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[laughs maniacally]
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[yelps]
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[police sirens wailing]
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[tires screeching]
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Come on, come on,
they're gaining on us.
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I'll lose 'em.
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[laughs]
Yeah, that's right.
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- Look out!
- Ahhh!
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[brakes screech]
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[both grunt]
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Oh, gee. Sorry,
I didn't mean to scare you.
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Huh?
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[both grunting]
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[Shazam laughing]
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Stop. [giggling]
That tickles.
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[both grunting]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Oh, wow!
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Still getting used
to that strength thing.
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- Everybody okay?
- [both] Huh?
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Good. Now hand me
those weapons.
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Where are my manners?
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- Please hand me those weapons.
- [sirens wailing in distance]
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Can't believe
I forgot the "please."
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Wow.
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Okay, I hope you learned
your lesson.
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- [sirens approaching]
- Crime doesn't pay.
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Adios.
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Who is that guy?
A new superhero?
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Yeah, a super polite hero.
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[Penguin] Come on. [chuckles]
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Are you ready
to do this deal?
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As long as you don't get
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cold flippers
like last time, Penguin.
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Hah, cold flippers. [mumbles]
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[snaps fingers]
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[man] Ahem!
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What? Who was that?
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- [man] Up here.
- [gasps]
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I didn't wanna be rude
and interrupt
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but, well,
then I did because,
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you know, criminal activity.
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Get him, boys.
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[men grunt]
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[exclaims]
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I've had enough of being
tickled today, thank you.
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Now, how about everyone
comes along quietly?
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Hah, not likely, Red.
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Lasers don't hurt me,
so you think that chains will?
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Come on, guys, I was trying
not to prejudge you.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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So... quietly then?
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[woman] Mitzi. Mitzi girl.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Is there a problem, miss?
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Mitzi, she's stuck
in the tree.
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Don't worry, I'll get her.
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- Come on, little kitten.
- [Mitzi barks]
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Whoa!
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Ho-ho! Look at you.
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- [barks]
- Wow, how did you get up here?
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Oh. [grunts playfully]
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Come here. Here you go.
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Try to keep her
on a leash from now on.
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- [barks]
- Not only is it practical,
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it's the law.
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- So long.
- [Mitzi barking]
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Wow, that's the nicest
superhero ever.
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[barks]
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Okay, no one around, so...
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Shazam!
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[thunderclap]
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Best day ever!
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Well, well, well,
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little boy Batson
has finally returned.
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Oh, hey, Terrance,
Corey, Brian.
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How are you guys today?
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Great. In fact,
better than great.
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I don't know where
you went off to today,
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but you missed out on a
nice couple from Metropolis
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looking for a well-behaved
little boy.
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And since you were gone,
they picked me.
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[yelps]
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I'm really happy
for you, Terrance.
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Oh, I bet you are, Billy,
you're always selfless
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and that's why you'll always
end up alone.
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[all laughing]
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Later, little Billy.
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Better luck next time.
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Come on, guys.
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Did I say "best"?
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I meant worst day ever.
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[Perry] Take a look at these.
"Lightning guy stops robbery."
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"Big cheese foils Falcone."
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"Hero saves dog in tree."
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He saved a dog from a tree?
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I mean, even Superman
doesn't do that.
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I'm sure Superman would
save a dog from a tree
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if he ever saw one.
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Maybe if we were paying
attention instead of talking,
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we'd know, wouldn't we, Kent?
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Sorry, Mr. White.
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I don't want sorry,
I want answers.
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Who is he?
Where is he from?
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What's his name?
I mean, look at that profile.
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His chin looks like
it was made of marble.
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That's it. We'll call him
"Captain Marble."
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Already taken, Chief.
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Is it? It doesn't matter.
Point is, what does he want?
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Why is he so polite?
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This is the story
of the century.
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And I want a Daily Planet
exclusive yesterday.
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Well, what are you all
standing around for?
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Go, go!
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- [man] I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- [all speaking indistinctly]
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- [woman] No, it's okay...
- [man 2] This is...
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[Clark] Yeesh.
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- Kent.
- Yeah, I was just
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about to go out
and get you that interview,
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Mr. White.
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Ah, don't worry
about that, son,
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superheroes have never
been your strong suit.
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Well, I don't know about that.
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I have another assignment
for you.
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Something important,
something meaningful,
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something that
only you can do.
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I won't let you down,
Mr. White. What is it?
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I need 1,000 words about the
Metropolis Farmer's Market by tomorrow.
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They have this amazing
fertilizer exhibit
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and if there's one person
that knows
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how to write about manure,
it's you, Kent.
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- Sure thing, Mr. White.
- [door slams]
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[Clark sighs]
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Like, is this radish organic?
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Absolutely, grew it myself.
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[scoffs] Well, how can
I be sure, dude?
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Well, uh...
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[crunches] So good.
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Organic.
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Told you.
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[roars]
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[both whimpering]
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[woman] Dang juicer.
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[straining] I can't seem
to get this down.
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- [juicer thuds]
- Oh. Thanks, stranger.
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- [low growling]
- [gasps]
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[screaming]
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Gather all the food
for the master,
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he must be appeased.
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[people screaming]
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Master will be pleased.
[laughs]
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I mean, I was a farmer.
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So, of course I guess I should
report on the farmer's market.
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And, by golly,
I'm gonna give Mr. White
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the best article on perennial
produce he's ever seen.
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[man] Help! Monsters!
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Someone's in trouble.
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[all screaming]
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Looks like Clark Kent
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isn't the only one with
an assignment today.
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Huh? Grr.
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Don't you know?
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Stealing is never part
of a healthy diet.
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[Oom grunting]
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[monsters snarling]
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Puny Kryptonian.
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Well, then.
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All right, what do you have?
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Sister Eye!
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No.
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[stammers]
Oh, well, how about...
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Cousin Eye?
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[alarm wailing]
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[Bruce] Trouble alert.
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Uh, excuse me. Did... Did...
I didn't hear what you said.
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- Did you say something?
- I gotta go.
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Uh, Mr. Wayne, I didn't...
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I didn't even get to tell you
about Grandpa Eye.
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[sighs]
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[engine revs]
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[snarling]
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- [blowing]
- [yelping]
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[grunting]
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[Superman yelping]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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- Uh-oh.
- [The Flash] Need a hand?
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That'd be super.
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Take care of these guys,
I've got a train to catch.
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Oh, come on, you have
to do better than that.
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By the authority
of the Green Lantern Corps,
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I command you to surrender.
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Bah! The mighty Oom
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doesn't answer to
your puny Lantern Corps.
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[snarling]
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Huh?
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- Oh, no, the bridge is out.
- [panicked chatter]
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[man] Hey, look, it's Superman.
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[woman] Save us, Superman.
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[Superman] Oh!
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[grunting]
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[metal squealing]
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Huh?
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Next stop, Metropolis Central.
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[all cheering]
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[woman] Yes, Superman.
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[snarling]
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[groans]
Just because you're evil
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doesn't mean
your breath should be.
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Go brush your teeth.
[grunts]
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[The Flash] You're the Dummy,
right?
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Yeesh, way to set
the bar low.
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[both whimpering]
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[gasps]
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Ha-hah! Too slow, Dummy.
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[Shazam] I got this.
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Huh?
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- [yelps]
- [cat yowls]
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Uh, like, thanks, man.
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- How did you...
- Speed of Mercury, isn't it cool?
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Oh, hey, one sec.
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No, wait, who are you?
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[grunts]
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Okay, yeah, that's good.
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I'm sure this thing has
a weight limit, so...
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[Shazam] I've got it.
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Strength of Hercules.
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I could do this all day,
but who has the time?
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- Pardon me.
- Huh?
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I think you misplaced these.
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Well, that takes care of that.
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Hi. I'm...
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- [both grunt]
- By the arm hairs of Atlas,
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are you okay?
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You know Atlas?
That's so cool.
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I've got the stamina of Atlas,
isn't that rad?
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I barely even felt
getting hit.
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But I bet he will.
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[both grunt]
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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Thanks.
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Don't mention it.
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[shrieks]
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- [Shazam] There's only room for one bat person around here.
- Huh?
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Don't you think?
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[blubbering]
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[screaming]
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The master
must be satisfied.
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But not today.
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Retreat!
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[grunts]
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[explosion]
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[rumbling]
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[water splashing]
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We have to go after them.
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[beeping]
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[Batman] Later.
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Right now, we have to stop
that building from collapsing.
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[both whimpering]
264
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,949
I don't know if sunbathing on
the roof was such a great idea.
265
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:20,017
[both] Whoa!
266
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,417
All right, everybody,
267
00:13:21,484 --> 00:13:22,685
now shake your body.
[snapping fingers]
268
00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:24,787
- [panting]
- Loosen those limbs.
269
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:27,223
- [rumbling]
- [laughing] This is fun.
270
00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:31,727
[grunting]
271
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,666
Come on, you can do it.
272
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,434
It should feel like
you're climbing
273
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:41,004
up the side of
a mountain. Yeah!
274
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,606
[both yelping]
275
00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:47,309
[grunts] Your turn, Flash.
276
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,879
[both screaming]
277
00:13:50,147 --> 00:13:51,480
I'm on it.
278
00:13:58,688 --> 00:13:59,956
[straining]
279
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,091
You're safe here, ma'am.
280
00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:02,358
Gotta run.
281
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,963
Wow.
282
00:14:08,731 --> 00:14:10,466
[gasps, grunts]
283
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,977
I'm here to offer
some support.
284
00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:25,182
[woman on TV]
And jump, two, three.
285
00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:26,549
[Shazam grunting]
286
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,317
Two, three, four.
287
00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:42,899
[clicking]
288
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,401
- And one.
- Wow, what a workout.
289
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,872
[gasps] What in
the blue blazes?
290
00:14:48,939 --> 00:14:51,340
- [Shazam grunting]
- I think you can let go now.
291
00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,709
Oh. Uh, heh, right.
292
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:56,746
Oh, my gosh,
I can't believe it,
293
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,415
Flash, you just ran up
those bricks like "zoom."
294
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,383
And Wonder Woman
with the lasso,
295
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,186
you were all... [grunts]
296
00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:05,287
And Superman,
with the heat vision,
297
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:07,858
you secured the base
with a "pssh."
298
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,358
Batman swung in
299
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:11,627
and caught that guy
while Green Lantern
300
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:13,930
was putting the wall
back together. [gasps]
301
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:17,033
You guys are incredible!
302
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,936
It is such an amazing
pleasure to meet you.
303
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:23,372
You have been my hero
since I was just a kid.
304
00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,608
Oop, sorry.
305
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,276
Since you were a kid?
306
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,677
By my observations,
307
00:15:28,744 --> 00:15:30,914
you're approximately
the same age as Superman.
308
00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:34,283
Same age? Oh, no, uh...
[chuckles] I just meant that
309
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,920
watching you makes me
feel like a kid.
310
00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,320
Hmm.
311
00:15:38,387 --> 00:15:40,456
Anyway, what a thrill
to meet you guys,
312
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,858
I hope I didn't get in the way.
313
00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,727
Not at all.
In fact, we're grateful.
314
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:46,096
Mister...
315
00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:47,998
Oh, uh, sorry.
316
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:49,331
I'm Shazam.
317
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:50,766
Uh... Shaz-what now?
318
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:51,667
Well, Shaz-bot.
319
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,602
- Shazam.
- Excuse me.
320
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:57,573
Shazam, it was pretty courageous
of you to leap into danger like that.
321
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,442
I know, that's one
of my powers too.
322
00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:01,978
Courage of Achilles.
323
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,346
I used it just the other day
to eat some anchovies.
324
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,815
[shudders]
325
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,051
How can we be sure
you're one of the good guys?
326
00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:09,318
Totally understandable.
327
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,719
But even if I wasn't,
328
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,721
a great philosopher
once said,
329
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,524
"Keep your friends close,
and your enemies closer."
330
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,360
So, really what
do you have to lose?
331
00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:20,396
Yep, I know quotes.
332
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,998
Wisdom of Solomon.
333
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,833
Sweet, am I right?
334
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,802
Why does he keep mentioning
Solomon, Atlas and the others?
335
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:28,939
- Well, I...
- His powers obviously derive
336
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:31,407
from each of the ancient heroes
he's described,
337
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,442
that makes up
the name "Shazam."
338
00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,844
S for the wisdom of Solomon.
339
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,579
H for the strength of Hercules.
340
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:38,347
A for the stamina of Atlas.
341
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,783
Another A for
the courage of Achilles.
342
00:16:40,851 --> 00:16:43,686
And M for
the speed of Mercury.
343
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,223
That means that
Z must stand for...
344
00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:48,591
The power of Zeus.
345
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:51,061
Still haven't figure out
what that is myself.
346
00:16:51,127 --> 00:16:52,561
Well, whoever you are,
347
00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,164
we really appreciate
your help.
348
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:57,466
My pleasure. I mean,
helping the Justice League,
349
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,567
so awesome!
350
00:16:58,634 --> 00:16:59,802
You should tag along.
351
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,637
Come to the Hall of Justice,
352
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:02,838
see where the magic happens.
353
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:05,041
- I don't think...
- Seriously?
354
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,508
The Hall of Justice?
355
00:17:06,575 --> 00:17:09,045
Like, the Hall of Justice?
356
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,881
[laughs] Oh, man, I... I...
357
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,020
[sighs] Be cool.
358
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:18,088
This is the greatest thing
359
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,155
that's ever happened to you
360
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:20,789
but just... be cool.
