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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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You're about to witness
the strength of snake knowledge.
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Get this motherfuckin'
snake off this motherfuckin' plane!
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Welcome
to Compton, California.
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The Sarge partnered us up together
so I can teach you the ropes, huh?
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So today is your first day
to commence the training
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to become a Compton, California,
police officer.
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My training day.
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Yeah, you can call it that.
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And one of the first lessons
you've gotta learn
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is how to stay cool
under pressure.
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Always expect the unexpected.
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Expect the unexpected.
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You see, I've been on the force
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for 15 years, huh?
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And nothing
surprises me anymore.
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Holy Mother of Jesus!
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Stay cool under pressure.
Stay cool under pressure.
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Screw that, rookie!
It's raining snakes.
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This is some biblical shit
right here!
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Hmm.
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It appears we have an embryo
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from the reptilian
Colubridae family.
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- An undamaged egg.
- Hey, homeboy.
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Neon.
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- Hey, Vurkel.
- Neon...
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Not you, Vurkel!
She's waving at me.
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- Neon.
- What's up?
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- What up, girl?
- Nothing. You're crazy.
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Why are you so early
at the party?
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We ain't even set up yet.
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You know I gotta go
to work later.
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Work? We need you here
so you can sing your verses.
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We not a band without you.
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Reptilian stem cells!
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What you talkin' about, V?
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If I can activate the reptilian stem
cells in this newly hatched snake,
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the potential for growth
would be nearly unlimited.
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Here he goes again.
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I don't know
what he's talking about.
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Why must I be cursed
with a mad scientist roommate?
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- Oh, it tickles.
- Damn, V!
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You better work
on those dance moves
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if you wanna
get any play at the party.
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What party?
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Just a little warm-up gig.
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Did you ask your Grandma?
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I need isolation
for my experiments.
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Don't be a buzzkill, Vurkel.
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Damn, Pinball,
don't be a waxed scrote!
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You should hang with us
at the party, Vurkel.
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Wow, Neon inviting me
to a party.
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I'll go anywhere you go, my lo...
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Whoa, don't get fresh, Boo.
Just bein' neighborly.
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I've gotta study the specimen
in my lab.
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Okay, well,
what you got in there, anyway?
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- What have I got?
- Yeah.
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I got a snake. A little snake.
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- Wanna see him?
- How little are we talk...
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Nobody wants to see
your little snake, Vurkel.
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Only snake Neon wants to see
is Cam's big black mamba.
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Get out of my face.
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- Cam's coming tonight.
- Naturally, Vurkel.
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He is the leader of the crew.
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We wouldn't be
a rap crew without him.
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All hail Cam.
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Cam.
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What's up, what's up? What's up?
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Party, party.
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Those idiots!
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There's so much more to life
than infantile partying.
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I'm more concerned about you
'cause you're small.
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But we'll show them
who's itsy-bitsy.
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First the snake, then...
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They'll never call me
"little man" again.
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All systems ready.
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Activate.
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It works! It works!
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So I was at this
rooftop party the other night,
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I mean, it was totally bangin',
you know what I mean?
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Like, the sound system
up there is baller.
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See, that's what I'm
talkin' about.
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Managing music and shit.
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That's what I want to do.
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Well, I mean, you gotta be,
like, real pro, you know?
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You can't go around mixing business
and pleasure like this, you know?
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When am I gonna hear those new sick
beats you were gonna spin for me?
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You want me to spin it
for business?
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Or pleasure?
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Well, well, well. My man.
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Nice of you
to finally show up.
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I ain't your man, Neon.
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Damn, Cam.
I didn't mean it like that.
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I meant like, my man,
like, my homeboy.
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Aright, girl.
You got those pipes warmed up?
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These people gonna love you once
you drop them bomb dulcet tones.
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Cam, what makes you think
I want somebody's love?
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Child, a girl can't
survive off that.
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She needs cash flow.
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That's all gonna be taken care of once
Uppercase Records sees our talent tomorrow.
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Yo, Pinball!
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Yo, Pinball.
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Pinball, man.
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When you gonna play the track
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for that talent agent friend
of yours, man?
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This is her.
R.E.L., meet Beez Neez.
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Beez Neez! Oh, my God!
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Your raps are T-I-T.
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Yeah. We spared no expense
on this track.
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Nothing but
high production quality.
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Pinball's homegirl's
gots the hookup.
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I got you all
into Uppercase Records tomorrow.
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We meetin'
with the head cat himself.
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They don't need
any more drama, all right?
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Did you all steal the money
to produce that record?
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- Steal? You calling me a thief?
- No!
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- Are you saying we stole?
- No, no, no, no.
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Yo, my man borrowed a grip
from Alley Jaws.
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- Alley Jaws?
- Yeah.
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Yo, that dude is mad shady, yo.
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Ease up, Carrot Top.
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My sweet Carrot Top.
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♪ Couldn't you just get any
Chick to sing your hooks? ♪
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You trippin'.
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Can't any chick just bust glass
with her high notes.
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- Look, that only happened once.
- This crew needs you.
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And what do you need, Cam?
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What I need?
Is to bust a rhyme, son!
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Woo!
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Let's party!
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What?
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Wait. What?
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Work, you infernal machine.
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Cold-blooded y'all ♪
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♪ Bad to the bone ♪
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Curse this modern music!
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All this braggadocio
and fornication.
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♪ Cold-blooded ♪
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♪ So cold-blooded ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yo, I'm so cold-blooded
My heart's barely beatin' ♪
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♪ The doctor checked
My pulse ♪
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♪ 'Cause he thought
I was sleepin' ♪
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♪ But these rhymes
Keep spillin' ♪
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♪ And I'm willin'
To thrill ya ♪
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♪ And I'm chiller
Than a chinchilla ♪
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♪ Chillin' with Godzilla ♪
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♪ Killin' city buildings
Near ya ♪
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♪ With Mothra and Ghidorah ♪
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♪ In Japan I'm the man
But I prefer Siberia ♪
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Fascinating.
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The reptiles seem to be aroused
by the bass frequencies.
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♪ And when the beat drops
I'm a boss like Jack Frost ♪
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♪ Go straight outta Compton
To get your balls thawed ♪
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♪ Watch your
Facebook comments ♪
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♪ Or I'll box you
Like Muhammad ♪
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♪ And knock you out so cold
It'll bust your thermometer ♪
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♪ Let it go like Frozen ♪
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♪ Like Tom Arnold
With Roseanne ♪
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♪ I'm a cold-blooded show man
Like Frosty the Snowman ♪
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♪ The temperature reads
Absolute zero degrees ♪
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♪ Now I gotta pass the mic
To my man Beez Neez ♪
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Now let's see how big
you can get.
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System overload.
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Wait, what?
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Pinball!
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Yo, it's the Alley Jaws.
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Pinball, I thought you said
you were T-I-T tight.
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We are tight.
Just let me talk to him.
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- Pinball!
- He likes me.
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I want my money!
Where you at?
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I can hear your lame-ass beats
a mile away.
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- You better have my money!
- Alley Jaws.
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It's so good to see...
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I thought I recognized the sound
of your AK-47.
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You brought
your beautiful ladies here.
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You always know how
to show up unannounced.
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What can I do for you today?
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- Where's my money?
- Money!
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- Money.
- Money!
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But you said I can pay you back
next week, remember?
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no...
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- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no.
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That is repayment
of the principal sum.
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We are talking
about the interest.
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And I ain't the patient type.
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Unless you want me
to go compound on your ass.
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Compound on my ass?
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Compound's when
I reinvest the interest
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so the interest in the next period
is earned on the principal sum
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and the previously
accrued interest.
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That's compound interest,
bitch.
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Uh-huh, way to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Previous interest
on top of interest, interest...
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Where is my money!
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Be careful where you
pointin' that gun, man.
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What's up, Alley?
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Ooh! Cam!
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Why the negativity?
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No!
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Well, well, if it isn't Cam.
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The wannabe banger
from Compton.
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You know your boy
Pinball over there
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is in some pretty deep
financial shit with me.
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Lay off, man. Those funds were
for all of us in the group.
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Got this audition
tomorrow, see...
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What I see is that
you got money to have a party,
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but not paying me back
the money you owe me
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in accordance with the frequency
computations in our binding contract.
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You made an investment,
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and trust me,
it's gonna pay off in dividends.
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You gonna drop
some verses on us, Cam?
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Shut up, Larissa.
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I used to do your algebra
homework for you, girl.
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- Yeah? I got C's.
- Don't be an asshole.
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Hey!
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Ooh!
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Nobody, but nobody
disrespects my bitches but me!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Shut up!
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Now...
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You're gonna tell me exactly
what happened to my money.
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Before I...
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Nice snake, Cam.
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You dirty mother...
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That was a snake!
You know I hate snakes!
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I be cold-blooded, yo.
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You gonna be dead blooded in a
second is what you're gonna be.
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You leave that boy alone!
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- Miss Jones?
- Go on! Drop your piece.
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Miss Jones, you don't have to...
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You know I care
about you, Cam.
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Fuck you, Alley.
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Get on outta here,
and take your floozies with ya.
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Go on! Leave Cam be.
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This isn't over, Cam.
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- I'll get your money, dog.
- Yeah.
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We got the hookup on a meeting
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at Uppercase Records
tomorrow afternoon.
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- Yeah.
- We get signed.
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- Yeah.
- We be ballin'.
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- Yeah!
- Keep dreaming.
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'Cause that old broad?
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She's not always gonna be there
to protect your fucking ass!
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Watch your language, boy.
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I'll always be here for him.
249
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:01,443
You know what?
I had about enough of him.
250
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,111
Take your ass
on back to Riverside.
251
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,613
Hold me back, I swear.
252
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,418
I already called
the police.
253
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,384
Get on out of here,
floozies.
254
00:14:08,386 --> 00:14:10,720
Come on, bitch,
I mean... ladies.
255
00:14:10,722 --> 00:14:12,355
Yeah, come compound that now.
256
00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,589
- Chill.
- Go on!
257
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,823
Bitch, move it, move it.
258
00:14:14,825 --> 00:14:16,694
- Floozies, go on!
- Come on.
259
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:21,833
Damn. Thusela Jones
saves the day again.
260
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,133
That old gal sure is something.
261
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,634
Thanks, Miss Jones.
Glad you got my back.
262
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,506
Of course, my boy.
263
00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:32,611
But your shenanigans is causing
me to be late for choir practice.
264
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,646
You got some... yayo?
265
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,847
- Uh-uh.
- Crystal?
266
00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:41,552
- Zoom-zoom?
- No, I ain't no dealer.
267
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,786
I mean, I sold Mucinex
to Vurkel one time,
268
00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,821
but that was
in my younger, wilder days.
269
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,822
What an ungrateful
piece of shit.
270
00:14:47,824 --> 00:14:51,629
I just fucking saved your ass,
and you can't even hook a sister up?
271
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,535
How about an aph?
272
00:14:57,769 --> 00:14:59,905
Nah, I'm all right, Miss Jones.
273
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,773
All right, I love you.
I'll see you later.
274
00:15:03,107 --> 00:15:04,509
I'm sure you will.
275
00:15:06,777 --> 00:15:09,445
Clear the space, people.
Clear the space.
276
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:10,913
Cam, you son of a bitch!
277
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:13,515
We got a new hero in Compton.
278
00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,653
- My man, Cam.
- Shut up, Pin.
279
00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:17,787
You need to be
a better communicator.
280
00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:20,089
Ease Alley Jaw's mind.
I know how you are with your phone.
281
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,727
My snake! My snake!
Has anyone seen my snake?
282
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,960
Yeah.
283
00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:28,798
This G right here used it to
bust up a gun-wielding gangster
284
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,633
with your big-ass snake.
285
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,934
Yo, sorry I had to resort
to violence with your snake, V.
286
00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:34,071
It's probably up
in a bush somewhere.
287
00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:37,408
Yeah, yo mom's bush.
288
00:15:38,575 --> 00:15:42,577
Yo, Vurkel, hey, yo mama, man,
she is a real skilled gardener!
289
00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,014
Yeah.
290
00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,511
Back, sucker, back!
291
00:16:18,982 --> 00:16:21,553
Back! Get back!
292
00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:24,756
Oh, no, not today.
293
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:29,091
Thusela Jones will meet the Lord
on her own terms.
294
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,966
Okay, all right.
295
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:41,870
In order to work these streets,
you gotta be these streets, huh?
296
00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,672
You gotta taste these streets.
297
00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,610
You gotta know
what the dealers are selling.
298
00:16:46,644 --> 00:16:48,547
- Take it.
- I don't know about this, boss.
299
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:52,080
- I said take it.
- No, I'm not gonna do it.
300
00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:54,618
What are you, a Mormon, huh?
Jesus freak?
