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♪ Let's go on an adventure! ♪

♪ That isn't very wise! ♪

[laughs]

I love you guys.

Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

♪ This is getting crazier! ♪

♪ It's like we're Endangered.... ♪

♪ Species! ♪

[mumbles]

[gasps] My nuts!

UGH!!!!!!!

Merl? Gull!

What're you doing inside Permanent Archive Cabinet 13?

Oh, uh...

Trying to help?

You are lost again, no?

Um... No?

My prized collection of nuts, it is no place for you.

Ooh! Is that what this is?

Oh, tell me more!

Tell me more!

Well, okay, I tell you.

Yaaay!

Every Great Nut Collection, she begins with...

The Nut...

Then The Storage...

And then...

The Documentation.

I have, beechnuts, peanuts, chestnuts,

Argentinian marshmallow nuts, hazelnuts, pine nuts,

spider nuts, sugar-free diet nuts, neon nuts, kola nuts,

the peek-a-boo shell pecan nut, gummy nuts, sushi nuts,

pistachios in every color of the rainbow.

And some sweet, sweet cashews.

Bless you.

Huh?

Uh... and finally, the ultimate prize nut of my nut collection,

The Stunted Nut.

Nutty, buddy.

Whoaaaa...

Collections are funnnnn!

Oh, wish I could collect stuff.

What's stoppin' ya, Gull?

Umm...

I don't know what to collect.

This, mi amigo, is the easy part.

Simply find what you love the most in the world --

and then collect EVERY single thing related to it!

Hmm... What do I love mostest?

Oooh.

Hehe, Ok, ok.

Um, Unicorn... dinosaurs...

flying saucers...

Wait. Go back.

[gasps]

My friends!

That's it!

I know what I love the mostest!

Hehe, hehe.

Now I need to start collecting!

Huh?

Huh?

Hmm.

[screams]

Wha'cha doing, Gull?

Aw, you caught me.

I found what I love mostest in the world -- my friends!

Hey, I remember this...

And this...

[chuckling]

And I really remember this.

[laughs]

Most of my junk is kinda, junk.

But Merl has lots of cool stuff.

Maybe you should make a collection of just Merl stuff.

Really? Ya think so?

Yeah.

I can even help you with it.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

The Nut whisperer will be right back after these messages.

Hmm? What is going on in --

[screams]!

The mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

The madness!

What are you doing with my Nutty Buddy?

Duh, why Merl?

Did you need him? Whoa, Gull!

You need to preservate the integrity of your collection!

In...tegger...teeee...?

Alright, look: give me back my --

[Fart Sound]

[laughs]

Ah... I must... uh...

You still got it whoopee cushion!

I dunno, Pickle.

Maybe I should give Merl his stuff back.

"Givin' stuff back"'s

the total opposite of collecting, ain't it?

Yeah! Wait, no.

Duh, yes?

We need to display your collection

all proper-like, Gull.

[gasps]

Gull, we need to make a Merl Museum.

Yeahhhhh!

We're gonna make Merl soooo happy!

Ah, Now this makes me happy.

I tie the beeb, I eat the cake.

What?!

Hey!

[chuckles]

Where are you going with my lunchy!

Aye!

What is this?

It's my collection of "Merl-o-bilia!"

Welcome to the Merl-Museum!

[growls]

Okay. You two have had the fun, but you must stop

the STEALING OF MY STUFF!

You will[gasp]no more.

Y'know what that means...?

No!!! I do not!

Merl relics have just became REALLY rare!

[gasps]

Better increase security!

[grunts]

[growls]

The velvet ropes --

they are everywhere!

Who put all this stuff around my bed?

Stop touching the exhibit, please.

That is no exhibit.

It is my bed!

And we're gonna keep it just like it was

the last time you slept in it!

Sorry, you'll have to leave now.

Museum's closed.

What?!

But this is MY ROOM!

Where am I supposed to sleep?

UGH!!!!!!

[growls]

Huh?

[grunts]

No touching the exhibits.

That's no exhibit that's my bed.

[sigh]

That blinky light, it makes it too hard to sleep.

Oh, and I cannot get to sleep

without my little Stuffy Nutty Buddy.

Oh... ah!!!

That is it!

I am going to get my Nutty Buddy back!

[alarm wailing]

Uh, sorry Ma'am -- but the Merl Museum is closed.

[grunts]

But I can't get to sleep

without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy.

Merl, it's a museum -- not a "li-bary."

Yeah, Merl.

I mean...

ahDoi....

Then why do both of you get to sleep in your beds?

Cuz we're the museum night guards!

Sorry, Merl, but the Merl Museum will be open again

in the morning.

