Original subtitles

♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[yawns]

[slurp]

[sigh]

Let's find a nice show we all can watch.

Hey! I was watching that.

[slurping]

One channel, Pickle!

OOH!

Maybe you'll like this channel?

Sure.

Oh wait! This one's even better!

Si.

Or this one?

Sure.

Or this one?

Okaaaay.

[slurps]

[thirst quenched sigh]

This one?

Si.

Uh oh, gotta go pee now!

Or this one!

OR this one!

Any channel, Pickle!

Just stay there!

Except this one...

Ooh!

This is my favourite show!

♪ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪

[giggles]

Sing it, Gull!

♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪

Ay-yi-yi!

♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪

[grunt]

ENOUGH!

I need silencio!

I can't hold it any longer!

♪ Eeeee ♪

OH I gotta go pee!

[panting]

Now where did I put that potty?

[whimpers]

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go peeeeeee!

POTTY TIME!

HELP!

I'm nowhere near the somewhere I need to be here!

Gull, he is LOST again?

Aye, the stump, she is NOT that big.

UH perha--

Bathroom's down the hall to the right!

You'll find it!

Go, Gull, go!

Yeahhhhh!

... but he never finds it.

I have faith in him.

[telephone ringing]

You got Merl!

[listens] Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

It is Gull. He is lost again.

Bathroom's down the hall and to the right!

[pants]

[telephone ringing]

You got Merl!

Uh huh.

He asks: "What's a hall?"

This may require --

[excitedly] A search party?

With walkie talkies!

And flashlights!

And helicopters!

[helicopter sounds]

Trust me people: If we don't find him in the first 48 hours,

he's as good as gone!

He could have frostbite!

He could be surrounded by bears!

He could be glued to a yak!

He could be listening to a harmonica!

Call in the bloodhounds!

And the psychics!

And --

Or... We can just make him a map.

Mmm, we could do that.

Orrrr we could make a map!

Vamos muchacha!

[grunt]

[groan]

smile!

[giggles]

[screams] Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

It needs more of... [grunt]

...my stuff!

Guys! It's getting worse!

The map...

She is done.

Whew!

Oh just in time!

OK!

[grunt]

Gull!

No!

You USE the map to help you find the bathroom!

Oh... really???

Yes.

[groan]...

Hey, is this little door here the potty?

What little door?

This door.

She was no here this morning.

Ooh!

I guess when I put all my map stuff on all your map stuff,

it made up a whole new map of stuff

that never even existed before!

Or...

We just never noticed it.

That door could be the entrance to our future selves!

When we're made of cheese and gum-balls!

Well I can't hold it any longer!

[alarmed] Aye!

What is this?!?!

Just me.

I'm gonna bust at both ends soon.

Doesn't seem safe in there.

Maybe there's an adventure in there!

Maybe there's a potty in there!

Ah.

Interesting architecture, no?

Possibly from the late Lavatorial Period.

The Lost Civilization of Latrine!!!

[gasp]

It's potty paradise!

[gasp]

Oh no...not...the drowning pool.

Oh, yeah! The splashy pool!

Yes! The peeing pool!

No Peeing in the Pool!

It will anger the toilet gods.

LOOK! The great faucet.

We must shut it off!

A Giant Faucet?!!

Ooh-ooh-ooh!

Let me turn it! Let me turn it!

[grunting]

I have to pee. I have to pee! I have to pee!

[whining]

The water!

She reaches the mouth!

How you say, "Glug" --

[gurgle]

Hold on, fellas!

It's Pickle Time!!!

[coughing]

All good.

No, it is not.

[scream] Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHH!

Hold on, fellas!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[gasps]

The bathmat! El Mold!

El Mildew!!

[spitting]

[grunt]

[gasp]

I gotta peeeeeee!

[echoing]: I gotta peeeeeee!!!! I gotta peeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[whimpering]

All the drowning and drinking, yes?

It makes me have to go too...

Yeah, me too!

Toilet, so sparkly!

Toilet, so clean!

Toilet, so...uh...

TOILET!

[gasp]

Are you wearing your shirt as a diaper, Gull?

Just in case!

WAIT!

I sense a trap!

C'mon Merl,?

Pee-pee dance on over!

It's fun!

NO! This pee-pee dance...

it will throw me off!

What's holdin' ya up?

Phew!

[muffled grunting]

Huh?

