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- Where to? - Are you going crazy?

- Where are we going? - It doesn't matter, keep moving...

Did you want to kill me?

You stand in front of the car, what do you want me to do?

What can you do...

Will you be able to get it going?

Yes, it's fine. Relax, I'll get it.

You, right!

Where are we going?

Keep going straight ahead, keep going.

Turn there.

But didn't you say to go straight ahead?

Are you nervous, man?

- Not nervous, upset - A driver be nervous?

Right?

Are you going to begin to make fun of me now, are you?

Turn here, here turn here!

Now, I can't make it... Why didn't you say something sooner?

What do you mean, you couldn't, man, you had

I couldn't, I had already crossed the avenue, didn't you see?

You still had 10 meters when I told you.

Space, but not enough!

- So hurry! - Turn at the next one.

Is this the fastest you can go?

This car does 200 km/h, can't you see?

200 what? You're going 40!

40 because I can't get it into second.

Ah! The car is yours and you drive it, but you don't know how to drive?

You haven't learned yet, right?

Put it in second in one movement!

It's jammed, can't you see? I can't do anything.

With all the taxis to catch in the city,

I had to pick a crazy one.

This is a good car, this is a good car.

It's just second gear is a bit of a problem,

and, ah, let's stop with this I'm not well today.

Me either!

I'm trying to lose those guys there.

Now, turn right here.

Right! I'll turn.

- A right where? - Turn right here, I said before...

Turn right here. I said there, you should have turned back there!

Now you'll have to go around and make the turn again.

I'll go back on the next one.

Why didn't you go back around there?

If I had, the others would have caught up.

What?

The others would have caught up.

What others?

The others that are way back there.

Since I started this run,

I've seen this car back there.

- So go faster. - Ah! It went into second, uau!

Go faster, faster! Is this the fastest it can go?

It does 200 km/h, I already told you.

Now I can't go faster, look there, look what it's like...

How can you do 200, man, are you crazy?

It's here on 40.

This car does 200, but I can't go fast...

Show me, so go 200, I want to see this!

Who told you to turn here?

Didn't you say to turn? We've got to go back to get it, right?

But who told you to turn here?

No one, but aren't we going back?

Shit man, you don't know how to drive a taxi, you can't drive

PuII over to the side, I'm leaving.

If you wish, I'll puII over, and you get out!

Nope, nothing doing to puII over...

No, you've got to do the whole run now.

Right, I'll do the run, but don't annoy me.

Continue.

Even this is making me lose my patience,

I've got to put this car in the garage to fix it, gosh!

You should have put it in yesterday, right?

I'm going to take this street to go back and get the other, right?

Do it fast, those guys are going to get me.

They won't get you.

Be careful with that car there, man!

- The car over there, the car there! - He's going to stop...

If the light's green, so turn, why are you stopped here?

Gosh! I'm going to stop this car and you're going to get out, right?

Ah, if you want to stop so stop all at once!

So stop!

I'm going to stop and you're going to get out.

You're not going to stop, no way.

You're going to do the run. I'm paying. I have money to pay.

- I have money in my pocket, I'll pay! - You're money is of no interest to me!

What are you saying, man? You're not going to stop!

Let go of that there! Can't you see that...

let go, man!

I'm not going to do any run any more.

- Ah, yes you will, man! - I'm not going to do this run!

- Get a taxi over there! - Leave, get out!

Get out, Get out man.

I can't stand any passenger...

- Sit down, and you'll drive. - I'm not going to drive.

- Get out of here! - You will drive.

Get yourself out of this car or I'll bust your face!

I'm telling you to get out, shit! I'm telling you to get out of this car...

I dreamed that you were so beautiful

at a party of rare splendor.

I still remember your ball gown,

it was white, white, all white, my love.

The orchestra played some plaintive waltzes

I took your arms and we started dancing, both in silence

and the couples who danced with us

said things, exchanged vows, in whispers.

Violins filled the air with emotion

and desires of a hundred hearts

To make you jealous, I tried flirting with someone,

but you didn't flirt with anyone.

You only looked at me,

I sang love victories,

but it was a dream,

I woke up.

