE! 1212 01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:52,823 THANK YOU, THAT IS MINE! THANK YOU! 1213 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:10,057 JUST PULL OVER PLEASE. SIR ? 1214 01:01:10,101 --> 01:01:11,668 NOW! THANK YOU. 1215 01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:14,148 HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU ? 1216 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:16,194 HERE KEEP THE CHANGE. 1217 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:22,896 HEY! 1218 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,223 HEY! 1219 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,057 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE ? 1220 01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:56,538 OH, OFFICER... IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 1221 01:01:56,582 --> 01:01:59,498 LISTEN. I HAVE MY METROCARD, 1222 01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:01,413 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS USED UP, 1223 01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,458 AND THE LINE IS JUST -- 1224 01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:06,853 IT IS MY KID'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND I CAN'T BE LATE. 1225 01:02:06,897 --> 01:02:08,202 SHOW ME SOME I.D. 1226 01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:11,205 OH, NO, COME ON. DON'T WRITE ME UP, PLEASE. 1227 01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:15,035 OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL. 1228 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,863 I HAVE TO BE THERE AT SEVEN O'CLOCK. 1229 01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:19,083 THEY HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU GOT TO SEE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. 1230 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,085 SHE IS CRAZY, AND I JUST-- 1231 01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:24,218 COULD YOU WORK WITH ME? LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 1232 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:28,309 I HAVE THE MONEY. SEE, I HAVE FIVE DOLLARS. 1233 01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:31,312 WHY DON'T I GIVE THIS TO YOU ? YOU CAN GIVE IT TO THE TOKEN BOOTH LADY FOR ME. 1234 01:02:31,356 --> 01:02:34,098 YOU GOT TO SHOW ME A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, DRIVER'S LICENSE, 1235 01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:35,316 OR SOMETHING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 1236 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:39,233 FINE, YOU WON'T WORK WITH ME! 1237 01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,107 JUST HURRY UP AND WRITE THE FUCKING TICKET, 1238 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,239 SO I CAN JUST GET ON HOME. 1239 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:48,329 I KNOW IT'S IN HERE. JUST A SECOND. 1240 01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:51,115 SHIT. 1241 01:02:53,117 --> 01:02:54,335 I CAN'T FIND MY I.D. 1242 01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:56,163 YOU GOT TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. 1243 01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:58,339 I DID, I SHOWED YOU MY FUCKING METROCARD! 1244 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,124 THAT IS IT. YOU ARE OVER. 1245 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:03,431 CENTRAL, ADVISE THE BOYS I GOT SOMEBODY HERE. 1246 01:03:03,475 --> 01:03:06,043 OFFICER, LET'S CALM DOWN HERE. 1247 01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:10,090 PICK UP YOUR STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU FOR RESISTING ARREST. 1248 01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:12,136 PLEASE PICK UP YOU STUFF. LET'S GO PEACEFULLY. 1249 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:15,008 WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. COME HERE, LET'S GO PEACEFULLY. 1250 01:03:15,052 --> 01:03:16,444 GET YOUR MONEY, YOU'RE DROPPING YOUR MONEY. 1251 01:03:16,488 --> 01:03:18,577 NO, OKAY LISTEN. LET'S WORK THIS OUT. PLEASE? 1252 01:03:24,235 --> 01:03:26,933 Shh! SHE'S ASLEEP. 1253 01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:29,066 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? 1254 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,937 GOT ARRESTED. 1255 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,983 OH, MY GOD. FOR WHAT ? 1256 01:03:33,026 --> 01:03:35,072 FOR INSULTING A COP. 1257 01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:36,029 WHAT ? 1258 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:43,907 I MISSED HER FIRST BIRTHDAY. 1259 01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:45,865 IT IS OKAY, HONEY... 1260 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:48,868 SHE IS ONE YEAR OLD. SHE IS NOT GOING TO REMEMBER ANY OF THIS. 1261 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:51,305 WATCH THE VIDEO. LOOK HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS. 1262 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:54,656 POOR NINITA. 1263 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,182 NO MAMI, NO PAPI. 1264 01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,623 OH, MY GOD, SHE LET GO. 1265 01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:05,972 MA, SHE IS WALKING. 1266 01:04:06,016 --> 01:04:08,496 ISN'T IT GREAT ? I GOT IT ON VIDEO. 1267 01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,891 MA, WHERE IS THE REMOTE ? 1268 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:14,154 MA? MA. FORGET IT. 1269 01:04:26,514 --> 01:04:27,907 SHE TOOK HER FIRST STEPS... 