361
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,525
I mean, I guess so.
362
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:25,394
I don't have
anything going on,
363
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,830
so, uh, yeah, whatever.
364
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:31,902
[Jeepers] It's not our fault.
365
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,203
Jeepers is right.
366
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:34,371
We would've had your food
367
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,571
but the Justice League
showed up
368
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,207
and ruined everything.
369
00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,474
- [man] Enough!
- [thuds]
370
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,609
I'm tired of excuses.
371
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,611
What I need is food.
372
00:17:42,678 --> 00:17:44,513
And if you can't get it,
373
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,083
then I, Mr. Mind,
374
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,019
will find others who can.
375
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:51,820
[laughs evilly]
376
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,158
[male voice] Yes.
377
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:58,228
So powerful, so hungry.
378
00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:00,496
So hungry.
379
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:04,466
[Mr. Mind] Yes, food,
I need more food.
380
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,969
[burps]
381
00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:11,174
Excuse me. Sivana,
how goes our small experiment?
382
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:17,080
It's done.
383
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:19,815
This magically infused chemical
should do what you wanted.
384
00:18:19,883 --> 00:18:23,585
Now, can you stop
mind-controlling me and let me go?
385
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:25,388
[Mr. Mind] Hmm, nope.
386
00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:27,523
Now jump like a kangaroo.
387
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,159
[grunting]
388
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:31,294
Mind control is the best.
389
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:35,999
- [laughs]
- [male voice] Eat. Eat. Hunger.
390
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:38,335
[Mr. Mind] Food.
Bring me more food.
391
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:41,737
I must have more before
the Justice League arrives.
392
00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:43,406
The Justice League?
393
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:45,641
Here? But how?
394
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,244
[Mr. Mind] Call it intuition.
395
00:18:48,311 --> 00:18:50,779
[beeping]
396
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:57,786
And over here, we have
our trouble alert system.
397
00:18:57,854 --> 00:18:59,788
If there's a problem
anywhere in the world,
398
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,291
we'll know about it.
399
00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,827
This is incredible!
400
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,898
[gasps] I...
I think I might cry.
401
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,499
[shudders]
402
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,601
Hall of Justice branded tissue?
403
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:14,904
Can I keep this?
404
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,906
- [blows nose]
- Highly unsanitary.
405
00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:19,142
Totally going
in my scrapbook.
406
00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:22,479
You guys, I really can't
thank you enough for the tour.
407
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,914
You all mean so much to me.
408
00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:28,717
The Justice League has always
been a beacon of hope.
409
00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:31,087
In the darkest of times,
I've always said,
410
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:33,089
"What would
the Justice League do?"
411
00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:34,224
I mean...
412
00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,691
It depends on your roster,
413
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,826
that Plastic Man
is kind of different,
414
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,528
but, uh, that doesn't matter.
415
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,098
You guys have
helped me a lot.
416
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,968
I might need one
of those hankies, Batman.
417
00:19:45,035 --> 00:19:46,069
[sniffles]
418
00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:48,238
[Shazam]
Well, I better get going.
419
00:19:48,304 --> 00:19:51,774
I hope we do some superhero-ing
stuff together soon.
420
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:53,575
No, wait.
421
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:57,247
I call
a Justice League meeting.
422
00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:58,982
Is a meeting necessary?
423
00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,816
We should be out
finding these monsters.
424
00:20:00,884 --> 00:20:01,784
I have their location
425
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:02,818
via the Bat-Tracer, and...
426
00:20:02,886 --> 00:20:04,487
You know the rules, Batman.
427
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:06,089
If one of us
calls a meeting...
428
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:07,257
[groans]
429
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:08,992
Then we all must attend.
430
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,227
Should I go or...
431
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,996
No, stay right there.
432
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:15,031
Krypto will keep you company.
433
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,636
It's an ultrasonic whistle.
434
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,638
- One sec.
- [barking]
435
00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,108
- [laughs] A super-dog.
- [panting]
436
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:27,810
Ah, hi, Krypto.
Aren't you cute?
437
00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:30,013
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
438
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,780
- I think we should let him join.
- [Shazam laughing]
439
00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:34,284
The League?
But we just met him.
440
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:38,188
Not everyone is as reluctant to
join the League as you were, Batman.
441
00:20:38,254 --> 00:20:39,889
I like him.
And not just because
442
00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,558
he has a lightning bolt
on his chest,
443
00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:42,992
though that doesn't hurt.
444
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,294
[Green Lantern] I'm with Flash,
445
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,496
there's something
so innocent about him.
446
00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:47,629
[Shazam] You can't catch me.
447
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:50,033
You can't catch me. [laughing]
448
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,501
[barking]
449
00:20:51,568 --> 00:20:53,236
Or juvenile.
450
00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:54,437
I saw we take a vote.
451
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,738
All in favor,
raise your hand.
452
00:20:57,373 --> 00:20:58,607
[groans]
453
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,277
[Superman] Shazam,
we have an offer for you.
454
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,711
An offer?
455
00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,914
We'd like to invite you
to become a member of...
456
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:06,416
the Justice League.
457
00:21:06,483 --> 00:21:08,518
What? Is this for real?
458
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:11,187
I... I... This isn't some
hidden camera show, is it?
459
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:13,189
There are 24 cameras
in this room,
460
00:21:13,256 --> 00:21:16,226
none of which you could find
even with Superman's abilities.
461
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,294
No, this isn't a prank.
462
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:21,431
The reality is you fit all of
our Justice League criteria.
463
00:21:21,498 --> 00:21:23,366
- You have superpowers.
- [The Flash] Check.
464
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:24,633
- [Green Lantern] Fight for good.
- [The Flash] Double check.
465
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,236
[Superman] And not a kid.
466
00:21:26,302 --> 00:21:27,437
[gulps]
467
00:21:27,504 --> 00:21:28,737
Check-aroni.
468
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,707
So, Shazam, what do you say?
469
00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:34,944
I... will be
the best Leaguer ever!
470
00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:37,846
I promise, seriously,
you'll never regret this.
471
00:21:37,914 --> 00:21:39,349
Shazam, the Justice League
472
00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:42,352
is more than a
well-tuned crime fighting unit.
473
00:21:42,418 --> 00:21:44,454
It's a family.
474
00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,023
A... family?
475
00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:49,492
And families
are built on trust.
476
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,027
Shazam, we think that
477
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:53,429
you could be a great
addition to the team.
478
00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:55,797
But in order for us
to fully trust you,
479
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:58,401
we need to know
who you really are.
480
00:21:58,468 --> 00:22:00,370
Not the superhero.
481
00:22:00,436 --> 00:22:02,372
But, you.
482
00:22:02,438 --> 00:22:05,208
My, uh... Oh, no.
483
00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:07,510
Don't worry,
we'll go first.
484
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,078
Well, except for Batman,
485
00:22:09,145 --> 00:22:12,248
he kind of gets an exception
because he's so grumpy.
486
00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:13,749
[groans] I'm not grumpy.
487
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,257
[Shazam] Yeah,
I don't know you.
488
00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:23,825
No idea.
489
00:22:23,893 --> 00:22:26,429
I mean, that's not
even really a disguise.
490
00:22:26,496 --> 00:22:27,696
Well, sure it is.
491
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,400
The star draws your view
from my face.
492
00:22:30,466 --> 00:22:31,401
Not really.
493
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,172
Clark Kent?
494
00:22:36,239 --> 00:22:39,175
Oh, wow! You did
that amazing exposé
495
00:22:39,242 --> 00:22:40,809
on building
without instructions.
496
00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:42,811
That was fantastic.
497
00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:44,080
Oh, thanks,
498
00:22:44,147 --> 00:22:45,781
I worked really hard
on that piece.
499
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:48,051
- [Batman] Ahem.
- Oh, right.
500
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,787
So, are you ready
to be part of the family?
501
00:22:52,488 --> 00:22:53,856
I...
502
00:22:54,324 --> 00:22:55,358
I...
503
00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:58,194
I can't.
504
00:23:00,096 --> 00:23:02,932
I'm sorry, I... I really am.
505
00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:04,234
I have to go.
506
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,168
[Krypto whines]
507
00:23:05,235 --> 00:23:07,503
[Batman] Just as I surmised,
508
00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:09,305
Shazam has something to hide,
509
00:23:09,372 --> 00:23:10,373
and this proves
510
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,840
he is not to be trusted.
511
00:23:11,908 --> 00:23:13,209
But you hide everything.
512
00:23:13,276 --> 00:23:14,611
- Bat exemption.
- No, but I...
513
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:16,412
Bat exemption.
514
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,447
Now, come on.
515
00:23:17,513 --> 00:23:19,315
We have monsters to catch.
516
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,587
Huh? Oh!
517
00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:26,556
Hmm. Mm.
518
00:23:26,623 --> 00:23:28,224
[sighs]
519
00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:30,927
I can't believe I didn't just
join the Justice League.
520
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:34,964
But if they knew that
I was just a kid...
521
00:23:35,031 --> 00:23:38,401
- [man] Whoa, is that guy flying? Oh, man!
- Nice cape.
522
00:23:38,468 --> 00:23:41,437
I've never seen a superhero.
Wow.
523
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,072
[horn tooting]
524
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:50,513
Look, Mommy,
Superman got a new costume.
525
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,181
Bye, Red Superman.
526
00:24:17,307 --> 00:24:19,409
[Wizard grunting]
527
00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:25,748
[Wizard sighing]
528
00:24:25,814 --> 00:24:27,650
Stay still.
529
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,552
How did you even get in here,
530
00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,921
you pesky beast?
531
00:24:31,988 --> 00:24:33,990
Oh, hello, Billy.
532
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:35,824
How was your day?
533
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,827
- [grunts]
- Oh, you know.
534
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,097
It doesn't take a wizard
535
00:24:41,164 --> 00:24:43,132
to know something's
bothering you.
536
00:24:43,199 --> 00:24:46,202
But I'm a wizard,
so maybe it does.
537
00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:47,170
[chuckles]
538
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,806
Billy, you can tell me
anything.
539
00:24:49,872 --> 00:24:52,375
[sighs] I had
this great day, you know?
540
00:24:52,442 --> 00:24:56,145
Fighting bad guys,
meeting my heroes, but then...
541
00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:59,415
But then the Justice League
wanted me to join their team.
542
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:01,484
- [electricity crackles]
- That sounds wonderful.
543
00:25:02,385 --> 00:25:04,654
It was, except,
544
00:25:04,721 --> 00:25:05,888
in order to join,
545
00:25:05,955 --> 00:25:07,623
they said
they needed to trust me.
546
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:11,327
Which means I would have
to reveal my secret identity.
547
00:25:11,394 --> 00:25:13,396
And you were afraid
they would reject you
548
00:25:13,463 --> 00:25:15,798
when they found out
you weren't an adult?
549
00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:17,166
Exactly.
550
00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:19,335
I know that, in your heart,
551
00:25:19,402 --> 00:25:22,438
all you've ever wanted
was a family, Billy.
552
00:25:22,505 --> 00:25:24,273
Somewhere to belong.
553
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:26,909
I've tried to give you
that place,
554
00:25:26,976 --> 00:25:28,945
but my time is running out.
555
00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:31,681
Soon, you'll need
to find your own way.
556
00:25:31,748 --> 00:25:34,784
And you'll discover
that being in a family
557
00:25:34,852 --> 00:25:37,453
doesn't come without
its own risks.
558
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,521
[Shazam] Risks?
559
00:25:38,588 --> 00:25:39,722
Like what?
560
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,157
Trust, my son,
561
00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:44,260
trust to share a part
of yourself with others.
562
00:25:44,327 --> 00:25:47,296
And hope that those you
share it with will accept it.
563
00:25:47,363 --> 00:25:48,866
You're talking about
you sharing
564
00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,633
the power of Zeus
with me, right?
565
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,603
The first guy you chose
to be the Wizard's champion?
566
00:25:53,669 --> 00:25:56,939
Well, I wouldn't say first.
567
00:25:57,006 --> 00:25:58,608
There was another.
568
00:26:00,343 --> 00:26:02,512
His name was Teth Adam.
569
00:26:02,578 --> 00:26:05,681
[Teth Adam] Shazam! [echoing]
570
00:26:05,748 --> 00:26:08,451
[Wizard] But he would become
Mighty Adam.
571
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:11,988
He started out as
the hero I hoped he would be.
572
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:17,326
But I was blind not
to see his growing ambition.
573
00:26:17,393 --> 00:26:21,330
Soon, he was corrupted by
his power and turned to evil.
574
00:26:21,397 --> 00:26:24,000
He tried to enslave the world,
575
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:26,469
but after a long
and trying battle,
576
00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:27,804
I defeated him.
577
00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:29,005
[thunderclap]
578
00:26:29,071 --> 00:26:30,373
[Teth Adam, echoing] No!
579
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,644
And thus, he became
Black Adam.
580
00:26:35,478 --> 00:26:36,914
What did you do?
581
00:26:36,979 --> 00:26:39,081
I locked him away
582
00:26:39,148 --> 00:26:42,318
where he can never harm
anyone again.
583
00:26:45,588 --> 00:26:48,057
The point is, Billy,
that even I,
584
00:26:48,124 --> 00:26:51,394
the wise and powerful Wizard,
risked something
585
00:26:51,461 --> 00:26:55,064
and continue to risk
by giving that power to you.
586
00:26:55,131 --> 00:26:57,767
My true champion.
587
00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,101
Aw, shucks.
588
00:26:59,168 --> 00:27:01,337
- [rustling]
- What is it?
