Original subtitles

Hello, greetings.

Good morning Simon sir.

I am calling from Red Horse Pharma, India, Bengaluru.

Oh yes, I was waiting for your call

Our person will be waiting with your name card sir.

It's my first trip to India,

So I'm a little bit worried you know

No, no! You don't worry sir

You just go and tell him your name,

He will take you to the hotel directly.

Could you give me your.. telephone number?

Wait.. Hello, Hello

(Telephone ringing)

(Telephone ringing)

(Telephone ringing)

(Telephone ringing)

(Telephone ringing)

Don.

Don.

Solomon is landing with the thing.

Peace out.

Where's Mani?

(Mani humming a popular A R Rahman song)

(Girl joins in)

Don't forget to recharge my number. Bye! - Okay baby

Dad...

Dad...

So you've downed drinks early in the morning?

Not at all

You have chips stuck on your cheeks.

Clean up.

Dad...

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Ok..

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Suleiman tell the thing that evening will bring Solomon

tell sulaiman's thing that.

Evening Solomon's thing will. Solomon thing evening

Hello?

Hello sir! Good morning!

Are you interested in buying water purifier?

What water purified?

Sir, this water purifier can...

Didn't I just say I don't want it

Sir, we have an excellent discount offer

If you call me once more, I'll insert it to purify your behind!

Water purifier, my ass

(Telephone ringing)

Samaan(the thing)

Dad, what did you just tell me?

Oh!

Suleiman!!!!!!

(Mourning in progress)

Dad...

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Brother

is that all don said?

That the thing will arrive this evening?

Anything about who will bring it?

You dumbass

Will he be narrating a story on his death bed?

oh, has he not?

Aren't you the one who picks it up regularly?

Yes

Get lost now!

Go

Ok don

Dude, mouth some punch dialogues like your dad.

Sundaram is watching

Hey you

This is the first job after my dad's death

If you bungle it up

wife will become a widow, mind it!

What??

Dude, he's still single!

Ok, then your hand will be widowed!

Get lost

Save him o lord! May his soul rest in peace

O Jesus! O the Almighty!

Don of C-Company Charles alias Powder Charles passed away at his home in Shivajinagar

Thousands have gathered in front of his home to get a final glimpse of the don

When did this happen?

This morning

Now that he's gone,

you don't have to pay up daily collection.

The auto is yours

Shut up old man! know it's my own auto!

If I don't pay up,

That Muscle Mani will beat me up to pulp!

Look at all that hair on that man even in his old age!

Go ask at his grave on what oil he's been using!

Useless talk about old folks hair in the morning!

If we do these strikes every month what do we eat?

We must eat ourselves that's all.

(Protest against government in progress)

Hey don't you know its strike today

leave,now

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

What?

Samaan? (thing)

No

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

Excuse me!

Wait,wait please

I'm Simon!

Samaan?

Yes!

Yes, I'm Simon

Yes, we go!

Thank god, I got the thing

We want justice!

Down Down Government!

I thought you are company representative

I was calling him but it's not connecting

Because I was looking and I din't see my name card.

just sit already

Yes let's go

Bro

Hello?

Hello don

Tell me

Mission ok

What machine?

No don, mission

What machine, you dumb ass

Don, I got the bag!

Ah, learn to say things correctly!

Don't call me unnecessarily.

We work for the underworld now

My phone will be trapped.

Hang up now!

What bro?

It's hardly been two hours since you took charge

And you're already securing your safety

You'll become a big don, bro

You'll become India's Pablo Escobar!

Dad, did you hear that?

(Mobile ringing)

(Mobile ringing)

Hello

Hello sir!

I had called you a while ago, remember?

The network was bad

Water purified?

Yes sir

Come home

My boy will give you the address

Tell me sir

Hello, sir tell me

Shivajinagar

(Sulaiman humming a popular hindi song)

Excuse me sir

Please go slow, don't go fast!

These foreigners are always scared!

I..I.. I'm sorry.

My English is not good.

Ok, ok

Me government school

No English

Only Kannada, Urdu

Yes

India is very beautiful, no?

Many people, so many..

much poverty no?

Little to eat

Yes. beautiful

Yes many, many people.

Foreign open sex!

India, no sex.

Control, control, control!

Last no control

Only lots of sex!

Many many kids,

many many people

Enough?

Is that all you have?

We cannot burn tyres at will, this is a low budget strike!

Ok light this one atleast.

Did you get the footage?

Yes ma'am.

Ok, come let's go to the front

Ok.

Oh my god! There's a road block. Danger!

(Down Down, Government)

We go back..

We go back.

(get down, get out of the car you)

(I will drag you out)

No go back, ok?

I talk, you car sitting..

No come out. Ok?

Hey, what do you think of yourself?

When the association has issued a circular against it,

how the hell are you taking passengers?

How dare you go against the orders!

Hey asshole, do you know who I am?

Screw that.

Hey..

What now?

Do you even know who this car belongs to?

Whoever it may belong to, I don't bloody care!

Is there a problem?

Hey boss! Outside come.

One minute.

What happened?

(If that smart ass opens his mouth again, I won't spare him.)

Hey boss, I take bag.

No, no, no..

No, no, payment no problem.

what payment, moron?

Mother promise!

What are you talking about? Just give me..

Help, help..

Hey..

Let's take him for a ride.

Bloody asshole.

Let's burry him alive.

Hey, hop in There's space for one more.

No no..

Hop on man. No. Leave me be.

No? Ok get lost!

Sir, where sir? Come!

No, no..

(The protests by the city's taxi drivers has intensified)

Shooting, huh?

Yes sir, Shooting.

Vehicles commuting on the road are being stopped

Tyres are being burnt

Citizens' daily lives are being disrupted

Many travelers have been inconvenienced due to this

Many helpless travelers are stuck here

Help me please!!

Foreigners are here, too

Come, come, come

(protesters shouting slogans)

Sir,

where do you have to go and how has this event affected you?

Help me!

I've to go to my hotel,

this is the contact address

Sir, but before that, How do you feel?

My hotel, please..

Sir, I'm going to help you, it's my job to help you

But before that,

how do you feel, huh?

You're scared,

you're lost!

you're in a country far far away from home!

So tell us how you feel now?

I'm scared, I'm lost..

This man, he tried to pick me up and

he tried to take my bag!

I don't feel good..

I think I don't feel safe

I know, I know, I know

Photo?

Dear viewers,

Help is awaited by these foreigners

For us Indians this is a regular affair

The protests and vandalism..

Are you shooting, madam?

Please step aside,

yeah? At the back.

Ok madam.

(sigh)

For us Indians this is a regular affair

But to see foreigners struggle in this melee..

I feel sorry for them

Along with cameraperson Kannappa, this is Malini, TV 13, Bengaluru.

Ok ma'm.

Madam, photo madam!

Hello, madam! Sweety!

Madam, please take me to this hotel

Ah, yeah...

Well..err

Hi!

Ok!

He'll take you! Yeah!

(Let's go kannappa)

Ok, My hotel?

(start the car)

No, no! No lady,

No lady, my hotel!

I won't go!

I give you money, ok?

One and half?

Say what?

Ok, pay me double on the metre

That's standard for foreigners Let's go.

Okey. Let's go.

Come sit..

Help, sir?

And here we go!

I don't know when you will reach your destination.

So knock your self out.

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Greetings and welcome..

to the atrocities of this metro city

We speak umpteen languages, yet kannada is in our hearts

Hearts are broken in this goddamned traffic jams

Welcome and greetings..

to the atrocities of this metro city..

Is this a hump or a grave?

Why the ruckus? Cool down

Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)

I am a Shankarnag(popular kannada actor) fan.

Just hold on Bengaluru.

Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)

Sound like a horny horny!

Just hold on Bengaluru.

Hello Sugar..

