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[ Fly buzzing ]
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[ Elevator humming ]
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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I can't fucking believe
we have to fucking work
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on fucking Labor Day.
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It's like everyone died.
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Except worse,
because they didn't.
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At least there are fewer
distractions here than at home.
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I can't believe Kate and John
gave us an assignment
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due the day
after Labor Day.
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This is corporate fascism,
and we are big-time victims.
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In fairness, they did give us
the assignment two months ago.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
What were we supposed to do?
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Evenly spread out the work
over the course of a few weeks?
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You're right. That's crazy.
We are big-timevictims.
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Thank you! [ Scoffs ]
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[ Ding! ]
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[ Singsong voice ]
It's beginning to look
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a lot like Labor Day.
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Now that we have
every light source
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in the building running
through one outlet,
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let's write this speech
about reducing
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Hampton DeVille's
carbon footprint.
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God, it's hot in here.
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I forgot they turn the A/C off
over the weekend.
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Why did we even wear
suits today? Nobody's here.
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I guess I was sort of
on autopilot this morning.
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Most of the time, I'm barely
paying attention
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to what I'm doing.
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Sometimes I don't even
realize I'm at work
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until I'm leaving
for the day.
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[ Slurps ] Oh!
That coffee's from Friday.
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If we're gonna be trapped
here on a holiday,
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let's at least
be comfortable.
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Okay, we know basically
what they need to say.
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Let's just throw some stuff
out there.
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All right.
How about this?
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"Hi. I'm Kate,
and this is John,
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and we're responsible
for a string of murders
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across Central Florida
in 2003."
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"Hi. I'm Kate, and this is John,
and for the next few minutes,
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try not to imagine us
having terrifying sex."
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Hi. I'm Kate,
and this is John,
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and we flew here today
on a private fucking jet
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to tell you about how the
environment is in trouble.
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Are you giving a speech or
guiding a plane on the tarmac?
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I'm using my hands
to speak.
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Any good public speaker
will tell you
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that the hands are
the mouth of the torso.
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No one will
tell you that.
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But if they did,
they would use...their hands.
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Okay. How about this
for a second sentence?
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"Hampton DeVille
is going green."
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Ohh!
Powerful. Sorkin-esque.
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This is really starting
to come together.
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I'm hungry.
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Oh, are you?
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Yeah. I are.
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[ Drawers sliding ]
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♪♪
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Ooh!
Really fancy cookies.
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I think Grace knew
we would do this
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and she left those there
for us to find.
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I can't think of another
reason they'd be here.
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What else does she
have in here?
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-Oh, my God.
-Mmm.
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Is this a mouse...house?
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Whoa. This is crazy.
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The attention to detail
is shocking.
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Is that a coffee table
made of staples?
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That's Grace's portrait on
the wall above the mouse's bed.
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Is that a dart board
with a cat's face on it?
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It's clever.
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The floor's made
of popsicle sticks.
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This must have taken
hundreds of hours.
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It's a mouseterpiece.
Okay.
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You think you know someone
for years,
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and then you see something
like this, and you're like,
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"I don't know who this person
is, and I never did."
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I don't think I'll ever
recover from seeing this.
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Okay. We should really
get back to work.
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Definitely.
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[ Clanking ]
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Whoa.
This guy's been busy.
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Matt: Jackpot!
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[ Tchaikovsky's "Piano Concerto
No. 1 in B flat minor" playing ]
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Wait, Matt.
That's a Christmas tin.
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That popcorn
is nine months old.
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See? That's where
you're wrong.
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But don't worry.
Popcorn doesn't expire.
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It's like yogurt.
Oh!
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"I had the dream again.
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Christian told me
I had good taste in music.
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The feeling was unlike anything
else I've ever experienced.
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The next thing I knew,
I was flying,
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soaring, in fact, sitting
on Christian's shoulders,
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and I had no idea where
I left my bikini top."
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Okay.
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It's tasteful.
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Whoa. That's a lot
of stress balls.
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Are these bite marks?
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We should really
get back to work.
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[ Hollow clanking ]
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Best moment of my life
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was hitting a home run
in Little League.
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I was 9, and I was
terrible at baseball.
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Awful.
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But then, one time at bat,
I stepped up to the plate,
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swung as hard as I could,
and blasted it over the fence!
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Nobody on my team had hit
a home run all season.
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But there I was,
Fatty Matty,
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standing at home plate
stunned -- Puhh! --
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as the ball
flew over the fence.
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I have never again
felt anything
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even really approaching
the joy that I felt that day.
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Your life would be a Greek
tragedy if it weren't so boring.
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All right, one more pitch,
and then let's get back to work.
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♪♪
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[ Crack! ]
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Whoo!