589
00:27:07,477 --> 00:27:08,211
The League?
590
00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:11,047
I sense a trap. Go.
591
00:27:11,113 --> 00:27:12,648
And remember, Billy,
592
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:16,887
nothing creates trust
like helping those in need.
593
00:27:16,954 --> 00:27:18,488
Wisdom of Solomon?
594
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,456
No, common sense.
595
00:27:20,523 --> 00:27:21,557
Now go.
596
00:27:26,762 --> 00:27:28,664
There you are.
597
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:32,568
Now just hold still.
598
00:27:32,635 --> 00:27:34,704
[grunts, groans]
599
00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,572
I hate moths.
600
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,042
[sawing]
601
00:27:43,881 --> 00:27:45,181
Fan out.
602
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,795
No sign of anything
out of the ordinary.
603
00:27:59,863 --> 00:28:04,834
Strange. The Bat Radar
indicates the tracer should be right...
604
00:28:04,902 --> 00:28:06,402
where that box is.
605
00:28:06,469 --> 00:28:08,872
- Oh, I got it.
- No, it's a trap.
606
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:10,206
[alarm blares]
607
00:28:11,674 --> 00:28:13,809
[Mr. Mind]
Right as always, Batman.
608
00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:16,379
[snarling]
609
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:18,047
[growls]
610
00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:20,283
[Crocodile Man laughing]
611
00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:23,052
The Monster Society
welcomes you.
612
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,489
Is that a talking worm? I mean,
come on, we fight worms now?
613
00:28:26,556 --> 00:28:28,959
[Mr. Mind]
I'm no mere worm, Flash.
614
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:31,460
I'm the powerful Mr. Mind,
615
00:28:31,527 --> 00:28:34,330
the greatest villain
in the galaxy.
616
00:28:34,397 --> 00:28:37,034
Wanted in over three quadrants
of the universe
617
00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:39,101
for my evil evilness.
618
00:28:39,168 --> 00:28:44,073
And now I can add defeating the
Justice League to my accomplishments.
619
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,309
Sivana, if you please?
620
00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:49,913
- [gas hissing]
- [all] Huh?
621
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,582
[all coughing]
622
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:56,019
[Mr. Mind] Though my powers of
mental persuasion are strong,
623
00:28:56,085 --> 00:29:00,924
I know they could never tame the
superheroic minds of the Justice League.
624
00:29:00,991 --> 00:29:04,627
Well, maybe the Flash.
625
00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:07,730
Thanks... a lot.
[continues coughing]
626
00:29:07,797 --> 00:29:11,001
You'll never... [coughs]
get away with this.
627
00:29:11,068 --> 00:29:12,368
[Mr. Mind] I already have.
628
00:29:12,435 --> 00:29:15,438
The adult mind
is hard to manipulate,
629
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:18,140
but the mind of a child...
630
00:29:18,207 --> 00:29:20,476
Sivana, fans.
631
00:29:20,543 --> 00:29:22,244
[whirring]
632
00:29:26,449 --> 00:29:28,351
- [all] Huh?
- [Green Lantern] What?
633
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:30,319
[Mr. Mind laughing]
634
00:29:30,386 --> 00:29:33,356
- [Mr. Mind] It worked!
- Of course it worked.
635
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:35,758
Dr. Sivana is no slouch.
636
00:29:35,825 --> 00:29:37,426
I'm a kid?
637
00:29:37,493 --> 00:29:40,529
Well, I'll be
butter-churned in July.
638
00:29:40,596 --> 00:29:42,465
But I don't wanna be a kid.
639
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,467
What are you talking about?
I don't feel any different.
640
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:47,436
Turn us back, Sivana,
this instant.
641
00:29:47,503 --> 00:29:51,041
[Mr. Mind] Sivana can do
nothing and neither can you.
642
00:29:51,108 --> 00:29:52,976
[high-pitched pinging]
643
00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:55,478
[all groaning]
644
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,216
[all sigh]
645
00:30:00,282 --> 00:30:01,384
[all giggling]
646
00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:02,953
[Mr. Mind] Ah, so easy.
647
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:05,122
I have all of you now.
648
00:30:05,187 --> 00:30:07,590
Wait! I don't see Batman.
649
00:30:07,657 --> 00:30:08,591
He's gone!
650
00:30:08,658 --> 00:30:10,826
[Mr. Mind grunts]
Go, my monsters.
651
00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:14,463
Find the Batman
and bring him to me.
652
00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:17,566
And now, Junior Justice League,
653
00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:20,202
are you ready to do my bidding?
654
00:30:20,269 --> 00:30:25,741
Well, as Pa used to say,
"Does a cow moo when you pull its udder?"
655
00:30:26,877 --> 00:30:28,811
What?
656
00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:30,981
[Mr. Mind] I'll assume
that's a yes,
657
00:30:31,048 --> 00:30:37,386
so welcome to
the Monster Society of Evil!
658
00:30:37,453 --> 00:30:39,555
[laughing evilly]
659
00:30:41,992 --> 00:30:44,260
[laughing maniacally]
660
00:30:52,535 --> 00:30:54,503
[footsteps running]
661
00:30:56,238 --> 00:30:59,176
- [panting]
- [Jeepers] There.
662
00:30:59,241 --> 00:31:01,510
There is the false Bat.
663
00:31:01,577 --> 00:31:03,947
- Get him for the master.
- [all growling]
664
00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,651
[Batman grunts]
665
00:31:11,054 --> 00:31:12,956
[grunts, groaning]
666
00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:16,093
- [beeping]
- Uh-oh.
667
00:31:16,159 --> 00:31:17,626
[groaning]
668
00:31:18,195 --> 00:31:19,662
[panting]
669
00:31:21,731 --> 00:31:22,933
Ha-ha!
670
00:31:26,235 --> 00:31:28,671
[chuckles] Got you.
671
00:31:28,738 --> 00:31:32,541
Come out, Batsy.
There is no place to go.
672
00:31:33,709 --> 00:31:35,045
Huh?
673
00:31:35,112 --> 00:31:37,379
Ha! Got you, got you.
674
00:31:37,446 --> 00:31:39,315
Now you're stuck in Bat Glue.
675
00:31:39,381 --> 00:31:40,984
[grunting]
676
00:31:48,691 --> 00:31:51,393
No place to go, Batman?
677
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:54,663
Or should I say "Batboy"?
678
00:31:56,298 --> 00:31:57,901
[monsters growling]
679
00:31:59,936 --> 00:32:00,803
[grunts]
680
00:32:07,944 --> 00:32:09,478
Are you okay, kid?
681
00:32:09,545 --> 00:32:11,214
I saw those bad guys and
thought you might need some help.
682
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,616
- I...
- I mean, I appreciate the amount of work
683
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,284
you put into your cosplay,
684
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:17,586
but superhero-ing
is kind of dangerous.
685
00:32:17,653 --> 00:32:19,722
- I...
- How about I drop you off to your mom?
686
00:32:19,789 --> 00:32:23,759
Maybe she'll take you out for a milkshake
or something. Those always cheer me up.
687
00:32:24,961 --> 00:32:26,295
[Shazam grunts]
688
00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,999
I am Batman.
689
00:32:29,832 --> 00:32:31,567
Sheesh.
690
00:32:31,634 --> 00:32:33,569
Mr. Mind transformed us
into children
691
00:32:33,636 --> 00:32:36,438
in order to control our young
impressionable minds.
692
00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:40,609
But because I'm awesome, I was able to
get away before his powers affected me.
693
00:32:40,676 --> 00:32:43,412
- Wow, you really are Batman.
- Duh.
694
00:32:43,479 --> 00:32:45,581
I guess that's a no
on super-hearing.
695
00:32:45,648 --> 00:32:47,583
Okay, okay. Digesting.
696
00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:49,718
Well, listen, Batman,
697
00:32:49,785 --> 00:32:52,321
how about you stay here
while I take care of...
698
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,390
No. Mr. Mind controls
the monsters
699
00:32:54,456 --> 00:32:56,625
and the preadolescent
Justice League.
700
00:32:56,692 --> 00:32:58,828
There's a chance
he can get you, too.
701
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,497
I don't want you jumping in
there and causing more trouble.
702
00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:03,399
- But I can help.
- Yeah.
703
00:33:03,465 --> 00:33:05,202
I don't work with people
I can't trust.
704
00:33:05,268 --> 00:33:08,004
And after your quick exit
at the Hall of Justice,
705
00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:10,506
- I can't trust you.
- [electronic beeping]
706
00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:13,342
- What are you gonna do, then?
- It doesn't matter what I'm going to do.
707
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:14,777
- I'm Batman...
- [tires screeching]
708
00:33:14,844 --> 00:33:17,346
...and everything I do
is incredible.
709
00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:22,919
[squealing softly]
The Batmobile.
710
00:33:22,986 --> 00:33:24,855
My diary is never
gonna believe this.
711
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:28,024
Well, okay.
Good luck, Batman.
712
00:33:28,091 --> 00:33:30,593
- I know there's no obstacle you can't overcome.
- [grunting]
713
00:33:30,659 --> 00:33:32,329
- I have complete faith in you.
- [Batman] Come on.
714
00:33:32,394 --> 00:33:33,395
[Shazam] You're a real hero.
715
00:33:33,462 --> 00:33:34,396
Change of plan.
716
00:33:34,463 --> 00:33:35,999
Do you really wanna help?
717
00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:37,733
Uh-huh.
718
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,737
[grunts] In my youthful state,
I'm unable to reach the pedals.
719
00:33:41,804 --> 00:33:44,975
- So, you'll need to drive.
- Drive?
720
00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,543
You can drive a stick,
can't you?
721
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:49,145
[chuckles nervously]
722
00:33:49,212 --> 00:33:51,114
- [engine revs, brakes screech]
- [Batman] Okay, no...
723
00:33:51,181 --> 00:33:53,816
- Stop. Wait, no. Not that way.
- [brakes screech, engine sputters]
724
00:33:53,884 --> 00:33:55,784
- [horn honks]
- I thought you said you'd done this.
725
00:33:55,852 --> 00:33:58,889
[grunting] Of course I have.
I'm an adult.
726
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:01,157
- Just a little rusty. Oh!
- [brakes screech]
727
00:34:01,224 --> 00:34:04,027
- Rusty? And why are you in third gear?
- [tires screeching]
728
00:34:04,094 --> 00:34:08,064
Okay, let's just
stay off the freeway.
729
00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:13,602
Hello! Welcome!
730
00:34:13,669 --> 00:34:15,638
Have a great day.
731
00:34:16,739 --> 00:34:18,841
Well, what do we have here?
732
00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:23,113
It's not even Halloween
but, my, you look wonderful.
733
00:34:23,179 --> 00:34:25,315
What brings you in today?
734
00:34:25,382 --> 00:34:29,718
The master needs food
like a pig needs a pile of mud.
735
00:34:29,785 --> 00:34:33,522
Ooh, isn't that nice?
[gasps]
736
00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:35,557
[whimpers]
737
00:34:38,061 --> 00:34:41,097
- Brick O's! My favorite!
- [whooshing]
738
00:34:42,399 --> 00:34:44,935
Looks like I have the last one.
739
00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:46,970
- I'll take that. Thanks.
- Huh?
740
00:34:48,104 --> 00:34:49,772
[sobbing]
741
00:34:54,978 --> 00:34:57,280
- It looks like it's ripe...
- Huh? [gasps]
742
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:58,614
...for the picking.
743
00:34:59,682 --> 00:35:01,885
[people screaming]
744
00:35:04,287 --> 00:35:08,158
Look what I found. Guess who's
going to be master's favorite now?
745
00:35:08,224 --> 00:35:12,262
As my ma used to say,
"You can't win a pig kissing contest
746
00:35:12,329 --> 00:35:13,796
without getting
a little dirty."
747
00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:15,731
[scoffs] That doesn't
even make sense.
748
00:35:15,798 --> 00:35:17,200
- Does, too.
- Does not.
749
00:35:17,267 --> 00:35:19,668
- Does, too.
- Does not, infinity plus one!
750
00:35:19,735 --> 00:35:21,371
- [grunts]
- [Superman yelling]
751
00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:23,472
- [crashing]
- [Superman] Ow!
752
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,875
I'm telling the master.
753
00:35:30,612 --> 00:35:33,016
Have a nice day.
754
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:41,124
[Mr. Mind slurping] Mmm.
755
00:35:41,191 --> 00:35:43,226
Ugh. Gross.
756
00:35:43,293 --> 00:35:46,762
Oh, good. Mmm, you're back.
Just place the food anywhere.
757
00:35:46,829 --> 00:35:49,698
Mmm, I'll get to it eventually.
[slurping]
758
00:35:49,765 --> 00:35:54,437
I know it's me saying this but
shouldn't you, I don't know, slow down?
759
00:35:54,503 --> 00:35:57,840
[male voice]
Eat more faster.
760
00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:59,742
[Mr. Mind] Slow down? No.
761
00:35:59,808 --> 00:36:02,611
If anything, I need to...
[munching] speed up.
762
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,514
Mmm. [retches]
763
00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:09,252
Peas? What are peas
doing here?
764
00:36:09,319 --> 00:36:10,619
What's the rule?
765
00:36:10,686 --> 00:36:12,889
[all] No peas, please.
766
00:36:12,956 --> 00:36:15,657
[Mr. Mind] Exactly.
Anything else is fine.
767
00:36:15,724 --> 00:36:18,261
Broccoli, arugula, whatever,
just no peas.
768
00:36:18,328 --> 00:36:20,397
Sheesh. Now go!