Sir, err, madam, can i Paytm?

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Guests are our gods.

Speeding kills

If you die, who is responsible for it?

Ambulances can wait in traffic and wave at VIP convoys

Twice a day, we get bored in silk board

and rejoice our IT life.

Flyover, underpass and metro endless, under contructions.

Campaigns to clean India But who will clean our minds?

A beggar yesterday, is a millionaire today

That's the magic of Bengaluru

You can work and save or live large and lose

You can calculate every step to be successful

Nobody has the time to listen to your tale

but being nice to people, can only bring you trouble.

Bring the rap back now.

Speeding kills, so why hurry?

Not wearing a helmet is a recipe for death

Don't drink and drive Let your vehicles be..

Don't we drop you hope safely? So pay a little extra.

pay a little extra.

All your earnings goes to EMI

So stop your contribution to this exploding population.

stop your contribution to this exploding population.

So come on lad, why do you need ola or Uber?

When you can hire an auto.

We will drive you around every gully

And ensure your stomach is full of smoke

We change you on the basis of "Where to, where from"

Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)

Just hold on Bengaluru.

Be mindful Bendakalooru (old name of Bengaluru)

Just hold on Bengaluru.

Shivajinagar

A special hello to you.

Jam! Jam!

No..Go in map.

Just hold on! will you?

Hello Rahila

Hi brother..

Yes, tell me

Where are you?

I am on a ride, i will call you later.

(Girl singing in TicTok)

Hey i am asking you not to..

Let's figure that later.

Just stop.. Can't you see me driving? you dumbo.

hey..

(A loud crash)

Shit!

Are you blind?

Or you think you're driving on a race track??

Hey, why are you shouting at me?

You crashed into my auto damn it!

Hey, what the hell man! Don't you know how to drive!

Madam, if you don't know how to drive properly, what can I do about it!

What do you mean I can't drive properly! You din't saw me coming aa?

Madam.

look at the damage you've caused to my auto

You better pay me and leave!

Pay you?

Just because I'm a girl you're taking me for a ride.

You should be paying me!

Why should I? It's your fault!

You barge into me in a one-way! It's not my fault!

Sir, you please tell me, he is the mistake no?

Yes, I say go slow, he go fast. Very bad driving!

Heard that? Even your passenger agrees

Hey foreigner,

who are you to stand proof here?

I'll beat you up! Just go and sit in the auto quietly!

Hey, why are you scaring him?

I don't want your story.

You came on the wrong side and hit me.

So pay up

i won't pay.

Acting smart huh?

First learn to respect women.

What's the problem here?

Sir, she crashed into my auto!

So what?

what is your problem dumbass?

Give respect to ladies

That's my problem.

I was scared. He was talking on the phone!

Hey you!

Speak in Kannada! Are you from North India?

Brother, he's a foreigner.

how will he speak Kannada?

He can't even speak English properly.

You first speak in Kannada you moron!

Madam, you've hit my auto, so pay me and leave No, I won't pay you!

I'm dealing with my own shit here! You guys are messing it up further!

hello..

Hey! Don't you have the common sense to not talk on the phone while driving?

Look miss,

the auto is mine, so are the phone and ears.

I'll do what I want.

Who are you to ask? Pay and scoot from here!

You won't get a rupee from me

Could you please take me to this hotel?

Yeah sir, sure come

Madam,

No madam, you cannot leave..

Oh no!

Madam, give me the money! Can't you see the damage??

No I won't pay. You come on my back

Altaf Raja (Indian singer) has rightly composed a song on betrayal

After all, you're a foreigner.

Why would you stand with me?

I did this for you.

Don't you have a conscience?

Want to escape? Go sit in the auto!

Please don't hurt me. I have done so much for you

and you don't care?

What more should I do for your sake?

You gave me a fright you white!

One look at a girl and you're in love already?

You're in Shivajinagar! You'll face the music!

hello sir.

I've been kidnapped.

Can you hear me?

Sir, please send someone to rescue me!

I'm getting married in three months, sir!

Please sir! Sir, I don't want to die!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Sir, please don't ditch me now!

What's he blabbering?

Nothing bro!

He is unconcious.

Don sir! He hasn't fainted!

I've been observing him! He's just acting!

Water purifier!

Myself Gururaj Sarangi.

Please release me,

I'll be on my way. I've some urgent matters to attend to

You were saying something a while ago..

Yes sir, he's merely acting!

Good.

Our eyes should always remain sharp

Thank you so much sir.

actually

I wanted to join the military,

But the tongue should always be in one's control

Your becoming a master of punch dialogues bro!

Blackie, you give me your belt

Oh shit!

Bro..

My pant size is 34.

I've picked up a 36 bro!

Here, take. Sorry!

I woke up don!

Why did you wake up?

Faint once again

Can't do the job properly and you want to pretend?

No.

I'll make you faint forever

Do you know what people are saying because the first job I've got in my field is unfinished?

No!

Do you know what they're calling me?

No..

Tell him..

Oh don't bother bro..

Let him hear it, too. Tell him

Because of his incompetence,

they're calling you Moron Mani!

Who called me that?

You relax bro..

It's all because of this idiot!

I'll kill him.

Did you hear what I said?

Yes don.

Tell me what you heard?

The thing is arriving..

So where is my dad's thing?

You have heard it crystal clear right?

You shouldn't hear anything anymore.

I got screwed because of this foreigner

I need a charging point for my phone.

I need to make a call, urgent!

What's he saying?

(speaks gibberish)

Who is the foreigner here? Him or you?

I can at least understand what he says, but not you!

My grandfather was a foreigner

You want..

Charger?

Yes. Oh charger.

Hey Manja

Yes?

Come here, charge this guy's phone.

Which country is he from?

may be white field (tech hub in outskirts of bengaluru)

Foreign is foreign. How does the country matter?

brother..

This foreigner is on TV!

Apparently he's on TV!

(Shooting madame?)

Hey Asgar!

What a sly cat you turned out to be!

Staring at her as if she's biryani!

Nothing of that sort!

Look at you blushing!

I know you watch news Just to see her.

Mohan anna, stop pulling my leg!

Oi..

Bismillah..

you got a call from home

Call them back

Oh god, the same old tales of Rahila

while I was riding the auto

She had called

This foreigner disturbed my conversation

Eww..

The same baby issue?

Yes, ever since I got her married to him

this has been the problem!

Look buddy..

Anna..

Phone isn't charging

I'll charge it in the other shop

Sure. Yeah you do that.

Where ? Just here..

Grapes, 50 bucks sister

brother

putting this phone on charge here

Whose phone is it?

Some random foreigner's

The auto repairs

will cost 4 to 5 thousand

5 thousand??!

I don't have a penny in my pocket

Then go park it near your house

Repairs, Rs 20 thousand

What?

20 thousand Indian money?

No, 20 thousand dollars

Do you even know the value of a dollar in rupees?

Keep quiet! Are you paying it?

He's the one paying, right?

20 thousand dollars for repairs

20 thousand dollars?

Yes

You are crazy man

That's bullshit..

I'm in sales.

Don't sell me your bullshit

You sort this mess on your own

It's all your fault

Yeah alright sire.. Even if you eat shit, it's rose petal jam.

What can one do?

When my luck is fucked, What can i do?

I go to police

What is your name?

you name?

Simon

what is it?

Samaan (the thing) it seems..

what?

What's wrong imbecile?

Hey! His thing Yes exactly

Some one is stealing his things, go catch him

Coming through..

What is happening?

Where is my phone?

You took it for charging

you stole my phone?

Phone, charging, cowing, eating

Damn it..

Today i relised even foreigners are effeted by Shani (God of justice)

Cow ate it.

what?

Cow, your mobile, eat..eat..

This is shit

You shit.

you stole my phone eh?

You take my phone?

hey, i am just trying to help you..

