Original subtitles

♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[humming]

COOKIES!

Ay no, do not eat the raw cookie-dough.

You will get the worms.

Mmmmm...cookie worms.

[WHIMPER]

No! The puppy-dog eyes, they will not work.

The cookies, they must bake for ten minutos.

[gasp]

TEN MINUTES?!

Si, now The Someplace Else, she calls to me.

And I respond.

What?!?

But what do I do?

This, I do not know.

Maybe you read the book or something, yes?

What the who?

Read the book.

The huh?

The boook.

The whaaaat?

A book.

El libro.

The rectangular thing with the pages you open

and they have the words on them and you read the words

and they make you smarter, yes?

I could be smarter?!

Si Gull, you could be a lee-tle bit smarter.

So if I read one book...

it will make me smart.

But if I read two book...

I'll be even smarter.

And if I read

[muttering] t three b,

I'll be even smartererer.

Eh...let us see how you do with the one book

and take it from there.

Yay!

I'm gonna be the smarterdest bird in the world.

Fa-eee-reeee.

Fa-fa-

Fairy Tales.

Yay!!! I'm reading!

Once upon a--

[SNORE]

Come on, champ.

Stay with me.

I thought you wanted to read.

[startled awake]

Hey! This one has pictures!

You can do this Gull.

One word at a time.

And...go!

UGH!!!!

[struggle]

[SNORING]

I need you more than ever "Pet the Puppy."

Don't fail me now.

Awww, look at the Puppy.

Look you can pet his fur, Gull.

Oh! Oh!

I wanna pet the puppy. I wanna--

[SNORE]

[alarm bell]

Awww! If I keep falling asleep, this smarty bird reading plan

is gonna take me, like, like 100 years.

But... if we turn the clock ahead 100 years,

you'll already be smart.

I didn't know time worked that way.

But I bet I will when I stop turning this clock...

Ay-yi-yi.

The time travel, it is not real, yes?

One year!

Hey... I already feel smarter.

Atta boy, Gull.

Two years!

Muy ridiculoso!

Says you.

But me and Gull?

10 years!

We believe.

ONE HUNDRED YEARS!

Greetings from the Future.

[gasp]

It worked!

No, this, it is silly.

Oh wise Future Gull, tell us what the future is like.

In the future...

Yeah?

...it is sunny.

That is...

the most fantastical-mazing thing I ever heard!

You do the believing of this?!

Tell me more!

Tell me more!

The future is...

salty.

And tastes like chicken.

I knew it!

That is not the future. That is the lunch.

Time, she does not work that way.

In the Future there is no time.

That does not even make sense.

In the Future we don't make sense.

Ay-yi-yi.

I sense you need a hug.

In the future we hug with our brains.

You see.

I feel nothing.

I feel it.

It feels all warm and future-y.

What else can you do, Future Gull?

Can you predict the Future?

In the Future you will find things amazing,

but Merl will think it is all nonsense.

But it is nonsense.

That IS amazing!

Gull you are one BONA FIDE gen-i-us now!

[grunt]

See! See!

Nothing happens.

That's because you have to believe, Merl.

[grunts]

That is it!

I am putting an end to this once and for all.

[gasp]

UGH!!!!!

In the Future we move stuff with our brains.

[panting]

This

[pant, pant]

must stop.

If only you believed in the clock Merl...

...then you could enjoy the future with us.

Ah si, but there are other things that will take me

to the future.

[laughing maniacally]

One year...

OH! He's found a loophole!

What do we do, oh wise Future Gull.

In the Future...um... you think of all the ideas.

I've got it.

We'll hide in the past.

You're so wise, Future Gull.

[in a high pitched voice] Aw Gee, Gull.

You've gone all Black and White-like!

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo!

Que?

The clock, she did all this?

A clock?

What's that fancy-pants thingamajigger do?

What is this you mean?

The clock, you just used it to go back in The Time.

Woo-hoo!

Huh, Time travel you say?!

Why, GOLLYYY!

The Future sure is swell!