301
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,990
- I'm lactose intolerant, man.
- Lactose intolerant.
302
00:17:00,558 --> 00:17:04,463
You think that dealers care
if you lactose intolerant, huh?
303
00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,132
- You care if he lactose intolerant?
- No, señor.
304
00:17:07,565 --> 00:17:09,565
No, señor. Huh?
305
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:11,700
You a goddamn disgrace,
rookie.
306
00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,201
I don't want you
as my partner,
307
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,304
on the squad,
or on the force.
308
00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:18,477
You can go back to parking
tricycles at Chuck E. Cheese.
309
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,144
What's so important about
your snake anyway, Vurkel?
310
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,880
My invention super charged it
with unstable molecules,
311
00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,618
now it's growing
at an uncontrollable rate.
312
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,787
And it could get bigger.
313
00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:31,755
Big enough to eat a person if
the molecules remain unstable.
314
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,656
So... what you sayin' is,
315
00:17:34,658 --> 00:17:36,093
it's big enough
to eat this Twinkie.
316
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,030
Dude, that's not
a big Twinkie.
317
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:41,098
My Ding Dong is
bigger than that.
318
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:43,033
Yeah.
319
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,037
All right, everybody, let's help
this kid look for his damn snake.
320
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,637
Fine, you want me
to do it, I'll do it.
321
00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,041
Gimme. Give it.
322
00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:03,555
My ninja.
That's how it's done, son.
323
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,790
Oh, betrayed by your
virgin gag reflexes.
324
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,824
Let me get in
on that shit.
325
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:14,632
That's that good shit.
326
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,133
Real cops don't spit.
Swallow that shit down.
327
00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:18,904
Swallow it.
328
00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:20,972
There.
329
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:26,674
Oh, sweet. Guys, guys!
330
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:27,977
Alley Jaws' AK.
331
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:30,045
Don't I look
just like street,
332
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:33,082
hip-hop, gangster,
OG, indica, like...
333
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:34,319
Girl, do you even know
what you're sayin'?
334
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,220
Yeah, I'm just trying to,
you know, like, represent.
335
00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:39,758
I'm just
trying to represent.
336
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,091
Pinche cabrón.
337
00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,136
- Partner!
- Hmm?
338
00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:53,571
Crime in progress?
339
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:57,338
Well, I'll be.
Little white girl with an AK.
340
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,843
How cute.
Finish your damn ice cream.
341
00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:03,878
Don't be playing.
Give me that.
342
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,816
It ain't a toy.
Come on, man.
343
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:08,587
Too much been goin' on today
already, aright?
344
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,353
Crime in progress! Crime in progress!
Get the car, rookie.
345
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:13,821
Hey! You forgot
your ice cream!
346
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,958
All right, drop the gun, son.
Drop the gun, son.
347
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,192
- Easy, easy, easy, drop the gun, son.
- It's not mine, man.
348
00:19:18,194 --> 00:19:20,061
- Aright, aright.
- I understand. I understand.
349
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,696
Get your stupid ass
on the ground.
350
00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:23,164
Down quick,
like your mama on Tuesday.
351
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,034
Get down. Look that way.
Look that way.
352
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,102
Aright, aright.
I told you, man, the gun ain't mine.
353
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:29,872
Possession
of a stolen firearm, huh?
354
00:19:29,874 --> 00:19:31,309
You going down
to the booty house.
355
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,875
All right, go ahead
and book him, rookie.
356
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:36,114
Oh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, uh...
357
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,917
How does one book,
exactly?
358
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,482
It's your training day,
I get it.
359
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,852
Daddy gotta do everything.
Put your hands behind your back.
360
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:45,256
You can't arrest Cam!
361
00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:48,257
We got the biggest gig
of our lives tomorrow.
362
00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:50,291
You think I care
about you kids
363
00:19:50,293 --> 00:19:53,162
and your crunk dub-step
Bieber-believer bullshit?
364
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:57,035
And if I had a dime for every
Compton rapper I arrested, I...
365
00:19:58,703 --> 00:19:59,867
I would have
a whole lot of dimes!
366
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:00,838
Man, come on.
367
00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:05,106
Fame and fortune
are for the weak-minded.
368
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:06,874
You wanna be powerful?
369
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,010
You want real power, huh?
370
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:11,012
You'll be a crooked cop
like me.
371
00:20:11,014 --> 00:20:12,780
- What?
- Crooked cop like me...
372
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:13,481
No, no, no, regular cop.
373
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,017
A regular cop...
374
00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:18,220
A super, upstanding cop cop.
375
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:19,223
- Super up...
- You know what? Never mind.
376
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:23,895
Y'all are really starting
to piss me off.
377
00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:27,128
Now get this trash off this
little white girl's lawn.
378
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,097
Hey, yo, Cam is innocent.
379
00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:30,401
He was protecting us.
380
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:32,800
How about you do your jobs
for a change?
381
00:20:32,802 --> 00:20:35,139
Man, shut your mouth, girl,
before you get locked up too, man.
382
00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,240
- Quiet!
- Just shut up.
383
00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:40,678
I decide who's innocent.
384
00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:43,415
- That's good.
- Ain't that right, Poindexter?
385
00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:45,783
- Me?
- Yeah.
386
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:47,915
Oh, affirmative.
Cam's guilty.
387
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,787
- What?
- What you?
388
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:53,288
He used my mutated snake as a
weapon, and now it's disappeared.
389
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:56,761
Ah, you see how that goes?
You got... a mutated snake?
390
00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:59,361
I invented a centrifugal
field generator
391
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,332
that supercharged it
with unstable molecules...
392
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,303
Cam!
393
00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:08,503
Yo, we're straight up
boned, Beez.
394
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:11,442
Yo, yo, yo,
why don't we just bail out Cam?
395
00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:13,377
Oh, yeah? And with what money?
396
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,176
You used it all
at the studio
397
00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:16,944
makin' those
stupid beats.
398
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:18,282
Download next time,
stupid.
399
00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:22,217
Oh, my beats are stupid?
She said my beats are stupid.
400
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:23,417
- She said my beats, my beats...
- Dumb. Idiotic.
401
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:24,553
My beats, my beats are stupid?
402
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:25,953
- Retarded.
- Oh, really?
403
00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:28,022
- Not understanding me?
- Well, my bad.
404
00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:31,762
Sorry if I wanted to make sure
the bass frequencies were bangin'!
405
00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:34,429
Why don't you just
bail out Cam?
406
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:36,298
With the little money I
make I earn the hard way
407
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,232
by putting in work.
408
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,870
So until you can prove to me
that this rap shit will work,
409
00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:41,004
I'm out.
410
00:21:41,972 --> 00:21:43,305
Yo, R.E.L.s,
can you drop me off at the club?
411
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,777
Yeah, sister,
I got your back. Yo!
412
00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:51,246
I did not get you that
audition at Uppercase
413
00:21:51,248 --> 00:21:54,986
just because I wanted to get
shwerp figgety on your snobelisk.
414
00:21:56,287 --> 00:21:58,886
I got it for you because
you and your crew,
415
00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,824
you got something
real special.
416
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,928
I sure as hell hope you got some
money left over from Alley Jaws.
417
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:08,366
At least enough to bail
Cam out by 3 p.m. tomorrow.
418
00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:10,100
Yo, R.E.L.s,
I'm a be late!
419
00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:11,970
Yeah, yo, I'm coming.
420
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:19,910
Get your shit together.
421
00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:27,418
Menorah out.
422
00:22:34,023 --> 00:22:35,392
F that noise!
423
00:22:35,893 --> 00:22:40,265
We gonna bailout Cam,
and we gonna rock this audition!
424
00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:43,100
All right, well, how are we gonna
come up with this cash, man?
425
00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:45,400
♪ Four, three, two, one ♪
426
00:22:49,505 --> 00:22:52,039
Yo, man, I don't,
I don't know about this, Pin.
427
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,378
Like, this is not something
that Cam would approve of, man.
428
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:57,915
Cam ain't here!
Let's go.
429
00:23:00,984 --> 00:23:04,888
♪ Damn, girl,
Your legs don't feel Like hot dogs ♪
430
00:23:05,188 --> 00:23:07,623
Hey, man.
Thanks for doing the begging today.
431
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,859
People are intolerant.
432
00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:10,224
We gotta stick together.
433
00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:12,260
Society's turned
a blind eye.
434
00:23:12,262 --> 00:23:15,329
That's why we gotta keep ours
open, keep our butts safe.
435
00:23:15,331 --> 00:23:19,166
You know what they say, open
eyes, open hearts, open butts.
436
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,004
Ain't that the truth?
437
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:23,540
Say, friend,
do you have any narcotics?
438
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,242
Of course I do.
439
00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:28,109
It's why I'm homeless
in the first place.
440
00:23:28,111 --> 00:23:30,214
- Yeah.
- Addiction is ruining my life.
441
00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:31,316
Ha.
442
00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:34,916
Oh, this is my jam!
443
00:23:34,918 --> 00:23:35,953
Turn that up.
444
00:23:41,524 --> 00:23:44,092
Well, I'm getting tired.
I'm gonna go hit the sack.
445
00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:46,494
And I mean the literal sack
that I sleep in on the ground.
446
00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:48,031
You know, and I'll do
the same in a few.
447
00:23:49,532 --> 00:23:52,936
First, I gotta go defecate in public
since restrooms are for customers only.
448
00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,556
Not sure why anyone tries
to read arousing material
449
00:24:14,558 --> 00:24:16,027
while attempting
a bowel movement.
450
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,361
It's weird.
451
00:24:19,629 --> 00:24:20,598
I'm still doing it, though.
452
00:24:27,972 --> 00:24:29,507
Oh, God!
453
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:36,247
Get the hell out of my tent,
you homeless piece of shit.
454
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,282
Help me.
455
00:24:46,357 --> 00:24:49,324
Uppercase Records sports some of
the loudest sound systems available
456
00:24:49,326 --> 00:24:51,727
in all of Los Angeles,
457
00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:54,997
but the recent rooftop parties have left
some local residents less than impressed.
458
00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:57,132
Sir, what are your thoughts
on the noise?
459
00:24:57,134 --> 00:25:00,104
This is a stick-up, sucker!
So stay cool!
460
00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:04,472
- Damn!
- Jesus!
461
00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,243
I am staying cool.
462
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,378
Oh, you want to rob me?
463
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:11,480
Don't be pussies.
You better fucking rob me!
464
00:25:11,482 --> 00:25:14,415
- Drop your weapon!
- Only after you shoot me.
465
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:17,285
None of the other robbers
had the balls to shoot me!
466
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:19,387
What's wrong with you, old man?
This is not how it's supposed to go.
467
00:25:19,389 --> 00:25:21,589
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
468
00:25:21,591 --> 00:25:24,259
You didn't even ask
about the cash in the ATM!
469
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,428
Or the money
in the safe in back!
470
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,195
We're supposed to ask
those questions?
471
00:25:28,197 --> 00:25:30,097
Shoot me! Shoot me!
472
00:25:32,202 --> 00:25:34,439
You, oh!
473
00:25:35,472 --> 00:25:37,672
You wimpy girly man.
474
00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,376
You threw your gun at me?
475
00:25:41,578 --> 00:25:43,513
I didn't have any bullets,
that's the thing.
476
00:25:44,348 --> 00:25:47,417
You, shoot out
the security camera.
477
00:25:48,452 --> 00:25:49,785
And we can talk.
478
00:25:49,787 --> 00:25:52,753
Yeah, I...
I also forgot to load my gun.
479
00:25:52,755 --> 00:25:54,224
So dumb.
480
00:25:54,825 --> 00:25:56,458
He's shooting!
481
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:02,596
Good job, my friends.
482
00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:06,136
So I recently took out
a large theft insurance policy.
483
00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:11,376
You will be providing my worthless
kids with a better future.
484
00:26:19,249 --> 00:26:23,387
Oh, and here's a crowbar
for the ATM machine.
485
00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:33,828
I thought you were
takin' us downtown, yo.
486
00:26:33,830 --> 00:26:34,732
Why we back here?
487
00:26:35,232 --> 00:26:36,634
Because, huh?
488
00:26:37,134 --> 00:26:38,599
I got a very important lesson
489
00:26:38,601 --> 00:26:40,335
to teach my rookie partner
here, huh?
490
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,537
It's his first day
on the job.
491
00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:45,175
Yeah. And it's
my training day, too.
492
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,409
Yeah, you told me
what today is, yo.
493
00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,577
Could y'all hurry the hell up
and book us, or whatever?
494
00:26:49,579 --> 00:26:51,313
I'm tired of breathin'
Vurkel's farts.
495
00:26:51,315 --> 00:26:52,482
It's not me.
496
00:26:53,317 --> 00:26:54,749
I know your scent,
Geordi La Forge.