I don't have anything to do with this!

I dreamed that you were so beautiful

at a party of rare splendor.

The briefcase! The briefcase! Where is the briefcase?

The briefcase! The briefcase!

Food!

Music!

Guess how things are,

Guess how things are

In order to marry Adibe

she even learned to make kibe.

In order to marry Adibe

she even learned to make kibe.

She met his father,

She met his mother,

she always called...

Are you a police officer?

Does it work?

My sweet master already died.

alli, where is the poison

that I gave him...

The Gypsies are cousins... The Gypsies are cousins...

the guitar plays on, I'm a Gypsy because I want

the guitar plays on, I'm a Gypsy because I want

I'm a Gypsy because I want I'm a Gypsy because I want

my life, my life, life is mine, life is mine...

my life, my life, life is mine, life is mine...

You again?

- Where to? - Are you crazy?

Where to?

Do you want to kill me?

- Where are we going? - Go straight ahead, just go.

One more inch and I'd have broken my leg!

Nothing would have been broken.

Why do you get in front of the car?

Go, go, go! Be careful of the car there, right?

I've been a driver for 15 years in the hell of life...

and I always forget the stupid meter.

Turn here, turn here, turn here.

I can't, you spoke too late.

What do you mean I spoke too late?

You should have said something sooner.

How can I turn on a road that I'm already on top of?

Plus with this second breaking down this way, man alive!

Now you'll have to go back around there...

We'll go back, hang on, I'll turn around.

Why didn't you turn in there, Ace at the Wheel?

Because there's a traffic jam. Can't you see that?

Everyone is turning there...

Do you always drive in first gear?

No, second it jammed.

Why didn't you take the car to the garage yet?

I didn't leave it there because I can't, I don't need to.

I'll fix it myself, one of these days.

- Why haven't you fixed it? - Man, get a life!

Let me drive, as I know to drive, right?

You know how to drive like no one else, right?

No one drives like you.

When a guy gets into my car starts to teach me how to drive,

to teach me where to go, and where not to go...

With so many cars in the city, I have to get this one.

- Right, we'll get there. - The more I pray

the more spooks appear.

Move it, man, it's green. Look at the bus! Be careful with the bus!

- Look at the bus! - I have the right of way, don't bother me!

Where, where are you doing to turn around?

I'll turn around up over there.

I'm doing a favor and the guy still gets in the way.

- What do you mean, doing a favor? - Doing a favor, exactly.

I'm escaping from this guy who is behind us.

- What? - He's been there a while, behind us.

- Since when? - Since you got in the car.

The guy turned at the other corner.

Turned nothing, he's back there. He's been there for a long time.

- No, he's not. - You don't know anything.

Now, I'll turn here, if you want, and if you don't want that

I'll stop the car and you can get out, right?

Look here, I pay you to drive the car. You are the chauffer.

You have to do the chauffeuring. You're the chauffer!

It doesn't matter, I'm the one who's driving the car...

Where do you want to go? Up to now, you haven't said

Go straight ahead, take the turn up there farther.

I'm going straight ahead, I'm going straight.

But go straight ahead without complaining! What are you doing man?

- You are earning your wages for this. - But you're the one complaining, not me.

I'm not complaining one bit, man. Get going!

- I am going, man alive! - Make the turn there, now turn here.

- I'm telling you before hand, right? - I'll make the turn.

Later don't say I didn't give you enough warning to make the turn

Go, boy, here, now!

- Relax, man, I'm going to turn here. - I'm cool, who is it that's uptight?

Go, man, can't you see? You can turn there.

- You're going to kill that guy... - He'll make it across, he'll make it.

- Go, now let's get moving! - Now I'm going to stop this car.

You're not going to stop for a minute, not a minute.

Yes, I am going to stop, I'll stop right here.

- You're going to get out of this old piece of junk. - No way, I'm paying.

I won't be able to stand a passenger who makes me lose by patience.

- I'm paying. - Get out, damn!

- Put your hand there! - Let go there!

- Drive the car! - Get out of this car!

- I'm paying. - Get out of the car, out of the car!

