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[music playing]

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Gemini.

While mercury is in retrograde, it's time

to put your regrets behind you.

Personal relationships may become strained.

But fertilize the seed of a budding romance,

and your love life will prosper.

Is she even aware how sexy she sounds?

You know, by the way, there was, like,

a homeless guy out there, like, digging through the trash

in the courtyard.

Oh, really?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, man.

That's not a homeless guy.

That's Man Bun.

Top floor, $5,000 for, like, 800 square feet.

And what's he doing rummaging through the garbage?

I don't know, man.

MAN (ON PHONE): Thank you for holding.

RICHARD: Yeah, I just got a delivery.

And there's some extra items in here that I didn't order.

MAN (ON PHONE): What's the name?

Coleman.

C-O-L-E-M-A-N.

MAN (ON PHONE): OK.

OK.

What's missing from the order?

No, no.

Nothing's missing. MAN (ON PHONE): Uh-huh.

No, no. Nothing's missing.

There's just a bunch of extra...

MAN (ON PHONE): What's the name again, sir?

RICHARD: Coleman.

MAN (ON PHONE): Goldman?

RICHARD: Coleman. Coleman.

MAN (ON PHONE): With a C?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. Never mind.

MAN (ON PHONE): I'll look into this.

OK. Thank you.

Good God.

So how does this guy manage five grand a month?

That's crazy.

Oh, he's like an actor and does,

like, art stuff on the side.

Like, what?

KYLE: Takes pictures of pictures.

Pictures of pictures?

Yeah, like, he goes to a gallery

and he takes, like, pictures of pictures.

And he was telling me all about it,

and I was nodding like I was listening.

And then I don't remember what happened.

Hey, do you know Ms. Sampson across the way?

I was telling her how you put all your furniture in plastic,

you know, to keep it so nice.

And she said that's what serial killers do.

Kyle, why are you talking to people about my furniture?

KYLE: Just to make small talk.

[inaudible] If I knew I was having company over,

I would have taken it off.

But I don't want to pay damage fees.

All this stuff is rented.

You rented all of this?

I thought it was going to be temporary.

I never found anything I liked enough to buy it, so.

Well, I hope you like it because you've

paid for it twice by now.

Hey.

You know about that dude on the other side

of the building that died?

Yeah. Check it out.

The cops told me about it.

I got the whole scoop man.

This guy, he died and they didn't find him for,

like, two weeks.

He looks familiar.

Yeah, he looks familiar.

He's lived here for years, man.

RICHARD: That's depressing.

Yeah, see, that's the thing about suicide.

It's like a real screw you.

You take off and you just leave the devastation.

You know, you hit the world like a pinata of heartbreak

and tears while you ride that white limo to that quinceanera

in the sky, man.

See, but the dude, he just stuck his head in a plastic bag

and wrapped tape around his neck, man.

He probably threw up and shat himself.

And then after two weeks, he was all decomposed.

- Can you imagine the mess, man? - Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

Can you imagine that?

That's enough.

Now what did you want to talk about?

Oh, right.

Um... two things.

A, the dead dude, and B, I talked to your new building

managers last night.

And?

They didn't get your rent payment yet.

Well, yeah.

It's because it's the 2nd.

I pay on the 3rd every time.

It's on automatic payment.

All right, I understand that, see.

But the thing is, is that...

and don't tell anybody I told you...

they bought up the whole area, man.

And all these new rich kids are moving in,

and they're paying way more rent than the old tenants.

- And they're just like... - Pushing people out?

Pushing people out.

Well, they'll get their money tomorrow.

Sweet, man.

Did you just get winked at?

Richard, are you online dating, man?

I've always wanted to do that.

Let's see.

4everdaddysgirl.

Well, let's see what she looks like.

Mm.

Ugh, Daddy can keep her.

Hey, that ugly girl reminds me, I got a hot date tonight, man.

I met this girl in samba class...

samba class.

So I should go.

Oh, hey, Richard.

Can I borrow one of these condoms?

I get so shy to buy these in public.

Yeah, go ahead.

And take the cigarettes, too.

I don't want those.

All right, have a good night, Richard.

You, too.

Hi, I'm Seana.

Um, kind of nervous...

I've never done this before.

I'm just a small town girl looking for a nice

down to earth guy.

