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- [Tig] There were toys
made in your likeness?
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- Oh yeah, not Barbie but
like dolls, like Barbie dolls.
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- Who are you?
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(laughing)
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- [Alexa] Please welcome, Tig Notaro.
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- Hi, welcome to Under
a Rock with Tig Notaro.
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I'm Tig Notaro.
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I don't watch many movies or TV shows
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so I'm really bad at
recognizing famous people.
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And on this show I interview famous people
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to try and figure out who they are.
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So please welcome this person.
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(lively music)
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Hi.
- Hello, how are you?
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- I'm good, thanks for being here.
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- Yeah, thanks for having me.
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- So, um,
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great, well, ah
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are you thirsty?
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- Yeah, sure.
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Love me some water.
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- Where are you from?
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- I was raised in New York.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- For a second I thought I
detected a Louisiana accent.
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- Oh, my husband's from Alabama.
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- Ah, it was close.
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- Yeah, there's a vacuum there
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from when I lost my New York accent
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so I kinda picked up
the southern from him.
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- Nice.
(laughs)
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I don't know why I feel
like I need to tell you,
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this is a cue card.
- Okay.
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(laughs)
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Good to know.
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- Is there anyone you
are often mistaken for?
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- Sarah Michelle Gellar.
- Okay.
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- Not necessarily because of look
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but because of other reasons.
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- What are they?
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- Because we both have
three names, mainly.
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- Ah,
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I have three names.
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My first, middle, and last.
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- Yeah, mine too, mine too.
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- Yeah, and you use all
three, you're known,
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like people all three of your names.
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- [Melissa] You're almost there.
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- Do you have a catchphrase?
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Like, Git-R-Done!
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- The closest I have is probably, woohoo!
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(laughs)
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- People tuning in,
they would be like, oh,
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as soon as they click to
this show they'd be like,
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oh my god, there's the
woman that says woohoo.
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- No.
- Okay.
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- That's not what they would say at all.
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- Do you know who I am?
- I don't.
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- Okay, Alexa, who is Tig Notaro?
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- [Alexa] Mathilde Tig O'Callaghan Notaro
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is an American stand-up comic,
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writer, radio contributor, and actress.
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The special Tig Notaro:
Boyish Girl Interrupted
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was nominated in 2016 at the
68th Primetime Emmy Awards
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for Outstanding Writing
for a Variety Special.
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- Awesome, that's great.
- I don't do high fives.
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- Oh, sorry.
(laughing)
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Good to know.
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- But this is what, if
somebody goes to high five me
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this is, I'll teach you what I do.
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Question?
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(laughing)
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And then--
- Can I steal that?
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- You can, but there's more to it.
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Question?
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- Can I high five you?
- No.
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(laughs)
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- What if you get this?
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- I do this.
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(laughing)
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You know what, I'm gonna
do a fun fact about you,
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this is a fun fact about you.
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Wow.
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- Uh oh.
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- You own five Picassos.
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- Yes, I own five
Picassos, two Rembrandts,
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one Dali, and one Degas.
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- Are you?
- I like art.
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- Do you like art?
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- I do, I like art.
- You do?
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- You know, I went to school
for a little while in Florence.
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- And do you speak Italian?
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- I'm trying, I take lessons a lot.
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- Can I hear some?
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- No.
- Please.
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Just any,
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meatball.
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(speaking in foreign language)
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- I don't know, oh!
- You just told me your name.
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- I did just tell you my name.
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- So your name is Melissa.
- So you got the first part.
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- Melissa boom boom.
- Mhm, mhm.
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That's pretty close actually.
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(laughing)
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- Melissa Boom Boom?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Okay, Melissa.
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(laughing)
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What's your last name?
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(laughing)
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Your father was a lobster wholesaler.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I didn't know that about you?
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- He was, I know, now my dad's
actually an oyster breeder
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but he was a lobster wholesaler.
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- People have their passions.
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- I know, he's got his maternity ward
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and he impregnates the
oysters, it's crazy.
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- He impregnates the oysters?
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Okay, when did you get famous
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for the thing that your famous for?
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- Probably
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in my teen years when I was about 13.
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- Do you sing?
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- No.
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- Would you mind--
- No.
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Do I have to sing in Italian?
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- No, I was gonna say,
would you mind solving this.
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- Oh, yeah sure, yeah, no problem.
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Got it, I got it, let's see, almost there,
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my son taught me this,
I know how to do this.
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Hold on, the middle ones are
always, let's see if I can...
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- Okay, give me that.
- I don't understand it.
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(laughing)
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- This will help me figure
out who you are immediately.
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(laughing)
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- Those are hard to use.
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- Woohoo!
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(laughing)
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- Exactly.
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Those are fun, have you ever used those?
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- I haven't,
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when would I ever need.
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I guess if I went to gay
pride, I'll be honest, I'm gay.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I've been dabbling in
homosexuality for decades.
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- For a long time.
- For decades.
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(laughs)
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God, I can't wait to find out who you are.
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- You want me to give you a clue?
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- I do.
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- All right, let's see.
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- Ooh,
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- So this
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- a cat.
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- would be the best symbol of me,
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this would be sort of--
- Are you cat girl?
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- Some people might call me that,
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walking down the street
they might be like,
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hey, you worked with that cat.
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- Oh, you work with a cat?
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- He won't shut up.
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- Okay.
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- My most known co-star I'll say.
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- Your most--
- There's also a stand up.
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That you might know.
- There's a stand up?
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- Caroline Rhea.
- I do.
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So you're from, um,
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the Teenage Witch.
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(laughs)
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- Yes, but you still don't know my name.
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- I don't.
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You know, my wife watched that show.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Sabrina the Teenage, are you Sabrina?
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- Yes.
- You're Sabrina.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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And your name is Melissa--
- Boom boom.
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So I've got a good clue here for ya.
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Melisten up.
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- Melisten up?
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That is not the first
time you've used that.
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- Believe it or not it is, actually is.
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But I'm gonna use it from here on out.
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- Do you wanna hear what is my go to?
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When people ask me I'll
tell 'em my name is Tig
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and then they say, oh,
is that short for Tigger?
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And then I say,
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no, it's long for Ti.
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(laughs)
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- That's brilliant.
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And that's why you have your own show.
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- Yes, yes it is.
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- All right, well Melisten up,
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Joan of Arc was a teenage
witch, so take this to heart
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because I don't want to explain it again.
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Boom.
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- Melissa Joan Hart.
- There you go!
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- I've heard of you.
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(audience applauds)
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I figured it out, I figured it out!
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- Now I wanna ask Alexa,
who's Melissa Joan Hart?
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- [Alexa] Melissa Joan Hart
is an American actress.
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She had starring roles
as the titular characters
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in the sitcoms Clarissa Explains It All,
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch,
and Melissa and Joey.
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- And soon to be No Good Nick on Netflix
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but we'll talk about that next time.
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- Congrats on your new show.
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- Yeah, well here, I'm gonna
leave you with my pussy.
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(audience laughs and applauds)
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- Thanks so much for being here.
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- Thank you, it was
really fun, that was fun.
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- Take that back.
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- You don't want it?
- No.
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(cat meows)
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