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone? Give me a second here..

Console him ..

Relax

Cool

Okey listen up..

This Cow..

has swallowed his phone

If anyone has any idea on how to retrieve it,

please let us know

Sir

Actually, a cow has 4 chambers in its stomach.

An hour minimum in each chamber, sir.

Then it comes out only by nightfall

Asgar..

Shall i try and remove?

(cow mooing)

(Vehement 'NO')

Can you shut it?

See this cow has eaten,

4 hour

after..

understood?

What?

This is shit.

Krishna, why is there a crowd here? something fishy is happening

This seems like a pre planned scam

I arrest you all

I call police

hey police

No No No..

Police, Police

Hey move aside..

Damn, the police are here

What are you doing here.. They are planning to steal me

First of all he is a foriegner we don't need this mess

let's scoot yeah better..

He's trying to escape! Officer stop him!

Stop! Where the hell are you going!

(Confusion prevails)

Sir!

This is your phone?

No, that's not my phone

sir,

looks like

the entire mobile showroom is in its stomach!

Let's take it along with us? What say?

(Shivajinagar Police Station)

Don't spare any crevices in when you spray the pesticide

Should any pest be found even in my crevice

I'll soak you in the spray!

Off you go now!

Go sit there!

Hey you! Move away!

Sir, please, you sit up!

spray it

Sir!

What!

A foreigner is here!

A foreigner??

Why did you bring him here?

Now we need paper work, Visa and even take him to a foreign country!

Who the hell asked you to get him here?

It wasn't me. He came here on his own

Loafer!

If you bring people here without my permission,

I'll take disciplinary action against you! I'll write it in red ink!

Sorry sir!

Loafer!

Now what shall we do?

Sir, someone's stolen his bag

A bag?

Yes sir

What a hell hole is this place!

Ever since I came, I've only been dealing with theft cases!

Bag, toe rings, chains!

What rubbish!

The other day, a man was using the public loo

They stole his trousers!

They don't even spare the loo!

Shouldn't these thieves maintain some standards!!

Yes sir

What shall we do now?

My second language is Hindi.

So my English is weak.

I am an MA in English. First rank

I used to tutor queen Victoria

So mister,

don't just watch Sunny Leone films!

Watch other English films, too!

That's how you learn English!

Isn't it Bankar?

Of course sir!

Your phone is full of English films!

Sir, there's an even bigger problem!

What's that?

A cow has swallowed his mobile!

A cow? -Yes sir

Am I a veterinary doctor??

Tell me! -No sir

Can I put my hands inside and retrieve the mobile?

Or can I have it arrested & give a notice?

What i to do?

We have no space to keep these thieves, and now a cow...!

Hey,

Lofer

Hey, what the hell are you doing!!

It's a cow

You're shackling a cow?

it's a sensitive issue

The animal rights activists will be at our throats for this!

Sorry sir! -Get lost!

This fellow has put shackles on a cow!

Does any of you have a mobile? No right?

No sir

Thank god, I'm safe!

Go on, beat him up!

Don't attend them

They'll get tired & leave soon -Ok sir

Bankar! -Sir

Did you send the bodies for Charles' procession? I mean battalion for security?

Yes sir

Rahila? Yes...

Aren't you scared?

Why should we be scared?

We'll know the results soon

Irrespective of it, I hope you won't leave me...

Now that's something only you men specialise in! Not us

Just worried that someone might see us...

Ok, what do you want to do now?

Happy?

Purushottam Present!

Let's go...

I saw the reports

The sperm count is low

Exactly! I told her

her count is low! Isn't it dear!

It is your sperm count that is low

Shall I ask her to step out for a bit?

She's your wife, isn't it? - Which is why I said so!

What?

Why talk about my sperm count in the presence of a lady?

Only because I don't want you to be embarrassed dear!

If you're ok with it, then fine

She's fine with it doc

So shall I continue?

If you have no problem, please do

The count is now. But not that low, too. It can be...

So are you sure the problem only lies in me?

There's no such problem with her?

Wait! Where are you going? I'm talking to him!

These doctors will say anything to con you for money. We should be careful

What are you talking Mr Purushottam?

Doc, I have a crazy sense of humour!

My friends keep saying that they don't get my jokes at all! Right dear?

Come sit!

Let's please continue...

You can consult with another doctor if you wish to.

Sorry, you please continue sir...

Like I said,

there are medication for such conditions

You can even opt for procedures like IVF and ICSI

You can thus conceive through these means

But we do not have sufficient funds or the time for it

Ours is an inter-religious marriage

My mother is adamant that we have a baby

Family can be convinced.

But relatives

Neighbours, bus conductor, auto driver even the milkman poke their nose into this!

It's terrible!

It's not like they don't have skeletons in their cupboard

One neighbour's son stutters.

Another neighbour's daughter has eloped with a plumber

The guy behind our home is a wastrel who smokes pot all day.

Yet, their problem is...

...that we don't have a baby

So concerned. Really

Should shoot them all!

Sorry sir!

Water... - Please

Please continue doc

This isn't your fault.

You're not the reason either

In fact

nobody has the right to comment on your personal life

I don't care if they talk about me

But even if the problem is with me, my folks won't believe it

Sadly, they'll blame it all on her

Blaming the girl for everything is a disease in this country

Unfortunately, we do not have medicines for it

I will prescribe you some medicines.

Take it

More importantly, there should be mutual love and respect

Ok?

What is happening?

Why is it taking so long?

Ok..Ok..

Which is your country?

-France

Country!

France!

Looks like he eats a lot of france (prawns)!

What!

France chilli

France curry

France biryani...eating!

What??

Eating - France

Yes, France!

Now could you please go and talk to your officer?

It's really hot out here!

Cool! Bangalore city is cool!

Garden city

Cubbon park

Lalbagh cool

Take rest

My talking

So fair! -Sir!

She was so pretty!

Sir, the foreigner is waiting...

Who is this idiot! Foreigner it seems!

Who is that?

Sir, the bag was stolen in his auto

Then the bag will be in his house

Call him here

Hey you, come here!

What's your name?

Ali, sir

I'll skin you alive!

Abdul! Abdul...

Say it again!

Asghar!Asghar!

Sure?

Sure! sir

I am. Lock it sir

Of course, I'll lock it

Come here

His bag...

...where have you kept it?

Sir, I only picked him up

I haven't stolen it, sir

I swear on god!

Which god? Your's or mine?

Sir, forget our gods! I swear on his god, I don't know!

This fellow is too much!

you just wait!

Guys go! Check on the pesticide process, go!

Ok sir!

You wait!

Coming!

Don't move

Good morning, namaskar, welcome!

India! Bharat, welcome!

Thank you!

Could you please help me, sir?

I've lost my bag and my passport in this foreign country

No sir, this not foreign

This India

No, but I am in a foreign country

No sir, you're a foreigner, ok

This India

You people think...

India is also foreign

Full enjoyment, drugs, girls

Bang, bang

No, no!

Not like a foreign

Please respect our culture!

We respect you!

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you

He take bag?

No, it was a different man

What colouring?

Black skin?

No! I can't talk of colour!

It's wrong!!

Because, one gang, black gang!

Stealing, theft, robbery, rape

All members, black!

You see, I'm getting only one complaint

Putting inside and beating them black & blue!

The rogues will spill the beans in no time!

No understanding?

I am, my ambition, my love is...

...beating black peoples!

What??

No, that is bad!

You are bad!

That is a racist comment!

You are a racist!

Race?

You sensed!

So cute!

This guy is a foreign astrologer!

He read my face and said I'm a racist!

I'm a racist! He found out!

In my college days, I'm a first racist

150 km speed, I'd bounce!

Vasu, my friend, followed me

He was the second racist!

All girls, in college, chilling!

Racist, racist!