And I look forward to meeting you and having

you meet my pride and joy.

Hi, guys.

I'm Renee.

Hi, there.

I'm new in town.

And I'm just looking for someone...

[muffled thudding]

...that might be able to show me all the cool places and...

I don't know... maybe open the door for me once in a while.

Thanks for watching.

Bye.

[thudding]

[woman moaning]

WOMAN: Oh, wow.

You ready?

You ready?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Wow.

You are crazy.

You need anything?

RICHARD: No.

WOMAN: No, you good?

RICHARD: I'm OK.

WOMAN: OK, cool.

RICHARD: Thank you.

WOMAN: Yeah.

Holy shit.

[phone notification]

I'll be right back.

You know, we could try some new stuff if you want.

I mean, it doesn't always have to be the same.

Hm?

I mean, if you wanted to get a little rough once in a while,

yank my hair, I could get on board with that.

OK.

WOMAN: Yeah?

I mean, no pressure or anything.

I'm just, you know, just throwing

some new ideas out there.

All right, well, I'm going to jump in the shower, so lock

the door on your way out, OK?

OK.

You like "Candid"?

I published an essay on it in my college

paper, the first and last of my illustrious journalism career.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): I would like to read that.

Yeah?

I'm sure it's still floating out there

somewhere in a dusty blog.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): I

happen to agree with his idea of the most important occupations.

Yes.

Like, what is it?

Love making, malicious gossip, and...

I'm blanking on the last one.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Talking nonsense and not

necessarily in that order.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, fuck me.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Excuse me?

Oh, no, no.

I'm, uh... sorry, I'm on this auto dictation thing.

And I dropped something.

I said, fuck me.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Smiley face.

So what are you doing on a dating website?

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): I could ask you the same thing.

Oh, I'm not so sure.

I mean, not to sound presumptuous,

but I'm sure you have no shortage of suitors out there.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Maybe I have social anxiety.

Oh, yeah?

Are you sure I was looking at the right profile?

Winky face.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Did you watch my video?

That's step one.

Step two, playing in public.

I want to hear.

VERONICA (ON VIDEO): (SINGING) I ain't loved

but three men in my life, my father, my brother, and the one

with a wife.

[inaudible] I'm trouble.

I've had it all my days.

It seems like our attacks might just follow me to the grave.

I wish that I could wake up and say...

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): What are you up to?

Uh, just getting ready for bed.

VERONICA (ON VIDEO): (SINGING) ...was all in my head.

RICHARD: What about you?

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): I was wondering if you'd

like to meet me for a smoke.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Where?

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Your pool.

See you in five.

Yeah, great.

[music playing]

It's 3:00 AM.

What are you doing down here?

Aren't you a little young for that?

I'm the Lizard King.

I can do anything.

[music playing]

KYLE: Yo, yo, Richard.

Good morning.

Do you ever go home?

Ah, that's a good one.

Hey, hey, hey.

There was a dude here, asking all kinds of weird shit

about you.

Like what?

Like... like, do you live here, and like...

ah, I can't remember the rest.

Well, where did he go?

I can't remember.

Yo, your ride's here.

DANIEL: Uh-huh.

Huh, yeah, I got the fee.

Yeah, well, that's not what I want to hear from you, is it?

Yeah.

Yeah, it wasn't our best quarter.

No one's disputing that.

Yeah, I know, but you can put that on me, all right?

It's a nonprofit, not a charity.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Well, that was supposed to happen last week.

Well, there is a difference.

Yeah, then we might as well just...

that is the power I do have.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, I don't care how the other office is doing.

This is my office.

Things are always tight around here.

So we're all doing our best.

We're all doing our best.

What are you doing?

COMPUTER TECH: I was just checking your computer.

For what?

COMPUTER TECH: We've been having some network issues.

I think someone may have brought in an unwelcome guest.

What are you doing underneath my desk?

COMPUTER TECH: Connection is stronger.

I plug in directly to the network cable.

Cable [inaudible].

Couldn't you have asked me first?

I mean...

COMPUTER TECH: I didn't even know you were here.

Yeah, but you're using my computer.

That is true.

Hello?

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): Can I speak to, uh, Richard Coleman?

This is.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): This is Stephanie

from [inaudible] Rentals.