You're not paying anything. It doesn't matter!

The car is mine, I'll drive as I please.

- Get out, get out! - I'm paying.

- It doesn't matter if you're paying. - This is how you earn your money.

You have to doing the chauffeuring! You're a taxi chauffer!

Get out of here, man! Get out of here, man!

- There are lots of cars out there... - But I want this one!

- Get out of here, I already told you, damn! - I want this one, I want this one.

You don't want nothing, you don't want any shit!

My man!

Ah, go... go, hurry up and ask. Ask about the john, fast, right...

Ask for the john, man, right? Hein? Ah! Yes, Ah...

- My man! - Talk to him.

- Waiter, Hi! - Order a beer and the urinal, right?

The john, right man? Get it yourself.

Ah... you're going to drink the rest, you're going to drink the rest,

man, how crazy can it get?

You're going to get into trouble, real bad.

If you want, I have some here, right?

No, thanks. I don't want any.

- But my beer is great. - Thanks, I don't want any.

- You sure? - Yes.

- Gimme, gimme gimme one here. - My man

Gimme a cigarette, gimme a cigarette.

Cigarette. Great!

A light. Gimme a light.

Give me a light.

The guy ain't gonna come here, right? My man, waiter, come here!

So, get a urinal yourself already, too, man.

Get it yourself, man, Get it yourself. The guy isn't going to come.

- Of course he's not going to come. - You like to smoke, don't you?

Ah... cigarette's good, is it? Good isn't it, damn?

Go on talk to him directly. Give all your orders, he's not coming.

Right? He won't come. So order everything at once, man.

Order everything at once.

Ask for a urinal, a beer, cigarettes, ask for everything, right?

You're smashed, aren't you man?

You're smashed, aren't you man? Great!

You'll drink! It's good...

But the rest, the rest...

Great, Great.

- I don't want any. - But this beer is great.

Here, look.

- No, I don't want any, thanks. - If my beer is great.

- But I don't want any, thanks. - So how is it that you don't want any, hein?

I don't want any.

- I don't want any! - I'll drink it then, man, I'll drink it.

The telephone, isn't anyone going to answer the phone?

Never, never, never, never,

never, never, you're won't get what you want.

But isn't there anyone here to answer the phone?

Order directly over the phone. Add to the list, man.

Hello? Right.

What?

What?

I told you.

Telephone, man the telephone...

Together with the list you ask for a telephone too. That's great.

- Do you want something to eat? - No, thanks I don't want anything.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Ah, pizza...

Feast your eyes on her? She's looking at you.

Ah. She's smoking. She smokes, doesn't she?

She's looking at you, She's looking at you

Look at that hair.

What a sight man?

And the lips, man.

She's looking at you... totally unemotional,

Look at her eyes. She's beautiful!

She's wonderful!

Do you know her?

Yes, I do.

So you know her, do you?

She keeps looking.

- She keeps looking. - I see that she's looking at me.

I see that she's looking at me.

- I see! - Ah, boy those eyes...

She's wonderful!

Look here, stop, please. Stop, Stop this thing.

Stop talking, will ya?

- Stop, stop, stop! - Look at her eyes.

- Cigarette?

- Hi. - Hi, are you right?

Why did you say "Everything is right?" I only said 'Hi'

Because that's what people say, isn't it?

Let's start over again, right? Hi.

Hi.

Wanna a beer?

- Want to smoke? - Yes.

- Hi. - Hi, are you right?

Just say "Hi".

Just like that, without anything else.

Hi.

Because that's the way we talk. Hi.

What do you mean the way we talk? I was talking...

No, no. You didn't ask a direct question.

If I come up to a person and say: "Hi, how are ya?

I want to know if the person is fine, you see?

If you're fine. The person says: "Fine", like that, speaking of which...

So why don't you say, "Hi"?

Right. Hi!

Wasn't it right?

No, it was funny. Nah, it's fine.

With time you learn.

What for?

Ah, I don't know!

I don't know, do you understand?

Look what I'm trying to say is if you understand?

It seems that

I think with time, we acquire a certain tranquility.

we behave in

a calm way

I don't know, I think I'm talking

nonsense, I'm talking too much.