1270 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,911 AND I MISSED IT. 1271 01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:53,150 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1272 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,152 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1273 01:04:56,153 --> 01:04:57,371 HOW COME YOU ARE NOT AT WORK ? 1274 01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:59,069 ARE YOU SICK ? 1275 01:05:09,079 --> 01:05:11,211 SO, HOW WAS THE PARTY ? 1276 01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:16,564 GRACE, LOOK... 1277 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:19,176 I'M SORRY. 1278 01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,919 I WANTED TO BE AT THE PARTY. YOU KNOW THAT. 1279 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,053 GRACE, I HAD NO CONTROL. 1280 01:05:33,016 --> 01:05:36,062 YOU KNOW I'M WORKING ON A FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE GRACE. 1281 01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:38,064 OKAY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO ? 1282 01:05:38,108 --> 01:05:40,588 DO I TELL THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER THAT I CAN'T RE-SHOOT MY FUCKING CLOSEUP 1283 01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:42,155 BECAUSE IT IS MY KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY ? 1284 01:05:44,636 --> 01:05:47,944 YOU KNOW WHAT, GRACE? YOU ARE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! 1285 01:05:55,081 --> 01:05:56,953 Shh! Shh! 1286 01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:07,224 WHERE ARE THE WIPES ? 1287 01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:09,661 GODDAMN IT, WHERE IS CHERYL WHEN WE NEED HER? 1288 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,103 Grace: LILLY, WHERE IS THE MUFFIN BABY ? 1289 01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:23,805 NO, DON'T TOUCH. OKAY, BLOW IT OUT. 1290 01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:26,330 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1291 01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:29,333 YEAH! 1292 01:06:31,509 --> 01:06:33,380 SHOULD WE HAVE WAITED FOR EDDIE ? 1293 01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,426 NO, HE IS AT WORK. 1294 01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:38,168 LET ME SEE IT. 1295 01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:44,304 THERE ARE NO OTHER PEOPLE THERE. THIS LOOKS SO STUPID. 1296 01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:47,090 Cheryl: IT LOOKS GREAT, IT IS MOM AND BABY. 1297 01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:49,048 I CAN FIX IT, I CAN GO INTO EDITING, RIGHT ? 1298 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:51,485 IT WILL BE FINE. IT WILL BE FINE. 1299 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:56,447 AT LEAST LILLY WON'T KNOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE OF A MOTHER SHE HAS. 1300 01:06:57,622 --> 01:07:00,494 DON'T DO THAT. YOU ARE A GOOD MOM. 1301 01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:04,368 GRACE, LOOK AT HER. 1302 01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:06,152 SHE IS FINE. 1303 01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:10,156 RIGHT LILLY ? COME ON. 1304 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,159 STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON MEN AND SOCIETY. 1305 01:07:13,203 --> 01:07:14,334 GOT A PROBLEM, GIRLS ? 1306 01:07:14,378 --> 01:07:17,294 STOP WHINING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 1307 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:21,167 OKAY, WE HAVE A CALLER, SANDY FROM NEW ROCHELLE. 1308 01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:24,431 YOU'RE ON. Hi, I'm 22,and I'm a au pair. 1309 01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:27,173 And I really like taking care of children. 1310 01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:29,175 I think it is the most important work there is. 1311 01:07:29,219 --> 01:07:32,222 Why do people demean childcare so much ? 1312 01:07:32,265 --> 01:07:33,875 WELL, THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, SANDY, 1313 01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,791 WHO ARE WILLING TO RAISE OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN 1314 01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:40,186 BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT. BUT, BY DOING THAT, 1315 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:45,409 YOU ARE ENABLING THAT MOTHER TO SHIRK HER RESPONSIBILITIES TO HER CHILDREN. 1316 01:07:45,452 --> 01:07:48,238 I HAVE A MESSAGE TO THE CAREER-OBSESSED MOMMIES OUT THERE. 1317 01:07:48,281 --> 01:07:51,197 YOU HAVE A KID, YOU RAISE THAT KID, LADY. 1318 01:07:51,241 --> 01:07:53,112 AM I RIGHT ? 1319 01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:54,722 GROW UP ALREADY. 1320 01:07:56,942 --> 01:07:59,075 YOU KNOW, MARGO, WHEN I DECIDED TO LEAVE MY JOB... 1321 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:02,643 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH MOMMY THIS MORNING ? 1322 01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:04,297 YEAH. 1323 01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:06,908 MOMMY'S GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU 1324 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:08,736 AND MORE TIME WITH DADDY, TOO. 1325 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:10,738 MOMMY LOVES YOU A LOT. 1326 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:12,392 I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T STAY WITH YOU. 1327 01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:15,221 IT IS JUST THAT MOMMY HAS TO GO INTO WORK, OKAY ? 1328 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:17,136 IT IS SWEEPS WEEK, DARLING. 