(Chorus by thieves)

You see, I am a racist

My wife is a racist

And my son is a racist

Totally racist family!

You like racist?

No!

No?

Cool

Huh

You come there, ok?

I'll sort this, don't worry

Come

You tell, start

Entrance

Tell, tell

Oh yes...

Just say it already!

Tell him your story

Oh yeah, ok

My name is Simon Lefevre

I come from France

I am meeting the client tomorrow

I am staying at the Marriott hotel

When I came to the airport, there's a big hmmm...

You don't understand, no?

You please...you explain to him, no?

Monsieur, I come to India for conference

I am meeting my clients tomorrow

I...my bag is missing with the...

...the drugs samples and I.. Stop!'

You tell entrance

I'm staying at the Marriott hotel

No, no. After

I'm meeting my clients tomorrow

No, the bag, drugs, before

Yes, medicine

Medicine for erectile dysfunction

You know, erectile, your...

Medicine? -Yes

Raise her?

He's lying

First he said drugs and bag

Now he's saying medicine -Yes sir

Think he's the one who's smuggling drugs from Russia to Bengaluru

Softly! He'll hear us!

Bring the suspect's photo

Sir, I can see that a promotion is close!

Go...

ok! Sir!

Sir!

Sir, they've sprayed pesticide on this too...

Sir...

They look alike, isn't it?

Yes sir

Sir, let's do one thing

We don't have the space to lock them up

We don't even have the proof to file an FIR

Let them go

I'll follow them

The moment I get proof, I'll drag them here!

Release. Go!

Go, go. Fast!

Off you all go

The universal drug smuggler has been found!

Oh hallelujah please protect us dear lord

Oh hallelujah please protect us dear lord

When man has spent a hundred lifetimes

He finally rests in peace at your sacred feet

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

The cemetery is now his home

Chuck luxury aside and live a simple life

Chuck luxury aside and live a simple life

The big boss lives in heaven

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Hey look!

Your boss Charles' body is arriving!

Yeah, he passed away this morning

What happened?

Hey you! Thief!

Wait!

What's wrong with you?

He's my bag thief!

Chris Gayle!

Sssh!He's carrying the body!

But he stole my bag!

I'll go and come, wait

The man who was smiling yesterday

But is now gone

Chris Gayle!

Move!

Chris Gayle!

Move your ass, will you!

Chris Gayle did you steal any foreigner's bag?

Give it back

I'll get him to pay you well

He's with me right now

And is now no more

He left saying he will return once more

Hold properly, you!

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Charles is no more

Oh my!!!!

Charles is no more

Don is bald?

Don's body fell down!!

God knows where he's gone!

Look, he's back!

Hey donkey's ass,

How many times do I have to call you?

You old dinosaur!

You're not my wife to answer your call!

If I had a husband like you, I'd be better off in the grave!

Come, let me drop you there

Will take you in my auto

Forget this nonsense, go inside & see

The same old weepy serials!

What happened?

When did she come back?

God! Such a horrible mother in law!

Did you call me here to discuss your TV serial mother in law!

Not from the serial. It's about her mother in law

What happened Rahila?

Tell me!

My girl, Purshi's grandfather had 13 kids

That was on his dad's side alone

And my father had 9 kids

So, the fact is that the gene game is pretty strong on both sides

Please be direct and tell me whatever it is!

Don't try making my son a scape goat with your fake tests!

I packed them for you

Do you know what happened after?

Rahila!

Attractive discounts on silk saris. Visit today. Pothys

Puneeth Rajkumar's photo is on it

Not this! Wait

Oh my god! Driver's notice!

He's sent a divorce notice

Go, beat him up and drag him here!

Drag him?

I'll skin him alive and burn him!

Poor fellow, he's innocent!

This is all my mother in law's plan!

Yeah, he's the innocent snake that dances to her tunes!

To hell with your mother in law!

Double murder! That's what I'll commit today!

Ok enough with the blabbering

I've made meat balls

Eat it and sleep!

I don't want meat balls

I want to chop Purushottam's balls

(Bustling streets of Shivajinagar)

My father would never even let us peek into this cupboard

So in my childhood itself,

I had decided to open it as soon as he dies

Bro!

Don't you think it'll be filled with cash and diamonds?

I'll be happy if it has atleast one of that!

This fucker Sundaram refuses to give me money!

Blacky...

Try, try, try, succeed

Bro!

Succeed!

(Popular father sentiment Kannada song)

Dad!!!!

(Popular father sentiment Kannada song)

Don

We got him,

Don

Did you recognise him ?

The one whose sister eloped!

Ah, that one...

Your brother-in-law had called

He wanted one lakh

He's off to Dubai it seems

He's shocked!

He didn't know about it at all!

He's given talaq to my sister!

Because they're unable to have kids

I only got to know about his Dubai plans from you!

What else can he do, poor chap!

Have you met don's sister Angel Priya?

I've seen her on Facebook

Come here Angel Priya

Hello

She was married off at 13

She didn't bear kids even at 20!

Her poor husband patiently waited for seven years!

Only then he sent her home

Our don didn't utter a word!

Am I right, bro?

Give information only when asked

Don't open your big mouth in front of all and sundry

Cool bro

Hey, bring that foreigner here!

Remember him?

Sir, this chap!

What's he doing here?

Do you know him?

So this is the matter!

Don, I had set out with my auto from home

On the way, there was a major traffic block

These cab guys...

Had created a major ruckus

This chap was stranded there

Forget him. Do you know who else was there!

That hottie from News 13!

Guess who?

Malini!!

Malini, really?

Yes, her!

Hey, bring two cups of tea for sir and me!

Control received. Control received

Sir, everyone's inside

If you say yes, I'll proceed

What's wrong?

Sir isn't responding!

Malini, Malini...

Hey, move on from that topic!

Tik tok, tik tok arrived Malini

She held my hand and said,

Asgar "you please to take for hotel foreigners"

She held your hand?

Yes, why will I lie don?

I'm not jobless like you!

Then she gave her number & asked to give a missed call

I was low on balance...

Hey! Why are you interrupting when two biggies are talking!!

I told her...

One second don

What the fuck is your problem!!?

What now?

Ch...Ch...Cha..

Charminar?

Cha..

Chobe ki Naan

Charles!

Ba...

Bastard?

Ba...

Ba...

Ba...

Body?

Body?

Fell down

Charles body fell down

Yes, I made his body fall down

Oh FUCK...RUDDIN!

Dude say something!

Say something dude!

Our shot has backfired Run dude run, we're done for!

Dude say something! Say something dude!

Fakruddin has slyly

Pricked our butts with a safety pin

Looks like fate is calling

No option but to answer it Fakruddin

Dude say something! Say something dude!

It can't be washed away with soap

Such are the dirty acts in every day life

The biggest spoiler is to open one's mouth

Even if life is at risk,

the games people play are dangerous

Dude say something! Say something dude!

Dude say something! Say something dude!

Fakruddin has slyly Pricked our butts with a safety pin Looks like fate is calling

No other option but to answer it Fakruddin

Dude say something! Say something dude!

Say something dude!

Go...

Thank you.

You saved my life

Please, could you do me one more favour?

Could you take me to the French embassy?

Please...

Ok, sit

Thank you

Please say something Mohan bhai...

What do I say?

This fellow should've thought well before sending the divorce notice

Uncle, it wasn't intentional

Please tell him!

Didn't I tell you Mohan bhai?

His folks forced him to send it!

Please speak to Asgar, he listens only to you

your like my chiildren I'll speak to him

Come get up!

I wanted to ask you something -What?

You're educated

Why should you leave the country if you don't have kids?

You're right!

They should chase away the ones who have kids!

Just look at our population!

There's absolutely no shortage of babies in our country!

We're so good at manufacturing

That we manufacture babies throughout the year!

Correct uncle!