We're looking to schedule a time to pick up our furniture.

I didn't schedule a pick-up.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): Well, according to our records,

you have a full living room set and bedroom set that are

in process for [inaudible].

What?

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): The furniture

is in process for repossession.

Hold on a second.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): Sure.

What are you doing?

Just texting.

Do you mind doing that somewhere else?

I'm on a private call.

Yeah, thank you.

Hi, I have an account on auto-pay.

Did the card expire?

I don't understand.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): I'm sorry, but there's nothing more to do,

unless you were to pay the full balance.

I've been making payments on that shit for three years.

I should own it by now.

What's the balance?

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): It's just over 3,800,

and it would need to be paid in full in order

to avoid the repossession.

No, no, no.

That is ridiculous.

I'm not doing that.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): Then there's nothing more to do,

Mr. Coleman.

Look, all I know is I'm not giving you my furniture.

OK? That's it.

STEPHANIE (ON PHONE): It's not your furn...

RICHARD: Aw.

CLAIRE: She's so cute, isn't she?

RICHARD: What's her name?

Chubby.

Look, don't laugh.

I thought she was a boy.

So you can imagine my surprise when I found the eggs.

Yeah.

Well, I can see how you'd make that mistake.

There's nothing really to indicate.

That's kind of you.

Anyway, you should come over sometime and meet them.

Well, her, actually, because, you know,

the others don't do anything yet.

Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

So.

So we're downsizing, and I have to cut three people.

That is such bullshit.

We're already understaffed.

I know.

I think Daniel's just protecting himself.

What do you mean?

Why do you say that?

He may or may not be outsourcing phantom gigs

to his brother's event company.

And if we're firing people, then what

the hell is the new guy's role?

What new guy?

I don't know his name.

I don't know.

Well, maybe you can look into the accounts with this brother.

It'd be nice to have some kind of dirt on Daniel.

It'd be good.

Oh, yeah.

I will deep throat the hell out of that.

Really?

Yeah, that sounded a little bit different in my head.

Oh, yeah?

Well, it sounded kind of...

Yeah, I know.

I'll see you at lunch?

I'll see you at lunch.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Message from Meat

Market application, Veronica.

OK, Roxy.

Dictate.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Just get home?

RICHARD: How do you know I'm home?

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Come to your window.

Look up.

Hey.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): So now

we know where each other lives.

Yeah.

Hey, you want to come over for a glass of wine?

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): I know what that's code for.

Ah, it's code for let's have a drink.

VERONICA (ON VIRTUAL ASSISTANT): Be a gentleman.

Buy me dinner some time.

Why don't we have dinner right now?

[music playing]

[piano playing]

Hey, guys.

I hope you enjoy the newest video.

And don't forget to stop by the candy shop on your way out.

And don't worry, this will be our little secret.

Shh.

[woman moaning]

WOMAN: Oh, wow.

Oh, baby.

Hey.

You zoning out over here?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Well, FYI, Daniel was looking for you earlier,

and he's being a total prick.

What's new, right?

He's in there with the new guy.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Talk later?

Of course.

Are you looking for a new job, Richard?

What?

Are you looking for new employment?

No.

Why?

Because if you don't give me that list, you will.

Oh, well, I'm... you know.

I haven't had time to do all the proper staff evaluations yet.

I need more time.

Yeah, well, I need those names before the end of the day.

And if you can't make the tough decisions, I will.

And by the way, if I were you, I'd

make sure the red head's on it.

Claire?

DANIEL: Trust me on this.

Look, uh, Daniel, can I ask who that guy was?

He'll be observing for a few days.

Observing?

Observing what?

Shh.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes, I can hear you.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Well, move the 3:30.

Make it 4:30.

Rachel?

It's Richard.

I saw the video.

We need to talk, OK?

Call me back.

Hey, Brian.

Are you busy?

No, not really.

I mean, I do have some stuff to do, yeah, but, um.

Who's that?

Don't worry about him.

What do you know about computer security?

You mean like antivirus, firewall, that kind of stuff?

I mean, like, someone hacking into your computer

and using it to fuck you over a barrel.

Did someone hack you?

Uh, let me put it to you this way.

I know enough to scare the living shit out of you,

just not enough to make you feel better.

KYLE: Yo, Richie Rich.