1329 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:19,834 I KNOW IT IS, JOAN. 1330 01:08:19,878 --> 01:08:22,402 DON'T WORRY, GRACE. SHE IS FINE, REALLY. 1331 01:08:22,446 --> 01:08:23,577 WE'RE GOING TO RUN AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 1332 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:26,580 OKAY. ALRIGHT, THAT IS GOOD. 1333 01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:32,586 LILLY, MOMMY HAS TO GO BYE-BYE, OKAY ? 1334 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:34,371 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1335 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,503 OKAY, BYE. 1336 01:08:37,287 --> 01:08:39,115 BYE, SWEETIE. BYE-BYE. 1337 01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:45,164 BYE, BYE, LITTLE GIRL. BYE, CHERYL. 1338 01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:48,602 BYE, LILLY! 1339 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:53,433 WHAT, WHAT, YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SWINGS ? 1340 01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:55,261 YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SWINGS, LITTLE GIRL? 1341 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,481 OKAY, HERE COMES MOMMY. 1342 01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:59,178 HERE COMES MOMMY. 1343 01:09:00,832 --> 01:09:02,573 YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SWINGS ? 1344 01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:03,617 OKAY, MOMMY WILL TAKE YOU. 1345 01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:06,664 GRACE, IT IS OKAY. YOU WILL BE LATE. 1346 01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:07,926 YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL ? 1347 01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,494 I'M NOT GOING TO NEED YOU TODAY, ACTUALLY. 1348 01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:11,843 SO... 1349 01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:17,283 ACTUALLY, I WON'T BE NEEDING YOU AT ALL ANYMORE. 1350 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:19,155 THANK YOU, CHERYL. 1351 01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:33,212 Well, you've got your hat... 1352 01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,866 you've got your coat... 1353 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:39,784 HEY, HONEY. 1354 01:09:40,524 --> 01:09:41,742 HEY, HI, EDDIE. 1355 01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:44,310 HOW ARE YOU ? I'M GREAT. 1356 01:09:44,354 --> 01:09:45,746 GOD, I HAD THE GREATEST DAY. 1357 01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:48,967 ME AND LILLY JUST HUNG OUT ALL DAY. 1358 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:50,490 THAT IS GREAT. 1359 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,667 LOOK, I'M MAKING HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE 1360 01:09:53,711 --> 01:09:54,886 FROM SCRATCH. 1361 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:57,018 THEY ARE ORGANIC. 1362 01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,759 OH, AND LOOK. 1363 01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:01,893 I MADE PAELLA. 1364 01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,808 WOW. 1365 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,248 CHERYL CALLED ME TODAY. 1366 01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:10,728 I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT TRY THAT. 1367 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,733 YOU GUYS ARE ALLIES. 1368 01:10:17,561 --> 01:10:19,650 WHAT HAPPENED, GRACE ? 1369 01:10:19,693 --> 01:10:21,826 NOTHING. NOTHING, EDDIE. 1370 01:10:21,869 --> 01:10:25,699 IT IS JUST I THINK I SHOULD BE TAKING CARE OF MY OWN DAUGHTER. 1371 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:26,918 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT ? 1372 01:10:30,095 --> 01:10:32,576 ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW. 1373 01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:35,753 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO WORK, GRACE, 1374 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:39,626 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BABYSITTER ? 1375 01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:43,717 EDDIE, I JUST WANT US TO BE BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE. 1376 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:46,981 YOU KNOW, IT IS NOT GOOD THAT WE'RE FIGHTING ALL THE TIME. 1377 01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:48,766 I HATE THAT. 1378 01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:57,383 I JUST WANT TO GO BACK, TO THE WAY WE WERE. 1379 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,260 OH, MY APPLES. 1380 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,481 JUST A SECOND HERE. 1381 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,355 YOU KNOW, EDDIE... 1382 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,921 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO DO IT, 1383 01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:16,924 BUT I DO KNOW WHAT I WANT. 1384 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:20,624 WHAT I WANT -- WHAT I REALLY WANT 1385 01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:23,844 IS QUALITY OF LIFE, YOU KNOW ? 1386 01:11:23,888 --> 01:11:27,587 THAT IS WHAT I REALLY WANT. THAT IS WHAT I WANT. 1387 01:11:27,631 --> 01:11:29,372 BUT IT ALL GETS SO COMPLICATED. 1388 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:30,764 YOU KNOW, IT IS LIKE THESE APPLES. 1389 01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:33,071 THEY ARE ORGANIC AND SHIT, BUT THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE. 1390 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,031 AND WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM IF I STOP WORK, BUT THEN, IF I DO WORK... 1391 01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:39,033 I CAN'T SPEND TIME WITH LILLY. 