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[soft jazz music plays]
♪
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♪
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Come on, it's just a word.
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Say it, already.
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Alright, you got this.
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I want your hot, throbbing...
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Ugh.
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Uh-uh. No. Gross.
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And painful.
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Who would ask for hot,
throbbing anything?
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Throbbing is what happens
to your finger
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when you slam it
in the car door.
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[clears throat]
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I want it now.
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Your hot, throbbing...
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Ok.
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[exhales]
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Give it to me.
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And by "it", I mean I want
your hot, throbbing... nope!
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No!
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Not at all convincing!
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God, Luce, it's a word.
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It's a word,
just say it already.
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Alright.
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[sighs]
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I want your hot, throbbing...
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For the love of god!
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Cock! Cock! Cock!
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Cock! Cock!
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Cock!
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Oh... um, my friend has this
farm and there's this rooster.
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Troublemaker.
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[exhales]
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Alright.
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Well, that is a... sentence
that's just never gonna happen.
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[upbeat music plays]
♪
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♪ That's life, ♪
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♪ That's life, ♪
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♪ That's what all
the people say, ♪
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♪ You're riding high in April, ♪
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♪ Shot down in May, ♪
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♪ But I know I'm gonna
change that tune, ♪
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♪ When I'm back on top, ♪
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♪ Back on top in June, ♪
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♪ I said that's life, ♪
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♪ That's life, ♪
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♪ And as funny as
it may seem, ♪
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♪ Some people get
their kicks, ♪
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♪ Stomping on a dream, ♪
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♪ But I don't let it,
let it get me down, ♪
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♪ 'Cause this fine
old world, ♪
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♪ It keeps spinning around, ♪
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♪ I've been a puppet,
a pauper, a pirate, a poet, ♪
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♪ A pawn and a king, ♪
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♪ I've been up and down
and over and out, ♪
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♪ And I know one thing, ♪
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♪ Each time I find myself, ♪
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♪ Flat on my face, ♪
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♪ I pick myself up and get
back in the race, ♪
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♪ That's life, ♪
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♪ That's life, I tell you, ♪
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♪ I can't deny it, ♪
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♪ I thought
of quitting, baby, ♪
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♪ But my heart
just ain't gonna buy it, ♪
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♪ And if I didn't think it
was worth one single try, ♪
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♪ I'd jump right on a big bird
and then I'd fly, ♪
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♪ I've been a puppet,
a pauper, a pirate, a poet, ♪
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♪ A pawn and a king, ♪
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♪ I've been up and down
and over and out, ♪
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♪ And I know one thing, ♪
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♪ Each time I find myself, ♪
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♪ Flat on my face, ♪
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♪ I just pick myself up
and get back in the race... ♪
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Luce: Wait, what's he doing
with his hand?
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That actually feels good.
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So that was an accident.
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You're so... good to me.
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Hey.
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Hmm?
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Are we good?
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Yeah.
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You like that?
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Ok. Good.
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Ok, sexy thoughts.
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A cabana on a hot,
tropical beach.
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I'm getting a massage,
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which suddenly turns into
spontaneous, unbridled sex.
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With Steve Carell.
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Only like in his newer movies,
with silver hair.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I'm coming!
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Yes!
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Wheat-free waffles!
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Shit, did I just say
that out loud?
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Huh?
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Sorry.
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Just a second.
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That was what I forgot
at the store.
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I couldn't remember all day.
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No, no, no, no.
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It's good.
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My mind is completely free.
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I'm ready now.
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Yeah... I don't think you are.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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We should get a ceiling fan.
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Hey, what're you doing?
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No-don't mess up my lists.
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Why?
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It's not like you ever finish
any of them.
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That is not true.
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Just because you're
angry, don't-
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Ok, look.
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Most women, during sex,
you know,
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they say things like...
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I don't-like, "yes, yes,
give it to me good".
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Who says that?
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People.
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People who you know?
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You honestly want me
to yell out,
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"Yes, yes, give it to me good"?
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Well, it would be better
than "wheat-free waffles".
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Why don't you just admit
that you're not into sex?
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I'm so not not into sex.
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You didn't even take off
your pyjamas!
