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♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

Ah!

There you are my lovely senoritas!

Oooh! Whatcha got there Merl?

Some boxes?

So... what's in the boxes?

[GASP]

More boxes?

Mi amigos, tonight, there will be no danger.

No brain injuries.

Only mucho fun.

For tonight...

she is FAMILY PUZZLE NIGHT!

[crickets]

Awesome!

Puzzle night?

That doesn't sound fun at all!

[sigh]

And since when do we avoid brain injuries?

Come on PICKLE, get into it!

♪ Family Puzzle Night!- ♪

Enough!

Silencio!

What?

I always sing the intro to Family night.

Montage!

♪ FAMILY ICE-CREAM MAKING NIIIIIGHT! ♪

♪ FAMILY DEEP-SEA DIVING NIIIIIGHT! ♪

♪ FAMILY PHOTO AND LUCHA LIBRE NIIIIGHT! ♪

[lunge cry]

UGH!!!!

Say cheese!

[sigh]

Cheese!

[shudder]

Now I remember the singing.

But this family night, she is about the challenge...

of the puzzle!

Borrrring!

You will not turn THIS Family Puzzle Night

into The Family Chaos Night!

♪ Family chaos niiiight!!! ♪

[shudders]

Oh... sorry, go on.

[sigh]

The reason why the puzzle, she is so much fun, is this:

The Puzzle, she offers oh so many choices...

There are a 1000 different ways...to puzzle!

So... what are every single one of them?

Well, there is the "corner-first" method.

Very popular...

And, the "flat-piece-first" technique.

For advanced puzzlers...

And, the "curvy-first" maneuver nice...

or the take a random piece and smack it down maneuver.

And those are all the puzzle moves!

Merl...those were the most exciting 18 hours of my LIFE!

Can we go over them again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

more puzzling!

What's that you say?

You want "more puzzling?"

You wouldn't...

I am, the Puzzle King!

Viva El Puzzle!

That piece...over there!

Look! In that corner!

♪ Puzzle Night! ♪

♪ It IS Puzzle niiiiGHT- ♪

Finito!

B-b-but!

There's one piece still missing!

Yes...it is always the last piece.

It is the mystery of the puzzle-ages.

A Mystery!

Well, that MYSTERY...

is HISTORY!

Bloodhound Bunny's on the case!

[sniffing]

Now WHERE IS THAT PIECE?

[sniffing]

Hooray!

I knew you'd get into puzzle night!

PUZZLE NIIII-urk!

Ohhh...were you looking for that?

Here Merl, catch!

[proud grunt]

See?

I told you puzzle night was fun.

Ok, so maybe it wasn't so bad.

But let's turn it up a notch!

Can ya put a puzzle together while...

it's on fire?!!!

Now, now, Pickle.

We have had the fun.

But you do not want to mess TOO MUCH with The Puzzle.

[FIREY BURP]

[YELP]

The Puzzle!

She is on fire!

♪ Fire Extinguisher Night!!! ♪

[gagging]

[coughing]

Pointing the wrong way. [coughing]

I am the puzzle king, and the puzzle...

even on fire...

IT SHALL BE PUZZLED!

[yelp]

Corner!

Ouch!

Side!

Ouch! Ooo!

♪ PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ PUZZLE'S ON FIRE ON PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ MERL'S DOING A PUZZLE! ♪

♪ FINGERS ON FIRE! ♪

FINITO!

♪ ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR? ♪

♪ ON PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ PUZZLE NIGHT! ♪

♪ WOOHOO! ♪

Urk!

Ooh!

Cue the light show!

[gasp]

Well, that's rock and roll for ya.

Now that was fun, Merl!

But...let's take it up...another notch!

Another notch?!

No, I do not think another notch is a very good idea --

ANOTHER

♪ NOOOOOOOTTTCH! ♪

Takin' it up another notch!

WOO!

Better hurry, Merl!

Hmmph!

[gasp]

Finito!

I can't believe this,

but this truly is the most fun family night ever!

Woohoo!

Another notch--

The notch, she has been cranked enough, yes?

♪ Oh that crazy wacky notch has been cranked up enough ♪

♪ a doodley doo... a doo doo... ♪

You can't pull the plug on the puzzling now,

we're just getting started!

Oh no...

Let's say you were trying to... oooh,

I don't know, Puzzle this!

WHAT!?

How can this be?

That is no puzzle.

Come on Merl, you can do it!

you're the puzzle king!

I guess I could try...

Huh I did it!