1392 01:11:39,077 --> 01:11:40,905 AND THEN IF I DO SPEND TIME WITH LILLY, 1393 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,950 I GOT TO FEED HER FUCKING POISON. 1394 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,562 THEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT AIRBAGS TODAY. 1395 01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:48,086 GRACE, I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING THE NEWS, HONEY. 1396 01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:49,870 NO, EDDIE, REALLY. 1397 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:53,787 THEY SAY THEY ARE FOR SAFETY, BUT THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE. 1398 01:11:53,831 --> 01:11:56,573 AND THEN... GOD, AT THE SUPERMARKET. 1399 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:59,053 THIS KID CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, "PAPER OR PLASTIC?" 1400 01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:02,448 I JUST CRIED. 1401 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:06,496 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE JARS ARE ? 1402 01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:09,063 NO, NO I'LL GET IT. THEY ARE UP HERE SOMEWHERE. 1403 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:12,763 OKAY, I'M GOING TO BRAID YOUR HAIR SO PRETTY, 1404 01:12:12,806 --> 01:12:14,155 AND THEN, I'M GOING TO WORK. 1405 01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:16,984 OH, MOMMY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK, DO YOU? 1406 01:12:17,028 --> 01:12:18,159 YES. 1407 01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:21,032 WHO'S GOING TO LOOK AFTER ME? 1408 01:12:21,075 --> 01:12:24,427 DADDY ?DADDY. 1409 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:25,993 HE'S A GOOD DADDY. 1410 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:26,994 YES, HE IS. 1411 01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:40,747 I'M QUITTING. 1412 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:45,839 WHAT ? 1413 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:49,452 TODAY, I'M GOING TO TELL JOAN I'M QUITTING. 1414 01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:57,721 IT'S PROBABLY THE BEST THING FOR ALL OF US. 1415 01:13:00,201 --> 01:13:02,029 GOOD MORNING! IT IS 9 A.M. 1416 01:13:02,073 --> 01:13:04,205 DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. DROP THAT REMOTE. 1417 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,164 WE ARE STILL THE 24 HOUR WOMAN. 1418 01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:08,688 EXCUSE ME. 1419 01:13:08,732 --> 01:13:10,690 WE DECIDED WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN AROUND HERE 1420 01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:13,737 AND WRAP UP SEX-WEEK WITH A SPICY SEX-SWITCHEROO. 1421 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:14,433 COME ON! 1422 01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:42,156 SO, I TOOK UP TWO SEATS ON THE SUBWAY, AND NOBODY GROPED ME. 1423 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,549 FEELS GREAT. 1424 01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,769 WELL DONE! HERE. 1425 01:13:47,988 --> 01:13:50,643 ALL RIGHT, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! 1426 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:53,124 GOOD MORNING! 1427 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:56,040 HEY, THIS IS JOAN MARSHALL, OUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. 1428 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,650 LOOKING GOOD, DUDE. 1429 01:13:57,694 --> 01:13:59,565 I FEEL GREAT, I DID MY HAIR IN THREE MINUTES THIS MORNING. 1430 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:00,436 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 1431 01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:01,872 OH, KIND OF LIKE A PACKRAT. 1432 01:14:01,915 --> 01:14:05,484 ALSO MY LEGS ARE HAIRY, AND I DON'T CARE. 1433 01:14:12,056 --> 01:14:14,798 HEY, GRACE, WHERE IS YOUR SUIT ? 1434 01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:17,104 LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1435 01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,761 HEY, GRACE, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL. 1436 01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:29,813 GOOD MORNING! HI, EVERYBODY! 1437 01:14:29,856 --> 01:14:31,945 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! 1438 01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,120 STEVE. 1439 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:40,998 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 1440 01:14:41,825 --> 01:14:46,003 I TELL YOU THIS IS IT! OUR SEX-SWITCHEROO! 1441 01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:49,136 PUTTING THEIR GENDER IN THE BLENDER! 1442 01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,144 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DREAM WALKING ? 1443 01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,885 LOOK AT YOU! 1444 01:15:00,191 --> 01:15:03,890 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THE WAY YOU FILL OUT THAT SKIRT. 1445 01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:04,978 HOW DO YOU FEEL ? 1446 01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:08,155 OH, I FEEL H.O.T. 1447 01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:11,289 HONEY, I'M TELLING YOU, IT IS, LIKE, 1448 01:15:11,332 --> 01:15:13,900 TO HELL WITH SCHWARZENEGGER, WILLIS, AND STALLONE 1449 01:15:13,944 --> 01:15:16,555 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE JULIA, MICHELLE, AND DEMI! 1450 01:15:17,904 --> 01:15:19,515 THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU. 1451 01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:24,258 PATTY, WHERE IS JOAN? 1452 01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:31,135 GRACE, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ? 