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♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[yawns]

[groans]

Good morning Nutty Buddy.

Nutty Buddy?!

Nutty Buddy?! Where are you?!

Nutty Buddy?

Nutty Buddy?

Nutty Buddy!

Nutty Buddy!

[burps]

No, no!

Nooooo!

[gulps]

[sighs]

Hmmm....

Something's different around here.

But I just can't put my finger on it.

Hey, Merl, what's new?

What is new?

I have lost the BEST FRIEND OF ME EVER!!!

Aw [laughs],

that's sweet, Merl.

But I'm right here. [laughs]

I am your best friend, right Merl?

Oh, yes, of course you are Gull.

[clears throat]

And you too, Pickle.

Nutty Buddy, he is just my best "nutty" friend.

Awww, no fairsies!

You put posters of your Best Nutty Friend EVERYWHERES!

Yes.

This is because the Nutty Buddy, is missing.

Missing?!?!

Hmm...

I fear the Nutty Buddy, he may have been...

Buddy-napped.

Huh?

Stolen in the night!

This, it is the CRIME OF THE CENTURY.

[gasps]

Oh, yeah.

Can you be more specific?

Or show me a funny flashback?

There are no funny flashbacks this time, mi amigo.

Only the hours and hours of the security footage.

I have THE HOURS AND HOURS OF THE SECURITY FOOTAGE!

I must go check it and see what happened to the Nutty Buddy--

Not so fast, fella...

Detective Pickle is on the case.

Uh, yes, "detective."

But I think I can handle this, yes?

I have the security footage

-- Won't tell you nothin', see?

The only way to solve a Crime of the Century

is with old fashion detective work.

Oh! I want to play!

Can I be the hapless sidekick/partner/foil,

plucky comic relief!

S'long as you stay outta my way, rookie.

Oh! I will.

[grunt]

Perfect.

I do not have time to play detective, Detective.

I need to find my Nutty Buddy.

Eh save the tears, doll.

Finding Nutty Buddies is what we buddy cops do.

We're professionals. Yuh-huh.

I mean...

YUH-HUH.

No, it this will just become the big game to you.

Only if you play along, m'am.

Now we need an hysterical victim.

No, this is NO time to play the hysterical victim!

I will NOT get all the worked up...

and the emotional...

and the completely out of control!!!

Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm begging you.

Pleeeeeassse!

Don't worry, m'am.

We're on the case!!

I was 30 seconds away from retirement

WHEN this case came down the hatch.

Seen too many cases like this.

I'm a detective!

One of the best, buddy!

But we got a grievin' widow lookin' for answers.

Eh? This widow, who is this?

You'll have to step back, ma'am.

This is official police business.

The scene of the crime...

Some grizzly stuff...

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, m'am, should've warned you first.

Crime scenes are not for the faint of heart.

Crime scene?

You draw all over the stump!

Aw, it will take me WEEKS to get the lines removed!!

[clears throat]

Then you best avert your eyes

from the rest of the crime scene, ma'am.

[hums] ♪♪♪♪♪

But you just make the mess!!!

[sobs] If we do not find the Nutty Buddy,

he will be gone forever!

Don't worry, Ma'am.

Got my best man working the phones.

Thanks for the tip, m'am!

Look! Our first lead!

Nice work, detective!

This oughta blow the case wide open!

This, it is no "lead."

It is just the scribbles.

You have no clue where the Nutty Buddy is!

we have clues, but we have... suspects!

Suspects??

That's right, ma'am.

Show em' the lineup...

Annnd turn to the side.

Turn to the side, please!!!

Oh, yes... Of course.

Wait.

I am not the suspect -- I am the m'am.

I-I mean, the victim.

He did it!

Stop tampering with the witness, ma'am!

He is NOT the witness!

He is the suspect!

He made me do it!

It's all his fault!

What!! He is lying!

That's what they all say ma'am.

[growls]

Stop calling me MA'AM!!