Shut up! He's talking!

Please wait sweetheart...

Listen to him baby

Only the parents with daughters know the problems womankind face

All faults like with the girl

It's her fault if she stands

Her fault if she sits

It's the girl's fault if they don't have kids

Men are such,

Even if their pumps don't have water,

They expect the women to sprout a lush field!

Let's go

Why? Let's stay!

If I ever become the prime minister of this country,

I'll announce six months of holiday for women

Would you have that dear?

I will teach her to,let go

If that doesn't happen, I'll ensure that he gets a vasectomy

How many children do you have?

Three girls & two boys

First you get that operation done

you can't park here

My name is simom i am from france please let me in

No, only English

Ok, I lost everything! My bag, luggage, wallet

Ok, who is person inside?

I don't have an appointment

Please! Let me go inside!

No, no

Only appointment

Poor chap, let him in

He's also a foreigner. He lost his bags.

Stand outside!

Indefendence day celebrations are on inside

What?

I-day celebrations are on

Some French celebrations are on inside?

Please tell him...

Sir, please him...

Please...

Where is your minister?

Sir, in India 11 am can be 12 pm or 12.30 pm

Sometimes 2 pm. It's common sir

Sir, in France, any job opportunity is there?

Sir, somebody's come

He wants to speak to you about his passport

Go check who that is Move it!

See you later, bye

Who is that man?

I have no clue sir

I said no, but they're still waiting

Hi! -How are you!

Your 10 minutes are up! Leave!

Move that auto of yours

Sir! They're over there

Get lost!

2 minutes... -No way!

Function started

Come, let's go

The French national anthem has begun Leave now!

Welcome sir!

I want to go inside!

Leave!

You could've become anyone you wanted

You could've worn underwear over your pants & become Superman

you could have been Web spinning spider man

Or even batman the dark knight

Or even the pad-selling Padman

Least of all, you could've been our watchman

But you chose to become a Bad Man

Mukesh!!!

I will not kill you

But, cancer will

Ma...ma...mmm

Tell me next week

Ma...Ma..

did he fucking kiss you

Spit it out already!

Malini is here!

You mean Hema Malini!

Our brand ambassador?

Must have come to rescue me!

Sir, sir! -Duffer!

Please Sir!

Sir...

Hello boss

Can you give me some tea?

Boss! Boss!

Hye!

Get lost!

Ready? -Ready ma'am, rolling

Tell me...

Tell you??

What should I tell you?

About yourself

Is this a TV interview or job interview?

You should research about me, & then interview me

This is not an interview where you ask "Something about you"

Ok

I thought of easing you in

And then asking you about this

Your father was a popular social worker

Social reformer & industrialist

But, the rumour is that

He ran a crime syndicate behind the scenes

He was also known as "Powder" Charles

What do you have to say about this?

So Manasa...

It's Malini

That's exactly what I said

Please continue

My father worked his way to the top

So many are jealous of his success

So they sparked a lot of mindless rumours

My father was the wholesale dealer of Ponds talcum powder for Bengaluru

Hence, the name "Powder" Charles

He was a big follower of that man

Mohan Chandra...Karam...Chandra...

Gandhiji

Gandhiji indeed!

There's a photo of him behind, see that?

Gandhiji was like a father to my dad

And like a a grandfather to me

So, what are your future plans?

I want to do to society exactly what my father did!

Hello, this is a joke?

A funny thing?

I didn't want to do this interview

Your channel kept pestering me for it!

That's it.

The interview is over!

Leave!

What!

Just request him madam...

It's ok

Good that he left

(Man speaks in a foreign language)

For two days, we were waiting for you

Nothing happen

If money no coming, we screw you

Ok, ok!

I give full money!

After screwing!

They've taken the mic madam

I'll go get it

Wait, wait!

(Why did you commit to give the whole amount??)

(Are you crazy!)

(Do you know how much the loot is even worth?)

Record it

The powder we're buying is priced at Rs 9000 per gram

5 kgs of it!

Worth 4.5 crore!

Will you hand all that over?

So what do I do?

Ask for some time

Switch it on

Hello boss!

I want some time!

How much more time you want?

No more time!

I want my bag

I want my man

And I want my money!

If not,

Enjoy last two days of your life

I have a one proposal for you

I'm not give your money

I'm not give your powder

I will catch your man

And make him my housekeeper!

Lastly, but not leastly,

I don't know who you are

But I will find you!

I kill you

Mother fucker!

Uncle, what's wrong!

The laughter effect was just setting in!

Do you even know who and how powerful he is!

Who cares!

Trying to act smart with me, huh!

He's abroad, so what can he possibly do to me??

Especially when the entire city is in our control!

Come, let's go!

Did you realise how dangerous he is

Mani!

What's that on your shirt??

Uncle, mic!!

Let's go! Let's go!

Bro! What happened?

Blackie, I don't care what you do!

But I want Malini today at any cost!

What bro!

That desperate huh? Naughty fellow!

You have to kidnap Malini at any cost!!

If not, I'll chop off your hands like they did in Sholay!

Get lost! -Ok bro

Blast worked

He's shit scared -Good

He'll run away!

Ok

Excuse me!

Am I wearing this right?

Cloth's fitting you?

Yes, thanks!

Take! Eat something

You hungry?

Yes

Kheer

Kheer

Hot! Hot!

yes hot

This is delicious

Thank you!

Thank you

You like it, no?

Yes, very good

My brother told me what happened

Sorry to hear

I miss my family...

I'm scared here

I want to go home

I know

I know how...feels

You want to talk to family?

Oh, yes!

Whatsapp call?

Yeah, thank you!

I call one person

I call my wife

When I see her face,

All my problems gone!

My wife

She very beautiful!

Make me very happy, thank you

(Asgar singing a love song)

Did you eat a horse by mistake?

What's this Mohan?

Couldn't you have bought some nice-smelling liquor? Damn you!

Do you have to do a liplock now?

This is all we have, drink up

So you didn't you get any chicken? Or side dishes?

You teetotalers are the worst!

But will polish off half a chicken!

So, I've only brought chips

Take it or leave it

Give

Take & get lost

There he goes again!

Huh?

Who are you?

And why are you fucking answering my wife's phone??

It's me, Johnny Seems

who Johnny Sins?

Hello Kuku!

How are you my darling?

What are you doing?

And who is that man?

No, no, no

Don't worry

He came here for some work

He's actually my boss

Naked?

He came to our house naked!

I'll explain everything, you come home

It's nothing, you just come home darling

Please come home to me

Come back?

Come back?

Come back to what?

I wanted to see you

But now...

I never want to see you again

No, no, no

Please! Please! Explain to you!

No!

Everything will be fine!

Gud bye!

Please! Listen to me Kuku!

Mohan, it seems like acid!

I'd have asked my friend to get you some nice liquor

He's coming from Dubai

He'd have got it for you

Hey! Keep your Dubai airs to yourself!

By the way,

Why are you angry about your brother-in-law

Brother!

He's my brother-in-law?

Let him come in front of me & I'll kill him!

you are afraid of stray dogs,

And you'll kill a person? My foot!

Here sir!

Sure? -Yes

Hey - Ok Sir

Thank you

He's incapable of fathering a child

And he's blaming my sister for it!

You know me

I wanted to have a grand wedding

Serve non veg delicacies for guests

He finished it off with mere veg food!

But, were you prepared for the "grand" wedding?

You didn't even have a rupee as savings!

I had!

What happened?

Rahila! Rahila!

Unable to see

If they live here, it'll be tough for them

They've planned to settle down in Dubai

Let them go

What!

Go to Dubai?

Who are they to plan?

If this gets out of hand, I'll rip him apart!

Relax!

Aaarrgh!!

Brother! What happened?

Come fast!

I heard a loud thud!

Somebody fell down from the top!