Nutty Buddy!!!

[growls]

That is it!

They have pushed Merl too far with this collecting.

I will break into my own museum...

ah I mean, bedroom, and get back my Nutty Buddy.

[hums]

[yawns]

[screams] Ahhh!

UGH!!!!!!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[snores]

Nutty Buddy!

"Museum this way."

"Street luge track now open?"

What's a street luge track?

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[screams] AHHHHH!!!!!!!

Eh, two, nuts.

[grunts]

[sigh]

Yeeee-owwwww!

Ha HA!

Stay calm, Nutty Buddy. I shall save you--

[SCREAMS] AHHHHH!!!!!!

[gasps]

[Alarm wailing]

Stop! Whattaya doin'!?

I NEED MY NUTTY BUDDY!

Why is it so dark in here?

Oh!!!!!!

[giggles]

Oh, you're gonna LOVE this Merl!

Yeah!

You're the first to ride the Merl Museum's latest attraction,

"A day in the life of Merl".

But I am MERL!

Huh?

What is happening?

The bathroom, she is moving!

Ho...okay.

It is morning time.

I am waking up.

This is not so bad.

Wait, Gull, what're you doing with my stuff?

Get away security camera.

Ah! Security lasers.

Ahh!

Not the street luge track!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wow! "Merl's Life" yeah it's really loud!

And we ain't even got to the part of Merl's day

that always ends in disaster.

Disaster?

Nutty Buddy!

Hehe, yup, Merl's GOTTA love that.

One please.

Sure thing Gull!

You're our best customer!

[sighs]

What's wrong, Gull?

Uh... Not sure.

Something just seems to be...

I dunno... missing?

How can that be?

We made the best "Museum of Merl" ever!!!

Yeah, but it makes me miss...Merl.

[sighs] I know.

I miss him too.

But he should fall out of orbit one of these days, right?

You know, Nutty Buddy...

there are many worse things than being stuck

in the outer space, yes?

It is peaceful.

Quiet.

I can relax and eat the space nuts...

WHOAAAA!

[screams] AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[groans]

Yes! The Squirrel has landed!

Merl!

Ohohoho, I am so happy to see you!!!

Pickle and I were so carried away with savin' all your stuff,

that we forgot to save you!

[grunts]

[coughs]

What I think Gull's tryin' to say, Merl is...

We should get rid of this insufferable museum?

No, we should put Merl on display!

Yeah we should!

No!!!

[panting]

Why are you doing this?

Hehe, because we love you sooo much!

And we miss you too!

But I am right here!

Oh, you know you want to!!!

Aaaahhhhh!!!

Ah, Spring!

My favourite time of the year!

Time for

The Spring Cleaning!

But you just spring cleaned yesterday,

and the day before

[coughing]

and the day before that

[coughing]

and the day before that...

Yay!!! I finally founded him!

My long-lost, twin brother!

[muttering nervously] Yes, yes very nice.

That is fantastico Gull, but I am very busy

with the spring cleaning!

Ah!

The bedroom, there's bound to be a mess to address, yes?

[chuckles]

It's springtime?

Ooh!

Did you say you found your long-lost, twin brother

that I never heard of before?

When can I meet him? Huh? When???

[gasp]

How's about right now!?

[chuckles]

I brought him home with me.

Say hello to... my brother!

[rooster cackle]

He looks just like you!

I know!

Isn't he awesome!?

[chuckles]

You know everyone must appreciate

a clean and tidy bedroom.

Ohh, hola my nutty little senoritas.

Are you all nice and cozy in your secret nut vault?

[kiss]

I'll see you in the wintertime.

Hasta luego.

I always believed I had a brother somewhere!

This egg has to be him!

That's sooooo amazing!!!

Where'd you find him?

In the place where I was born!

The most special place... ever!

The warm dirt diaper pile!

Mmm...

Reminds me of... fambly!

Wait! What's this!?

"Mother's Finest Eggses"

[gasp]

Could it be...?

WOW!

Oh-oh, what's his name? Gull!

No, that's your name.

Gill?

What a great name!

Okay, Gull and Gill.

Smile for a picture with your brother!

Queue the brother montage!

♪

YAAAA!

[giggles]

♪

Look out!

Pew pew pew pew-gah!

You got me!

[munching]

♪

[yawns]

[loudly snoring]

[sigh]

Sleep tight, brothers.

[startled]

Aww, I love you too, brother.

[loudly snoring]

[sniff]

Mmm... What's that smell?

[sniff]

Mornin' Merl!

Oh! Buenos Dias!

Wow! Smells great, Merl!

