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Excuse me, I was here first.
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No, I was here first.
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Introducing
the Race Card Platinum.
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Race Card Platinum -
'cause everybody's equal,
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but some are more equal
than others.
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(Crash!)
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You slut!
What slut?
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You've been calling Troy.
Who Troy?
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Big Buddu Troy.
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Ah, Big Buddu Troy.
Yeah, reverse-charge. Why?
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Keep your eyes off him, bitch,
because he wants me.
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Well, after I spoke to him
last night, he wanted my address,
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so he must want me.
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The only reason
he wants your address is
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so that he can drive by
and call you slut.
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Anyway, can't even dance.
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Can't even shop.
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What's this, then, slut?
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What's this, then, slut?
What's this, then, slut?
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Can't even pay.
What's this, then, slut?
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What's this, then, slut?
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Indigenous people in this country
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are subject to some of the most
alarming statistics in the world -
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poor health care,
greater incarceration rates,
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low life expectancy.
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We've all heard the stories,
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but tonight, we're going to tell
you a story you haven't heard,
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the story of a child,
an Indigenous child,
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an Aboriginal child,
a black child,
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a child born without any
sporting ability whatsoever,
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born completely unco.
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Jerome Williams was born
in a small, country town in 2000,
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the first baby of the new year,
in fact, the new millennium.
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His parents, Gary and Janet,
celebrated his birth.
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When did you first notice that
something was wrong with Jerome?
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I guess when he was about three.
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He just wasn't catching,
passing or kicking
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any of the footballs
we'd bought for him.
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Gary would sit down and watch
football on a Sunday afternoon,
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and Jerome would just sit there,
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more interested in
the crossword puzzle.
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He's under a lot of pressure.
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Sorry.
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Jerome was offered
a sporting scholarship,
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sight unseen,
here at St Ferdinand's,
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a school renowned for its success
on the sporting field.
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We've had plenty of Aboriginal
students through here before.
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They've all gone on to play
at the professional level.
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Have you ever recruited
sight-unseen before?
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Well, no, but he came from
the right part of the country,
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and you'd expect
they can all run and jump
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and kick and catch and pass.
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Do you know any of them?
Name one that can't, go on.
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Name one.
You can't do it, can you?
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Jerome Williams.
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Yeah, well, he sure can't.
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What's his scholarship situation
at the moment?
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Free ride. Total
secondary education paid for
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as long as he plays
for the school team.
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And he does continue
to play for the team.
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Well, he turns up for the games.
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I wouldn't call what he does
exactly playing, but he turns up.
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What's the situation with the team
at present?
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Dead last.
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I don't know what we're
going to do about it either.
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We've spent the entire budget for
the next four years on this kid.
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We're not that rich a school.
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We're not like some posh school
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that's got black kids
coming out their arse.
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After the break, we meet Jerome,
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the Aboriginal boy with no
sporting ability whatsoever.
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Voice-interaction mode.
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That's new. 'Choose voice.'
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Indigenous.
'Hey, bud.'
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27 MacDonald Road.
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You want to go
to 27 MacDonald Road, Kenmore?
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No worries, my brother,
let's do it.
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Hey, bud,
turn right in 50 metres.
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Turn right now.
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Bud, you missed the street.
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What's wrong with you -
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you been sniffing petrol again,
or are you just tired out?
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Turn around and go back, and for
fuck's sake, stay off the yandi.
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Next time, listen up.
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I haven't got all day to be
driving your black arse around.
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Alright, get ready
to turn into Cooper Street.
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You missed the street again!
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True to God, I don't know why
I'm fucking talking to you.
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Go back and turn around.
Look at you -
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driving around in your black
wannabe gangster Ford Territory,
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think you're shit don't stink.
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Follow the fucking directions.
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You show me the finger, I'll
direct you straight into a wall.
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Now let's turn left
into this street.
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Praise the Lord!
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It's a fucking miracle
you managed to find the street.
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I see you had no problems
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finding that white girl
you shacked up with.
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Don't even get me started on that
haircut or that fucking shirt.
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Keep going straight ahead
and stay off the fucking carbs.
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What's with... (Speaks indistinctly)
..you sell-out coconut dog?
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Hey, for fuck's sake.
Look at you.
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Man up and grow a pair of balls,
you big pussy.
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Hey, Noah.
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What are you looking at?
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This is where I'll build the ark.
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Yeah. The what?
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The ark.
What's that?
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A big boat.
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Why didn't you just say, big boat?