1453 01:15:31,178 --> 01:15:33,050 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE REMOTE ? 1454 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:35,226 JOAN, WE NEED TO TALK. 1455 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:36,575 NOT NOW, GRACE. 1456 01:15:36,619 --> 01:15:37,837 NO, JOAN... 1457 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:39,926 LISTEN. UM... 1458 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:47,368 OKAY, THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT, AND I FEEL THAT... 1459 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:50,720 LET ME GUESS. YOU ARE QUITTING. 1460 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,070 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I WASN'T EXPECTING IT. 1461 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:55,376 NO, JOAN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1462 01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:59,119 SEE, MAYBE IF THINGS WERE A LITTLE BIT MORE STRUCTURED HERE-- 1463 01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:00,599 GRACE. 1464 01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,732 YOU HAVE BEEN OUT OF IT FOR THE PAST YEAR. 1465 01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:05,169 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME, JOAN ? 1466 01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:09,042 I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS MOMMY BURNOUT OR FEAR OF SUCCESS. 1467 01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:11,697 YOU KNOW WHAT, JOAN ? LET'S JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE HERE 1468 01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:15,048 BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU ARE BEING FAIR TO ME. 1469 01:16:15,092 --> 01:16:17,181 FRANKLY, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD GET OVER IT 1470 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,661 AND RISE TO THE OCCASION, 1471 01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:21,011 BUT I SEE NOW THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF THAT. 1472 01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:23,796 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME, JOAN ? 1473 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,972 SERIOUSLY, HOW CAN YOU FUCKING SAY THAT TO ME 1474 01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,366 WHEN I HAVE GIVEN MY FUCKING LIFE FOR THIS SHOW! 1475 01:16:28,409 --> 01:16:30,281 JOAN, WE GOT THE REMOTE BACK YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK ? 1476 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:33,197 GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, TAKE YOUR BABY AND GO HOME. 1477 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,894 I HAVE GOT A SHOW TO RUN HERE. 1478 01:16:35,373 --> 01:16:38,637 ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THAT? Grace:NO, I'M NOT. 1479 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,117 Grace: GET MARGO AND EDDIE TO RUN IT. 1480 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,641 I WANT REMOTE TO HAUL THEIR BUTTS OVER 42nd AND 8th 1481 01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,730 BY THAT DISNEY PLACE. 1482 01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:45,992 IT IS FINE. LEAVE IT ALONE. 1483 01:16:46,906 --> 01:16:48,038 I'M STEPPING OUT, OKAY? 1484 01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:54,131 I'M FINE, I FUCKING QUIT! CAN YOU GET ME SOME BOXES 1485 01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,393 PLEASE! GRACE LISTEN. 1486 01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:57,395 I CAN'T, I'M SORRY. 1487 01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:58,657 MADDY, I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY SHIT 1488 01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,050 AND I'M GOING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 1489 01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:01,225 I'M JUST SO PISSED. 1490 01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:03,270 OKAY, JUST LET ME HOLD THE BABY ALL RIGHT ? 1491 01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:06,143 THANK YOU. 1492 01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:12,105 HEY, EDDIE, COME ON. YOU ARE FALLING APART HERE. 1493 01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:14,107 HEY, DON'T TOUCH THE MERCHANDISE. 1494 01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:19,025 SHIT! 1495 01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,381 LORI! 1496 01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:30,776 YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE ? 1497 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:33,736 NO, JUST THANK YOU! 1498 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:36,434 SORRY, LORI. 1499 01:17:40,351 --> 01:17:42,179 Eddie on television: I'M MOTHER TO MY DAUGHTER. 1500 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:45,965 MOTHER ? THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT. 1501 01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:57,107 BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW WOULD LILLY RESPOND TO YOU BECOMING A MOMMY? 1502 01:17:57,150 --> 01:18:01,154 WELL, THE TRUTH IS, LILLY CONSIDERS GRACE AND I 1503 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:02,808 TO BE THE SAME PERSON ANYWAY. 1504 01:18:03,809 --> 01:18:06,943 WHAT CAN I SAY ? I'M JUST A MODERN DAY HAG. 1505 01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:10,381 YOU LYING MOTHERFUCKER! 