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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,400 No, Rosie, put the pretty dress on. ROSIE WAILS 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,600 ROSIE WAILS 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,000 Don't you want to look pretty for Gandalf? 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,200 Yes! Yes, Grandma and Gandalf are coming! 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:12,560 ROSIE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,360 And we have to put on the pretty dress that Grandma bought. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,120 Yes. Coming, but waiting. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,920 ROSIE QUIETENS DOWN 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,960 Longer waiting. 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,840 When they get here, we're going to have tea 11 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,440 and there'll be presents. 12 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,640 SHE SQUEALS 13 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,680 But I shouldn't have said that word. 14 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,280 Yes. Presents. 15 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,040 But, as I've been trying to tell you, 16 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,360 it's Ben's birthday. 17 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,720 So they're Ben's presents. 18 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,360 SHE WAILS 19 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:55,720 This programme contains very strong language. 20 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,720 In FIFA, I got Neymar for a 100 mil! 21 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,720 How'd you manage that?! He's only, like, 120! 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,040 He's one of my defenders in the swap deal. 23 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,800 Can I go back to yours? See if it's any good? 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,160 We could, but my grandparents are coming over for 25 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,920 ...for my birthday. Ah. You know. 26 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,160 It's hard to play Fifa with my little sister getting in the way. 27 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,280 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,200 HE IMITATES ROSIE SHOUTING 29 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,400 What is actually wrong with your sister? 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,520 I don't know. She's just...Rosie. 31 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,240 ROSIE SHOUTS 32 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,920 Mum. 33 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,160 Mum? 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:44,240 No, no, my son is about...this tall. 35 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,520 He's definitely not an actual full-grown man. 36 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,120 Aww! Happy birthday! 37 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,920 My little beefburger. 38 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,560 OK, Mum. 39 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,120 Did you not come back with Jamie? 40 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,880 Yeah. Well, he could have come in for a bit. 41 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,840 He can come to tea with us, if he wants. No, he's busy. 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,560 And I'll see all my friends on Saturday at laser tag. 43 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,960 Yeah, I've got to sort out all the consent forms. 44 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,320 Oh, no! She's taken it off again. 45 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,240 SHE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY 46 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,640 Hey, Princess! 47 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,720 Don't you look pretty?! 48 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,240 Arms-around hug for Daddy? SHE MOANS 49 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,800 Don't leave me hanging, Rosie. 50 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,800 Hey, birthday boy! Hi, Dad. 51 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,840 Doesn't matter how old you get, I'll always be your hero, right? 52 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,360 Um... 53 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,080 By the way, I might have mentioned presents. 54 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,600 Why would you do that? 55 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,040 It's fine, it's going to be fine, 56 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,200 I did explain that it was Ben's birthday 57 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,840 and that Gandalf was coming. 58 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,720 Is that the dress that MY mum bought? 59 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,440 BABY ROSIE CRIES 60 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,760 I've finished the edge. 61 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,400 Ah, clever boy! Shall we do the sky? 62 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,920 That's it. I don't think that one goes there. 63 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,520 Well, that's the dishes done. 64 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,800 BABY STILL CRYING 65 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,480 Awww. 66 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,280 Awww! 67 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,280 There, there, little missy. 68 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,840 Simon working late again? 69 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,280 I wish I could stay longer. 70 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,840 SING-SONG VOICE: I'd take you to live with me if I could! 71 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,840 I know, but...you can't. 72 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,000 If you lived closer to us, I could help a lot more. 73 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,360 I love Rosie and Ben, you know that. 74 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,600 But you're my number one, Emily. 75 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,000 You're my Ben. 76 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,480 Thank you. 77 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,440 I'm starting to think she's brain-dead. 78 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,400 And Rosie's not much better. 79 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,080 Oh, here he comes! 80 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,440 Jabba the Cunt. 81 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,920 Look at his little face! Look at it! 82 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,960 It's like Rosie trying to make a fucking balloon animal! 83 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,960 Oh. Friday bonding. 84 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,480 Barney, we really must shop around for a chair that fits you. 85 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,920 How the fuck can a vegetarian get that fat?! 86 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,040 Do you use cheese as bread? 87 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,400 Thanks, Simon, always putting the charm into charmless. 