Hey, the elevators are down for a few minutes.

But you can hang here with me if you want.

RICHARD: It's all right.

I could use the exercise.

Oh, yeah.

No, totally, totally.

You sure?

It's cool with me.

That's OK.

Hey, Richard, man.

You didn't ask about my date yet.

Oh, yeah.

How did it go?

Seriously, man.

We fucked.

RICHARD: Nice. - Yeah.

RICHARD: Yeah.

Hey, but, like, don't you want to know all about it?

Oh, yeah.

She was wild.

Oh, yeah.

At one point, Richard, I pulled this move...

this move, Richard.

This move.

This move, Richard.

This move, this move.

Oh, yeah.

I let the furniture guys in for you.

RICHARD: What furniture guys?

Kyle, what furniture guys?

No, no.

See, they had a paper signed by... oh, right.

Yeah, no, I was supposed to give you this.

So you let them just waltz in here and take all my shit?

No.

See, no.

I had assumed that you had finally

gotten real furniture because...

because we had just talked about that, right?

We just talked about that.

Man, I'm so stupid.

I'm so stupid.

Oh, you know what? You know what, dude?

I got a chair.

I got a chair that I don't even use...

I don't even use.

You can have that chair.

Kyle, it's not your fault. I know you just thought

you were doing your job.

KYLE: So you don't want my chair then?

Yes, bring me the stupid chair.

I'm going to bring you that chair, bro.

I'm going to bring you that chair.

LISA (ON PHONE): Hello.

Thank you for calling [inaudible] Credit.

This is Lisa.

How may I help you?

RICHARD: Hi, my name is Richard Coleman.

I'm having a problem with my account.

LISA (ON PHONE): Sorry to hear that.

I'll be happy to assist you.

Is this the phone number connected to your account?

Yes.

LISA (ON PHONE): Well, it looks like your account is overdrawn.

No, that's ridiculous.

I have, like, 2,500 in that account.

LISA (ON PHONE): Not according to this.

But if you'd like to dispute any charges,

you can always call the fraud protection at the number

on the back of your debit card.

OK, and then...

then what?

LISA (ON PHONE): Disputed charges could take up

to three weeks to investigate.

Jesus, three weeks?

LISA (ON PHONE): I'm very sorry about that.

We do have a new service to protect you

against overdraft charges, essentially to cover

your account for up to a 30-day period

and [inaudible] would apply.

Would you be interested in this service?

Mr. Coleman?

Um... yeah.

What do I have to do?

LISA (ON PHONE): Just opt in.

It's that easy.

It's $7 a month.

OK, yeah, let's do that.

LISA (ON PHONE): Great.

Can you hold please?

WOMAN (ON PHONE): Hello.

Thank you for calling [inaudible]..

- How may I help you? - What?

No, no, no.

No, no, I was just talking to somebody else.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): Oh. Do you remember who?

No.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): Well, I'd certainly be...

[knocking] ...more than happy to help.

Is this the phone number connected to your account?

Never mind. I'll call back.

WOMAN (ON PHONE): No problem.

You have...

[beep]

Hey.

I brought you my chair, so I thought...

That real?

Yeah, I think so.

I don't... I don't know.

Can I peruse it for a minute?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That's heavy.

That's nice.

Oh, hey, hey.

Management called and they said that they

didn't get this month's rent.

And if they don't get it by tomorrow night,

they're going to send you an eviction notice.

They can't evict me for being a day late on rent.

Oh, right.

Yeah, see, I misspoke earlier in that they

didn't get last month's rent or this month's rent.

So there's that.

What?

No, no, no.

That's... that's impossible.

They would've contacted me.

Yeah, I don't know.

Hey, did you ever see that security

footage of that guy on the roof that blew his brains out, man?

Yeah, management made me watch that video.

You know why?

Because it's this apartment, man.

It's this place, and I'm the manager,

so I gotta know about this stuff, right?

See, there's this guy.

He went up on the roof, and he took his gun out.

And he was like, bam, bam!

Fell over the side... it was horrendous.

Give me your phone. I'm going to show it to you.

No, no. I don't want to see that.

No, no, dude. Give me your phone.

- Let me show you. - I don't want to see that.

Hey, hey, watch where you point that thing.

Look, look, look.

Doesn't have an ammo clip.

