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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,238 --> 00:00:02,488 (hip hop music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:23,950 - Okay, is, what Andy? 5 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:26,561 This is MJ Clayton. 6 00:00:27,489 --> 00:00:30,657 The car is not an MJ it is an MG. 7 00:00:30,658 --> 00:00:31,658 Super rare. 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,790 I do not want to be driving a 50th 9 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:39,230 anniversary MG in cartreuse with 10 00:00:39,231 --> 00:00:42,557 a large foot-shaped dent in the door. 11 00:00:42,558 --> 00:00:44,263 I don't know that it was someone's foot, 12 00:00:44,264 --> 00:00:45,682 it could've been... 13 00:00:45,683 --> 00:00:49,566 Can I, can I, can I speak to someone who's a good listener? 14 00:00:49,567 --> 00:00:50,733 (typing sound) 15 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,883 - Do you like it? 16 00:00:57,884 --> 00:00:59,834 - Is it yours? 17 00:00:59,835 --> 00:01:00,835 - Yes it is. 18 00:01:04,873 --> 00:01:06,498 You're MJ Clayton, aren't you, 19 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:07,596 from The Sky Beacon! 20 00:01:07,597 --> 00:01:09,221 - That's right, that's right, good good. 21 00:01:09,222 --> 00:01:12,226 - Yeah, I have heard about you. 22 00:01:12,227 --> 00:01:13,311 Hey, Chicago. 23 00:01:21,334 --> 00:01:22,334 Well? 24 00:01:24,456 --> 00:01:26,039 - Well what? 25 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,622 - Look, I... 26 00:01:27,623 --> 00:01:29,287 Man, I really really appreciate 27 00:01:29,288 --> 00:01:31,363 you taking the time to look at my work. 28 00:01:31,364 --> 00:01:34,364 I just, I moved here from St. Louis. 29 00:01:39,828 --> 00:01:41,736 - That's great. 30 00:01:41,737 --> 00:01:43,404 - Yeah, this show... 31 00:01:47,953 --> 00:01:49,453 Means a lot to me. 32 00:01:51,725 --> 00:01:54,475 I've put my whole life into this. 33 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,150 - Wow. 34 00:02:04,777 --> 00:02:08,111 - Yeah, I was invited to be here. 35 00:02:08,112 --> 00:02:09,330 - By? 36 00:02:09,331 --> 00:02:10,671 - Mrs. Tonington. 37 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,755 I mean it was a (chuckles) big honor. 38 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:18,027 - The Tonington Gallery 39 00:02:18,028 --> 00:02:19,734 has stooped to a new dismal low. 40 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:21,643 Another tiresome display with dispassionate, 41 00:02:21,644 --> 00:02:24,238 futile canvas, and all the trite and 42 00:02:24,239 --> 00:02:26,672 misdirected "artists" as they call themselves 43 00:02:26,673 --> 00:02:28,097 realize perhaps that their efforts 44 00:02:28,098 --> 00:02:31,515 might be better spent painting mailboxes. 45 00:02:42,915 --> 00:02:44,127 (clears throat) 46 00:02:44,128 --> 00:02:45,346 What? 47 00:02:45,347 --> 00:02:46,401 - Here's your espresso. 48 00:02:46,402 --> 00:02:47,977 - No no, not on the desk! 49 00:02:47,978 --> 00:02:51,473 - Where would you like me to put it, Mr. Clayton? 50 00:02:51,474 --> 00:02:53,262 - What did you just say? 51 00:02:53,263 --> 00:02:56,266 - Where would you like me to put this? 52 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:57,766 - Who are you? 53 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:00,893 - I'm a temp, Miss Wyman's taking some time off. 54 00:03:00,894 --> 00:03:01,894 - Oh. 55 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:05,708 You're a lot easier on the eyes. 56 00:03:06,942 --> 00:03:09,172 So what are you, a student? 57 00:03:09,173 --> 00:03:11,367 - I'm an art student at Whittingdale. 58 00:03:11,368 --> 00:03:13,399 - How about that. 59 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,066 I never met one of those before. 60 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:20,779 - I'm sorry, but you ordered this, right? 61 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:24,625 - Just take that off and put that right there. 62 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:26,495 Could you, I'm sorry, could you... 63 00:03:26,496 --> 00:03:27,496 - Oh, sure. 64 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:30,682 Here you go, sir. 65 00:03:30,683 --> 00:03:32,441 Let me know if you need anything else. 66 00:03:32,442 --> 00:03:33,377 - What? 67 00:03:33,377 --> 00:03:34,345 - If you need anything? 68 00:03:34,346 --> 00:03:35,614 - Oh, okay. - let me know. 69 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,589 - Thank you very much. 70 00:03:36,589 --> 00:03:37,422 Bye bye. 71 00:03:37,422 --> 00:03:38,422 - Bye bye. 72 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:49,931 - Clayton! 73 00:03:49,932 --> 00:03:50,949 - Jim! 74 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,127 Hi. 75 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:53,347 - We've been getting another batch 76 00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:54,893 of complaints about your reviews. 77 00:03:54,894 --> 00:03:55,950 - Well good, that means people 78 00:03:55,951 --> 00:03:57,168 are reading your paper. 79 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:58,550 - People always read the paper... 80 00:03:58,551 --> 00:04:00,363 - Tell you what, tell you what, tell you what. 81 00:04:00,364 --> 00:04:01,504 I'm gonna go on vacation. 82 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:02,564 After I get back from vacation, 83 00:04:02,565 --> 00:04:03,906 I will give it some thought and 84 00:04:03,907 --> 00:04:04,986 in the meantime, I have got to 85 00:04:04,987 --> 00:04:05,820 get to another artist opening. 86 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:06,898 Please, can I just? 87 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:08,115 - Remember what I said. 88 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:11,116 - I will, I've got it right in here. 89 00:04:14,373 --> 00:04:15,706 (elevator music) 90 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:20,385 - How's it going, MJ? 91 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:21,469 - Yeah, fine. 92 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:24,162 Gotta get the hell out of here. 93 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,746 - You're not quitting on us are you? 94 00:04:25,747 --> 00:04:28,634 - No, I'm going on vacation. 95 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,667 - Well we're sure gonna miss you. 96 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:32,331 Who's gonna write your column? 97 00:04:32,332 --> 00:04:33,332 - (mumbles). 98 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:35,585 - Heading up North? 99 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:36,919 - That's enough. 100 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,806 - I call it Hummingbird. 101 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:50,327 - How, how did we get to Hummingbird? 102 00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:51,793 - The dynamics between the shadows 103 00:04:51,794 --> 00:04:55,593 and the highlights, like right here, 104 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:57,927 speak of summer and freedom. 105 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,532 Hummingbird just made sense. 106 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,195 - I see. 107 00:05:02,196 --> 00:05:04,863 Well thank you for sharing that. 108 00:05:11,454 --> 00:05:13,978 - You know, I don't do this for the money. 109 00:05:13,979 --> 00:05:15,561 - Really? 110 00:05:15,562 --> 00:05:16,741 - No, I do it because... 111 00:05:16,742 --> 00:05:18,366 - Let me guess, let me, may I? 112 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:19,422 - Yeah. 113 00:05:19,423 --> 00:05:21,171 - You do this because you have 114 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,369 an inner spirit that speaks to 115 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,786 you and drives you to create. 116 00:05:26,863 --> 00:05:29,949 And your parents paid for you to 117 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:33,763 go to art school someplace and then the 118 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:36,685 world discovered your unbelievable gift. 119 00:05:36,686 --> 00:05:38,350 - Go on. 120 00:05:38,351 --> 00:05:40,261 - I think it's clear that you obviously 121 00:05:40,262 --> 00:05:42,205 operate off a trust fund of some sort 122 00:05:42,206 --> 00:05:46,280 and I don't think that your wife likes sex, 123 00:05:46,281 --> 00:05:50,502 so you just kind of create things like this, 124 00:05:50,503 --> 00:05:52,369 and you don't have kids so you 125 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:55,120 probably have a pet of some kind. 126 00:05:56,142 --> 00:05:57,275 - Wow. 127 00:05:57,276 --> 00:05:58,938 - You don't know who I am, do you? 128 00:05:58,939 --> 00:06:00,240 - No. 129 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:02,194 And I don't think I really want to. 130 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,658 - Not from around here? 131 00:06:03,659 --> 00:06:05,814 - Now that part you got right. 132 00:06:05,815 --> 00:06:09,065 As for the rest, my girlfriend is 133 00:06:09,066 --> 00:06:11,824 very healthy, if you know what I mean. 134 00:06:11,825 --> 00:06:14,668 My last sculpture sold for 7,500 bucks. 135 00:06:14,669 --> 00:06:16,816 I don't have any pets, but I do 136 00:06:16,817 --> 00:06:20,041 have a degree in Computer Science 137 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:22,682 from the University of Michigan. 138 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,309 - Super. 139 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:25,976 - So what, you like to visit the 140 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:28,332 galleries and kick the artists for fun? 141 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,078 - No, I get paid for it. 142 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:31,329 Anyway, see ya. 143 00:06:39,055 --> 00:06:40,430 - So what'd he say? 144 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:41,648 - Should I know this guy? 145 00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:43,026 He acted like I should. 146 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,003 - Maybe. 147 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,723 You know, he's the critic for The Sky Beacon. 148 00:06:46,724 --> 00:06:48,024 - Oh shit. 149 00:06:48,025 --> 00:06:49,687 - What happened? 150 00:06:49,688 --> 00:06:51,392 - Well I might have been a little bit rude. 151 00:06:51,393 --> 00:06:52,407 - Good! 152 00:06:52,408 --> 00:06:54,087 The little bastard had it coming. 153 00:06:54,088 --> 00:06:56,443 The rest of us are too chicken to ever say anything. 154 00:06:56,444 --> 00:06:58,694 We always try to avoid him. 155 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:02,294 - So I take it he was here covering the show? 156 00:07:02,295 --> 00:07:03,629 - Yup, sure was. 157 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:07,235 - I am so screwed. 158 00:07:08,357 --> 00:07:09,532 Hey, I'm Frank. 159 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:10,366 - Brian. 160 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:11,703 It's good to meet you. 161 00:07:11,704 --> 00:07:13,528 Haven't seen you around here before. 162 00:07:13,529 --> 00:07:15,436 - No, I'm just visiting, I'm from Michigan. 163 00:07:15,437 --> 00:07:16,739 Muskegon actually. 164 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,201 - Well I hope you sell something. 165 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,621 - Thanks, me too. 166 00:07:19,622 --> 00:07:21,852 So when does his review come out? 167 00:07:21,853 --> 00:07:24,448 - Saturday's paper usually. 168 00:07:24,449 --> 00:07:25,417 - Tomorrow. 169 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:26,250 - Yup. 170 00:07:26,251 --> 00:07:27,528 - Wow. 171 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:29,481 Well I hope I have some sales before everyone 172 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,473 finds out what lousy stuff this is. 173 00:07:31,474 --> 00:07:32,975 (laughing) 174 00:07:32,976 --> 00:07:33,810 Good meeting you. 175 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:34,810 - You too. 176 00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,471 - To fully describe the state 177 00:07:39,472 --> 00:07:42,472 of affairs at the Bremeiter Gallery, 178 00:07:44,387 --> 00:07:47,387 one must first erase any expectation 179 00:07:48,328 --> 00:07:50,828 of skill or emotional acuity. 180 00:07:52,717 --> 00:07:55,217 At the bottom of this quagmire 181 00:07:57,804 --> 00:08:00,637 like dead Guppies lay clunky inert 182 00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:05,744 works by newcomer Frank Denham. 183 00:08:08,979 --> 00:08:10,396 (mutters) clunky. 184 00:08:16,003 --> 00:08:17,670 (country rock music) 185 00:08:21,716 --> 00:08:22,716 (car revs) 186 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,186 ♫ Sun coming up now 187 00:08:34,187 --> 00:08:36,337 ♫ Early break of dawn 188 00:08:36,338 --> 00:08:38,002 ♫ (mumbles) got his handcuffs 189 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,503 ♫ Jail bus is gone 190 00:08:40,441 --> 00:08:43,608 ♫ He lived his life by the Alabama key 191 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:48,440 ♫ His spent his last night in the city 192 00:08:48,441 --> 00:08:52,051 ♫ Who (mumbles) wagons was his game for sure 193 00:08:52,052 --> 00:08:55,302 ♫ A break in hot wire, he's gunning for 194 00:08:56,275 --> 00:09:00,501 ♫ Top dollar for two doors and six figure rides 195 00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:04,036 ♫ He spent his last night in the city 196 00:09:04,037 --> 00:09:07,939 ♫ As a younger man, that's when he learned 197 00:09:07,940 --> 00:09:12,228 ♫ His daddy taught the tricks of the trade 198 00:09:12,229 --> 00:09:16,085 ♫ Don't get greedy or you'll get burned 199 00:09:16,086 --> 00:09:18,443 ♫ He got a taste for money, it hooked him 200 00:09:18,444 --> 00:09:20,944 ♫ For life, for life, for life 201 00:09:23,842 --> 00:09:26,401 ♫ You in trouble now, boy 202 00:09:26,402 --> 00:09:27,902 (synthesizer solo) 203 00:09:38,505 --> 00:09:39,505 (piano solo) 204 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:57,200 (electric guitar solo) 205 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,800 ♫ As a younger man, that's when he learned 206 00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:20,106 ♫ His daddy taught the tricks of the trade 207 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:23,759 ♫ Don't get greedy or you'll get burned 208 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,956 ♫ He never saw it coming and they booked him 209 00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:28,457 ♫ For life, for life, for life 210 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:33,784 ♫ Banking it high or banking it low 211 00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:37,599 ♫ Do the simple math, boy, add up the dough 212 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:42,176 ♫ Be careful what you wish for if you wanna live free 213 00:10:42,177 --> 00:10:45,917 ♫ Don't live your life by the Alabama key 214 00:10:45,918 --> 00:10:49,815 ♫ Don't live your life by the Alabama key 215 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,752 ♫ Don't live your life by the Alabama key 216 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:57,336 ♫ Don't live your life by the Alabama key ♫ 217 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:08,399 (humming) 218 00:11:10,407 --> 00:11:12,354 - Did you begin this in prison? 