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So how big is this big boat?
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300 cubits long, 60 cubits high
and 30 cubits wide.
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Wow!
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That is a lot of cubits.
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You going to subcontract
any of that? No.
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You're more of a home handyman,
aren't you?
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What are you trying to imply,
Zachariah?
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Nothing, nothing.
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I'm just saying, like, last year,
you couldn't thatch your roof.
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You asked me to do it, remember?
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What are you building this boat
for?
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Because the Lord hath spoken
unto me...
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..and said he is displeased
with all mankind,
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and he will smite them.
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He will send a great flood,
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and wipe all men and beasts
from the earth
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but what I save, of two of every
beast that I take with me
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and starting anew with the bounty
from the ark.
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Yeah, mm-hm.
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Why wouldn't he? I mean...
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So, the Lord God, Jehovah,
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asked a man who couldn't
thatch his own roof last year
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to build a really big boat -
sorry, an ark -
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because he's going to erase
all the evildoers from the world,
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save two of every animal
and your family?
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It's called divine intervention,
you dickhead.
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I don't ask questions,
I just build!
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Yeah.
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Alright, OK.
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Good talk, good talk.
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It's Friday night,
I just got paid.
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I'm going to Sodom and Gomorrah.
I'm going to have a big one.
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See you later, brother.
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No, you won't, my brother,
not with an attitude like that.
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(All laugh)
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These coasters are great!
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Oh, aren't they great?
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They're from Janelle.
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Who?
Janelle.
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Who's Janelle?
She's our Aborigine.
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Your Aborigine?
Yeah, we sponsor her.
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You know - sponsor an Aboriginal,
a dollar a day.
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You know what they say - a dollar
a day keeps the oppression away.
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How is it?
We love it.
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Here she is, just here.
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Oh!
Isn't she gorgeous?
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We love Janelle.
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Sometimes she sends us things,
like the coasters.
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And she gave us both
spirit names.
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Mine's Jundamutta.
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And mine's Yagumslut.
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It just feels good to give back,
you know?
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We sponsor a program in Ecuador
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that provides a well
to a local village.
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It's not really in your own
backyard though, is it?
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It's not really
taking care of your own, is it?
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Have you met her in person?
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It's funny you should ask that.
We are meeting her next week.
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Oh!
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You're inviting her here?
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God, no!
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We'd never have her here.
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No.
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She'd feel so uncomfortable,
you know,
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surrounded by all these
beautiful, Western, expensive
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delicate trinkets.
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You know?
So many Western trinkets.
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She'd just feel...
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She'd feel...
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..confined.
Yeah.
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We wouldn't do that to Janelle.
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She would feel really confined
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being surrounded by
all these walls.
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It would just be cruel.
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So where will you go?
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We're going to that brand-new
Thai place down the road.
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Oh, I love that place!
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You have to try the barramundi.
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They do this ginger fusion.
It's amaze!
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Yeah, well, apparently,
she just fucking loves Thai!
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Maybe we should get our very own
Aborigine.
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What do you think, honey?
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Well, it's funny that you should
say that,
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because Janelle just wrote
in her last letter
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that her brother Trevor is
getting out on parole soon.
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What was his name again?
BOTH: Trevor.
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Trev-or? Janelle says
it's Aboriginal for 'big tosser.'
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We think that probably means that
he's very good at...
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..tossing boomerangs.
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Trevor.
Trevor.
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Trevor!
I like the sound of that.
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So do I.
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Do it. Cheers.
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Cheers to Trevor and Janelle.
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To the Aborigines.
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I think I'll call World Vision
tomorrow and cancel.
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Cancel the Filipino child,
let's get ourselves a Trevor.
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Oh! Sorry.
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Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
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It's because I'm black, isn't it?
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Sorry.
There you go again -
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making a mockery of the apology.
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People like you have no respect
for Sorry Day.
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It means nothing to you, does it?
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What day?
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Sorry Day! K Rudd.
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You don't even know what it is,
and yet you mock it.
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That's what you do, isn't it -
mock Aboriginal people.
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I was talking about
bumping into you.
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Don't give me that shit.
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We all know why
you bumped into me.
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You just wanted your daily dose
of chocolate.
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People like you make me sick
to my stomach.
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Mocking Aboriginal people,
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but yet you'll still
sleep with Aboriginal women
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because you want a taste of that
sweet, juicy,
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blackberry.
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I know what white men like you
did to my black sisters.