Hey Merl, how about puzzling this!

Pickle!

We have had the fun, yes?

But, the universe she does not like it

when you mess with the puzzle.

What's wrong Merl,

I thought you were the puzzle king.

I am the puzzle king!

[muttering]

FINITO!

There is nothing you can "un puzzle" Pickle,

that I cannot "re puzzle".

OH YEAH!?

OH SI!

Then puzzle this!

THE PUZZLE KING!!

[muttering]

FINITO!

AND Puzzle this!

And this, and this!!

PUZZLE THIS!!

Pickle, what have you done?

[laughing maniacally]

ANNNNNND THIIIIIIIS!

Huh, Maybe that was one notch too many...

[gasps]

The universe, she has been unpuzzled

before our very eyes!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

This is...awesome!

Life is sooo much funner without gravity!

This is the best endless void ever!

Yay!

Wheee!

[GASP]

I never wanna leave!

♪ PUZZLE NIIIIIGHT! ♪

This feels freaky!

Kinda tickles.

Oh what is the point.

The fault, she is all mine -urk!

WHY! PUZZLE NIGHT!

WHYYYYYYY!

Why did you have to do this to us?

AHHHHHH!

I will NEVER puzzle again!

Merl!

Get a hold of yourself!

This, was the best family night...ever!

It was...?

And if anyone can get us home, it's you Merl!

You're the puzzle king!

You hear me?

The puzzle king!!

I have been called The Puzzle King.

Hey Merl! Puzzle up!

[panting]

YEAHHH!

See?! You can't not puzzle!

All right.

I will solve the most mysterious puzzle in the universe.

The universal puzzle!

But how...?

[gasp]

Maybe that is it!

If the universe unraveled when our STUMP was unpuzzled,

maybe we can return it to normal,

by rebuilding our stump!

Sounds like a science-y enough solution to me, Merl!

Dios mio!

How will we ever find the stump...in all this?!

We just need a way to remember

what it used to look like!

Like... the picture on a puzzle box!

Is this a good enough picture, guys?

Perfecto!

Now get puzzling and pull this universe place together!

Time to puzzle!

The last piece!

It's the mystery of the puzzle ages!

[gagging]

Ahhhhhhhh!

The universe, she has been puzzled!

Welcome home ol' pal! [struggles]

[sighs]

It is good to be home.

And I think everything... is going to be okay!

Guys!?

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Is it just me...

or does everything seem weirder than usual?

It's just you.

Don't worry, Gull.

G-ohhhh...

If anyone can fix ya up, it's Merl!

The puzzle-king...of the universe!

Right Merl?

Uh...Merl?

Back into the darkness my little senoritas!

Where you will not cause no more problems!

[pounding sounds]

The tub!

She overflows!

[screams] AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[laughs]

I am never taking the bath

with you two again!

[laughs]

That was most amazing thing I've ever seen!

Uh... in a bathtub.

Amazing? I think not!

You destroyed Renaldo.

Slippy!

Wahoooo!

[screams] Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Yeah!

Now that was the best bath time party,

I've ever been too!

[grunts]

Party?!

There was no party, just you two causing the trouble.

What?

I was doing my best to save you.

Youuu, rrruined Renaldo!

[smack lips]

Hey, why does my beak taste like shampoo?

Anybody?

Anybody?

Huh?

Weird.

[smack lips]

Duh, yes.

What happened in the tub...

she was the worst bath time disaster!

Merl! What tub were you in?!

It was the most awesome bath time adventure ever!

This is not the bath time I remember!

Guys! Guys!

Guys!

Hold it!

Ooo, I can smell it.

Go on.

I will tell you the tale, if you will oblige.

[applause]

The bathwater was warm that day my friends.

Too warm.

I was preparing for the thrilling -- but cautious --

floatie-fun-time with Renaldo, my trusty ducky!

Hmm...the float-readiness scan, she is positive!

Renaldo is tub-worthy.

Hey Merl!

Look at me!

[gasps]

I'm floaty.

Tub safety!

Numero uno!

[grunts]

There is no safety, without the pain.

Renaldo... he is more than just the ducky.

He is like the safest ocean liner in the world.

Completely unsinkable.

I'm the King of the squirrel!!!

[SLURPS]

Ah, nothing could be more relaxing and safe!

Avast for rubber booty mateys!

And uh..ducky ho!

Argh!!!

[screams] Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[cheers]

Ay ay ay!

El pirato muy stinkante!

It was about to become the worst bath-time tragedy

known to squirrel-kind!