219 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,749 It's very effective. 220 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:15,725 - Can I help you? 221 00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:17,265 - Yes, I would like to get on the 222 00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,253 very next ferry to the island. 223 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:20,337 - No problem. 224 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,703 - And I just want a one way. 225 00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:23,796 - Just a one way? 226 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,500 - That's right, just a one way. 227 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:26,637 - You know it's cheaper if you 228 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:28,710 buy them both at the same time. 229 00:11:28,711 --> 00:11:29,967 - Uh huh, thank you very much for 230 00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:31,266 that information, I would just like 231 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,622 the one way ticket, I'll buy the return later. 232 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:35,248 - But if you buy the round trip, 233 00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:36,710 we give you a ticket... 234 00:11:36,711 --> 00:11:38,050 - Lady, can I just have the damn ticket 235 00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:39,961 and then we can get on with this? 236 00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:40,962 - Okay then. 237 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:45,917 12 dollars. 238 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:56,264 - That could hurt someone. 239 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,591 - Jackass. 240 00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:03,279 (remixed banjo music) 241 00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:49,509 - Hey, hey! 242 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,301 Sit down and stop it! 243 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:33,656 (loud clang) 244 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,828 (horse clomping) 245 00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:39,614 (country jazz music) 246 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:17,979 - Hi, can I please have a... 247 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,730 - I'll be right back. 248 00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:25,934 - Hi, can I have a gin and tonic please? 249 00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:26,946 - Coming right up. 250 00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:28,043 - And a glass of water? 251 00:17:28,044 --> 00:17:29,044 - Sure. 252 00:17:38,245 --> 00:17:39,543 Here you go. 253 00:17:39,544 --> 00:17:41,661 - Great, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask, I need a lime. 254 00:17:41,662 --> 00:17:43,246 - Give me a minute. 255 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,421 Here you go. 256 00:17:52,422 --> 00:17:53,681 - Okay. 257 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,589 Oh, I need a lime. 258 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,333 - Shit, I forgot. 259 00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:58,466 You ready to order? 260 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,240 - I really need the lime. 261 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,542 - I'll be right back. 262 00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,574 - And like bam, right in the shoulder. 263 00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:05,360 Spun me around, and then I ended 264 00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:06,946 up in the grass, I don't even know 265 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:08,208 how I ended up in the grass, 266 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:10,542 but the bike was over there. 267 00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,248 - Here you go, sir. 268 00:18:13,249 --> 00:18:14,345 - Are you kidding? 269 00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:15,810 You kidding me? 270 00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,513 That's a lemon. 271 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,185 - That's all that's back there. 272 00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:20,324 - In a bar? 273 00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:22,575 - That's all I could find. 274 00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:26,846 You ready to order? 275 00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:32,540 - Why do they have to print this 276 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,290 thing so small, I mean can you... 277 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,658 - I can read it. 278 00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:37,325 - All right, fine, do you have white fish? 279 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,160 - We do. 280 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:38,993 - Okay. 281 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,360 - And it's excellent. 282 00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:41,540 - Thank you, I'll just... 283 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,718 - We're sold out. 284 00:18:42,719 --> 00:18:44,915 Some other guy got the last one. 285 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,000 - I gotta pee like nobody's business. 286 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,206 I'm gonna see you guys in a minute. 287 00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,506 - What other fish do you have? 288 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,398 - Fish and chips. 289 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,394 - I don't, no, what fish do you have? 290 00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,333 That's not fish, that's some snack food. 291 00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,334 - Hey Jean! 292 00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:01,906 Listen, Kevin and Greg have had 293 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,155 way too much, so you're gonna have 294 00:19:03,156 --> 00:19:04,577 to cut them off, all right? 295 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,963 - Okay. 296 00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:07,225 - Sorry, fish and chips? 297 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:08,643 - Fine. 298 00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:22,601 (no audio) 299 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,263 - Here. 300 00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:28,295 - Just give me the bill. 301 00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:29,129 - Now? 302 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:29,999 - Just give me the bill. 303 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,093 - Aren't you gonna eat? 304 00:19:31,094 --> 00:19:32,433 - Just, can I please have the bill? 305 00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:33,935 - You're not gonna eat it? 306 00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:35,516 - May I have the bill? 307 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:36,732 - No dessert? 308 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:37,993 - Would you give me the bill please? 309 00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:39,049 - No coffee? 310 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:42,133 - Give me the, give me the damn bill. 311 00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:45,951 What does that say? 312 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:46,952 - $19.34. 313 00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,684 - Keep the change. 314 00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,579 (crowd laughing) 315 00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:14,016 - Hey, aren't you that little prick from Chicago 316 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:15,404 who wrote the review about my stuff? 317 00:20:15,405 --> 00:20:16,607 - No, I'm sorry. 318 00:20:16,608 --> 00:20:18,010 - No, wait wait wait! - Hey hey hey hey! 319 00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:19,232 - From the gallery! 320 00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:21,261 You're the critic guy. 321 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,845 - You got the wrong guy, now just calm down. 322 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,157 - No, not so fast, buddy. 323 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,053 - You know what? 324 00:20:26,054 --> 00:20:27,434 Fine, I'm the critic. 325 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,180 What do you want? 326 00:20:29,181 --> 00:20:32,267 - That show was supposed to run for two weeks. 327 00:20:32,268 --> 00:20:34,990 It got pulled after two days because of you. 328 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:36,863 - Get over it and good night. 329 00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:38,975 Ahh, there's a large animal right there. 330 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:39,910 You know what? 331 00:20:39,911 --> 00:20:41,088 You just about killed me, why don't you 332 00:20:41,089 --> 00:20:42,101 watch where you're going? 333 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,195 - Nice work, Mikey! 334 00:20:43,196 --> 00:20:45,020 - Sorry Mister, but you ran into us. 335 00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:46,480 - Yeah, he's got a point you know. 336 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:49,401 Hey, I'm still a little bit thirsty, what do you 337 00:20:49,402 --> 00:20:51,260 say you and me go get a drink, huh? 338 00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:52,095 - How about not? 339 00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:53,784 How about I just walk you right over there. 340 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,244 - What, no no, hey, - Put you on the curb... 341 00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:56,137 - No, I just... 342 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:57,516 - Park you like a bike. 343 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,897 - I just saved your life you know, 344 00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:00,765 the least you can do is buy me a little drink. 345 00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:02,596 - You didn't save my life, and I'm, 346 00:21:02,597 --> 00:21:04,137 all right, you know what? 347 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:04,972 One drlnk. 348 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:05,968 - All right, fine. 349 00:21:05,969 --> 00:21:07,143 - One drink, stop hitting me. 350 00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:07,977 - I'm sorry. 351 00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:08,933 - Where do you wanna go? 352 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:09,866 - Let's go right over, no, 353 00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:11,083 the horse is there. - There's the large horse. 354 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:11,918 - This way! 355 00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:12,918 Follow me! 356 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:15,508 (horse neighs) 357 00:21:15,509 --> 00:21:16,509 To art! 358 00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:18,548 To whoever the hell he is. 359 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:19,549 (laughing) 360 00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:24,373 - Okay, that was a really old joke, 361 00:21:24,374 --> 00:21:26,200 and this is not Plymouth Gin. 362 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,828 - Listen, listen, listen. 363 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:31,996 How about you stop with the criticism starting now. 364 00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:34,855 - And she forgot the lime, what is... 365 00:21:34,856 --> 00:21:35,939 - (stammers). 366 00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:44,196 So tell me, what makes you so damn qualified anyway, huh? 367 00:21:44,197 --> 00:21:46,228 - Well I'll tell you what, it's like the 368 00:21:46,229 --> 00:21:48,545 old saying goes, I don't know much 369 00:21:48,546 --> 00:21:51,593 about art, but I know what I loathe. 370 00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:55,761 Luckily for me, guys like you give me plenty of material. 371 00:21:57,356 --> 00:21:58,534 - Howdy ho, Frank. 372 00:21:58,535 --> 00:22:00,485 - What do you mean guys like me? 373 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,865 - Come on, are you shitting me, 374 00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:04,220 that boob sculpture with the motor uterus, 375 00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:05,380 did you see that... 376 00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:09,131 - (laughs) Way to go, Marshall, you rock man! 377 00:22:11,028 --> 00:22:15,195 Marshall, I would like to introduce you to MJ Clayton. 378 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:19,955 This is that dickweed art critic from 379 00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:21,602 Chicago who shut my show down. 380 00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:23,603 - No kidding. 