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Yeah, well, they're comfortable!
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What're you doing?
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[to himself] You gotta
be kidding me.
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I have work to do.
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I'm on a deadline.
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You work in the garage, alright?
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Testing video games!
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[slams door]
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Don't judge me.
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[slams door]
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[sighs]
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Sorry, Mr. Bach.
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I need something with
a little more spirit.
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Great.
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Where is my cord?
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Oh my god, he's a regular.
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[moaning]
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Don't stop!
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Oh my-oh my... that
is a lot of vagina.
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[moaning]
Yes, yes, give it to me good!
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Oh my god, did she really
just say that?
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[moaning]
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Thank you, sweetie.
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I thought you were evolved.
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We met at a film festival,
for god's sake!
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What're you talking about?
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What I'm talking about is that.
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What is that?
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I don't know, a girl?
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No.
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I'm a girl.
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That is a vixen.
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Whatever.
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Excuse me?
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What, I'm not enough?
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Look, ok, yeah.
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I'm sorry you're upset,
but you kinda have this,
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like, irrational fear of
intimacy or anything
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that can't be put on a list.
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You are talking sensuality to me
as you are sitting there
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hacking heads off?
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Oh, is this funny to you?
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Really?
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Since when are you
a porn person?
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Well, I'm a guy,
so since always.
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Oh, see, that's bullshit.
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I just got killed
by crossfire again.
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How are you being so
nonchalant about this?
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In this day in age,
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when women are finally
standing up to men
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who use sex as a tool
of oppression, you're-
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Woah, woah,
woah, woah, woah!
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I'm not oppressing anyone, ok?
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They put it out there,
guys pay for it, and girls,
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everyone's happy.
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Have... have you ever watched
a porn film?
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I think I just saw plenty,
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and I hardly think
that the word film applies,
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not when it degrades
the entire female species.
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Yeah, see, I don't think so.
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I think it's just a business.
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Oh.
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Oh, ok. I see.
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So it's just a collection of
highly-skilled workers
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providing a service.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And the best are banking
millions and the rest are
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compensated really well
for their... artistry.
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Artistry?
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Yeah.
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Mmmhmm. Yeah. Yes.
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It's uh, it's kinda like you
with your violin.
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Right?
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Is it so hard for you
to understand that,
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you know, this is how some
people express themselves?
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What I can't believe is that
you are attempting
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to draw a parallel
between what I do and this.
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That's because
you're pornophobic.
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That's not even a word.
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You know, how uptight you are,
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it's kinda like your
whole life problem.
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No, even words are
too much for you.
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We're done.
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Wait, no, we're not done.
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Lucy.
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Come here.
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Ow, Jesus. Come on.
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Ugh.
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Lucy, come back.
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Hey! Wait!
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Just try saying something racy.
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Like what?
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Like, I don't know,
like... use
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"hot, throbbing cock"
convincingly in a sentence.
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Why would anyone do that?
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And by the way, since when
do we spy on each other?
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I mean, spying?
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That's not cool.
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I wasn't spying!
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And I don't know
who you are anymore.
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Yeah, well I don't know
you worse!
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Well, I'm not gonna compete
with all of that.
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So... so you need to decide.
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It's me or the porn!
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Really?
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That's what you consider
an essential item?
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He's autographed.
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Come on, bud.
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Don't-don't crease
and don't break.
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Alright, it's just
you and me now.
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I hope you get that stick
out of your ass!
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Why?
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So you can use it
on yourself?!
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Hi, Mr. Glassell.
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Good morning.
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It was.
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♪
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Where are you?
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You're late.
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You're never late.
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I'm worried.
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Should I be worried?
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I'm coming.
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Sorry.
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[mumbling]
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Ok, so sorry.
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Where have you been?
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The bride's about
to start trotting up.
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Sorry.
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A bride on a horse.
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What could go wrong?
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Play.
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♪
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♪
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Hello there, Mr. Best Man.
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Oh, no, that's actually
my friend Grant.
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I think he's just a groomsman.
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Matrimony.
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[whinnying]
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The commemoration of
an unshakable bond.
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[neighing]
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Oh, dear me.
270
00:12:47,326 --> 00:12:50,029
Oh my-oh my god.
