Original subtitles

♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[laugh]

[giggles]

Hey! These pillow feathers are tickling MY feathers.

[giggles]

[giggles]

Missed me,

missed me,

[dazed] Uhh, nice swing

[Laughs]

What is the meaning of this mess!?

Pillow-fighting!

Gull was winning though, again.

Pillow-whating?

Hey, join in Merl.

We've got a third pillow.

No Merl, Gull is too good!

He'll pillow pound ya to--

Wait a minuto!

That is MY PILLOW!

[growls]

UGH!!!!!!!

Whoa merl!

Have you always been that fast?

With foot speed like that, you could be

a top notch pillow fighter!

Let's see you swing a pillow.

Swiiiing!

UGH!!!!!!!!!

I didn't mean YOU gull.

[Mumbled groaning]

Get up!

Take a swing Merl!

Swing? The pillow?

DO IT!

Well, okay.

[grunt]

Taaaake that... and this... and this... and--

[wheezes]

[Laugh]

Why do you make the laughing?

Your arms, Merl!

[laughs]

They swing like a couple of limp pool noodles!

[laugh]

Mmmm... Pool noodles.

Pool noodles!

[laughs]

I need them in my tummy!

UGH!!!!!!

You're not gonna let him get away with that, are ya!?

Get up!

[grunt]

Give him some of that rapid foot speed

and pillow fight him back!

It is fine.

I, umm, slipped.

Yes it is very slippery in here.

I ain't buyin' it.

I'm training you for the rematch!

Rematch?

What is this rematch?

Only the biggest pillow-fight this stump has ever seen.

The pillow fight of the century!

Merl versus Gull: The Battle for the Stump.

It's back stroke meets sun stroke.

Macadamia meets mac 'n' cheese.

Hang-onto-yer-wigs-folks!

Ummm, helloooo!

Still hungry over here.

I can't find ANY limp noodles, OR mac ún' cheese.

There he goes again Merl.

He's just askin' for it--

and you're the one who's gonna BRING IT!

Oh? The noodles?

No.

Mac & Cheese?

No, The Pillow-fightin' SACK-DOWN!

You're gonna clean his clock, Merl!

Well, I like the cleaning.

Yes!! You'll settle this tomorrow night.

The lights!

The cameras!

The action!

It'll be a HUGE event!

Yay!

An event!

Maybe there'll be food!

Mmmm pool noodles!

[slurp]

Heyyy!

[snoring and muttering]

[startles]

Rise n' shine, tough guy!

[screams] AHHH!!!

Eat up!

Champions need fuel!

[gasp]

What is this?

EVERY piece of food we had in the kitchen!

You're gonna eat lighting and FART thunder!

Fart thunder...?

Less talky, more eaty.

[gags]

Ooh!

Free food!!!

[gulps]

[burps]

Mmm-Mmm!

Did you try this, Merl!?

Don't take it from him, Iron Merl.

That's what he wants you to do...

Eat a bunch of crud that'll slow ya down and make ya sick.

Blergh!

But, wait--

YOU just tried to MAKE ME EAT IT!--

Forget the past, Cashew Clay!

You gotta focus on your future.

Ayyyy!!!!

That's some good walkin' there, Nutcracker.

But it ain't good enough!

Who is this Cracker of the Nuts?

And why is it you do this to me?

Startin' your trainin' easy!

First beanbags, and then we work you up to a pillow.

But bean bags are a heavier--

Goh!

[groans]

I think you're gonna need...

A TRAINING MONTAGE!

All aboard the pain train.

HOOT! HOOT!

[struggling]

Come on Merl!

[grunt]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Ey, helicoptero!

[grunts]

Yes!

[grunts]

That's the spirit, ya beach-nut bruiser!

♪ The CRY-ha-ha-hiiiiii of the Squirrel! ♪

Gull!

You're ruining our montage!

Woop.

Sorry.

See you tonight, Merl!

It's here, folks.

The night we've all been waiting for!

David versus Goliath.

It's the feather throwin' bout to end all bouts.

Hi Pickle!

Hi Merl!

Ya hear that, Acorn Assassin?

He's gonna be coming at ya and fighting dirty.

I do not know what ANY of this means.

It means keep your head on a swivel.

Watch your blind spot.

If this guy has his way, you'll be singin'

♪ soprano ♪

for the rest of your life! Singing what?!

♪ Soprano! ♪

Who?

Why are we singing?

Booo!

Merl's a bum! A hack!

Don't listen to em', Hazelnut Hellhound!

You're no bum!

You're a bum!