Fatty Matty does it again!
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[ Doors creaking ]
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♪♪
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Is that...a dinosaur?
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[ Distant thud ]
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Did you hear
something?
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Christian: No, working from home
wasn't really an option.
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Too many distractions.
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I never should have bought
that rock tumbler.
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Yeah. [ Laughs ]
I don't know why I agreed
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to give this speech
in the first place.
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I mean, the last thing
I fucking need
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is another fucking honorary
degree from fucking Harvard.
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[ Laughs ] I know.
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All right.
Uh, talk soon, Eminem.
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♪♪
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[ Thud ]
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♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
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♪ Pretty bubbles in the air
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♪ They fly so high
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♪ Nearly reach the sky
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♪ Then, like my dreams,
they fade and die ♪
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[ Clears throat ]
Good evening.
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I'm Christian DeVille.
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This honorary degree
from Harvard
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is going to sit
in the trunk of my car.
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Oh, come on, Chrissy.
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Okay.
Um, I'm Christian DeVille.
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And I was rejected by Harvard.
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But that didn't stop me
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from becoming
a self-important asshole.
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♪♪
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You're a wizard, Christian.
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So you're going to Hogwarts.
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[ Gasps ] Ohh!
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You're looking quite handsome
tonight, Professor McGonagall.
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Would you care to go out
for a butter beer?
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Shut up, Draco!
You dirty Slytherin!
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I'll see you
on the Quidditch field!
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[ Soft crunch ]
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Avada Kedavra, Snape!
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Thank you,
Mr. President of Harvard,
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for this honorary
doctorate degree.
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But it would certainly
be a shame if somebody...
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cut it in half!
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Ahh.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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[ Sword thuds ]
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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Okay, Chrissy.
Here are the rules.
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You slice this pear,
you go back to work.
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[ Swish! ][ Groans ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Swish! ][ Groans ]
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♪♪
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[ Doors creak softly ]
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[ Swish! ][ Grunts ]
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[ Thud ]
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[ Crunch ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Who's out there?!
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♪♪
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-Those are my pants.
-Shit. Sorry.
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[ Both breathing heavily ]
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Can you tie my tie?
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It takes me like five times
every time.
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It'll just be faster
if you do it.
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Umm...
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-Hurry up, Jake.
-Shut up!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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"And, ultimately, going
green isn't just for us.
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Going green is for
future generations."
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[ Chuckles softly ]
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Jake:
Ohh! Mr. DeVille.
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Hi.
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What are you
doing here?
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Working on Labor Day,
if you can believe it.
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We've been holed up
in this office all day.
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There's an intruder
in the building.
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♪♪
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And they're still at large.
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Come with me.
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♪♪
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Christian: I don't think I've
ever been down here before.
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Matt:
This is our floor.
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It's sort of the nerve center
of the company.
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[ Fly buzzing ]
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It's very sad.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Clattering ][ Christian screams ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I have to say
this little hunt
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is starting to feel
downright spooky.
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We're like
the Hardy Boys, huh?
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[ Chuckles ]
No. "Scooby-Doo."
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You're Scooby.
You're Shaggy.
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And I'm Velma.
She was the smart one.
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♪♪
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Matt: Well, looks like
the cafeteria's empty.
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Whew.
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Y-You know what they
used to do in "Scooby-Doo"?
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They'd get distracted and make
these really big sandwiches.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah.
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[ Tchaikovsky's "Piano Concerto
No. 1 in B flat minor" playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Christian: So you two were
the only ones here all day,
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and you worked
the whole time?
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Yeah. I guess you could say
work is our passion.
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Impressive. I'm a bit of
a procrastinator myself.
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If I don't want to do something,
oh, I just start goofing off.
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I can't picture that.
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I hate it when something
gets stuck in my teeth.
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Ruins my whole day.
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It always happens to me
with popcorn.
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Popped corn?
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Oh. Yeah.
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I went to the movies
last night
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and saw the new
Oscar-nominated
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animated shorts with
my friend "Popcorn" --
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David Corn.
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Anyway, the shorts were --
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The shorts were
really interesting shorts.
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-Uh, there was --
-Dave is a really solid dude.
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Hm.
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You know what I'm always tempted
to do when I'm here alone?
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What?
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Snoop around in
other people's offices.
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Wouldn't that be fun?
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"Last night I had
my favorite dream again.
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I was a lioness."
[ Laughs ]
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"Licking Christian's head.
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It tasted even better
than the last time."
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♪♪
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What's that?
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I don't know.
Let's take a look.
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Okay. I think I'm done looking
through John's office.
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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Christian: When I was
8 years old, I hit
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a home run in Little League,
which was a bit of a miracle
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because typically,
I couldn't hit a thing.