271
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,163
Yeah, no, this wedding
is awesome.
272
00:12:51,197 --> 00:12:52,264
That could not
have been the plan.
273
00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:53,966
[whinnying]
274
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:55,502
Oh gosh.
275
00:12:55,535 --> 00:12:58,037
[laughing]
276
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,271
Is that horse poo?
277
00:12:59,305 --> 00:13:00,706
God, it smells.
278
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:03,309
Pretend it's not there.
279
00:13:03,842 --> 00:13:07,346
Oh, she's gonna remember
this day, isn't she?
280
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,215
You wanted the horse, ok?
281
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,784
Well, if she cancels she still
has to pay us, right?
282
00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:13,453
Yes, especially because it was
Grant who referred us
283
00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:14,720
for the job.
284
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,156
I just-I'm sorry, I can't get
over how he is so good-looking
285
00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:18,891
and you never told me about him.
286
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,192
You don't date actual adults.
287
00:13:20,226 --> 00:13:21,160
Kale?
288
00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,361
He's an adult.
289
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:24,363
He picks you up on a skateboard.
290
00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:25,231
It's ok, everyone.
291
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,265
I'm ok.
292
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,100
Why are you giving my dude
such a hard
293
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,034
time when this one over here,
294
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:31,937
she's sleeping on Captain
America sheets.
295
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:33,906
Lucy, are you alright?
296
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:34,441
Are you crying?
297
00:13:34,474 --> 00:13:35,374
I was just kidding.
298
00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:38,277
Yeah, it was just a joke
about the sheets.
299
00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,079
Jeff left me.
300
00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:42,348
He moved out.
301
00:13:43,249 --> 00:13:45,050
Are you ok?
302
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,019
I'm so sorry, Luce,
that's terrible.
303
00:13:55,027 --> 00:13:56,395
Ok, now.
304
00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:57,363
Where were we?
305
00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:59,031
We're going to get married now.
306
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,866
Yeah.
307
00:14:02,034 --> 00:14:04,203
♪
308
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:11,377
I don't know,
it's all such a blur.
309
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,278
Actually, no.
310
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,013
It started while
we were having sex, and-
311
00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:15,582
Ok.
312
00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:18,150
Is that why you guys fought?
313
00:14:18,183 --> 00:14:21,153
I remembered an item
off of my grocery list, so-
314
00:14:21,186 --> 00:14:22,821
Oh, honey.
315
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:24,990
How do you expect to survive
marriage week after week,
316
00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:26,191
year after year?
317
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:31,263
Sex with the same person in
the same order for 27 years.
318
00:14:31,297 --> 00:14:33,399
Well, until you find yourself
one day dressing up for the guy
319
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,401
who sprays for bugs.
320
00:14:35,435 --> 00:14:37,269
Well, how do you expect
to survive all that
321
00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:38,471
if you can't focus now?
322
00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:43,208
I might have focus issues
but he is into porn, alright?
323
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,176
It's disgusting!
324
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,079
It was all over his computer,
he is totally-
325
00:14:47,112 --> 00:14:48,380
A man?
326
00:14:48,414 --> 00:14:51,116
All men look at dirty pictures,
married or not.
327
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,118
It's-it's how they maintain
their vigour.
328
00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:53,952
Right, Paul?
329
00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:55,020
Well, it's-
330
00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:57,156
When men start declining
sexually by the age of 18.
331
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,158
Once they hit 30
it's a ski slope.
332
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,859
I beg your pardon.
333
00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:02,294
Except for Paul.
334
00:15:02,328 --> 00:15:03,996
Who is, I'm sure,
a sexual wonder.
335
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,864
Didn't your girlfriend leave
you for a woman, though?
336
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:06,700
Ok, easy.
337
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,334
Wait, does this mean
you have porn?
338
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:08,901
Hmm?
339
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,169
And go to strip clubs?
340
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,170
No, I do not go
to strip clubs.
341
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,171
Ever?
342
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,440
I have, but it's not like I do.
343
00:15:13,473 --> 00:15:15,040
Do you use the internet?
344
00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:15,608
Define "use".
345
00:15:15,642 --> 00:15:16,443
What about prostitutes?
