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[Music]

Neil!

IBD group meeting in 30 minutes.

All staff in attendence. -I'll remind them, sir.

Bobo?

Bolo, sir, can you just please sign off on this deck?

Tommy!

Bolo, my dude.

Hey.

Uh, corner office is forcing me to cut costs.

Balmont downsizing? Get the fuck out of here.

You're under frieNDA. I don't want

to read about this in the Journal or Bloomberg

My lips are sealed, baby.

Okay, well look.

I got a great third-year analyst that I need to place.

Can't be that great if you're laying him off.

Well, it's a she. And you might like to know that her

uncle is Rob Rutherford.

Rob Rutherford, CEO of Macrotech?

That's why you're the first call that I'm placing.

Of course, Morgan's on speed dial number two.

No, no, no, no. I'll take her off your hands.

Just so happens I'm down a head.

Yeah, she's certainly eager to get ahead.

Aren't we all?

Sending you her CV now.

You owe me one.

Ciao.

Neil!

As we all know, money does not make itself.

Let's cut to the chase.

Q2 League Tables are out.

Boldwyn Brothers

is up three places to number four.

[Cheering]

I want to congratulate Bolo. Come up here.

Bolo's TMT team was responsible for over

half of the M&A and underwriting deals

in the last quarter and

Q3 is looking just as good.

This man is crushing it.

Thank You, Rohan.

Ro-handsome.

I plan to be crushing your job real soon.

Let's get on with the program here.

So next on the agenda,

I would like to welcome some of our female leaders

and they're going to introduce a new program

that reiterates

our commitment to diversity and inclusion.

So please help me in welcoming

Wendy Davis, Managing Director from Industrials.

Stephanie Jones, my Head of HR, and

Anastasia LeBlanc from the Retail team.

[Applause]

That's my team's admin I was telling you about -

Real Basketball Wives and Girlfriends of Newark, New Jersey.

why don't you share with us,

How is Boldwyn Brothers doing with regards

to supporting women and working moms?

We are doing really well Rohan,

but don't take my word for it.

Crain's named us one of the Best Companies for Working Moms

for the second straight year.

[Applause]

Now, we are not stopping there.

Today we are unveiling

our BankHer mentorship initiative.

All female associates and above will be

assigned an executive mentor and will

have the opportunity to mentor younger

females in their own groups.

BankHer.

That's beautiful.

I love that name.

I came up with it myself.

[Laughter]

Thirsty much?

So I know that a lot of you are gonna have questions.

Let's open this up for a Q and A.

Who's first?

Hi, Jeff from Financial Sponsors.

Rohan, what would you say is Boldwyn's top priorities

for Q3? How do you see us maintaining our

current trajectory of growth?

Excellent question, Jeff.

The growth takes care of itself when we take care of our people

Talent retention is our top priority.

We have the best workforce on Wall Street

so you are going to have

headhunters, recruiters

knocking on your door every single day.

We have to invest in our junior people.

We're doing that with the BankHer Initiative as well as

other diversity programs which will be

announced later this year.

Did you take a pregnancy test yet?

I haven't had time to get one.

Hi Wendy, I'm a first-year associate

and I'm dying to know

As the only female managing director, how have you

been able to balance the demands of motherhood and your job?

Great question.

Let me say, Boldwyn has been extremely supportive

When my baby was born, I was able to take over the conference room

next to my office and utilize it as a nursery

Marissa Mayer, you're not the only one.

But these days, my nanny brings my now

one-year-old into the office twice a day for some cuddles.

What if one of us had a baby?

What are the chances that they'd let

us have a nursery in the office?

I don't know. I just need Bolo to sign off on this deck

but he keeps ignoring my messages.

Why don't you just go to the mic and ask him?

Now, you might see me on TruTV on Saturday night,

but you'll definitely not find me at the office.

Okay, that is all the time that we have for Q and A,

so if you have any further questions,

please direct those to your MDs.

And don't forget our motto:

Fortune Favors the Bold!

Go get 'em!

[Applause]

Excuse me. Sorry.

Can I just - Sorry, can I just -

Sorry.

Cathy, we just hired Steve's replacement - Rosie Rutherford.

I need you to show her the ropes.

Really? I don't have time to babysit today.

It's part of the BankHer Initiative. You're an associate.