497
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:57,088
Don't play that silent
but deadly shit with me.
498
00:26:58,288 --> 00:26:59,624
Triflin', man, damn.
499
00:27:02,592 --> 00:27:04,125
So what's
the lesson, boss?
500
00:27:04,127 --> 00:27:04,729
Shh.
501
00:27:05,963 --> 00:27:08,732
There's a lot of homeless people,
hang out around this spot.
502
00:27:09,433 --> 00:27:11,866
Oh, yeah, easy targets.
503
00:27:11,868 --> 00:27:14,469
Oh, look at you.
I underestimated you, son.
504
00:27:14,471 --> 00:27:15,573
You're not as stupid
as you look.
505
00:27:15,873 --> 00:27:18,142
There still might be
some hope for you.
506
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:22,544
So here's the thing, if you want to learn
to hassle people like a real cop, huh?
507
00:27:22,546 --> 00:27:24,415
You gotta start at the bottom.
508
00:27:25,281 --> 00:27:26,416
So get your nightstick out.
509
00:27:27,783 --> 00:27:30,353
These people will take
all kinds of abuse.
510
00:27:34,457 --> 00:27:36,194
Looks like somebody
already beat us to it.
511
00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:46,804
Is this the work
of some sick psycho-killer?
512
00:27:47,703 --> 00:27:50,441
- Are we going to investigate?
- Man, hell, no!
513
00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:56,481
Nobody cares about a bunch
of mutilated bums.
514
00:27:56,746 --> 00:27:58,115
And you can write that down.
515
00:27:59,282 --> 00:28:01,118
This city ain't capable
of handling this many leeches.
516
00:28:02,685 --> 00:28:06,256
How many leeches, exactly,
can the city handle, though?
517
00:28:07,191 --> 00:28:09,827
I will drag your ass up and down
the street by your baby nuts.
518
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,763
Anyway, I say we forget
all this nonsense,
519
00:28:15,765 --> 00:28:17,766
go raid one of those
Asian massage parlors,
520
00:28:17,768 --> 00:28:18,933
get our almonds milked.
521
00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:20,602
Almonds milked.
522
00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:22,938
But first,
I need a Slurpee.
523
00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:23,641
Slurpee.
524
00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:39,156
We going downtown yet?
I ain't got all day.
525
00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:43,258
Going to
the convenience store.
526
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,625
It's hot.
527
00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:45,795
Keep your mouth shut,
you might get a Slurpee.
528
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:52,634
- What was that?
- I ain't hit shit. Let's roll.
529
00:29:03,413 --> 00:29:04,415
It might sting.
530
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:09,186
I'm sorry I threw my
plastic piece at you, Yoon.
531
00:29:09,619 --> 00:29:11,488
From the back, you dummy.
532
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:17,628
Do I have to do everything?
533
00:29:24,635 --> 00:29:27,368
If you guys were hardcore
street motherfuckers,
534
00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:28,869
you'd put an end
to my miserable life.
535
00:29:31,707 --> 00:29:33,907
Then I wouldn't have to deal
with my bitch of a wife.
536
00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:35,910
And shitty kids.
537
00:29:35,912 --> 00:29:38,012
Can't even play
video games themselves.
538
00:29:38,014 --> 00:29:40,714
They have to watch others
do it on fucking YouTube.
539
00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:43,917
Look, man, you don't gotta
give us all the cash.
540
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:45,854
- Save some for yourself.
- Yeah, man.
541
00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:47,321
Buy your wife
something really nice.
542
00:29:47,323 --> 00:29:48,789
You don't even
know my wife.
543
00:29:52,863 --> 00:29:55,499
Her unibrow is so thick that
her forehead looks like a...
544
00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,500
caterpillar is
fucking her eyebrows.
545
00:29:58,668 --> 00:30:00,870
This mofo right here
is gangsta.
546
00:30:01,704 --> 00:30:02,572
Oh, it's on.
547
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,775
Quick, go out the back door.
548
00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:07,612
I don't know anything!
549
00:30:10,446 --> 00:30:11,781
Back.
550
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,884
- Oh, my God.
- Go, go, go, go!
551
00:30:15,251 --> 00:30:15,886
- Run! Pick up your feet.
- Go, go, go, go.
552
00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:18,586
- Shit.
- Go faster.
553
00:30:18,588 --> 00:30:21,658
Sir, do you speak English?
554
00:30:21,857 --> 00:30:24,828
- Run, run.
- Oh, shit!
555
00:30:25,361 --> 00:30:26,663
What the fuck?
556
00:30:28,598 --> 00:30:31,333
Don't worry,
I'll call the paramedics.
557
00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:33,471
No, just let me bleed out.
558
00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:38,408
Drop your weapons, pooh butts, huh?
Y'all forget something?
559
00:30:38,642 --> 00:30:41,476
Listen, cop,
there's somethin' out there.
560
00:30:41,478 --> 00:30:43,948
There's something in here.
I'm your worst nightmare.
561
00:30:44,447 --> 00:30:47,115
- But it's a giant snake, yo!
- A big snake.
562
00:30:47,117 --> 00:30:49,851
I eat snakes.
They call me Mongoose Mike.
563
00:30:49,853 --> 00:30:52,354
You crazy!
The snake out there, it's huge.
564
00:30:52,356 --> 00:30:53,621
It wants to bite us.
565
00:30:53,623 --> 00:30:55,457
It wants to bite...
I want to bite you, huh?
566
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:56,761
I'm a wolf.
567
00:30:57,027 --> 00:30:59,661
In order to protect the
flock, you gotta be a wolf.
568
00:30:59,663 --> 00:31:01,332
It takes a wolf
to catch a wolf.
569
00:31:01,697 --> 00:31:03,698
And what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna skin you, huh?
570
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,133
And I'm gonna wear you
like sheep's clothing.
571
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,604
I'm gonna be in disguise.
572
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:09,069
What?
573
00:31:09,071 --> 00:31:11,005
Come on. Get your
dumb asses over here.
574
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:11,876
Come on. Come on!
575
00:31:15,011 --> 00:31:17,548
This is taking too long, man.
I'm ready to go, man.
576
00:31:20,483 --> 00:31:21,715
Holy Mary J. Blige.
577
00:31:21,717 --> 00:31:24,688
My big beautiful snake!
578
00:31:24,988 --> 00:31:27,422
- What the hell?
- Although she does look a little bit off.
579
00:31:27,424 --> 00:31:28,823
- You think?
- Yeah.
580
00:31:28,825 --> 00:31:29,960
I think she remembers me.
581
00:31:40,169 --> 00:31:41,970
I think she remembers me.
582
00:31:41,972 --> 00:31:44,105
Snakes can detect scents and
odors over great distances,
583
00:31:44,107 --> 00:31:46,444
and most people don't know
this, but I know...
584
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:49,176
Oh! No, no, no!
I got you.
585
00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:52,413
- No! Oh, hell no!
- My baby. My baby.
586
00:31:52,415 --> 00:31:53,517
I love you.
587
00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,855
Oh, baby...
588
00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:00,790
Well, I'll be...
589
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,894
A 2754-B.
590
00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:06,696
There's a code for a giant
snake eating a person?
591
00:32:07,496 --> 00:32:10,767
Specifies a reptile.
Not necessarily a snake.
592
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:18,608
Okay, snake, drop the nerd,
unless this anaconda wants some.
593
00:32:19,142 --> 00:32:21,576
Oh, God!
594
00:32:21,578 --> 00:32:23,547
Wee! Ow.
595
00:32:28,018 --> 00:32:30,054
Dumb animal.
596
00:32:36,992 --> 00:32:37,761
Oh, shit.
597
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,867
Fuck the police!
598
00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,515
You.
599
00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:11,462
Yo, I think we're free to go.
600
00:33:19,935 --> 00:33:21,638
Welcome to the booty house.
601
00:33:23,507 --> 00:33:24,873
Shit.
602
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,807
I've gotta get in there.
Did you guys see my snake?
603
00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:29,711
Get your mutagen hands off me.
604
00:33:29,713 --> 00:33:30,947
That thing tried to eat you.
605
00:33:35,618 --> 00:33:37,050
Slippery when wet.
606
00:33:37,052 --> 00:33:38,252
You gotta help capture it
so I can run more tests.
607
00:33:38,254 --> 00:33:40,555
You are Franken-crazy!
608
00:33:40,557 --> 00:33:43,124
Yo, man, your lust for knowledge
has apparently driven you mad, man.
609
00:33:43,126 --> 00:33:44,094
Aha!
610
00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:49,232
Put your hands in the air
like you just don't care, now!
611
00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,203
All right, now, get over there.
612
00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:56,807
Where? This way?
613
00:33:57,106 --> 00:33:58,641
No, not over there. Over there.
614
00:33:59,943 --> 00:34:02,146
Oh, no, no.
615
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,979
What you all waitin' on?
Get in, come on, let's go.
616
00:34:05,981 --> 00:34:08,149
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, man.
617
00:34:08,151 --> 00:34:09,683
- Get in.
- Let's get outta here, man.
618
00:34:09,685 --> 00:34:11,155
Hey, hey.
619
00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:13,591
Fuck yeah, sucker!
620
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,165
Oh, my snake.
621
00:34:21,731 --> 00:34:23,501
My beautiful snake.
622
00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:24,934
Where are you?
623
00:34:29,305 --> 00:34:31,140
Damn it. They got away.
624
00:34:33,142 --> 00:34:36,813
- I'll radio for help.
- No, negative, rookie, huh?
625
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:39,814
- This stays between us.
- You got it.
626
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,018
- All right?
- Mm-hmm.
627
00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:43,750
I'm not gonna look
like some fool
628
00:34:43,752 --> 00:34:46,354
who let a couple of pooh-butt
asses steal his car.
629
00:34:46,356 --> 00:34:47,258
- No.
- No.
630
00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:49,025
Maybe...
631
00:34:51,794 --> 00:34:53,160
This is what I need.
632
00:34:53,162 --> 00:34:54,629
Goddamn litterbug.
Pick that shit up.
633
00:34:54,631 --> 00:34:56,029
May have gotten down
into the plumbing
634
00:34:56,031 --> 00:34:57,267
after it broke one of
the toilets back there.
635
00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:04,607
Yo, why we stoppin', C?
636
00:35:04,874 --> 00:35:07,207
- We gotta turn around.
- Turn around for what?
637
00:35:07,209 --> 00:35:09,377
Hit us with them thoughts, homie.
What are you talking about?
638
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:11,178
I'm the reason
that snake got away.
639
00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:12,779
We gotta go back and stop it.
640
00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:15,350
Yo, we did not
set you out of jail
641
00:35:15,352 --> 00:35:17,951
to get eaten by no giant snake!
642
00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:20,754
Man, first off, you didn't bust me out.
I got myself out.
643
00:35:20,756 --> 00:35:23,658
And second, I'm not even gone
five minutes and y'all thuggin'?
644
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:25,229
Knockin' over
convenience stores?
645
00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,694
We didn't even have
any real guns.
646
00:35:27,696 --> 00:35:29,930
We wasn't gonna hurt nobody.
We were just playin'.
647
00:35:29,932 --> 00:35:33,401
The cops, they have real guns,
and real training.
648
00:35:33,403 --> 00:35:35,403
Let them deal with the snake!
649
00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:37,575
See us, we rappers.
650
00:35:38,307 --> 00:35:40,610
We need to get ready
for our audition tomorrow.
651
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,711
Look, Cam, man,
homie has a point, man.
652
00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:46,881
I would prefer to not
get eaten by a giant snake.
653
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:50,685
- So, what we gonna do, Cam?
- What we gonna do, Cam?
654
00:35:50,687 --> 00:35:51,355
What we gonna do?
655
00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:56,392
Now?
656
00:35:56,892 --> 00:35:58,292
We're gonna go
get our girl Neon.
657
00:35:58,294 --> 00:35:59,961
We got an audition.
658
00:35:59,963 --> 00:36:01,332
- All right?
- That's what I'm talking about, man.
659
00:36:09,071 --> 00:36:10,807
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
660
00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,944
Your training day turning into a
real shit show, ain't it, rookie?
661
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:15,843
Yeah, first
I lost my gun,
662
00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:17,278
and then they showed
me their buttocks.
663
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,249
Yeah, never mind all that.
We got bigger fish to fry.
664
00:36:21,151 --> 00:36:24,419
We catch this snake,
and I'll be famous, huh?
665
00:36:24,421 --> 00:36:26,720
We talkin' about the cover
of Time magazine,
666
00:36:26,722 --> 00:36:28,221
maybe even YouTube.
667
00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:31,028
So the snake is stuck down
in the toilet hole.
668
00:36:31,361 --> 00:36:34,261
So what I need you to do is take
your shrimpy little girl hands,
669
00:36:34,263 --> 00:36:36,633
stick it down the drain,
and just...