346
00:15:16,476 --> 00:15:17,510
No, not the ones
who do it for crack.
347
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:20,045
I mean like the ones you go
to that thing in Vegas
348
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,080
that I've seen on HBO.
349
00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:22,014
Do you know what?
I'm out.
350
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:22,881
I knew it.
351
00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:24,049
Hello.
352
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,452
Ask me about sex.
353
00:15:25,485 --> 00:15:27,086
I'm right here.
354
00:15:27,119 --> 00:15:28,020
No.
355
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,355
Your enthusiasm is really
un-relatable.
356
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,222
Oh, come on.
357
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:32,157
I got this whole library
of cliterature.
358
00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:32,891
You can just-
359
00:15:32,925 --> 00:15:34,126
What?
360
00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:36,929
Books you diddle to, babe.
361
00:15:36,962 --> 00:15:37,831
Please, girl.
362
00:15:37,863 --> 00:15:40,065
Tell me that you masturbate,
at least.
363
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,101
No.
364
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,936
This is not about me, alright?
365
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,404
This is about my
boyfriend leaving
366
00:15:45,438 --> 00:15:48,575
because I think being a pervert
is really inappropriate.
367
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:54,980
I also have blindfolds,
handcuffs, vibrators...
368
00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:57,015
[laughs]
369
00:15:57,049 --> 00:15:58,150
Priscilla has them, too!
370
00:15:58,183 --> 00:16:00,219
Oh, the buzz buzz,
not the rest of it.
371
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,153
You do?
372
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:02,154
It's called a personal massager.
373
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,490
I got it at Brookestone.
374
00:16:03,523 --> 00:16:05,324
Really?
375
00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:06,325
Oh.
376
00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:10,129
Well... but you have Stanley.
377
00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:12,432
Vibrators are necessary,
my dear.
378
00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,366
Because life is short
379
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,637
and explaining things
to men is long.
380
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,593
Sex to do list.
381
00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:44,096
Number one.
Watch 25 porn films.
382
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:47,434
Number two.
Go to a sex store.
383
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,302
Number three.
Read cliterature.
384
00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:52,539
Number four.
Visit strip club.
385
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,139
Number five.
Sex toy party.
386
00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:55,708
Number six.
Sex seminar.
387
00:16:55,742 --> 00:16:57,242
Number seven.
Test vibrators.
388
00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,479
Number eight. Internet porn,
view some.
389
00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,648
Number nine.
Consult a sex expert.
390
00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:03,450
Number 10.
Brothel, visit.
391
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:06,018
Number 11.
Meet a porn star.
392
00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:07,252
Number 12...
393
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:11,156
Use "hot, throbbing cock"
convincingly in a sentence.
394
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,525
There.
395
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:17,095
And I can even check
the last one off right now.
396
00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:25,672
For the love of god, cock!
397
00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:28,173
Cock! Cock! Cock!
398
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,609
Cock! Cock.
399
00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:31,210
I want your cock!
400
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:34,112
[chuckles]
Well done.
401
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,281
Cock.
402
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,000
God!
403
00:17:57,737 --> 00:17:58,538
Hey!
404
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:00,072
Woah!
405
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:02,809
Oh, Grant, you gotta go
check out the ballroom, man.
406
00:18:02,842 --> 00:18:04,544
The bridal party's twerkin'.
407
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:06,646
Woah.
408
00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:07,279
You're kidding.
409
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,515
Ah, ah!
410
00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:10,817
[glass smashes]
411
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,217
Ugh!
412
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,420
Oh my god,
are you serious?
413
00:18:15,455 --> 00:18:16,355
[knocks]
414
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,356
Hello?
415
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,224
I can't believe you
would do this to me.
416
00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:19,826
What, Jeff?
417
00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,628
I'm not enough for you?
418
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:23,028
Ugh!
419
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,297
[indistinct conversation]
420
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,432
[knocking]
421
00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:27,800
Everything alright in there?
422
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:30,637
Coming in.
423
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,108
[knocking]
424
00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:39,512
You alright, love?
425
00:18:39,546 --> 00:18:41,246
You want me to get the doctor?
