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[Music]

Cathy, in here now.

OK, new girl, we're pitching Macrotech tomorrow at two.

This current deck is a nut-filled piece of shit.

You have one day to make it fucking Pulitzer-worthy.

Come on, take it. Here are my notes.

I want to turn it three more times before the meeting.

Next draft is on my desk by 7:00 tonight.

Go, go!

Andale, Andale, Andale!

-Here, you take the front half. -No way give me the back.

I want the appendix. -Okay, suit yourself.

Oh shit, he marked up the appendix?

Nobody reads that shit. -You asked for it.

Reuters reports that Macrotech is conducting a bake-off among the major investment banks

to earn the right to run its upcoming IPO spin-out of its wearables division, valued at close to five billion.

Our sources say that JP Morgan and Boldwyn Brothers are the top contenders to manage the IPO

and a decision is expected this week.

This Macrotech deal is amazing.

We're gonna help shareholders unlock so much value.

Counting on you, Cathy. Can't let Morgan take another deal from us.

I'm on it.

Powerball collection time, fellas.

When we win I'm going to fart in Bolo's fucking face.

What are you gonna do? -Nothing.

Nothing? The lottery is just a tax for the ignorant. Okay?

Stop fucking around and get back to work.

What's wrong your model?

Why are your columns so wide?

Oh is it because your girlfriend's so fat you have to make all those columns that wide too?

Hey you guys are twinsies.

Guess I didn't get the memo about Bengal-stripe Tuesday.

Get back to work. Seriously, make those columns smaller.

and why aren't the numbers blue?

Now I have to change my fucking shirt!

Powerball, player!

You never know, right?

Anyone else? Cathy?

Bro, I just got off the phone with Data Partners.

I got us four tickets to the Yankees game tonight.

Oh yeah!

Wait, shit. Bolo's got me churning that Macrotech deck with Cathy.

Hey, well let Cathy figure it out.

It's your fucking birthday!

Come here. Come here, I got you a present.

Come here, it's your night to be

What? No.

a fucking princess.

No, no, no. No, Goldberg.

Hey yo, Goldberg, where are we sitting?

Huh?

For the game tonight. You said you had four tickets.

Yeah and uh, none of them have your name on it.

Well who's going?

Me. Obviously Steve.

Danny, because it's his fucking birthday.

and Fred.

Can't do it, I got staffed on this Comcast deal.

Okay, Julie.

Julie?

Julie does not even like baseball!

Well we don't even like you.

But I like baseball, so I should go.

Mitch!

Do you remember what happened last time we took you to the game?

You promised you would never bring that up again.

-Yo, you tried to -No. Don't.

You're an asshole. You're both assholes.

Just tell me where your seats are.

Near third-base.

Give it a rest, Goldberg.

You're never getting to third base with Julie.

When were you planning on telling me you're quitting Medical School?

Hmm?

I didn't raise quitters.

I don't want to be a doctor

Do you know how many people would be grateful to go to medical school?

How many people don't have parents who sacrifice so much

to give their children the best possibility?

Okay, I know,

I'm sorry.

You have so much potential.

I don't know why you choose to throw your life away.

I'm not throwing my life away,

I'm just going to business school.

Business school? And do what?

Gambling on the stock market?

You don't know what you're talking about.

You think I don't know anything? Well I know you.

Hey!

Are you okay, hun?

Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

Are you sure? You don't look that good.

You can talk to me you know?

Yeah, no, it's uh it's nothing. I just um,

Bolo just fired my friend Steve and

now I have to finish his deal, so

I gotta, I have so much work to do. I gotta get back to work.

Okay.

Good luck.

[Traffic]

Powerball pool numbers.

Just leave it there.

I got a real good feeling about this.

This just came for you.

What's that?

I bought a ticket online. You guys are gonna be so

jealous when you find out where my seats are.

You know, they can transfer tickets digitally, right?

Holy shit!

What?

This says it's a handicap seat.

What? No it does not.

Look at that, Fred. -Let me see that.

It is!

Aw, shit!

Classic, Mitch. I always knew you were a retard.

Fuck you, Goldberg.

Can you guys please keep it down?

Hi, yes, may I please rent a wheelchair?

Paul!

Come over here.

What are you working on?

So I've set up this model that optimizes for you to pay

off all your med school loans, allows you to put a

down payment on that townhouse you guys wanted

and then still alots monthly savings for baby Emmy's college fund.

Wow.

It's gonna be tight for a few years, but it will get easier once you become an attending.

And then when Emmy's 18, she can go to Harvard just like her dad.

Wow, this is amazing, sis. You're really good at this.

Thanks. It's fun.

I just like to be able to help

Hmm, you um,

you still thinking about leaving med school?

Yeah I mean, med school's your thing.

It's not for me.

But I just don't know how to tell mom.

She's gonna get so pissed

Don't listen to mom's bullshit guilt trips.

I mean, have you considered a career where you can actually do stuff like this?

[Phone ringing]

Hello, how much to rent a wheelchair?

No condolences, please, just the chair yeah.

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Get off the phone.

What is this shit?

Seriously, it's like I gave you some shit

you ate the shit, and then you shit out the shit.

-Oh shit!

Oh shit, shut the fuck up!

What are you working on?

Get back to work!

I just saw you alt-tab you little prick.

Seriously, what is this shit?

We're not fucking Raymond James. You're in the bulge bracket now.

There is no way this company can de-lever 5x in two years

Did you put in the right rates?

Where the fuck did you get 6%?

Where'd you get that?

De-de-de Debt capital markets.

Da-da-da-da-da The DCM don't know what the fuck they're talking about okay?

Do you know of a different rate I should use?

Oh shut the fuck up, Charlie Brown.

Hey Jackson,

can I ask you something?

What?

Why do they call us bulge bracket?

Fuck, Mitch, what do I look like, Google?

Look that shit up yourself!

Sorry, yeah.

Ugh.

Move.

Okay, it's because, on the tombstone to celebrate the

deals, the lead bank gets their name the largest.

It bulges out from the rest.

My bulge is looking for a new bracket. Who's the new chick?

That's our new associate Cathy. -Okay, stop talking now.

Hi, I'm Jackson.

Cathy.

First day on the job, right? How you doin?

I'm doing okay.

Whatcha workin on?

Want me to take a look and help you out?

Huh, like how you're helping those guys? I think I'm good.

Oooh.

You seem smart. How about this, I'm gonna talk to Neil,

have you work on one of my deals.

I need smart people like you, okay, not like these missing chromosomes over here.

I can hear you.

Oh, you can hear me? Fix that shit.

Yes, sir.

[Music]

Hey Julie,

um, you free to go to the Yankees game tonight? I got,

I got four tickets.

Sure, I'll take those. Yeah let me text my friends.

I'm sorry, No, I wasn't, I wasn't clear.

Do you want to go with me, Danny, and Steve?

Oh.

Nope.