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HEAVY BREATHING
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You know that feeling
when a guy you like
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sends you a text at
two o'clock on a Tuesday night
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asking if he can come and find you
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and you've accidentally made it out
like you've just got in yourself.
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So you have to get out of bed,
drink half a bottle of wine
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get in the shower, shave everything,
dig out some Agent Provocateur business
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suspender belt, the whole bit
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and wait by the door
until the buzzer goes?
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DOORBELL BUZZES
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And then you open the door to him like
you've almost forgotten he's coming over.
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Oh. Hi.
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And then you get to it immediately.
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HEAVING BREATHING
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After some pretty standard bouncing
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you realise he's edging
towards your arsehole.
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But you're drunk and he made
the effort to come all the way here.
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So you let him. He's thrilled.
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Oh!
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I'm so thrilled.
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And then the next morning
you wake to find him fully dressed
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sat on the side of the bed,
gazing at you.
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He says that...
- Last night was incredible.
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... which you think is an overstatement.
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But then he goes on to say that...
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It was particularly special because
I've never managed to actually...
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up the bum with anyone before.
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To be fair he does have a large penis.
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And although it's always
been a fantasy of mine
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I've never found anyone
| could do it with.
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And then he touches your hair.
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And thanks you with a genuine earnest.
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Thank you.
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It's sort of moving.
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Then he kisses you gently...
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... and then he leaves.
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And you spend the rest
of the day wondering...
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... do | have a massive arsehole?
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BELL RINGS
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Well, um, this doesn't happen
very often, does it?
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THEY LAUGH
-No.
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No, | suppose it's...
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THEY LAUGH
- It's quite rare, yeah.
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| hate myself.
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Um, are you going to work?
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Er, no actually...
- Okay, um, this is gonna sound crazy
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um, but | think that |
should take your number
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and | think | should call it
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and | think | should ask you if you
wanna go out for a drink with me.
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Um...
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Fuck me, you've got a boyfriend.
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Er, no. Um, no, we broke up
quite recently actually.
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry,
slash really pleased.
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Um, how the hell did he
manage to fuck that up?
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Power rarely gives up without a fight.
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Particularly in places where there are
divisions of tribe, divisions of sect.
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we also know that populism
can take dangerous turns
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and there will be difficult
days along the way.
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From the extremism of those who would use
democracy to deny a minority of rights
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to the nationalism that...
- What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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eicleeve
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| know what you were doing.
- | was watching the news.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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What was he talking about then?
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What?
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Please, | just need to hear this.
What was he talking about?
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ile=\or
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Don't say anything,
and please don't stop me leaving.
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Please don't!
- Okay. - Don't!
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I've really tried to be
there for you through this.
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You can't say | haven't tried.
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Don't say anything.
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And please don't contact me
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or turn up at my house drunk
in your underwear.
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It won't work this time.
— It will.
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I'm taking that posh shampoo.
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He was talking about democ...
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Oh, he was just...
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.. really kind
and supportive with my work.
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He'd cook all the time,
he'd run baths, hoover.
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He'd laugh at all of my jokes.
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He was really great with my family
and my friends loved him.
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Plus he was really fucking affectionate.
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HE LAUGHS
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Yeah, he sounds like a dickhead.
- Yeah.
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So was that like you can have
my number or whatever you...
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Yes. Yeah, | guess it's a yes.
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Oh my God. Great. Okay.
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Put that in there.
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And I'll be sure to treat you
like a nasty little bitch.
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Um, that was a joke.
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Oh no, | know, | Know.
- Yeah, okay. That was like, oh.
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Okay. Great. Wow.
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I'll buzz you then?
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Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
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| can't stop smiling. Sorry l...
- HE LAUGHS
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you for coming in today.
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We really appreciate you considering us
for your small business start-up loan.
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No problem.
- I've read your application form.
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Thank you.
aan Laas e-toc Oa a
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Oh.
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Okay, that wasn't my intention but...
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As you are probably aware
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we haven't had the opportunity
to support many...
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any women-led businesses since the...
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Sexual harassment case.
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The sexual harassment case, yes.
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Are you alright?
- Oh yeah, sorry.
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| just, um, | ran from the
station so |'m just a bit hot.
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But I'm really excited about, um...
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Water?