426
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:43,081
What?
427
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:44,149
Why-no.
428
00:18:44,182 --> 00:18:45,150
What, because
I'm on the floor?
429
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,084
No.
430
00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:47,085
No.
431
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:48,120
No, no, no.
432
00:18:48,153 --> 00:18:49,154
I'm just medicating.
433
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,122
Tating.
434
00:18:50,155 --> 00:18:52,525
Meditating.
435
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,761
I just heard crying
or yelling.
436
00:18:54,794 --> 00:18:55,762
Chanting.
437
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:56,529
Chanting?
438
00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:57,463
Yeah.
439
00:18:57,497 --> 00:18:59,499
Yeah?
440
00:18:59,532 --> 00:19:01,133
Just coming to check to make
sure everything's fine?
441
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,401
Yeah.
442
00:19:02,435 --> 00:19:05,237
No, I always do like a little
chant for the gride and broom.
443
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,140
Before the first dance.
444
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:11,109
How do you mean?
445
00:19:11,143 --> 00:19:14,212
Oh, you know,
like a chant.
446
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:16,516
Yeah, no, I don't.
447
00:19:16,549 --> 00:19:18,183
Yeah, just sort of...
448
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:18,985
[clears throat]
449
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:27,827
- Close my eyes and go
- [humming]
450
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:32,832
Chanting...
451
00:19:32,865 --> 00:19:34,701
Which obviously
means something.
452
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:35,501
Unity.
453
00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:36,469
Yeah.
454
00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:41,273
Yeah. It means unity
in that they're now one.
455
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,443
And yet they're two.
456
00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:47,145
So, really it's about being
strong enough
457
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:51,517
to make one one
out of two ones.
458
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,720
And yet still be two.
459
00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:54,554
Yeah.
460
00:19:54,587 --> 00:19:56,388
Makes sense.
461
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:58,423
Totally get it.
462
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,324
You do?
463
00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:00,593
Yeah.
464
00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:03,830
It's... like a building.
465
00:20:03,863 --> 00:20:05,698
It's only as strong
as its weakest pillar.
466
00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:07,667
Yeah, but is that true?
467
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,268
Because it seems to me that
if you have enough pillars,
468
00:20:10,302 --> 00:20:12,204
like say you're the Acropolis,
469
00:20:12,237 --> 00:20:15,775
I think you could get away
with one crappy pillar.
470
00:20:15,808 --> 00:20:16,876
Sure.
471
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:22,482
Except for earthquakes,
hurricanes, strong winds...
472
00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:23,315
Aliens.
473
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,217
Well, we can't do much
about that.
474
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,219
But you make a good point.
475
00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:29,421
One in which I happen
to believe in.
476
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,925
Uh... what-what point
is that?
477
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:36,194
Well, you can't be useful
in a two
478
00:20:36,228 --> 00:20:39,197
until you figure yourself
out as a one.
479
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,734
Hmm.
480
00:20:42,969 --> 00:20:44,236
Cocktail?
481
00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:45,872
Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
482
00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:47,205
Well, here's to me.
483
00:20:47,239 --> 00:20:48,608
That was brilliant.
484
00:20:48,641 --> 00:20:49,509
But you're right.
485
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:50,877
No time for cocktails.
486
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:58,551
The two ones must waltz
so this one one must play.
487
00:20:58,584 --> 00:20:59,686
Ok.
488
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,223
Alrighty.
489
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:06,492
Hey.
490
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,594
Don't you need this?
491
00:21:10,029 --> 00:21:12,665
Or you chant the waltz, too?
492
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:14,500
Sometimes.
493
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,282
I'm not pornophobic.
494
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:33,886
[sighs]
495
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,022
All men look at dirty pictures.
496
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:39,257
[moaning]
Oh, Jeff.
497
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,627
Yes, yes, give it to me good.
498
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:43,930
You're pornophobic.
499
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:47,567
I cannot drink her blood,
she's pornophobic.
500
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,801
Am I not enough?
501
00:21:48,835 --> 00:21:51,604
Looks like she's suffering
from stage four pornophobia.
502
00:21:51,637 --> 00:21:53,940
Say something racy.
503
00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:55,441
It's a word.