381 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:28,833 Can I buy you a drink or something? 382 00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:32,484 - I would save your pennies for an attorney. 383 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,587 - Whoa, looks like we 384 00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:36,346 had a little excitement here. 385 00:22:36,347 --> 00:22:37,887 - Please call the police. 386 00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:39,879 - Yeah, I'm probably not gonna do that. 387 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,236 - Hey, did your divorce go through yet? 388 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,509 - That's none of your damn business. 389 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:45,729 (mumbles). 390 00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,190 - Excuse me, I have been entrapped 391 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,691 in a booth and punched, I've asked you 392 00:22:48,692 --> 00:22:50,032 to call the police, if you do not 393 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:52,877 call the police you are an accessory... 394 00:22:52,878 --> 00:22:53,878 Dasha. 395 00:22:55,229 --> 00:22:56,164 - Another round? 396 00:22:56,164 --> 00:22:57,014 - Damn right. 397 00:22:57,015 --> 00:22:58,347 - Another round! 398 00:23:05,546 --> 00:23:07,943 - All right, I need to get out of here, excuse me. 399 00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:08,838 Excuse me. 400 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:10,504 - This is good beer. 401 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,125 (laughing) 402 00:23:16,548 --> 00:23:18,132 - No, no, that's... 403 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:19,981 (laughing) 404 00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:24,063 The other thing, art, art is for 405 00:23:24,064 --> 00:23:26,897 the simple pleasure of viewing it. 406 00:23:28,939 --> 00:23:30,689 Not for analyzing it. 407 00:23:32,389 --> 00:23:34,092 That, stop it, that is where it's 408 00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:37,829 all gone screwy, and you're to blame. 409 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,899 - Okay fellas, last round. 410 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,170 - Oh thank God for you. 411 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,231 - Can I have your name? 412 00:23:43,232 --> 00:23:44,902 Can I have your little nametag? 413 00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:46,162 - No! 414 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,413 Hey you, limes! 415 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:53,104 - Oh, you got your limes finally. 416 00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:54,082 Oh, just... 417 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,674 - You spilled it. 418 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:57,675 - Perfect. 419 00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:00,393 (laughing) 420 00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:04,027 - I'll tell you what else is to blame, you suck. 421 00:24:04,028 --> 00:24:04,961 (laughing) 422 00:24:04,962 --> 00:24:07,642 That's the whole reason that art has gone screwy. 423 00:24:07,643 --> 00:24:08,726 No, you suck. 424 00:24:09,835 --> 00:24:11,985 You're awful nice though. 425 00:24:11,986 --> 00:24:13,284 - Aw, thanks. 426 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,110 (laughing) You know what though? 427 00:24:15,111 --> 00:24:16,734 Now if you think it's so easy, 428 00:24:16,735 --> 00:24:18,721 why don't you come up with something 429 00:24:18,722 --> 00:24:20,549 and then we'll be the critics. 430 00:24:20,550 --> 00:24:22,087 - Hey, there's an art festival 431 00:24:22,088 --> 00:24:23,794 coming up right here on the island. 432 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,296 - Oh perfect! 433 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,858 - Oh I don't think so. 434 00:24:26,859 --> 00:24:28,666 - Come on, you big wussy! 435 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,126 - You know what an art festival 436 00:24:30,127 --> 00:24:31,466 on an island's gonna be? 437 00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,175 It's gonna be two city blocks full of 438 00:24:33,176 --> 00:24:36,759 bad Van Goghs, like an inch thick of paint. 439 00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:39,838 No. 440 00:24:39,839 --> 00:24:41,872 - That is some kind of an opinion right there. 441 00:24:41,873 --> 00:24:43,291 - That's right, you know what, 442 00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:44,590 and he said that he wasn't gonna 443 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:46,091 be critical anymore tonight. 444 00:24:46,092 --> 00:24:47,882 - Maybe I should just punch you again. 445 00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:49,325 - Oh that would really scare me. 446 00:24:49,326 --> 00:24:50,494 (laughs) 447 00:24:50,495 --> 00:24:52,565 - Oh, (mumbles) now listen, wait a minute. 448 00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,109 The art show's on Friday, right? 449 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:58,276 That means that gives you a week to come up with something. 450 00:24:59,507 --> 00:25:01,089 - What was the topic? 451 00:25:01,090 --> 00:25:03,450 - The art, you were gonna paint something! 452 00:25:03,451 --> 00:25:05,236 - Okay, let me just tell you one thing. 453 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,913 I could take a brush and clench it 454 00:25:07,914 --> 00:25:10,270 in the muscles of my ass cheeks and 455 00:25:10,271 --> 00:25:12,630 do a finer painting than any of the 456 00:25:12,631 --> 00:25:14,905 tit based sculptures that you have 457 00:25:14,906 --> 00:25:16,733 ever done in your life. 458 00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:18,927 - All right, you know what? 459 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,511 500 bucks says you can't do it. 460 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,262 - You're on. 461 00:25:27,983 --> 00:25:29,816 - This oughta be good. 462 00:25:30,744 --> 00:25:31,744 (laughing) 463 00:25:33,143 --> 00:25:35,665 - I can see it now. 464 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:39,832 Famous Jackass Critic Loses 500 Bucks Drawing Stick Figure. 465 00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:42,675 (laughing) 466 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,571 (loud hammering) 467 00:26:08,627 --> 00:26:10,544 - Excuse me, excuse me! 468 00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:17,089 (groans) 469 00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:20,980 - Morning, neighbor! 470 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:23,258 - Hi, what are you, ow! 471 00:26:23,259 --> 00:26:25,491 What are you, what are you doing? 472 00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:26,871 - I'm finally getting 473 00:26:26,872 --> 00:26:29,712 around to those old birdhouse. 474 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,713 - It's... 475 00:26:32,555 --> 00:26:33,555 It's dawn. 476 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:37,210 - Actually it's almost 10:30. 477 00:26:38,529 --> 00:26:40,314 This old place has been in my family 478 00:26:40,315 --> 00:26:41,815 for over 85 years. 479 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:45,436 Kinda nice, isn't it? 480 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,771 - Could you, ow! 481 00:26:47,912 --> 00:26:51,194 Could you please please please stop hammering. 482 00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:52,861 - Well sure I guess. 483 00:26:54,728 --> 00:26:57,046 You're the new owner? 484 00:26:57,047 --> 00:26:58,790 - I inherited it. 485 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,088 - Good for you. 486 00:27:00,089 --> 00:27:01,636 Takes a lot of work to keep these 487 00:27:01,637 --> 00:27:04,471 old cottages up you know. (vomits) 488 00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:09,470 Are you gonna be all right? 489 00:27:09,471 --> 00:27:11,258 - Oh yeah, oh yeah. 490 00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:12,555 - Should I call a doctor? 491 00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:13,491 - No. 492 00:27:13,491 --> 00:27:14,491 (vomits) 493 00:27:16,697 --> 00:27:18,447 (classic blues music) 494 00:27:55,645 --> 00:27:56,645 (knocking) 495 00:29:32,474 --> 00:29:35,057 (remixed acoustic guitar music) 496 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:03,660 Ahh, gah! 497 00:30:31,478 --> 00:30:33,707 This, do you have a cart that doesn't 498 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:37,053 have those little spinning things? 499 00:30:37,054 --> 00:30:39,312 - For right now that's the only cart I have. 500 00:30:39,313 --> 00:30:40,692 - Just come with me and carry my 501 00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:42,479 stuff, would you please, this is ridiculous 502 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,313 and I have (mumbles). 503 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,224 - 24.60 please. 504 00:31:45,694 --> 00:31:46,708 - How are you? 505 00:31:46,709 --> 00:31:48,174 - Pretty good, how are you doing today? 506 00:31:48,175 --> 00:31:49,676 - I want some coffee. 507 00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:51,098 How old is the coffee? 508 00:31:51,099 --> 00:31:52,601 No, I know where the coffee is. 509 00:31:52,602 --> 00:31:53,939 - It was made this... 510 00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:55,522 - It was made this morning, at the crack of dawn? 511 00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:57,068 Is this an antique shop or groceries? 512 00:31:57,069 --> 00:31:59,345 Someone needs to put on a fresh pot of coffee. 513 00:31:59,346 --> 00:32:00,179 - Okay, yup. 514 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,330 - It sits there, the oils and the sediment, 515 00:32:01,331 --> 00:32:02,915 that's very unhealthy, it's acrid. 516 00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:04,458 - Sure. 517 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:05,712 - Anyway, I was saying you guys 518 00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:07,375 really spruced this place up. 519 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,230 It's nice. 520 00:32:08,231 --> 00:32:10,789 - Yeah, we did some good remodeling this year. 521 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:13,374 It was done pretty quickly too. 522 00:32:44,191 --> 00:32:45,794 This is excellent. 523 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:47,214 We get this from the mainland, 524 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,510 it came in this morning. 525 00:32:48,511 --> 00:32:51,141 - I know it, I love that stuff. 526 00:32:51,142 --> 00:32:53,300 - This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. 527 00:32:53,301 --> 00:32:54,436 That could just spill on anybody, 528 00:32:54,437 --> 00:32:55,980 it could spill on her right over there. 529 00:32:55,981 --> 00:32:56,875 - I'll take that. 530 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:57,849 - No, don't touch it, it's gonna get 531 00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:58,944 all over the place and I need that, 532 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:00,447 I need some aspirin, where's your aspirin? 533 00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:02,644 - Just down the aisle on your right. 534 00:33:02,645 --> 00:33:06,015 - I'm allergic to most aspirin. 535 00:33:06,016 --> 00:33:07,274 - What do we got here? 536 00:33:07,275 --> 00:33:08,975 - This tuna's excellent. 537 00:33:08,976 --> 00:33:09,809 - Healthy. 538 00:33:09,809 --> 00:33:10,804 - It's in water, not oil. 539 00:33:10,804 --> 00:33:11,637 - Healthy. 540 00:33:11,637 --> 00:33:12,470 - How much is this?! 541 00:33:12,471 --> 00:33:15,304 - I like it with chopped pickles. 542 00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:21,426 Here you go, 23.10 is your total today. 543 00:33:21,427 --> 00:33:23,821 - Ooh, I got 20 is all I got, 20. 544 00:33:23,822 --> 00:33:25,124 - That's okay. 545 00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:27,399 Just bring the other three bucks when you're around. 546 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,739 - Super, thanks a lot, appreciate it. 547 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,676 - You're welcome. 548 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:30,510 - Nice to see you. 549 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:33,166 - Good to see you too. 550 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:35,667 Do you want your receipt, sir? 551 00:33:50,122 --> 00:33:52,274 - Morning, Clayton! 552 00:33:52,275 --> 00:33:53,738 - Hey Frank. 553 00:33:53,739 --> 00:33:55,686 - Boy, you sure can hold your booze, can't you? 554 00:33:55,687 --> 00:33:57,066 - Well I can, as it turns out, 555 00:33:57,067 --> 00:34:00,319 but I have a series of other issues 556 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,690 today which make me feel under the 557 00:34:03,691 --> 00:34:05,358 weather, so I think I'm just going 558 00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:07,188 to go home and then I'll see you later. 559 00:34:07,189 --> 00:34:08,327 - Your house is that way. 560 00:34:08,328 --> 00:34:09,871 - I knew that, but what was hoping 561 00:34:09,872 --> 00:34:12,515 to do was pick up some fudge because 562 00:34:12,516 --> 00:34:16,372 even sick, I just feel like fudge sometimes. 563 00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:17,430 - Yeah. 564 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:20,071 Hey, did you get the box of art supplies I left? 565 00:34:20,072 --> 00:34:21,086 - I did. 566 00:34:21,087 --> 00:34:23,606 I don't know what that relates to, 567 00:34:23,607 --> 00:34:27,100 but whatever it is, it doesn't mean anything to me. 568 00:34:27,101 --> 00:34:31,241 - Oh now wait a minute now, we had an agreement. 569 00:34:31,242 --> 00:34:32,947 You made it pretty clear last night 570 00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:35,302 that you could create better art than me. 571 00:34:35,303 --> 00:34:36,239 - I said that? 572 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,028 - Yeah, yeah, pretty cocky huh? 573 00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:39,733 - That is pretty cocky, but I think that we 574 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:42,580 can safely say that that was the liquor talking. 