88 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,560 What's that supposed to mean? Nothing, just joining in. 89 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,400 Well, yeah, but I'm just in the middle 90 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,280 of talking about my disabled daughter, so... 91 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,400 Sorry, I know you're going through a hard time, 92 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,840 but do you know an actual diagnostic condition? 93 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:27,160 Diagnostic condition? Don't be so fucking arch, Barney! 94 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,800 Do you mean what's wrong with her? 95 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,520 Si, he was only asking. 96 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,480 She's my daughter, she's not some bit of wry conversation 97 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,520 that I want to have with this fat shit! 98 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,160 I don't think Barney meant anything. 99 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,360 Look, I've always liked you, Simon, but... 100 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,600 Why the fuck do you hang around with him now? 101 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,000 HE CHUCKLES 102 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,960 Go home. 103 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,000 Go anywhere, just...go away. 104 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,600 Hiya, Em! It's only us! 105 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Come here, my gorgeous little Rosie! 106 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,000 Hi! 107 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,720 I'm just getting ready, Mum! I'll be down in a second! 108 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,360 ROSIE SHOUTS EXCITEDLY 109 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,160 SHE SQUEALS 110 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,800 SHE SCREAMS 111 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,720 Crikey. Oi, gorgeous girl! 112 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,320 Give me a cuddle! 113 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,120 Oh, God, the haircut's worse than I was expecting! 114 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,360 ROSIE SQUEALS 115 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,760 Hi, Grandma. Hi, Gandalf. 116 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,920 Oh, the birthday boy! 117 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,640 ROSIE SQUEALS 118 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,600 Oh, yeah, just put it there, and we'll carry it to the restaurant. 119 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,440 Her hair. 120 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,600 It's worse than the picture you sent. 121 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,080 It's all right! 122 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,840 John makes me so bloody cross! 123 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,000 She looks like Richard III! 124 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,600 I've half a mind to phone him up and give him a piece of my mind. 125 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,400 Oh, is that her summer frock? 126 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,800 Er, yes, yeah. She's, um...she got some food on it 127 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,720 and I took it off her and I'm going to put it in the wash, but, 128 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,280 God, she loves it, she loves it, she wears it all the time. 129 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,120 ROSIE MOANS 130 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,960 Unnng! 131 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 SHE MOANS IMPATIENTLY 132 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,160 Rarrghh! 133 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,840 SHE SQUEALS 134 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,840 Rarrgh! 135 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,240 SHE LAUGHS 136 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,280 HE SIGHS 137 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,520 Nnnn! 138 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,040 Peekaboo! 139 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,480 SHE LAUGHS 140 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,160 Where's your grandma? 141 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,760 SHE MOANS 142 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,600 HE BLOWS RASPBERRY 143 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,040 SHE GRUNTS, UNIMPRESSED 144 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,480 Oh! 145 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,160 Got your nose! 146 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,920 SHE WHINES 147 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,680 Oh, blimey. Better put it back, then. 148 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,280 SHE LAUGHS 149 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,360 Right, Missy! Let's get you dressed. 150 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,040 Give us a hand, Gandalf. 151 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,920 There we go. 152 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,280 How pretty are you? 153 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,560 Well...that's OK. 154 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,360 Let's try something else. 155 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,680 What are they doing? 156 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,880 Oh, leave it. 157 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,600 She likes Rosie to look pretty. 158 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,160 Best birthday ever? 159 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,720 Uh, sort of normal, I guess. 160 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,440 Well, you're with me now, son. 161 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,160 You know. Not all superheroes wear capes. 162 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,520 Dad, you're not...a superhero. 163 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,800 Well, that's what they all thought about Bruce Wayne. 164 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,520 Batman famously wore a cape. 165 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,240 Exactly. Dad, the only way you'd be a superhero 166 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:45,720 is if you were once bitten by a radioactive idiot. 167 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,440 Boom! That's the hammer coming down! 168 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,640 Arghh! 169 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,360 ROSIE GIGGLES 170 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,160 Um... Has she lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them? 171 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,880 I know! Cute, isn't it? 172 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,800 Gorgeous, Mum. 173 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,520 Can we go? 174 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,640 # Rosie's got her hat on 175 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,000 # And she's coming out to play! 176 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,240 # Rosie's got her hat on 177 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,880 # Hip-hip-hip-hooray! 