Okay.

[muffled grunting]

WAIT!

The throne, it could be booby trapped!!

[grunt]

(slow motion) Nooooo!

I got this!

Hmmm.

She is safe?!

GULL!

I was just checkin' the flusher!

[screams] Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Muy grande!

[panting]

[grunting]

[relieved sigh]

[gasp]

Blow dryers...

Why did it have to be blow dryers.

AAAK!

[groan]

WHEEEE!

[grunt]

AHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHH!

OH, so that's what's inside the medicine cabinet.

[gasp]

Wait!

We should all take a moment here

to a-peach...he...ate...

"Appreciate?"

Yeah, that.

We'll eat-the-peach for what we just been through together.

This map worked!

It showed us a way to the toilet,

and it also showed me how much fun I could have

with my bestest friends.

Yes, I guess I did find the shortcut.

And I had me a fur-burnin' adventure!

Legendary.

That's right guys.

You see, sometimes, perhaps you need to get a little lost

in order to truly find yourself.

Welp!

I guess I won't be needing this any longer.

Huh?

What are you doing?

GULL!? NOOOOOO!!!

[toilet flush] What?

Gull, what have you done?

The toiletto, she is plugged!

UH, don't worry guys, I can fix this!

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

Hmmm.

Uh I'll be right back with the toilet plunger.

Umm. Guys, h-helloooo.

I-I think I'm lost again!

[screaming] Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[Stammering]

[SCREAM] AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A ghost!

Oh, it's just...

A ghost that looks like a butt!

[snoring]

[snores]

[sighs]

[gasp]

[snores]

There!

I tuck you in so you are nice and cozy...

And so you cannot escape!

[snores]

[gasp]

This, it is not possible.

But it is!

Gull!

I must have the sleep.

Now!

In the morning, I do the Competition.

Squirrels around the globe,

they see who is the best at storing the nuts!

To win, I must be fast!

And to be fast, I must be ready!

And the ready, it needs the sleep!

I MUST GET THE SLEEP!!!!

And I cannot get the sleep,

if you are doing the sleeping in my bed!

So... Adios!

B-b-but I can't sleep in my bed, Merl!

That's where all the m-m-m-monsters are!!!

Gull, there are NO monsters!

Yuh-huh.

I saw one in the corner of the room.

And a ghost in the mirror!

A ghost that looked like a...butt!

Aye, Que Loco!

The monsters, the ghosts, they are only in the mind.

Uhh... The what?

The brain?

Huh?

The mushy part.

[gasp]

It does the thinking...

It is like a little voice talking to you.

Oh-ho-ho-ha.

That thing?

I never listen to THAT.

[chuckles]

I mean... C'mon, Merl.

[sigh]

Let me put this another way:

the ghosts, the monsters, they make the noise, yes?

Especially the ghosts that look like the butt.

Oh, yeah.

See that makes sense.

[gasp]

Yeeeiiii!

UGH!!!!!!!!!!

Monster in the corner!

[yawns]

[gasping]

See? It is just Pickle.

There is no monster in the corner.

Can't be a monster inna corner.

úCause monsters don't hide in corners.

They hide under your bed.

G'night.

OH, hehe, whew....

Hehe...

Only monsters... un...der bed...?"

[SCREAMS] AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[struggles]

[panic]

[SCREAMS] AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[grunts]

See?

No place for monsters to hide now!

Ooh! Pretty!

No, not "pretty."

Organized.

I do the practice for the contest.

[gasp]

She begins in just a few short hours!

[groans]

Ooh! I bet you'll win, Merl.

Gull....

Go to bed.

Oh, right.

Oh ok... I-I will.

Night Merl.

[groans]

Ah, at last.

The sleep.

[startled]

What is it now?

Monsters! In the closet!

[groaning]

There!

The closet--

she is monster-proofed!

Now go to SLEEP!

[growls]

Ahhh....

[nervously whispering] Merl... wake up!

Monster! Teeth!

Goin'...

[makes teeth gnashing sounds]

[mutters]

Who goes there, with the...

[makes gnashing sound]

...of the teeth?

[gnashing]

Ah, it is just Pickle again.

[nervous laughter] You see?

No monster teeth here.

Yeah, an' besides...

Monsters don't go...

[makes gnashing sound]

...with their teeth.

That'd give ya too much of a warning.