670
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:38,901
pull the snake out.
671
00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:41,805
- Down the drain?
- Mm-hmm.
672
00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:44,372
But poo poo
goes down there.
673
00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:47,308
And so will your job if you don't get
down there like a good little rookie
674
00:36:47,310 --> 00:36:49,113
and pull out that goddamn snake!
675
00:36:53,348 --> 00:36:54,151
Can you...
676
00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:00,287
Get down there!
677
00:37:00,289 --> 00:37:02,291
Get elbow deep
in those pipes, Mario.
678
00:37:05,127 --> 00:37:07,227
- Okay.
- You feel anything?
679
00:37:07,229 --> 00:37:09,932
No, no. I think...
680
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,966
So you got it?
681
00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:14,035
I got it, I got it.
682
00:37:14,037 --> 00:37:16,002
Whatever you do, you treat it
like your first piece of pussy,
683
00:37:16,004 --> 00:37:17,171
and you never let it go.
684
00:37:17,173 --> 00:37:18,274
You hold onto that snake!
685
00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:22,979
Come on! Come on, rook!
686
00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:28,084
I think that's all of it.
687
00:37:30,153 --> 00:37:31,021
Come on, man!
688
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:35,125
This shit just got personal.
689
00:37:36,191 --> 00:37:39,829
Oh, God. I lost my watch!
690
00:37:48,403 --> 00:37:52,943
Experiment backfired.
Infected by snake saliva.
691
00:37:53,943 --> 00:37:57,314
Human DNA molecules are broken down
by unstable reptilian molecules.
692
00:37:58,414 --> 00:37:59,316
Let's make an antidote.
693
00:38:29,144 --> 00:38:32,412
Cam, I thought you were in jail.
694
00:38:32,414 --> 00:38:34,582
- Early release.
- Then why'd you come in here?
695
00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:37,017
Look, you know I don't like you
comin' in my place of work.
696
00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:38,986
- Now, you need to...
- Neon, we need you to come with us.
697
00:38:38,988 --> 00:38:40,287
You need to get out
of here right now.
698
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:41,824
- Neon.
- Oh, hell no.
699
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:46,593
You mofos have a lot of nerve
showing your asses in here.
700
00:38:46,595 --> 00:38:47,497
Your dough.
701
00:38:48,832 --> 00:38:50,100
As promised.
702
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,000
We appreciate the loan,
but she's comin' with us.
703
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,038
I already paid
for my full half hour.
704
00:38:56,305 --> 00:38:58,906
I ain't taking no for an answer.
She's done with you.
705
00:38:58,908 --> 00:39:00,941
- Yeah, come on.
- Fuck you, Cam, this is my job.
706
00:39:00,943 --> 00:39:03,012
We sign to Uppercase tomorrow,
you won't have to do this no more.
707
00:39:03,546 --> 00:39:05,946
That's hella rich, homeboy.
708
00:39:05,948 --> 00:39:06,816
Hella rich.
709
00:39:07,316 --> 00:39:10,086
Well, since you killed my boner,
710
00:39:11,386 --> 00:39:14,955
why don't we settle this
right here, right now.
711
00:39:14,957 --> 00:39:17,124
There's nothin' to settle.
I just came to get my girl.
712
00:39:17,126 --> 00:39:18,394
I'm not your girl, remember?
713
00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:21,962
She's my girl, like a homegirl.
You know what I mean.
714
00:39:21,964 --> 00:39:23,267
She's a key part of the crew.
715
00:39:24,234 --> 00:39:26,970
If you are such
a goddamn artist,
716
00:39:27,437 --> 00:39:28,970
why don't you
bust a rhyme right now?
717
00:39:28,972 --> 00:39:30,174
You?
718
00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:32,874
- No, you.
- You?
719
00:39:32,876 --> 00:39:34,475
- You. You.
- You?
720
00:39:34,477 --> 00:39:37,245
You standin' right here
in this very spot
721
00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:38,915
in this strip club,
steppin' to me?
722
00:39:39,515 --> 00:39:42,152
Any moron can bust
a rhyme, right?
723
00:39:42,551 --> 00:39:45,254
Oh!
724
00:39:45,488 --> 00:39:47,888
- Okay, we doing it?
- Mm-hmm.
725
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,323
- We doin' it right.
- We're doing it now.
726
00:39:49,325 --> 00:39:52,593
- Let's get it.
- Get the fuck out of my way.
727
00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:55,263
All right, you people.
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
728
00:39:55,265 --> 00:39:59,466
Excuse me while I interrupt
your regularly scheduled tittays
729
00:39:59,468 --> 00:40:04,971
to call out this wannabe,
poser rapper Cam.
730
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:08,511
Give me a beat!
731
00:40:16,618 --> 00:40:19,352
♪ Yo, my name is Alley Jaws
Yes, that is my name ♪
732
00:40:19,354 --> 00:40:22,256
♪ I bust a mad rhyme
That is never the same ♪
733
00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:25,125
♪ 'Cause I run this club
Like rub-a-dub dub ♪
734
00:40:25,127 --> 00:40:28,231
♪ Three men in a tub
Full of bub, yeah ♪
735
00:40:29,631 --> 00:40:30,533
Yeah!
736
00:40:34,504 --> 00:40:36,169
♪ I rhyme like a butterfly ♪
737
00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:39,406
♪ Sting like a bug
With a stinger ♪
738
00:40:39,408 --> 00:40:42,343
♪ Yeah, yo,
Here's my middle finger ♪
739
00:40:42,345 --> 00:40:45,111
♪ Daddy, I can really rhyme
No matter what you say ♪
740
00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:48,249
♪ I really like girls
Daddy, I'm not gay ♪
741
00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:50,517
♪ Cam and his crew,
They been frontin' ♪
742
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,218
♪ No, you leave now ♪
743
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,457
♪ Or I'll put
Your dick in my mouth ♪
744
00:40:57,126 --> 00:40:59,160
- Show me what you got.
- Yo, man, give me that.
745
00:41:02,597 --> 00:41:05,201
♪ Yo, Alley Jaws up in here ♪
746
00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:08,504
♪ Yo, Alley Jaws
All of your plots ♪
747
00:41:09,372 --> 00:41:12,205
This beat is stupid,
it's sabotage.
748
00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:13,406
Yo, Pin, this dude's whacked.
749
00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:16,076
- Tell him.
- No, it's the beat.
750
00:41:16,078 --> 00:41:17,678
Hey, cop prostitute, yo.
751
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,018
Take this to DJ Spliff,
he fancies you sexually, girl.
752
00:41:22,118 --> 00:41:23,984
I'm gonna break him in two
like a motherfucker.
753
00:41:23,986 --> 00:41:25,752
- Snap him in half. You go, girl!
- Yeah!
754
00:41:25,754 --> 00:41:28,756
The timing's wrong,
so all of y'all know my flow.
755
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:31,392
Hey, can I give you a blowjob
in the bathroom?
756
00:41:31,394 --> 00:41:32,261
Please!
757
00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:39,133
It's just the beat, you know?
It's the beat, it's not me.
758
00:41:45,675 --> 00:41:48,743
♪ Yo, Alley Jaws up in here
You're callin' me a faker ♪
759
00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:51,312
♪ Think you got sick burns
But I'm about to cremate ya ♪
760
00:41:51,314 --> 00:41:53,613
♪ Whipped you once already
With my snake haymaker ♪
761
00:41:53,615 --> 00:41:56,216
♪ You're Alley Jaws
But I'm a Wonka jawbreaker ♪
762
00:42:23,479 --> 00:42:24,812
♪ You say that I'm frontin' ♪
763
00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:26,214
♪ Say any whack sucker
Can rhyme ♪
764
00:42:26,216 --> 00:42:28,448
♪ But you're living a lie
I'm about to tell you why ♪
765
00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:29,383
♪ While you loitering
Acting like ♪
766
00:42:29,385 --> 00:42:31,584
♪ You enjoy staring at tits ♪
767
00:42:31,586 --> 00:42:33,486
♪ Your boy's getting annoyed
With your Freudian slips ♪
768
00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:35,555
♪ And while there's no shame
In suckin' my dick ♪
769
00:42:35,557 --> 00:42:38,227
♪ I wouldn't have it
If the galaxy depended on it ♪
770
00:42:38,461 --> 00:42:41,194
♪ Yeah, I wanted to deal,
But it came to this ♪
771
00:42:41,196 --> 00:42:43,464
♪ I wanted to deal,
But you had to dis ♪
772
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:44,799
♪ Your pride could have
Been spared ♪
773
00:42:44,801 --> 00:42:46,167
♪ But you tried
To match wits ♪
774
00:42:46,169 --> 00:42:48,435
♪ So Mr. Alley Jaws,
Sit on your thumb and twist ♪
775
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,343
Yo, Beez, finish it.
776
00:42:58,548 --> 00:43:00,450
What is that?
777
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:07,490
Keep that ho behind that door!
778
00:43:09,124 --> 00:43:13,329
Ho door. Ho door. Ho door.
Ho door. Ho door. Ho door.
779
00:43:26,776 --> 00:43:27,810
Holy shit!
780
00:43:28,845 --> 00:43:30,480
Go, go, go, go!
781
00:43:47,796 --> 00:43:48,830
What do we do, boss?
782
00:43:48,832 --> 00:43:52,335
Uh... I'll run that way,
you bitches run that way.
783
00:43:54,236 --> 00:43:56,837
- But we should stick together!
- No, no, no, no.
784
00:43:56,839 --> 00:43:58,575
That's exactly what the snake
wants you to do.
785
00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:04,145
Ready? Run in a zig-zag.
Go! Go! Go!
786
00:44:04,147 --> 00:44:05,715
I love you! Go!
787
00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:18,127
Show me what you got, snake.
788
00:44:24,367 --> 00:44:27,303
Yo, I need to borrow this.
789
00:44:29,238 --> 00:44:31,875
Very nice boobs, by the way.
You won the DNA lottery.
790
00:44:39,347 --> 00:44:40,382
That's all you got?
791
00:44:41,816 --> 00:44:44,153
I've had penny rides at the grocery
store that are better than this.
792
00:44:52,894 --> 00:44:54,396
Back up. Back!
793
00:44:55,363 --> 00:44:56,566
Cam, wake up, man.
794
00:44:58,301 --> 00:44:59,566
You think I'm scared of you?
795
00:44:59,568 --> 00:45:01,301
I done sucked dicks
bigger than you,
796
00:45:01,303 --> 00:45:04,307
and they went crying home
to their mama, too. Back up.
797
00:45:13,348 --> 00:45:15,184
Let off some steam, snake.
798
00:45:18,955 --> 00:45:20,223
- Girl!
- Cam?
799
00:45:21,356 --> 00:45:22,522
- Baby, wake up.
- Cam? Come on, Cam.
800
00:45:22,524 --> 00:45:25,225
- Time to wake up!
- Come on, man.
801
00:45:25,227 --> 00:45:27,595
- Cam.
- Wake up, wake up, wake up.
802
00:45:27,597 --> 00:45:29,598
- Wake up.
- Cam!
803
00:45:39,874 --> 00:45:42,211
Oh, shit, Tupac.
804
00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:44,647
Greetings and salutations,
Cameron.
805
00:45:45,747 --> 00:45:48,649
Biggie Smalls,
the Notorious B.I.G.
806
00:45:48,651 --> 00:45:50,252
- What up, playa?
- Affirmative.
807
00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:52,689
And the same to you,
my good chap.
808
00:45:52,988 --> 00:45:55,891
Oh, man, I know what this is.
I'm dead, ain't I?
809
00:45:56,758 --> 00:45:59,762
Nah, you got pranked.
It's a dream sequence, man.
810
00:46:00,263 --> 00:46:01,495
So what are y'all saying?
811
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:04,031
I prefer my dream sequences
to involve flying.
812
00:46:04,033 --> 00:46:06,933
Or banging my old babysitter,
Stephanie, on the couch,
813
00:46:06,935 --> 00:46:09,870
floatin' in a giant bowl
of macaroni and cheese.
814
00:46:09,872 --> 00:46:11,975
You must persevere,
my son.
815
00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:15,575
Go to the audition.
Let the world see your talent.
816
00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,913
That's what I did.
Look where it got me.
817
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,950
I sold more albums
than anybody while I was dead.
818
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:23,453
I mean, I'm still alive.
819
00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:26,020
Easy for you to say, Pac.
820
00:46:26,022 --> 00:46:28,888
You're not the one that's got some
dumbass snake messin' up your every move.
821
00:46:28,890 --> 00:46:29,825
Forget that snake.
822
00:46:30,993 --> 00:46:32,295
It's not your problem.
823
00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,629
Rutherford B.
Hayes, 19th President of the United States?
824
00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:37,997
Man, this doesn't
make any sense.
