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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,747 America, every marriage has its ups and downs. 1 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,652 And Bernie Mac is no different. 2 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:26,123 And last week, it was down. 3 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,126 I mean, way down. 4 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:31,391 Shake your body down to the ground, down. 5 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:34,592 And I wanna tell you about it, but I have to be fair. 6 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,896 If there is one thing last week taught me... 7 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,437 it was that it ain't always what I think. 8 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,530 Even though it's The Bernie Mac Show. 9 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,802 But I still wanna give you both sides. 10 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,276 So let me introduce someone to you with another point of view. 11 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,279 - [Wanda Clears Throat] - Wait a minute, baby. 12 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,612 Let me introduce you to the people, okay? 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,882 And now, addressing America for the very first time... 14 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,150 I'd like to introduce my best friend... 15 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:01,557 the sugar in my coffee, the � la mode in my pie... 16 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,255 the "black" in my "eyed peas"... 17 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:07,424 Ms. Wanda. Wanda Mac, y'�ll. 18 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:11,526 Oh. Now? 19 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:20,071 Okay. Hi. I'm Wanda Mac. 20 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:23,911 - [Muttering] - Oh, I'm sorry. 21 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,008 Anyway, um... 22 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:29,714 I had all this vacation saved up, and I had to use it or lose it. 23 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:34,556 So, I thought it would be nice to spend some time at home. 24 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,095 - [Exhales] How'd I do? - You did good, girl. 25 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,165 I did? Are they still looking? 26 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,558 [Beeping] 27 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,365 [Groaning] Y'�ll better be getting up! 28 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,372 No, no, Bernie. You stay in bed. I'll get the kids. 29 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,271 [Chuckles] What? 30 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,775 - I want to get 'em ready for school. - Why? 31 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,403 Because I never get to spend time with them. 32 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,711 This will be a real chance for us to bond. It'll be fun. 33 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:03,411 Baby, it might be a lot of things, but fun ain't gonna be one of'em. 34 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,821 Hey, you get to be the mom all the time. 35 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,155 It's my vacation. I wanna be the mom. 36 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,161 Wanda, listen. 37 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:14,131 Why don't you try something easy, like being a gardener, okay? 38 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:18,295 - I got this. - Okay. Suit yourself, baby. 39 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:21,373 But the key to the liquor cabinet is under the fern. 40 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:25,968 Wake up, Jordan. Wipe the sandman out your eyes. 41 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,243 ?? [Humming] 42 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,319 - Wake up, sleeping beauty. - [Groaning] 43 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,318 Wakey, wakey. 44 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:41,757 That's right, everybody. Rise and shine. 45 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,659 Let's start a beautiful day. 46 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,231 - Where the kids at? - They'll be out in a jiff. 47 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,807 - How many times you call em'? - Once. 48 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,844 Once? You treat them kids like they're civilized. 49 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,812 Come here. Let me show you how you wake the kids up. 50 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,146 Come on. Just follow me. All right! Everybody get up! 51 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,446 Y'�ll know the routine. No need to be messin' around. 52 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,489 Guess what, y'�ll. It's showtime. 53 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,252 This the ringleader right here. Get her started, you got everybody else. 54 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,795 Right here. Let's go. Ah, yeah. No need to be messin' around. 55 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:20,195 This boy here, he something else. See? Hey, come on. 56 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,894 Get up. Get up there. Yeah, keep goin'. Y eah. 57 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:26,597 That boy hate water, man. He hate water worse than a cat. Can't stand it. 58 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,800 Now, see, her... You gotta get the blood circulating through her head. Let's go! 59 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:33,709 - [Screaming] - All right, everybody. All right. 60 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,713 I want everybody in the bathroom! 61 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,113 Face washed, teeth brushed, hair combed. 62 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:42,086 - I want you to move it, move it, move it! - Ow! 63 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,884 - You could have untied it first. - Hey, baby. 64 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,824 See, this is not hard. You gotta treat those kids like they're convicts. 65 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,259 You gotta be creative. You gotta have a little fun. 66 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,127 Look at that. That was masterful. 67 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,999 That's a maestro at work, baby. 68 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,071 Is he always like this? 69 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,874 Baby, whatcha doin'? 70 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:11,407 - Making breakfast. - I'm gonna show you breakfast. 