Original subtitles

♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[hammering]

Like my new closet, Merl?

Uh Pickle, this, it is no closet.

It is a "skylight."

Hmmm

[screams] Sky closet!!!!!!!!!!

YEE-HA!

[grunts]

And if you like my "sky closet" --

I do not.

-- you're REALLY gonna love my --

AAHHH!!

"Floor Closet"!

[low grumble]

[laughing]

Oh that was so funny, Shlitzy!

[grunt]

So... what do you think of the place?

Not bad, Gull!

You'll be totally stylin' once you get rid of this

rodent infestation.

Oh, hahahah.

No, no, no, those aren't rodents!

This is my fam-bily!

No way!

OH! My bad...

Gull... You have the new "friend," yes?

Ooh sorry!

Yes!

Merl, Pickle...

This...is Shlitzy.

Ooh! He's so cute!

Where'd ya "meet him," Gull?

Pffft. Only in the most exclusive dumpster in town!

♪

I'd been tryin' to get in there for weeks...

but I could never get past security.

Until today.

Aw, mope.

HEY!

[screaming]

Sorry... I didn't see you there!

Oh! Hey! You ok there little guy?

[nervous laugh]

Guess I'll just go in then.

Wow, what a classy dump!

[growl]

I was just minding my own beeswax...

[slurp] Mmmm!

...when I caught the eye of this feller across the room.

Here's your eye back, feller!

Well it's nice to meet you, feller.

Nice to meet you, too!

[giggles]

So, you come here And from that moment on,

we were the bestest of friends!

Soooo, you brought home the stinky corn cob

from the dumpster?

Uhhh, corn cob?

He means me, Gull.

That's all they see when they gaze upon

The Shlitz-ter.

Others are smart enough to look past

the half-eaten kernels and moldy cob parts.

They can see... The Real Me.

Awww...

All I see is one big ol' cob o' sweet-corn, Shlitzy!

Thanks, cutie.

You're pretty sweet yourself.

And ya got some GREAT decorating ideas!

What?!

She put the closet in the floor and the closet in the ceiling!

This, you say it is the "great idea," Gull?

Um...

I didn't say anything, Merl. Yes, but Gull...

you make the corn do the talking, yes?

I do?

No, I don't.

[laughs]

Do I?

I don't know what he's talkin' about neither, Gull.

But I'll keep my eye on him for ya.

I'm watchin' ya, Mister.

Unlike you...

I...never...blink.

[growls]

[screams] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

It is just a CORN COB!

Pickle...? Pickle?

Over here Merl.

In the grotto.

Pickle? What is this beneath the sink?

Ya wanted to spruce the ol' place up,

so I got rid of all that mold and scum beneath the sink

and built us a grotto.

Refreshment?

Nah.

Ahhh!

What is this now?

Oh, that's just the sink draining.

How d'ya think I fill the grotto?

Hellooo?

Hey! Is somebody down the drain?

[gasp]

Ugh, it's just that uptight squirrel--

[surprised] WHAT?

--- who calls himself your friend.

Ay-yi-yi!

Do you hear this, Pickle?

[chuckling] Well...

you are a bit uptight.

Dios mio, the bird, making the corn speak...

This must be his cry for help!

And I shall help him.

Do you REALLY think I got the smaller bed, Shlitzy?

Oh, abso-cobbin'-lutely!

And look at the state of your sheets --

they're absolutely filthy!

It's my special "memory dirt."

[sniffs]

Ahhh, I remember that. [clears throat]

Merl?

Ughh...

What does that control freak want us to do this time?

Gull, everything...

It is okay, yes?

Why d'ya ask?

Because he, thinks that you're a mess, Gull.

A mess!

I do not do the speaking to you, Señor Cob of the Corn!!!

I mean...

Gull... you do not need the corn of the cob to speak to me

if you have the issues, yes?

Oh okay.

Hey, but-but what's an "ish-yooooo?"

It's like when they start doing all these repairs

for themselves, and NOTHING for you.

What?

This, it is no true!

OH yeah?

Gull, what's your absolute favorite part of the stump?

Well, I useta like lickin' all that dirt 'n' scum

beneath the sink.

And now they cleaned it up!

Whaaaaaaat?

Even my flavor scum?

Well, yes, but...

Ha!

They're moving walls and closets.

The next thing you know they'll be movin' YOU out, Gull!

[gasp]

[whines]

No, Gull. It is just the repairs...

Merl.

Do not kick me

[sobbing] ...out of our...

[sobbing] home!

But I didn't...

And I'm not...

And you just--

AHHHHH!

AIIII!

Gull needs you, Pickle!

NOW!

[grunt]

Why ya shoutin' in the sink, Merl?

I'm up here, in the sky closet.

Of course...

The worst repairs ever --

and now they make Gull think

we are doing the kicking of him out!

What?!!

Lemme talk to him...

[grumble]

[weeping]

Hey!

Oh!

Where ya goin', Gull? Nowhere.

No! You're movin' out!

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

"I'm moving out!"

Huh?

Sayonara, suckers!

Me and the brainless bird are outta here.

Whoaa-ho-ho-ho...