575 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,040 - Well it may have been the liquor, 576 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:45,501 but it was your words. 577 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:47,614 - Okay, but the thing is I feel 578 00:34:47,615 --> 00:34:49,078 that whatever it was I said, that if I 579 00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:52,119 did say that I'm sorry, I didn't say it. 580 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,703 - Well I would love to let you 581 00:34:53,704 --> 00:34:55,738 get away with that, but I can't. 582 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:58,133 - And that is because... 583 00:34:58,134 --> 00:34:59,877 - Because the final entries were submitted 584 00:34:59,878 --> 00:35:01,992 this morning and yours was one of them. 585 00:35:01,993 --> 00:35:03,740 Oh by the way, you owe me 50 bucks for that. 586 00:35:03,741 --> 00:35:05,370 I gave you acrylics in the box, 587 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:06,923 I hope you like acrylics. 588 00:35:06,924 --> 00:35:08,497 I think it's really romantic medium. 589 00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:09,856 They are thrilled that you're gonna 590 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,236 be a part of this, by the way. 591 00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:13,021 - I hate acrylics. 592 00:35:13,022 --> 00:35:14,483 Here's the thing, I'm on vacation 593 00:35:14,484 --> 00:35:16,234 and I really can't... 594 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,605 Be in your little competition. 595 00:35:19,606 --> 00:35:20,947 - Well it's a little late for that 596 00:35:20,948 --> 00:35:22,289 'cause you are a part of the 597 00:35:22,290 --> 00:35:23,709 Little Island Art Competition. 598 00:35:23,710 --> 00:35:25,117 Oh, by the way, I think they're gonna make 599 00:35:25,118 --> 00:35:27,189 you some kind of a dignitary or something. 600 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,190 Good luck. 601 00:35:28,979 --> 00:35:31,229 (acoustic guitar pop music) 602 00:36:23,794 --> 00:36:25,658 - Something I can help you with? 603 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:27,937 - We met last night at the bar. 604 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:28,938 Marshall! 605 00:36:30,943 --> 00:36:32,646 - You hit me. 606 00:36:32,647 --> 00:36:34,842 - Yeah, I wanted to apologize about that. 607 00:36:34,843 --> 00:36:35,677 Are you okay? 608 00:36:35,678 --> 00:36:37,979 - Why don't you get the hell out of my house?! 609 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:39,524 - I was hoping you could help me. 610 00:36:39,525 --> 00:36:40,609 - With what?! 611 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:43,463 - You know Frank's a friend of mine, 612 00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:45,537 and he sorta thinks that I'm part 613 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:48,788 of the whole art community like he is. 614 00:36:50,415 --> 00:36:52,364 I had a highway striping business, 615 00:36:52,365 --> 00:36:53,415 I spent a little too much time 616 00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,999 drinking and lost it. 617 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,299 - Uh huh. 618 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,720 - I never really told him the only 619 00:36:57,721 --> 00:36:59,671 paint I used was yellow. 620 00:36:59,672 --> 00:37:01,053 - That's very funny. 621 00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:02,919 - Now that has to stay our little secret. 622 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,752 - We're not having and secrets large or small. 623 00:37:04,753 --> 00:37:06,169 What do you want? 624 00:37:07,275 --> 00:37:08,735 - I need somebody to help me and 625 00:37:08,736 --> 00:37:10,278 you're the perfect guy! 626 00:37:10,279 --> 00:37:12,351 - Spit it out, I got a headache. 627 00:37:12,352 --> 00:37:14,100 - I signed up for the art festival. 628 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:14,993 - And? 629 00:37:14,994 --> 00:37:16,291 - I don't know, it's something I 630 00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:17,601 always really wanted to do. 631 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:20,077 - Well do it and get out, I don't want 632 00:37:20,078 --> 00:37:22,353 you here, I want to take a nap! 633 00:37:22,354 --> 00:37:24,870 - Frank tells me that you signed up too. 634 00:37:24,871 --> 00:37:26,737 - I did not sign up, he signed me 635 00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:27,995 up, it doesn't count, I have nothing 636 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,705 to do with that festival. 637 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,695 - Your name's on the list. 638 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:32,914 - What list? 639 00:37:32,915 --> 00:37:33,929 - The list. 640 00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:35,514 It's even on the website. 641 00:37:35,515 --> 00:37:36,771 - You are shitting me. 642 00:37:36,772 --> 00:37:38,189 - No, I just saw it! 643 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:39,689 - Well I don't care, it doesn't count, 644 00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:41,067 I am not part of that festival. 645 00:37:41,068 --> 00:37:42,610 - But can you help me? 646 00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,664 - No. 647 00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:44,759 - Oh come on. 648 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,546 I just need somebody with a fresh 649 00:37:46,547 --> 00:37:47,816 set of eyes to take a look at my 650 00:37:47,817 --> 00:37:49,365 work and help me a little bit. 651 00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:50,366 Here. 652 00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:56,798 - What is that? 653 00:37:56,799 --> 00:37:57,935 - Can't you see? 654 00:37:57,936 --> 00:38:01,269 It's the flower emerging from the ashes. 655 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,199 - It looks like a bunch of bananas 656 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,200 emerging from the ashes. 657 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:11,618 - That's why I need the help. 658 00:38:11,619 --> 00:38:14,203 - Well I am not an art teacher. 659 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:18,775 - Could you at least think about it? 660 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:21,526 Look, I'll come back tomorrow and 661 00:38:21,527 --> 00:38:24,153 I'll leave this right here just 662 00:38:24,154 --> 00:38:26,873 in case you get a minute. 663 00:38:26,874 --> 00:38:28,790 - Why don't you just... 664 00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,871 - Yes, you're right, don't wanna be a pest. 665 00:38:31,872 --> 00:38:33,049 I'll stop by tomorrow, maybe you'll be 666 00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:34,431 feeling better by then. 667 00:38:34,432 --> 00:38:35,265 Thanks a ton. 668 00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:36,823 - Yeah, take that a put it on the porch. 669 00:38:36,824 --> 00:38:39,657 It might be better with dew on it. 670 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:47,335 (knocking) 671 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:54,209 (louder knocking) 672 00:39:13,387 --> 00:39:14,278 Excuse me! 673 00:39:14,279 --> 00:39:15,865 Hi, were you knocking just now? 674 00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:17,082 - No, I don't wanna bother you, but... 675 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:19,071 - No, it's fine, I was just distracted. 676 00:39:19,072 --> 00:39:20,897 - Are you MJ Clayton? 677 00:39:20,898 --> 00:39:22,641 - Yes I am. 678 00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:24,799 - I was hoping I could have a word with you. 679 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,777 - Of course! 680 00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:26,777 Come on in. 681 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,183 - I'm Lisa. 682 00:39:32,184 --> 00:39:33,684 - Hi, Lisa. 683 00:39:33,685 --> 00:39:37,561 Would you like to have a thing of drink? 684 00:39:37,562 --> 00:39:39,303 - No thanks, I'm not gonna take 685 00:39:39,304 --> 00:39:40,928 up too much of your time. 686 00:39:40,929 --> 00:39:41,825 - Have a seat. 687 00:39:41,825 --> 00:39:42,825 - All right. 688 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,161 I heard you were on the island. 689 00:39:48,162 --> 00:39:50,270 I figured, I assumed it had something 690 00:39:50,271 --> 00:39:52,180 to do with the festival, our festival. 691 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,010 - Oh, that's funny because actually 692 00:39:54,011 --> 00:39:56,769 I'm here vacationing and the whole 693 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,530 art festival is kind of a coincidence. 694 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,531 - Oh. 695 00:40:02,012 --> 00:40:04,179 Well I was wondering if... 696 00:40:05,299 --> 00:40:06,759 If maybe you could help me with 697 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,426 some of my painting, I entered the 698 00:40:08,427 --> 00:40:09,966 art contest and I really just think 699 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:11,588 if I just had a little bit of advice 700 00:40:11,589 --> 00:40:13,506 then I would do better. 701 00:40:17,398 --> 00:40:19,565 I'm sorry, this is insane. 702 00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:23,039 You have better things to do, I"m sorry... 703 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,582 - Oh no no, oh no no no no no, 704 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:26,083 let me be the judge of that. 705 00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:29,457 I really would like your things, your paintings. 706 00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:30,291 - Really? 707 00:40:30,292 --> 00:40:31,729 You're not just saying that? 708 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:32,563 - No! 709 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,203 One of the greatest joys in my 710 00:40:34,204 --> 00:40:37,454 life is in just nurturing young talent. 711 00:40:38,459 --> 00:40:40,354 - That's great, I just, I left my 712 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:42,266 painting out by the fence. 713 00:40:42,267 --> 00:40:43,568 (laughing) 714 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:44,865 I know, but I'm gonna get them. 715 00:40:44,866 --> 00:40:46,479 - All right. 716 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,833 - If you're sure. 717 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,220 - Oh no, I'm not so sure. 718 00:40:49,221 --> 00:40:50,682 - You're totally sure? 719 00:40:50,683 --> 00:40:52,955 - Okay, I'll be very (mumbles). 720 00:40:52,956 --> 00:40:55,623 - Okay, great, thank you. 721 00:41:11,362 --> 00:41:12,745 Are you sure this is okay? 722 00:41:12,746 --> 00:41:13,643 - Absolutely. 723 00:41:13,644 --> 00:41:15,920 Can't wait to see. 724 00:41:15,921 --> 00:41:17,300 - Thank you so much. 725 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:18,301 - Sure. 726 00:41:21,154 --> 00:41:23,988 - (mumbles) what I wanna show you. 727 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:28,985 That, that one. 728 00:41:31,594 --> 00:41:32,428 Well? 729 00:41:32,429 --> 00:41:34,027 - You have talent. 730 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:35,528 What else you got? 731 00:41:43,765 --> 00:41:45,098 - That's just... 732 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:50,808 This one. 733 00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:53,496 It's of my grandmother. 734 00:41:56,459 --> 00:41:58,459 - This is unbelievable. 735 00:41:59,869 --> 00:42:00,869 - I... 736 00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:03,695 I'm pretty happy with it I think. 737 00:42:03,696 --> 00:42:05,909 - This is incredible, you did this?! 738 00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:08,743 - Yes, I did, it took a long time. 739 00:42:10,132 --> 00:42:12,084 - It should take a long time, this is, 740 00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:13,835 this, I'm speechless! 741 00:42:15,615 --> 00:42:17,078 - I just know that I'm gonna 742 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:19,435 be up against some really good 743 00:42:19,436 --> 00:42:21,436 stuff and I just, any... 744 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,174 I'm open to suggestions. 745 00:42:29,597 --> 00:42:31,949 Anything that you wanna... 746 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:32,950 - Okay. 747 00:42:35,927 --> 00:42:36,927 This... 748 00:42:37,999 --> 00:42:40,082 This shading right there? 749 00:42:41,898 --> 00:42:43,687 Maybe that's a little bit strong, 750 00:42:43,688 --> 00:42:46,207 just a little bit because sometimes 751 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:48,970 the beauty of shadows is that you can, 752 00:42:48,971 --> 00:42:51,249 if there's a little bit of detail, 753 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,563 you can see into it almost like 754 00:42:53,564 --> 00:42:55,731 you can feel the darkness. 755 00:42:58,321 --> 00:43:00,571 Similarly, the skin tones, 756 00:43:02,502 --> 00:43:05,020 maybe they're a little bit, just in there, 757 00:43:05,021 --> 00:43:07,943 a little bit robust 'cause she's frail and 758 00:43:07,944 --> 00:43:11,861 you might wanna portray that in the skin tones. 759 00:43:14,317 --> 00:43:15,901 I haven't seen anything else that's 760 00:43:15,902 --> 00:43:17,486 gonna be entered in the festival, 761 00:43:17,487 --> 00:43:19,560 but this is fantastic. 762 00:43:19,561 --> 00:43:23,824 - You know, my grandmother, she passed away 763 00:43:23,825 --> 00:43:27,741 a few months ago, so this painting is really... 764 00:43:32,633 --> 00:43:33,633 Sorry. 765 00:43:35,518 --> 00:43:36,518 (sobbing) 766 00:43:42,952 --> 00:43:44,457 - It's okay. 767 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,458 Shh... 768 00:43:56,693 --> 00:43:57,943 - I'm gonna go. 769 00:43:59,683 --> 00:44:00,517 - Okay. 770 00:44:00,518 --> 00:44:02,111 - Thank you so much though, 771 00:44:02,112 --> 00:44:03,904 I'm gonna make those changes. 