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I haven't done anything! And
that's your problem, brother -
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sitting on your arse
and not doing anything
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to rectify the current situation
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that is faced by the first people
of this land
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that you call Australia!
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Now get out of my face
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before I spit on you
for all of my black sisters!
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And remember, brother -
you're on Aboriginal land!
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Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-wa! Ha!
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Hoo-hoo!
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Tonight, we meet Jerome,
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the Aboriginal boy with no
sporting ability whatsoever,
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born completely unco.
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What do you think about football,
Jerome?
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Mm, it's OK, but I prefer
academia, to be honest.
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What are your favourite subjects?
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I like trigonometry, chemistry,
applied physics,
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Dostoyevsky, van Gogh,
the films of the French New Wave.
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I probably love algebra the most.
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That's what I call myself -
the alge-bra,
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'bra' being a colloquialism
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a lot of Aboriginal people use
to greet each other.
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00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,480
That's a good one. Did you tell
your mum and dad that one?
252
00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:01,720
I did, but it made my mum cry,
and Dad walked out of the room.
253
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,400
Speaking of your parents,
254
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,000
what do you think about
playing football professionally
255
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,600
when you grow up?
256
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,720
I was thinking of studying,
maybe curing cancer
257
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,480
or terraforming Mars
for human habitation,
258
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:20,120
something along those lines,
but kicking a footy could be fun.
259
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,520
Jerome seems to be
a very bright student.
260
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,560
And?
261
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,640
What do you think about him
pursuing an academic career?
262
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,120
Academic?
263
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,120
This is all your fault.
264
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,280
What? How?
265
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:43,200
Cathy Freeman, Tony Mundine,
Greg Inglis, Buddy Franklin -
266
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,240
I'm related to them mob
one way or another.
267
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,280
That's my family, my mob.
268
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,200
We're all athletes.
269
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,680
And your family...
270
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,560
What does your family do, Janet?
271
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,800
They're university lecturers.
272
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,960
That's it, boys - keep it up.
273
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,240
Come on, keep up the pace.
Don't slow down.
274
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,960
Let's go, let's go!
275
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,560
Let's see you.
Come on, let's do it!
276
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,200
Thousands of them out there
and we picked the dud.
277
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,480
What did you say?
What did you call my boy?
278
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,040
I didn't call him anything.
279
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,760
You said something.
No, I didn't.
280
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,360
Yes, you did.
281
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,400
I said he's a dud, alright?
He's a dud.
282
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,520
A what?
A dud! You heard me.
283
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,760
Don't you call him that!
284
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,240
You tell me I'm wrong.
You tell me I'm wrong!
285
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,760
You're not wrong!
286
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,400
It's alright, it's alright.
287
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,720
It's OK, let it out. Can we get
some tissues over here?
288
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,200
He's a dud!
289
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,080
Where are those tissues?!
290
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,560
(Weeps)
291
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,160
There you have it -
the story of Jerome Williams.
292
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,640
I can't help but wonder what will
happen to this Aboriginal boy,
293
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:16,440
a boy born, tragically, with no
sporting ability whatsoever.
294
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,320
Oh, my back!
295
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,960
Oh!
296
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,600
See how they go? Oh!
297
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,200
MAN: Hey, wait up, bruz.
298
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,800
God only knows where
he crawled out from.
299
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,720
I'm dreading cleaning his room
tomorrow when he leaves.
300
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,280
Oh, it'll be that stinking true.
301
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,920
You know he don't shower, eh,
302
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,000
but wears a suit every day
for that conference.
303
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,400
I've caught him a couple of times,
coming out of that bathroom,
304
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,480
running away
like somebody getting there.
305
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,960
He fright, that's all -
fright from getting wet.
306
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,320
Can you wonder? Dopey crack!
307
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,480
I don't know what he does
with his stinking jocks.
308
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,480
No-one wants him!
309
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,520
And that garbo's just as bad.
He makes me sick too.
310
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:04,480
Good lookin', but clumsy!
Make the biggest mob of noise.
311
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,560
I reckon he's on for that boy
with the stinkin' jocks.
312
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,920
They're forever real friendly
with each other, them two.
313
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,720
I don't know why they got to
bang them bins around for.
314
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,520
They're not made of tin! Banging
them like to frighten someone off.
315
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,000
Kicking them here
and kicking them there.
316
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,600
Who's in charge
of noise complaints?
317
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,640
I'll ask him about that.
He'd know.
318
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,040
I tell you what, he don't want
to wake up these girls here.