That's right.

You agreed too early.

I was thinking before.

Before I even finished, you had already said, 'right'...

But I was already thinking about that.

But that's exactly what I'm trying to say,

I'm not saying that you agreed automatically.

You had already agreed before,

you were just waiting for me to finishing talking to say: "yes"!

Yes.

But in a certain way you could be...

try to mask it a bit.

What for? To be more polite?

I don't know if it's a case of politeness...

it's more

to the extent you are talking to me

is because you want to talk to me.

What are you here for? To talk to me, right?

Umm, I don't know.

But any way you are talking to me.

Yes, I am.

So you had a predisposition...

But it's that, this conversation flows more, I don't know.

I'm not sure that's what I really wanted to say.

Well, I'm not sure if that was exactly what I wanted to say, you know?

Do you want to start over again?

Right! From the beginning.

You agreed too early again.

In any case, let's begin again, Hi!

- Hi. - I started wrong, let's start again.

Hi.

- Let me start. - Ah, you start?

- I'll start. - Right.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hum? - Hi.

Right?

Why did you say 'hum"?

Didn't you know that it was 'Hi, that I was going to say?

Of course not!

What? Didn't you say, "Hi"? Isn't it logical that it was "Hi" that I would have to say.

You say "Hi" to a person, and what does he say? He says: "Hi."

- You can say, "good afternoon." - But sometimes, it's Hi.

Why did you go, 'hum'? Because you thought I had spoken too softly?

You grunted.

So what?

Isn't "Hi" a type of grunt?

Good morning, Good afternoon, good evening, aren't they grunted?

It's a type of bark of man, right?

Because no one reflects on the meaning that

words like 'good morning, good afternoon, good evening' have.

No one thinks: good morning, good afternoon, good evening' right?

No one thinks about it being morning, afternoon or evening.

Simply, if you haven't had lunch you say good morning,

after lunch you say good afternoon,

and after dinner you say good evening,

but don't tell anyone.

You are being too obvious!

Sit down there, ah!

Sit down!

Sit down!

I still remember your ball gown

It was white,

white,

All white

my love

The orchestra played some plaintive waltzes

plaintive waltzes

I took your arms and we started dancing, both in silence

and the couples who danced with us

said things, exchanged vows, in whispers.

Violins filled the air with emotion

and desires of a hundred hearts

To make you jealous,

I tried flirting with someone,

but you didn't flirt with anyone.

You only looked at me,

I sang love victories,

but it was a dream, I woke up...

I dreamed that you were so beautiful

at a party of rare splendor.

I still remember your ball gown,

it was white, white, all white, my love.

The orchestra played some plaintive waltzes, plaintive waltzes

I took your arms and we started dancing, both in silence

and the couples who danced with us

said things, exchanged vows, in whispers.

Once upon a time there were 3 bandits.

They said that one was the mother

of the other. But we don't know anything about that.

All of them were very bad. The mother, we don't even want to mention.

Because, we don't know anything about that. They were awful!

They stole everything.

They killed everyone.

They ate everything they broke everything.

Well,

until one day,

that they stole...

I dreamed that you were so beautiful

at a party of rare splendor.

I still remember your ball gown,

it was white, white, all white, my love.

all white,

my love.

The orchestra played some plaintive waltzes,

plaintive waltzes

I took your arms and we started dancing, both in silence

and the couples who danced with us

said things, exchanged vows, in whispers.

Violins filled the air with emotion

and desires of a hundred hearts

To make you jealous,

I tried flirting with someone,

but you didn't flirt with anyone.

You only looked at me,

I sang love victories,

but it was a dream, I woke up...

One more waltz, once more missing

someone who didn't want me.

I go singing alone around the city,

pretending to be happy...

One more waltz, once more missing.

Let's celebrate 25 years of union,

and happiness still lives in my heart.

I also became older, but I almost didn't notice,

my love for you keeps growing and growing

Twenty-five years of veneration and pleasure

there are so many... years of pain.

Upon thinking of you,

I have to understand,

that life is way too short for so much love.

THE END