Original subtitles

♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

Welcome to Cactus Falls:

The kind of town where if something stinks...

it's probably dead.

[gulps]

Wait.

Eugene.

What are you doing!?

Eugene!

[yelps]

I thought this was about kittens

who live on a singing rainbow??!

[screams] Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Turn it off!

I got ya, pal!

Whoops!

Oh no!

The day I have feared has come.

It is the attack of the moles!

Hide!

[yells] Yaargh!!!!!!!

I was just introducing Gull to my new favorite show;

He's starting to come around to it!

[cries]

Eh, I see the Gull, but...

But nothing!

All is well!

This reminds me of --

RUN, GULL, RUN!!!!

Huh?

Oh, you remember then?

When we review our--

(Both): Please don't say it--

El Drillo de la Disaster!

Disaster drills!

Oh yeah!

[groans]

Not again...

Oh, oh yeah.

[sighs]

The Safety, yes?

She begins with the safety nuts method.

Who can remember each safety nut and what she stand for?

Ahhh...Merl, all those nuts look the same.

[laughs] Yes!

They are the same.

This is how you remember them, no?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[sighs]

Yes, Gull?

I'm a survival!

Close, but no.

The nut, uno, it means: Stay calm.

[relieved sigh]

The nut, dos: Always listen to Merl.

That's me.

The nut, tres: Follow Merl.

That's me.

And if all above should fail, cuatroma:

Everyone under the bed.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[sighs]

Yes, Gull?

I'm a survival!

[gasps]

What if there's an earthquake?!

Eh, a what?

You know, a BIG, GIANT, LOUD earthquake

that SPLITS the stump in half!? Kapoom!

[gasps]

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grunts]

Well, if that happens to the nuts,

then WE DO The Safety Nuts.

Uno: stay calm.

Dos: always listen to what I say --

What if we can't hear you? Tres: follow Merl.

What if we can't see you!

Cuatro nut: everyone under the bed!

That is NUTS!!!

No, it is the...

SAFETY NUTS!

Now, moving on to our biggest threat --

Moles...

Wait...

What if there's a ghost!?

Stay calm.

Always listen.

Follow me and--

(All): Everyone under the bed...

Hmm! Correctumondo, muchachos...

Wait a minute!

Anyone can sit around getting prepared for the "expected",

but what about the...

[grim] Unexpected...

Ever thought about what would happen to this place

if it was attacked by Aliens!?

[whimpers]

Or Zombies!?

[gasps]

What about a Hurricat?

Please stop!

Or a Volgator!?

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

What--

What are these things you speak of?

Huh?

A Hurricat, you ask?

It's only a Hurricane that rains down ANGRY CATS.

Cats, Merl! Cats!

This... it is not possiblea.

And a Volgator!?

Boy oh boy, you don't even wanna know!

It's a volcano that erupts lava...

with GATORS swimming in it!

[gasps]

No more, yes?

Ugh, we're sitting ducks over here.

This stump couldn't stop a Skunk's sneeze,

never-mind a Hurricat. [screeches]

Okay... The Safety, she needs more!

More! More!

Wanna prepare for disaster, do ya!?

I'll help ya prepare for disaster.

[thunder]

Aye, nothing says Monday morning like a...

ZOMBIE ATTACK.

Braiiins....

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Horror! Terror!

Look at this terrifying,

brainless creature who wants to eat your brain, Merl!

Brains!

[screeches]

He is heading straight for the stump!

What do we do!?

What do we do!?

Simple, really.

We all know Zombies can only walk straight,

so we HAVE to dig TRENCHES around the yard.

Yes, yes!

The trenches, they will cause the mucho confusiona, yes.

Heh.

Brains...

[grunts]

Brains!

[grunts]

Brains!

Ah!

Brains!

[grunts]

[sighs]

Sure, these trenches may stop the Zombies...

buuut they're basically rolling out the welcome mats for...

The Aliens!

Greetings, Earthlings.

I have come to harvest your juices.

Protect your juices!

[screams] Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[laughs]

Diabolical laughter.

We should be safe from the aliens in here.

Yeah... Until a lava arrives.

Lava? In the stump?!?

Where!?

Lava! Lava!

Gull, stop it.

Lava is nothing to kid about, yes?

Lava, lava.

Lava! Lava!

Stop! You must stop!

Lava! Lava!

No! The lava, she is a making a mess.

It's heading right for us!

This is madness!

You must cease this madness!

Oh this is even worse than the moles!

Lava!

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

We must use the safety nut method!

Step uno: Stay calm.

Step dos: Always listen to Merl.

Step tres: Follow Merl.