I'm sure it's a thief!

Then let's run!

Catch him!

Call the cops!

No, no! Do one thing

Call the military

They'll come and beat me black & blue!

So will you go in & catch the thief?

Is this the Mysore palace?

Lots of precious objects inside?

Wait till the power comes

He wont come, he's a scaredy cat!

I'll catch the thief

You're Laurel & he's Hardy

So he'll accompany you on the way out

Will you go in or not?

The old man is sleeping inside!

Mehboob, don't worry!

Asgar is coming!

Hey oldie!

Why don't you just groom your beard with shampoo and sit in a corner?

Brother, just go inside!

Sir! How are you?

What about dinner?

Is he a guest?

Dinner it seems!

Go catch him!

I will!

Shut up now!

Do...do you have weapons with you?

Of all places, you've come to rob our house...

You'll find nothing worthwhile here

What do you mean nothing?

The silver bowl your brother-in-law got from Turkey...

Do you know how much its worth?

Do us a favour

Just give the password to the lock of all the precious things in the house

Let him take it all and go

Caught him!

Caught the robber!

Getting him outside! Beat him up!

(Chaos reigns)

Beat him up!

Don't spare him!

Where is he?

Search inside!

Search for the bag - Okay sir

Hey! What are you doing here?

What's all this dust on you?

I'll explain later

Go and fetch your luggage

I'll be in the neighbouring Road Come fast

I don't know anything sir!

Sir, there's nothing inside

Nothing? Where's the bag?

What bag sir?

Get hold of him!

Hold on sir!

What?

Do you have a warrant to arrest him?

Ah! So you know this too?

Do you know how many films I've watched!

Sir isn't answering my call

God knows what he's upto?

In you go!

Sir! Sir! Brother! Brother!

Come, come.

Ok, stop

Is that alcohol?

Yes sir

Bengaluru is the capital of drunkards!

We have multiple cases today!

Our sir will be the star of tomorrow's press meet

It doesn't end there

There's an even bigger case than these!

Want to see?

Who's that?

Who is this candidate?

The degree college principal's son

No clue if he's high on weed or drugs

At the CM's function,

He went on stage & said

he'll make the CM disappear with his magic tricks

And then?

And had he continued for another few minutes,

The audience would've thrashed him

Our Siddappannayya has brought him here!

Who the hell is that monkey?

Kick him right inisde!

Ok sir

No, no..

That's enough!

I'll make you disappear!

Off you go inside!

Nonsense!

Hey! Welcome to Mystery of India!

Look at me!

Look at me!

Hey! You.

Look at me!

Hey guys!

Welcome to mystery of my world!

Look, look!

See! Watch!

Now! Watch!

Watch!

Hey!

Hey buddy!

Hey buddy!

Bring the bedi (shackles)

Oh god!

Go!

Bedi! Bishan Bedi! (Indian cricketer)

Hey, shut up!

Escape the bedi (shackles)!

Everyone's a prisoner here

Prisoner 1, 2, 3 & 4

Everyone is no one

But someone inside the jail!

If he's calling us prisoners, then...

Jail is just a joke!

What's the big deal if you're in or out!

Pray to be free!

I never let down my dear ones!

Shut up & sit!

Tired of listening to your crap!

My mother's aunt had the same problem

She'd feel like someone's whispering to her

And she passed away within a month

No! Shut up!

You piece of shit!

H2O!

H2O!

Give me H20!

Hey dude!

H20 means.

Water! Water!

H2O means

Upendra+Prabhudeva (superhit Kannada film)

I am Shiva!

What's your bloody problem!

Water!

Just shut up and sleep!

Get out!

What's this Mohan anna ?

Is he a human or musical fountain?

He's spitting all over himself!

Everyone is innocent i will take you out

It's time for magic!

All the gods are right here!

You,

you,

you!

Pray!!!

10!

9!

8!

7!

6!

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

Boom!

I told you not a rat's ass can be moved!

Who put these shackles for me?

Sir! Why have you unnecessarily put me in jail?

Is anyone there?

Bless me

Sir, unlock me!

Hello!

Hello! Inspector

Open this!

Hello!

Why have they put me in here?

Darling!

Get me pizza on your way home!

What? Pitcher?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Dress like a delivery boy & bring the pizza

Where will I find that costume!!

I don't know all that!

Bring the pizza dressed like a delivery boy!

Are you crazy??

You must! That's it!

Hello! Haaa!

Fuck!

Whoever discovered this concept called marriage,

Should be asked to put his head

between his thighs and kiss his ass!

Are you married?

No sir

You're blessed!

You'll live a 150 yrs

And beat the Chinese record

Wait, let me call Ramki sir

Stay silent

(Hello)

Hello sir,

hope you haven't forgotten me...

(What's the matter?)

Sir, my promotion...

What!!

How many times have I told you not to drunk dial me!

Sir, I haven't had even one drink today!

It's Thursday, a dry day

Sir, I believe in Lord Raghavendra & Dr Rajkumar

No sir

(What do you want man!)

A promotion sir,

Please...

Haven't I already told that for your kind track record

We cant give you a promotion anytime soon!

Hang up now!

So no promotion?

No chance!

Hello...!

darling?

What?

Listen to me!

What did you say?

Listen up now!

Dude,

Dude, you will be shortly calling me Mahadev sir!

You have to call me that!

The foreign drug dealer you've been searching through satellite,

That guy has already been arrested by me!

He's in my station now

Tomorrow he will be presented in court by me!

Mahadev!

During my promotion time,

If you screw it up with your antics

Shut up you bloody bugger!

What! Burger?

Hello! Hello?

Damn! He cut the call!

My wife says bring pizza

This fellow says bring a burger

When our colleagues berate us,

All the gas comes out on its own

It came out of my mouth. You're saved!

Come, come

Sir!

Sir!

What's all this?

We had kept those spirit cans inside

Because of a short circuit,

they caught fire

What about the foreigner?

He was in the cell at the back...

He has escaped sir

He's escaped?

Don't worry sir

The search party has gone after him

I've also informed Ramki sir

Who the hell is he to be informed?

Did I ask you to call him?

Sorry sir!

As if he's some big Commissioner!

Sorry sir!

Let's go

Move!

You might just make another call!

Loafer!

Let's leave

Ever since you picked him up...

I'm fed up...

Excuse me...

Ask him what it is

I'm sorry

I'm Really sorry.

Hey

Say sorry Shake hands with him

Let's think what to do next

Are your hands glued together?

Shake hands with him properly!

Okay!

Now let's go over what has happened

Mani's gang & the cops are searching for same bag

And that's this bugger's bag

The contents of the bag?

We have no clue

Why are they searching for you?

Because you picked him up

I want to ask him the contents of the bag

But I don't know this bugger's language

(In Hindi) What was inside the bag?

What is,

bag is?

Oh! My bag?

Everything!

My passport,

My wallet,

My Ipad

My sample of tablets

There was...

Toblet?

Yes, tablets

What?

What?

For erectile dysfunction

You know to increase the...

What's he doing with his hands?

Oh you don't know, ok

No baby,

Take tablet?

Make baby

Baby making medicine?

Yes, like that!

Brother!

Ok, if we find his bag

it might benefit us

I feel the same too

Who did you say the bag was with?

He's seen him

That Chris Gayle!

The curly haired fellow

The one who is in the band?

He takes contracts as an undertaker?

Yes! Yes!

Why will he steal the bag?

What will he gain from it?

How do I know?

I can ask him if we find him

I know how to catch him too

But...I need...

What?

A phone

Our phones are in the police station

Let's do one thing

There's a Amrutha bar on the main road

Let's go there, come

Damn! You want to go to a bar in this situation!

You fool!

My boy works at that bar.

We can use his phone

Oh like that!

Since you're a drunkard,

I don't trust you

What do you mean?