825
00:46:37,999 --> 00:46:39,767
What are y'all telling me to do?
826
00:46:39,769 --> 00:46:40,933
You're gonna have
to make a choice.
827
00:46:40,935 --> 00:46:42,872
Your fate is intertwined
with the snake.
828
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:45,071
Like two snakes.
829
00:46:45,073 --> 00:46:47,674
Your mind is struggling
with choices, Cam.
830
00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:49,843
You've got another mission
to fulfill with your rap crew.
831
00:46:49,845 --> 00:46:52,446
Come on, Cam.
Go to the audition!
832
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:54,415
Aright, this shit
doesn't make any sense.
833
00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:55,982
It was all a dream.
834
00:46:55,984 --> 00:46:58,886
Charlotte Bronte,
author of Jane Eyre.
835
00:46:58,888 --> 00:47:00,757
- Cam, come on, Cam.
- Rutherford B. Hayes!
836
00:47:02,091 --> 00:47:03,893
- He's come to.
- Cam!
837
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,493
What... what happened?
838
00:47:06,495 --> 00:47:10,997
Dude... you got knocked
the friggity jiggity out!
839
00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:12,433
- What?
- Come on, let's get you inside.
840
00:47:12,435 --> 00:47:15,602
- Can you stand up?
- Of course I can stand up.
841
00:47:15,604 --> 00:47:16,740
- Come on.
- We got you.
842
00:47:18,106 --> 00:47:20,009
Oh, yeah. Come on.
843
00:47:24,046 --> 00:47:26,316
Not thessse people.
844
00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:29,918
They're so unsssivilized.
845
00:47:33,823 --> 00:47:36,693
Tonight has been
caca goo-goo!
846
00:47:36,926 --> 00:47:39,796
There is a snake
terrorizing Compton!
847
00:47:39,995 --> 00:47:41,665
Swallowing up people!
848
00:47:41,863 --> 00:47:45,367
And it squeezed titty juice
on my face.
849
00:47:46,035 --> 00:47:46,970
Titty juice!
850
00:47:48,671 --> 00:47:50,671
How are we gonna take care
of this snake?
851
00:47:50,673 --> 00:47:52,742
Perhaps I can stop it.
852
00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:57,414
Vurkel?
853
00:47:59,682 --> 00:48:01,482
What the hell happened to you?
854
00:48:01,484 --> 00:48:02,786
I was infected by the snake.
855
00:48:03,818 --> 00:48:05,419
I created an antidote
856
00:48:05,421 --> 00:48:08,488
that neutralizes the
unstable reptilian molecules,
857
00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:11,093
but I only could synthesize
enough for one large dose.
858
00:48:11,727 --> 00:48:13,160
I could use it to cure myself,
859
00:48:13,162 --> 00:48:14,897
or I can use it
to destroy the snake.
860
00:48:15,164 --> 00:48:17,464
Then make some more, Brainiac!
861
00:48:17,466 --> 00:48:19,868
You're not lissstening to me.
862
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:25,638
The specific set of circumstances that
caused this mutation in the first place
863
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,444
were so random that recreating the
same concoction could take months.
864
00:48:28,711 --> 00:48:29,678
You gotta make this right.
865
00:48:30,546 --> 00:48:31,879
You made the snake,
866
00:48:31,881 --> 00:48:34,113
it's your responsibility
to get rid of it.
867
00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:36,082
Nah, man, we gotta help.
868
00:48:36,084 --> 00:48:38,718
And you are in no
position to do anything.
869
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,453
- I'm good, man, I'm good.
- Just relax.
870
00:48:40,455 --> 00:48:41,557
I'm cool.
871
00:48:45,127 --> 00:48:47,861
We're tore up, honey.
Can't you just bring it to the cops?
872
00:48:47,863 --> 00:48:49,863
The copsss, yes.
873
00:48:49,865 --> 00:48:51,935
Just be careful, Vurkel.
874
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:55,836
You're really...
special to me.
875
00:48:55,838 --> 00:48:56,906
Don't worry about me, Neon.
876
00:48:57,939 --> 00:49:00,376
I know exsssactly who
to take it to.
877
00:49:02,010 --> 00:49:06,180
Well, well, well.
Look who decided to turn himself in.
878
00:49:06,182 --> 00:49:09,785
I know how to
ssstop the sssnake.
879
00:49:11,453 --> 00:49:14,488
If you inject the serum
directly into the snake's heart,
880
00:49:14,490 --> 00:49:17,624
it should neutralize the unstable
molecules that made it grow.
881
00:49:17,626 --> 00:49:19,660
Okay, son, calm down.
882
00:49:19,662 --> 00:49:22,595
Go ahead and pat yourself
on the scales, Egon Spengler,
883
00:49:22,597 --> 00:49:25,098
because you made
the right decision coming here.
884
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:30,073
And I'll always, always reward
those who make the right decision.
885
00:49:32,008 --> 00:49:34,475
- Holy shit!
- Shut up, rookie.
886
00:49:34,477 --> 00:49:36,042
He was a violent offender
887
00:49:36,044 --> 00:49:38,245
that already
escaped custody once.
888
00:49:38,247 --> 00:49:40,580
We gotta do this together.
889
00:49:40,582 --> 00:49:42,684
You know the department
would just bone this up.
890
00:49:43,952 --> 00:49:45,788
So grab that
syringe of mutagen.
891
00:49:46,055 --> 00:49:47,553
What are we gonna do?
892
00:49:47,555 --> 00:49:49,758
We're gonna get
that snake outta Compton.
893
00:49:57,999 --> 00:49:58,834
Okay, let's roll.
894
00:50:00,935 --> 00:50:03,236
Hey, clean up that shit
in the interrogation room.
895
00:50:03,238 --> 00:50:05,238
I had to ice
a violent suspect back there.
896
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,575
Pow! We out, bitches! Huh?
897
00:50:08,577 --> 00:50:11,481
Gotta go solve a particular
ongoin' investigation.
898
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,113
Don't we have a lot
of paperwork to do?
899
00:50:13,115 --> 00:50:14,781
I mean, he was unarmed and all,
900
00:50:14,783 --> 00:50:16,283
and you kind
of discharged your weapon.
901
00:50:16,285 --> 00:50:18,986
Rookie, if we had
to fill out paperwork
902
00:50:18,988 --> 00:50:21,220
every time we shot
an unarmed black man,
903
00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:23,459
we would never get to
have any fun around here.
904
00:50:23,859 --> 00:50:24,894
Right, guys?
905
00:50:26,394 --> 00:50:28,995
But, what about the security camera
footage in the interrogation room?
906
00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:30,867
I mean,
it clearly shows you...
907
00:50:32,234 --> 00:50:35,071
Goddamn rookies, huh?
Am I right?
908
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:37,136
Listen up, fellas.
909
00:50:37,138 --> 00:50:39,939
You might see
some video evidence, huh?
910
00:50:39,941 --> 00:50:41,144
But don't believe
the camera.
911
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:42,978
He went for my gun.
912
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:50,185
Wow. Being a cop is awesome!
913
00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:53,857
Come on, dumbass.
We got a snake to go get got.
914
00:51:00,229 --> 00:51:01,328
I can't wait for the day
915
00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:03,266
cops start cleaning up
after their own fucking murders.
916
00:51:04,033 --> 00:51:05,702
Betrayed!
917
00:51:06,234 --> 00:51:07,202
Nope.
918
00:51:18,347 --> 00:51:22,616
But you're a hero to me.
You're really... special.
919
00:51:22,618 --> 00:51:23,219
Neon.
920
00:51:28,624 --> 00:51:29,826
What an asshole.
921
00:51:34,997 --> 00:51:36,796
- Hold on.
- Really?
922
00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,332
All right, there we go,
there we go.
923
00:51:38,334 --> 00:51:42,703
Look, put your hat on
and nobody will even notice.
924
00:51:42,705 --> 00:51:43,706
Thanks, girl.
925
00:51:44,073 --> 00:51:45,542
I'm feeling better, but...
926
00:51:46,008 --> 00:51:47,240
I don't need you
to be there for me.
927
00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:48,611
I know you don't,
but I like to.
928
00:51:49,243 --> 00:51:51,146
Makes me feel all motherly
or somethin'.
929
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,747
Those boys might need
mothering, but not me.
930
00:51:53,749 --> 00:51:55,115
I'm a grown-ass man.
931
00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:57,086
Why you gotta act so hard
all the time, Cam?
932
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,884
Growing up in
these streets,
933
00:51:58,886 --> 00:52:00,620
there... there ain't
no time to be soft.
934
00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:04,323
When things get tough,
a man's gotta walk hard.
935
00:52:04,325 --> 00:52:05,227
Hmm.
936
00:52:06,194 --> 00:52:09,966
Well... I'm about to
make things real tough.
937
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:15,671
So I can see just
how hard you can get.
938
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,703
But there's
a snake outside.
939
00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:19,309
Oh, and there's
a snake in here.
940
00:52:19,874 --> 00:52:21,843
And we got that audition tomorrow.
We should rehearse.
941
00:52:22,377 --> 00:52:24,013
Oh, I'm done rehearsin'.
942
00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,779
♪ I'm surrounded
By these people ♪
943
00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:29,015
♪ But I feel like I'm alone ♪
944
00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:31,183
♪ What there is
All that is stylin' ♪
945
00:52:31,185 --> 00:52:32,986
♪ If I never let it show ♪
946
00:52:32,988 --> 00:52:34,256
Betrayed.
947
00:52:36,124 --> 00:52:37,593
Betrayed!
948
00:52:56,444 --> 00:52:58,814
- What was that?
- I don't hear anything.
949
00:52:59,113 --> 00:52:59,948
Girl, you deaf?
950
00:53:00,883 --> 00:53:01,917
Most def.
951
00:53:32,481 --> 00:53:34,850
Oh, yes, bitch! Oh!
952
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,361
Get your stinkin' friggity
diggity ass off of my couch!
953
00:53:51,466 --> 00:53:52,434
Damn!
954
00:53:53,368 --> 00:53:55,203
Everybody gettin'
their freak on but me!
955
00:53:56,738 --> 00:53:57,439
Lie to me.
956
00:54:06,013 --> 00:54:07,814
What in the name of ODB?
957
00:54:12,921 --> 00:54:14,386
Vurkel, what the hell
are you doing?
958
00:54:15,457 --> 00:54:17,260
Goddamn it, Vurkel.
959
00:54:17,526 --> 00:54:19,294
For Christ's sake,
use a condom.
960
00:54:19,495 --> 00:54:23,062
You said I was a hero.
That I was special.
961
00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:26,031
Vurkel, you are special to me,
but this is getting out of hand!
962
00:54:26,033 --> 00:54:28,368
I'll show you
what is out of hand.
963
00:54:28,370 --> 00:54:29,772
Let her go, you freak!
964
00:54:30,238 --> 00:54:31,941
What, you think
you can take me?
965
00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:35,377
Cam, it's the snake.
966
00:54:36,178 --> 00:54:38,211
My snake would never
harm me.
967
00:54:38,213 --> 00:54:39,781
Let's hope you right.
968
00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:41,184
Now, what did you do
with your mutagen?
969
00:54:42,383 --> 00:54:45,722
Those crooked cops.
They stole my serum.
970
00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:50,827
Okay.
So here's the plan.
971
00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,562
We know the snake is
attracted to bass, huh?
972
00:54:55,564 --> 00:54:57,430
And we know that
Uppercase Records
973
00:54:57,432 --> 00:55:00,267
has the biggest sound
system in Los Angeles
974
00:55:00,269 --> 00:55:02,301
for their private
rooftop demos.
975
00:55:02,303 --> 00:55:04,870
So what we're gonna do is
draw that big black bitch
976
00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:07,307
on top of the roof,
and blow her big ass up.
977
00:55:07,309 --> 00:55:08,908
And then, I'm gonna get
all the press,
978
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,576
I'm talking about all of it,
and all the promotions.
979
00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,879
Uh, shouldn't we call
for backup, though?
980
00:55:12,881 --> 00:55:14,984
Ain't nothing but shit
between your ears, son, huh?
981
00:55:16,118 --> 00:55:17,453
- Get in there.
- Let's go.
982
00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:19,187
Come on, man.
983
00:55:20,222 --> 00:55:21,555
- Stay here and shut up.
- What?
984
00:55:21,557 --> 00:55:22,992
- Damn.
- Stop hissin'.
985
00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:25,024
We gotta get
to the police station.
986
00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:28,928
Bus driver, put this thing on
OJ Simpson white Bronco speed
987
00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,596
and get us
the hell outta here!
988
00:55:30,598 --> 00:55:31,533
Now, why, I...
989
00:55:32,301 --> 00:55:35,438
Oh, holy shit.
What the fuck?