319
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,520
They'll go off.
320
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,320
Wild gins, they are.
321
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,520
MAN: Hi, Mavis. Gee, sorry about
the bin noise last night.
322
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,320
Ah, the noise? What noise?
I never heard no noise!
323
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,720
Big gee whiz.
324
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,840
Yeah, I'll have one more.
It's still early.
325
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,640
You worked hard. You earned it.
326
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,920
Sure did.
You sure?
327
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,560
Your missus not going to go to
war with you? Hey, cut it out!
328
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,840
I'm the boss, OK?
I call the shots.
329
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,360
Don't you worry about that.
330
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,480
As long as I'm
bringing that paycheque home,
331
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,960
she ain't complaining.
332
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:07,240
If she don't understand that,
there's something wrong with her,
333
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,600
ain't listening.
Ain't no dog house for me.
334
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,440
I'm laying up there, you know?
Yeah.
335
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,640
Has she got a problem with that?
336
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,720
I'm here with my boys.
That's what I'm talking about.
337
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,920
Oh, hey, baby! I'm just...
338
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,640
They made me stay here, baby.
I'm sorry!
339
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,800
Hey, babe. Them fish and chips
are getting ready soon.
340
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,800
I'm going to be home
straightaway. Love you. Bye-bye.
341
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,480
See you after, buddu.
342
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,240
I'm tired as, Adlay.
343
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,680
I was up all night watching that
street fight on YouTube, man.
344
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,280
It's gone viral.
345
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,480
Not like back in the days when
we was running these streets.
346
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,440
That lad wouldn't even
try to start on me.
347
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,200
It just wouldn't happen.
But not nowadays.
348
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,040
It's like,
oh, what, call the cops?
349
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,160
Shh! Is that the one where
the big Island lad got smashed
350
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,640
on the footy field?
351
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,040
That's the one, man.
352
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,200
The big front row
where you got ashedsmay, Adlay.
353
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,000
You can't make that lad out, eh,
the lad that bashed him?
354
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880
Nah, it's all pixelated, Adlay.
355
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,920
Esay, bra. 'Cause that was me,
bra, that was me!
356
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,160
Oh, what?! Call the cops!
357
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,680
For real, it was.
358
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,720
But that lad had blond hair.
359
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,800
But I dyed it.
360
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,680
But his hair was shorter than
yours.
361
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,360
But mine grows back fast.
362
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,320
Everybody knows that.
You can ask anyone. Oh, what?
363
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,320
Call the cops!
Nah, nah - for real.
364
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,000
I smashed that lad.
365
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,040
Kicked the crap out of him,
spat on him.
366
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,000
His wing and his centre was
running from me.
367
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,040
I didn't even have weapons
or nothing.
368
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,480
He was crying like a big
sooky baby.
369
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,200
Begging me not to hurt him.
370
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,040
Call the cops!
371
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,480
He's omingcay, he's omingcay.
Someone's coming!
372
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,400
Give us a smoke, you derek.
Yeah. Ah, yep. Ah...
373
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,520
There is a smoke for you.
374
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,360
Oh, what?!
Call the cops, you derek!
375
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,000
Shush!
We're cool now, me and him.
376
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,080
You derek!
Enough with the derek, shithead.
377
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,640
Oh, what! Call the cops.
378
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,760
Shh!
379
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,240
Wasn't him.
380
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,160
The brave crew
of the starship Henterprise
381
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,680
find themselves in trouble
once again
382
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,520
as they blackly go
where no black has gone before.
383
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,600
Power's at 50% and declining,
Captain.
384
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,080
I'm bringing forward thrusters
online,
385
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,160
but it doesn't seem
to be doing anything.
386
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,360
The gravitational pull is
quite amazing.
387
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,360
I've never seen a big black hole
this big and black before.
388
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,520
It is a big black hole.
389
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,320
Suggestions? Can we go to warp?
390
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,520
Afraid not.
The warp core is damaged
391
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,040
from our last run-in
with the Xenophobians.
392
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,400
Damn!
Those discriminatory bastards.
393
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,120
Well, whatever you fools decide
to do, you've got to do it now,
394
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,520
because this big black hole is
sucking us in
395
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,680
like something that has
a whole lot of suction.
396
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,520
Suggestions?
397
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,200
If we ejected the warp core
and fired photon phasers at it,
398
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,680
it may cause enough force
399
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,840
to push us out of the big
black hole's gravitational pull.
400
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,760
I cannot guarantee it though.