1506 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,104 I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM! 1507 01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:44,067 SHE OKAY ? 1508 01:18:44,110 --> 01:18:45,982 SHE IS JUST HAVING A BAD DAY. 1509 01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:48,419 KIND OF LIKE THE GIRLS OVER THERE. 1510 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:50,160 OHH MAMA. 1511 01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,117 Eddie: HI GIRLS, DON'T BE SHY. 1512 01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:56,079 HEY, EDDIE! TELL THE TRUTH! 1513 01:18:56,122 --> 01:18:57,733 TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH NOW! 1514 01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:02,172 Eddie: SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING COPS! 1515 01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:03,477 YOU ARE GOING TO CALL THE COPS ON ME, EDDIE ? 1516 01:19:03,521 --> 01:19:05,871 Grace: I'M YOUR FUCKING WIFE!IS THIS REAL? 1517 01:19:05,915 --> 01:19:07,177 THAT IS HIS WIFE. OH, YEAH, 1518 01:19:07,220 --> 01:19:09,919 YOU SAID THAT WE WERE A TEAM! REMEMBER THAT? 1519 01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,094 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT EDDIE, HUH ? 1520 01:19:11,137 --> 01:19:12,835 WHAT HAPPENED TO US ? 1521 01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:15,185 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU ? 1522 01:19:15,228 --> 01:19:17,013 OH MY GOD. I'LL CALL THE POLICE. 1523 01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:19,885 NO, LOCK THE DOORS. CALL CNN. 1524 01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:21,104 TELL THEM WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION, 1525 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:23,062 AND THEY CAN HAVE A LIVE FEED. 1526 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,021 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO CAMERA THREE ? WHAT, DID HE TAKE OFF ? 1527 01:19:25,064 --> 01:19:26,413 JOAN. DO IT! 1528 01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:28,894 NOBODY LEAVE THEIR POSTS, EVERYBODY, STAY CALM! 1529 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,157 TELL L.A. WE ARE RUNNING THROUGH COMMERCIAL. 1530 01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,072 AMERA TWO, TAY WITH HER.CAMERA TWO, ZOOM IN! 1531 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,857 ZOOM IN! ZOOM IN! 1532 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:38,948 GIVE ME A CHYRON WITH BASIC BIO INFO, AGE, MARITAL STATUS, ANYTHING! 1533 01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:40,253 YOU GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING, EDDIE! 1534 01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:43,953 YOU GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING! 1535 01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:45,345 IT IS NOT FAIR, IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR! 1536 01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:47,173 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GRACE, WHAT ? 1537 01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:49,915 GOD, IT MAKES ME SICK THAT EVERYBODY, JUST EVERYBODY, 1538 01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:51,221 GOES "EWW" EDDIE. 1539 01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:53,484 HE IS SO GOOD TO GRACE. HE IS SO GOOD TO LILLY. 1540 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:55,921 YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT, EDDIE! YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING. 1541 01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:57,401 THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT PART OF THE SHOW. 1542 01:19:57,444 --> 01:19:59,055 NO, IT IS BETTER. 1543 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:02,232 DOES ANYBODY APPLAUD MY FUCKING EFFORTS WHEN I CHANGE A DIAPER ? 1544 01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:04,103 Eddie: GRACE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME ? 1545 01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:07,063 SHE IS MORE ATTACHED TO GRACE, YOU ARE HER MOTHER. 1546 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:09,413 YOU ARE JUST SO STUPID! 1547 01:20:09,456 --> 01:20:10,980 SHE WOULD BE MORE ATTACHED TO YOU TOO, EDDIE, 1548 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,025 IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR HER. 1549 01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:17,029 JUST KEEP HOLD OF HER, OKAY ? 1550 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,465 LOOK... 1551 01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:20,859 OH MY GOD. 1552 01:20:20,903 --> 01:20:22,556 YOU GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING, EDDIE! 1553 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,080 MY FUCKING HEART IS JUST BLEEDING FOR YOU. 1554 01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,604 FUCK YOU, GRACE! FUCK YOU, GRACE! 1555 01:20:26,647 --> 01:20:27,692 FUCK YOU! 1556 01:20:27,735 --> 01:20:30,216 HOLY SHIT. HOOK A PHONER WITH A SHRINK. 1557 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:32,218 WHAT SHRINK ?WHO CARES... 1558 01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:33,611 THIS COULD GO ON FOR HOURS! 1559 01:20:33,654 --> 01:20:35,178 COME ON, JUST DO IT! 1560 01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:37,745 HEY, LADY, DON'T GO IN THERE. DON'T GO IN THERE. 1561 01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:38,703 WE HAVE A NUTCASE IN THERE WITH A GUN. 1562 01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:40,357 I KNOW, SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 1563 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,228 WE HAVE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE BY A LONE GUNMAN. 