All that excitement yesterday with ... my brother

[giggle]

made me sooo hungry.

[munching]

Bueno. There is omelet for all.

[slurping]

Mmmmm... omelet.

[munching]

OMELET?!?!?!?!

I wake up. I see couch.

A giant egg.

Why is it there?

I know not.

So... I cook it.

[stammering] Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

That egg was my BROTHER!!

But how could that egg be his brother?

[sobbing]

Better go check on those nuts...

Merl?

Oh no...

What are you doing Merl?

Gull gobbled Gill and now he's grievin'!

But all I did was cook the breakfast!

I did nothing!

Except, you did kind of make him eat his own brother!

But how could that egg be his brother!?

[sobs]

Gull was so happy thinking that egg was his brother!

[sigh]

[wailing]

Gull, per favor...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sobbing]

Hmmm...

Stop!

The egg...is not your brother!

You see?

The carton: for chicken eggs!

[sniffling]

Were YOU born in the chicken egg carton?

Hmm?

Maybe... I don't remember.

[sobbing]

But it... you!

C'mon, Merl, you need to stop blamin' yourself for this

HUH?

And help me make Gull happy again.

I did NOTHING.

It was a chicken egg!!!

A CHICKEN egg!

Ohhh how can I convince him?

[wails]

Hmmm... I may have an idea...

[sighs]

Humiliating!

[knocking]

[whispering] You look great.

Ooh! What a surprise!

There's someone here to see you, Gull!

Poor little brother, oh look at you.

[sobbing].

I am a chicken.

Bok, Bok.

And you have something that belongs to me, Bok bok.

Huh?

The chicken egg.

That came from a chicken.

Because I AM a chicken, as you see.

Bawk bawk bawk bawk?

A say chicken...you know.

Bawk bawk bawk bawk!

[heavy sigh]

Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!!!!

OOOH!

Isn't this exciting Gull?

A real live chicken in our house!?

Uhh... Yeah!

[chuckles]

Bawk Bawk Bawk!!

Check out his funky chicken moves!

BAWK BAWK BAWK!!

Say... Chicken?

What are you doing?

Can you not tell?

BOCK!

I am laying the egg!

Ooh I want to see this!

Uhh...Ya sure about that, Chicken???

Bawk bawk bawk bawk!

[struggling squeezing sounds]

[loud fart]

Oops...

[sniffs]

Wait a minute...

You ARE a chicken!

Huh?

Ah... I mean, yes, I am.

And you have something that belongs to me!

Ohhh... I left my egg in a carton in the dumpster.

[gasp]

Near the... dirty diapers.

[screams]

That was YOUR egg?

Oh no!

Oh no! I can't believe it!

I thought I ate my family, but I actually ate your family!

Oh no!!!

Uhh... No worries.

I go make more.

Oh No!

You can't leave!

I feel so bad!

You MUST forgive me.

You are forgiven.

Adios!

[yelps]

Yeah, Chicken, you can't leave.

Ya gotta help him get over eating your egg!

What?!?!?

Oh please? I feel so terribles!

[heavy sigh]

C'mon, come on!

[sobbing]

Hmmm?

[sigh]

Maybe I stay.

Yippee!!!

I get to help you get over me eating your egg!

Smile!

Brother montage!

[screams]

♪

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giggling]

♪

[laughing]

[munching]

[growls]

[giggling]

[yelling]

MY NUTS!

Enough! I can't take it!

Uh-oh!

Gull, I am NOT a chicken!!

I am Merl!

Merl?..Not...Chicken?

I am NOT A CHICKEN!

I am A SQUIRREL.

I just dressed up like this because of the egg!

Oh. So, you mean to tell me...

That was actually a SQUIRREL EGG?!

No! IT'S A CHICKEN EGG!

That is why I dressed up as A CHICKEN!

What?!

Were you trying to, like... trick me?

Yes. Lie to me?

Yes.

[GASP]

Betray me?

Well... But...

But... How could you do this to me?

(Both): It was her idea.

Both of you knew...?

We were only trying to help.

[gasping]

That is the most AMAZING thing anybody's ever done for me.

Hey, you're welcome.

[giggles]

Sorry you don't have a brother, Gull.

Oh yes I do Merl, after what you did today, I feel like...

you're my brother now!

Me!?

Well... ok.

YAY!

Now let's revisit the place where we were born...

Brother!

[groans]

Come on! Let's roll around in those warm dirty diapers!

HUH?

WHAT!?

NOOOOO!!!

♪

Come on Merl!

[struggling]

This is where the fun begins!

I don't know...

AAHH!

Aww, just like one big happy family!

Brother photo time!

Smile Merl!