769
00:36:20,463 --> 00:36:23,400
Give me more.
I must have more!
770
00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:26,202
[munching] Oh!
771
00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:27,770
[slurping]
772
00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:29,906
[smacking]
773
00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:34,843
[engine revving
and brakes screeching]
774
00:36:40,716 --> 00:36:42,618
Whoa. Wow!
775
00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:45,121
This place is amazing!
776
00:36:45,188 --> 00:36:48,557
I thought the Rock of Eternity
was cool, but this place...
777
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:51,127
- [whistles]
- Rock of Eternity?
778
00:36:51,194 --> 00:36:53,695
Nexus of magic
in another dimension.
779
00:36:53,762 --> 00:36:55,564
Uh, it's a long story.
780
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,400
What are you doing?
781
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,969
My Bat Computer is the most
sophisticated computer on the planet.
782
00:37:00,036 --> 00:37:02,704
High-def with over
a billion mega-brixels,
783
00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:03,739
state of the art.
784
00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,475
It also streams Brickflix.
785
00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:10,646
And it has the ability to find
anyone at anytime in the world.
786
00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,982
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Way cool.
787
00:37:13,049 --> 00:37:14,050
There.
788
00:37:20,423 --> 00:37:23,059
[horn honks]
789
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:25,794
They're stealing food from
everywhere. We have to stop them!
790
00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:27,564
I have to stop them.
791
00:37:27,629 --> 00:37:30,599
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't trust me. But,
I mean, come on.
792
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,769
I helped you with the monsters,
the Batmobile... sort of.
793
00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:37,440
I know it's hard to believe,
but I don't trust people very easily.
794
00:37:37,507 --> 00:37:40,809
No, that's not hard to believe
at all. You live in a cave.
795
00:37:40,877 --> 00:37:42,678
In our line of work,
we have to be careful.
796
00:37:42,744 --> 00:37:44,780
I mean, what if
you were a bad guy?
797
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:47,183
I've already revealed
too much to you.
798
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,718
You're lucky I don't
take you out right now.
799
00:37:49,785 --> 00:37:51,888
I could, you know?
'Cause I'm Batman.
800
00:37:51,955 --> 00:37:54,723
And Batman is totally
the best hero.
801
00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:56,993
O... kay?
802
00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,828
Point is, it pays
to keep people at a distance.
803
00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:01,730
- So you...
- Never get hurt.
804
00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:05,368
[sighs] Hemingway once said,
805
00:38:05,435 --> 00:38:08,737
"The best way to find out
if you can trust someone
806
00:38:08,804 --> 00:38:10,240
is to trust them."
807
00:38:10,806 --> 00:38:12,808
Fine. Shazam!
808
00:38:15,811 --> 00:38:17,113
[gasps]
809
00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:23,719
- Billy Batson.
- Hey.
810
00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:26,556
I don't understand.
How did you...
811
00:38:26,623 --> 00:38:30,160
It all started when I helped you
during that Two-Face situation.
812
00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:32,128
[both grunting]
813
00:38:35,664 --> 00:38:39,068
Oh, no. Which one?
Which one?
814
00:38:39,135 --> 00:38:42,438
[Wizard] The red wire, Billy.
815
00:38:42,505 --> 00:38:44,407
[Billy] I don't know who
the voice belonged to.
816
00:38:44,474 --> 00:38:46,409
- I just knew it saved our lives.
- [powering down]
817
00:38:46,476 --> 00:38:47,944
[sighs in relief]
818
00:38:48,011 --> 00:38:49,946
After that, I went about
my usual routine.
819
00:38:50,013 --> 00:38:54,017
Well, Billy, that's the last of the
money you got from recycling.
820
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:56,818
Hope this sandwich is worth it
'cause I'm starving.
821
00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:00,290
[man] Spare some food.
822
00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,260
[stomach growling]
823
00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:05,361
[sighs]
824
00:39:07,796 --> 00:39:09,265
Have a great day.
825
00:39:12,368 --> 00:39:15,572
You're a nice boy,
Billy Batson.
826
00:39:15,638 --> 00:39:17,307
Hey, how do you know my name?
827
00:39:17,373 --> 00:39:19,943
[wind whistling]
828
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:24,080
[Billy] That wasn't the only weird thing that
happened to me over the next couple of days.
829
00:39:24,147 --> 00:39:26,449
Excuse me, ma'am,
let me give you a hand.
830
00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:31,154
[high-pitched] You're
a nice boy, Billy Batson.
831
00:39:31,221 --> 00:39:32,355
[yelps]
832
00:39:34,691 --> 00:39:37,493
[Billy] I just kept running
into the strangest people.
833
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:42,599
Hey, mister, you dropped this.
834
00:39:42,665 --> 00:39:45,535
- Huh?
- You're a nice boy.
835
00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:47,070
Here. For your trouble.
836
00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:50,340
Free subway token?
Thanks, mister.
837
00:39:50,406 --> 00:39:51,274
[gasps]
838
00:39:53,376 --> 00:39:55,878
[Billy] Little did I know
that small token
839
00:39:55,945 --> 00:39:58,681
would lead me
on an incredible journey.
840
00:39:58,747 --> 00:40:04,354
[Wizard] Billy Batson, you have
been found... worthy.
841
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:06,356
- That voice.
- [train horn blowing]
842
00:40:13,296 --> 00:40:18,268
[Wizard] Climb aboard for
the adventure of a lifetime.
843
00:40:27,277 --> 00:40:29,178
[Billy] What is this place?
844
00:40:31,714 --> 00:40:35,418
"The seven deadly enemies
of man."
845
00:40:35,485 --> 00:40:38,054
Whoa, what a scary bunch.
846
00:40:38,121 --> 00:40:40,423
- [gasps]
- [Wizard] Billy Batson!
847
00:40:42,725 --> 00:40:44,826
I've been expecting you.
848
00:40:44,894 --> 00:40:47,196
You? That old man
I gave the food to.
849
00:40:47,263 --> 00:40:49,098
That woman I helped
to cross the street.
850
00:40:49,165 --> 00:40:50,867
And that guy I returned
his money to.
851
00:40:50,933 --> 00:40:52,935
- They were all you.
- Yes.
852
00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:55,804
I did that to test you, Billy.
853
00:40:55,872 --> 00:40:57,806
Test me? Test me for what?
854
00:40:57,874 --> 00:41:01,010
To see if you're worthy
of great power.
855
00:41:01,077 --> 00:41:02,844
And you are, Billy.
856
00:41:02,912 --> 00:41:05,814
Never have I seen
a heart so pure.
857
00:41:05,882 --> 00:41:08,284
The world is a dangerous place.
858
00:41:08,351 --> 00:41:11,820
It needs heroes.
Heroes like you.
859
00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:14,691
All you need to do
is say my name.
860
00:41:14,757 --> 00:41:15,925
Your name?
861
00:41:15,992 --> 00:41:17,493
Shazam!
862
00:41:18,027 --> 00:41:20,063
Sha... zam?
863
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:23,466
[chuckles] No, no, no.
You can't just say it timidly.
864
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:27,036
Otherwise, how would you
ever introduce yourself to people?
865
00:41:27,103 --> 00:41:29,906
[chuckling]
That'd be ridiculous.
866
00:41:29,972 --> 00:41:33,242
Say it with meaning,
with purpose.
867
00:41:33,309 --> 00:41:35,111
Shazam!
868
00:41:38,715 --> 00:41:41,317
[Billy] After getting the power
of Shazam, I went to work,
869
00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:43,686
helping the city
as best I could.
870
00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:45,154
It was awesome.
871
00:41:45,221 --> 00:41:47,357
Not just because I had
these incredible powers
872
00:41:47,423 --> 00:41:49,292
but, you know,
873
00:41:49,359 --> 00:41:51,060
because I was a grownup.
874
00:41:51,127 --> 00:41:53,996
Sorry, kid.
Maybe next time.
875
00:41:54,497 --> 00:41:55,164
Next.
876
00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:57,233
[electricity crackles]
877
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,535
- Whoa!
- One, please.
878
00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:01,471
[Shazam whooping]
879
00:42:04,207 --> 00:42:06,542
[Billy] But even with
all that power,
880
00:42:07,377 --> 00:42:09,679
it didn't really matter.
881
00:42:09,746 --> 00:42:10,980
I just wanted to belong.
882
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:13,883
To not be alone.
883
00:42:15,385 --> 00:42:18,654
You wouldn't understand.
You're the Batman.
884
00:42:18,721 --> 00:42:20,356
You've got friends, a family.
885
00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:22,658
But being a kid,
886
00:42:22,725 --> 00:42:24,460
an orphan, [sighs]
887
00:42:24,527 --> 00:42:25,863
it's the worst.
888
00:42:25,928 --> 00:42:28,398
I totally understand if you
don't want to work with me,
889
00:42:28,464 --> 00:42:29,932
now that you know.
890
00:42:42,044 --> 00:42:43,646
Uh... I'm sorry.
891
00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:46,884
I know this is supposed to be,
like, an important moment,
892
00:42:46,949 --> 00:42:48,684
but I don't really
recognize you.
893
00:42:50,686 --> 00:42:51,988
Maybe in your adult form?
894
00:42:52,054 --> 00:42:55,057
I'm Bruce Wayne.
895
00:42:55,124 --> 00:42:57,827
[gasps] Bruce Wayne?
896
00:42:57,895 --> 00:43:00,163
Like, the Bruce Wayne?
897
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:01,899
Billionaire Bruce Wayne?
898
00:43:01,964 --> 00:43:04,534
The Bruce Wayne with all those
super expensive sports cars?
899
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,304
The Bruce Wayne with the private
jet that has its own arcade in it?
900
00:43:08,371 --> 00:43:11,007
Holy moly! What's that like?
901
00:43:11,073 --> 00:43:13,342
It's okay. I mean,
I only have, like,
902
00:43:13,409 --> 00:43:15,711
500 games onboard.
No big whoop.
903
00:43:15,778 --> 00:43:17,580
Awesome!
904
00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:19,348
Listen, Billy,
905
00:43:19,415 --> 00:43:22,853
when I was a kid about your age,
I lost my parents, too.
906
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,922
So I know what it is
to be alone.
907
00:43:24,987 --> 00:43:28,291
I took that fear and loneliness and
decided to do something good with it.
908
00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:29,927
Just like you're doing.
909
00:43:29,992 --> 00:43:33,229
Be proud of who you are, Billy.
Kids can be heroes too.
910
00:43:33,296 --> 00:43:36,032
My three former Robins
are a testament to that.
911
00:43:36,098 --> 00:43:38,768
What you did? That's brave.
912
00:43:38,835 --> 00:43:40,570
Showing me really who you are?
913
00:43:41,571 --> 00:43:43,306
That's trust.
914
00:43:43,372 --> 00:43:47,577
I don't know what the others would say,
but you're all right with me.
915
00:43:47,643 --> 00:43:49,412
Now, back to business.
916
00:43:49,479 --> 00:43:52,815
We have to figure out why the
Justice League is gathering all that food,
917
00:43:52,883 --> 00:43:55,953
and how to stop that telepathic tyrant,
Mr. Mind.
918
00:43:56,018 --> 00:43:58,889
- [stomach grumbling]
- Speaking of food, I'm starving.
919
00:43:58,956 --> 00:44:00,089
Ooh, me too.
920
00:44:00,156 --> 00:44:01,624
Hey, wanna see something cool?
921
00:44:01,691 --> 00:44:04,093
Alfred, can I get two glasses
of milk and cookies?
922
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,661
And not the oatmeal kind.
923
00:44:05,728 --> 00:44:08,698
Maybe... Ooh, something
with chocolate chips in it?
924
00:44:08,764 --> 00:44:10,600
As you wish, Master Damian.
925
00:44:10,666 --> 00:44:13,135
Uh, Damian? I'm...
Oh, oh, yes.
926
00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:15,371
- Faster, old man.
- Old man...
927
00:44:15,438 --> 00:44:17,840
- You have your own butler?
- Not bad, right?
928
00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:19,609
He'll make me whatever I want.
929
00:44:19,675 --> 00:44:22,612
Unless I make him mad,
which happens more than... [gasps]
930
00:44:22,678 --> 00:44:24,547
Wait a minute. That's it!
931
00:44:27,683 --> 00:44:29,652
Mr. Mind said that
in order to control us,
932
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,522
he had to make sure our minds
were young and impressionable.
933
00:44:32,588 --> 00:44:34,457
But that also means
he has limits.
934
00:44:34,524 --> 00:44:36,626
And if I'm right,
which I always am,
935
00:44:36,692 --> 00:44:38,728
the more active the brains
of our friends are,
936
00:44:38,794 --> 00:44:41,230
the more difficult they are
to control.
937
00:44:41,297 --> 00:44:43,432
So we have to make them
angry or stressed.
938
00:44:43,499 --> 00:44:46,068
- And that will break his hold on them.
- Exactly.
939
00:44:46,135 --> 00:44:50,974
Once the hold is broken, we toss one of
these disrupters onto them, and presto!
940
00:44:51,073 --> 00:44:53,376
No more mind control.
941
00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:55,344
- Got it.
- And, Shazam?
942
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,214
Good luck.
943
00:45:05,555 --> 00:45:07,958
The most powerful ring
in the galaxy,
944
00:45:08,025 --> 00:45:12,662
and here I am trolling
the ocean for stinky fish?
945
00:45:12,728 --> 00:45:13,596
Ugh.
946
00:45:13,663 --> 00:45:16,867
Say,
that ring is pretty cool.