71 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,985 See this? Bam, bam, bam! 72 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,545 - That is called breakfast. - This is a sad, sorry excuse for breakfast. 73 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,353 - They're not gonna eat no eggs Florentine. - They'll eat my eggs Florentine. 74 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,360 - No, they're not. - Yes, they will. 75 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,487 I bet they don't. 76 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:35,270 Fine. 77 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:40,039 Go ahead and eat cold cereal, for all I care. 78 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,779 Honey, I'll... I'll eat one of them. 79 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,912 Baby, I like your eggs Florentine. 80 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,354 I don't have no... Hey. 81 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,153 Why don't you make the kids some of your apricot crepes sometime? 82 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:57,195 - That's delicious. - [Mock Chuckle] 83 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,492 I'm just saying... Baby, they black. 84 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,227 - I'm black. - Let's move on. 85 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:06,237 Hey! I'm pulling out in exactly 90 seconds. 86 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,500 Wait. Here's your lunches. Here's your lunches. Here you go. 87 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,803 Here you go. Here you go. 88 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,810 Hey, Bryana, honey, tie your shoe. 89 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,846 I don't know how to tie my shoe. 90 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,643 It's not hard. I'll show you. 91 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,911 Wanda, we ain't got a lot of time. We're under the gun now. 92 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:23,853 You take one lace, make a bunny ear. You take the other lace, make another bunny ear. 93 00:05:23,956 --> 00:05:27,517 You fold it under, and voil�. 94 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,925 Tied shoes. Now you try it. 95 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:34,659 Make one lace. 96 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,758 - Go under. - No, no, no. 97 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,429 - You gotta make a bunny ear with this lace. - Wanda, we gotta go. 98 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,337 Then you make a bunny ear with this. This'll just take a second. 99 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,502 And then you take another bunny ear, and then you put that... 100 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,671 - And you turn it around, and you flip it in there and squeeze it. - Ow! 101 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,772 Let's go. Limp to the car. We gotta go. 102 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,113 You really could use a lesson in patience. 103 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:54,777 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some other time. 104 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,787 But right now, we got a story to tell. 105 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,881 Why don't you tell the American people what happened when you tried to put the kids to bed? 106 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,892 - Tell 'em that, baby. - What? 107 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,929 - Wha... - They were perfect little angels. 108 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,295 - You gotta hold it under the water. That's what... - [Crying] 109 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,369 - Get in the bathtub this instant! - No, no. I want bubbles. 110 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:14,065 - Bubbles give you a rash. Get in! - It's only that one time! 111 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,006 - Hey! Didn't I tell you to get off that phone? - Ow! I am getting off. 112 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,374 - Now! - I am! 113 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,004 - Nobody. - Bryana, please. 114 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,845 - Get in that tub now! Ooh! - [Crying] 115 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,419 - What the... - No, I got time. 116 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,613 - That was too much. Okay? - Mmm. 117 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,156 They are not perfect little angels. They are monsters. 118 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,658 I been tellin' you. Y'�ll be tryin' to make me the bad guy. 119 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,787 - Ooh, baby, I'm sorry. - You wanted to bust their heads till the white meat showed. 120 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,866 - What? I wanted to kill them. Oop! - All right. 121 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,094 Baby, shoot. America see them every day. They understand. 122 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,170 They know. [Chuckles] 123 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,434 But I did have one small victory. 124 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,442 - What, that was a victory? - You know that was a victory. 125 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,910 Hush. Watch. 126 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,846 - You will take a bath and like it. - No! No, it's cold! 127 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:59,782 - Well, that's too bad. Get in the tub! - No! No! 128 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,911 - Ow, ow. - And stay there. 129 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,081 [Moaning] 130 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:09,218 Bryana, I put you to bed an hour ago. What are you doing up? 131 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:12,593 Look, Aunt Wanda! I tied my shoes! 132 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:17,601 - What? - I tied my shoes all by myself, just like you taught me. 133 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,279 Baby girl. 134 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:39,153 Bernie, you won't believe what Bryana just did. 135 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,385 Use bleach, baby. Lots and lots of bleach. 136 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,691 - No, she tied her shoes. - What? 137 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:48,164 She tied her shoes all by herself, just like I taught her. 138 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,599 - It was incredible. - That's great. 139 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,137 That means less work for me now. 140 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:57,608 I taught her something that she will take with her for the rest of her life. 141 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:02,477 It's an unbelievable feeling. L... I can't describe it. 142 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,073 Actually, baby, sometimes it's hard to find the right words. 