Look, check it out.

Really?

KYLE: Look, yeah.

Did you get this gun from some online auction site?

Is that right?

Because if you did, I'm going to tell you right now...

I'm going to tell you right now that this gun was used

to snuff somebody out, man.

And they're setting you up.

They're trying to set you up. And you know what?

You're just going to be sitting around this bare apartment.

And you're just going to be sitting around,

minding your own business. Knock, knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's the Russian mob, dude.

It's the Russian mob, and you're dead.

You're as good as dead.

I know about this stuff. RICHARD: Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

- I read about this stuff, OK? - Calm down.

I don't know where I got it.

I told you that it was sent to me.

A lot of crazy shit has been happening to me lately.

Do you know this girl?

Yeah, yeah.

She lives right there.

Dude, I've been in her apartment.

Oh, here, check this out.

Look at that.

Stage name, Veronique.

Wants to be a singer or an actress or some shit like that.

Sexy, though, right?

I wonder if my smile belies the fact that I

have seen her mostly naked.

That's a lie.

I've seen her naked.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Phone call from see you next Tuesday.

I gotta take this.

I don't understand what's happening right now.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Phone call from see you next Tuesday.

What's happening right now, dude?

RICHARD: I gotta take this call.

What's happening?

RICHARD: Come on. Come on.

Come on.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Phone call from see you next Tuesday.

I'm going to let myself out.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Phone call from see you next Tuesday.

Phone call...

Hey.

ROXY (ON PHONE): Richard.

Hey, how are you?

ROXY (ON PHONE): I'm not calling for small talk.

OK.

ROXY (ON PHONE): It's the last thing

I want to be doing right now.

What do you want to talk about?

ROXY (ON PHONE): The constant phone calls.

Wait... wait, my number calling your number?

Why would I waste my time doing that?

ROXY (ON PHONE): I had the number traced.

I know it's you.

I... I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, I...

I think, um, I might be being blackmailed or something.

I know that sounds crazy, but.

ROXY (ON PHONE): Why would anyone blackmail you?

I don't know.

But... but they are.

ROXY (ON PHONE): I worry about you, Richard.

You used to be a very different person.

Please.

Please don't.

ROXY (ON PHONE): After everything that happened, you...

I just wish you would've gotten the help that you needed.

RICHARD: Why you have to be so condescending?

I'm with somebody new.

And I'm happy.

I'm really happy.

Please don't spoil this for me.

RICHARD: I'm not going to spoil anything.

Wait, can I ask you something?

What are you holding on to?

RICHARD: Well, what do you mean?

ROXY (ON PHONE): With us.

You need to talk to someone.

If it's a money thing, Jim's a professional.

I'm sure he'd be willing to help.

I don't need money.

I'm glad Jim's a professional.

I have plenty of money.

And I don't need your fucking charity.

OK?

ROXY (ON PHONE): OK.

OK.

I'm glad because this needs to stop now.

If you keep calling or if I see you calling me,

I'm not going to have a choice but to file

a restraining order.

You understand?

I've moved on.

You need to move on.

I haven't been fucking calling you, OK?

I don't know who is calling you, but it's not me.

I haven't called you fucking once.

All right?

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck!

ROXY (ON PHONE): Hey, it's Roxy.

Leave me a message.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Richard.

What?

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Was she always like that?

No.

[music playing]

(SINGING) The way you stare, you

got me feeling like, you and I were meant to be.

Not that you care, 'cause you don't really have the time,

but I got nowhere else to be.

Come closer.

Approach me with a steady look.

Throw your arm around my shoulder.

I'm sorry...

BOUNCER: Buddy, are you going in?

RICHARD: Is there a cover?

10 bucks.

Yo, if you're not going in, you've

got to keep walking, buddy.

[ominous music]

Roxy, blackout.

MAN: Wake up, Richard.

Roxy, what time is it?

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: 9:31 AM.

What?

Why didn't you wake me up?

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: All alarms were deactivated.

Useless piece of shit.

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: I sense that you are becoming upset.

Oh, yeah?

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: Yes, based on your...

[knocking]

Richard Coleman?

RICHARD: Yeah.

Talk to you a minute?

RICHARD: Actually, I'm really late for work.

We'll walk with you.