947
00:45:16,934 --> 00:45:21,170
Oh, hey. Yeah. It can
make anything I can think of.
948
00:45:21,237 --> 00:45:22,638
- Really?
- Really.
949
00:45:22,705 --> 00:45:25,541
Even... I don't know,
a boat?
950
00:45:25,608 --> 00:45:26,776
Please.
951
00:45:28,344 --> 00:45:30,246
Wow. What about a whale?
952
00:45:30,313 --> 00:45:31,647
Like I told you,
953
00:45:32,181 --> 00:45:33,849
anything.
954
00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,117
Not bad.
955
00:45:35,184 --> 00:45:37,753
So you can make anything?
A jet?
956
00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:40,323
Two jets?
957
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:42,658
[grunts]
958
00:45:42,725 --> 00:45:44,861
What about a dog piloting
a jet while drinking a shake
959
00:45:44,928 --> 00:45:48,297
and wearing sunglasses
while wearing a large hat?
960
00:45:48,364 --> 00:45:49,799
And barking out the ABCs.
961
00:45:49,866 --> 00:45:51,567
- [grunts] Yeah. All right.
- [dog barking]
962
00:45:51,634 --> 00:45:53,836
Oh, also a knight
in shining armor
963
00:45:53,904 --> 00:45:57,139
with a sword, riding a bicycle,
handcuffed to a T-Rex,
964
00:45:57,206 --> 00:45:58,541
- standing behind a pony...
- Slow down.
965
00:45:58,608 --> 00:46:00,242
[Shazam] ...on top
of an armored car.
966
00:46:00,309 --> 00:46:02,045
Oh, and can you get
a sports car in there, too?
967
00:46:02,111 --> 00:46:06,382
[grunting] Anything... else?
968
00:46:06,449 --> 00:46:08,517
[Shazam] Just this.
969
00:46:08,584 --> 00:46:10,553
- [crackling]
- [groaning]
970
00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:14,323
One down.
971
00:46:17,259 --> 00:46:18,594
[cow mooing]
972
00:46:24,233 --> 00:46:26,335
Mmm, prime rib.
973
00:46:26,402 --> 00:46:28,204
Mr. Mind is totes
gonna love this.
974
00:46:28,270 --> 00:46:32,708
Ah, Wonder Woman, I see you're
still flying that invisible clunker.
975
00:46:32,775 --> 00:46:35,378
Clunker? Why, you...
976
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:37,380
My mom gave me this jet!
977
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,149
It can run circles
around your rodent mobile!
978
00:46:40,216 --> 00:46:43,020
[chuckling] No. No, it can't.
979
00:46:43,086 --> 00:46:45,022
- Can, too.
- Cannot.
980
00:46:45,088 --> 00:46:46,890
- Can, too.
- Cannot.
981
00:46:46,957 --> 00:46:49,158
- Can, too!
- Prove it, then.
982
00:46:49,225 --> 00:46:51,128
First one to the end
of the canyon wins.
983
00:46:51,193 --> 00:46:52,361
You're on!
984
00:46:53,629 --> 00:46:55,164
[cow mooing]
985
00:46:56,099 --> 00:46:57,466
[engine accelerating]
986
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,440
[cow mooing loudly]
987
00:47:10,013 --> 00:47:11,681
[engine roaring]
988
00:47:13,249 --> 00:47:14,784
[mooing loudly]
989
00:47:22,792 --> 00:47:25,828
Looks like there's room
for only one of us, hotshot.
990
00:47:28,999 --> 00:47:30,700
Ha! That did it.
991
00:47:31,968 --> 00:47:32,835
Huh?
992
00:47:36,305 --> 00:47:37,874
No way!
993
00:47:37,941 --> 00:47:41,777
I totally would have won if I'd
had a more aerodynamic cow.
994
00:47:41,844 --> 00:47:43,612
[Batman]
You never did like to lose.
995
00:47:43,679 --> 00:47:46,149
Argh! Just wait
till I get my hands on you.
996
00:47:46,215 --> 00:47:49,953
Now, now, Wonder Woman,
no one likes a sore loser.
997
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,754
- [crackling]
- [groaning]
998
00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:54,724
Two down.
999
00:47:58,828 --> 00:48:01,330
[cow's moo echoing]
1000
00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:05,835
[The Flash] Whoo-hoo!
Pardon me.
1001
00:48:05,902 --> 00:48:07,403
Flash coming through.
1002
00:48:13,076 --> 00:48:16,079
Wow. That's quite
a pile of food you have there.
1003
00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:18,748
- Yeah, so?
- Well, I mean, uh,
1004
00:48:18,814 --> 00:48:21,450
how are you gonna get it
all to your master?
1005
00:48:21,517 --> 00:48:23,686
I'll just run it over
to him, duh.
1006
00:48:23,753 --> 00:48:26,022
Oh, just, uh,
one by one, then?
1007
00:48:26,089 --> 00:48:27,224
Mm-hm.
1008
00:48:27,289 --> 00:48:28,557
Huh.
1009
00:48:28,624 --> 00:48:30,559
I just thought
because you're so fast,
1010
00:48:30,626 --> 00:48:34,497
you could do something a bit,
I don't know, flashier?
1011
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:37,700
- Hey, I can be flashy.
- Oh, I'm sure you can.
1012
00:48:37,767 --> 00:48:41,403
Superman said he could do it faster, but,
I mean, you know, what does he know, right?
1013
00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:42,873
Superman said that?
1014
00:48:42,939 --> 00:48:46,176
Ooh. After all the times
I beat him in a race...
1015
00:48:46,243 --> 00:48:47,777
Whatevs. I'll show him.
1016
00:48:47,843 --> 00:48:50,813
- You better step back.
- Oh. Sure.
1017
00:48:55,751 --> 00:48:59,122
Ha-ha! See? Nothing to it.
1018
00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:00,257
[Shazam] Hmm.
1019
00:49:00,322 --> 00:49:02,391
Is that the best you can do?
1020
00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:03,860
[straining] No.
1021
00:49:03,927 --> 00:49:05,694
[grunts] Watch this.
1022
00:49:05,761 --> 00:49:07,030
[grunting]
1023
00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:09,665
[yelling]
1024
00:49:13,003 --> 00:49:14,637
[panting]
1025
00:49:17,573 --> 00:49:19,675
Where am I?
1026
00:49:19,742 --> 00:49:21,377
- [crackling]
- [groaning]
1027
00:49:26,315 --> 00:49:27,683
[groaning]
1028
00:49:30,786 --> 00:49:32,521
Mmm, nice.
1029
00:49:35,424 --> 00:49:38,195
Master's gonna love
this Kent Farm's corn.
1030
00:49:38,261 --> 00:49:40,529
[male voice] Superman, save me.
1031
00:49:42,331 --> 00:49:43,599
Oh, hi, Clark.
1032
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,535
Well, I'll be a tadpole
on a lily pad.
1033
00:49:46,602 --> 00:49:48,171
What are you doing here?
1034
00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:49,605
I've come to help you.
1035
00:49:49,672 --> 00:49:52,108
Help me? I'm Superman.
1036
00:49:52,175 --> 00:49:54,410
You're the one
that's gonna need help.
1037
00:49:55,411 --> 00:49:57,013
[corn popping]
1038
00:50:01,717 --> 00:50:03,586
Somebody needs a nap.
1039
00:50:08,892 --> 00:50:11,827
[Superman] You know
I have X-ray vision, right?
1040
00:50:15,098 --> 00:50:16,233
[Batman exclaims]
1041
00:50:16,299 --> 00:50:18,534
Who's the hide-and-seek
champ now?
1042
00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:21,071
[grunts] More like chump.
1043
00:50:21,137 --> 00:50:22,305
[grunts]
1044
00:50:22,371 --> 00:50:23,706
[gasps]
1045
00:50:23,772 --> 00:50:24,807
[grunts]
1046
00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:26,609
A Boy Scout like you
is no real threat
1047
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:29,478
to an awesome superhero
like Batman.
1048
00:50:30,746 --> 00:50:33,083
I hear a lot
of gums flappin'...
1049
00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:37,153
but not a lot of wind.
1050
00:50:38,687 --> 00:50:40,589
You may have muscles, Clarky,
1051
00:50:40,656 --> 00:50:43,659
but when it comes to
strategy or planning, you...
1052
00:50:46,528 --> 00:50:48,564
You're just lucky
I'm pulling my punches.
1053
00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:51,734
[sarcastically] Ooh,
I'm shaking in my Bat Boots.
1054
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,070
You're not even wearing
any boots.
1055
00:50:55,872 --> 00:50:57,307
- [crashing]
- [horse neighs]
1056
00:50:57,374 --> 00:50:58,741
- [cow mooing]
- [goat bleating]
1057
00:50:58,807 --> 00:51:01,644
- [Superman] Ah!
- [Batman grunting]
1058
00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,980
You got any more insults
now, dingbat?
1059
00:51:04,047 --> 00:51:05,315
Just one.
1060
00:51:05,382 --> 00:51:07,884
I liked you better when
you wore your underwear...
1061
00:51:07,951 --> 00:51:09,618
on the outside.
1062
00:51:09,685 --> 00:51:12,122
Huh? [grunting]
1063
00:51:13,356 --> 00:51:15,491
- [crackling]
- [screaming]
1064
00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:18,594
Oh, boy.
1065
00:51:18,661 --> 00:51:20,030
[loud thud]
1066
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:24,134
I'm glad to see everyone
back to normal.
1067
00:51:25,201 --> 00:51:27,037
Well, relatively.
1068
00:51:27,436 --> 00:51:28,939
[grunts]
1069
00:51:29,005 --> 00:51:30,539
Can we, like,
get this over with
1070
00:51:30,606 --> 00:51:32,608
so I go back to being an adult?
1071
00:51:32,675 --> 00:51:34,277
Being a kid is the worst.
1072
00:51:34,344 --> 00:51:37,646
Huh. I haven't really noticed
a difference at all.
1073
00:51:37,713 --> 00:51:40,283
That's because you've always
been a kid.
1074
00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:43,519
But I'm dying. The mood swings,
the hunger pains.
1075
00:51:43,585 --> 00:51:45,587
How can you even
trust kids at all?
1076
00:51:45,654 --> 00:51:47,723
All these hormones,
no life experience.
1077
00:51:47,790 --> 00:51:49,825
I feel like I'm going to cry
at any given moment.
1078
00:51:49,893 --> 00:51:52,362
Hey, being a kid
isn't that bad.
1079
00:51:52,429 --> 00:51:54,630
Kids, back to business.
1080
00:51:54,697 --> 00:51:56,632
What we know,
1081
00:51:56,699 --> 00:52:00,536
Mr. Mind has been hoarding a massive
amount of food here at this warehouse.
1082
00:52:00,602 --> 00:52:04,740
The League will take myself and Shazam as
pretend prisoners in order to get into the base.
1083
00:52:04,807 --> 00:52:07,743
Once we are in his inner sanctum,
we'll use these mental dampeners
1084
00:52:07,810 --> 00:52:09,446
to protect us from
Mr. Mind's control,
1085
00:52:09,511 --> 00:52:13,450
and stop this Monster
Society of Evil once and for all.
1086
00:52:13,515 --> 00:52:15,185
[saw whirring]
1087
00:52:20,290 --> 00:52:22,158
That door does open, you know.
1088
00:52:22,225 --> 00:52:23,460
No food?
1089
00:52:23,525 --> 00:52:25,627
Why did you come back
empty-handed?
1090
00:52:25,694 --> 00:52:28,697
We brought something better
than food, Jeepers.
1091
00:52:28,764 --> 00:52:31,167
We brought prisoners.
1092
00:52:33,203 --> 00:52:34,304
[all gasp]
1093
00:52:34,371 --> 00:52:36,605
That's right. Batman is here.
1094
00:52:36,672 --> 00:52:39,775
You better take me
to Mr. Mind right now.
1095
00:52:39,842 --> 00:52:42,711
[scoffs] Please.
We don't take orders from you.
1096
00:52:42,778 --> 00:52:44,414
No one can see the master
right now.
1097
00:52:44,481 --> 00:52:47,516
Children, leave the prisoners
and continue gathering food.
1098
00:52:48,418 --> 00:52:51,321
Uh, Batman, what's plan B?
1099
00:52:51,388 --> 00:52:53,589
Well, what are you waiting for?
1100
00:52:54,057 --> 00:52:55,624
Batman?
1101
00:52:55,691 --> 00:52:58,594
Uh, sorry. At this age,
I wasn't all that good at thinking ahead.
1102
00:52:58,660 --> 00:52:59,929
[grunting]
1103
00:52:59,996 --> 00:53:01,730
- Creatures, get them!
- [all growling]
1104
00:53:01,797 --> 00:53:03,732
Jig's up. Attack, now!
1105
00:53:06,568 --> 00:53:08,104
[The Flash] Excuse me.
1106
00:53:10,572 --> 00:53:11,941
- [whimpering]
- For a doll,
1107
00:53:12,008 --> 00:53:13,675
why'd you have to be
such a...
1108
00:53:13,742 --> 00:53:15,945
you know, Dummy?
1109
00:53:17,546 --> 00:53:19,449
[grunting]
1110
00:53:19,516 --> 00:53:21,951
Let go, imposter!
1111
00:53:22,018 --> 00:53:25,288
Imposter?
I called this name first.
1112
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,160
[Jeepers cackling]
1113
00:53:32,162 --> 00:53:33,662
[Jeepers screaming]
1114
00:53:34,563 --> 00:53:35,798
[both grunt]
1115
00:53:35,865 --> 00:53:38,535
Kryptonian, I've defeated
your kind before.