If I don't drunk in such a situaton,

Then will I?

The police are chasing us on one side

The robbers on the other

Both of them bhind me

We don't what will happen next

So when we have the chance, pop a peg!

Hello, excuse me...

Alcohol?

90?

Whiskey?

Yes, whatever...

Learn from him

Let's go! Come!

Stop here!

Madam, I'm Blackie

Ok...

Madam, if you don't mind,

Can we kidnap you for 2 hours?

What!!

Madam please corporate...

Blackie!

You know I'm from the press right?

Leave! Leave!

Madam, I'll ensure your safety

Blackie, I thought you were a nice guy

But

I didn't know you're the type

to kidnap helpless girls at night!

Madam, Madam, please...

Blackie, I'll scream...

So cute!!

By the way, where did you get the chloroform from?

Chloroform? Not at all..

Welcome!

Hello Mohan anna

How's it going?

Nothing much

Give me the usual 90 -90

And a foreigner has come with us

Give him what he wants

If he asks for something pricey, say no

Yeah, ok

Mohan anna

Also, pass me your phone for a bit

Didn't I tell he's a friend?

Is there sufficient balance to call?

Just make the call!

Just pour me another 90

That's enough. -Enough?

Sit,sit!

Sit!

Enjoy

Enjoy, enjoy!!

Looks like a complete fool!

Order one drink?

I'll give you company

Hey! Two large! -Ok

give him the bill he will pay

Hello?

Hello

Yes, tell me

Sir, this is Nagraj

A close friend of Mohan

Which Mohan?

The auto garage guy

Ah, yes

He went to the garage this morning

He checked an auto & said there was oil leakage

Is he dead?

No,no

He said he was tired & came home

He told his wife to give him some milk & biscuits

Did he die then?

No, no

He din't

He went back to bed

Said he was sleepy

Just then

He died then?

No, no

He woke up

And was set to watch the news

He was watching with eyes wide open

When his wife came & said,

"Darling, aren't you going to the garage?"

Oh, so he went to the garage?

Nonsense!!

How will he go when he's no more!

He's dead!!

Ok, ok

What crap!

Ok, I'll be there in an hour

Where do I come?

To his house on Tannery Road

Come there

As per what caste do you want the rites to be?

Tamil, Kannada or others?

No, no

We don't know who his father is

So you're free to do anything

I'll need some advance for the flowers

No, we don't need fresh flowers

Use the flowers from some other funeral

Ok, sure, I'll do it for half rate

Just give me an hour

How was it!

(Lamenting in French)

What's he saying??

(Lamenting in French)

Ok i have to manage

I got it!

I understud

Betting, isn't it?

Betting!

Look buddy,

Betting isn't wrong

But assuming that our home team is playing well,

I took a personal loan,

And bet on RCB (IPL team),

That's the worst decision!

Zero profits

Only loss!!

I wish we could go like this forever

Know something?

My father, too kidnapped my mother & married her

I feel shy when I think about it

I want this!

Smile please...

Smile!

Wow!

Shall I put it on Facebook?

Hello! Listen up all!

My nephew is here with me

He'd like to sing a few songs for you all

-Sure!

No way!

Let him!

He's even gone to Sa Re Ga Ma Pa

How many rounds were you part of?

Two rounds...

Two rounds!!

Boss, I said no way!

Sit down now!

Hey! We're here to promote new talent!

Where else but a bar to promote such talent!

You sing a Song!

Jai Mahishmati!!!

Now will you leave?

Or should we kick you out?

I dare you to do it! Bugs bunny!

You're acting too smart!

Bugs Bunny? Who?? -You!

Now get off the stage!

Hey, shut up & sit!

You always create trouble here!

So what's your bloody problem!

(Fight ensues)

(Fight in progress)

Come here boy...

Why?

Don't give up this opportunity, come!

Go, go!

Sing baby

Hey, isn't his father a famous director?

Why the hell is he here??

Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,

I'll still speak Kannada through my nose

Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,

I'll still speak Kannada through my nose

But sometimes, mistaken happen; can’t help it

Listen, while I sing what I can,

If you understand it, then you’re lucky

If you get tensed, you’re done for

It’s like letting ants in your pants

Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes

So why worry? Now open the bottle!

Conditions apply

Hello tell me

That foreigner you are serching is in our bar. I have sent you his picture.

is't?

Hey move on

Here

let there be light!

Ah! beautiful

Thank you sir!

Thank you sir!

no!..Ghost!

There are umpteen roads in town

And they all lead to this bar

Nobody is problem free in life

It’s tragic anyway

So what if the good times are here?

When you’re good to people, they care two hoots

Life is like a cartoon, with us playing loony tunes

So why worry? Now it’s time to open the bottle

Even if you banish me to hell and seal my tongue,

I'll still speak Kannada through my nose

But sometimes, mistaken happen, can’t help it

Catch him

Madam!

What are you doing here!

Please say something...

Sorry.. Sorry

That piece of shit!

I'll show him who I am!!!

Can you please take me to the TV 13 office?

Madam, one selfie please...

Ok, ok

But office first, please?

Ok madam

Let's complete all your work

Then I'll drop you home

Tuck you into bed and Igo home

Ok. And your name?

Asgar

Ok Asgar, let's go

Madam, I forgot to tell you something

Yeah, tell me!

I love you you madam!!

What??

Just drive.

Holy fuck!

Bloody hell, what a fraud this Sundaram is!!

He promised me 2 lakhs to steal the foreigner's bag

He's not given me even 2 thousand for it!

He's not even answering the phone!

And now everyone's after me for the bag!

What do we do now?

Do you know what double cross means?

No

Bloody hell! I'll show you, come!

Move a little

I've PayTMd you -Ok

I'll treat you to an action flick now!

come come

We are allowed to take 4 wives

but how can he be with another woman?

Madam, I'll go murder someone and be back

What?

Madam

Please loan me 200 bucks

Please don't look at me like that...

I feel shy!

What!

Take

Your number?

Why?

I'll PhonePay it to you

No need

Please keep it

(Huccha Venkat belts dialogues on screen)

What are you two upto!

Watch the film!

Sister-in-law!

Hey, get lost you!

Relax uncle!

I'm putting her veil back, relax!

Someone has left a corpse here!

You dry plum!

What are you doing here!

My sister is waiting for you at home

And you're roaming around with your lover!

Aunty, let me tell you, he's an inflated balloon!

He's cheated my sister

Please be careful

No, no...

Confusion reigns

Brother!

Why are you disturbing others! Sit!

Who's that? Why the ruckus! Get down!

No, no!

Yeah, it's a blockbuster film!

Get lost!

(Confusion continues)

My dear PT Usha!

How many time will you elope from home?

That too with the same fellow!

Ok, let me explain

Where's Asgar?

Fill this with some water

Where's Asgar?

What's the time?

8 pm

Put 403

On TV. Channel 403

Look! What kind of a son I have!

Still hasn't paid the monthly fee!

He's the epitome of irresponsibility!

Now how will I watch my 8 pm serial?

Call him right now!

You old hag!

Do you know why we've come here?

Stop your nonsense!

Look there!

Just keep your son's latest photo ready

You'll need it soon

Where's Asgar?'

If you had informed us before,

I'd have convinced him with lies

brought him your home boss!

I don't like comedy

And I hate comedy by old people

It reminds me of my father

I feel sad

Not because it reminds me of him

But because of his pathetic jokes!

Hey, call Asgar

You call

Boss, his phone isn't connecting

Call his sister

Hey, why didn't you tell me you want to go to Dubai?

I have so many contacts!

Yeah, the sheikh is your best buddy right?

Shut up!

When two men are..

When one man is talking, why are you interfering?

Forget all that dude

Ok, brother-in-law,

Hey, don't call me that!