[music playing]

Do you know this woman, Mr. Coleman?

No.

I mean, no, not really.

Which is it?

Well, like, we met on a dating site, so I...

I... I've talked to her on the dating site.

But that's... that's it.

I've never actually met her in person.

AGENT: But you're a big fan of her work?

Well, I don't even really know her work, actually.

Well she's inquired about filing a restraining

order against you.

Do you know why she would do that?

I have no idea.

Why?

Well, what did she say?

Because I haven't done anything, so.

We're not saying you have.

She is, but I just like giving you creeps the benefit

of the doubt sometimes.

Well, I haven't done anything.

Take my advice.

Consider this a warning.

If we have to come back here, you'll regret it.

Brent?

I don't want to have to fire you, man.

I don't want to get fired.

OK, well, then I need you to tell me what this is all about.

What is going on?

What is this?

It's an SD card.

What was it doing on my fucking computer?

I don't know.

I saw you fucking with my computer.

You were under my desk, fucking with my computer.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Are you hacking me?

No!

What are you doing to me?

It wasn't me.

Then who the fuck was it?

I don't know.

I swear to God.

It wasn't me.

[woman moaning]

WOMAN (ON VIDEO): Oh my God.

Get your feet off my desk.

Daniel wants to see you.

He wanted to see you hours ago, but of course,

you were late again.

DANIEL: So, you finally made it.

I know.

I'm sorry, I...

I'm not interested in your excuses.

Where's the list?

I have it.

I just... I wanted to talk to you first for a second.

Um, I need a favor.

A favor.

Yeah, um, can I get an advance on my paycheck?

DANIEL: I can't tell if you're kidding.

I would never ask...

Do you actually think you deserve a favor?

Depends on who's on that list.

What do you mean?

I'm talking about the redhead.

I'm not putting Claire on the list.

Suit yourself.

You're not going to do your job, I'll do it for you.

Wait, I mean, you can't do that.

I was hired to manage that floor out there,

and then that includes making hiring and firing

decisions based on my judgment.

It's my call.

Or what?

Or I'm leaving.

Fine.

Clear your desk by the end of the day.

You can pick up your last paycheck on Friday.

You can't do that.

Oh, I can.

Actually, you've already been replaced, so.

You're making a huge mistake.

Am I?

I'm almost positive that participating in acts

of pornography is strictly prohibited

by the rules and regulations of the company handbook, so.

Go now before I call security.

Get out of my way, whatever your name is.

[music playing]

Buying a lighter.

Veronica?

Veronica?

Veronica!

Wait!

Hey.

Ugh.

If I see you following me again, I will fucking kill you.

Do you understand?

Excuse me.

We're closed.

[inaudible]

I need help.

Please?

Hey, we're closed.

You can use the ATM.

I think my account has been compromised.

Can you please help me, please?

Do you... do you have an ATM card?

Yeah.

All right.

I'm not going to open the door.

You can shove it through here, though, OK?

Let me see some ID.

All right, it feels real.

'Cause it is real.

OK.

All right, wait here.

I'll be right back.

I see you.

I fucking see you!

Hey.

You need to leave the premises right now,

or I'm going to call the police.

What for?

Look, I don't know what kind of scam you're trying to run,

but this card is a fake, and you need to get out of here.

No, it's not. It's not fake.

I don't have a...

BANKER: Leave.

Hey, give me my card back!

Hey!

Give me my fucking card back!

Get out.

KYLE: Yo, Richard, what you got there?

Not now, Kyle.

Rachel.

Rachel!

Rachel!

What, dude?

Where's Rachel?

Who's Rachel?

Rachel, the girl who lives here.

She can't come to the door.

What do you want?

I need to talk to her for a minute.

Is that all right?

No, it's not all right.

We're kind of busy.

What's with the box?

It's none of your business.

What do you know about my business?

Rachel.

Rachel!

You better step back before you regret it.

Listen, you motherfucker.

Now you're going to listen to me.

You're going to turn around, and you're going to walk away.

Turn around and walk away.

Richard.

What's going on?

Rachel.

You filmed us?

Huh?

There's a video of us online.

Oh.

Well, there's a few of them, so.

Who would want to watch you fuck?

How did you think I pay the rent here?

What?

Look, Richard, I always blurred out your face.