1116
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,569
You're no match for Oom.
1117
00:53:40,636 --> 00:53:42,338
- [growling]
- [Superman grunting]
1118
00:53:47,576 --> 00:53:48,844
[yelps]
1119
00:53:48,912 --> 00:53:51,381
This would be beneath
adult Superman.
1120
00:53:51,448 --> 00:53:53,682
Me? Not so much.
1121
00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:56,219
[screaming]
1122
00:53:57,420 --> 00:53:59,755
Come on, it's not funny.
1123
00:53:59,822 --> 00:54:02,525
I didn't want to leave
the swamp, you know?
1124
00:54:02,591 --> 00:54:04,894
But he didn't care.
[choking up]
1125
00:54:04,961 --> 00:54:07,030
No one understands me.
1126
00:54:07,097 --> 00:54:09,631
- [sobbing]
- [Wonder Woman sighs]
1127
00:54:11,534 --> 00:54:13,036
[Dr. Sivana whimpers]
1128
00:54:13,702 --> 00:54:15,071
It's over, Sivana.
1129
00:54:15,138 --> 00:54:17,373
[shudders, sighs]
1130
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,942
I hope so.
1131
00:54:19,008 --> 00:54:21,978
I'm tired of being
mind-controlled. We all are.
1132
00:54:22,045 --> 00:54:25,814
All I want to do is go home and work
on my own plans for world domination.
1133
00:54:25,882 --> 00:54:28,418
Great! I mean, good.
1134
00:54:28,485 --> 00:54:29,919
Not good. [stammers] It's...
1135
00:54:29,986 --> 00:54:32,688
It's good that you wanna stop,
but not... [sighs]
1136
00:54:32,754 --> 00:54:35,859
- Where is Mr. Mind?
- He's there.
1137
00:54:39,062 --> 00:54:40,762
[The Flash] What do you think
we'll find in there?
1138
00:54:40,829 --> 00:54:43,799
Whatever it is,
we'll face it together.
1139
00:54:45,634 --> 00:54:47,703
[Wonder Woman]
By Hades' heatstroke,
1140
00:54:47,769 --> 00:54:49,472
what is that?
1141
00:54:49,539 --> 00:54:52,342
[The Flash] It appears to be
some sort of chry-sal-lis.
1142
00:54:52,408 --> 00:54:55,612
[Batman] Everyone knows
it's pronounced chrysalis.
1143
00:54:55,677 --> 00:54:57,313
Can we just call it a cocoon?
1144
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,883
Well, whatever we're
calling it, what's it for?
1145
00:54:59,949 --> 00:55:02,185
- For Mr. Mind.
- [rumbling]
1146
00:55:02,252 --> 00:55:04,954
Uh, guys, I think
we need to get out of here.
1147
00:55:07,190 --> 00:55:08,057
Now!
1148
00:55:08,124 --> 00:55:09,092
Seconded.
1149
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:18,301
[all yelp]
1150
00:55:24,374 --> 00:55:25,707
[metal creaks]
1151
00:55:31,347 --> 00:55:32,882
[all groaning]
1152
00:55:37,253 --> 00:55:39,656
[screeching]
1153
00:55:39,721 --> 00:55:42,724
We're gonna need
some serious moth balls.
1154
00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:46,629
We can do this, team.
Let's get him.
1155
00:55:46,695 --> 00:55:47,864
[whooshing]
1156
00:55:49,499 --> 00:55:50,533
[Mr. Mind] Fools!
1157
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,569
You have served your purpose.
1158
00:55:52,635 --> 00:55:57,507
You gathered the sustenance I
needed to complete my transformation.
1159
00:55:57,574 --> 00:55:59,342
Now nothing on Earth
1160
00:55:59,409 --> 00:56:04,746
can stop me from ruling
over you small-minded mortals.
1161
00:56:05,381 --> 00:56:06,416
Nothing on Earth?
1162
00:56:06,482 --> 00:56:07,749
That's it.
1163
00:56:07,816 --> 00:56:09,052
Follow me!
1164
00:56:15,757 --> 00:56:20,396
[Mr. Mind] You won't get away
from me that easily, Junior League.
1165
00:56:20,463 --> 00:56:23,333
Whatever it is you're hoping
to do, Shazam, do it fast.
1166
00:56:23,399 --> 00:56:24,733
[train horn toots]
1167
00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:31,407
[male voice] Follow them.
1168
00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:32,642
Follow them.
1169
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:34,776
[grunting]
1170
00:56:37,247 --> 00:56:39,048
- He's coming!
- [all gasp]
1171
00:56:39,115 --> 00:56:39,916
Hold on!
1172
00:56:39,983 --> 00:56:41,284
[horn toots]
1173
00:56:42,552 --> 00:56:43,553
[all grunting]
1174
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:44,854
[all yelping]
1175
00:56:44,921 --> 00:56:45,989
[whimpering]
1176
00:56:46,055 --> 00:56:48,491
Oh, this ride better end quick.
1177
00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:58,468
Is this supposed to slow down?
1178
00:56:58,534 --> 00:57:00,169
Uh, yeah?
1179
00:57:01,537 --> 00:57:03,439
[Mr. Mind screaming]
1180
00:57:05,841 --> 00:57:07,277
[all groaning]
1181
00:57:07,343 --> 00:57:09,811
The Wizard who gave me
my powers lives here.
1182
00:57:09,879 --> 00:57:11,481
He'll know what to do.
Come on.
1183
00:57:14,517 --> 00:57:16,386
[male voice] Do you see
1184
00:57:16,452 --> 00:57:18,855
the power of eternity?
1185
00:57:18,921 --> 00:57:22,458
[Mr. Mind] Yes. The power,
I must have it.
1186
00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:25,561
[snoring]
1187
00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:26,896
[snorts]
1188
00:57:27,897 --> 00:57:29,432
[continues snoring]
1189
00:57:30,733 --> 00:57:32,869
Wizard. Wizard!
1190
00:57:32,935 --> 00:57:34,937
[grunts] What? Huh?
1191
00:57:35,672 --> 00:57:36,906
Oh, Billy!
1192
00:57:36,973 --> 00:57:38,341
It's good to see you.
1193
00:57:38,408 --> 00:57:40,476
- "Billy"?
- Uh...
1194
00:57:40,543 --> 00:57:42,378
I said...
1195
00:57:42,445 --> 00:57:44,947
"Silly." Silly Shazam.
1196
00:57:45,014 --> 00:57:46,848
So good of you to come.
1197
00:57:46,916 --> 00:57:48,384
And you brought
some young friends
1198
00:57:48,451 --> 00:57:50,953
to trick or treat
at the Rock of Eternity.
1199
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:53,623
[chuckling] Lovely costumes.
1200
00:57:53,690 --> 00:57:56,793
The star on that tiara
really draws your eyes
1201
00:57:56,859 --> 00:57:58,661
away from your face.
1202
00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:00,063
Told you guys.
1203
00:58:00,129 --> 00:58:02,198
I think I have some candy corn
in the back.
1204
00:58:02,265 --> 00:58:04,367
- [Shazam] Wizard...
- Mm, but that was 100 years ago.
1205
00:58:04,434 --> 00:58:05,635
Uh, Wizard?
1206
00:58:05,702 --> 00:58:07,203
Does candy corn go bad?
1207
00:58:07,270 --> 00:58:10,573
Ugh. No. Wizard,
this is the Justice League.
1208
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,209
They've been transformed
by a malevolent worm
1209
00:58:13,276 --> 00:58:15,445
that just transformed
into a giant moth
1210
00:58:15,511 --> 00:58:18,481
who is floating around outside
waiting to destroy us!
1211
00:58:18,548 --> 00:58:21,417
A giant moth? [grunts]
1212
00:58:21,484 --> 00:58:23,920
I... hate... moths.
1213
00:58:23,986 --> 00:58:24,954
- [chirring]
- [gasps]
1214
00:58:25,021 --> 00:58:26,589
[rumbling]
1215
00:58:29,359 --> 00:58:32,095
[Mr. Mind]
This building, it tastes...
1216
00:58:32,161 --> 00:58:35,398
It tastes like eternity.
1217
00:58:35,465 --> 00:58:36,299
[laughs wickedly]
1218
00:58:36,366 --> 00:58:39,669
[male voice] Yes. More. More!
1219
00:58:39,736 --> 00:58:40,703
The power,
1220
00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:42,572
it's intoxicating!
1221
00:58:42,638 --> 00:58:45,408
[laughs wickedly]
1222
00:58:47,410 --> 00:58:49,212
[all gasping]
1223
00:58:50,146 --> 00:58:52,281
What is happening?
1224
00:58:53,851 --> 00:58:57,687
[Wizard] That giant moth is
feeding off the Rock of Eternity.
1225
00:58:57,754 --> 00:59:01,457
This place is the nexus
of limitless magical power!
1226
00:59:01,524 --> 00:59:05,495
If he eats much more,
he may be unstoppable.
1227
00:59:06,162 --> 00:59:08,131
Not to mention...
1228
00:59:08,866 --> 00:59:10,666
Oh, no!
1229
00:59:10,733 --> 00:59:12,435
[Shazam] What is it?
1230
00:59:12,502 --> 00:59:15,138
[Wizard] Hurry! The more
the rock is destroyed,
1231
00:59:15,204 --> 00:59:17,875
the more it weakens
the defenses of the building.
1232
00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:19,976
[thudding]
1233
00:59:21,511 --> 00:59:22,512
Shazam,
1234
00:59:22,578 --> 00:59:24,547
if what is inside
this prison is released,
1235
00:59:24,614 --> 00:59:28,184
an unspeakable terror
will be unleashed upon us all.
1236
00:59:28,251 --> 00:59:30,253
You must use the power of Zeus,
1237
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:33,189
and together,
you can defeat this evil.
1238
00:59:33,857 --> 00:59:35,324
The power of Zeus?
1239
00:59:35,391 --> 00:59:36,894
But I don't know what that is!
1240
00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:40,997
You must completely trust them.
1241
00:59:41,063 --> 00:59:44,902
You have to be willing to let
them see you as you really are.
1242
00:59:44,967 --> 00:59:46,269
Yes. Yes, that's great.
1243
00:59:46,335 --> 00:59:48,137
But can you just
be more specific...
1244
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:56,012
[laughs] Free! Free!
1245
00:59:56,078 --> 00:59:59,649
By Poseidon's pits,
who is that?
1246
00:59:59,715 --> 01:00:02,920
I am Black Adam.
1247
01:00:02,985 --> 01:00:05,988
Earth's mightiest mortal.
1248
01:00:06,589 --> 01:00:08,324
Holy moly.
1249
01:00:08,391 --> 01:00:10,726
[Mr. Mind]
The power of eternity,
1250
01:00:10,793 --> 01:00:12,728
it is mine!
1251
01:00:12,795 --> 01:00:14,430
[all grunt and gasp]
1252
01:00:17,366 --> 01:00:18,534
Ah.
1253
01:00:18,601 --> 01:00:21,103
My unwitting pawn.
1254
01:00:21,170 --> 01:00:23,005
[Mr. Mind] You? The voice.
1255
01:00:23,072 --> 01:00:24,942
The voice inside my head.
1256
01:00:25,007 --> 01:00:26,409
But how?
1257
01:00:26,476 --> 01:00:30,279
Centuries of isolation
strengthens the mind.
1258
01:00:30,346 --> 01:00:33,115
I just needed
to harness my powers,
1259
01:00:33,182 --> 01:00:36,018
and use the Rock of Eternity
as an antenna
1260
01:00:36,085 --> 01:00:37,955
to find a weak-minded being
1261
01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:40,623
that would be open
to suggestion.
1262
01:00:40,690 --> 01:00:41,925
[Mr. Mind] Weak mind?
1263
01:00:41,991 --> 01:00:43,759
[scoffs] I'm Mr. Mind.
1264
01:00:43,826 --> 01:00:46,897
And now, I'm all-powerful.
1265
01:00:46,964 --> 01:00:49,232
[laughing]
1266
01:00:49,298 --> 01:00:52,134
Let me show you power, worm!
1267
01:00:52,535 --> 01:00:53,402
[grunts]
1268
01:00:57,707 --> 01:00:59,108
[screeching]
1269
01:01:00,743 --> 01:01:02,044
Shazam!
1270
01:01:04,647 --> 01:01:06,649
[grunts]
1271
01:01:06,716 --> 01:01:08,117
[Mr. Mind groaning]
1272
01:01:09,285 --> 01:01:10,586
[Mr. Mind] Oh, dear.
1273
01:01:10,653 --> 01:01:12,555
Oh, no. [whimpers]
1274
01:01:12,622 --> 01:01:16,292
Oh, this doesn't look good
at all. Huh?
1275
01:01:19,462 --> 01:01:20,663
Shazam!
1276
01:01:24,634 --> 01:01:27,036
His costume,
he looks just like you.
1277
01:01:27,103 --> 01:01:28,237
Who is he?
1278
01:01:28,304 --> 01:01:30,306
The Wizard's first champion.
1279
01:01:30,373 --> 01:01:33,877
Evidently, he went crazy
and took over the world.
1280
01:01:33,944 --> 01:01:35,244
We're in trouble.
1281
01:01:35,311 --> 01:01:37,079
[Mr. Mind straining]
Oh, must go faster.
1282
01:01:37,146 --> 01:01:38,581
Must go... Oh!