178 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,080 # Rosie's got her hat on 179 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,080 # And she's coming out to play! 180 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,520 HE SIGHS 181 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,240 WHISPERING: Now, we're going to come in here, 182 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:36,200 and get some of Rosie's toys. 183 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,240 But we're going to be very quiet because Daddy's sleeping 184 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,080 on the sofa again, and we don't want to wake him up. 185 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,360 So let's try not to make any noise. 186 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,560 # Ten green hippos 187 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,200 # Hanging on the wall... # 188 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,560 Does it have to be ten? 189 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,360 WHISPERING: # ..Hippos hanging on the wall 190 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,680 # But if one green hippo... # 191 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,760 # Leave them alone and they'll come home 192 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,800 # Dragging their tails behind them. # 193 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,600 Flippin' 'eck, she's got sharp nails, hasn't she? 194 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,600 Rosie, no snaggling Gandalf. 195 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,760 ROSIE MOANS 196 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,320 No, Rosie, no! Not on the road. 197 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,400 I can't see any letter Xs. No, it's not that, 198 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,560 it's because she knows we're going to eat, and she wants to go to... 199 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,360 We can go to Pizza Express if she wants. 200 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,880 Please don't say...! We've got a table booked at Arnie's. 201 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,480 If she's making this much fuss... 202 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,920 She only wants to go because there's an X in the name. 203 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,800 She does like the dough balls. ROSIE SQUEALS 204 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,400 Why would you say dough balls out loud? What do you think, Ben? 205 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,200 You like pizza! She thinks she likes it, 206 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,760 but she hates it. It's too loud. 207 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,880 ROSIE HISSES 208 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,080 OK, OK! 209 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,240 You wait here, we'll go and check it out. 210 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,360 I like their dough balls. 211 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,200 So, uh, how did, um, Liverpool do on the weekend? 212 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,200 Beat Stoke 1-0. 213 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,720 Oh. 214 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,320 OK, let's go to Arnie's. 215 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,320 Was it busy? Uh, no, not really. 216 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,760 ROSIE MOANS 217 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,000 Oh, hi. We've got a table booked for 6:30. The name is Simon. 218 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,680 For six people? 219 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,200 Yeah. Great. 220 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,280 You are...just over here. 221 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,000 Right, where are we all going to sit? 222 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,600 Um... I think, put Rosie in the middle 223 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,120 and Simon and I can go either side. 224 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,480 And then, birthday boy, if you go in the middle opposite. 225 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,480 SHE WHINES 226 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,000 Bye, bye, Ben? 227 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,160 I think she wants you to sit there. It's fine. 228 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,360 Oh... I'll sit opposite Mum. All right. 229 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,440 SHE LAUGHS 230 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,840 Oh, wow. 231 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,320 It's like the Beatles have just walked out at Shea Stadium. 232 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,680 Blimmin' 'eck! 233 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,440 I'm not much of a rock star. 234 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,960 Can I get anyone any drinks? 235 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,000 Can I have a Fanta, please? Yeah. 236 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,440 I'll have a Peroni, thanks. That sounds good. 237 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,960 Could we just get two small glasses of house wine? 238 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,960 ROSIE WAILS 239 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,840 And what would you like? 240 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,680 Um, she'll just have a cube of ice. 241 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,440 Eh... With what? 242 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,920 No, just-just the ice, thanks. 243 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,200 Yeah. 244 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,040 Is it just "kss", "whuh" and "zz" she can say? 245 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,040 Very few words, moments of explosive violence. 246 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,160 Very much like Jason Bourne. 247 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,120 Maybe we should just go back to Pizza Exp... Don't say it. 248 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,360 We're not going back. 249 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,200 Si, why don't you go and buy the dough balls and then bring them 250 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,440 back over here? 251 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,040 Rosie? Do you want Daddy to get you some dough balls? 252 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,760 Right. If we do that, will you stop trying to eat me? 253 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,160 All right. 254 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,360 Hi. I-I'm just going to go to Pizza Express 255 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,320 and get her some dough balls, if that's OK? 256 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,960 Oh, is there a problem? We've got breadsticks, garlic bread... 257 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,840 No, no, no problems, all good, she loves the atmosphere, 258 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,880 she just prefers their food, so if it's OK, 259 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,440 I might just go grab some dough balls and bring them back, 260 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,040 she can eat them. I...I might have to ask the manager. 261 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,040 The rest of us are going to be ordering loads. 262 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,440 I'm going to have, like, rump steak, pudding... 263 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,520 Yeah. 264 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,600 Thanks, thanks. Bye. 265 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,040 Morning, Simon. Morning. 