1564 01:20:42,272 --> 01:20:44,100 GUN PERSON. 1565 01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:45,536 SHE IS A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. 1566 01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:49,583 SET OFF BY A CASE OF POST PARTUM DEPRESSION. 1567 01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:52,586 NO, THE DRAG OUTFITS AREN'T PART OF HER DEMANDS. 1568 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:54,240 BASICALLY IT IS A DOMESTIC DISPUTE. 1569 01:20:54,284 --> 01:20:56,634 SHE DID FIRE A ROUND OR TWO, BUT IT WAS JUST AT HER HUSBAND. 1570 01:20:56,677 --> 01:20:59,158 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SO HARD ? 1571 01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:00,377 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SO FUCKING HARD ? 1572 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,508 IT IS HARD TO LOVE YOU! 1573 01:21:01,552 --> 01:21:03,510 IT IS HARD TO LOVE ME ? 1574 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:06,470 SOMETIMES. 1575 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:10,256 YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LOVE ME, EDDIE ? 1576 01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:14,086 GRACE. 1577 01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,176 GRACE. 1578 01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:20,440 LOOK AT YOURSELF. 1579 01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:23,617 WIDEN OUT, SHOW ME THE GUN. 1580 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,098 IS SHE CRYING ? 1581 01:21:30,407 --> 01:21:33,192 GIVE ME THE GUN. 1582 01:21:37,327 --> 01:21:39,372 Police: MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 1583 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,200 GIVE ME THE GUN. GIVE ME THE GUN. 1584 01:21:41,244 --> 01:21:42,245 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 1585 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:52,342 LOOK... 1586 01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:54,300 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 1587 01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,955 JUST YESTERDAY, 1588 01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:58,826 I READ THIS T-SHIRT, IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME. 1589 01:21:58,870 --> 01:22:02,221 IT SAID, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 1590 01:22:02,265 --> 01:22:05,181 A FATHER CAN DO FOR HIS CHILDREN... 1591 01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:07,618 IS TO LOVE THEIR MOTHER. 1592 01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:09,359 THINK ABOUT IT. 1593 01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:14,277 MADDY, WHERE IS MY KID ? 1594 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,408 SHE IS FINE. 1595 01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:16,540 WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF HER FOR ME? 1596 01:22:17,323 --> 01:22:20,544 GRACE, GRACE. SHE IS MY WIFE. 1597 01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:23,851 I WISH I'D NEVER MET YOU EDDIE. THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED. 1598 01:22:26,332 --> 01:22:28,639 Joan: THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY SAD. 1599 01:22:28,682 --> 01:22:32,121 WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS BACK ON THE AIR. 1600 01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:34,514 FOR PLAYBACK AFTER THE BREAK. BT-10 MARK, THIS AND RE-CUE 1601 01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,003 Taneesha: I SEE MOMMY! 1602 01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:47,092 WHAT DID YOU SAY, LOVE ? 1603 01:22:47,136 --> 01:22:48,485 WHERE YOU SEE MOMMY? 1604 01:22:48,528 --> 01:22:50,617 OH, NO, YOU DON'T SEE MOMMY AT ALL. 1605 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:53,751 WE GOT TO GO. 1606 01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:55,100 COME ON. 1607 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:58,843 ACTION HERO-SLASH- IT LOOKS LIKE WANNA-BE 1608 01:22:58,886 --> 01:23:01,889 GOT THE TABLE TURNED ON HIM TALK SHOW HOST, EDDIE DIAZ 1609 01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:03,587 WHEN HIS WIFE, A PRODUCER ON "THE 24 HOUR WOMAN," 1610 01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:05,371 TURNED INTO A PISTOL PACKING MAMA. 1611 01:23:05,415 --> 01:23:08,244 WHAT HAPPENED TO US, EDDIE ? 1612 01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:10,724 GRACE, WHAT DID I DO ? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ? 1613 01:23:10,768 --> 01:23:13,336 I BELIEVE THE GRACE SANTOS STORY IS NOT UNIQUE. 1614 01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:17,383 HUSBANDS, IGNORE THE NAGGING, AND IT MAY COST YOU YOUR LIFE. 1615 01:23:17,949 --> 01:23:20,734 TALK IT OVER FOLKS, COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY. 1616 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:26,566 Joan: HEY, THEY MISSPELLED MY NAME. 1617 01:23:26,610 --> 01:23:28,394 JOAN, DO YOU LOVE IT ? 1618 01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:29,917 CUTE. 1619 01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:33,225 HEY LOOK, YOU ARE IN HERE, TOO. LOOK, THERE IS YOUR NAME. 1620 01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,314 THEY SPELLED YOURS RIGHT. 1621 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,360 THE D.A. ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT ALL FELONY CHARGES 1622 01:23:37,403 --> 01:23:39,449 HAVE BEEN DROPPED AGAINST GRACE SANTOS 1623 01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:42,321 FROM LAST WEEKS BIZARRE "24 HOUR WOMAN" INCIDENT. 1624 01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:53,463 WHO IS IT ? 1625 01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:55,160 Eddie: IT IS ME. 1626 01:23:55,204 --> 01:23:57,249 CAN I COME IN ? 