- ... er, no thanks, I'm fine.
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Actually, yeah,
water would be great, if | could...
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Sure.
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There are a couple of details
that we need to iron out
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and one or two bits and pieces
I'm gonna need to see some more on.
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It says in here that you opened
the business with your partner in...
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, that kind of thing
won't get you very far here anymore.
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Oh no, sorry.
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| thought | had a top on underneath.
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Yeah, okay.
- No seriously.
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In this case, genuine accident.
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| can see given our history
why you might think that's...
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No! Seriously | wasn't
trying to. | was hot.
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| take this kind of thing very seriously.
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I'm not trying to shag you!
Look at yourself!
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Okay.
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Please leave.
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On...
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No, you don't understand.
| need this... | need this loan....
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Please just leave.
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Perv!
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Slut!
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Wow!
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My sister.
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She's uptight and beautiful
and probably anorexic
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but clothes look awesome on her so...
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You're almost late.
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Had to do a flash poo in Pret.
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Oh Christ. Did you wash your hands?
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Course not.
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Oh my God! You are disgusting.
Fucking hell.
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Of course | washed my hands.
It's not like a grew up without a mother.
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Heard from dad?
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No.
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Dad's way of coping with
two motherless daughters
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was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures
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start fucking our Godmother
and eventually stop calling.
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You look tired.
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Thanks, I've been sleeping
really well recently.
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Shit.
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I'm wearing the top
that she lost years ago.
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So... this is gonna be tense.
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Do you want to take your coat off?
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No.
- Okay.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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So, any luck with...
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Oh God, can we just have
two seconds without...
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| was going to ask how
it was going with the café.
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| know, | just don't wanna talk about it yet!
- Fine, we won't talk then. - Fine.
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Hair looks nice.
- Oh fuck off.
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The only thing harder than having
to tell your super-high-powered
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perfect, anorexic, rich super-sister
that you've run out of money
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is having to ask her to bail you out.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
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I'm just gonna ask her.
I'm just gonna come...
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Do you need to borrow money?
- No.
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Can't do it, can't do it,
| can't do it. Can't do it.
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Your business is good then?
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Yeah. It's good. It's really good.
It's really, really good.
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Sounds like it's really good.
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tae
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Can | get you anything?
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No thanks, I'm good.
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Are you sure | can't
get you anything at all?
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Is Harry helping?
Er, we broke up.
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What?! Again?
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Mmm. If you see him,
I'm a wreck, okay?
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God, just don't get drunk and
scream through his letterbox again.
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Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Don't get drunk and
shit in your sink again.
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When are you gonna
stop bringing that up?
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When you do something better!
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| have two degrees, a husband
and a Burberry coat.
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You shat ina sink!
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CLAIRE: Oh. Hi. - MAN: Thank you. Hi.
- FLEABAG: Oh, no problem.
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Nothing is ever going to be better.
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| swear there are pants
that give you thrush.
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What are yours made from?
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| dunno.
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FLEABAG:
| need to get sexy pants.
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BOO: | hate my body, | hate my body,
| hate my body, | hate my body.
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Fucking last minute bastard trendy parties,
why do we do it to ourselves.
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Oh my God, definitely not.
That does nothing for you. | hate that.
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What?
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These are my clothes, Boo,
I've been wearing these all day.
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Oh God.
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Were you wearing your coat?
- Yes.
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=e)
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Well, nothing here looked nice so | just thought
I'd wear what | was wearing anyway.
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Are you joking?
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Are you joking?
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a--8
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Oh my God! Why didn't you tell me!
- It's really not that bad! | love you!
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I've gotta get a whole new outfit now!
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I'll buy you pants, I'll buy you sexy pants!
- I've been so many places today!
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I'll buy you sexy pants!
- Fuck off!
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I'm sorry! | think it's a lovely dress!
- Get out of here!
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Oh, | mean, you really shouldn't
wear such cheap materials.
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They don't let your fanny breathe.
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| know.
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APPLAUSE
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Thank you so much for coming
to Women Speak
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opening women's mouths since 1998.
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Before we begin,
| would like to ask you a question.
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| don't know about you,
but | need some reassurance.
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SHE LAUGHS
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So | pose the question
to the women in this room today.
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Please raise your hands
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if you would trade
five years of your life
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for the so-called perfect body.
