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- [Tig] Debby.
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- Yes.
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- Your name is Debby.
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- Yes, my name is Debby.
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- Debby.
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- And then...
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- [Tig] Bread.
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(audience laughs)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
A Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I'm a comedian and I
don't follow pop culture,
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I don't watch a lot of TV shows or movies,
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so I have a hard time
recognizing famous people.
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And on this show I interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So please welcome this person.
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(upbeat music)
(audience applause)
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- I'm this person.
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- Hi.
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I'm Tig.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Yeah, thanks for having me.
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- Where are you from?
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- I moved around a lot.
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So I was born in Alabama and then I lived
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in Texas for a few years.
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- I was onto you.
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- No you weren't.
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Alabama?
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- I detect an accent.
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- My parents are from Texas,
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so I've been speaking with my mom today.
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So I think that I have,
the accent does come back.
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But then I lived in
Germany and then I lived
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in Dallas Forth Worth for like four years,
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and then moved here when I was 14.
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Can you guess how old I am?
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Do you know?
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- I'm certain I could be your mother.
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- I don't know.
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Well, I'm 26.
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- Yeah, I could be your mother.
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- Okay.
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- I am your mother.
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- I know of you because my mom
is a breast cancer survivor.
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And she--
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- Word got out about my cancer I guess.
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- Yeah she knows, everyone knows now.
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- And how's your mother?
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- So today is the five year anniversary
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of her being no evidence of disease.
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- That's incredible.
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- Yeah.
(audience applause)
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- [Tig] That's a big day.
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- It's a huge day, yeah.
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- She had stage four?
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- Yeah.
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So only 22% of stage four
survivors make it to year five.
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- Whoa.
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- I know.
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- I'm full of feelings.
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What is your name?
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You almost told me.
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- I almost did.
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I almost did.
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I was introducing myself
to people backstage
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and they were like, "You've
gotta stop doing that."
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Shoot.
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- I wanna ask a cue card question.
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Do you speak any other languages?
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- I do.
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I speak German.
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- Oh yeah, you lived there.
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- I lived there.
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I went to German public
school and became fluent.
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- Alexa, what is Under a Rock
with Tig Notaro in German?
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- [Alexa] Under a Rock with
Tig Notaro in German is.
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(speaking foreign language)
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- Kinda sounded like
she was dropping a beat.
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- I'm gonna do a fun fact.
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- Okay.
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- These are fun facts in this bowl.
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This is fun.
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- This is fun?
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- Oh yeah.
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You are inspired by
Anne Hathaway's career.
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- Just so that you can remember,
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this is Anne Hathaway.
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(audience laughs)
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- All right, you're an actor.
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'Cause it says your first costar
was a big purple dinosaur.
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- You know that one.
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- [Tig] Of course.
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- 'Cause if you don't know him.
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- You were on Barney?
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- I was on Barney, yeah.
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And I am an actor, yeah.
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- That's so great.
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Congrats on the Barney gig.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I played teenage girl.
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- You did?
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- Yeah.
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I booked it on my 13th birthday
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for the role of teenage girl.
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- What does that look like?
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What was teenage girl?
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What did she say and do?
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I'm just curious.
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- She lost her dog in a ravine.
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- Sure.
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- So she had to call on to
Barney and the fire fighters
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to help her find her dog.
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- Okay.
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- So it was essentially
like I lost my dog!
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Barney, can you help me find my dog?
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- So, when people watch this
are they gonna be like oh,
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I remember that.
- That was you?
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- You were teenage girl in the ravine.
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- Yeah.
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You lost the dog.
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- And then, spoiler alert,
Barney finds the dog.
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Okay I'm gonna give you a clue.
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- Well, you'd hope.
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- Well, this should.
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Okay.
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So do you know who, you know who this is.
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- Anne Hathaway.
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- That's true.
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Do you know who this is?
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- It's not Dolley Madison.
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- Uh-uh.
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- It's um...
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- You'll find her, you
know, in the grocery store.
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- No, I know, 'cause the Ding Dongs.
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I was so annoying as a kid.
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I would go up to their Ding
Dong and put my finger in it
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and go, "Ding dong."
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(audience laughing)
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And then.
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- That's so wrong.
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You don't mess with a girl's Ding Dong.
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- That's the quote we were looking for.
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(audience laughing)
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We do it every episode in
hopes of getting the quote.
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- [Debby] The sound bite.
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- Yeah.
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- Do you know her?
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- That is, um...
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- She makes snack cakes.
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She's described by her size.
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- Tiny.
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Little Debbie.
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- Yeah!
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- Little Debbie.
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- Yeah.
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- Debby.
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- Yes.
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- Your name is Debby.
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- Yes, my name is Debby.
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- Debby.
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- [Debby] And then...
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- Bread.
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Debby Bread.
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There you have it.
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- Debby Bread.
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- Debby Bread.
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- Thanks so much for having me.
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- Debby.
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Debby, rye?
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- Mm-hm.
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- Debby Rye, Anne Hathaway.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Debby Ryan.
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- Yes.
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(audience applause)
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That's my name.
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- There she is, Debby Ryan.
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Am I pronouncing it correctly?
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- No, you can pronounce it Ryan.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well that's embarrassing.
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- Yeah, I'm not introducing a name to you,
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like those are both names
you've heard before.
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- Well if it isn't Debby Ryan.
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Is your real name Deborah?
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- Mm-hm, D-E-B-O-R-A-H.
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Deborah.
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- Okay.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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My guest today is an actor and producer
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with over 26 million
social media followers.
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Beginning her career at the age of 12,
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she starred in Disney Channel shows
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such as The Suite Life On Deck,
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and as the title character
in the hit series Jessie,
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which she also developed,
produced, and directed.
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You're a freak of nature.
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You're 26.
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- Yeah.
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But I told you about my mom.
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Like that's who bred me, you know.
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Like I got one of those
where's she's saying,
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"Go, go do the thing,
you wanna do the thing,
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"do the thing, make it happen."
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- Yeah, she's like, "I
have stage four cancer,
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"whatever, I'm just gonna..."
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- Yeah she's like, "If I can do this,
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"like you can do a Disney show."
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- You can get 26 million...
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Oh my gosh.
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I am so proud of myself,
I went swimming today.
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At the age of 26 she has already appeared
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in over 200 episodes of television,
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as well as one episode of
Under a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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(audience laughs)
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She currently stars as Patty, Bladell?
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- Bladell.
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- Bladell.
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- [Debby] I knew that one would be good.
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- Bladell, on Netflix's Insatiable.
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Busy, busy little bee.
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Season two of Insatiable is
available on Netflix now.
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Now!
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- Right now.
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- Alexa, dramatic lighting.
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- [Alexa] Okay.
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- Turns out my guest today was Debby Ryan.
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(audience applause)
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Debby, you were a real treat.
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- Well.
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- But truly, you were so--
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- A real Ding Dong.
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- Yeah, you were a real Ding Dong.
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