143 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:08,950 But maybe when you come back from getting me a beer, your thoughts been uncrystallized. 144 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:13,253 But you did good. Honey, you did good. 145 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:25,333 - Hey, Patricia. - Hey, Wanda. What are you doing out during the day? 146 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,338 - I'm spending the week with the kids. - Oh. 147 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,340 Oh, and I'm so glad that I did it. 148 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,536 I had the most incredible experience. 149 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:36,206 - I taught Bryana to tie her shoe. - Uh-huh? 150 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:40,149 - That's it. - Oh. 151 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,484 I know it sounds silly, but it was so exciting. 152 00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:47,218 I think for the first time, I know what it feels like to be a mom. 153 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:50,124 Well, I'm very happy for you, Wanda. 154 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,720 Thank you. 155 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,824 - Oh. - Oh. What's wrong? 156 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:58,301 Oh, nothing. She's just kicking. 157 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:01,305 Ooh. Here. Feel. 158 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:05,437 - Oh, my God. That's amazing. - Mmm. 159 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,673 - Yeah, that's something else, huh? - Yeah. 160 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:12,080 - Ooh! She kicked again. - Yeah, she does it all day. 161 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,981 - All day? - Mm-hmm. 162 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,247 Wow. 163 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,653 What does that feel like? 164 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,249 L... I can't explain it. 165 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,736 ?? [Woman Singing Soul] 166 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,280 - Aunt Wanda? - [Gasps] Yes, baby? 167 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,355 Are you pretending? 168 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,287 Yes, baby. 169 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,655 Okay. 170 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,093 ?? [Soul Continues] 171 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:11,365 - [Shouting] - [Baby Crying] 172 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:14,878 Shook my doggone beer up. That don't make no doggone sense. 173 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,472 ?? [Ends] 174 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:23,043 - Bernie, you think I should trade in my car? - You just got the car. 175 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,989 - So you think it's safe? - I don't think anything, baby. 176 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,187 - How can you say it's safe? - Wanda, I didn't say it was safe. 177 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,323 I think we should be more concerned about safety. There's kids in the house. 178 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,334 Okay, Wanda. 179 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,529 Let's think about safety. I'm sorry. 180 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,164 I don't know why I'm sayin' I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. 181 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,367 I said it, okay? 182 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,315 Bernie. 183 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,114 - Bernie, I was just thinking. - What now? 184 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,247 Remember when we talked about adding another room? 185 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:01,724 - What you talkin' about? Six years ago? - I'm not looking for a fight. 186 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,387 - Well, what the hell goin' on baby? - Don't get upset. 187 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,193 - I just asked you a question. - I'm not gettin' upset. 188 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,029 But one minute you comin' to me talkin' about is the car safe. 189 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,537 Next minute you talkin' about another room. Wh... What you really wanna know? 190 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,233 Don't put this on me, Bernie. I'm just saying, you know... 191 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,072 - if we bring another person in the house. - Bring what, who, where, baby? 192 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,978 - What are you talking about? - If you're gonna be like that, let's just drop it. 193 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,643 How am I acting? What... Wanda, what am I droppin'? 194 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,583 Huh? Baby! 195 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,282 - Wanda! - [Man] She's nesting, man. 196 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,517 - You're gonna have baby Bernies before you know it. - Yo, yo. 197 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,925 She's ready to have some mini-Macs, man. Uh-huh. 198 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,396 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Y'�ll wrong about that. Y'�ll-Y'�ll-Y'�ll truly wrong. 199 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,593 Wanda and I already talked about it, and we ain't havin' no baby. 200 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,764 - I put my foot down. - I put my foot down too. Four times. 201 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,773 - Kelly, how many kids I got now? - Four. 202 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,173 Hey, watch your back man. 203 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,745 - Watch yo back man. - Watch your back. 204 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:57,577 - Y'�ll ignorant. - Yeah, seriously ignorant. 205 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:03,182 Guess who's the big winner tonight? 206 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,450 - Bernie Mac. - [Chuckles] 207 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,392 But baby, I'd trade all my chips to get a little dip in your hip. 208 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,559 - You so silly, Bernie. - Mmm. 209 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,898 I wonder if our baby would be as funny as his daddy. 210 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,606 Funny? Baby? 211 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,371 Yeah. If we had a baby... 212 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,845 I wonder if he would have your sense of humor. 213 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:33,112 Why you asking? You trying to get pregnant? 