But, wasn't that just a--

No time for questions!

You're an animal.

You're a beast!

Look at him swing!

He's got the killer instinct I tells ya!

Good luck Merl!

I hope you win!

See how he mocks you??

Ladies n' gentlemen, boys n' girls,

children of all ages,

welcome to the pillow fight of the century!

Let's meet our combatants.

In the blue corner:

10 pounds of raw power, the unbeatable villain...

Gullllllll!

[chuckles]

I'm a villain.

In the red corner: the underdog, the perennial weakling,

the limp-wristed, frail, glass jawed, feeble--

Enough!!

Right...

Merl the Nutcracker Iron Acorn Macadamia Ali Buddy

Beechnut Cashew Pistachio of Pain--!

It's just...

"Merlllll!"

Let's get ready to PILLOW!

Touch Pillows.

I wanna clean fight.

Ya keep it above the waist, ya hear me?

None of this!

Oooh!

And none of that!

Go Merl!

You can do it!

See that look champ?

That's the look of a wild beast.

Errr?

But he's only got the beast in his eyes.

Now you, you gots it right here.

[Roars]

Release the beaaaassst!

But wait, they haven't rung da bell yet!

[grunts]

[laughs]

Don't fall for it, kid.

He's faking you out!

[bell]

Eh?

[grunts]

Oh, sooo peaceful.

Sooo beautiful.

Nutty Buddy?

What're you doing --

[grunts]

Peeka-boo, I see you.

D'oh!

Don't worry about it kid.

Ya got plenty more rounds to go.

[Chuckles]

Hi!

[war cry] Yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

[grunts]

Oooh!

Ohhh...

[grunts]

Wow! That went fast.

Alright kid, this rounds for all the marbles.

Go wit-yer instincts.

Do what feels natural out there.

Remember that training montage way back?

Your speed is the KEY!

Looks like the clock's about to hit midnight

for this Cinderella story.

Must...

keep...

swinging...

[grunts]

Noooooooo!

[grunts]

Hang it in there, keep circling!

Now go PILLOW HIM!

The move of the, helicoptero!

AHHHH!!!!!!

Swiiiiing!

[DING, DING, DING]

It's over! It's over!

The NEW champion of the stump!

I...

won?

HA! I won!

I won!

Your NEW champion!

Gull?!?

But he knocked himself out?!?

Yes, and he WON by a knockout.

This, it does not make the sense.

He won AND he lost?!?

And me?

You?

Well, you get your picture on the cover of newspapers

around the world,

making the most ridiculous face ever!!!

Huh?!?!!??!

The most important, buttery meal of the day,

your name is...

Breakfast!

Breakfast!!!

She is served.

[snarfing]

Mmmm...demishous.

[moans]

Uh, perhaps I put too much of myself into the preparation.

[slurps]

Hey ya-Merl!

What's for breakfast?

Something sure smells...really,

really...really, really...really, really good!

Gull! NO!

Haltamente!

[grunts]

And why is it just Merl

who crashes into the breakfastissimo?

Air brakes.

Uh? Hey?

Air brakes!

[gasps]

Gull!!!

[grunts]

Oh...

[moans]

Merl!

Any eggs left?

[grunts]

Gull!

Why is it that you are always getting into the accidentes?

But I am the one who gets hurt?

Accidents?

This stump would have a perfect safety record,

if not for you!

Nooo!!!

[giggles]

You must be thinking of someone else, Merl...

Ahhh!

Gull?

Can you bring me a harmless cup of orange juice?

Sure thing Merl!

Hmmm.

Ah! There it is!

Mmmm...

[giggles]

Hamburgers...

[screams]

Guuuullllll!!!

Hey.

It was deadly poison all along!

And you wasted it.

For shame Merl.

[screams]

For shame!

[grunts]

Huh? No wonder my socks are all torn up!

[jackhammering sounds]

No Gull!

You will harm the polish of the floor board.

[grunts]

Oh yai yai yai!!!

[screams]

Worst pedicure ever.

Merl!

Huh?

Check out what I found at the dump!

Si, si, nice whatever it is you have there Gu-

[explosion]

[screams]

You see?

The flashback, she never lies!

You are always causing accidents!

You accident prone, clumsy guy!

[giggles]

You must be thinking of someone else, Merl...

Ay ay ay!

El spidero muy gigante!

[screams]

Give him a break Merl...

[screams]

He doesn't mean to be accident-prone!

[screams]

Besides, that flashback made it look like

you were the accident-prone one...

[grunts]

Hiyatai!