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We are bad feminists.
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| want my top back.
- Okay.
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Won't you get cold?
- No, I've got really hairy nipples.
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What?
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Oh!
- Fuck!
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Fuck!
- What was that?!
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RI-T10 Ty
- A fucking hug!
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Well, why the fuck did you do that?
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It was terrifying. Never do that again!
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| was just trying to...
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Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Do you wanna go for a drink or...?
- No, I've got plans.
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Okay, fine. Sure, see you next time
"Women Speak' then.
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Do you wanna go for a drink?
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PHONE BEEPS
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And my sister blows glass.
She has done for a long time.
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What was | saying,
I've never like been in a fight.
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Well, I've been in a fight. Never been punched
in the face, you know what | mean?
250
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:15,052
I've been punched in the leg and someone
once threw some punch in my face.
251
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,934
So my colours this season
are sort of brown mainly
252
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:21,337
but like, you know,
| wouldn't say no to a maroon.
253
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,691
| wouldn't like jump down the throat of
someone wearing something blue
254
00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:25,890
it's just not for me.
255
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,296
So, I'm gonna go for a waz.
256
00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:30,093
HE LAUGHS
- Yep, okay.
257
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,018
Same again? While I'm up.
Or perhaps like a little cocky-tail?
258
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:41,414
Or like a nice shot?
259
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,612
Oh, yeah, or we could
just go back to mine.
260
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,413
Wow. Um, thanks.
261
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:50,136
Er, I've actually got work, er, tomorrow,
but, um, another drink here?
262
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,698
Well, let's get you a cab in the morning.
- That's ridiculous. | can't...
263
00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:56,936
HE LAUGHS
- Okay, what the fuck is your problem?
264
00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,775
Oh, um, nothing.
265
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,857
l, um, | like you.
266
00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:04,095
Okay, you're a dick.
267
00:17:04,821 --> 00:17:06,174
What's going on?
268
00:17:07,621 --> 00:17:09,532
You're pathetic.
269
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:12,300
Wait!
- Oh, don't follow me.
270
00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,820
Oh. | wasn't.
271
00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:16,377
You dropped this.
272
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,694
Um...
273
00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:34,530
eS
274
00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:37,899
Come on.
275
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,134
Are you okay?
276
00:18:01,221 --> 00:18:03,132
Are you okay?
277
00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:06,613
Sad face.
278
00:18:08,101 --> 00:18:09,534
I'm fine.
279
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:20,294
Oh.
280
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,374
You're such a lovely man.
281
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:32,061
Okay.
- Thank you.
282
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:35,811
Stay there, stay there, you okay?
283
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,854
Okay. Hey. Hey.
284
00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:44,141
Do you wanna come home with me?
285
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:46,979
What?! No way!
286
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,813
You naughty boy.
287
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,857
BELL RINGS
288
00:18:57,781 --> 00:19:02,093
Uh!
- Ooh, sing a song, Boo-boo.
289
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,975
# Another lunch break, another abortion!
290
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,138
# Another piece of cake, another two...
291
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:14,301
# Fucking 20 cigarettes...
and we’re happy!
292
00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:20,416
# So happy to be modern women! #
293
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,579
Hey, come here.
294
00:19:24,421 --> 00:19:27,777
Let's never ask anyone for anything.
They don't get it.
295
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,731
BI==1
- Deal.
296
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:33,970
Fuck it.
297
00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:36,171
# Do, do, doup doup! #
298
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,459
This is totally fine.
299
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:44,691
Hello? Open! Look.
300
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,732
Alright, Dad?
301
00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:55,498
What's going on?
302
00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:58,055
Oh, I'm absolutely fine.
303
00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:00,010
Okay.
304
00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:03,976
ee) ee
305
00:20:05,341 --> 00:20:06,615
a= s-laWe
306
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,254
Ah, it's nothing.
307
00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:13,089
It doesn't... it's...
308
00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:16,374
You know it's nearly
two o'clock in the morning.
309
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,334
Okay.
310
00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:23,051
Yeah, okay. Um,
I'm don’t wanna, I'm gonna...
311
00:20:24,061 --> 00:20:25,574
i an 25
312
00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:27,054
Oh fuck it...