266 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,000 I'll just tidy up in here, and I'll get my bits and bobs 267 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,240 and then I'd better be heading back. 268 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,720 I've got to get to work, so I'll see you soon, Kath. 269 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,960 She needs help, Simon. I know. 270 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960 I don't have time to talk about it right now. Practical help. 271 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,080 I know it's not my place, and tell me if I'm interfering, 272 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,520 I just want to help and I'm racking my brains. 273 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,920 She can't cope, Simon. 274 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,880 I was thinking one small thing you could do... 275 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,960 ..is if you bought her a dishwasher? 276 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,800 Uh... 277 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,360 I think it'll take more than a dishwasher, Kath, but thanks. 278 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,720 I'll think about that. 279 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,080 TEARFULLY: I've always bloody loved you, Simon! 280 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,080 Sorry, I really am late. 281 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,480 Oh, no, don't cry. 282 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,800 We'll be OK. All marriages hit tough times and...you know. 283 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,440 I'm sure we can work it through. 284 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,840 I don't care about the marriage. 285 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,240 I've always really loved seeing you two together 286 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,520 from the start, because more than anything else, 287 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,840 you've always been best friends. 288 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,240 Darling, you can't play with the buggy. 289 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,280 You can't play with the buggy, Rosie. 290 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,440 I've got pizza as well. 291 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,000 Can't play with the buggy, darling. 292 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,920 She's been like this since two minutes after you left. 293 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,200 She can make quite a fuss, can't she? 294 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,600 I was thinking we should, we should move to that corner 295 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,160 over there, and then we can wedge Rosie against the wall. 296 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,560 Yeah, put her in Rosie prison. 297 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,520 But might not be a bad idea. Get away from the other people. 298 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,040 Excuse me, we're going to move tables, is that OK? 299 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,360 Yeah. 300 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,680 ROSIE GROANS 301 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,080 Oh, no, Rosie. 302 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,320 Let's keep it on. 303 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,160 You know what, Mum, can we just get her, 304 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,960 let her keep it off. 305 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,400 She loves it, she really loves it, but it is hot in here. Thanks, Mum. 306 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,240 SHOUTING CONTINUES 307 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,080 Thank you. 308 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,560 No, one at a time. One at a time. 309 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,000 Is it all right, bringing food in? 310 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,080 Sure. I'll just not tell the manager. 311 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,720 Can I get anyone any more drink? I'd love another Peroni, please. 312 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,880 Oh yeah, I'll have two Peronis, please. 313 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,480 Gandalf, we need your wizardry. 314 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:12,080 I've forgotten how to do church and steeple. 315 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,840 Oh, God. 316 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,080 Hi, Chris. 317 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,680 Hi, Claire. 318 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,640 Hey. 319 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,120 Aztec diorama. 320 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,720 Spent all booming week doing that, didn't we, Little Miss Know All? 321 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,320 But she got silver prize in the school craft show. 322 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,000 So, thought that deserved a veggie burger. 323 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,200 Well done, Ellie. 324 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,000 Well done. 325 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,400 That table's very close. 326 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,400 Ben's out in the jungle gym. 327 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,280 I'll just go and get him. 328 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,720 We asked all of the children 329 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,040 just to tell us something about themselves. 330 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,440 So how was your birthday lunch? 331 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,040 Same as always. 332 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,320 Just looked at dank memes. 333 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,080 Dank memes? 334 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,240 Yeah, on the iPhone. Memes that are dank. 335 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,600 He's going to be a dot-com millionaire, this one. 336 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,040 She's being very good, isn't she? 337 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,000 She looks very serious. 338 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,120 Do you think she's OK? 339 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,760 Yes, she's just being quiet, Mum, leave her. 340 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,120 Maybe she needs the toilet. I can take... Mum, seriously. 341 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,640 So, are you meeting Jamie? 342 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,680 She's rocking back and forth. Are you constipated? 343 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,760 She doesn't need a poo. What's she doing? 344 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,400 She sometimes likes to rock back and forth on the ball of her foot. 345 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,000 It's fine. 346 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,680 What do you mean, rock back and forth? 347 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,320 You know. 348 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,080 Crikey. Not in a restaurant. 349 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,480 It's perfectly normal. 350 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,080 With learning disabilities, it's less inhibition. 