1283
01:01:38,648 --> 01:01:39,749
[chuckles nervously]
1284
01:01:39,815 --> 01:01:41,150
Hello.
1285
01:01:41,217 --> 01:01:43,486
Perhaps we could come
to some sort of arrang...
1286
01:01:43,553 --> 01:01:45,655
[screaming]
1287
01:01:47,723 --> 01:01:48,724
[screaming fades]
1288
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:50,560
Heh. [grunts]
1289
01:01:52,361 --> 01:01:55,264
[all yell and grunt]
1290
01:01:56,033 --> 01:01:57,366
Wizard.
1291
01:01:57,433 --> 01:02:00,670
It is time we finish this.
1292
01:02:00,736 --> 01:02:04,140
If you want the Wizard,
you'll have to get through me!
1293
01:02:04,206 --> 01:02:06,576
You'll have to get
through all of us.
1294
01:02:07,076 --> 01:02:09,245
[laughing]
1295
01:02:09,312 --> 01:02:10,546
Sorry, kids,
1296
01:02:10,613 --> 01:02:13,115
you need to be
this high to fight me.
1297
01:02:13,182 --> 01:02:14,684
Aw, man!
1298
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:15,953
He's joking, Flash.
1299
01:02:16,019 --> 01:02:17,186
Oh! I knew that.
1300
01:02:17,253 --> 01:02:19,155
What I'm not joking about
1301
01:02:19,221 --> 01:02:20,523
is your doom!
1302
01:02:21,858 --> 01:02:23,159
[Superman screaming]
1303
01:02:23,225 --> 01:02:24,727
[gasps]
1304
01:02:24,794 --> 01:02:25,761
[Wonder Woman screaming]
1305
01:02:25,828 --> 01:02:27,163
[gasps]
1306
01:02:27,229 --> 01:02:29,032
- [Green Lantern screaming]
- [Batman] Hyah!
1307
01:02:29,098 --> 01:02:31,701
- Whoa! Hey, let go of me. I'm Batman.
- Hey, hands off!
1308
01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:34,437
- Yeah. Hey, not the cape. This is silly.
- [The Flash whimpers]
1309
01:02:34,503 --> 01:02:36,472
- [screaming]
- [Batman] Whoa!
1310
01:02:37,206 --> 01:02:39,342
Leave my friends alone!
1311
01:02:39,809 --> 01:02:41,377
You.
1312
01:02:41,444 --> 01:02:45,514
So, the Wizard found
a new errand boy.
1313
01:02:45,581 --> 01:02:48,584
Come. Come show me
what you have.
1314
01:02:50,053 --> 01:02:51,754
[both grunting]
1315
01:02:59,096 --> 01:03:02,732
[Black Adam laughs] You amateur,
you're making this too easy.
1316
01:03:08,237 --> 01:03:09,805
[Black Adam grunts] Ha-ha.
1317
01:03:10,907 --> 01:03:11,841
Pathetic.
1318
01:03:14,011 --> 01:03:15,244
[Shazam grunting]
1319
01:03:15,311 --> 01:03:17,413
You're not capable
of wielding the power
1320
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,482
that that suit represents.
1321
01:03:20,783 --> 01:03:22,818
You're nothing but a boy.
1322
01:03:30,127 --> 01:03:31,560
[groaning]
1323
01:03:32,228 --> 01:03:33,195
[chuckles]
1324
01:03:33,262 --> 01:03:34,830
Say good night
1325
01:03:35,531 --> 01:03:37,000
forever.
1326
01:03:37,067 --> 01:03:38,367
[Wizard] Stop!
1327
01:03:41,303 --> 01:03:44,240
This is between us, Adam.
1328
01:03:44,306 --> 01:03:45,808
Leave the boy alone.
1329
01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:47,677
[scoffs]
1330
01:03:47,743 --> 01:03:48,744
Fine.
1331
01:03:49,845 --> 01:03:52,214
[Shazam yelps] Whoa!
1332
01:04:01,757 --> 01:04:03,793
[both grunting]
1333
01:04:10,366 --> 01:04:11,801
[groaning]
1334
01:04:12,969 --> 01:04:13,836
Got him.
1335
01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:17,573
Thanks, Wonder Woman.
1336
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,342
All right, League,
it's time to stop this madman
1337
01:04:20,409 --> 01:04:21,744
once and for all.
1338
01:04:21,811 --> 01:04:24,447
But how?
He's more powerful than we are,
1339
01:04:24,513 --> 01:04:25,949
especially as kids.
1340
01:04:26,016 --> 01:04:27,249
We have to try.
1341
01:04:27,316 --> 01:04:29,218
We can't leave the Wizard
to face him alone.
1342
01:04:29,285 --> 01:04:31,554
Agreed! Come on, guys!
1343
01:04:37,094 --> 01:04:38,561
[all grunt]
1344
01:04:38,627 --> 01:04:41,230
It's some kind of energy field.
1345
01:04:41,297 --> 01:04:43,232
[grunting]
1346
01:04:45,301 --> 01:04:46,903
[both grunting]
1347
01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:49,338
Wizard!
1348
01:04:49,405 --> 01:04:51,707
[Wizard]
Billy, you mustn't interfere.
1349
01:04:51,774 --> 01:04:55,078
I will hold Black Adam off
as long as I can.
1350
01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:57,713
I've created a portal
back to Earth.
1351
01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:59,281
Go! Now!
1352
01:04:59,348 --> 01:05:00,683
I'm not leaving you.
1353
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:02,251
[Wizard] Never mind about me.
1354
01:05:02,318 --> 01:05:03,819
Black Adam is too dangerous
1355
01:05:03,887 --> 01:05:06,388
for you and the others
to face right now.
1356
01:05:06,455 --> 01:05:07,924
But what about you?
1357
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:10,093
[Wizard] You must go now.
1358
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,560
If I don't stop him,
1359
01:05:11,627 --> 01:05:14,396
you will be
the last line of defense.
1360
01:05:14,463 --> 01:05:17,968
Remember, the power of Zeus.
1361
01:05:20,503 --> 01:05:21,804
[Wizard grunts]
1362
01:05:21,872 --> 01:05:23,173
Wizard!
1363
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,641
[grunts, pants]
1364
01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:28,844
Your time
is finally up, Wizard.
1365
01:05:32,916 --> 01:05:33,849
[grunts]
1366
01:05:34,316 --> 01:05:36,052
No!
1367
01:05:39,421 --> 01:05:41,657
[all screaming]
1368
01:05:46,428 --> 01:05:49,398
I'm coming for you, Shazam!
1369
01:05:49,465 --> 01:05:50,967
- Oh, no.
- [The Flash] No, no, no, no.
1370
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,569
I'm coming for all of you!
1371
01:06:03,412 --> 01:06:05,182
[Shazam crying]
1372
01:06:05,248 --> 01:06:06,682
Let's go home.
1373
01:06:07,349 --> 01:06:08,584
[sniffles]
1374
01:06:10,519 --> 01:06:13,023
I've got a plan.
1375
01:06:13,089 --> 01:06:14,824
When I was first turned
into a child,
1376
01:06:14,891 --> 01:06:16,492
I found our vehicles
were ineffective
1377
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:17,894
because of our height.
1378
01:06:17,961 --> 01:06:21,797
In fact, Shazam had to drive
the Batmobile.
1379
01:06:21,865 --> 01:06:24,234
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got to drive the Batmobile?
1380
01:06:24,301 --> 01:06:26,802
- [Superman] Oh, sweet!
- [The Flash] Are you kidding me?
1381
01:06:26,870 --> 01:06:28,637
Yeah, it's definitely
stick shift.
1382
01:06:28,704 --> 01:06:31,274
[clears throat] For our
vehicles to be effective,
1383
01:06:31,340 --> 01:06:33,609
they need to be our size.
1384
01:06:33,676 --> 01:06:36,012
It's time to build
something new.
1385
01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:08,711
[crashing]
1386
01:07:14,985 --> 01:07:18,154
[Superman] Well,
butter my bricks and call me a biscuit!
1387
01:07:18,221 --> 01:07:19,956
These look amazing!
1388
01:07:20,023 --> 01:07:21,258
[alarm wailing]
1389
01:07:21,324 --> 01:07:22,625
[The Flash gasps]
The trouble alert.
1390
01:07:25,195 --> 01:07:26,662
Lois Lane reporting live
1391
01:07:26,729 --> 01:07:28,697
from the League of Nations
building in Metropolis,
1392
01:07:28,764 --> 01:07:31,667
where a man has appeared
floating down through the air.
1393
01:07:31,734 --> 01:07:33,870
He is hovering
toward the main assembly now.
1394
01:07:33,937 --> 01:07:35,872
Maybe there's
a new hero in town.
1395
01:07:37,406 --> 01:07:39,109
[people screaming]
1396
01:07:39,175 --> 01:07:40,243
No. Not a hero.
1397
01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:41,443
Definitely not a hero.
1398
01:07:41,510 --> 01:07:42,678
[screams]
1399
01:07:43,679 --> 01:07:44,881
Black Adam is here.
1400
01:07:44,948 --> 01:07:46,849
And I thought I was fast.
Sheesh.
1401
01:07:46,917 --> 01:07:47,783
What now?
1402
01:07:47,851 --> 01:07:50,452
Now we do
what we were born to do.
1403
01:07:50,519 --> 01:07:52,155
We save the day.
1404
01:07:52,222 --> 01:07:55,058
- [upbeat music playing]
- [all cheering]
1405
01:07:56,825 --> 01:07:59,828
Nothing on Earth
can stop this party. Whoo!
1406
01:08:01,998 --> 01:08:03,266
[all gasping]
1407
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:05,567
[indistinct murmuring]
1408
01:08:06,568 --> 01:08:08,071
[man] Bad feeling about this.
1409
01:08:08,138 --> 01:08:10,073
[woman] Maybe he's here
to install the disco light.
1410
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:12,275
Excuse me. You can't
just barge in here
1411
01:08:12,342 --> 01:08:13,742
and ruin our party...
1412
01:08:13,809 --> 01:08:14,777
[screams]
1413
01:08:14,843 --> 01:08:15,577
[crashes]
1414
01:08:15,644 --> 01:08:16,880
Party over.
1415
01:08:16,947 --> 01:08:18,381
- People of...
- [mic feedback whines]
1416
01:08:18,447 --> 01:08:20,216
[all groaning]
1417
01:08:21,017 --> 01:08:22,185
Sorry.
1418
01:08:22,252 --> 01:08:24,120
People of Earth,
1419
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:27,456
I, Black Adam,
am your rightful ruler.
1420
01:08:27,523 --> 01:08:30,093
You will obey me
without question.
1421
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,828
Those who don't will be
crushed beneath my...
1422
01:08:32,896 --> 01:08:34,197
- [rapid beeping]
- Feet?
1423
01:08:37,067 --> 01:08:38,168
What?
1424
01:08:38,234 --> 01:08:39,635
Who dares?
1425
01:08:39,702 --> 01:08:41,204
The Justice League,
1426
01:08:41,271 --> 01:08:43,006
that's who!
1427
01:08:43,073 --> 01:08:44,941
[snarling]
1428
01:08:50,813 --> 01:08:53,116
Execute plan Playtime.
1429
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,452
[Black Adam] Foolish children.
1430
01:08:55,517 --> 01:08:57,486
Your games won't stop me.
1431
01:08:57,553 --> 01:09:00,056
You must think
you're pretty slick.
1432
01:09:01,724 --> 01:09:04,361
- [liquid bubbling]
- [groaning]
1433
01:09:04,427 --> 01:09:05,862
[whooshing]
1434
01:09:05,929 --> 01:09:06,595
What?
1435
01:09:06,662 --> 01:09:07,796
[straining]
1436
01:09:07,864 --> 01:09:09,299
Need help getting cleaned up?
1437
01:09:09,366 --> 01:09:11,034
How about this spin cycle?
1438
01:09:11,868 --> 01:09:14,437
[yelling]
1439
01:09:14,503 --> 01:09:15,472
[Superman] Tag! You're it.
1440
01:09:15,537 --> 01:09:16,940
[Black Adam groaning]
1441
01:09:23,079 --> 01:09:24,047
[Superman yelps]
1442
01:09:24,114 --> 01:09:25,048
[Shazam] Batter up!
1443
01:09:26,182 --> 01:09:27,951
[Black Adam screaming]
1444
01:09:29,452 --> 01:09:31,054
[screaming]
1445
01:09:31,121 --> 01:09:33,089
[grunting]
1446
01:09:33,156 --> 01:09:35,925
All right, Flash,
let's wrap this up.
1447
01:09:37,093 --> 01:09:38,161
[grunting]
1448
01:09:38,228 --> 01:09:40,363
What kind of games
are these, children?
1449
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:42,232
The kind you'll lose.
1450
01:09:42,298 --> 01:09:44,034
- Now, Princess!
- [grunts]
1451
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:45,235
[grunting]
1452
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,942
[groaning]
1453
01:09:54,077 --> 01:09:55,677
Huh. Enough!
1454
01:09:55,744 --> 01:09:57,080
[Batman] Not quite.
1455
01:09:57,147 --> 01:10:00,250
Every game should end
with a little fireworks.
1456
01:10:04,686 --> 01:10:06,688
- Did we do it?
- We must have.
1457
01:10:06,755 --> 01:10:08,925
He is flatter than a flapjack
on the griddle.