990
00:55:36,872 --> 00:55:38,071
All right,
time to get out of here.
991
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:38,904
Pedal to the metal,
let's go.
992
00:55:48,350 --> 00:55:49,950
- Man, just stay here.
- Shut up.
993
00:55:49,952 --> 00:55:52,017
- I'll get my revenge.
- That's enough.
994
00:55:52,019 --> 00:55:54,120
- Hey, tie him up.
- Tie him up?
995
00:55:54,122 --> 00:55:55,158
Tie him up with what?
996
00:55:55,923 --> 00:55:57,292
Use Beez Neez's belt.
997
00:55:57,593 --> 00:56:00,863
Yo, Cam, my trousers gonna
drop if you use my belt.
998
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,562
Come on, man,
can't this stupid bus go any faster?
999
00:56:03,564 --> 00:56:05,165
Don't wanna touch him.
1000
00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:07,033
Why don't you be the first
bus that doesn't cause traffic
1001
00:56:07,035 --> 00:56:08,468
and get
this bitch moving!
1002
00:56:08,470 --> 00:56:10,437
This is the power
of Christ compels you.
1003
00:56:10,439 --> 00:56:12,205
The power of Christ
compels you.
1004
00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:14,274
You know what?
1005
00:56:14,276 --> 00:56:16,042
The LADOT doesn't pay me
nearly enough for this shit!
1006
00:56:16,044 --> 00:56:17,611
You deal with
the giant fucking snake,
1007
00:56:17,613 --> 00:56:18,381
how about that?
1008
00:56:18,647 --> 00:56:19,148
Fine.
1009
00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:23,084
Finally.
1010
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,323
Oh, my God!
1011
00:56:30,626 --> 00:56:31,560
Hit the gas, Neon.
1012
00:56:36,964 --> 00:56:37,999
Oh, shit.
1013
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,008
Sorry!
1014
00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,616
Oh, dude, it's on us!
1015
00:56:56,618 --> 00:56:59,051
It's on top of us,
what are we gonna do?
1016
00:56:59,053 --> 00:57:00,622
Faster, Neon, come on!
Punch that shit!
1017
00:57:05,026 --> 00:57:06,926
Cam, Cam,
the bridge is out!
1018
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:08,430
What are we gonna do, Cam?
1019
00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:11,298
- I got some plans, yo.
- What's the plan?
1020
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,267
We jumpin' the gap.
1021
00:57:14,002 --> 00:57:15,104
That's the plan?
1022
00:57:15,636 --> 00:57:17,537
Oh, shit!
1023
00:57:17,539 --> 00:57:18,406
We can do this.
1024
00:57:19,573 --> 00:57:20,976
Trousers be damned!
1025
00:57:35,256 --> 00:57:36,325
Vurkel, come on!
1026
00:57:37,993 --> 00:57:39,161
He don't wanna go. Let's go.
1027
00:57:57,011 --> 00:57:58,211
- Go.
- Come on!
1028
00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,048
Shit.
1029
00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:02,314
Oh, my God, we made it.
1030
00:58:02,316 --> 00:58:03,549
Yes!
1031
00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:05,584
- I still have my legs.
- Yeah, baby!
1032
00:58:05,586 --> 00:58:07,455
- Oh, yeah.
- We did that.
1033
00:58:11,359 --> 00:58:13,258
Yeah! Yeah!
1034
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,528
Suck on these balls, snake.
1035
00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:16,932
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
1036
00:58:17,499 --> 00:58:19,669
Oh, Beez Neez,
nice underwear, man.
1037
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,567
- Oh, shit.
- Yo, yo, yo.
1038
00:58:21,569 --> 00:58:24,571
Yo, we left Vurkel
on the bus.
1039
00:58:24,573 --> 00:58:26,475
- Yeah.
- 'Cause his face turned into a snake.
1040
00:58:42,323 --> 00:58:45,091
Yo. Yo! Yo!
1041
00:58:45,093 --> 00:58:47,227
Y'all can't be comin' up here
without a warrant.
1042
00:58:47,229 --> 00:58:50,399
Boss! These assholes,
they be trippin'!
1043
00:58:50,698 --> 00:58:52,600
Cut the hood act, white girl.
We got business.
1044
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,569
Okay, all right.
1045
00:58:54,769 --> 00:58:58,604
Anybody not looking to get
tossed off the roof head first
1046
00:58:58,606 --> 00:59:00,342
best exit directly.
1047
00:59:01,176 --> 00:59:03,542
Excuse me.
1048
00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,544
Who the hell
do you think you are?
1049
00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:06,446
This is my building.
I'll have you arrested.
1050
00:59:06,448 --> 00:59:07,814
I know all the cops.
1051
00:59:07,816 --> 00:59:09,448
- I know the best cops.
- Yeah.
1052
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,151
- I am the best cop.
- Oh, yeah?
1053
00:59:11,153 --> 00:59:11,988
- Dumbass.
- Dumbass.
1054
00:59:13,187 --> 00:59:15,354
Now, I don't have time
for your shit,
1055
00:59:15,356 --> 00:59:18,491
so you best exit directly,
or get dumped on your head.
1056
00:59:18,493 --> 00:59:19,595
- Yeah, yeah!
- No?
1057
00:59:22,497 --> 00:59:25,732
Oh, God! What do I pay you for?
1058
00:59:25,734 --> 00:59:27,332
What are you, nuts?
I'm not gonna hit a cop.
1059
00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:28,667
Get this piece of shit
out of here.
1060
00:59:28,669 --> 00:59:30,271
On yo head!
1061
00:59:30,671 --> 00:59:32,205
- Okay, rookie.
- Yeah?
1062
00:59:32,207 --> 00:59:33,372
- Get on the turntables, all right?
- Okay.
1063
00:59:33,374 --> 00:59:34,506
Then what we gotta do is
1064
00:59:34,508 --> 00:59:36,442
we gotta get
that giant snake up here
1065
00:59:36,444 --> 00:59:39,446
so I can inject this into
his dumbass heart, all right?
1066
00:59:39,448 --> 00:59:41,150
Now, here's
the whole plan.
1067
00:59:41,749 --> 00:59:43,549
Get your ass
back over here.
1068
00:59:43,551 --> 00:59:46,222
Here's the whole plan
in detail.
1069
00:59:56,298 --> 00:59:59,432
- Now, feast, my pet.
- Get your damn snake, Vurkel.
1070
00:59:59,434 --> 01:00:03,203
- What the...
- Oh, my God.
1071
01:00:03,205 --> 01:00:04,407
- No way.
- Oh, okay.
1072
01:00:06,374 --> 01:00:08,140
Now what do we do,
Cam?
1073
01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:11,280
Now you'll all bow down
to my superior genes!
1074
01:00:11,580 --> 01:00:14,314
Hey, maybe he's gonna bang that
snake again and not eat us, right?
1075
01:00:14,316 --> 01:00:15,684
You all made fun of me.
1076
01:00:16,218 --> 01:00:18,453
And you,
you played with my heart.
1077
01:00:18,886 --> 01:00:22,357
- Me? What?
- You shall suffer most of all.
1078
01:00:36,504 --> 01:00:38,606
Hey, wait, hey, snake.
1079
01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:41,477
No.
1080
01:00:43,778 --> 01:00:46,714
Hey, snake, no!
1081
01:00:50,218 --> 01:00:51,553
Listen to me!
1082
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,155
Listen to me.
1083
01:00:57,292 --> 01:00:58,828
Listen to me.
1084
01:01:02,897 --> 01:01:04,834
Well, I mean,
the situation is improving.
1085
01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:07,236
Albeit by
convenient means.
1086
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:19,647
Oh, it is me.
1087
01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:22,314
- Oh, excuse me one second.
- You gonna answer it?
1088
01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:24,883
- Yeah, excuse me.
- Who could you possibly...
1089
01:01:24,885 --> 01:01:27,722
♪ Hello?
Is it me you're looking for? ♪
1090
01:01:28,323 --> 01:01:30,756
Listen, there are
those crooked 5-0 up here.
1091
01:01:30,758 --> 01:01:32,725
Yeah, you know,
the ones that arrested Cam?
1092
01:01:32,727 --> 01:01:35,194
Yeah, they're yellin'
about some snake or something.
1093
01:01:35,196 --> 01:01:36,930
The roof?
They're on the roof?
1094
01:01:36,932 --> 01:01:39,332
- Who's up on the roof?
- The crooked cops.
1095
01:01:39,334 --> 01:01:40,966
They on the roof
of the record company.
1096
01:01:40,968 --> 01:01:43,472
Ask if they got that vial
of anti-mutagen with them.
1097
01:01:43,872 --> 01:01:46,872
All right, baby, do they have
the big syringe?
1098
01:01:46,874 --> 01:01:48,543
Yeah, no, I see it.
1099
01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:51,243
It's got like
glowin' blue shit in there.
1100
01:01:51,245 --> 01:01:53,279
All of it? All right, tell her to
lay low and wait for the cavalry.
1101
01:01:53,281 --> 01:01:54,346
We en route.
1102
01:01:54,348 --> 01:01:55,415
All right, look, baby,
1103
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:56,749
I don't want you
to get hurt.
1104
01:01:56,751 --> 01:01:59,352
Lay low, as low
as you can go.
1105
01:01:59,354 --> 01:02:01,256
Man, just tell her what
I said and let's go.
1106
01:02:01,689 --> 01:02:03,455
Just be careful,
we're on our way.
1107
01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:04,857
Aright, we goin',
come on.
1108
01:02:04,859 --> 01:02:07,796
Bitch, didn't I tell you
to get off the roof?
1109
01:02:09,664 --> 01:02:11,464
Oh, you running now,
huh?
1110
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,468
I thought you was street, baby.
1111
01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:14,767
This is how we play.
1112
01:02:16,271 --> 01:02:17,805
Huh? I'm a wolf!
1113
01:02:22,377 --> 01:02:23,843
Keep playing the music, rookie.
1114
01:02:23,845 --> 01:02:25,444
Oh, uh, sorry.
1115
01:02:25,446 --> 01:02:27,448
I'm gonna deal with little
Miss Anne Funk over here.
1116
01:02:28,383 --> 01:02:30,486
- Anne Funk?
- Yeah, it's like a Jewish...
1117
01:02:30,818 --> 01:02:32,752
you know,
like Anne Frank, right?
1118
01:02:32,754 --> 01:02:34,754
Except like some urban shit,
like a urban twist to it.
1119
01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:36,524
Like, you know, is it too soon?
1120
01:02:37,926 --> 01:02:40,026
You know what?
You just keep playing the music,
1121
01:02:40,028 --> 01:02:41,363
and I'm gonna deal
with her, all right?
1122
01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:45,999
Your hood rat ass really gonna make
me climb this damn ladder and shit?
1123
01:02:46,001 --> 01:02:49,305
No, no, I'm not a hood rat.
I'm a phony.
1124
01:02:49,803 --> 01:02:54,006
See? I'm a scared white girl.
I'm very confused.
1125
01:02:57,312 --> 01:02:57,746
Hey, partner?
1126
01:02:59,546 --> 01:03:01,848
I think something's happening
down on the street.
1127
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:11,359
I got it.
Snake, this is fucking crazy!
1128
01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:17,566
Don't mind me.
1129
01:03:22,504 --> 01:03:23,806
What are you doing?
1130
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:29,510
You don't need
that sound anymore.
1131
01:03:30,444 --> 01:03:32,247
You've got me!
1132
01:03:38,019 --> 01:03:41,256
All right, rookie.
Get ready to see some shit.
1133
01:03:55,102 --> 01:03:56,371
Oh, my God!
1134
01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:59,805
Game over, man. Game over!
1135
01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:03,544
Once I inject this syringe
into this snake's dumbass heart,
1136
01:04:03,845 --> 01:04:05,613
- then it's game over.
- Maybe she's right!
1137
01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:08,381
You know,
about the game being over?
1138
01:04:08,383 --> 01:04:12,855
No, negative, rookie.
It's time to pump up the jam.
1139
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,555
Th-That's this one.
1140
01:04:20,761 --> 01:04:22,729
Oh, wait, wait, listen, kid.
1141
01:04:22,731 --> 01:04:24,564
Just leave your mix tape
with me.
1142
01:04:24,566 --> 01:04:27,303
- Carl, send backup!
- Thank your mama.
1143
01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:37,944
HQ, there are some fucking
civilians on the rooftop, over.
1144
01:04:37,946 --> 01:04:39,511
I didn't see
anything, over.
1145
01:04:39,513 --> 01:04:40,316
All right, fuck it.
1146
01:04:46,488 --> 01:04:48,857
No! Hey, this is my snake!
1147
01:04:50,425 --> 01:04:53,625
I have the power!
1148
01:04:53,627 --> 01:04:55,461
Fire everything.