I don't remember asking the bunny for advice!

Something must be done about Gull's danger!

Don't do it, Merl...

don't mess with powers you don't understand...

Hmp!

I will gull-proof the stump, for maximum safety!

[grunts]

[laughs]

Wahoo!

This is really fun Merl!

But, uh, don't you think you went a little overboard.

All I have done, was make the stump safe from Gull.

This will prevent many of the shattered bones!

And look what else.

No more of the burnt fur.

And, no more falling down the stairs.

Every inch of the stump, they are now...

Gull-proofed!

Now to test them!

Remember children,

do not try this at home! The safety, yes?

[bell ringing]

[sniffing]

Finally! It's Bell-ringing time!

Oh yeah!!!

[grunts]

New safety feature!

TABLE AIRBAGS!

[giggles]

Just what I was hankering for:

GIANT, MUTANT LIMA BEANS!

No Gull, OBJECTO!

DO NOT EAT th--

UGH!!!!

[moans]

[grunts]

UGH!!!!

Ooooh.

So that's what it's like to get hurt.

[doorbell]

OH! I'll get it

[growls]

Whoop! It's the mail!

Ok, let's see...

Merl, Merl, Merl, Merl, Merl, Merl, Merl...

Oh, ah, one for Merl.

[screams] AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wheezes]

Merl, are you ok?

Blergh.

I made it worse!

Don't you see Merl.

The safer the stump is--

the more dangerous it is... for BOTH of you!

You're right Pickle.

I-I see it now!

We must gull-proof--

THE GULL!

Hey...how'm I supposed to make my three o'clock

hot chocolate now?

The less of the moving around from you,

the safer it will be for me.

[muttering]

Hot, hot, it's so hot!

[Screams] GULLLL!

So much for your cushions MERL!

Oh, nice tan by the way.

Whoa....If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.

[sighs]

I knew I'd be locked up

in a giant, cored-out watermelon one day...

[gulp]

[grunts]

Pianomente el Crashante!?

Seriously?!!!

[grunts]

[gasps]

[moans]

[piano playing]

[nervous gasp]

Looks like rain.

Weee!

Awesome!!!

[giggles]

[nervous panting]

[grunts]

I made it! Safe and sound!

[applause]

Hmm. Usually, in scenarios like this, one last piano,

she would fall, mocking my "safe and sound" remark...

Well, no more pianos.

He-that's a rel--

Time served!!!

I can feel the fun again.

This makes no sense.

[whines]

Merl!

I toldya not to mess around with him.

Gull-proofing does more harm than good.

Observe.

What could possibly be safer

than a simple bowl of apple-sauce.

But in the hands of Gull... eat up buddy.

[gulps]

[screams]

It's in my eye!

There's apple in my eye!

[screams] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!

[screams] AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sobbing]

Why apple-sauce?!

[sobbing]

Why?!!!

Have you ever seen anyone so unsafe,

while actually doing something safe?

Now, check this out...

When it comes to dangerous,

there is nothing more deadly,

than a bowl of flesh-eating piranhas.

Ay-yai-yai-yai!

Pickle?

What are you--

Ssshhh.

Merl!

[sings]

Hey Gull!

Thought you might like some cute little goldfish

to keep you company while you take your bath.

Oh sure.

The more the merrier.

[giggles]

That...That tickles.

[giggles]

[giggles]

Oh, whoops.

Hehe, not a very lively bunch are they?

Can it be?

I am not injured.

I do believe myself to be dreaming.

What'd I tell ya Merl.

Gull is safer around deadly piranhas,

than he is around apple-sauce.

[gasps]

All we do is make the stump the most dangerous place

on the planet and you'll never be sore again!

Of course!

Gull, the more dangerosso he is, the more safer he is.

Exactly.

I-- understand.

The Gull-de-proofing...

she starts now!

[yawns]

Oh, Guuuuysss...are you done working yet?!

I'm loooonely, and whiiiiiining so muuuuuch.

Seeeeee?

[yawns]

Yup.

Gull is only in danger around safe stuff.

But he's just fine around incredibly dangerous stuff.

You are el Genioso Pickle!

Everything worked out fine!

Except

[gulp]

for the incredibly dangerous items

we have placed in every inchito of the Stump.

Ooohh, what have we done?

Guys! Look what I found!

[gasps]

[sings]

[giggles]

So...dangerous...so...unsafe!

No Merl! Fight it!

For your own good!

This goes against every fiber of my being.

I cannot do it!

The danger...she must be stopped!

Gull!!!

[screams] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!