401
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,240
Let's do it.
402
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,840
I'm not about to die in
a supermassive, big black hole.
403
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,960
Firing one now.
404
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,720
Firing two now.
405
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,160
Firing three.
406
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,240
Looks like you fools
did something right.
407
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,000
Good work, team.
408
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,920
I knew it would work, even though
it was a big, scary black hole.
409
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,520
Oh, I don't know.
I kind of like big black holes.
410
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,320
EVERYONE: Shut up, vanilla.
411
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,800
OK.
412
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,560
Seriously, you like black holes?
413
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:45,000
Tune in next week for the all-new,
all-exciting Star Blaks.
414
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,240
(Starts engine)
415
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,160
GPS: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
416
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,840
Bud,
have you lost your fucking mind?
417
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,640
(Speaks indistinctly) ..and then you
steal a black man's car?
418
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,960
Get out of here
before I kick your white arse.
419
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,400
Yeah, you better run.
If I see you again,
420
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,800
I'm going to run you down,
you damn white dog.
421
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,600
(Phone rings)
422
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,520
Welcome to Black On Track.
This is Jesse. How may I help you?
423
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,000
WOMAN: My son,
he's going for a job interview.
424
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,040
I need you to pick him up
from the airport.
425
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,200
Unfortunately, we're not funded
to provide that service.
426
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,320
You're telling me my son is
stranded at the airport?
427
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,320
Well, how old is he?
27.
428
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,600
27? He's a big boy. I'm sure
he can make his own way.
429
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,720
He's got no money. I'm sorry,
that's not our responsibility.
430
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,640
What kind of black organisation
are you?
431
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,680
Sorry?
You're white, aren't you?
432
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,160
No, I'm not.
433
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,840
You might as well be white.
434
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,200
I can tell you're a coconut
who don't care about his people.
435
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,760
Here! You don't know me. You don't
know what I've done for our mob.
436
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,560
What have you done, apart
from push out big, useless kids
437
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,040
from your big, useless fork?
438
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,520
What kind of 27-year-old
439
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,600
wants to get driven around
like a celebrity?
440
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,120
You want to do something
for your community?
441
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,720
Teach your son
about self-determination.
442
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,480
Stop being an enabler
by ringing up people,
443
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,520
trying to get them to pick up
your no-good, can't-do-shit,
444
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,360
big, useless, hairy dog of a son.
445
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,840
Now,
was that black enough for you?
446
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,120
(Phone rings)
447
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,360
Welcome to Black On Track. This is
Jesse. How can I help you?
448
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,440
Six months ago,
we reported on an Aboriginal boy
449
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,960
born, against all odds, with no
sporting ability whatsoever.
450
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,080
He just wasn't catching,
passing or kicking
451
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,960
any of the footballs
we'd bought for him.
452
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,680
We've spent the entire budget for
the next four years on this kid.
453
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,880
I prefer academia, to be honest.
454
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,360
Total secondary education
paid for
455
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,400
as long as he plays
for the school team.
456
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:00,640
Tonight, we follow up with
Jerome Williams and his family.
457
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,160
Jerome seems to be doing well.
458
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,000
Yeah, he is.
We changed Jerome's school.
459
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,720
He's just built a website that
collates...
460
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,760
Collates data.
Collates data, yeah.
461
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,920
So you feel
you made the right decision?
462
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,280
Yes. He's with his own kind now.
463
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,280
(Nerds.)
464
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,600
And he just sold the website
to Google for 20 million,
465
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,480
so, proof's in the pudding.
466
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,960
How's your relationship
with Jerome now?
467
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,520
Yeah, look, I love him.
He's my son.
468
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,200
Doesn't matter if he can't
play football. (Laughs)
469
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,480
I can see
you've got some good news now.
470
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,360
Yes, we're expecting.
471
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,280
He kicked!
472
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,200
Left foot or right?
473
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,880
Welcome, everybody,
to Mad Matt's Moist Murrioke.
474
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,720
How are we all going,
are you ready to sing?
475
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,360
Who cares, 'cause I am.
476
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,080
Word of warning -
477
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,200
singing with me can be
hazardous to your relationship.
478
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,040
My voice is like honey to a bee,
people.
479
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,440
When I sing
I make things up, yeah
480
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,400
I sound really good, yeah
481
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,160
I sound like Mariah Carey.
482
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,000
Check this shit out.
This is how you dance, yeah.
483
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,040
What you got? You ain't got shit.
You ain't got it there.
484
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,920
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