No, no, no you do not do the understanding of me--

And what's this thingamadoodle?

That is the lamp.

You use it a bazillion times.

Jeepers! Get me!

I ain't even seen a thing like this in all my life!

Say, pally-wally, what's the skinny on this flumadiddle?

That? It is a book.

Level with me Charlie, wha'cha call this gizmo?

Those are the socks.

Say, Jack, why don'cha spill the beans

úbout this gimcrack over here?

That? It is a doorknob.

Lay it on me Fred, what's this hootenanny down at my tootsies?

The floor.

All of these things, they exist in the past.

Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk.

Say Joe, whaddya know úbout this, get me?

No.

No more with the questions

which you are already knowing the answers.

Aw, don't be such a fuddy duddy, Buddy.

Just one more?

No. Adios.

C'mon sport, One lil' ol' look.

No. Never.

That gives me the willies!

I guess you don't wanna see this nut then.

A nut?

What kind of the nut?

Dagnabbit pally!

You don't wanna see it, remember?

Si. Si.

I do want to see it.

Coming your way, Gull.

Ah, the rare black and white acorn,

just like the one this very stump grew from.

She will be the prize of my collection.

Ooh!...rare acorn.

[CHOMP]

Muy curiouso.

The nut, it make the stump all dark and slimy?

[belch]

Que paso?

Somebody please do the explaining of this to me?

Sure! It's easy-peasy, Louise-ee.

That acorn grew the tree that turned into the stump

that us mugs are lollygaggin' in right this red hot minute!

But that's in the future.

Get me?

Gull's affecting the Stump

because the acorn is in the past, which is his present.

In our present

the stump is still an acorn and everything you do

to the acorn in your past, our present,

affects the future or, in your case, the present.

That is not explaining things.

That is making them more confusing.

Well then, perhaps I should explain it the old fashioned way

with a song!

♪

Give me the acorn first!!!

♪

♪ Well I'll put a wall here. ♪

♪ And a hole over there. ♪

♪ And I'll fill it all up with my underwear... ♪

[grunt]

I want that nut!

♪

♪ ...In this little corner I'll put a little park. ♪

♪ But living in the pond is a Land Walking Shark! ♪

♪

[gasping]

Ahhh! Shark!!!

♪ Oh I've got the acorn, ♪

♪ I've got the nut. ♪

♪ I've got the acorn, ♪

♪ I've got the nut. ♪

♪ I could paint this whole room plaid if I want. ♪

♪ 'Cause I've got the acorn, ♪

♪ I've got the nut! ♪

[screams] AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Give me the nut!

Your turn, Gull!

What is this...?

♪ Oh!!! He's got the acorn. ♪

HACK! HACK! HACK!

♪ He's got the acorn. ♪

COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

♪ Oh there ain't no way he's ever giving up. ♪

♪ That pretty little acorn, 'cause he's a little nuts! ♪

Hoooo!

The acorn!!!

Finalmente!

The nut is MINE!

Now the things, they can get back to the normal yes!?

Awwww...

Although...

it would be muy bueno if all the things,

they were neater, yes?

And if the rooms were alphabetized

no one would get lost.

And padding on all of the walls so that no one would get hurt.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I didn't get hurt!

And a sink in every corner so I can wash my hands

whenever I want!

That's it fella.

Just keep believing.

Now put a pool over here.

No! Too dangerous.

Instead: we put the big empty space,

where nothing happens at all.

Woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo!!

Oh why I oughta!

Merl old horse, you're getting a little carried a--

There.

Now we can all enjoy the togetherness,

still be very clean and safe

and nothing dangerous will ever happen to us.

[gasp]

Cookies are done!!!!

What is happening?

Where did the acorn go?

Merl, it's not time for playing.

it's time for cookies!

[CHANTING] Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!

Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!

Yay!

YEE-OUCH!

Hot! Hot!

Hot! Hot!

Ay si.

Muy caliente.

You will have to wait for the cookies to cool.

It will be about...

ten minutos.

Ten minutes!!!??!

But not if we were in the future...

[gasp] No!