351 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,760 Frankly, if I could do that sat in a restaurant, I would. 352 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,120 Do what? 353 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,400 Well, that's very silly, Rosie. 354 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,080 Peekaboo. 355 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,520 BLOWS RASPBERRY 356 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,000 Can I clear some plates? 357 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,880 ROSIE MOANS QUIETLY 358 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,480 Peekaboo. 359 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,040 It's all right, Pat, Rosie's just being Rosie. 360 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,720 Rosie! 361 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,440 # You are my sunshine 362 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,720 # My only sunshine 363 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,320 # You make me happy 364 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,960 # When skies are grey... # 365 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,760 Well, now everyone's watching, can we get another bottle of wine? 366 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,120 MOANING CONTINUES 367 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,640 We've got to stop her. 368 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,000 Why don't we get the presents out? 369 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Yes, presents! 370 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,480 ROSIE SQUEALS HAPPILY 371 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,120 The new booster pack! 372 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,640 Open it, open it, open it! 373 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,120 Razorfoot Griffin, 2/2. 374 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,360 Flying and First Strike. 375 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,000 My deck's going to be unbeatable. 376 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,400 Technically our deck, yeah. 377 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,240 Thanks, Mum, this is really great. 378 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,800 The Eater of Hope. 379 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,360 Don't call her that. Now, your dad told us to get this. 380 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,080 No, Rosie, no, no. 381 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,120 I explained, didn't I, Rosie? I explained, it's Ben's birthday. 382 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,840 BEN's birthday. 383 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,760 I thought that might happen, so I bought a couple 384 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,400 of little presents for Rosie too. 385 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,280 Oh, thank you. 386 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,440 Oh, thanks, Mum. It's gorgeous, thank you. 387 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,400 Thanks, Grandma. 388 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,640 And another one for Ben. 389 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,920 And another one for Rosie. 390 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,240 Oh! 391 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,280 DOLL: I'm a princess, I'm a princess. 392 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,760 I thought it was so cute. 393 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,440 Thanks, Grandma. 394 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,320 DOLL REPEATS CONTINUALLY Did you get me anything? Like a hammer? 395 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,960 This came a couple of days ago. 396 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,360 It must be from Nanna and Grandad John. 397 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,600 DOLL: I'm a princess... 398 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,240 No, no, because they had the tickets to Anfield. 399 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,280 HE WHISPERS 400 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,040 I think it's a surprise. 401 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,840 Woooh! 402 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,920 ROSIE SQUEALS An Anglepoise lamp! 403 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,080 SQUEALING GETS LOUDER 404 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,600 Oh, I thought I'd disabled it. What? 405 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,200 The one-click buy on the iPad. 406 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,520 A couple of months ago, she bought a toy cat. 407 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,560 Surely not. 408 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,840 Look, it makes a Z. 409 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:18,320 Well done, Rosie, you bought the world's most expensive Z! 410 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,440 Oh, God, she doesn't know how to go on the dark web, does she? 411 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,840 Do you know, she really is a very clever little girl. 412 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840 SMASH! 413 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,560 DOLL: I'm a princess. I'm a princess. 414 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,600 I'm a princess. I'm a princess. I'm a princess. 415 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,400 Oh, blooming heck, we should have sat further away. 416 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,280 I'm sorry, Chris, she's quite hard to control, so a little patience? 417 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,920 Gosh, no, sorry, I don't want to interrupt the party. 418 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,240 It's just that Ellie drew this for Rosie. 419 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,280 Oh! Oh, right, that's so nice. 420 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,040 Thanks, mate. Thank you so much. 421 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,560 Thanks, Ellie. 422 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,000 That is a great Aztec diorama. 423 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,280 That's brilliant, mate, I mean, it's not actually... 424 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,840 It's brilliant, anyway. 425 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,040 Look, Rosie, look, it's a hippo. I'd best get back. 426 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,520 OK, must get back. Somebody wants their strawberries. 427 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,520 DOLL CONTINUES REPEATING ITSELF 428 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,800 Overcompensating middle-class guy! 429 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,280 # Happy birthday to you 430 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,640 EVERYONE: # Happy birthday to you 431 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,840 # Happy birthday 432 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,040 # To... Ben! 433 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:38,040 # Happy birthday to you. # 434 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,200 APPLAUSE 435 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,360 It's not actually her birthday, and she doesn't like ice cream, 436 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,440 but thank you. Thank you. 437 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,320 Can we see the dessert menu, please? 438 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,440 Thank you. She's lovely, isn't she? 439 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,120 She's doing it again. 