504
00:21:55,475 --> 00:21:56,809
Just say it already.
505
00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:58,044
Pornophobic.
506
00:21:58,077 --> 00:21:59,045
Jeff left me.
507
00:21:59,078 --> 00:22:00,780
Pornophobic.
508
00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:03,983
Today we gather here
to remember Lucy Neal,
509
00:22:04,016 --> 00:22:08,286
who died alone from pornophobia.
510
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,691
She died in the house she
inherited from her grandmother
511
00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:15,895
that she was only able to
fill with unfinished lists,
512
00:22:15,928 --> 00:22:16,996
not love.
513
00:22:17,029 --> 00:22:18,931
You're pornophobic!
514
00:22:37,884 --> 00:22:38,885
Ok.
515
00:22:45,124 --> 00:22:47,460
Sexpressions of Lust?
516
00:22:47,493 --> 00:22:48,895
Please.
517
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:57,570
Madame Mischief's
Boudoir Secrets.
518
00:22:57,603 --> 00:22:59,639
Maybe it's a historical fiction?
519
00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:01,841
And who doesn't like secrets?
520
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,011
Better get one more for back-up.
521
00:23:06,145 --> 00:23:08,681
Bad Sally.
522
00:23:08,714 --> 00:23:10,583
That can't be right.
523
00:23:18,157 --> 00:23:19,959
[exhales]
524
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:41,914
[moaning]
525
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:45,718
Oh god.
526
00:24:03,135 --> 00:24:04,904
Faylene springs from the house
527
00:24:04,937 --> 00:24:07,573
as Michele passionately
gives chase.
528
00:24:07,607 --> 00:24:09,742
Running for her life, Michele
grabs Faylene's wrist
529
00:24:09,775 --> 00:24:15,014
and twirls her until he backs
her into an erect pillar.
530
00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:16,949
He could almost taste
her ruby lips
531
00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:21,988
but Faylene thrusts her knee
into Michele, spins him around.
532
00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,022
Seizing the moment,
533
00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:24,657
Faylene pulls out a hidden
pistol sheathed
534
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:27,894
on her thigh and pulls it
up to his chin.
535
00:24:29,929 --> 00:24:31,564
And then stops.
536
00:24:38,905 --> 00:24:41,007
Michele takes one strong finger
537
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,975
and slowly drags
the pistol downwards.
538
00:24:43,009 --> 00:24:44,944
Faylene watches in wonder
as the cold steel surrenders
539
00:24:44,977 --> 00:24:47,412
to its final destination.
540
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,414
Michele's manhood.
541
00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:54,654
Michele walks his finger across
the barrel and cocks the gun.
542
00:24:54,687 --> 00:24:58,024
Faylene knows what she wants
and she decides to take it.
543
00:25:01,928 --> 00:25:03,629
[gun shot]
544
00:25:07,566 --> 00:25:08,567
[gasping]
545
00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:11,671
♪
546
00:25:11,704 --> 00:25:13,472
Whew.
547
00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:27,019
Salt shaker is done.
548
00:25:27,053 --> 00:25:29,021
I can check that off my list.
549
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:34,927
[doorbell rings]
550
00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:41,968
Hello.
551
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:46,105
We have chocolate,
mimosas, tissues, sympathy.
552
00:25:46,138 --> 00:25:47,673
Wait, why do you look
so good?
553
00:25:47,707 --> 00:25:48,941
Where did you get
those jeans?
554
00:25:48,975 --> 00:25:49,575
No reason.
555
00:25:49,608 --> 00:25:50,242
Nowhere.
556
00:25:50,276 --> 00:25:52,144
And pity's not why I called.
557
00:25:52,178 --> 00:25:53,913
I told you we need
When Harry Met Sally.
558
00:25:53,946 --> 00:25:54,780
Mmmhmm.
559
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:56,015
You do chocolates,
I'm on cocktails.
560
00:25:56,048 --> 00:25:57,083
No, really.
561
00:25:57,116 --> 00:25:58,584
I'm fine.
562
00:25:58,617 --> 00:25:59,552
I am.
563
00:25:59,585 --> 00:26:01,087
For, I have renewed life purpose
in the form
564
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,823
of a research project
with which I need your help.