Hold on a sec there, Shlitz-o.

It's one thing to call me and Merl names,

but NO ONE messes with our pal Gull!

Really?

And now...

time to rearrange your niblets!

Come on! Bring it on!

Whaddya' got?

AHHH.

[grunt]

Nobody beats the Shlitz-ter!

[fighting grunts]

Ha! You missed me.

Is that all ya got?

[evil laugh]

He's too quick!

[grunt]

But he is on your hand!

Ha! You losers will NEVER get rid of The Shlitz-ter.

[evil laugh]

Gull, a word, por favor...?

ALONE?!!!

[whispering] I do not understand this, Gull,

but it seems that you have no control over this Shlitzy

that you are now controlling.

It's like Shlitzy's gotta mind of his own!

Plus! He's also much smarter than me too!

Yes, that is also very strange.

You know, I could hear you!

The corn, he is all ear.

But now... we stop the listening, yes?

[water running sounds]

The plan. It is this.

Gull, he use the bathroom.

Shlitzy, he is not looking...

And I hit him with a plunger ún' knock him in the toilet!

You mean like this?

[shrill scream] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grunt]

That's "itsy" for Shlitzy!

How does he ALWAYS find out what we're doin'?!

Yes, it's almost like he has someone on the "inside"

working for him.

He does?!?

Who could that be?

I know! It's you, Pickle!

No.

Merl!!!

Nope.

PiNo.e!

[Gasp]

Could it be me?!!

I told you they were trying to get rid of you!

It's time to make that decision for yourself and leave.

You're right, Shlitzy!

We're outta here.

We gotta stop him, Merl.

We need to get Shlitzy away from Gull!

Agreed, but how does one pry such a sticky character

from Gull's feathery grip.

What's the one thing that Gull can't resist?

We're finally free of those rodents,

let's head back to the dump, where we belong!

Uh, I don't know about this Shlitzy,

I've never been this far from The Stump

without my friends before.

Hey Gull!

You wouldn't wanna leave without a goodbye-party would ya?

No, Gull.

We'll miss sunrise on the diaper pile.

[sing-songy] We've got cake!

The cake is a lie!!!

I don't like the looks of this.

Mmmm, my favourite.

Marzipan feather surprise cake.

[gasp]

with dumpster diaper icing.

[giggles]

And what would a party be without the balloons?

Hey! Let go of me!

Yes.

Do not get too "carried away."

[snicker]

Don'cha see, Gull?

They're trying to float me away!

But it won't work.

This bird's fist is like steel!

YEAH!

He'll never let me go.

I'll ne--

wait, what my hands are made of metal?

[gasp]

Oh, I gotta see this.

Gull! What're you doing?!

Get me down from here! Huh?

Oh, sorry, Shlitzy.

I thought we were best friends?

Uh...

...no.

Not really.

Ha! You'll never get rid of me!

I'll just hang up here on the ceiling,

preying on your silly insecurities!!

Yes, but perhaps you did not see...

our new "sky closet?"

What? No! Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merl! You used my sky closet!

Yes, Pickle, it is not such a bad idea after all.

Shlitzy?! Is he...g-g-g-gone?

[sniff] I'm gonna miss the little guy.

Do not be sad, Gull.

We are your REAL friends.

And we will always be here for yooOOOOO!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crash sounds]

Uh, Merl??

[grunts]

Pickle...

The dance, it is new, yes?

It ain't no dance!

Got me an itch!

Can't reach!

Merl, scratch it, scratch it,

SCRATCH IT!

Uh... How do I put this?

No.

OOOH!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Lemme do it! Lemme do it!

"Not sanitary" Happens to be my speciality!

Aaaah, that's better!

And now up...

[splutters] And now down a little...

Over here?

A little to the left... Over here?

Down more...

Over here?

Higher... Higher...Ah!

[giggles]

[laughs] Hey! This is fun!

It's like your itch is movin' around!

"Moving around"?!?

Just as I suspected.

Pickle, she has the flea.

A FLEA?!!!

Yes.

And where there is the flea, there is bound to be...

...the dog!

(All): DAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[chuckles]

Fun!

AAAWWWWWWWGGGG!!!!!

AWG!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!...

AWG!

AWG!

AWG AWG AWG!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!...

[siren wailing]

Woooo...

The safety, it is ours.

Woo!

Alright!

Woo!

Yeah!

No dogs!

Okay, Merl, but why are we in your party room?

This? It is not the party room.

It is the panic room.

In here, we are protected by the bomb-proof walls,

the security cameras, and the six months of rations.

Ack! Where are the rations?!

You mean all that food that was in there?

We ate it all up!!!

What?!!!

But these were the emergency supplies!

For the emergency!

THIS emergency!!!

Well, Merl, if you didn't want us to eat your panic chow,

ya shouldn't a put it in the party room!

This is not the party room!

It is the panic room!

[maniacal laughing]

Now I get it!

A panic room is where you panic!

AAAHH!

OH! OH!

AAAHH!

OH! OH!

Yeah, I liked it better when it was a party room.

Wait... Not all the rations are gone.

We have the cookie crumbs.