[nervous chittering]

They're MUCH sneakier than that.

What do you mean?

She means no-thing.

Exactly.

You won't hear nuthin' útil that monster

SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU and sinks his teeth into you!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[munching noises]

G'night!"

YEEEEEEEE!

Stop this, Pickle.

You must say something to calm us-- er,

I mean to calm the Gull down!

You scared too, Merl?

Well, don't worry.

Most monsters are really, really BIG!

[thunder sounds]

And really, really BIG monsters can't get into our stump.

WHEW!

That's a relief!

'Course them little ones might.

G'night!

W-what kind of "little ones"?

Oh, no need to get your feathers in a bunch.

There's only one or two of úem.

Not a worry.

So these two monsters, the little ones,

they have the names?

Well, didja ever heara the Booger Man?

You mean the "Boogey Man," yes?

No, the Booger Man.

He's a meany.

But don't worry, he only comes around

if someone wipes their boogers three times

on the same piece of furniture.

And none of us'd ever do that.

Gull, you use the tissue, yes?

Wha?

Oh yeah, you got it Merl. Gull, the tissue!

Huh? Oh yeah yeah yeah.

USE THE TISSUES!!

Well, I dunno anybody

who wipes their boogers on anything.

So I guess we're safe!

I think I need to wipe down the furniture.

That might help Merl,

but there's no guarantee that it will.

Tell me Pickle!

Is there anything else I should know about

this uhh "Booger Man?"

Oh yeah, he never goes anywhere without his sidekick,

the monster with a million names!

[yelps]

Some call him the Gas Goblin.

Most times he's silent but deadly.

[gulp]

Other times, he makes a funny squeak, sort of like this!

[yelps]

And if you hear that sound, be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Because a few seconds after you HEAR that...

the Cushion Creeper --

You mean...

The Gas Goblin?

Yeah, him.

You hear that, and then you'll smell him.

Are we still talk about the Goblin of the Gas?

Right. The Stink Monster!

He sneaks into yer house.

And then...

Then what?

And then nobody knows,

except that he won't leave until sunrise.

But since none of us wiped our boogers anywhere,

we got nuthin' to worry about.

G'night!

Good night!

Gull, perhaps I sleep in your bed --

ah just in case you're getting the frightening again.

Oh, it's okay, Merl.

I'm good.

Besides, you gotta be fresh for your Nutty Nut Stuff tomorrow.

No, Gull, I insist.

It's a--

[gasp]

[fart sounds]

[sniffs]

The Gas Goblin!!!

Ugh!

Get away, Goblin of the Gas!!

Gull, wake up!

Booger-booger-booger...

[SCREAMS] AHHHHH!!!!!!

Are you the...

B-B-Booger Man?

What do you think?

[laughs]

[yelps]

The Goblin of the Gas, I got rid of him.

Nobody gets rid of the old Barking Spider that easily.

You mean...

The Gas Goblin?

Yeah, that's what I said.

The Wind of Wonders!

[fart sound]

Miss me?

[laugh]

[screams] AHHHHHH!!!!!!

[laughing]

[pants]

[sigh]

Booger-booger-booger!

[screams] AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[pants]

WAIT! I know!

The tissue box!

I must clean up the furniture!

Looking for something?

You think it's going to help you but it's not.

Get it?

"Itsnot".

[laugh]

Pickle! Gull!

Wake up.

Help me!

Come on!

Gull!

Pickle?

Where are you?

Merl!

We've been booger-ed!"

Actually...I kind of like it!

No!

Ready or snot, here we come!

The monsters, they are real!

I believe!

The dawn.

I must make it to the dawn.

I can still save us all!

[sniffing]

Wait!

Ugh it is like someone has made the Dutch Oven

under my covers.

Booger-booger-booger!!!

Wake up Merl!

[gasps]

You're havin' a bad dream.

You were NOT stuck to the ceiling by the Booger Man?

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

Ah, the sun.

I have never been so happy to see the dawn!

Dawn? That's not dawn.

You're all turned around, Merl.

That's the sun setting!

Yeah!

You slept through the whole day!

The whole day?

I missed the Nut competition?!

Now it is the night again?!

Hey, look on the bright side.

You're just in time for dinner.

And we're havin' baked beans!

Ha-ha-ha!

[SCREAMS] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Booger, booger-booger!!!

[SCREAMS] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!