1149
01:04:55,463 --> 01:04:59,535
Fox one, fox two, fox three,
bring the fucking heat, over.
1150
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:07,508
We're out, over.
1151
01:05:08,810 --> 01:05:10,713
♪ We're having fun ♪
1152
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,414
Mayday! Mayday!
1153
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:19,555
Holy shit. Oh, no,
we're gonna fucking die!
1154
01:05:25,093 --> 01:05:26,625
Aw, shit.
1155
01:05:26,627 --> 01:05:27,926
Like this day
couldn't get any worse.
1156
01:05:27,928 --> 01:05:29,595
What the hell are you
pussies doin' here?
1157
01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:31,596
Pussies? Man,
we're here to stop this snake.
1158
01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,702
You whack goosebump!
1159
01:05:34,068 --> 01:05:36,769
You sent your girls to the back
while you snuck in the back!
1160
01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:39,004
You watch, I'll kill you!
I will kill you!
1161
01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:39,839
- I'll kill you!
- Hey, Jaws.
1162
01:05:39,841 --> 01:05:41,640
Say it to my face.
Say that to my face.
1163
01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:42,841
I'm sorry
about your girls,
1164
01:05:42,843 --> 01:05:44,847
but Pinball didn't mean
any disrespect.
1165
01:05:45,213 --> 01:05:47,850
Peace to your girls.
They really had what it took.
1166
01:05:50,984 --> 01:05:52,785
- Really?
- Yeah.
1167
01:05:52,787 --> 01:05:55,154
Oh, my God,
I appreciate that so much.
1168
01:05:55,156 --> 01:05:56,955
You have no idea
what I go through.
1169
01:05:56,957 --> 01:05:58,860
I'm just a shadow of myself.
I'm a lie!
1170
01:06:01,129 --> 01:06:03,162
My daddy,
you don't know my daddy.
1171
01:06:03,164 --> 01:06:05,230
I'd love to hear more about
it, but we don't have the time.
1172
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:06,232
- We got to roll.
- But I...
1173
01:06:06,234 --> 01:06:08,136
But hey, to be
continued, though.
1174
01:06:11,539 --> 01:06:12,173
Tell you what, Cam.
1175
01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:14,776
Show us what you can do, dog.
1176
01:06:16,010 --> 01:06:17,176
- Show us what you can do.
- All right y'all, come on, man.
1177
01:06:17,178 --> 01:06:17,980
Let's go.
1178
01:06:18,946 --> 01:06:21,580
- Hey, stop, freeze right there!
- Oh, hey.
1179
01:06:21,582 --> 01:06:23,616
Yeah! He said to
freeze right there.
1180
01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:25,651
- I'm not even...
- Freeze there! You too, nobody move!
1181
01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:27,019
Hey, hey, you pigs!
1182
01:06:28,856 --> 01:06:30,622
- Hey!
- Hey, Cam, go get them!
1183
01:06:30,624 --> 01:06:32,093
- I got the bacon!
- Hey!
1184
01:06:44,906 --> 01:06:45,741
What the...
1185
01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:50,845
Ugh. Are they dead?
1186
01:06:52,647 --> 01:06:54,846
I feel real bad for the dead.
1187
01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:55,917
This ain't gonna happen
to us, is it?
1188
01:06:58,653 --> 01:06:59,321
Go... fuck off.
1189
01:07:04,725 --> 01:07:06,926
Man, up the stairs.
Take the stairs.
1190
01:07:15,736 --> 01:07:17,972
No, don't shoot, no.
1191
01:07:19,006 --> 01:07:20,575
- No!
- Get him, partner.
1192
01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:24,847
Okay, snake, come on.
Come get some, huh?
1193
01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:33,084
Your powers are weak,
old snake, huh?
1194
01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:35,754
Come on, sister.
Okay, hey, hey, hey!
1195
01:07:35,756 --> 01:07:37,823
Cross this line,
and I'm gonna tax that ass.
1196
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:39,258
I guarantee you that, huh?
1197
01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:42,093
Taxation without representation.
1198
01:07:42,095 --> 01:07:44,296
Come on, snake, come on.
Come get some.
1199
01:07:44,298 --> 01:07:46,165
Will you quit playing
with yourself
1200
01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:48,170
and shank that snake!
1201
01:07:49,803 --> 01:07:52,573
Yeah, all right, I got you.
1202
01:08:31,645 --> 01:08:34,982
Godzilla ain't got shit on me.
1203
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,253
Oh, God.
1204
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:51,263
- Oh, hell no.
- Vurkel?
1205
01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:54,802
That's a lot
of teenage mutant ninja ugly.
1206
01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:58,170
- Neon, you gotta appeal to his humanity.
- What?
1207
01:08:58,172 --> 01:08:59,671
- Me?
- Yeah, talk to him, girl.
1208
01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:00,943
Okay... hi.
1209
01:09:01,876 --> 01:09:04,410
I'm sorry that you saw
Cam and I gettin' it on,
1210
01:09:04,412 --> 01:09:07,380
and I got
a lot of respect
1211
01:09:07,382 --> 01:09:09,381
for your love
for science.
1212
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:11,153
And um...
1213
01:09:12,253 --> 01:09:15,624
I know that deep down inside
all of this snaky body there's,
1214
01:09:15,856 --> 01:09:17,657
there's a great person.
1215
01:09:17,659 --> 01:09:19,928
I think she's charming
the snake.
1216
01:09:20,427 --> 01:09:23,064
Well, love is universal.
1217
01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:24,996
Schmooze it in thick,
girl, go on.
1218
01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:27,202
Okay, I... I love you?
1219
01:09:28,035 --> 01:09:29,370
I really do,
and um...
1220
01:09:29,936 --> 01:09:33,005
I hope you can feel...
feel the love.
1221
01:09:33,007 --> 01:09:35,277
Love will set you free.
1222
01:09:36,444 --> 01:09:39,944
Just be the hero I
always knew you could be.
1223
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:53,762
Stay back.
1224
01:10:01,735 --> 01:10:02,837
It's a hiss off.
1225
01:10:05,239 --> 01:10:07,676
Giant snake! Giant snake!
1226
01:10:08,075 --> 01:10:08,944
Take cover.
1227
01:10:12,079 --> 01:10:15,117
Choking, he's choking.
I hope he's fucking choking.
1228
01:10:24,124 --> 01:10:25,193
Okay.
1229
01:10:28,029 --> 01:10:30,365
Nice snake. Nice snake.
1230
01:10:35,770 --> 01:10:38,106
No, okay, okay.
1231
01:10:42,075 --> 01:10:46,280
Hey! Hey, guys! Guys, help!
Help, I'm up here!
1232
01:10:55,890 --> 01:10:56,992
It's time
to lay down the boogie.
1233
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,299
Reporting live
for Channel 12 news,
1234
01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:10,001
where some truly bizarre shit
is going down.
1235
01:11:10,003 --> 01:11:12,837
A large crowd is
gathered outside Uppercase Records.
1236
01:11:12,839 --> 01:11:14,476
It appears to be
a giant snake.
1237
01:11:17,378 --> 01:11:20,048
♪ Yeah, so we got y'all up ♪
1238
01:11:34,995 --> 01:11:35,463
♪ Yeah ♪
1239
01:11:37,531 --> 01:11:39,197
♪ Here we go ♪
1240
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:41,166
♪ We can see
The whole damn town ♪
1241
01:11:41,168 --> 01:11:43,301
♪ This snake crawled up
Now your ass is goin' down ♪
1242
01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:45,203
♪ Your jaws can't harm us
These beats are our armor ♪
1243
01:11:45,205 --> 01:11:46,871
♪ My rhymes hypnotize ♪
1244
01:11:46,873 --> 01:11:48,808
♪ 'Cause I'm
A snake charmer, yo ♪
1245
01:11:48,810 --> 01:11:51,277
♪ We on top,
We ain't scared of you ♪
1246
01:11:51,279 --> 01:11:53,845
♪ We got bigger things
To prove ♪
1247
01:11:53,847 --> 01:11:56,048
♪ We're comin' through
So you better move ♪
1248
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:58,483
♪ Or get down
To this nasty groove ♪
1249
01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:00,286
Sick beats, guys.
1250
01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:01,554
Hell's yeah, yeah!
1251
01:12:01,556 --> 01:12:03,322
Yeah, give it
to that snake, Cam!
1252
01:12:03,324 --> 01:12:06,425
Do it! Ooh, ooh.
That's kinda nice.
1253
01:12:06,427 --> 01:12:08,063
Ooh! Little tighter.
A little tighter.
1254
01:12:08,296 --> 01:12:10,395
♪ Yo, snake,
You better listen ♪
1255
01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,964
♪ 'Cause we'll make you
Shed your skin again ♪
1256
01:12:11,966 --> 01:12:13,933
♪ While we're
Making millions ♪
1257
01:12:13,935 --> 01:12:15,835
♪ I'm the illest rapper
You're a vanilla reptilian ♪
1258
01:12:15,837 --> 01:12:18,370
♪ Soft like Laffy Taffy
My crew's snake savvy ♪
1259
01:12:18,372 --> 01:12:21,105
♪ We'll tear your ass up
Like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi ♪
1260
01:12:21,107 --> 01:12:23,274
♪ Spray your face with Binaca
Run home to your papa ♪
1261
01:12:23,276 --> 01:12:26,144
♪ Whip out my woody
And split your cloaca ♪
1262
01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:28,112
♪ Snake in my boot
Tryin' to step to my crew ♪
1263
01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,615
♪ Beez Neez is gonna prove ♪
1264
01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:30,785
♪ We're more cold-blooded
Than you ♪
1265
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,955
♪ Comin' through
We ain't scared of you ♪
1266
01:12:34,154 --> 01:12:37,022
♪ We got bigger things
To prove ♪
1267
01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,991
♪ We comin' through
So you better move ♪
1268
01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:41,260
♪ Or get down
To that nasty groove ♪
1269
01:12:41,262 --> 01:12:43,862
♪ Let me spit slick diction
That resists constriction ♪
1270
01:12:43,864 --> 01:12:44,798
♪ While you're spillin'
Ill venom ♪
1271
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,098
♪ Like a reptilian villain ♪
1272
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,633
♪ This vermin's squirmin' ♪
1273
01:12:47,635 --> 01:12:48,568
♪ Like a worm
With a Jheri curl perm ♪
1274
01:12:48,570 --> 01:12:49,702
♪ While my crew stands firm ♪
1275
01:12:49,704 --> 01:12:51,937
♪ Against germ-ridden
Ectotherms ♪
1276
01:12:51,939 --> 01:12:53,005
♪ Weed you out
If you're sleepin' ♪
1277
01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:55,107
♪ We write prose
Like Joss Whedon ♪
1278
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,207
♪ This is for that ho Eve
In the Garden of Eden ♪
1279
01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:57,143
♪ My boy Pinball
Rocks the beat ♪
1280
01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:58,243
♪ And Neon rocks the chorus ♪
1281
01:12:58,245 --> 01:13:00,278
♪ Cam is for us,
He kicks more ass ♪
1282
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,046
♪ Than my man Chuck Norris ♪
1283
01:13:02,048 --> 01:13:03,048
♪ Like a box of chocolates
From Forrest ♪
1284
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:04,950
♪ Goldilocks
And her porridge ♪
1285
01:13:04,952 --> 01:13:05,783
♪ We'll make you eat
Your own tail ♪
1286
01:13:05,785 --> 01:13:07,286
♪ Like a giant ouroboros ♪
1287
01:13:07,288 --> 01:13:08,920
♪ Stop your jaws
From chompin' ♪
1288
01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:10,355
♪ While you're crawlin'
We be stompin' ♪
1289
01:13:10,357 --> 01:13:11,426
♪ We ain't phased either way
By no snake outta Compton ♪
1290
01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:18,867
Cam!
1291
01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:46,125
Jam it in its dumbass heart!
1292
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:48,327
Come on, Cam, you can do this.
I know you can.
1293
01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:50,198
Come on.
1294
01:13:57,070 --> 01:13:58,104
Oh, my God!
1295
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:04,980
Neon, you have to sing
your hook!
1296
01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:07,047
It's our only hope!
1297
01:14:07,347 --> 01:14:10,081
♪ My man, my man ♪
1298
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,253
♪ Nobody eats my man ♪
1299
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,357
♪ So I'm gonna fucking sing ♪
1300
01:14:16,723 --> 01:14:20,995
♪ As high as I can ♪
1301
01:14:35,075 --> 01:14:36,477
Welcome to Compton, bitch.
1302
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:57,228
Oh, help me!
Somebody fucking help me!
1303
01:14:57,230 --> 01:14:59,264
Somebody fucking help me!
1304
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:02,367
Carrot Top,
I'm gonna save you.
1305
01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:03,768
Don't worry,
grab my hand.