In the Future the cookies taste like chicken.

Yay!

Aye aye aye, the cookies!

[HUMS]

I hate August.

[sighs]

did you hear me? Yeas.

[Hums]

Don'tcha wanna know why?

Not really. No. [hums]

Cos there's NO HOLIDAYS in August.

What kind of stupid month has NO HOLIDAYS?

All work and no play makes Pickle GO CRAZY!

Work?

When did you work?

Figure of speech, Merl.

Oh boy, o boy, O BOY!

Just one more sleep!

Huh? Wha? Huh?

One more sleep till what?

My most favoritest holiday of them all is coming up.

♪ Garbage day! ♪

Intrigued!!

Tell me about it, Gull!

Oh 'Garbage Day' is the bestest!

The Garbage Fairy comes and he leaves all the good

he-gulls and she-gulls some yummy-nummy tasty trash!

Y'know what, Gull?

Garbage Day sounds totally--

El gross-o?

amaAAAAAzIN'!!!!

H'yeech!

Garbage is for throwing away, not for celebrating!

Do you celebrate every time you go to the potty?

♪

That's the right idea, Gull!

We just need to get into the Garbage Day spirit!

Hang onto your face everybody

'cause this is gonna be the best Garbage Day evaaa!

The Garbage Day, she is just a joke!

[mutters] Cannot be serious--

[mutters] holiday ridiculoso.

[groans]

C'mon...

[struggle]

What-a-ya doin?

Told ya it'd fit!

What is this... abomination?

It's our Garbage Day Tree!

This is where the Garbage Fairy leaves all the presents.

It's an ancient G-Day tradition!

The origins of which have been lost to time...

Hey, Merl!

Hold this!

Eh? Like so?

Yup! It's a traditional Garbage Day cracker.

Now PULL!!!

[scream]

[chokes]

Ay-ya-ya-yi.

Aw, he got the prize!

Lucky duck.

I am not this duck of which you do the speaking!

You cannot fill our home with the garbage!

But Merl, if we don't make the stump as stinky as we can.

The Garbage Fairy might not come and...

Garbage Day will be ruined!

Look, the Garbage Day, she is NOT the real holiday!

C'mon, Merl, quit bein' such a Garbage Scrooge!

Trash ball fiiiiight!

AHH!!!! UGH!!!!

Little more to the right!

That's yer left...

that's yer butt...

that's yer beak...

there ya go!

Ha!

Garbage Day, meet the wacky backpacky--

el machine-o clean-o!

[laughs]

Ooh! Careful, Merl, or you'll have to kiss everyone you meet

under the mistletoe.

[pucker]

That?

It is not the mistletoe!

It is the dirty and stinky socks!

AuUrrgh!!! My eyes!

They burn like the feet of a thousand flamenco dancers!

Muy caliente!

[screams] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[giggles]

Feelin' the Garbage Day spirit yet?

NOOOOO!

Ah, quit bein' such a Garbage Scrooge!

And get back here so Gull can kiss ya--

you got mistletoe on yer face!

[pucker]

[screams] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

El bathroomo, my one refuge from this fake holiday of trash.

I could kiss you toilet, but I will not.

This would be, how you say, unhygienic...

and awkward.

♪ On the Seventh Day of Garbage Day, ♪

♪ the Dump Fairy gave to me: ♪

♪ Seven flies a swarming, ♪

♪ Six eggs decaying-- ♪

♪ Five moldy things!!! ♪

♪ Four crawling worms, ♪

♪ Three spent pens, ♪

♪ Two plastic tubs, ♪

♪ and a bucket full of stinky old cheese!!! ♪

Feelin' the Garbage Day spirit yet?

[bursting] NO! Vamos!

Exito El Bathroomo!

Hmmph.

Fine, we'll leave ya to your Scroogin'...

ya big Garbage Scrooge!

Hmmph!

The Garbage Day, she has lit a fire in the belly of that

which is me!

Today, I shall bring an end to this holiday of the YUCK!

Hmmph!

That's the spirit Merl!