Act like one. -Okay.

Where are we on the Macrotech deal?

Oh, I still need to get Bolo to sign off on the final -Get it done.

Hey Julie, do you know where Bolo is?

He is in an executive meeting for another hour.

But he left these for you.

When did he give this to you?

Awhile ago.

So you see, I'm sort of the "It" guy around here. If you ever need anything, I'm just across the way.

Yeah but if you need anything, anything, you come to me.

I've actually got my card under here too.

Oh my gosh, you guys are all so friendly.

Okay everybody.

I need everyone to get back to work.

I'm sorry to break up the party.

Danny can you go open up the Macrotech deck?

We have a lot of work to do and not enough time.

Danny, please.

I'm so sorry, I dropped all this money.

I went to Harvard. -Nobody gives a fuck

Okay.

Bye

Hey,

Can I help?

Actually, yeah.

Update this financial model with these inputs

and put it into a slide that looks like this.

Okay, sure thing.

I'm Cathy, by the way.

I'm assigned as your mentor.

Rosie

Danny.

Yo, Cathy, sorry about last night.

The train conductor woke me up -

We'll talk about that later.

Right now, I just need you to make these changes.

Bolo wants everything in 11 point font

all text, except for headings and footers,

so you're gonna need to change it one slide at a time.

He's just fucking with us now. -Just get it done.

'cause we still need to get it to the print shop after.

Hey.

what hotel do your parents stay at when they visit?

Hotel? We're Asian. My parents stay at my place

Don't you live in a studio?

Yeah, but they sleep in the bed and I sleep on the couch.

Thanks for listening in, Fred.

I get my parents a room at the Courtyard Marriott

down in Times Square.

What time are your parents coming?

Today and they just told me five minutes ago.

Wait, they can't stay at your place?

What kind of Asian are you?

Well I live with my boyfriend and it's...

You know what, I don't need to get into this with you.

Thank you for the recommendation, Fred.

Yeah, no worries.

[Traffic]

[Music]

Hey.

Here you go.

This looks nothing like the example I gave you.

Oh well, what did I do -

I can help.

Goldberg, wait, don't you have an IAC deal thing going on?

Cathy I'm clearly in the best position to help her.

Let me, please?

Mitch, why don't you check your Powerball numbers?

I can check them later, Cathy, please?

I don't care which one of you helps her, just get it done.

Cathy, I got it. Don't even worry about it.

Double-check the model. -Will do.

Alright, at ease, soldier. What are we looking at here?

Let's take a look at your model.

Okay.

Yeah, so it looks a little off,

but that's okay.

So why don't you just go ahead and fix this foruma there?

Could you show me how to do that, like, step by step?

Yeah sure.

Yeah.

Okay.

So we're just gonna click right here.

Um, go ahead and hit the equal sign, I got that there for you.

All right, now we're just gonna click on this cell.

Mm-hmm

We're just gonna

press and hold shift-8

Shift, shift-8, is that a shortcut I need to know?

It's the multiplication sign.

Oh yeah.

And then we're just gonna click right there.

And

There you have it.

You're so good at this, Mitch.

Stop.

[Music]

Yo, Cathy I'm done.

Okay, I'll compile.

Call upstairs and tell them we have a rush order.

Yeah, I need to put in a rush order.

Four books in just under an hour.

Print shop says earliest they can do is 8:00 p.m. tomorrow.

What?

The pitch is in two hours.

Do you have footsteps? Well, I called -

Were those headphones sucking your fucking brains out? Get it done.

You know, when I was at Balmont,

I found that I always got way better service at the

print shop if I just went in person.

Maybe I can help?

See now this is the kind of go-getter I need.

I'm so glad you joined us, Rosie.

Happy to be here.

I'm at lunch

I'll see you two at the meeting with the

pitch books unless you want to get Steve'd.

[Laughter]

Steve'd.

I'm fucking hilarious.

Okay, 35th floor.

I know how to get expedited service.

[Music]

Excuse me? Mitch? Mitch?

Good luck.

Get back to work.

Put it back in your pants. Thank you.

[Music]

Mitch. Ah-ah. Loser of the universe!

Fuck you guys!

Did you hear something? -Hmm?

Did you hear something?

Goldberg, are you actually doing work?