313
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:32,016
| have a horrible feeling that I'm
a greedy, perverted, selfish
314
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:36,851
apathetic, cynical, depraved,
morally bankrupt woman
315
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,495
who can't even call herself a feminist.
316
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,017
Well, um...
317
00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:51,174
... you get all that from your mother.
318
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,892
SHE LAUGHS
319
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,859
Good one.
320
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:06,495
Er, I'm gonna call you a cab, darling
321
00:21:06,941 --> 00:21:10,650
and, um, please don't go upstairs.
322
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:46,890
To be fair she's not
an evil stepmother.
323
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,216
She's just a cunt.
324
00:21:51,221 --> 00:21:52,370
ae
325
00:21:53,301 --> 00:21:55,974
Darling, | thought that must be you.
Everything alright?
326
00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:58,410
Yeah, | just thought I'd swing by.
327
00:21:58,461 --> 00:22:00,452
Oh, how lovely. Lucky us.
328
00:22:00,501 --> 00:22:02,935
Oh don't worry,
Dad's already booking me a taxi.
329
00:22:08,621 --> 00:22:09,770
What you doin'?
330
00:22:09,821 --> 00:22:11,254
Oh, painting.
331
00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:14,930
| find the night time's very peaceful...
332
00:22:14,981 --> 00:22:17,290
Usually.
- THEY LAUGH
333
00:22:17,861 --> 00:22:19,817
Oh, warming up.
334
00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:28,941
Look, | know it's not really my place,
but are you okay?
335
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,336
Everyone's been really worried.
- Poor fucker.
336
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:37,331
Yes, she's actually an expression of how
women are subtle warriors, strong at heart.
337
00:22:37,381 --> 00:22:39,656
You know, we don't have to use
muscular force to get what we want
338
00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:43,455
we just use our...
- Tits. - ... innate femininity.
339
00:22:44,741 --> 00:22:47,539
Tits don't get you anywhere
these days. Trust me.
340
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:51,611
It's very valuable actually.
341
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,617
How much?
- Thousands.
342
00:22:53,661 --> 00:22:55,458
Whoa. Can | have it?
343
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:56,980
SHE LAUGHS
- No.
344
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:06,979
What's that?
345
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,933
Oh, um, my self-portrait.
346
00:23:16,901 --> 00:23:18,050
Oh.
347
00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:22,937
DAD: Right, it's here.
- Oh, er, | think | can hear your dad.
348
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:27,332
DAD:
Cab's here!
349
00:23:27,381 --> 00:23:28,609
Thanks.
350
00:23:28,661 --> 00:23:29,855
Ah, nice of him.
351
00:23:31,101 --> 00:23:34,252
Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
352
00:23:36,061 --> 00:23:41,852
Um, please look after yourself.
You really do look ghastly, darling.
353
00:23:49,381 --> 00:23:51,417
Oh, a café, eh?
354
00:23:51,461 --> 00:23:52,689
Yeah.
355
00:23:53,821 --> 00:23:55,777
On your own?
356
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,414
Er, kind of.
357
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,256
Kind of? Go on.
358
00:24:00,301 --> 00:24:03,213
SHE LAUGHS
- It's quite a funny story actually.
359
00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:06,298
On no, that's good,
it'll keep me going. Shoot.
360
00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:09,938
| opened the café with my friend, Boo.
361
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,733
Cute name.
- Yeah.
362
00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:13,612
Yeah, she's dead now.
363
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,777
She accidentally killed herself.
364
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:18,733
It wasn't her intention
but it wasn't a total accident.
365
00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:20,294
She didn't actually think she'd die
366
00:24:20,341 --> 00:24:23,731
she just found out that her
boyfriend fucked someone else
367
00:24:23,781 --> 00:24:26,341
and wanted to punish him
by ending up in hospital
368
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,611
and not letting him visit her for a bit.
369
00:24:28,661 --> 00:24:31,175
She decided to walk
into a busy cycle lane
370
00:24:31,221 --> 00:24:34,372
wanting to get tangled in a bike,
break a finger maybe.
371
00:24:34,421 --> 00:24:37,015
But as it turns out bikes go fast
and flip you into the road.
372
00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:40,019
Three people died,
she was such a dick.
373
00:24:42,821 --> 00:24:44,493
SHE LAUGHS
374
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,216
So yeah. Kind of on my own.
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