214 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:37,155 - Wanda, you tryin' to have a baby on me. - What are you talking about? 215 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,953 No, I know what you talking about. Ow, boy. 216 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,426 All of a sudden, extra room, safe car. 217 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:47,056 - You ain't been takin' your pills, have you? - What? 218 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,396 - "What"? - What are you saying? 219 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,165 - What you think I'm sayin'? - What, you don't trust me? 220 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,673 What, you think I'm tryin' to trap you? 221 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,007 If you have that little faith in my character... 222 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,910 then it's best that we don't have a baby. 223 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:07,918 - That's what I'm talkin' about. - Why can't we have a baby? 224 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,217 - Wanda, why you vexin' on me like this? - I'm not vexin' on you. 225 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,019 You are. Next minute you're fightin', and one minute you cryin'. 226 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,458 - Make up your doggone mind. - You didn't answer my question. 227 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,757 - Oh, I answered your question. - What was it? 228 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,322 - We ain't havin' no baby. Case closed. - Case closed? 229 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:26,393 - Case closed. - Case closed. 230 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,336 Case closed. 231 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,174 Come on. We bigger than that. I know you ain't gonna sleep on no couch. 232 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:40,343 - Now, come on, now. - Oh, I'm not. 233 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,792 She's not sittin' here because she's really embarrassed. 234 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,197 She didn't wanna see this part again. 235 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,202 Let me tell y'�ll what happened. 236 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,534 She was so upset that day that she left the house... 237 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,800 and I had no idea where she went. 238 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,968 - Where's Aunt Wanda? - She's out, baby girl. 239 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,047 She promised she would make candles with us. 240 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:12,140 She said she was gonna love and obey me, so you see... 241 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,482 [Stomps Feet] I wanna make candles. 242 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:19,046 - Well, we can't right now, baby girl. - Why? 243 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:23,060 - Because Aunt Wanda's not here. - Is Aunt Wanda in the rehab? 244 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,663 Come on. Come on. I-I'll make some candles with you. 245 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,641 Your hour's up, ma'�m. 246 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,179 - Your fingers tired? - No, ma'�m. 247 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,842 - Then give me another hour. - Yes, ma'�m. 248 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,317 [Bernie] What color are you makin', Nessa? 249 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:52,117 I was gonna mix both these two colors together. 250 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,784 Jordan, be careful. You gettin' wax everywhere. 251 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,523 - You gotta be careful. - I'm making this candle for Aunt Wanda. 252 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,531 It's her favorite color. 253 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,328 Aw, that's nice, baby girl. 254 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,527 But I thought Aunt Wanda's favorite color was blue. 255 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,632 Aw. I mean, that's nice. 256 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,711 Auntie Wanda gonna love that, baby girl. That's nice. 257 00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:17,214 - Hey, uh, where is Aunt Wanda? - Uh, she went to get some air. 258 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,580 [Slurping] 259 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,620 This time, put some sprinkles in it. 260 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,717 Miss, we don't usually put sprinkles in the shakes. 261 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:33,286 I'm paying you. Hook it up. 262 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,970 Please. 263 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,007 - Which one'd you make? - [Vanessa] I made all the cute ones. 264 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:46,077 - [Bernie] You would've. - [Jordan] I made the ones with faces like this one. 265 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:50,239 - [Vanessa] This one was funny. - Look at all the heads like sinister, like diabolical. 266 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,250 [Bryana] Hey, Uncle Bernie? Which one did you make? 267 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,786 - Mine didn't come out. - He made the one at the back. 268 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,482 - Yeah. - That one right here? 269 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,651 Kind of sucked. I'm telling you. I don't know. 270 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,491 - [Glass Clatters] - Aw! Baby girl, look at you. 271 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,497 - Ooh! Ooh! - Why's she always spilling stuff? 272 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:12,400 Vanessa, watch her. I gotta get some towels. Watch her! 273 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:16,031 - Candles are so... - No, don't touch it. 274 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:20,100 Aunt Wanda, you finally came home. 275 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:24,808 - We thought you were mad at us. - Kids, I'm not mad at you. Why would you say that? 276 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,512 'Cause you said you would play with us, but you went away. 277 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,647 - Yeah. We haven't seen you all day. - It's Bernie's fault, isn't it? 278 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:37,962 No. It's not his fault. 279 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,793 Well, partly. 280 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:44,858 But your Aunt Wanda has been going through her own thing... 281 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,870 and she's dealing with it. 282 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,033 What am I saying? 