Cuatronut: Everybody under the bed!

Glub, glub, glubbb.

[bubbles]

Nutty Buddy! Nooo!!!

It's not working!

We need to move on to Plan B!

The Plan B, what is this?

Evacuation.

You first, Merl.

Safety Slides?

Now this I can--

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!!!!!!

YARGH!!

[groans]

Whooo-hoooo!!!!!!!!

[grunts]

[chuckles]

That safety slide is WAY too dangerous.

Let's do it again!

Wait... The Danger -- she is dangerous.

And The Safety -- she is dangerous too?

Now ya got it.

That's actually what I've been tryin' to show ya all along.

Gull? A demonstration please?

I'm being Safe!

[grunts]

[clears throat]

Now... I'm a DANGER!

See the difference?

THERE IS NONE!

Exactly.

No matter what we do, we can't always be safe.

So...

Then we must prepare the Stump,

she must be indestructabla!

No, we just go on and enjoy our lives,

without a care in the world,

cause it doesn't make any difference anyway.

[hums]

I 'm being blissfully ignorant!

I'm okay!

See? It's all good.

Yes...it will be good.

That should do it!

Barb wire, sharp spikes, canons, multiple walls and moats,

an impenetrable tower, equipped with its own ladder,

and vicious guard buddy.

Now I am prepared for anything!

[laughs]

[groans]

Did you miss the previous seven scenes

of completely ridiculous, over-the-top danger.

Life is for livin', Merl!

No, this is the living!

Structured. Safe.

The living, she is now indestructdebla.

[laughs]

Uhh, Merl, ya got that crazy look in your eye again...

Yes, the look she says...

We are prepared.

We are...

invincible!!

[laughs]

Yep. Heard ya the first time.

Uh... Merl...

Where'd you get all the wood for these barricades anyway?

Uh... Perhaps, I take a leeeetle bit from the roof.

The aerial attack, she is very unlikely, yes?

But it does rain a lot.

I'm Unpredictable Weather!

Boom! Crash!

Lightning strike.

Drizzle.

[gasps]

The rain...

She does the mocking of me and my safety preparedness.

Yeah, whatevs.

At least ya got an umbrella, right?

Umbrella...?

Wow, Merl, you really need to start being more prepared.

Huh?

Perhaps, the rain...

it will not be so bad?

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Safety...

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She mocks me.

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[humming]

Is there a better way to start the morning

than polishing the nuts?

I think not.

[gasp]

The twitchy tail.

This can only mean one thing:

A storm, she is a-coming!

[bird chirping]

Gull!

We must check the weather TV Rapido!

It is the emergency!

Uh-uh, soon times good buddy.

I really want to see how this parade turns out.

Gull, are you watching another parade?

Yu-hu, I recorded it so I can watch it over and over again.

I just love a parade.

You do not understand, a storm is coming,

and preparations, they must be made!

Storm, where are you getting that from?

From the tailbonita of me, she never lies.

And today she did the twitching.

So baton downing of the hatches mis amigos,

because the storm, she always follows the twitch,

always has, always will.

Ooh! My tail feathers react to wind too!

[loud fart]

That was a force 5.

I don't know Merl, looks pretty calm out there.

Oh, storm winds there will be!

The question is: how strong?

And this shall be answered by, Mi Windsock Favorito!

This windsock is a family heirloom yes?

It has saved countless generations of squirrels

from being blown away in the stormy winds.

Without it, great uncle Samuel would have been lost.

The Favourite Windsock of Me,

it never lies about the danger to come.

Now step aside, aside I say!

The Storm, she is headed our way!

The winds, they are strong, but how strong?

Mi Windsock Favorito, she shall tell us, yes?

No, no no nooo!

[struggling]

UGH!!!!!!!

Too dangerouso, only a fool would try to get up

there in the stormy winds.

YAY! Parade!

Heh!

♪ Parade, Parade, ♪

[giggles]

♪ parade hahah ♪

[farting]

Ohh! It's just not the same!

Look at all those folks on TV.

Now THAT'S a parade.

How do I get that?

Well, they usually only do parades for like, heroes.

Uh-huh!

And sports stars.

Yes!

Or people who save the world.

Yeah...

I'm-I'm none of those.

Astronauts, they get the parade.

They go up into the sky and then they come down for the parade.

Convenienté yes?

Yeah astronauts!

Yeah!! But, what's an astro...

nut?

Astro-naut?!

Someone who flies into space, or even the Moon!

Wow, going to the moon sounds easy,

sure, why not!

Send me to the moon!

Magnifico!

We will launch-a to the moon post-haste!

But you'll need to make a little stop first.