772 00:44:03,905 --> 00:44:05,526 - Well now don't do anything rash. 773 00:44:05,527 --> 00:44:07,110 - No, I'm gonna do those things that you said. 774 00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:08,369 - Don't just fix them because 775 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:10,197 I said to fix them because I was trying to... 776 00:44:10,198 --> 00:44:11,702 - I think it's a really good idea, I think. 777 00:44:11,703 --> 00:44:13,486 - You're welcome here any time. 778 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:15,678 - Thank you, that means a lot to me. 779 00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:16,775 - You know what? 780 00:44:16,776 --> 00:44:18,359 You wanna grab a quick dinner sometime? 781 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,693 - I'll find you. 782 00:44:24,207 --> 00:44:25,207 - Wow. 783 00:44:39,404 --> 00:44:40,571 (phone buzzes) 784 00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:46,921 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 785 00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:50,146 Hello? 786 00:44:52,187 --> 00:44:56,354 Oh come on, we've been over this a thousand times. 787 00:44:57,668 --> 00:45:00,021 Look, look, look, I treat them all the same, 788 00:45:00,022 --> 00:45:04,000 it is not my fault that they're all terrible. 789 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:06,251 They should know the truth. 790 00:45:08,061 --> 00:45:09,228 Oh is that so? 791 00:45:12,075 --> 00:45:16,058 Are you kidding me, he is in editorial! 792 00:45:16,059 --> 00:45:17,559 Really? (knocking) 793 00:45:19,106 --> 00:45:23,082 All right all right, don't do anything hasty, just... 794 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:24,545 Give me a couple days to sort things out, 795 00:45:24,546 --> 00:45:25,966 I'll call you, okay? 796 00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:27,671 Okay, yeah, bye. 797 00:45:27,672 --> 00:45:28,971 - Is everything okay? 798 00:45:28,972 --> 00:45:30,806 - Oh yeah, it's great. 799 00:45:31,814 --> 00:45:33,148 - I just wanted to let you know 800 00:45:33,149 --> 00:45:34,854 that my schedule freed up for dinner 801 00:45:34,855 --> 00:45:37,291 if the offer is still good. 802 00:45:37,292 --> 00:45:38,954 - Well yeah. 803 00:45:38,955 --> 00:45:42,083 Great, where do you wanna go? 804 00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:43,624 - The Crestridge is good with me. 805 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:44,763 - Crestridge is great. 806 00:45:44,764 --> 00:45:45,598 - Okay. 807 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:46,995 - Meet you there around seven? 808 00:45:46,996 --> 00:45:48,818 - Seven it is. 809 00:45:48,819 --> 00:45:49,870 Okay. 810 00:45:49,871 --> 00:45:51,331 (laughs) Bye. 811 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:52,332 - Bye. 812 00:45:56,766 --> 00:45:57,766 Damn. 813 00:46:02,110 --> 00:46:04,193 (oddball banjo pop music) 814 00:48:33,459 --> 00:48:34,459 (knocking) 815 00:48:39,191 --> 00:48:40,608 (louder knocking) 816 00:49:03,534 --> 00:49:05,020 - Can I help you? 817 00:49:05,021 --> 00:49:07,687 - I'm sorry, is this a bad time? 818 00:49:08,546 --> 00:49:10,463 - No, not particularly. 819 00:49:12,893 --> 00:49:15,143 - Is that for the art show? 820 00:49:16,091 --> 00:49:18,549 - I don't know, maybe. 821 00:49:18,550 --> 00:49:20,094 - I'm Mary Beth. 822 00:49:20,095 --> 00:49:22,362 I'm in charge of the festival this weekend. 823 00:49:22,363 --> 00:49:24,047 I just heard you were on the island and I 824 00:49:24,048 --> 00:49:26,403 simply had to come by and introduce myself. 825 00:49:26,404 --> 00:49:28,274 - Well it's a pleasure to meet you. 826 00:49:28,275 --> 00:49:30,181 - I saw your name on the list of participants. 827 00:49:30,182 --> 00:49:31,805 - Yeah, that's a mistake. 828 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:34,445 Somebody's playing a dirty joke on me. 829 00:49:34,446 --> 00:49:36,880 - No, don't be modest. 830 00:49:36,881 --> 00:49:38,220 People are excited that an artist 831 00:49:38,221 --> 00:49:39,724 of your caliber is taking the time 832 00:49:39,725 --> 00:49:42,120 to participate in our festival. 833 00:49:42,121 --> 00:49:43,340 - Really? 834 00:49:43,341 --> 00:49:44,600 - Yeah, people come from 835 00:49:44,601 --> 00:49:46,549 all over the Midwest to be a part of it. 836 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:49,596 We even had someone from New York show up last year. 837 00:49:49,597 --> 00:49:50,930 It's really fun. 838 00:49:52,403 --> 00:49:54,148 - Want a drink? 839 00:49:54,149 --> 00:49:56,066 - That would be lovely. 840 00:50:02,147 --> 00:50:04,462 - Hey, is beer okay, I think it's all I got. 841 00:50:04,463 --> 00:50:06,463 - That would be perfect. 842 00:50:15,308 --> 00:50:17,420 Are these yours? 843 00:50:17,421 --> 00:50:18,962 - Yeah. 844 00:50:18,963 --> 00:50:23,130 I think I'm going through a white period right now. 845 00:50:26,021 --> 00:50:27,931 - Aren't you gonna have a beer with me? 846 00:50:27,932 --> 00:50:30,040 - I'd love to, but I can't. 847 00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:33,092 Kinda overdid it last night. 848 00:50:33,093 --> 00:50:35,040 - So how long you gonna be here? 849 00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:36,176 - I don't know. 850 00:50:36,177 --> 00:50:37,600 Maybe a week or two. 851 00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:40,610 Waiting for a call from the office. 852 00:50:40,611 --> 00:50:44,923 - You know, I've always wanted to meet you. 853 00:50:44,924 --> 00:50:47,078 - Get outta town. 854 00:50:47,079 --> 00:50:48,456 - I was in Chicago last year and 855 00:50:48,457 --> 00:50:50,008 I saw you around town sometimes. 856 00:50:50,009 --> 00:50:51,009 - Really? 857 00:50:52,732 --> 00:50:56,482 = Yeah, the whole art thing just turns me on. 858 00:50:58,925 --> 00:50:59,925 - Mmmm. 859 00:51:01,776 --> 00:51:05,942 - Well I think all creativity comes from the heart. 860 00:51:08,307 --> 00:51:09,307 Don't you? 861 00:51:10,866 --> 00:51:11,866 - Yeah. 862 00:51:13,178 --> 00:51:14,178 I do. 863 00:51:17,727 --> 00:51:18,727 (snuffling) 864 00:51:20,647 --> 00:51:21,647 (clanging) 865 00:51:32,483 --> 00:51:33,660 - Hey there. 866 00:51:33,661 --> 00:51:34,828 - Hey hey hey. 867 00:51:36,173 --> 00:51:38,002 - I thought you might be hungry. 868 00:51:38,003 --> 00:51:40,446 I made us some eggs for dinner, I hope you don't mind. 869 00:51:40,447 --> 00:51:41,893 - No, not at all. 870 00:51:41,894 --> 00:51:43,061 - Here you go. 871 00:51:47,624 --> 00:51:48,962 So Beth Anne, tell me... 872 00:51:48,963 --> 00:51:50,420 - Mary Beth. 873 00:51:50,421 --> 00:51:52,204 - I'm so sorry. 874 00:51:52,205 --> 00:51:55,613 Okay, Mary Beth, tell me, where are you from? 875 00:51:55,614 --> 00:51:56,864 - Minneapolis. 876 00:51:57,925 --> 00:52:01,675 Then LA, Kansas City, followed a friend here. 877 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:06,568 - I love it here, I think it's great. 878 00:52:06,569 --> 00:52:10,955 So simple and little horse drawn carriages is great. 879 00:52:10,956 --> 00:52:12,789 - Yeah, I like it too. 880 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,960 (knocking) 881 00:52:16,352 --> 00:52:19,801 - Just ignore it, they've been bugging me all day. 882 00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:21,871 (louder knocking) 883 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:22,706 Oh shit! 884 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,539 Excuse me, one second. 885 00:52:31,345 --> 00:52:32,603 Hi. 886 00:52:32,604 --> 00:52:33,904 You know what happened? 887 00:52:33,905 --> 00:52:35,327 This is what happened, I fell asleep 888 00:52:35,328 --> 00:52:36,910 and just now I woke up and that's 889 00:52:36,911 --> 00:52:39,511 why I messed up because I was more 890 00:52:39,512 --> 00:52:42,514 tired than I thought and I don't know what 891 00:52:42,515 --> 00:52:45,770 to say except could I have a rain check? 892 00:52:45,771 --> 00:52:47,193 - It's okay, I probably should've 893 00:52:47,194 --> 00:52:48,859 given you a little bit more time 894 00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:51,949 to get settled, so it's my fault probably. 895 00:52:51,950 --> 00:52:55,480 - Well the last two weeks have been tough. 896 00:52:55,481 --> 00:52:56,481 - Mary Beth? 897 00:52:58,488 --> 00:53:00,069 - She just walked in the back door 898 00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:01,775 and I think it's a country thing, 899 00:53:01,776 --> 00:53:03,639 but here's the thing, I think she'll be gone 900 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,442 soon and then I'm just gonna (mumbles). 901 00:53:06,443 --> 00:53:08,718 - Yeah, all right. 902 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,586 - I think it had something to do with the art festival. 903 00:53:10,587 --> 00:53:12,129 - I'm gonna talk to you later, Mr. Clayton. 904 00:53:12,130 --> 00:53:13,347 - Please don't take it that way, 905 00:53:13,348 --> 00:53:15,171 don't take it like that, come here, come here. 906 00:53:15,172 --> 00:53:16,999 I wanna make it up to you. 907 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,113 I wanna talk to you about your painting. 908 00:53:19,114 --> 00:53:20,331 - My painting? 909 00:53:20,332 --> 00:53:21,749 - Yeah. 910 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:22,966 So how about this, is there any way 911 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:24,023 we could meet for breakfast and 912 00:53:24,024 --> 00:53:26,014 I promise I won't be late? 913 00:53:26,015 --> 00:53:27,395 - All right, well I go running 914 00:53:27,396 --> 00:53:28,775 at seven, so how about 8:30? 915 00:53:28,776 --> 00:53:30,597 - Great, 8:30 it is, I will be there. 916 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:33,287 Now just tell me where. 917 00:53:33,288 --> 00:53:35,133 - Friends of my parents have a hotel, we can meet there. 918 00:53:35,134 --> 00:53:36,632 - Great, what hotel is it? 919 00:53:36,633 --> 00:53:37,633 - The Grand. 920 00:53:39,010 --> 00:53:40,115 - The Grand Hotel? 921 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:41,862 - The Grand, meet me on the porch. 922 00:53:41,863 --> 00:53:43,137 - Okay, I will be there. 923 00:53:43,138 --> 00:53:44,279 - Don't be late. 924 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,613 - I'll be there. 925 00:53:47,023 --> 00:53:48,023 Night. 926 00:53:54,918 --> 00:53:56,216 - I've seen her around. 927 00:53:56,217 --> 00:53:57,217 Who is she? 928 00:53:58,494 --> 00:53:59,494 - A friend. 929 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:02,066 - You're getting to be a pretty 930 00:54:02,067 --> 00:54:03,984 popular person up here. 931 00:54:05,151 --> 00:54:07,567 (electric guitar blues music) 932 00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:26,075 - Hello. 933 00:54:26,076 --> 00:54:27,130 - Hey. 934 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,023 - You made it. 935 00:54:28,024 --> 00:54:29,482 - Yeah. 936 00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:30,985 - So? 937 00:54:30,986 --> 00:54:32,082 - Wow. 938 00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:33,544 - It's nice, isn't it? 939 00:54:33,545 --> 00:54:36,142 - I'm so happy to see you, I guess I 940 00:54:36,143 --> 00:54:38,751 thought you would teach me a lesson. 941 00:54:38,752 --> 00:54:41,799 - Oh no, I'm not like that. 942 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,303 - This place is beautiful. 943 00:54:43,304 --> 00:54:46,547 - I know, yes, it is so beautiful. 944 00:54:46,548 --> 00:54:48,582 I spent a lot of summers here growing up. 945 00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:50,290 - Lucky girl. 946 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:54,799 - So I got us a table inside if you wanna come on. 947 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,800 - Man. 948 00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,586 (horse clomping) 949 00:55:03,902 --> 00:55:05,279 - Over here. 950 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,280 (laughing) 951 00:55:07,144 --> 00:55:08,484 - Ah, let me. 952 00:55:08,485 --> 00:55:09,485 - Thank you. 953 00:55:20,388 --> 00:55:22,923 - First of all, I want to apologize 954 00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:24,795 for standing you up last night. 955 00:55:24,796 --> 00:55:25,879 - Hey, you... 956 00:55:27,071 --> 00:55:28,571 You're a busy man. 957 00:55:29,839 --> 00:55:31,463 - There's one thing I'd love to... 958 00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:32,477 - Good morning, Lisa. 959 00:55:32,478 --> 00:55:34,226 - Johnny, hi, how are you. 960 00:55:34,227 --> 00:55:36,379 This is Mr. Clayton. 961 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,517 Mr. Clayton, Johnny. 962 00:55:37,518 --> 00:55:38,695 - How do you do? 963 00:55:38,696 --> 00:55:39,912 - Can I start you off 964 00:55:39,913 --> 00:55:41,131 with some fresh squeeze orange juice? 965 00:55:41,132 --> 00:55:42,592 - That would be perfect, and I'd actually, 966 00:55:42,593 --> 00:55:44,673 just order now if we can? - Sure. 967 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,135 - Two eggs scrambled with green peppers 968 00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:49,771 and onions mixed in and a couple slices of bacon, 969 00:55:49,772 --> 00:55:53,688 rye toast, hold the butter, and a cut of fruit. 970 00:55:55,267 --> 00:55:57,293 - I'll just have black coffee. 971 00:55:57,294 --> 00:55:58,391 - I'll be right back. 972 00:55:58,392 --> 00:55:59,225 - Thank you. 973 00:55:59,226 --> 00:56:00,461 - Breakfast is the most important 974 00:56:00,462 --> 00:56:02,084 meal of the day, I will have you know. 975 00:56:02,085 --> 00:56:03,427 - That's what I've been told. 976 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,379 Have you been working on your painting? 977 00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:06,464 - Some, some. 978 00:56:08,059 --> 00:56:11,712 - Well I have been unable to think 979 00:56:11,713 --> 00:56:14,797 about anything besides that painting. 980 00:56:15,979 --> 00:56:18,663 I would like to buy it. 981 00:56:18,664 --> 00:56:19,664 - Buy it? 982 00:56:20,896 --> 00:56:22,762 It's not for sale. 983 00:56:22,763 --> 00:56:24,349 - Oh. 984 00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:26,748 Well here's the thing. 985 00:56:26,749 --> 00:56:28,749 This is kind of awkward. 