283 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,636 Look. I wanted to be the mom this week... 284 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,148 and I forgot about that... 285 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,343 and I'm sorry... 286 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,580 but... I have one day left... 287 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,419 and I wanna be the mom again. 288 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,653 What do you say? Let's go have some fun. 289 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,993 - [Children] Yeah! - Yeah! 290 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,089 ?? [Guitar] 291 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,931 - [Lip-Synching] - ?? [Woman Singing Soul] 292 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,372 ?? [Tempo Accelerates] 293 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,545 - ?? [Switches Off] - Yeah! 294 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,882 - Okay, kids. Time for bed. - [All] Already? 295 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,252 Yes, already. Go brush your teeth. 296 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,917 Go on. I'll be in to tuck you in in a minute. 297 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,288 ? Doo, doo-doo Doo, doo-doo? 298 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:58,101 - So you're not mad at me anymore, huh? - We should talk. 299 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,501 Yeah. 300 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,439 Look, here's the thing. 301 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:08,411 I may not have communicated with you clearly about what I wanted. 302 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,280 But you can't shut the door on me when I talk to you. 303 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,717 Even if we've decided on something earlier. 304 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,312 Things change. 305 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,721 I've changed. 306 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,317 And I have a right to do that, don't I? 307 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,396 Yes. 308 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,664 And you have to respect that, right? 309 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,865 Right. 310 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,135 Come here, baby. 311 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,336 Hold on. Hold on, now. 312 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,141 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use the word "baby" for a while. 313 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,045 [Laughs] Come here. 314 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,779 - I love you, baby. - I love you too. 315 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,647 So it all worked out in the end. 316 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,352 It was a rough patch, but I said my piece... 317 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,520 and now my husband understands my feelings. 318 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:06,460 Look, baby. I'm gonna be straight with you, okay? 319 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,564 You're my wife, I love you... 320 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,973 and I respect you. 321 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,910 And if you wanna have a baby... 322 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,981 I'm gonna say... 323 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,744 let's just keep it on the table. 324 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,082 Now, that don't mean yes. It don't mean no, Wanda. 325 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,315 All it means is... 326 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,018 let's keep it on the table. 327 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,321 Really? 328 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,227 Really. 329 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,800 Thank you. 330 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,802 Now, listen. Give me a little privacy. 331 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,372 I wanna talk to America by myself for a little something. 332 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,839 - Okay. - Okay? 333 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,842 - Love you. - Love you, too, baby. 334 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,912 Said it first. 335 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,220 I thought she'd never leave. 336 00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:00,883 Now I can say what I really feel. She must be crazier than a... 337 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,723 Bernie Mac ain't havin' no doggone baby. You got it? 338 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:06,662 And y'�ll better not tell. It's gonna be our little secret, America. 339 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,166 Case closed. Well, at least for now, 'cause people change. 340 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,897 I ain't never changing. I ain't changin' my mind for nothing. 341 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,803 Bernie, a 44-year-old, running around chasin' some doggone baby. 342 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,842 Goo, goo, gaa, gaa, my a... Excuse me. 343 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,037 Look, y'�ll know I ain't crazy. Y'�ll know it. 344 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,114 You feel the same way. What'd I look like sittin' up there... 345 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,911 "Get up; your time to change him"... in the middle of the doggone night. 346 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,646 Man, I'd be... 50, he'd be five. 347 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,915 I'm sittin' on a swing pushin' somebody. 348 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,186 Grabbing my chest. You crazy as heck. Hmph. 349 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,228 Have a baby. [Muttering] 350 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,229 - 'P rises. - Ah, she prob... 351 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,063 Maybe she'll bring a pizza or something. 352 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,727 Mmm. Pizza. 353 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:50,069 Uh... I think she was gonna bring crab legs. 354 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,143 - You like crab legs? - Yeah. 355 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,371 Yeah? What you like about em'? 356 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:59,143 Crab legs, and... hmm... shrimp and lobster. 357 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,378 Oh, that's your favorite? 358 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:05,820 Boy. Ain't nobody gonna take you out when you get big. 359 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,892 [People Laughing] 29387

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