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[ Grunts ] Aah!
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All the boys used to call me
Missy Chrissy.
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I rode the bench all year.
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But final game of the season,
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coach had no choice
but to put me in.
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[ Grunts ]
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The game was tied.
Bottom of the ninth.
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I stepped up to the plate.
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And I knocked it
out of the park!
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[ Chuckles ]
You know, even though
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I own a multibillion-dollar
corporation...[ Spits ]
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...hitting that home run
is still the greatest thing
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that ever happened to me.
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[ Grunts, laughs ]
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Oh, G-- I'm just kidding.
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But those Harvard idiots
will eat that up.
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I'm gonna put that
in my speech.
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All right. One more, and
then we get back to work.
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Now, put a little stink
on this one, Shaggy Koufax.
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♪♪
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[ Clank! ]
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♪♪
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In your face, Shaggy!
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♪♪
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Missy Chrissy does it again!
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♪♪
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Hey, Matt!
Look what I found!
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Christian: And the crowd
goes wild! [ Laughs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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John! What are you
doing here?!
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I ordered a beautiful poster
as a little Labor Day
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present for my wife,
but I forgot it in my office.
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-What, you give Labor Day gifts?
-Well, yeah.
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Well, we always exchange
gifts on Labor Day.
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I mean, this is our first one,
but we always do it.
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She got me a CD tower.
John!
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I don't know how to
explain this to you,
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but Christian has been stalking
the hallways of Hampton DeVille
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with a sword looking for
an intruder eating popcorn,
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and right now
you fit the description!
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You need to get out of here,
or he's gonna kill you!
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I had a dream about this.Go!
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John. Ball.
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Who were you
just talking to?
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Nobody. I mean, myself.
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You wouldn't lie to me,
would you, Shaggy?
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[ Crunch ]
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♪♪
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Popped corn.
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I think we should
get back to work.
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That's a great idea.
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00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:29,021
And find that intruder
once and for all.
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00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,021
[ Crunch ]
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♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
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♪ Pretty bubbles in the air
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♪ They fly so high
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♪ Nearly reach the sky
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♪ Then, like my dreams,
they fade and die ♪
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♪ Fortune's always hiding
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♪ I've looked everywhere
348
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[ John breathing rapidly ]
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♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
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♪ Pretty bubbles in...
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-Mr. DeVille, wait!
-Why?
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00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,607
[ Squeaking ]
353
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:25,745
Well, who do we have here?
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So you'rethe intruder.
355
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[ Laughs ]
356
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And what a cute
little intruder you are.
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I'm going to name you Trudy.
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Trudy the Intruder.
[ Laughs ]
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00:19:38,779 --> 00:19:43,124
Well, Scooby, Shaggy, it looks
like we've solved our mystery.
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00:19:43,227 --> 00:19:46,021
Or should I say mouse-tery?
[ Laughs ]
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00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:47,503
Ha ha ha. Ha.
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00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,814
Boys, it's been fun, but
I've got to get back to work.
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00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,331
I'm going to lock myself
in this office
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and not leave
until I'm finished.
365
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:55,952
Matt: Uh, but we still haven't
looked through Kate's office.
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00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,503
Now, Shaggy.
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That'll have to wait
until next Labor Day.
368
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:03,986
Please...
find her a nice home.
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00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:05,917
[ Squeaking ]
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Happy Labor Day, Trudy.
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♪♪
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♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles
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♪ Pretty bubbles in the air
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♪ They fly so high
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♪ Nearly reach the sky
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Well, Trudy,
thanks for saving us.
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00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:32,400
I wish I could take you home
and feed you to Pebbles,
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but you showed me kindness,
so I will do the same to you.
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♪ Fortune's always hiding
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Okay, what do we have so far?[ Exhales sharply ]
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"Hi. I'm Kate,
and this is John,
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and Hampton DeVille
is going green."
383
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,641
Great. This thing is
gonna write itself.
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00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,986
We just hunker down and focus,
we'll be done in no time.
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00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:51,538
-Agreed.
-[ Slurps ] Oh!
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00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,986
By the way, I did a photo shoot
with Pebbles last night.
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00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:56,400
You want to see?Of course, I fucking
want to see.
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00:20:56,503 --> 00:20:57,779
Get over here.
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♪ Pretty bubbles
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-She's a natural beauty.
-She really pops on the screen.
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She's a born star, and
I'll fucking kill anyone
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who says otherwise.
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00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:07,710
-She should be in the movies.
-That's what I keep saying.
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♪ It's just the things
that you do ♪
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00:21:14,986 --> 00:21:17,952
♪ They make me
go kind of creepy ♪
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00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:21,503
♪ Ha-ha, I don't know
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♪ But I love it
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