1306
01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:05,606
I've got you.
I got you, I got you.
1307
01:15:06,574 --> 01:15:08,276
All right,
this is awkward, man.
1308
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:11,111
This is fucking awkward.
1309
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:20,321
Oh, my God.
1310
01:15:32,065 --> 01:15:34,001
Yee-haw!
1311
01:15:39,539 --> 01:15:43,644
Lovely. That's it.
Oh, my angels, you've been redeemed.
1312
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:46,714
I love you, Cam!
But not in that way.
1313
01:15:55,388 --> 01:15:56,290
What's up?
1314
01:16:00,561 --> 01:16:03,064
- Yo, I love you, Cam.
- I love you.
1315
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,764
I think we've been fightin'
this for too long.
1316
01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:08,536
I was so focused on my music
and my image, but...
1317
01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:10,435
You're the real muse
I have.
1318
01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:11,638
You're my missing piece.
1319
01:16:12,373 --> 01:16:14,807
I've learned somethin' today.
I've changed. I learned that...
1320
01:16:14,809 --> 01:16:15,776
Cam!
1321
01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:19,247
Nobody cares
about your moral values.
1322
01:16:20,213 --> 01:16:22,082
Let's make that money.
1323
01:16:28,355 --> 01:16:30,121
Get it!
1324
01:16:30,123 --> 01:16:32,090
You liked when I jumped
up and down on that thing?
1325
01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:34,093
And R.E.L. was,
like, hangin' on?
1326
01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:35,861
I love you very much.
1327
01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:39,467
So R.E.L. this is the hip-hop group
you've been raving about, huh?
1328
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:41,068
Yeah, these be...
1329
01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:43,504
This is Cam's crew.
1330
01:16:45,839 --> 01:16:47,572
Gentlemen, I listened
to the whole thing.
1331
01:16:47,574 --> 01:16:48,642
And it was Grade-A stuff.
1332
01:16:50,477 --> 01:16:53,147
Needless to say,
this was the best audition I've ever seen.
1333
01:16:53,513 --> 01:16:55,447
- What!
- Fuck, yeah.
1334
01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:58,850
The sound, the performances,
it was very, very powerful.
1335
01:16:58,852 --> 01:17:01,353
What you need is to be
signed by a label like ours.
1336
01:17:05,860 --> 01:17:07,792
This is the energy
we've been looking for.
1337
01:17:07,794 --> 01:17:10,464
Let's make this label
great again.
1338
01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:13,467
Contracts.
1339
01:17:14,568 --> 01:17:16,234
We getting contracts.
1340
01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:17,638
Do you have
representation?
1341
01:17:19,906 --> 01:17:20,441
Yeah.
1342
01:17:22,676 --> 01:17:24,379
Yeah. Me.
1343
01:17:24,878 --> 01:17:26,513
Hell, yeah,
she's our manager.
1344
01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:29,484
All right.
1345
01:17:31,886 --> 01:17:33,555
Oh, whoa.
1346
01:17:34,254 --> 01:17:34,756
Cam.
1347
01:17:36,323 --> 01:17:38,325
Cam, do you know
what you're do... Cam?
1348
01:17:38,691 --> 01:17:42,193
Cam! She was just kissing
that reptile snake-man thing.
1349
01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:45,397
Yo, yo, Pin, Pin!
Love is blind, homie.
1350
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,834
Love is blind.
1351
01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,902
- Let's get the hell out of here.
- Word to your mother.
1352
01:17:49,904 --> 01:17:54,273
Yeah,
let's give them some privacy.
1353
01:17:54,275 --> 01:17:57,742
Um, I would like to discuss
the terms of this contract.
1354
01:17:57,744 --> 01:18:00,411
We're going to need
a no-interest up-front loan,
1355
01:18:00,413 --> 01:18:02,714
let's just call it
a grant, shall we,
1356
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:05,553
to make sure the debut album's
costs are completely covered.
1357
01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,517
You
take out all that trash.
1358
01:18:38,985 --> 01:18:40,452
Shut up, bitch.
1359
01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:41,422
What was that?
1360
01:18:42,556 --> 01:18:44,255
I mean, yeah, I heard you.
Whatever you want, Daddy.
1361
01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:44,892
Whatever you want.
1362
01:18:46,994 --> 01:18:48,827
Stop right there
and give us your wallet.
1363
01:18:48,829 --> 01:18:50,295
Hey, I don't want
any trouble, guys.
1364
01:18:50,297 --> 01:18:51,366
I...
1365
01:18:52,565 --> 01:18:54,635
My God, are you guys ninjas?
1366
01:18:56,904 --> 01:18:59,770
- Goddamn right we're ninjas.
- Ninjas with attitude.
1367
01:18:59,772 --> 01:19:01,706
No, wait, wait, wait.
You back off.
1368
01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:03,341
You back off
or I'll call the police.
1369
01:19:03,343 --> 01:19:04,977
- Fuck the police!
- Yeah!
1370
01:19:04,979 --> 01:19:06,647
No, no, sorry.
1371
01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,287
You guys just took out
two ninjas.
1372
01:19:16,289 --> 01:19:18,357
You guys must have huge balls!
1373
01:19:18,359 --> 01:19:19,724
Yesss.
1374
01:19:19,726 --> 01:19:21,495
With great power
comes great balls.
1375
01:19:23,564 --> 01:19:25,997
Come, sssidekick.
1376
01:19:25,999 --> 01:19:28,934
Now that we've erased
the ninja menace from this city,
1377
01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:32,004
it is time for us to continue
our crusade elsssewhere.
1378
01:19:32,006 --> 01:19:33,575
Wait, wait, wait.
1379
01:19:34,909 --> 01:19:37,679
It's not every day that I get
to meet two mutant superheroes.
1380
01:19:38,745 --> 01:19:40,248
Where are you gonna go?
1381
01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:43,584
Wait, yeah,
where are we going?
1382
01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:46,220
Ssstraight outta Compton.
1383
01:19:46,686 --> 01:19:48,286
I get that. That's funny.
1384
01:19:55,628 --> 01:19:56,698
That's crazy.
1385
01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:01,700
♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪
1386
01:20:01,702 --> 01:20:04,439
♪ Froze to the touch
Ice floodin' my veins ♪
1387
01:20:04,937 --> 01:20:07,305
♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪
1388
01:20:07,307 --> 01:20:09,774
♪ 1989, yeah
Year of the snake ♪
1389
01:20:09,776 --> 01:20:10,944
♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪
1390
01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,347
♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
1391
01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:15,917
♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪
1392
01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:18,785
♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
1393
01:20:19,787 --> 01:20:21,585
♪ Yeah, slidin' through
Your city like ♪
1394
01:20:21,587 --> 01:20:24,055
♪ About 7 p.m. when I slide
On the block ♪
1395
01:20:24,057 --> 01:20:26,791
♪ Keep the paint looking slick
In a chain full of rocks ♪
1396
01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:29,627
♪ Never tame with the teachers
Never keen to the cops ♪
1397
01:20:29,629 --> 01:20:32,029
♪ Sub-zero to the core
Feel the temperature drop ♪
1398
01:20:32,031 --> 01:20:33,434
♪ Nah ♪
1399
01:20:34,635 --> 01:20:35,700
♪ Just another victim
No conflictin' ♪
1400
01:20:35,702 --> 01:20:36,568
♪ Have my chips
For venom sticks ♪
1401
01:20:36,570 --> 01:20:37,501
♪ They pass in minutes ♪
1402
01:20:37,503 --> 01:20:39,871
♪ I meet 'em at their crib ♪
1403
01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:40,738
♪ Disguise my wig
Within a lemon ♪
1404
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:41,907
♪ Let the chopper ring ♪
1405
01:20:41,909 --> 01:20:43,809
♪ While I recline
With beautiful women ♪
1406
01:20:43,811 --> 01:20:45,280
♪ Better calm
All that hissin' ♪
1407
01:20:45,579 --> 01:20:46,944
♪ Dissin' undercover ♪
1408
01:20:46,946 --> 01:20:48,080
♪ Till their
Hoffa wind up missing ♪
1409
01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:50,115
♪ Chavez Ravine,
You dig, gone fishin' ♪
1410
01:20:50,117 --> 01:20:52,486
♪ Yeah, they run their mouth
Till they winded ♪
1411
01:20:53,354 --> 01:20:54,622
Check out this guy.
Check out this guy.
1412
01:20:55,823 --> 01:20:56,857
This freaky guy.
1413
01:20:58,958 --> 01:21:00,595
Get in here. I gotta get this.
1414
01:21:01,829 --> 01:21:02,830
Hey!
1415
01:21:03,963 --> 01:21:05,766
Hey, give me
the phone, dumbass!
1416
01:21:07,735 --> 01:21:10,038
You can't kill me.
That's right.
1417
01:21:10,537 --> 01:21:12,006
I'm back YouTube.
1418
01:21:12,605 --> 01:21:15,072
Cover of Time magazine,
huh?
1419
01:21:15,074 --> 01:21:17,077
And if you like
this video,
1420
01:21:17,578 --> 01:21:20,580
like, share,
and subscribe at the link below.
1421
01:21:21,147 --> 01:21:21,848
Right there.
1422
01:21:22,516 --> 01:21:24,085
Yeah. My ninja.
1423
01:21:26,954 --> 01:21:28,754
♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪
1424
01:21:28,756 --> 01:21:31,459
♪ Froze to the touch
Ice floodin' my veins ♪
1425
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,158
♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪
1426
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,728
♪ 1989, yeah
Year of the snake ♪
1427
01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:37,799
♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪
1428
01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:40,467
♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
1429
01:21:41,601 --> 01:21:42,869
♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪
1430
01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,772
♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
1431
01:21:46,873 --> 01:21:48,642
♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪
1432
01:21:49,642 --> 01:21:52,443
♪ Lay 'em down like a textile
Killer Croc ♪
1433
01:21:52,445 --> 01:21:54,645
♪ Boy, you fuckin'
With a reptile ♪
1434
01:21:54,647 --> 01:21:56,415
♪ My profile's straight out
Of X-Files ♪
1435
01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:57,983
♪ Next I'll rip your ribcage ♪
1436
01:21:57,985 --> 01:22:00,152
♪ Till your heart
Is in your neck, pal ♪
1437
01:22:00,154 --> 01:22:01,920
♪ Very graphic
Far from average ♪
1438
01:22:01,922 --> 01:22:03,721
♪ I'll cool a cactus
In 11 sweats ♪
1439
01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:05,689
♪ I can get 11
That's telepathic ♪
1440
01:22:05,691 --> 01:22:06,858
♪ A clever segue ♪
1441
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,559
♪ But since it was on X play ♪
1442
01:22:08,561 --> 01:22:09,495
♪ Out of boredom
I was churnin' out ♪
1443
01:22:09,497 --> 01:22:11,129
♪ Universes with Demogorgons ♪
1444
01:22:11,131 --> 01:22:12,863
♪ Now Cam is Mighty Morphin ♪
1445
01:22:12,865 --> 01:22:14,032
♪ They're tryin'
To rattle my cage ♪
1446
01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:16,033
♪ I just see vital organs ♪
1447
01:22:16,035 --> 01:22:18,437
♪ Funny that I give you Cain
Like I'm reversin' Moses ♪
1448
01:22:18,439 --> 01:22:20,505
♪ Hold it,
I thread out more than poses ♪
1449
01:22:20,507 --> 01:22:22,506
♪ Their posture showin'
They can't contain composure ♪
1450
01:22:22,508 --> 01:22:24,608
♪ I got the reach
Of a warlock ♪
1451
01:22:24,610 --> 01:22:27,144
♪ The tongue of a demon
See AB rappin' like Auerbach ♪
1452
01:22:27,146 --> 01:22:28,712
♪ You rude boy tell me ♪
1453
01:22:28,714 --> 01:22:29,814
♪ Wide right
Round your dreadlocks ♪
1454
01:22:29,816 --> 01:22:31,450
♪ Your arms lock ♪
1455
01:22:31,452 --> 01:22:32,884
♪ Venom seeps in
Till your heart stops ♪
1456
01:22:32,886 --> 01:22:33,754
♪ Goodnight, boy ♪
1457
01:22:34,988 --> 01:22:36,587
♪ Venom flowin' for days ♪
1458
01:22:36,589 --> 01:22:37,788
♪ Froze to the touch ♪
1459
01:22:37,790 --> 01:22:39,127
♪ Ice floodin' my veins ♪
1460
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:41,859
♪ West, west is the side
We claim ♪
1461
01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:44,462
♪ 1989, yeah,
Year of the snake ♪
1462
01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:45,699
♪ I'm cold-blooded ♪
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♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
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♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪
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♪ I be slidin'
Through your city like ♪
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♪ Slidin' through
Your city like ♪
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