I mean, I blur out all the faces.

But you didn't blur my face.

That's the whole fucking point.

Yeah.

Do you have any idea how much this has ruined my life?

Um, sorry.

Oh, you're sorry?

That's great.

I'm so happy you're sorry.

That's great.

Then everything's fine now.

Well, I mean...

what do you want me to do about it?

I think you've done enough.

Oh, God.

Who'd pay to watch him fuck?

RACHEL: They don't pay to watch him, but me.

[giggling]

Seriously!

Yo, who the fuck left the door open?

Hey, bud.

I'm sorry about the noise.

Are you moving in or out?

No, no, I've lived here for three years.

Hey, you all right, bud?

Wait a sec.

What floor are we on?

This is the eighth floor, man.

Oh, OK.

Yo, I'm Dylan.

Why don't you come in for a beer?

OK, fuck it.

One beer.

Yeah, guy, after you.

Yo, Pilsner or Applegate?

What's Applegate?

Was it involved in some kind of apple scandal?

What?

No, man.

It's a craft beer.

It's like an IPA, but bitterer.

OK.

Yeah, I'll take the one that's less bitterer.

All right, man.

Thanks.

Why do they do that?

Do what?

Gate thing, suffix.

Like, why did they use that name scandals?

Because of Watergate.

No?

Never mind.

No, I want to know.

Tell me.

OK.

Well, it's kind of an interesting story.

When Nixon was up for re-election,

there was a break-in at the Democratic National Committee

headquarters at the Watergate Hotel.

What did they steal?

They didn't steal anything.

They tapped the phones, but two journalists

uncovered that it was Nixon himself who sent the guys.

So he was forced to resign.

How do you know all this stuff?

Well, it's kind of common...

common knowledge.

You never saw "All the President's Men"?

So what are you guys celebrating?

That guy over there and that guy just graduated.

That guy, really?

He looks like he's 13 years old.

Yeah, he's like kind of a genius.

RICHARD: Well, now what?

What do you mean now what?

What are they going to do for work?

Well, it's his place, and he booked

a commercial last year so he doesn't

have to work for a while.

RICHARD: What commercial?

I don't know.

A major one.

Do you play?

I used to.

Play something.

Come on.

No.

Yeah.

Come on.

It doesn't have to be good.

OK.

But you shouldn't celebrate mediocrity.

Let's see.

[piano playing]

Is something funny?

And what's up with that fucking hair, huh?

What are you, a fucking samurai?

Huh?

Are you a fucking sumo wrestler?

Huh?

Oh, man, I would love to punch you to the last breath.

Dude.

What are you staring at?

You all right?

[playing piano]

Oh, no.

No, come on.

What the fuck?

[chaotic music]

KYLE: Oh, man, Richard, what happened, dude?

Give me your key, Kyle.

KYLE: What do you mean, give me your key?

- What happened to your key, man? - I'm locked out.

KYLE: Wait. Where's your key, man?

It's not working.

Dude, you look messed up.

I can't give you my key with...

oh, right, right.

Because it was... I forgot.

It was deactivated, wasn't it?

What?

Why would it be deactivated?

Management deactivated it.

I was supposed to tell you.

My bad, I'm sorry.

That's bullshit.

They can't kick me out for being late for one month.

Right, you're right.

I can't believe this is happening to me, dude.

Apparently, it wasn't one month, see?

Apparently, it was three months, but...

What the fuck, Kyle?

KYLE: I forgot to...

What the fuck!

Give me that fucking key.

No, you can't take my key.

What are you doing with my key, bro?

No, dude.

That's...

I'll bring it right back.

Roxy, who's in the apartment?

VIRTUAL ASSISTANT: [garbled speech]

Yeah, I'll be down in a minute.

OK, thanks.

Hang on.

[knocking]

CLAIRE: Jesus.

RICHARD: Well, what are you doing here?

I was worried about you.

You can't just keep calling me and not say anything.

I brought you something.

I thought maybe you could use a friend.

What do you think?

I think that I'm paralyzed from the neck up.

Does that make any sense?

I can't seem to hold a single positive thought in my head.

It's all mixed up.

And all the options lead to the same place.

I don't know how to get back on track.

Can I come in?

I don't think that's a good idea.

[inaudible] Richard, I...

[music playing]

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