1458
01:10:11,227 --> 01:10:13,096
[grunting]
1459
01:10:14,497 --> 01:10:17,033
[Superman screaming]
1460
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:18,667
- [The Flash yelps]
- [gasps]
1461
01:10:20,403 --> 01:10:21,271
[grunts]
1462
01:10:22,539 --> 01:10:23,705
[growling]
1463
01:10:28,078 --> 01:10:29,745
Hah! [grunts]
1464
01:10:29,812 --> 01:10:31,680
[Wonder Woman yelping]
1465
01:10:32,348 --> 01:10:33,349
[grunts]
1466
01:10:34,017 --> 01:10:35,318
[grunts]
1467
01:10:35,385 --> 01:10:37,353
[laughing]
1468
01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:38,720
Kneel before me.
1469
01:10:38,787 --> 01:10:41,391
Kneel before
the great Black Adam.
1470
01:10:41,458 --> 01:10:43,359
[grunts] What?
1471
01:10:43,426 --> 01:10:45,095
Say, leave the kid alone!
1472
01:10:45,161 --> 01:10:46,996
You are a horrible human being.
1473
01:10:47,063 --> 01:10:49,165
Pick on somebody your own size.
1474
01:10:49,232 --> 01:10:50,266
Get out of here!
1475
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,534
Stop it!
1476
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,269
- [woman] Leave us alone!
- I am Black Adam.
1477
01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:54,537
[all] We know.
1478
01:10:54,603 --> 01:10:56,239
I am all-powerful!
1479
01:10:56,306 --> 01:10:57,806
[all] We know.
1480
01:10:57,874 --> 01:11:00,210
We'd never bow
to the likes of you.
1481
01:11:00,276 --> 01:11:02,112
[all booing]
1482
01:11:02,178 --> 01:11:05,048
- [woman] Coward!
- [grunting]
1483
01:11:05,115 --> 01:11:07,851
What now? We need,
like, three more Shazams
1484
01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:09,519
to even put a dent in that guy.
1485
01:11:09,586 --> 01:11:10,652
Three more?
1486
01:11:10,719 --> 01:11:12,088
Shazam!
1487
01:11:14,790 --> 01:11:15,992
Shazam!
1488
01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:26,536
[Wizard]
Remember, the power of Zeus.
1489
01:11:26,603 --> 01:11:27,971
The power of Zeus!
1490
01:11:28,037 --> 01:11:30,739
Guys, I know what I have to do.
1491
01:11:30,806 --> 01:11:33,209
But, to do it,
1492
01:11:33,276 --> 01:11:35,612
I have to show you
who I really am.
1493
01:11:35,677 --> 01:11:37,046
Remember, Shazam,
1494
01:11:37,113 --> 01:11:39,949
the only way to trust someone
is to trust them.
1495
01:11:41,918 --> 01:11:43,319
This might tickle.
1496
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:45,288
Shazam!
1497
01:11:48,158 --> 01:11:49,893
[straining]
1498
01:11:50,759 --> 01:11:52,228
[yelling]
1499
01:11:52,295 --> 01:11:53,963
[all screaming]
1500
01:12:12,315 --> 01:12:13,917
This is amazing!
1501
01:12:13,983 --> 01:12:16,052
We're adults again.
1502
01:12:16,119 --> 01:12:17,153
I feel...
1503
01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:19,889
More powerful
than a locomotive.
1504
01:12:19,956 --> 01:12:21,823
Way more powerful.
1505
01:12:21,891 --> 01:12:23,159
[Billy] Hi.
1506
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:26,029
I'm Billy Batson.
1507
01:12:26,728 --> 01:12:28,364
You're a...
1508
01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:29,999
[Green Lantern] Kid.
1509
01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:32,168
Now you know
why I didn't want to tell you.
1510
01:12:32,235 --> 01:12:34,370
I didn't want you
to think less of me.
1511
01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,140
Billy, being a hero
isn't about your age
1512
01:12:37,207 --> 01:12:39,008
or having flashy superpowers.
1513
01:12:39,075 --> 01:12:40,443
Part of being a hero
1514
01:12:40,510 --> 01:12:42,711
is trying to make the world
a better place,
1515
01:12:42,778 --> 01:12:44,147
no matter what age you are.
1516
01:12:44,214 --> 01:12:47,083
Yeah. That
and an awesome costume.
1517
01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:49,319
By the way,
why didn't my costume change?
1518
01:12:49,385 --> 01:12:51,054
You've already got
a lightning bolt.
1519
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:54,290
Billy, you're going to make
one incredible member
1520
01:12:54,357 --> 01:12:55,925
of the Justice League.
1521
01:12:55,992 --> 01:12:58,861
[Black Adam] Ha-ha!
Sentimental fools!
1522
01:12:58,928 --> 01:13:00,897
Even by using
the power of Zeus,
1523
01:13:00,964 --> 01:13:02,565
you will not defeat me.
1524
01:13:02,632 --> 01:13:04,934
I am Black Adam!
1525
01:13:05,001 --> 01:13:06,869
As my ma used to say,
1526
01:13:06,936 --> 01:13:11,140
"There's nothing worse than a
rooster that hollers before sunrise."
1527
01:13:11,207 --> 01:13:13,076
[screaming]
1528
01:13:13,710 --> 01:13:15,144
[grunting]
1529
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:18,747
[screaming]
1530
01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:22,452
[screaming]
1531
01:13:22,518 --> 01:13:24,454
[man] Well, Terrance,
your mother and I
1532
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:25,722
are both school teachers,
1533
01:13:25,787 --> 01:13:27,557
so I hope you like
studying every day.
1534
01:13:27,624 --> 01:13:31,327
Oh, and we almost never eat at
those fun fast-food burger places.
1535
01:13:31,394 --> 01:13:33,463
Your father makes
wonderful salads.
1536
01:13:33,529 --> 01:13:35,265
And, we have a rule.
1537
01:13:35,331 --> 01:13:38,167
No more than 20 minutes
of TV a day.
1538
01:13:38,234 --> 01:13:39,269
[snarling]
1539
01:13:39,335 --> 01:13:40,836
[woman screaming]
1540
01:13:42,572 --> 01:13:43,772
[all screaming]
1541
01:13:48,444 --> 01:13:49,912
[grunting]
1542
01:13:54,617 --> 01:13:56,252
[Black Adam grunts]
1543
01:13:59,889 --> 01:14:01,924
You're safe here, folks.
And remember,
1544
01:14:01,991 --> 01:14:05,261
there's no better insurance
than a safe driver.
1545
01:14:06,329 --> 01:14:07,196
Billy?
1546
01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:09,432
Billy! You have to help me.
1547
01:14:09,499 --> 01:14:10,867
Hey, Terrance, what's up?
1548
01:14:10,933 --> 01:14:12,235
My new family...
1549
01:14:12,302 --> 01:14:14,304
I have to do homework,
eat my vegetables.
1550
01:14:14,370 --> 01:14:16,673
There's even a time limit on how
much I can watch TV. [chokes up]
1551
01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:19,042
Maybe we should get out
of the city right now.
1552
01:14:19,108 --> 01:14:20,476
Let's go to your mom's.
1553
01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,911
Terrance can help her
clean up the basement
1554
01:14:21,978 --> 01:14:22,945
and organize
her coin collection.
1555
01:14:23,012 --> 01:14:24,247
You're gonna love it, buddy.
1556
01:14:24,314 --> 01:14:27,183
No!
1557
01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:29,452
I'm really happy
for you, Terrance!
1558
01:14:29,519 --> 01:14:31,487
[The Flash] Whoo-hoo!
Pardon me.
1559
01:14:35,758 --> 01:14:38,027
[grunting]
1560
01:14:38,094 --> 01:14:40,263
- [blows landing rapidly]
- [groaning]
1561
01:14:45,635 --> 01:14:46,969
[panting]
1562
01:14:48,504 --> 01:14:49,572
[Batman] Hyah!
1563
01:14:49,639 --> 01:14:52,141
[screaming]
1564
01:14:54,711 --> 01:14:56,012
[groans]
1565
01:14:57,513 --> 01:14:58,915
Shazam! [echoing]
1566
01:15:03,486 --> 01:15:05,421
[all groaning]
1567
01:15:06,956 --> 01:15:08,391
[gasping]
1568
01:15:22,638 --> 01:15:24,140
We're back!
1569
01:15:24,207 --> 01:15:25,475
Oh, man,
1570
01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:27,210
if I had to hear one more
of Superman's farm sayings,
1571
01:15:27,276 --> 01:15:28,511
I might have quit the League.
1572
01:15:28,578 --> 01:15:29,645
Oh, that's for sure.
1573
01:15:29,712 --> 01:15:31,314
- You can say that again.
- Yeah.
1574
01:15:31,381 --> 01:15:32,815
- It was awful.
- [Batman] Yes, I couldn't agree more.
1575
01:15:32,882 --> 01:15:34,217
They're not that bad.
1576
01:15:35,451 --> 01:15:36,519
[grunts]
1577
01:15:36,586 --> 01:15:38,421
What did you do?
1578
01:15:38,488 --> 01:15:39,455
No.
1579
01:15:39,522 --> 01:15:40,189
No!
1580
01:15:40,256 --> 01:15:42,358
The powers are mine!
1581
01:15:42,425 --> 01:15:44,293
Shazam!
1582
01:15:45,027 --> 01:15:46,429
Shazam.
1583
01:15:48,030 --> 01:15:49,499
Shazam.
1584
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,935
Shazam! [echoing]
1585
01:15:53,002 --> 01:15:54,704
- [dog barks in distance]
- [alarm sounds]
1586
01:15:54,771 --> 01:15:57,373
Looks like I might've
hijacked your magic.
1587
01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,641
Sorry, not sorry.
1588
01:16:01,978 --> 01:16:03,679
[siren wailing]
1589
01:16:03,746 --> 01:16:05,548
I'll get you, Shazam.
1590
01:16:05,615 --> 01:16:09,018
Once I have my powers back,
you will be destr-
1591
01:16:11,053 --> 01:16:12,455
Destroyed!
1592
01:16:15,091 --> 01:16:17,593
Well, Shazam, you did it.
1593
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:19,462
No, we did it.
1594
01:16:19,529 --> 01:16:22,365
But how did you know the lightning
would take away his powers?
1595
01:16:22,432 --> 01:16:24,400
Or change us back to adults?
1596
01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:26,402
Well,
1597
01:16:26,469 --> 01:16:28,204
let's just say...
1598
01:16:31,541 --> 01:16:32,975
I had a hunch.
1599
01:16:33,911 --> 01:16:35,211
Hmm.
1600
01:16:35,278 --> 01:16:37,547
So, now that we beat
the bad guy
1601
01:16:37,613 --> 01:16:39,715
and everything
is back to normal,
1602
01:16:39,782 --> 01:16:40,817
how should we celebrate?
1603
01:16:40,884 --> 01:16:42,718
I know just the thing.
1604
01:16:45,588 --> 01:16:48,357
Remember how I told you
that Bat Computer could find
1605
01:16:48,424 --> 01:16:50,326
anyone anywhere?
1606
01:16:50,393 --> 01:16:52,428
After you revealed
your identity to me,
1607
01:16:52,495 --> 01:16:55,798
I had it search for any living
relatives you might have.
1608
01:16:55,866 --> 01:16:57,033
You have two.
1609
01:16:57,099 --> 01:16:59,302
Your uncle and...
1610
01:17:00,036 --> 01:17:01,204
Billy?
1611
01:17:01,804 --> 01:17:03,039
My sister.
1612
01:17:03,539 --> 01:17:04,474
Billy!
1613
01:17:05,943 --> 01:17:07,677
[both giggling]
1614
01:17:07,743 --> 01:17:09,212
I'm Mary.
1615
01:17:09,278 --> 01:17:10,948
And this is our Uncle Dudley.
1616
01:17:11,013 --> 01:17:12,148
Hello, Billy.
1617
01:17:15,151 --> 01:17:18,554
That's what I'd call
a happy ending.
1618
01:17:18,621 --> 01:17:20,690
[chokes up] I'm okay.
1619
01:18:07,737 --> 01:18:11,641
All I have to do
is find that Salvaxion warlord,
1620
01:18:11,707 --> 01:18:14,810
and I'll be knee-deep
in targman moolah
1621
01:18:14,878 --> 01:18:17,046
from now until next week.
1622
01:18:17,113 --> 01:18:19,215
- [laughing]
- [screaming]
1623
01:18:19,715 --> 01:18:21,050
[grunting]
1624
01:18:21,117 --> 01:18:22,451
[Mr. Mind] What is this?
1625
01:18:22,518 --> 01:18:23,619
Let go!
1626
01:18:23,686 --> 01:18:27,024
- [straining]
- Well, what do we have here?
1627
01:18:27,089 --> 01:18:29,692
What's your name, little fella?
1628
01:18:29,759 --> 01:18:32,161
[Mr. Mind] Mind, Mr. Mind.
1629
01:18:32,228 --> 01:18:34,932
The greatest villain
in the galaxy.
1630
01:18:34,998 --> 01:18:39,970
Wanted in over three quadrants
of the universe for my evil evilness.
1631
01:18:40,037 --> 01:18:41,637
"Wanted," eh?
1632
01:18:41,704 --> 01:18:43,205
[straining]
1633
01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:47,176
[whistling]
1634
01:18:47,243 --> 01:18:50,047
This day just keeps
getting better.
1635
01:18:50,112 --> 01:18:51,280
[Mr. Mind] Huh?
1636
01:18:51,982 --> 01:18:53,616
Oh, my.
1637
01:18:53,683 --> 01:18:55,217
[thunder crashing]
1638
01:18:55,284 --> 01:19:00,284
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