That kinda attitude isn't helping your case, ma'am.

[growl]

We may have to restrain this suspect.

I'll put him in lockdown!

[growls]

They cannot do this to me.

Treating me like some kind of animal!

I am a SQUIRREL -- not an ANIMAL

[sighs]

I must escape!

And prove the innocence of me.

Uh, the prison break

[laughs]

she is safer than I thought!

[screams] Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nutty Buddy?

Is this you?

Oh, how did you get here?

Oh, Nutty Buddy!

I love you, yes?

The case, she is solved!

I tell Pickle and Gull! [whistle sound]

What is this?

Halt!

Now step away from the Buddy!

But he is my Buddy!

I find him, and I do the grabbing!

You grabbed him?

Classic buddy-napping.

No, he was just lying on the floor, not moving.

Like he was dead?!??!

You killed him too?

He killed him!

He's a Buddy-killer!

[whistle sound]

No, I hurt no one.

I...

Grab the Buddy -- before he kills him again!

What?!?

You will never take the Nutty Buddy from me!!!

Ya! Ya!

We must stick together, Nutty Buddy,

like the two convicts who are wanted by the law!!!

Wait... That does not sound right.

I mean

[gasps]

Vamanos, Nutty Buddy!

El policia, they will take you away!

But do not worry: I keep you safe.

And we will be free!

[laughs]

[shriek]

[grunt]

Okay. This is the exact opposite of the being free.

Wait... The Security Cameras, yes?

The footage will clear our names, Nutty Buddy!

Yes, all we have to do is tell them and

[gasps]

[grunts]

Okay, we can do this the easy way...

...or the hard way.

It's up to you how you want this Good Cop/Bad Cop routine to go.

Uh, who is the Bad Cop again?

I'm the BAD cop and don'cha forget it

or I'll pretend to be EVEN MORE angry!!

Whoa, there, Bad Cop!

That kind of righteous fake anger can really hurt somebody!

Yea, I think I pulled a muscle in my back.

Let me work it for you.

Ahhh... You ARE a good cop.

I'm a good cop!

Uh, can we continue, por favor?

Sorry, suspect.

You'll have to forgive my partner.

She is a bad actor.

Bad cop.

What she said.

Now you're looking at some hard time, pal.

I want names.

I want dates.

I want you to make me a sandwich.

Oh, the sandwich?

This I can do.

You ain't makin' nothin',

útil you start singin' like a CANARY!!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

I'd like a sandwich too.

With the mustard?

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, and um..one more thing...

Yes?

Can you put some ketchup on there too?

Of course.

Thank you.

Oh, and one more thing...

How did you kidnap Nutty Buddy?

It was easy.

I just pick him up from beneath the bed,

and then I take him.

AH-HA!

Wait, did I just do the confessing?

Order in the Court!

Listen to all the noise I can make!

Ding!

Order in the court!

Eh? What is this.

Your honor, the defendant is

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

What?!

I'm a defense attorney!

Wait, this, it is not a trial!

I object!

Now bring out the first witness!

He did it!

He's guilty!

Wait! This is all the misunderstanding!

I can prove it!

I have the evidence.

Sorry, but this is a court of law.

We have no use for evidence here.

Hold on your, honor.

This may be REALLY funny!

I'll allow it.

But only if it's EXTREMELY funny.

The security footage,

it records everything in the stump.

Now if I can just replay it,

like I try to do many hours ago...

You will see.

I am complet-amente innocent.

Oh, will you just PLAY IT ALREADY!

Okay, okay...

It wasn't that funny.

[groans]

What?!?! I am guilty after all!!

I knew it!

We're the best detectives ever.

Yuh-huh.

I mean,

[deeper voice] yuh-huh.

I cannot believe this.

I do not deserve the mercy.

I am the bad friend to the Nutty Buddy.

I must pay for the crime, and do the time.

Eh, it was an accident. No big deal.