565
00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:04,824
[laughs]
566
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:05,725
She said research.
567
00:26:05,758 --> 00:26:07,093
She called me for research.
568
00:26:07,126 --> 00:26:07,893
You're losing it.
569
00:26:07,927 --> 00:26:09,895
[laughing]
570
00:26:09,929 --> 00:26:13,099
We're doing number two and the
train is leaving in one minute.
571
00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:18,704
Guys, do you think
I'm gonna need this?
572
00:26:20,072 --> 00:26:21,674
Best break-up ever.
573
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,209
Oh god.
574
00:26:24,643 --> 00:26:27,546
[excited chatter]
575
00:26:32,918 --> 00:26:37,223
This is your Nissan Leaf,
this is your Mercedes C Class,
576
00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:43,295
and this is the Maserati
of vibrators.
577
00:26:43,329 --> 00:26:48,134
A serious piece of equipment for
only the most experienced user.
578
00:26:48,634 --> 00:26:49,702
Oh.
579
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:51,570
Sold.
580
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:55,975
Using it could desensitize
you to men forever.
581
00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:57,743
I'll take one.
582
00:27:05,284 --> 00:27:06,152
Hey, Luce!
583
00:27:06,185 --> 00:27:08,220
I found something for ya.
584
00:27:08,954 --> 00:27:11,057
He doesn't say
irritating things,
585
00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:14,760
he's a feminist, doesn't watch
football, or fart.
586
00:27:14,794 --> 00:27:17,063
Well, none of them do at first.
587
00:27:25,871 --> 00:27:29,775
Can I help you
with that cock ring?
588
00:27:29,809 --> 00:27:30,776
No.
589
00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:31,777
No, I got this.
590
00:27:31,811 --> 00:27:33,312
I was just checking...
591
00:27:34,213 --> 00:27:35,614
Sure.
592
00:27:42,288 --> 00:27:44,023
Everything alright over there?
593
00:27:44,491 --> 00:27:49,028
Sorry, just um...
looking for...
594
00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,264
for a Mother's Day gift.
595
00:27:52,298 --> 00:27:53,399
Oh.
596
00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:55,301
You know, I was wondering
what a nice girl like you
597
00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:57,103
was doing in a place
like this.
598
00:27:57,136 --> 00:27:59,738
I could ask you
the same thing.
599
00:27:59,772 --> 00:28:01,207
Go ahead.
600
00:28:03,443 --> 00:28:07,346
What's a nice girl like you
doing in a place like this?
601
00:28:08,013 --> 00:28:08,948
Oh...
602
00:28:12,051 --> 00:28:12,985
Oh!
603
00:28:13,018 --> 00:28:13,919
Busy day you got there.
604
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:14,753
Oh-
605
00:28:14,787 --> 00:28:15,788
Uh, it's amazing
you have the time
606
00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:20,292
with all the violin playing
and the chanting.
607
00:28:20,326 --> 00:28:21,727
Of course you remember me.
608
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,729
It's not every day I run
into a beautiful girl
609
00:28:23,762 --> 00:28:26,999
with such a propensity
for crouching.
610
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:31,137
Did he actually just use
the word "propensity"?
611
00:28:33,706 --> 00:28:35,074
Oh hey.
612
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:37,343
Adopted this puppy.
613
00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:40,045
And breakfast is ready.
614
00:28:41,213 --> 00:28:43,115
And the dishes are done.
615
00:28:44,451 --> 00:28:46,952
Hey, you're the best man
from the wedding
616
00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,287
with the pooping horse?
617
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,856
Oh, yeah, I was just
a groomsman.
618
00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:52,825
Oh, well, I'm Nessa.
619
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,293
I was a part of the quartet.
620
00:28:54,326 --> 00:28:56,128
Oh, yeah. You guys
were great.
621
00:28:56,162 --> 00:28:57,796
Thank you.
622
00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:59,432
I play the cello.
623
00:28:59,466 --> 00:29:00,467
Um, yeah.
624
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,968
It's, you know, the big one
between your legs?
625
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:05,871
Lucy over here,
she plays the violin.