♪ On the Eighth Day of Garbage Day, ♪

♪ The Dump Fairy gave to me-- ♪

[farting]

[KNOCKING]

Good day!

I am the man of the garbage, yes.

But if you're here, that means the garbage fairy didn't come!

[gasp]

Our home wasn't stinky enough!

[SOBBING]

Oh well, better luck the next time, no.

[laughs]

[screams] AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Hurray!

Now we'll be the stinkiest for sure!

Haa! Smell that holiday spirit!

[splutters]

♪ Deck the stump with loads of Garbage ♪

♪ fa-la-la-la-laa-la-la- la-laa . ♪

♪ Tis the season to love garbage, la-la-la-la-laa-- ♪

Wha'cha got there Merl?

There is not enough room in the stump for both

the Garbage Day and... the Merl.

So this?

It is my suitcase.

I pack it so I can--

Throw it on the Garbage Day Heap

as a big old holiday offering!

Huh! What?!?!?

Nooooooo!

[grunts]

Aw, look!

His eyes are leaking happiness!

What is the meaning of this?!

Glad you asked!

The Garbage Fairy only visits the stinkiest houses

so we've made a monster garbage pile to get it

nice and smelly in here!

I can't wait till the Garbage Fairy visits us!!!

[humming]

Enough!

This is all a LIE!

There is no "The Garbage Fairy'!

[gasp]

No 'The Garbage Fairy'?!

How could you be such a...a...

GARBAGE SCROOGE???

[gasp]

There is no holiday to ruin!

This festival, she is a lie!

A fake!

A shamboozlemente!

I will show you...

by proving the Garbage Fairy, he does not exist!!!

Whaa.. What!?!?!?

You-ha-ha-hoo wouldn't.

No? Let us see!

If the Garbage Fairy,

he only comes to the stinkiest of the houses,

then I shall make our house el ranko stinkamente complete-o!

[crazed laugh]

Whooooaaa... It's so...

beautiful.

[gag]

Merl! Fer the love of stink, grab a mask!

HA! Where is your Garbage Fairy now?!

There is no such thing as the Garr--

[splutters]

[squeaks]

You? You cannot exist!

Of course I exist!

I exist in every moldy bun, in every busted toy,

in every pair of dirty underpants!

It cannot be!

The Garbage Day, it is a lie!

Oh no, Merl, Garbage Day is real!

It's the day we celebrate the Glorious Circle of Waste

with our loved ones.

Oh.. H'okay...

when you put it like this, the holiday,

she does not sound so disgusting...

Then why did you try to destroy it

with the 'wacky backpacky'...

you must suffer the consequences, Garbage Scrooge!!!

No, please!

I can still do the changing, yes???

I believe!

I BELIEVE!

You must learn to love the garbage...

or you shall become THE GARBAGE!

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Gah!

I believe, I believe, I bel-ee-he-ieve, I belieeeeve.

Merl! Merl!

Are you okay?

What...

What day is this day?!?!

Oooh! Oooh!

I know!

It's Garbage Day.

Haha!

Garbage Day?

Then I have not done the missing of it!

Gull, fetch me a half-eaten can of sardines!

Pickle, build us a bigger garbage pile!

Today, we celebrate!

Hahahaaa!

♪ Four crawling worms, ♪

♪ Three spent pens, Two plastic ♪

Sorry, Merl.

No can do.

Huh! For why?

'Cause the garbage men picked up all the trash, silly!

It happens every Garbage Day.

[disappointed] But I er...

and... I-I-I mean...

[sad sigh] Oh. Of course.

No problemo.

I will just do the waiting 'til next year.

Garbage Day happens Bevery week!

EVERY.. week?

Hey! The garbage men missed a bit.

Wait a sec--

"To Merl from...

The Garbage Fairy!"

[squeals]

He was here! I knew it!

What is it?!!!!

[belch]

[gags]

♪ And a bucket full of stinky old cheese-- ♪

(All): Merry Garbage Day, everyone!

[humming Christmas tune] ♪♪♪♪♪