CASE DISMISSED!

[sighs]

[shrieks]

Good night!

Yes, good night everybody!

And good night to you, Nutty Buddy.

[kissing sounds]

[yawn]

Ay-yi-yi...

Can no one do the cleaning up after themselves?

D'OHH!!!

[munching]

[grunt]

Mmm...

Hey!!

[grunting]

OH!

The stump, she will never be clean!

Fear not citizen,

for a superhero has heard your cry for justice,

the Avenging Pickle!

So, you will help me do the cleaning?

No, I'm a SUPERHERO.

Not a maid.

Ooh! Ooh!

I wanna be a superhero too!

I'm gonna be...

The Huuuuuugg...

Raaww--

[giggles]

Favor...NO!

AHHH HUGG go HUUUUUG!

Woohoo!

We're a dynamic duo!

[catching breath] H'ohhh-kay.

Three can be in the duo, yes?

Uh...

mmm... not exactly.

But okay.

Then prepare to face

the hypo-allergenic super-powers of...

El Sanitario!

The who what?

El Sanitario.

The world's cleanest superhero.

Dedicated to the Truth, The Justice,

and The Anti-Bacterial Way!

But when do you hug people?

Or shoot úem with your laser eyes!

Pooey! Pooey!

Or kick úem to the moon with your nuclear-powered toe?

Hyah-hyah-hyah!

Ay-yi-yi!

Why is this you do the kicking?

Just showin' off the 37 Ultra-Unique --

and incredibly random -- SuperPowers

of The Avenging Pickle.

So what does your super guy do?

El Sanitario?

Why, he keeps the world safe by keeping it clean...

Starting with the sofa.

Join me, yes?

As we go on the Glorious Mission of the Tidiness!

[sigh]

If I didn't know better, I'd say El Sanitarium

is just tryin' to trick us into cleaning stuff up.

What?!

El Sanitario, he does not do the tricking!

He does the GERM-FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE!

Ha-hoo!

He has triumphed over the many villains...

The Sink of Sorrows!

Sanitized.

The Life-Sucking Tower of Laundry.

Folded.

The Poopy Stains of Doom!

...Deodorized.

You try, yes?

[squeal]

Ooh! Okay!

UNNHH! C'mon, Merl!

Play right!

We're not cleanin', we're playing!

El Sanitario, he can do the both.

No way, Merl-ay!

You might be able to slay some stinky socks...

... but you'll never beat a REAL Super-Villain!

Very well, show me the villain,

I show you... El Victory!

[gasp] Ooh! Ooh!

Be right back!

Now where is that?--

WAHHH!

Wait'll they get a load of me!

Huh?

Shlitzy, uh... who ya talking too?

And how come and why do my lips move when you speak?

Because I'm controlling your mind!

MUUH-HUUU-HUUU-HUUU-

[shriek]

HAA-HAAA-HAAAAAA!

El Sanitario, he has faced the many villains;

The Deadly Dust Bunnies, The Mold of The Madness.

[groan]

The super villains, they are not a problem.

Hellllllp!

I have a problem with a Super Villain!

Muahahahahahaha!

I am The Lone Cob of the Apocalypse!

And I am here to SHUCK YOU ALL!

(Both): Ooooohh...

Uh. Because...

you know...

I'm-I'm a corn o' cob.

And you "shuck" corn.

(Both): Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Yeah so...

Muuhuuuhaaaaaa!

I don't think so, villain.

No one can defeat The Avenging Pickle...

And her arsenal of cob-fighting powers...

Supa-speed!

I'm runnin' supersonic circles around you

[panting]

Any second, my SUPER-SONIC DIZZINESS

will bring you to YOUR KNEES!

You mean like this?

UGH!!!!!!!!

Hugg!

Lend me a hand and stop that fiend

---in your hand!

Hmm?

Oh... uh... HUGG go huuuu...

Aww, I can't hug anything!

Not with this Lone Cob controlling me.