[gasp]

Mi Windsock Favourito!

We hurry yes!?

The storm, she grows stronger, and the windsock,

she grows weaker.

Wait! Won't the storm endanger Gull's launch?!

Nah. It is safe.

Now get him in the capsule yes!

Astronaut Gull is good to go!

[fart]

Oop! Oh heh.

In more ways than one!

Gull is locked and loaded, ready to boldy go

where no Gull has gone before. [munching]

Merl! Are you stress eating again?

But I am just so worried, what if he doesn't return!?

My life, she would be so empty!

Awww, I'm sure Gull will be fine!

Gull!?

I was talking about Mi Windsock Favour-err,

Gull, I was talking about the Gull,

naturlaimundo.

Would you feel better if we delayed the launch.

Ehhh, I already pressed the button.

26...25...24...23...

Wait! I forget to give Gull the high-tech satellite

for tracking Mi Windsock Favourito!

I got this...

WOAA!!

10...9...

8...7...6...5...4...

Hurry!! The countdown -- it does the counting of the down!

3...2...1...

Blasting of the off!

[loud explosion sounds]

YAY!

Uh... Hou-stump we have a problem.

A problem with TOO MUCH FUN!!!

What was that?

The storm, she is upon us!

Gull!

Commence with the maneuvers of the retrieval satellite!

Uh...copy! Roger Wilco!...

I have no idea what that is.

Listen to me carefully so I can guide you through it.

First, find the thing on your shoulders...

He means your head, over...

...and remove it from the spherical waste disposal unit.

He means get your head out of the toilet, Gull, over.

Awwww, do I gots to????

So pretty...

All the stars!

Gull, you must use the focus yes?

Now, carefully extend the retrieval satellite.

Careful, do not harm the delicate instrumentationne!

Nice and easy, eh... that's it!

Gull, did you make the contact?

GULL!?

Ay-yi-yi, the circuit is dead, something is wrong!

Reestablishing visual contact!

No... no...

NOOOOO!

The fault, it is all mine yes?

I endangered mi amigo.

Why why whyyyyy!!

Come on Merl!

We can't give up on Gull yet.

Gull!? Who said anything about the Gull-

-oh, all right uh... him too.

Now listen very carefully Pickle,

we must determine the correct trajectory

for you to dislodge the rocket

and send it on the path of following Mi Windsock

Favourito!

Roger that!

Calculating trajectory.

Into the wild blue yonderrrrr!

This is it!

I am now free of earth's grav-er-ty!

Gull-speed, mi amigo, Gull-speed!

What does the radar say?

Will he make it to the moon?

Will he? Will he?!

I do not know.

Because this appears to be a timer for the festive lights.

WEEEEEEEEEEE!

BEEP, BINK, BLEEP, BLOOP!!

BEEP BLEEP BLONK!

[loud crash]

So this is the moon!

[gasp]

Yeahhhh!

One small step for a Gull--

Ahhhh!!!!!

Low grav-er-ty!

Merl mentioned that!

[sniff]

No way...

[gasp]

It's true!

The moon is made of CHEESE!

Very, very, VERY STINKY cheese!

[munching]

[gasp]

[gasp]

A fridge!

Oh good, I am thirsty!

Aw, someone drank all the juice!

Aliens!?

WAHHHHHHHHHH!

WAHHHHHHHHHH!

WAHHHHHHHHHH!

WAHHHHHHHHHH!

WAHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAA!

The blue-footed booby has saved us!

(All): Blue-footed Booby, Hooray!

Uh, the blue-footed Booby is a seabird,

but I am actually a gull!

As in 'Gullrilla'?

I'm what you call a higher primate. Yup.

[gorilla noises]

(All): Hooray! The toilet has returned!

Ah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

HOORAY!

[cheering]

(chanting): Parade! Parade! Parade! Parade!

Wait a second...

this reminds me of something.

Can you guys be quiet for a second?

I'm trying to think of what this reminds me of.

WAIT! That's it! A parade!

I'm in...

a PARADE!

(chanting): Parade! Parade! Parade! Parade!

Found him!

Told you he was headed here!

Hey Pickle, you were right about going to the moon --

but the moon peeps...

they give you a parade when you get HERE,

NOT when you get back!

Should we tell him that he's NOT on the moon

but in the local dump?

The gull, the bunny, they get the parade, yes?

But me?

Where is my ending of happiness?

[happy yelping]

Mi wind sock favourito, I thought I lost you!

The ending, she's a happy one after all-

UGH!!!!

(chanting): Parade! Parade! Parade! Parade!

[giggle]

Best parade ever!