986 00:56:31,505 --> 00:56:34,226 Somebody entered me in the art festival 987 00:56:34,227 --> 00:56:37,060 as a joke, mean joke, and I didn't 988 00:56:39,668 --> 00:56:42,872 know to bring any of my own work. 989 00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:44,296 I'm not gonna be able to come up 990 00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:46,979 with anything from scratch by this weekend, 991 00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:51,146 and I'm afraid that if I withdraw, it's gonna look 992 00:56:52,422 --> 00:56:55,143 like I'm disrespecting the other... 993 00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:59,310 - Right, so you want to enter my painting as yours. 994 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:01,350 - Pretty much. 995 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:04,979 Has anyone else seen it yet? 996 00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:08,393 - Not really, but it doesn't seem right. 997 00:57:08,394 --> 00:57:11,114 I've been working on that painting all summer. 998 00:57:11,115 --> 00:57:14,199 - Well the painting that keeps the... 999 00:57:16,668 --> 00:57:17,668 - Thank you. 1000 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,685 - It doesn't diminish the painting at all. 1001 00:57:25,686 --> 00:57:27,997 - You know what, I'm really surprised 1002 00:57:27,998 --> 00:57:30,196 that you would ask me to do that. 1003 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,197 - Why? 1004 00:57:32,677 --> 00:57:35,845 - It's unethical in every way. 1005 00:57:35,846 --> 00:57:39,346 - Okay, I was just thinking in terms of... 1006 00:57:40,792 --> 00:57:42,006 - What? 1007 00:57:42,007 --> 00:57:43,792 - I need your help as a friend. 1008 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:46,231 I don't have anything for the festival 1009 00:57:46,232 --> 00:57:48,732 and if you could just help me. 1010 00:57:49,604 --> 00:57:51,027 I mean that painting looks like 1011 00:57:51,028 --> 00:57:54,278 the kind of thing that I could've done. 1012 00:57:55,419 --> 00:57:56,679 - I beg your pardon? 1013 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,264 - Oh God, that is not what I wanted, 1014 00:57:58,265 --> 00:57:59,729 that did not come out right. 1015 00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:00,624 - Wow. 1016 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:03,022 - No no no no no, okay look, look at me. 1017 00:58:03,023 --> 00:58:05,174 Look at me, please, I'm begging you. 1018 00:58:05,175 --> 00:58:08,509 It's so incredible that it looks like... 1019 00:58:10,334 --> 00:58:11,712 All right, forget everything, 1020 00:58:11,713 --> 00:58:14,234 forget about the painting for a second. 1021 00:58:14,235 --> 00:58:15,235 Knife me. 1022 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:17,969 Please, and then I am going to 1023 00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:19,475 do some damage to myself if you 1024 00:58:19,476 --> 00:58:20,974 don't promise me that you will 1025 00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:23,004 erase that whole conversation. 1026 00:58:23,005 --> 00:58:25,838 Just please, it's, it's all wrong. 1027 00:58:27,149 --> 00:58:28,688 I did not say any of that. 1028 00:58:28,689 --> 00:58:29,772 Good morning. 1029 00:58:34,407 --> 00:58:35,871 - We can drop this. - I'm not even gonna 1030 00:58:35,872 --> 00:58:37,126 have breakfast because I got 1031 00:58:37,127 --> 00:58:38,303 my foot so far down my throat. 1032 00:58:38,304 --> 00:58:39,484 - We're gonna drop this completely. 1033 00:58:39,485 --> 00:58:40,619 - Is that okay? 1034 00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:41,900 - Yes, that's, that will be great. 1035 00:58:41,901 --> 00:58:42,990 - You should wear yellow, 1036 00:58:42,991 --> 00:58:44,328 it's an unbelievable color for you. 1037 00:58:44,329 --> 00:58:45,329 - Thank you. 1038 00:58:46,450 --> 00:58:48,950 (twangy acoustic guitar music) 1039 00:58:50,755 --> 00:58:52,588 ♫ Ain't caught nothing 1040 00:58:53,843 --> 00:58:55,676 ♫ Fishing here all day 1041 00:58:57,009 --> 00:59:00,383 ♫ I got my bible breaker (mumbles) 1042 00:59:00,384 --> 00:59:03,227 ♫ Must be nothing in the bay 1043 00:59:03,228 --> 00:59:06,550 ♫ I've been told I got (mumbles) 1044 00:59:06,551 --> 00:59:09,187 ♫ I'm easy with the lines 1045 00:59:09,188 --> 00:59:10,188 ♫ Oh yeah 1046 00:59:10,890 --> 00:59:13,923 ♫ I try to be quiet and patient 1047 00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:15,588 ♫ Least half the time 1048 00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:17,672 - Afternoon, Mr. Clayton. 1049 00:59:19,367 --> 00:59:21,700 So how's the vacation going? 1050 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:27,350 Marshall. 1051 00:59:28,459 --> 00:59:29,793 Road stripe guy. 1052 00:59:31,303 --> 00:59:32,803 Friend of Frank's. 1053 00:59:34,141 --> 00:59:35,563 The guy that punched you. 1054 00:59:35,564 --> 00:59:37,314 - No, can't place ya. 1055 00:59:41,579 --> 00:59:43,746 ♫ Then show me who's a man 1056 00:59:45,185 --> 00:59:49,120 ♫ Baby it's all right to search my mind 1057 00:59:49,121 --> 00:59:52,128 ♫ To find the man I'm holding on tonight 1058 00:59:52,129 --> 00:59:54,629 ♫ Don't you hide, don't be shy 1059 00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:57,969 ♫ Let that energy rise 1060 01:00:00,283 --> 01:00:02,116 ♫ Let that energy rise 1061 01:00:04,108 --> 01:00:05,108 ♫ Me and you 1062 01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:09,958 - I don't wanna be a pest or anything, 1063 01:00:09,959 --> 01:00:11,870 but have you given any thought 1064 01:00:11,871 --> 01:00:13,737 to helping me with my painting? 1065 01:00:13,738 --> 01:00:15,155 - Oh I sure have. 1066 01:00:16,054 --> 01:00:17,304 - That's great! 1067 01:00:19,188 --> 01:00:20,364 Well? 1068 01:00:20,365 --> 01:00:22,678 - I'm not gonna help you. 1069 01:00:22,679 --> 01:00:23,894 - Come on! 1070 01:00:23,895 --> 01:00:25,963 This is important! 1071 01:00:25,964 --> 01:00:28,720 - You don't deserve any help, you're a road stripe painter. 1072 01:00:28,721 --> 01:00:30,546 If I'm gonna help anyone it'll be a real artist, 1073 01:00:30,547 --> 01:00:34,892 not somebody who wants to get into a clique. 1074 01:00:34,893 --> 01:00:36,519 - Hey guys. 1075 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,853 What's going on? 1076 01:00:39,361 --> 01:00:44,155 - Nothing, would you like to get a beer or something? 1077 01:00:44,156 --> 01:00:45,989 - That would be great. 1078 01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:50,299 ♫ I ain't calling again 1079 01:00:53,743 --> 01:00:55,660 ♫ I ain't calling again 1080 01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:58,997 ♫ No I ain't calling again 1081 01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,257 ♫ Oh no I ain't calling again 1082 01:01:03,498 --> 01:01:05,582 ♫ I ain't calling again ♫ 1083 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:07,542 (applause) 1084 01:01:15,723 --> 01:01:16,557 - Come in. 1085 01:01:16,558 --> 01:01:17,760 Hey, what's up? 1086 01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:19,019 - How's it going? 1087 01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:21,699 - It's good, I'm trying to stay inspired. 1088 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:22,595 - Yeah? 1089 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,380 You got anything new for the show? 1090 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:26,129 I saw you were signed up. 1091 01:01:26,130 --> 01:01:27,669 - Yeah, I have a couple of things 1092 01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:30,024 I've been thinking about entering. 1093 01:01:30,025 --> 01:01:31,124 - Can I see them? 1094 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:32,507 - No. 1095 01:01:32,508 --> 01:01:33,811 They're not done yet. 1096 01:01:33,812 --> 01:01:35,276 - All right, fair enough. 1097 01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:36,614 - How about you? 1098 01:01:36,615 --> 01:01:39,618 - Oh yeah, I got a pastel. 1099 01:01:39,619 --> 01:01:42,369 So have you run into Clayton yet? 1100 01:01:43,276 --> 01:01:44,776 - Actually I have. 1101 01:01:46,404 --> 01:01:48,028 - That son of a bitch wrote a review 1102 01:01:48,029 --> 01:01:50,790 about my show in Chicago and it closed down. 1103 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,538 - That's terrible. 1104 01:01:52,539 --> 01:01:53,715 Wow. 1105 01:01:53,716 --> 01:01:55,338 - Actually that's why I'm here. 1106 01:01:55,339 --> 01:01:57,589 I figured I'd get some air. 1107 01:01:58,541 --> 01:02:00,327 - You know Clayton has a cottage here. 1108 01:02:00,328 --> 01:02:02,037 - I know that now, yeah. 1109 01:02:02,038 --> 01:02:03,779 Of all the places to run into him. 1110 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,000 - So you've seen him. 1111 01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,756 - Oh yeah. 1112 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,301 - You know he entered the festival? 1113 01:02:08,302 --> 01:02:10,862 - I know, I signed him up. 1114 01:02:10,863 --> 01:02:12,526 Figured it was payback time. 1115 01:02:12,527 --> 01:02:14,796 That piece of shit is no artist. 1116 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:17,716 - I was wondering why he would enter. 1117 01:02:17,717 --> 01:02:19,506 How'd that happen? 1118 01:02:19,507 --> 01:02:20,507 - Well... 1119 01:02:23,084 --> 01:02:26,333 I ran into him the other night and we started drinking. 1120 01:02:26,334 --> 01:02:29,619 I called him a no good parasite 1121 01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,648 bastard, something to that effect. 1122 01:02:31,649 --> 01:02:33,272 Then he puffed up his feathers 1123 01:02:33,273 --> 01:02:35,181 and challenged me and said that 1124 01:02:35,182 --> 01:02:37,413 he could make better art than me. 1125 01:02:37,414 --> 01:02:40,136 I mean even drunk, I knew that 1126 01:02:40,137 --> 01:02:41,925 this would be a fun thing to watch. 1127 01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,549 - Wow. 1128 01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:46,673 I don't know, he seems nice. 1129 01:02:46,674 --> 01:02:48,377 I mean kinda. 1130 01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:51,178 - I have no use for him. 1131 01:02:51,179 --> 01:02:53,429 - He gave me some pointers. 1132 01:02:54,263 --> 01:02:55,600 - You let him see your work? 1133 01:02:55,601 --> 01:02:56,815 - Yeah. 1134 01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:59,011 He's the real deal. 1135 01:02:59,012 --> 01:03:00,512 Is that a problem? 1136 01:03:02,706 --> 01:03:03,981 - I guess there are probably some 1137 01:03:03,982 --> 01:03:05,606 good critics out there, but the rotten 1138 01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,600 ones outnumber them and this guy 1139 01:03:07,601 --> 01:03:09,758 is worse than rotten, I'd just, 1140 01:03:09,759 --> 01:03:11,676 I'd stay away from him. 1141 01:03:12,804 --> 01:03:15,402 - I think we all should stick together 1142 01:03:15,403 --> 01:03:16,903 for this festival. 1143 01:03:18,778 --> 01:03:20,358 - Well that's what I say too, 1144 01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:22,192 but not with that guy. 1145 01:03:34,206 --> 01:03:36,479 - Hey, some folks stopped by to see you! 1146 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,874 I told them you were around somewhere! 1147 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:42,246 I think he said you work for them! 1148 01:03:42,247 --> 01:03:43,910 - Was his name Wilkinson? 1149 01:03:43,911 --> 01:03:45,982 - That sounds about right. 1150 01:03:45,983 --> 01:03:47,528 Seems like this art show has drawn 1151 01:03:47,529 --> 01:03:49,946 some pretty important people. 1152 01:03:52,763 --> 01:03:53,930 (phone buzzes) 1153 01:03:56,215 --> 01:03:57,215 - Hello? 1154 01:03:58,649 --> 01:04:02,430 (laughs) Hi, I heard you stopped by. 1155 01:04:02,431 --> 01:04:05,181 What are you doing on the island? 1156 01:04:06,169 --> 01:04:09,216 You really came all the way up for that? 1157 01:04:09,217 --> 01:04:10,884 (laughs) Very funny. 1158 01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:16,145 Oh of course I've got something. 1159 01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:20,563 It's even easier than I remembered, 1160 01:04:20,564 --> 01:04:22,564 it's like riding a bike. 1161 01:04:24,259 --> 01:04:26,426 No, not now, dinner maybe? 1162 01:04:28,969 --> 01:04:31,135 Fine, I'll meet you there. 1163 01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:41,420 (knocking) 1164 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,077 - Who is it?! 1165 01:04:44,078 --> 01:04:46,077 - Me, Clayton. 1166 01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:49,380 - Come in! 1167 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,160 Thank you. 1168 01:04:55,134 --> 01:04:56,717 Wow, that was nice. 1169 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:02,121 - What is going on over here? 1170 01:05:02,122 --> 01:05:04,760 - Hey, no no no no no, no no no no no no! 1171 01:05:04,761 --> 01:05:05,761 - What? 1172 01:05:06,952 --> 01:05:09,145 - That's my stuff. 1173 01:05:09,146 --> 01:05:11,825 I actually was, I did some of the 1174 01:05:11,826 --> 01:05:16,102 suggestions that you had, so it looks good. 1175 01:05:16,103 --> 01:05:17,562 - Well don't change it too much 1176 01:05:17,563 --> 01:05:20,440 'cause if you ever do decide to sell it... 1177 01:05:20,441 --> 01:05:22,108 - It's not for sale. 1178 01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:25,685 - Okay. 1179 01:05:25,686 --> 01:05:26,616 - All right. 1180 01:05:26,616 --> 01:05:27,616 - Sorry. 1181 01:05:32,445 --> 01:05:33,862 Wanna get a beer? 1182 01:05:34,883 --> 01:05:39,021 - No, thanks, I'm actually gonna keep working. 1183 01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,022 - You okay? 1184 01:05:40,890 --> 01:05:41,907 - Yeah. 1185 01:05:41,908 --> 01:05:43,656 - You sure? 1186 01:05:43,657 --> 01:05:45,241 - What are you doing? 1187 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,231 - I'm just trying to, you know, 1188 01:05:47,232 --> 01:05:49,140 just saying, you seem a little tense. 1189 01:05:49,141 --> 01:05:50,391 - Please leave. 1190 01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:53,207 - You sure you want me to go? 1191 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:56,373 - Yes I do, you need to get out of here! 1192 01:05:56,374 --> 01:05:57,998 - Shit. 1193 01:05:57,999 --> 01:06:01,499 Criminy, you send a lot of mixed messages. 1194 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,224 - No, go! 1195 01:06:05,225 --> 01:06:06,725 - I'll give you $1,000 for it. 1196 01:06:06,726 --> 01:06:08,643 - Goodbye, Mr. Clayton. 1197 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:11,425 - 2,000. 1198 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,675 - No, 10, 10, 10 and it's yours. 