I knew what I had to do.

Viva, the unsinkable squirrel!

[struggling grunts]

Arggh! He's a-getting away!

Stop hi-

Stop him!

[laugh]

What are you laughing at!?

I didn't say anything funny!

Arr!

[laugh]

[grunts]

Aahh!

Nuh uh!

That's not the bath time I remember!

[gasps]

UGH!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell ya how it really happened!

I was having a bubble blast in the ol' tub.

Look at me Pickle, I'm floaty.

When my secret, emergency immediate response alarm

went off!

[laughs]

[gasps]

My secret, emergency immediate response alarm is going off!

I knew...what I had to do!

[inhale]

Good evening 00-Pickle.

Satellite images have revealed a floatie duck in the middle

of the Med-Tub-arranean which has been compromised.

A floatie duck in peril?

Sounds dangerous - just the way I like it.

Yes. Quite.

Your mission: SAVE IT!

Oh, and bring back some fish and chips.

And some tea!

And some tea for Nigel!

That Floatie Duck was in trouble!

But not from pirates...

from something much worse!

The evil...DR. BLOWFISH!

[evil laughs]

Didn't your blowfish parents tell you not to swim

with sharp objects?

[coughing]

My spy-tricks were top-notch!

It didn't take long to turn those evil blowfish...

into comedy gold!

Bullseye!

Uh...Blowfish-eye!

Blowfish agents! Get that spy!

Um...I don't remember ordering lunch?

Anyone?

Giant clam delivery?

Hua!!

[grunts]

Okay boys! Prepare to get shelled!

Ah come on. "Shelled?"

Is that the best you can come up with?

Time to clam up!

It's clammer time!

Muscle power!!!

Clam you dig it?

Blah! Take that!

And that!

And maybe some of this!

And a pinch o' that!

[laughs]

You're mine now.

[laughs]

[gasps]

Where's your clever banter now, 00-Pickle?

[gasps]

No last words?

Only one.

And it ain't even that clever.

Um, ok then.

Are you gonna say it now or are ya...

um go 'head.

Lobster.

Huh?

What do you mean... "lobster?"

[grunts]

UGH!!!!!!!

[grunts]

Help!

S.O.S. Save One Squirrel!

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa--

[gasp]

That's not right!

That's not what happened!

I'll tell you what really happened!

We're hit!

Don't get cocky kid.

Uh...Gull?

Wrong fantasy.

Oh! Riiiiiiight.

It all started when I came from a shopping trip to the dump...

I was soooo happy!

Ooh!

Does my voice really sound like that?

Echo!

Echo!

Mmmm.

Oooooooh...Floaty.

Wow.

And I thought the bottom of the toilet tank was majestic!

[party sounds]

Hey! Check out my "party germs!"

Woohoooooo!

And I was like...

Hey, Party Germs!

Don't start the bathtub party without me!!

[cheers]

Part-ayyyyyyyyy!

When Gull hear da music...

Gull gotsta dance!

♪ Na-na-na-na-na- Na-na-na-na- Na-na-na-na- ♪

Awe!!!

Why does that keep happening!?

I got ya now, guys!

Balloon-poppers!

No need for sticker shock.

Oh yeah, I had a party to save.

And I knew what I had to do.

PIN THE GERM ON THE DUCKY!

ECHOOOO!

They weren't blowfish pirates or blowfish spies.

They were just plain old germs!

GERMS!?!?!?!

AHHHHHHH!

[laughs]

And then I was knocked into the sun.

[screams] AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

That is not the bath time I remember!

Yeah! Me neither!

Yeah! She neither!

The bath time details, we disagree on!

But we all agree on what happened...next!

A rogue wave washed me into the sea.

Nuh uh.

Soooo wrong Merl!

The evil Dr. B tried to blow up the entire ocean

with his bathtub doomsday device!

'Cause I remember something COMPLETELY different-like.

[glug-glug-glug...]

Turbo fart!

[giggles]

I gotta admit... whatever happened,

that was one fun bath time!

Oh yeah!

My favourite part...was the cannonball

Ahhh...the

[FART]

We'll never forget you,

[FART]

Ah! We get the point!

I, on the other paw, stand by my previous vow:

I am never having the bath time with you two, again!

Well...how about if next bath-time,

you get to be 00-Merl!

Hmmm?

Last one in the tub, she is a stinky washcloth!

Hey Merl! Pull my feather!

All right. That sounds harmless.

[LOUD FART] Wooo!

I am never having the bath time with you two, again!