Asgar Ji,

None of you even listen to me

And you all dislike me

So I was scared you'll beat me up..

This guy beating you up?

He's a scaredy cat!

He's scared?

Don't call me that!

Who the hell is calling me?

Who?

I don't know!

Hello

Listen carefully

I have barged into your house

Is that so?

I want that bag right away!

Bag?

If not...

If not?

I will kill your uncle!

Do that. Please do that.

They want to kill uncle it seems

Don, let's use mother sentiment

Nice!

I'll give you half an hour

I want the bag here by then

If not,

none of you will stay alive

On the back of the auto, we write mother is god

God! So many missed calls! -Who?

Hello mother

Where are you?

I'm with Rahila

You met them?

Yes, all will be well

But how are you?

Don't worry about me

Ok, I won't

Bag! Bag!

One more thing -Tell me

Haven't you recharged our TV subscription?

How am I supposed to watch 403?

So irresponsible!

Her bloody recharge!

Sure! I'll do it in some time

Ok, hang up now

Ok, bye

(Mobile ringing)

(Mobile ringing)

Whose phone is that!

Fools!

Bloody! Whose phone is it?

Are you deaf??

Hey fool

Boss?

(Mobile ringing)

(Mobile ringing)

Sorry boss One minute

Hello?

Hello, it's me Chris Gayle

Bro

The foreigner's bag is with me

Who's it?

I want to speak to the boss

Hey Chris Gayle...

Whatever you're searching for,

That bag & foreigner are with me don

I want to handover that bag to him

After all, he's my boss

Oh yeah?

Where exactly are you now?

I'll always where my boss is

You know me

Hold on, enough with the nonsense

The thing -Home!

Bring it home

Brother!!

Bringing it home is unsafe for me

What do we do?

Ask them to come to the theatre

My boy works at the Climax theatre

Please come there

Ok, I'll be there

Be ready

What about some cash to go with it?

How much?

Let's be fair & sqaure

How about 5 lakhs?

Bosss...

Ok, that's all right?

Main man Mani should come Alone

If not, I'll surrender to the cops with the bag & the foreigner

Ok?

Ok

(Metro announcement)

What's this don?

How can you not have a personal vehicle?

It'll come soon, Suleiman

Have patience

Your own dog is betraying you. Listen.

The bag & foreigner you're, searching for are with me

I'll always be where my boss is

My boy works at the Climax theatre

Please come there

-Yes

I know the place, I'll be there

Send your men

Ok

Where's he?

He'll be here soon

Keep an eye on him

I'll be back

(The film plays in the background)

(The film plays in the background)

Sir, I'm sensing trouble here Please come soon!

Listen carefully

We don't know what will happen inside

This deal looks a little shady

So, I don't want to risk not having a successor

Now please don't fight amongst yourselves

On who will go in first

Now, who will go in risking their lives for me?

Please don't prostrate before me,

Suleiman

You will always have my blessings!

No don! My slippers!

You're ready to die for my sake!

I will never forget you!

If anything happens to him,

I'll tell our area corporator to name a circle after Suleiman!

Go & bring the thing

Kannappa, where are you? -At office

Come immediately to Climax theatre -Ok ma'am

What did I ask him for?

After all, what did I ask him for?

Did I ask him for the Commissioner's post?

I just asked for a post that's equal to that of Ramki

That's all

God is unfair

He's acting pricey!

My wife took up some fast & asked me to give up non veg

I quit!

Through the week, she has various such occasions where she fasts

Again I quit

Then she said to turn completely vegetarian

I did that too!

I'm completely vegetarian now!

Give me some of those mutton chops -Ok

Give me

All these fasts are an utter waste!

Yes

Look at me!

Sitting all day, my stomach & behind have grown in equal measure!

Sir, I heard you shoudln't eat rice at night

You can lose belly fat if you eat chapati

Yeah right! If you eat spinach you'll get a six pack!

You're worst than my wife!

Offering me advice!

you must plough

Whom sir?

Me! C'mon do it!

You idiot!

I mean plough , work harder you dumb fuck.

Yes sir now i understood.

(Radio: Alpha come in Alpha come in)

(Radio: There's trouble at Climax theatre. Please attend to it immediately)

Now is the time to work

Get in! Let's go

Take every thing Don't waste it

There will be lots of time there

Let's go

Where's your boss?

Show me the booty!

Show me the money!

It's here...

Show me

You show me

This is just a sample!

The rest of it is safe in the foreigner's bag

What's this?

Cut the crap

If you want the booty,

Give me the moneys!

[SMS: Good Morning\Cum]

Fast, fast!

Ready? -Rolling

We're now at the city's Climax theatre

Since evening, suspicious activities are on at this spot

After the death of notorious kingpin Charles,

We have authentic information that it's a power war

This is an exclusive by TV 13

Sir, the media is here!

If your news becomes the highlight,

All problems will be solved

That's what I meant when I said work hard

Ready? -Ready

Who is responsible for the lives of these people?

Sir, Mani's gang is here with weapons & are inside

Don't worry...

But sir...

Where are they?

In the projector room

...has arrived -We'll go, wait

Come soon sir!

Sir...Sir....

What!

Sir, the projector room is on top

yes sir

Sir, they have guns and machetes!

We'll stay here!

Then why did you come? -Get lost!

Sir, I'm scared!

Of what? And whom?

Just come!

Ok, Sir!

Hye Come Fast!

Hey

Showed your true colours, huh?

Suleiman, thought your boss will come & I can finish you all off!

It's ok

I'll start with you

Old ambassador!

You're old & it's expensive to put you in an old age home

I let you hang around with us

And you plot against us!

I'm don Charles' original son!!!

I was the one who helped your father with his plotting

Think I'll come unprepared?

What's this!

My pants are getting tighter!

Sir! It's new moon day!

Then take a day off, you superstitious fool.

Hey, reduce the volume idiot!

Run! Ghost!

Don't go!

Brother! It's Simon!

Turn him, slowly

Has everybody gone?

Hey come, let's go!

Come!

You go in first

Sir, you're the senior

You lead the way

When gunshots are fired,

there's no senior or junior

Once you don the khaki,

Walk in tall with pride

Go!

Sir..Sir...!

All dead sir!

Sir!

Oh my god!

Sir!

How did you manage this single handedly!

You're from the media

I'm bleeding after the fight

Shouldn't you be giving me first aid?

Which is why you should wear saris

Ok,

no need of the blouse

Rip it

Tie it

Record everything -Recording sir

Tell me sir

Which channel are you from?

TV 13 sir

TV 13?

Take this. It's loaded

Check it!

Don't take our department for granted!

Hello

Hello

Ramki, TV 13. Switch it on

Please. Switch it on

just do it

Give it to me

How do I look?

Shoot your questions

Suleiman?

Yes

Solomon. Where the fuck were you?

Don Charles' "things"

I take bag

No, no, no

Payment, No problem!

Simon? -Saaman (thing)

Yes,

Simon, yes!

I got the saaman (thing)!

Where the fuck where you!

Don Charles' saaman (thing)

(Charles is gone!)

So, it's time to go

Foreign...

God forbid, my worst enemy shouldn't get a customer like you

(Speaks in French)

Crazy time

Crazy place

Crazy people

(Speaks in French)

My friend

Yes friend

I'll drop you to the airport

5000 bucks -What? 5000?

I've to return empty from there

500 -Dollars

Dollars? Rupees

Share some of your money with me too!

What name shall we keep?

You say -No, you say

You say

Taimur Ali

What rubbish!

Uraga Bhushana is nice

What crap

Abram. Abu

Yikes! Sarpa Bhushana

No. Danish?

Is that even a name?

Naga Bushana

It's final

I found my peace india I decided not to go back

Welcome to Auto GP 2020

Welcome all to this thrilling race of superfast autos

Madam, if you're with me the trophy is definitely mine!