440 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,560 We have to stop her doing it again. 441 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,800 She's not, she's fine. Let's just enjoy... 442 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,520 Shall we sing a different song? 443 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,040 Oh! No, Kath, no more songs. 444 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,320 She likes my singing. 445 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,280 She always liked my singing. 446 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,720 # On the first day of Christmas... # 447 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,400 Please, don't make her think it's going to be Christmas! 448 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,200 Please don't make her think it's going to be Christmas. 449 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,600 # On the second day of Christmas My true love sent to me... # 450 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,200 Are you storming out? This is doing my head in. 451 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,360 I'm storming out to have a cigarette. 452 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,840 Can you move this table out, Pat? I could try. Is it...? 453 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,840 SINGING AND WAILING CONTINUES 454 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,400 This is the most pathetic storming out ever. 455 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,480 Yeah, whatever, I just want to... 456 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,960 # ..and a partridge in a... # Just give us a minute. 457 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,840 # On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me... # 458 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,080 ROSIE WAILS Rosie! 459 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,040 CRASH! 460 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,600 ROSIE WAILS 461 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,800 I-I'm so sorry. 462 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,960 Dad, I got my tickets to Anfield! 463 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,400 COOING 464 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,040 BABY GIGGLES 465 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,880 Ben? 466 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,000 Rosie? 467 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,680 Were you laughing? 468 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,440 Are you going to laugh again, for Mummy? 469 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,320 You know, there's a work thing. 470 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,000 She laughed. 471 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,120 Rosie laughed. 472 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,040 Oh, wow, is that the first time? 473 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,480 Yeah, I just thought you'd want to know. 474 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 475 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,520 Oh, gracious thanks. 476 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,120 So, Helen, do I have you to myself this fine evening? 477 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,120 You know I can't resist a man in Crocs. 478 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,480 What are you reading? 479 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,280 It's a history of the postal service in Middlesbrough. 480 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,040 It actually reads like a thriller. 481 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,800 Mm, mmm. Delicious. 482 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,080 DOOR OPENS 483 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,840 Is Rosie going to have one? 484 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,760 Oh, no. 485 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,680 I have another one. Hi. 486 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,720 Mmm. 487 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,800 Hi. 488 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,800 Did she do it again? 489 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,920 No, no. Just the once, but she definitely laughed. 490 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,440 That's great. 491 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,320 That's really great. 492 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,480 I'm sorry, Emily, for everything. 493 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,360 I'm going to start doing... 494 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:22,080 ..helping more, and I'm going to start... 495 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,200 Oh, God, I rehearsed this all the way back. 496 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,840 Just... 497 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,360 Did you stay long at the pub? No, I swerved it tonight. 498 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,600 I bought you a present. 499 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,720 But you can't fit a dishwasher in there. 500 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,440 I got it made. 501 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,640 Nice presentation. 502 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,560 You like that? 503 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,520 I thought it was apt, for Rosie. 504 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,920 "None of this makes sense to me, 505 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,320 "but then you are very small." 506 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,360 It's Treebeard talking to Pippin, from... Yeah. ..Lord Of The Rings. 507 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,440 I know where it's from, yeah. 508 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,280 Let me give Rosie her tea. 509 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,640 Come on. 510 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,520 Not just tonight. 511 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,400 Where's Rosie? 512 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,920 It's all right, Ben's got her. 513 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,200 He's 12 now. Legally, can we leave them here 514 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,960 and go on holiday? 515 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,920 I hope he enjoyed his birthday. 516 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,560 ROSIE SHOUTS 517 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,880 Oh, here we go. 518 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,520 Mum, light the candle. 519 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,280 Is it Hippo's birthday? 520 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,200 # Happy birthday to Hippo 521 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,360 # Happy birthday to Hippo 522 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:19,280 # Happy birthday dear Hippo 523 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:25,560 # Happy birthday to you! # 524 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,120 # There she goes 525 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,760 # There she goes again 526 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,840 # Racing through my brain 527 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,200 # And I just can't contain 528 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,560 # This feeling that remains... # 529 00:28:51,610 --> 00:28:56,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37483

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