Yay! Crumbs!

Sweetness!

All that panickin's worked me up an appetite!

We cannot eat them all at once!

We ration, yes?

Stay alive.

Maybe for weeks...

and weeks!

[raspberry]

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Those crumbs, our last hope.

We shall be nothing be the skin and the bones

when the dog eats us.

That'll learn him!

What's so scary about this dog anyways?

(PIckle & Merl): "What's so scary about the dog"?!!!

I shall never forget the first time I saw the dog...

The park, she was a paradise.

With the nuts. The sunshine.

Ooh! There I am...

Happy. And carefree.

[growls]

DAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWGGGGGG!!!!

We did everything we could!

We run, we stop, we stare, we twitch,

we shake the tails!

All of our squirrel moves.

The dog, she kept coming.

[growls]

[screaming] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow!

My story's almost úxactly the same --

except SOOOO much better!

Only the bravest, toughest bunny was brave and tough enough.

That'd be me.

[growls]

Dawg-rasslin' is tough enough,

but this was that mean, monster dog from Merl's story --

spewin' his vile toxic drool!

EEUUGGGHHHH!

So.

Much.

Drool.

[nervous laugh]

Dogs sound really fun!

I'm gonna get a look at him! Noooo!

Gull, have you heard NO-THING we say?

That dog'll grab you in his mouth and go RR-RRR-RRR!

Ooh! That sounds even more FUN!

Now I've gotta see this dog! [grunt]

[gasp]

Hello?

Hey! I can see you seeing me, seeing you, seeing me!

[distant barking]

I know that sound.

The dog, she munch the bones of the squirrel!

...or a bunny!

Ohhh!!!!!!!!

[whine]

Aww!

Panic Hug!

Hey! What's on camera six?

El diablo!

The most fearsome creature alive!

The dog.

[screaming] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaawwwww...he's adorable!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Can we go out and see if he wants to play?

Play?

This is not a game, Gull...

This is war.

If we want to defeat the dog, the plan, she is this:

we are trapped here.

The killing machine that wants to eat us, she is here.

Okay. But where's the dog?

This is the dog!!!

Nutty Buddy?

Yes!

I thought you liked Nutty Buddy!

I do like Nutty Buddy!

He is stuffy and my buddy.

And he's a nut.

Awwwww...

He's as cute as that dog out there.

I... You... It...

What Merl's tryin' to say is:

He has a plan to chase this pooch away,

probably by messin' with his super-sensitive sense of smell.

Right, Merl?

[awkwardly] Uh... Yes,

this is what I was thinking.

We just need to spread some really stinky stuff

around the stump.

The dog smells it...

[sniffing]

...and then high-tails it outta here!

Weee!

Wow!

Nutty Buddy can fly!

The plan, it requires something so foul...

so disgusting...

so stinkante...

that it repels the dog, yes?

Where would you ever EVER...

[loud fart]

...find something that smells that bad?

I still don't understand this plan,

but it's great of you guys to help me

with my dirty socks and undies!

Ok Gull, You just keep a look out for the dog!

Right!

If I see him I'll call out like this -

Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

That is a bird call!

Uh-huh.

And you, you are a bird.

Uh-huh.

So how do we tell the warning call

from the plain old bird call?

Ooh! Uh...Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

No, no, no, no, try a different warning call!

Oh! Uh...Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

I said, a different warning call!

OOOH!

UH...Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

[panting]

[screaming] DAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

...AAAAAAAWWWWWGGGG!!!!!

And now...

The dog, he runs away going,

"Ooh, my nose! It is so smelly!

I must run away!"

[panting]

Or not.

Hey look!

[giggles] He likes it.

Gull! You must get out of there!!

Huh?

Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!

Mmmmm nope...

Still don't understand.

What?!

No birds out here.

Just a big do--

Gull!!!!

[scared] Aaaaah!!!

That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen!

The dog... ate Gull?!!!!

Er, no.

He didn't eat Gull, heh...

Yet.

C'mon, Merl!

We gotta go out there and save Gull!

Yes, but let us not be too hasty.

Maybe he has the plan, yes?

If we do the waiting inside we can --

I see him!

[barking]

Whoaaa...

Gull made the dog go away!

He's my hero!

[gasp]

Huh?

The dog, she is coming back!

And she has the weapon!

GULL!!!! Save yourself!!!!!!!

Wheeee!

[grunt]

Oh no!

It's turned Gull into a chew toy.

Look!

Oh! Hey!

This is fun!

He's hugging me with his teeth!

Huuuhhh? So he is...

[laugh]

[screaming] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Open this door!

But you love the adventure, no?

[gasp]

Adventure?

Yes I do!

GULL!!!!

The dog, she is leaving.

And the gull is okay.

But more importantly, the dog is leaving!

Bye bye big doggy!

Come back and play real soon.

I have come to do the saving of you.

Now, where is the dog so I can show it the what for!

[grunting]

YOWWWWW!

Come here, hero!

Ooooooh!

Wow! That doggy drool sure is slippery!

Yep! It'll be a long time before he comes back down.

AAAHHH!

UGH!!!!!!!!!

The dog, she is bad.