1199 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:17,370 - 4,000. 1200 01:06:17,371 --> 01:06:20,255 - No, 10 today in cash or I will change my mind. 1201 01:06:20,256 --> 01:06:21,110 - Let me see it. 1202 01:06:21,110 --> 01:06:22,110 - No. 1203 01:06:24,266 --> 01:06:25,850 - It's quarter to five, the bank's gonna close... 1204 01:06:25,851 --> 01:06:27,434 - You better hurry. 1205 01:06:33,814 --> 01:06:35,112 - That's what I get for being friendly. 1206 01:06:35,113 --> 01:06:36,529 - You need to go. 1207 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,684 (oddball banjo and synthesizer music) 1208 01:06:52,286 --> 01:06:53,120 - Hi there! 1209 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:53,953 - Hi. 1210 01:06:53,953 --> 01:06:54,786 - Hi. 1211 01:06:54,787 --> 01:06:56,419 How about coming over to my place for some dinner tonight? 1212 01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,698 - I can't do it tonight, I can't do it today, sorry. 1213 01:06:58,699 --> 01:06:59,792 - You can name the time. 1214 01:06:59,793 --> 01:07:01,736 - I forgot to give you the rules to the art show. 1215 01:07:01,737 --> 01:07:02,591 I gotta you the... 1216 01:07:02,592 --> 01:07:04,216 - Fine, fine, guys, guys, I gotta be 1217 01:07:04,217 --> 01:07:07,884 somewhere in five minutes, I cannot be late! 1218 01:07:18,124 --> 01:07:19,545 Excuse me. 1219 01:07:19,546 --> 01:07:21,372 Hi, I need to get some money out please. 1220 01:07:21,373 --> 01:07:23,322 Make this real quick. 1221 01:07:23,323 --> 01:07:24,785 - Do you have your account number? 1222 01:07:24,786 --> 01:07:26,345 - No I don't. 1223 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:27,770 I'll tell you what, let's just get 1224 01:07:27,771 --> 01:07:29,355 an advance on that. 1225 01:07:31,304 --> 01:07:33,212 - I'm sure I can help. 1226 01:07:33,213 --> 01:07:34,917 - Can you just toss that for me? 1227 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,261 - Of course. 1228 01:07:36,262 --> 01:07:37,095 MJ Clayton? 1229 01:07:37,096 --> 01:07:38,247 - Yeah. 1230 01:07:38,248 --> 01:07:39,424 - How much do you need? 1231 01:07:39,425 --> 01:07:40,425 - $10,000. 1232 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:43,564 - I'm going to have to make a call. 1233 01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:45,898 - Knock yourself out, Wendy. 1234 01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:50,633 - Do you have your pin number? 1235 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:51,526 - No. 1236 01:07:51,527 --> 01:07:53,193 - Can I see some ID? 1237 01:07:57,539 --> 01:08:00,469 - Hey, you're that art guy. 1238 01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:02,538 - Now how in the world would you know that? 1239 01:08:02,539 --> 01:08:05,054 - That just arrived this morning. 1240 01:08:05,055 --> 01:08:06,356 You must be pretty into it to have 1241 01:08:06,357 --> 01:08:08,607 your picture on the poster. 1242 01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:17,384 Mr. Clayton? 1243 01:08:20,004 --> 01:08:22,441 This is pretty unusual to withdraw this kind of cash. 1244 01:08:22,442 --> 01:08:26,026 - I know, and that's your business cause... 1245 01:08:27,105 --> 01:08:30,605 - 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800... 1246 01:08:32,057 --> 01:08:33,678 - You know what, that thing I gave you, 1247 01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:36,762 I'm sorry, I need that back, that's the rules. 1248 01:08:36,763 --> 01:08:38,430 - Of course. 1249 01:08:39,725 --> 01:08:40,899 - Thank you. 1250 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:44,273 - 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 1251 01:08:44,274 --> 01:08:46,524 600, 700, 800, 900, 1,000... 1252 01:08:47,937 --> 01:08:49,599 - And look how perfect, see, nine more. 1253 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,550 All right, thank you very much. 1254 01:08:51,551 --> 01:08:53,134 - Hey, good luck with the contest! 1255 01:08:53,135 --> 01:08:54,883 - Thank you! 1256 01:08:54,884 --> 01:08:56,551 (country rock music) 1257 01:09:05,247 --> 01:09:08,256 - So you're a pretty big fish up here. 1258 01:09:08,257 --> 01:09:11,095 I saw your face on the poster for the art festival. 1259 01:09:11,096 --> 01:09:12,839 - Oh that's, I had nothing to do with that, 1260 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,883 these people, they're so pushy. 1261 01:09:15,884 --> 01:09:17,792 - So you really do have something ready. 1262 01:09:17,793 --> 01:09:19,210 - Well I'm ready. 1263 01:09:21,081 --> 01:09:22,997 - Can't wait to see it. 1264 01:09:26,565 --> 01:09:28,509 - Can I get you anything? 1265 01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:31,428 - Yeah, I'm good with water. 1266 01:09:31,429 --> 01:09:32,429 And a gin. 1267 01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:34,380 - Water. 1268 01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,321 You know I just didn't come up 1269 01:09:40,322 --> 01:09:42,356 here to check out this arts festival. 1270 01:09:42,357 --> 01:09:43,662 - No? 1271 01:09:43,663 --> 01:09:45,531 - Look, for the past couple of years 1272 01:09:45,532 --> 01:09:48,376 your reviews have been getting way too harsh. 1273 01:09:48,377 --> 01:09:51,221 I warned you a hundred times about this. 1274 01:09:51,222 --> 01:09:54,758 Especially that last batch, I couldn't even run them. 1275 01:09:54,759 --> 01:09:58,259 - Look, Jim, I've worked for you 12 years, 1276 01:09:59,513 --> 01:10:02,070 people love the column, and I need 1277 01:10:02,071 --> 01:10:04,154 my job, I need the money. 1278 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:07,022 - I could have just sent you a note, 1279 01:10:07,023 --> 01:10:09,410 but I wanted to tell you in person. 1280 01:10:09,411 --> 01:10:11,153 You'll be fine. 1281 01:10:11,154 --> 01:10:12,290 - I'll be okay? 1282 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:14,932 I'm up to my eyebrows in payments on stuff. 1283 01:10:14,933 --> 01:10:16,475 I'll lighten up on the reviews. 1284 01:10:16,476 --> 01:10:18,546 - It's too late. 1285 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:21,714 I was told by the board to let you go. 1286 01:10:24,642 --> 01:10:28,809 But hey, it sounds like this painting makes you happy. 1287 01:10:29,696 --> 01:10:31,844 Maybe you should stick with that. 1288 01:10:31,845 --> 01:10:36,026 This could be the beginning of a new career. 1289 01:10:36,027 --> 01:10:38,011 - Wait a second, did you say that 1290 01:10:38,012 --> 01:10:40,243 that last batch of reviews didn't even run? 1291 01:10:40,244 --> 01:10:42,068 - Not a one. 1292 01:10:42,069 --> 01:10:44,059 - The ones on Frank Denham's sculptures? 1293 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:46,332 - Never saw daylight. 1294 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:48,239 I hired this writer who's been bugging me. 1295 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,186 He jumped right in. 1296 01:10:50,187 --> 01:10:51,900 Pretty damn good too. 1297 01:10:51,901 --> 01:10:53,151 He's got heart. 1298 01:10:58,518 --> 01:10:59,518 Thanks. 1299 01:11:05,903 --> 01:11:06,986 Are you okay? 1300 01:11:25,142 --> 01:11:27,225 - Hey, what's the matter? 1301 01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:31,540 Clayton. 1302 01:11:34,401 --> 01:11:36,484 - I'm a freelancer again. 1303 01:11:38,257 --> 01:11:41,673 - You're not with The Sky Beacon anymore? 1304 01:11:42,682 --> 01:11:46,432 - I guess I was a little bit blunt sometimes. 1305 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:51,517 - Yeah, people did sorta hate you. 1306 01:11:55,952 --> 01:11:57,779 - I gotta get out of here. 1307 01:11:57,780 --> 01:12:00,499 - No no no, you can't leave now. 1308 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:03,458 Everyone's expecting to see your work. 1309 01:12:03,459 --> 01:12:05,459 The show starts at five. 1310 01:12:07,437 --> 01:12:09,340 - I got one piece. 1311 01:12:09,341 --> 01:12:10,605 - That's all most of the featured 1312 01:12:10,606 --> 01:12:13,523 artists have, don't worry about it. 1313 01:12:16,174 --> 01:12:17,564 - Hey. 1314 01:12:17,565 --> 01:12:19,229 - Hi Lisa, you all set? 1315 01:12:19,230 --> 01:12:21,217 - Yeah, yeah I think so. 1316 01:12:21,218 --> 01:12:22,218 - Okay. 1317 01:12:24,871 --> 01:12:25,871 - You okay? 1318 01:12:28,324 --> 01:12:30,074 - He's one of us now. 1319 01:12:31,124 --> 01:12:33,958 He can even compete for the prize. 1320 01:12:35,827 --> 01:12:37,696 He got fired. 1321 01:12:37,697 --> 01:12:38,780 - No kidding? 1322 01:12:41,631 --> 01:12:44,111 - Did you just say prize? 1323 01:12:44,112 --> 01:12:46,433 - Of course there's a prize. 1324 01:12:46,434 --> 01:12:48,179 This one's a good one. 1325 01:12:48,180 --> 01:12:49,263 10,000 bucks. 1326 01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:53,491 Second place is five, third is two. 1327 01:12:54,633 --> 01:12:57,355 - Maybe I'll just stick around after all. 1328 01:12:57,356 --> 01:12:59,356 - May the best work win. 1329 01:13:03,982 --> 01:13:06,056 - She's a pretty good artist. 1330 01:13:06,057 --> 01:13:07,359 - Yeah. 1331 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,777 - Her stuff always wins. 1332 01:13:08,778 --> 01:13:10,886 - Yeah, we'll see. 1333 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,804 (ominous hip hop music) 1334 01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:05,287 - I was afraid you wouldn't show. 1335 01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:22,267 This is amazing. 1336 01:14:25,602 --> 01:14:28,519 No, no really, this is really good. 1337 01:14:30,236 --> 01:14:31,236 - Thank you. 1338 01:14:33,037 --> 01:14:34,704 - Your work is so... 1339 01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:37,637 Sensitive and beautiful. 1340 01:14:40,756 --> 01:14:42,923 Kinda an unfair advantage. 1341 01:14:45,344 --> 01:14:47,678 You being so gifted and all. 1342 01:14:51,023 --> 01:14:54,152 Oh, you made it through fast. 1343 01:14:54,153 --> 01:14:56,468 - Well nothing has really jumped out so far. 1344 01:14:56,469 --> 01:14:57,807 - We still have to go through and 1345 01:14:57,808 --> 01:15:00,003 see the other side. 1346 01:15:00,004 --> 01:15:02,114 - I'd like you to meet MJ Clayton. 1347 01:15:02,115 --> 01:15:04,671 These are our judges, Tom and Susie Klienschmidt. 1348 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:05,846 - Hi, how do you do. 1349 01:15:05,847 --> 01:15:07,590 - They have a gallery in New York 1350 01:15:07,591 --> 01:15:11,851 and have quite a reputation for recognizing talent. 1351 01:15:11,852 --> 01:15:13,269 - You're so kind. 1352 01:15:14,489 --> 01:15:16,236 - Now this, this is what I'm talking about. 1353 01:15:16,237 --> 01:15:17,701 Susie, look at this. 1354 01:15:17,702 --> 01:15:19,571 - Is this yours? 1355 01:15:19,572 --> 01:15:20,572 - Yeah. 1356 01:15:21,565 --> 01:15:25,065 - This has the passion and the brilliance. 1357 01:15:27,738 --> 01:15:29,282 Wow. 1358 01:15:29,283 --> 01:15:30,179 Honey? 1359 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:31,397 - What number is this? 1360 01:15:31,398 --> 01:15:32,820 Does this have a number? 1361 01:15:32,821 --> 01:15:34,649 - No no, it was a late entry. 1362 01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:36,233 Just write down Clayton. 1363 01:15:36,234 --> 01:15:38,386 He only has the one. 1364 01:15:38,387 --> 01:15:39,603 - Clayton. 1365 01:15:39,604 --> 01:15:41,144 - Well I can tell you that this 1366 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:44,681 is one of the top entries so far. 1367 01:15:44,682 --> 01:15:46,266 - Congratulations, MJ. 1368 01:15:46,267 --> 01:15:49,100 - MJ Clayton, that sounds familiar 1369 01:15:49,985 --> 01:15:52,138 to me, do I know you? 1370 01:15:52,139 --> 01:15:53,761 Do I, huh? 1371 01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:56,521 - Wait a minute, you're that art critic. 1372 01:15:56,522 --> 01:15:58,183 From Chicago, right? 1373 01:15:58,184 --> 01:15:59,766 - Well he was. 1374 01:15:59,767 --> 01:16:02,613 He's a full time artist now. 1375 01:16:02,614 --> 01:16:04,280 - Finally got fired? 1376 01:16:06,552 --> 01:16:08,802 - Well it was a long story. 1377 01:16:09,956 --> 01:16:11,705 - This is a much better gig for you. 1378 01:16:11,706 --> 01:16:13,613 You were a bad critic. 1379 01:16:13,614 --> 01:16:15,031 People hated you. 1380 01:16:17,603 --> 01:16:19,770 But this, this is amazing. 1381 01:16:20,889 --> 01:16:24,219 You've got a future if you keep this up. 1382 01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:26,053 - What do you call it? 1383 01:16:27,634 --> 01:16:28,717 The painting? 1384 01:16:31,684 --> 01:16:34,853 Your painting has a name maybe? 1385 01:16:34,854 --> 01:16:36,878 - It's got an interesting story. 1386 01:16:36,879 --> 01:16:38,176 Now one... 1387 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,205 - Grandma's Eyes. 1388 01:16:40,206 --> 01:16:41,790 I mean that's what I would call 1389 01:16:41,791 --> 01:16:44,458 it if it didn't have a name yet. 1390 01:16:46,006 --> 01:16:47,006 - Yeah. 1391 01:16:49,008 --> 01:16:49,902 - Oh, Lisa. 1392 01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:50,736 - Yes. 1393 01:16:50,737 --> 01:16:52,051 - I'd like you to meet our judges, 1394 01:16:52,052 --> 01:16:53,592 Tom and Susie Klienschmidt. 1395 01:16:53,593 --> 01:16:55,341 - So nice to meet you, it's a pleasure. 1396 01:16:55,342 --> 01:16:56,175 - Likewise. 1397 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,495 - I've heard a lot about you guys. 1398 01:16:57,496 --> 01:16:58,474 - Thank you. 1399 01:16:58,475 --> 01:16:59,852 - Are you enjoying the island? 1400 01:16:59,853 --> 01:17:01,356 - Oh it's been wonderful. 1401 01:17:01,357 --> 01:17:02,780 Are you one of the artists? 1402 01:17:02,781 --> 01:17:03,781 - I am. 1403 01:17:04,486 --> 01:17:06,070 I am, and my painting's actually 1404 01:17:06,071 --> 01:17:08,097 just down there at the end. 1405 01:17:08,098 --> 01:17:09,357 - We'll be down there in a minute. 1406 01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:10,358 - Perfect. 1407 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,824 - This is amazing. 1408 01:17:13,825 --> 01:17:14,920 - You think? 1409 01:17:14,921 --> 01:17:16,664 - Oh yes. 1410 01:17:16,665 --> 01:17:20,280 - This one is truly inspired, you can tell. 1411 01:17:20,281 --> 01:17:21,531 - Yeah you can. 1412 01:17:24,631 --> 01:17:25,972 - We should get going. 1413 01:17:25,973 --> 01:17:27,312 We're supposed to finish the judging 1414 01:17:27,313 --> 01:17:29,947 by eight and that's about a half hour. 1415 01:17:29,948 --> 01:17:31,697 - We'll see you all later. 