1627 01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:01,384 USE YOUR KEY. 1628 01:24:17,008 --> 01:24:18,488 COME HERE, BABY. 1629 01:24:23,362 --> 01:24:24,972 I NEED TO GET MY SUIT. 1630 01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,019 I HAVE AN AUDITION TOMMOROW. 1631 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:31,501 EDDIE... 1632 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:34,373 I'M SORRY. 1633 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,681 FOR THE GUN THING ? 1634 01:24:37,724 --> 01:24:39,291 NO, NOT THAT. 1635 01:24:43,469 --> 01:24:46,211 FOR WHAT I SAID: 1636 01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,866 I WISHED I'D NEVER MET YOU. 1637 01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:52,696 IT IS NOT TRUE. 1638 01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,484 A LOT OF GOOD THINGS CAME FROM THAT. 1639 01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:02,749 I'M SORRY TOO, GRACE. 1640 01:25:02,793 --> 01:25:04,969 FOR WHAT ? 1641 01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:08,407 FOR SAYING IT'S DIFFICULT TO LOVE ME ? 1642 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:11,323 THAT WASN'T IT. 1643 01:25:13,586 --> 01:25:16,328 FOR NOT BEING THERE FOR YOU. 1644 01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:19,766 I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING BUT I GUESS I WASN'T. 1645 01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,379 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1646 01:25:28,297 --> 01:25:29,602 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ? 1647 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:32,562 I DON'T KNOW. 1648 01:25:34,912 --> 01:25:36,392 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ? 1649 01:25:56,063 --> 01:25:58,370 GOD, I WOULD DIE FOR A SHOW RIGHT NOW. 1650 01:26:01,547 --> 01:26:04,681 I WOULD DO A SEGMENT AND NAME IT HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1651 01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:06,857 IT IS A LOT OF WORK. 1652 01:26:10,382 --> 01:26:12,123 HI, GRACE SANTOS. 1653 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,994 I HAVE GOT A SHOW THAT IS PERFECT FOR YOUR NETWORK. 1654 01:26:14,038 --> 01:26:17,084 AND IT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN. 1655 01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:18,825 AND IT IS GOING TO BE REAL PEOPLE. 1656 01:26:18,869 --> 01:26:21,045 JUST REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS. 1657 01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:23,700 HONEY, EVERY TALK SHOW ON EVERY NETWORK 1658 01:26:23,743 --> 01:26:26,137 HAS REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS. 1659 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,747 YEAH, I KNOW, 1660 01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:29,096 BUT WHAT I WANT TO DEAL WITH, 1661 01:26:29,140 --> 01:26:31,969 IS THE LITTLE EVERYDAY STUFF. YOU KNOW ? 1662 01:26:32,012 --> 01:26:35,451 THE LITTLE EVERYDAY STUFF THAT DRIVES US CRAZY. 1663 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,758 DOESN'T SOUND SEXY. 1664 01:26:38,802 --> 01:26:42,762 OH, WELL, IT WILL BE SEXY. 1665 01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:44,634 YEAH, BECAUSE I CAN MAKE IT SEXY. 1666 01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:46,113 DEFINITELY. 1667 01:26:53,425 --> 01:26:54,992 I THINK... 1668 01:26:56,515 --> 01:26:59,126 WE SHOULD GIVE MS. SANTOS A SHOT. 1669 01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:02,869 NO PUN INTENDED! 1670 01:27:11,051 --> 01:27:12,531 I LOVE YOU. 1671 01:27:12,575 --> 01:27:14,141 I LOVE YOU. 1672 01:27:15,186 --> 01:27:15,795 HERE, LET ME GET YOU A CAB. 1673 01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:17,884 NO, NO. TAXI! 1674 01:27:18,972 --> 01:27:21,497 OKAY, YOU ARE GOING TO BE HOOKING UP WITH CHERYL AT THREE-THIRTY. 1675 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:22,846 AND DON'T FORGET TO GO TO THE DRUG STORE 1676 01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:24,891 TO PICK UP LILLY'S EAR DROPS. 1677 01:27:24,935 --> 01:27:28,068 EARDROPS, DRUGSTORE, CHERYL AT THREE-THIRTY. 1678 01:27:28,112 --> 01:27:30,070 YOU GOT THE PRESCRIPTION, RIGHT? FOR HER EARDROPS, RIGHT? 1679 01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:32,899 HONEY, I'M NOT AN IDIOT. I GOT IT. 1680 01:27:32,943 --> 01:27:34,161 I'M SORRY. 1681 01:27:34,205 --> 01:27:36,163 SAY "BYE" TO MOMMY. LILLY, SAY "BYE" TO MOMMY. 1682 01:27:40,603 --> 01:27:42,169 LOVE YOU, TOO. 1683 01:27:51,483 --> 01:27:53,093 IT'S OKAY. MOMMY'S GONNA BE BACK HOME SOON. 1684 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,444 WE'RE DOING GOOD, HUH? 1685 01:27:55,487 --> 01:27:57,446 YEAH, WE ARE DOING GOOD. 1686 01:27:58,447 --> 01:28:00,013 I JUST KEEP TELLING MYSELF THE WORST PART 1687 01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,537 IS GOING TO BE OVER IN 20 YEARS. 1688 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:02,886 OR MORE. 1689 01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,191 WHAT? 1690 01:28:04,235 --> 01:28:06,150 IF WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE. 1691 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,109 ANOTHER ONE ? 1692 01:28:18,945 --> 01:28:20,773 Grace: MADDY! 1693 01:28:23,167 --> 01:28:26,083 I GOT THE NEW DESIGNS FOR THE SET. 1694 01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:27,780 GREAT! 1695 01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:31,175 OKAY, SIR, THE NEXT STOP, THE CHICK'S NETWORK. 1696 01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,612 OH, MY GOD, LOOK. 1697 01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:40,619 THERE SHE GOES, THE 24 HOUR WOMAN. 1698 01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:43,448 BYE, JOAN. 118324