Perhaps, El Sanitario, he can be of the assistance.

Pfffft! You?

But all you do is clean stuff!

Yes.

To the San-Mobile!

You are no match for El Sanitario's

Hyper-Cannon of Hygiene!

Whoaaa!

El Sanitario, he win again.

Uh...

I'm confused.

UH...Was that super-villain just outsmarted

by some "cleaning squirrel?"

You have not seen the last of the Lone Cob,

you vacuum-hosing fool!

What is this?!?

Oh no!

That evil Cob is taunting us

from inside your super-vacuum, El Saniterrible!

That's El Sanit-ah-rio!

...Get ready to jump him as soon as we trick him

into letting us out.

Ha!

You shall never trick El Sanitario into

-- AHHH!

Dust Bunnies! Attack!

[coughing]

[grunt]

"Ears of Ouch" GO!

Ow! Ow!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

[whistles]

The fiend, he is captured again by El Sanitario

this time in a Double Containment Unit, yes?

You mean a paper bag that you stapled shut?

Exact-a-mente.

Now, shall we free the closet of The Dark Clutter?

Or Clean the Yard of the Many Leaves of Evil?

Merl still isn't playing right.

Yeah, we don't wanna clean, Merl.

We wanna do more superhero stuff!

Ha!

No Double Containment Unit can contain...

the Lone Cob of the Apocalypse.

Gull, stop the picking of the corn out of the trash, yes?

I am not Gull.

I am... THE HUGG!

[grunt]

Who still can't hug,

with The Lone Cob controlling my mind!

You've GOT to fight it, Hugg!

I don't know if I can.

He makes me look into his eyes,

and he hyp-ner-tizles me!

Ugh... Mind melting...

Must fight hypno-corn powers...

Whaaa!

Ay-yi-yi.

Again?

I thought we do the hero game,

and get the cleaning of the stump done too, yes?

But now...

This super-villain, he does the thwarting of me again!!!

[scream]

Not so fast!

Huh? What's that?

Where?

I don't see anything--

[evil laugh]

One wrong move, and your pals plop into a pool of super acid!

[gasp]

And over there...

Toxic trash, ready to spill on the sofa you just cleaned!

What?!?

How is it you do the rigging of this so quickly, yes?

I'm a super-villain!

It's my job!

Yeah, Merl.

It's HIS JOB!

Silence, foolish hugging bird.

Oh...

[chuckle] Sorry...

Now...

You can only save one side.

What do you do?

Save the couch?

Or... save your friends?

Oh... This Shlitzy, he is one evil cob.

I AM THE MOST EVIL COB!

Muhahahaha--

wait, what're you doing?

I am moving the pool,yes?

Then there'll be no danger to fall into.

You can't do that!

So I move the sofa then, it remains clean.

You can't do that either.

Well! How 'bout I do this?

What?!

Curse your clean logic, EL Sanitario!

[grunt]

No! Not the Pool of Acid!

I'M MELTING!

No, wait...

Oh. It's just soda water.

[chuckles]

But... IT STILL BURNS!

The Corn...

Oh no! The fizzy bubbles!

...he is popped.

Going up my nose and into my BRAIN!!!

AHH!

I'll get you, El Sanitario!

If it's the last thing I...

[gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub]

El Sanitario...

I can't believe you chose your friends and playtime

over your cleaning.

Hugg go HUUUUUG!

[grunt]

Yes, this it was not the easy decision.

Because you LOVE US so much?

Well, uh...

Yes.

But also, the soda water...

Eh... She spill.

Eh... She ruin the floor.

But the couch...?

She is El Sanitario'd!

[gasp]

Thanks, Merl.

You're the best superhero cleaning squirrel ever.

Yes, I know, Gull.

Heh. I like the hugging too, but now...

I empty the "acid" pool.

Eh?? The cob, where did he go?

[heavy breathing]

to be...cob-tinued.

[evil laugh]