1416 01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:33,032 - See you later. 1417 01:17:38,437 --> 01:17:41,437 - Clayton sure is amazing, isn't he? 1418 01:17:50,983 --> 01:17:54,187 - It's funny to be under so much, 1419 01:17:54,188 --> 01:17:57,355 I'm not used to being under all the... 1420 01:17:59,622 --> 01:18:00,455 - So what... 1421 01:18:00,456 --> 01:18:02,544 - That one back there, Grandma's Eyes was it? 1422 01:18:02,545 --> 01:18:03,437 - Yeah? 1423 01:18:03,438 --> 01:18:04,858 - That one is in a league of its own here. 1424 01:18:04,859 --> 01:18:05,995 - I know, and everything else is 1425 01:18:05,996 --> 01:18:07,376 pretty good, but that's got something, 1426 01:18:07,377 --> 01:18:09,086 I don't know, special. 1427 01:18:09,087 --> 01:18:10,223 - It's breathtaking. 1428 01:18:10,224 --> 01:18:11,560 - Okay, so let's keep going and 1429 01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:13,265 see what else is out there, 1430 01:18:13,266 --> 01:18:15,863 but I already know what I'm gonna vote for. 1431 01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:16,864 Okay? 1432 01:18:18,416 --> 01:18:21,916 - Look, I'm sorry you lost you job, but... 1433 01:18:23,004 --> 01:18:26,456 But maybe it's just what you needed. 1434 01:18:26,457 --> 01:18:29,544 Now you have plenty of time to devote to your work. 1435 01:18:29,545 --> 01:18:32,545 I mean this is a major contribution. 1436 01:18:33,603 --> 01:18:36,888 The judges were sure impressed. 1437 01:18:36,889 --> 01:18:38,806 - Yeah, yeah they were. 1438 01:18:41,231 --> 01:18:43,384 - So are you gonna stick around 1439 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,454 now that you got some time on your hands? 1440 01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:46,592 - No I'm not. 1441 01:18:46,593 --> 01:18:48,136 I cannot afford to "stick around" I have to 1442 01:18:48,137 --> 01:18:51,554 get to Chicago and get my name out there. 1443 01:18:53,988 --> 01:18:55,168 - I still like that. 1444 01:18:55,169 --> 01:18:56,346 I like it a lot. 1445 01:18:56,347 --> 01:18:58,294 - It's quite impressive. 1446 01:18:58,295 --> 01:19:00,211 - But, but but but but. 1447 01:19:01,385 --> 01:19:03,290 - Well it looks like we have a winner. 1448 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,792 - Hands down. 1449 01:19:04,793 --> 01:19:07,268 - You've seen this one over here right? 1450 01:19:07,269 --> 01:19:08,533 - No, thank you. 1451 01:19:08,534 --> 01:19:09,507 - Perhaps not. 1452 01:19:09,507 --> 01:19:10,507 - Excuse me. 1453 01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:14,730 Oh my God. 1454 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:17,180 Honey. 1455 01:19:17,181 --> 01:19:19,940 - Now we've got a contest. 1456 01:19:19,941 --> 01:19:21,931 - Do you know? - Who did this? 1457 01:19:21,932 --> 01:19:23,314 Lisa Williston? 1458 01:19:23,315 --> 01:19:25,951 - It's number 68, it's titled Margaret. 1459 01:19:25,952 --> 01:19:26,952 - Margaret. 1460 01:19:28,141 --> 01:19:29,141 - Margaret. 1461 01:19:30,942 --> 01:19:32,692 - She is so talented. 1462 01:19:33,664 --> 01:19:34,664 - Gifted. 1463 01:19:38,891 --> 01:19:41,488 - Well it's almost eight o'clock, are you ready? 1464 01:19:41,489 --> 01:19:43,888 - Will you give me a minute? 1465 01:19:43,889 --> 01:19:45,271 - Sure. 1466 01:19:45,272 --> 01:19:47,355 I'll meet you over there. 1467 01:19:58,663 --> 01:20:00,124 - Thank you all for inviting us 1468 01:20:00,125 --> 01:20:02,476 to be a part of your Island Art Festival. 1469 01:20:02,477 --> 01:20:03,978 As you can see we had the chance 1470 01:20:03,979 --> 01:20:06,574 to view some amazing work. 1471 01:20:06,575 --> 01:20:07,996 You should all be very happy with 1472 01:20:07,997 --> 01:20:09,335 the quality of the show. 1473 01:20:09,336 --> 01:20:10,594 Give yourself a hand. 1474 01:20:10,595 --> 01:20:11,595 (applause) 1475 01:20:17,462 --> 01:20:19,414 - Our job is to pick the top three 1476 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,607 pieces of art based on our personal 1477 01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:23,775 and professional opinions. 1478 01:20:24,857 --> 01:20:27,371 First, we want to thank everyone 1479 01:20:27,372 --> 01:20:29,521 who submitted their work and especially 1480 01:20:29,522 --> 01:20:31,469 Mary Beth and her committee for 1481 01:20:31,470 --> 01:20:34,757 organizing this wonderful event. 1482 01:20:34,758 --> 01:20:35,758 (applause) 1483 01:20:40,768 --> 01:20:43,085 - Okay, let's get right to it, shall we? 1484 01:20:43,086 --> 01:20:44,059 Susie. 1485 01:20:44,060 --> 01:20:45,398 - All right, here we go, and I'd ask 1486 01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:46,781 you to please hold your applause 1487 01:20:46,782 --> 01:20:48,286 until after I announce the title 1488 01:20:48,287 --> 01:20:49,993 of the painting, thank you. 1489 01:20:49,994 --> 01:20:52,594 The third place Island Festival Award, 1490 01:20:52,595 --> 01:20:55,679 $2,000 in cash goes to Kathleen Myers 1491 01:20:58,194 --> 01:21:00,444 for her entry Setting Suns. 1492 01:21:01,809 --> 01:21:02,988 - Oh thank you. 1493 01:21:02,989 --> 01:21:03,989 (applause) 1494 01:21:06,072 --> 01:21:07,906 - All right, Kathleen! 1495 01:21:10,661 --> 01:21:12,245 - Okay, so are you ready to announce 1496 01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:13,829 what we have for second place? 1497 01:21:13,830 --> 01:21:15,939 - This was a tough one, but there were a couple 1498 01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:18,821 of entries that stood out above the rest. 1499 01:21:18,822 --> 01:21:20,569 - That's right. 1500 01:21:20,570 --> 01:21:22,803 This level of art can only be created 1501 01:21:22,804 --> 01:21:24,667 when all of the elements line up and 1502 01:21:24,668 --> 01:21:27,021 then it takes on a life of its own. 1503 01:21:27,022 --> 01:21:30,092 - The winner of the second place award, 1504 01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:32,260 $5,000 in cash, goes to... 1505 01:21:35,999 --> 01:21:38,249 Frank Denham for Seduction. 1506 01:21:39,412 --> 01:21:40,412 (applause) 1507 01:21:43,901 --> 01:21:46,134 - Thank you so much. 1508 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:46,969 - Bravo. 1509 01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,449 - Thank you so much, I appreciate it. 1510 01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:49,629 - Congratulations. 1511 01:21:49,630 --> 01:21:50,630 - Thank you. 1512 01:21:55,724 --> 01:22:00,192 - And the first place grand prize of $10,000 for the 1513 01:22:00,193 --> 01:22:03,776 12th annual Island Art Festival, goes to... 1514 01:22:04,795 --> 01:22:07,378 - A beautiful acrylic titled... 1515 01:22:10,974 --> 01:22:13,141 Margaret, Lisa Williston! 1516 01:22:14,386 --> 01:22:15,386 (applause) 1517 01:22:22,785 --> 01:22:24,452 - Thank you so much. 1518 01:22:25,385 --> 01:22:26,847 - Such a beautiful piece of work. 1519 01:22:26,848 --> 01:22:27,682 - Thank you. 1520 01:22:27,683 --> 01:22:29,082 - Congratulations. 1521 01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:30,750 - Thank you so much. 1522 01:22:33,812 --> 01:22:34,812 Thank you. 1523 01:23:02,071 --> 01:23:04,059 - Leaving us so soon? 1524 01:23:04,060 --> 01:23:05,060 - Yeah. 1525 01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:10,063 - Hey what happened last night, you were a shoo-in. 1526 01:23:10,064 --> 01:23:11,231 - I pulled it. 1527 01:23:13,804 --> 01:23:16,411 You know I didn't really paint that picture. 1528 01:23:16,412 --> 01:23:18,281 - Of course I knew. 1529 01:23:18,282 --> 01:23:19,116 - No you didn't. 1530 01:23:19,116 --> 01:23:19,949 - Yes I did. 1531 01:23:19,949 --> 01:23:20,782 - No you didn't! 1532 01:23:20,782 --> 01:23:21,616 - Yeah. 1533 01:23:21,616 --> 01:23:22,549 - Okay, if that's so, then why didn't 1534 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,169 you blow the whistle on me? 1535 01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:25,708 - Are you kidding me? 1536 01:23:25,709 --> 01:23:28,103 I wanted you to win and then get your ass 1537 01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:31,693 disqualified when the truth came out. 1538 01:23:31,694 --> 01:23:34,618 That alone would've been worth the price of admission. 1539 01:23:34,619 --> 01:23:35,619 - Wow. 1540 01:23:36,325 --> 01:23:40,325 - Hey, you screwed me over pretty good you know. 1541 01:23:41,246 --> 01:23:45,383 Now listen, what does the MJ stand for anyway? 1542 01:23:45,384 --> 01:23:46,217 - Nothing. 1543 01:23:46,218 --> 01:23:47,816 I just like the sound of it. 1544 01:23:47,817 --> 01:23:49,650 - Come on, what is it? 1545 01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:56,849 - Milton Jazz. 1546 01:23:58,157 --> 01:23:59,819 - Milton Jazz? 1547 01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:02,987 - My parents liked the poet and music, 1548 01:24:03,962 --> 01:24:06,274 so they named me Milton Jazz, 1549 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:08,023 you have no idea how close I came 1550 01:24:08,024 --> 01:24:10,985 to being called Shelley Scat. 1551 01:24:10,986 --> 01:24:14,236 - Yeah, well that explains quite a bit. 1552 01:24:15,894 --> 01:24:16,728 Hey. 1553 01:24:16,729 --> 01:24:17,883 - Hi guys. 1554 01:24:17,884 --> 01:24:19,834 Hey there, honey. 1555 01:24:19,835 --> 01:24:22,143 - Well where are you kids off too, huh? 1556 01:24:22,144 --> 01:24:23,446 - Well I got a tip that a gallery 1557 01:24:23,447 --> 01:24:24,989 in New York is looking for a buyer, 1558 01:24:24,990 --> 01:24:26,980 so Mary Beth and I are gonna check it out. 1559 01:24:26,981 --> 01:24:29,251 I don't know, maybe I can sell that. 1560 01:24:29,252 --> 01:24:30,835 - I'm sure you can. 1561 01:24:32,540 --> 01:24:33,374 Oh hey. 1562 01:24:33,374 --> 01:24:34,371 - Hey. 1563 01:24:34,371 --> 01:24:35,204 - You all ready? 1564 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,038 - Yup. 1565 01:24:36,038 --> 01:24:36,871 - (mumbles). 1566 01:24:36,871 --> 01:24:37,704 - Okay, see yeah. 1567 01:24:37,705 --> 01:24:39,932 - You know what, I'm gonna be watching your work. 1568 01:24:39,933 --> 01:24:40,933 - Wonderful. 1569 01:24:47,073 --> 01:24:50,724 - So I got something fun to tell you. 1570 01:24:50,725 --> 01:24:53,285 You know that review you thought killed your show? 1571 01:24:53,286 --> 01:24:54,119 - Yeah? 1572 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:56,002 - I didn't write it. 1573 01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,546 - What are you talking about, of course you did. 1574 01:24:57,547 --> 01:24:58,523 - No I did not. 1575 01:24:58,524 --> 01:25:00,549 None of the reviews I wrote that week got printed. 1576 01:25:00,550 --> 01:25:02,051 Some other guy wrote them. 1577 01:25:02,052 --> 01:25:03,026 - You're kidding me. 1578 01:25:03,027 --> 01:25:04,445 - No, although from the sound of it 1579 01:25:04,446 --> 01:25:07,126 I could have written it, but I didn't. 1580 01:25:07,127 --> 01:25:08,127 - Jeez. 1581 01:25:09,603 --> 01:25:11,833 Maybe my stuff really does suck. 1582 01:25:11,834 --> 01:25:13,540 - You won second place. 1583 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:15,284 That doesn't mean your stuff doesn't suck, 1584 01:25:15,285 --> 01:25:19,452 but it's, listen, don't pay attention to damn critics. 1585 01:25:26,736 --> 01:25:28,363 - Hey! 1586 01:25:28,364 --> 01:25:30,758 Hey, you forgot the. 1587 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:33,343 (remixed acoustic guitar music) 1588 01:27:09,131 --> 01:27:10,798 (country rock music) 1589 01:27:24,972 --> 01:27:25,972 (laughing) 1590 01:27:27,245 --> 01:27:29,072 - Cut please. 1591 01:27:29,073 --> 01:27:30,413 - Okay. 1592 01:27:30,414 --> 01:27:31,591 Yes, you know what, you know how 1593 01:27:31,592 --> 01:27:33,418 upset I am, I'm not even looking at the road. 1594 01:27:33,419 --> 01:27:34,419 (laughing) 1595 01:27:36,142 --> 01:27:40,038 - That show was supposed to run, it... 1596 01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:41,536 (laughing) 1597 01:27:41,537 --> 01:27:42,620 In two weeks. 1598 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:47,700 The Famous Jackass Art Critic Loses 1599 01:27:47,701 --> 01:27:50,016 500 Bucks Making Stick Figure... 1600 01:27:50,017 --> 01:27:51,315 - You smell of cloves. 1601 01:27:51,316 --> 01:27:52,316 (laughing) 1602 01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,170 - No he doesn't, that's me. 1603 01:27:57,041 --> 01:27:59,317 - Hey, I just thought of something. 1604 01:27:59,318 --> 01:28:00,821 No seriously! 1605 01:28:00,822 --> 01:28:02,488 - This is good beer. 1606 01:28:04,837 --> 01:28:08,325 - Are you on the package for Brawny paper towels? 1607 01:28:08,326 --> 01:28:09,783 You're not, you're not rolling. 1608 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:11,247 - No, I'm not rolling, no. 1609 01:28:11,248 --> 01:28:12,207 - You are you liar. 1610 01:28:12,207 --> 01:28:13,207 (laughing) 1611 01:28:14,322 --> 01:28:15,322 - To art! 1612 01:28:16,475 --> 01:28:17,985 Whoever the hell he is. 1613 01:28:17,986 --> 01:28:18,986 (laughing) 1614 01:28:25,821 --> 01:28:28,655 - I heard you were on the islands. 1615 01:28:29,601 --> 01:28:30,601 (laughing) 1616 01:28:31,427 --> 01:28:32,761 I had (mumbles). 1617 01:28:34,192 --> 01:28:35,730 - Was it good, bro? 1618 01:28:35,731 --> 01:28:36,731 (laughing) 1619 01:28:45,314 --> 01:28:46,314 (laughing) 1620 01:28:47,794 --> 01:28:49,584 - Okay, that's funny. 1621 01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:50,752 - My. Clayton. 1622 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:53,800 (laughing) 1623 01:28:56,669 --> 01:28:59,270 You have to leave! - Oh! 1624 01:28:59,271 --> 01:29:00,271 (laughing) 1625 01:29:06,664 --> 01:29:09,177 - I thought this would be silly! 1626 01:29:09,178 --> 01:29:10,928 (laughs) That's good! 1627 01:29:16,938 --> 01:29:17,938 (laughing) 1628 01:29:19,175 --> 01:29:20,008 (loud bang) 1629 01:29:20,009 --> 01:29:21,372 - Oh! 1630 01:29:21,373 --> 01:29:22,917 - (laughs) See, now you have a hole, 1631 01:29:22,918 --> 01:29:24,380 like perfect hole through you. 1632 01:29:24,381 --> 01:29:25,557 - And that's the point 1633 01:29:25,558 --> 01:29:27,063 of view, when I stand up it's 1634 01:29:27,064 --> 01:29:29,133 just your (mumbles). 1635 01:29:29,134 --> 01:29:30,228 (applause) 1636 01:29:30,229 --> 01:29:32,178 - Chris Koury, ladies and gentlemen. 1637 01:29:32,179 --> 01:29:33,805 - It's cause you're acting drunk though. 1638 01:29:33,806 --> 01:29:35,426 - I'm not acting anymore, right John? 1639 01:29:35,427 --> 01:29:36,561 - We are drunk. 1640 01:29:36,562 --> 01:29:38,228 It's become reality. 1641 01:29:42,892 --> 01:29:44,142 (typing noises) 103060