626
00:29:05,905 --> 00:29:08,107
So it's Lucy, is it?
627
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,309
So fancy meeting you here.
628
00:29:10,342 --> 00:29:12,811
What're you doing?
629
00:29:12,845 --> 00:29:14,947
Oh yeah, um, good question.
630
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:16,715
I'm looking for a Mother's
Day gift.
631
00:29:16,749 --> 00:29:18,751
Oh, really?
632
00:29:18,784 --> 00:29:20,052
Me too.
633
00:29:20,085 --> 00:29:23,822
I mean, I would never be here
for myself.
634
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:26,459
Or would I?
635
00:29:26,493 --> 00:29:27,726
Nessa.
636
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,763
Uh, I'm actually
an architect.
637
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:32,031
Paul Goodwin works at my firm.
638
00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:33,265
Right.
639
00:29:33,299 --> 00:29:37,136
Yeah, I vaguely remember him
mentioning something like that.
640
00:29:37,169 --> 00:29:39,038
I'm ah, working on
a job upstairs
641
00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:40,339
to reconfigure
the office space.
642
00:29:40,372 --> 00:29:41,575
Oh.
643
00:29:41,608 --> 00:29:43,342
Not nearly as interesting as
what's going on on that list.
644
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,176
Oh, no.
645
00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:48,080
This is purely a
research project.
646
00:29:48,113 --> 00:29:48,948
Yeah, honestly
I can't help it.
647
00:29:48,981 --> 00:29:53,953
I went to Harvard
so I'm research-y.
648
00:29:53,986 --> 00:29:54,987
Actually, that's where
I met Paul.
649
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,121
Really?
650
00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:59,058
You're using the H-bomb
on the best man?
651
00:29:59,091 --> 00:29:59,858
I just can't.
652
00:29:59,892 --> 00:30:00,859
I'm gonna go talk
to Priscilla.
653
00:30:00,893 --> 00:30:03,062
And wha the hell is up
with your lips, girl?
654
00:30:06,332 --> 00:30:08,167
I'm Grant.
655
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,768
Who works here?
656
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:11,971
Did I hear you say you
work here?
657
00:30:13,372 --> 00:30:15,374
Why, yes he does.
658
00:30:17,042 --> 00:30:19,111
So does she.
659
00:30:19,144 --> 00:30:21,514
I just wanna find out
if this works.
660
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:26,085
Actually, sir, I am very
familiar with this product.
661
00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,020
It's one of my favourites.
662
00:30:28,053 --> 00:30:30,923
In fact, I've got it on
right now.
663
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,058
What do you mean,
you're wearing it now?
664
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,494
On what?
665
00:30:34,527 --> 00:30:36,161
On my lips.
666
00:30:36,195 --> 00:30:37,396
You put it on your lips?
667
00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:42,268
Uh, Luce, I don't think you put
erection cream on your lips.
668
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,136
Oh my god.
669
00:30:45,838 --> 00:30:46,972
Oh.
670
00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:49,041
Excuse me?
671
00:30:49,074 --> 00:30:51,243
Do these come in extra large?
672
00:30:51,277 --> 00:30:53,078
[knocking]
673
00:30:55,881 --> 00:30:58,884
Got you some ice
from the cafe.
674
00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,219
Thanks.
675
00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:08,027
Yeah, I thought your lips
looked a little...
676
00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,129
You got a chant for
this sort of thing?
677
00:31:11,297 --> 00:31:12,499
Woah.
678
00:31:15,635 --> 00:31:17,236
Can I have your number?
679
00:31:18,037 --> 00:31:19,138
You want my number?
680
00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:20,473
Yeah.
681
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:23,576
Wait, really?
682
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:26,145
I have a gig you might
be interested in playing.
683
00:31:26,945 --> 00:31:28,347
That's awesome.
684
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:31,984
I'll um, I'll wait out here.
685
00:31:36,556 --> 00:31:37,590
Bye.
686
00:31:37,624 --> 00:31:41,093
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
687
00:31:41,126 --> 00:31:44,631
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
688
00:31:44,664 --> 00:31:48,867
♪
689
00:31:48,901 --> 00:31:51,270
♪ Big girls ♪
690
00:31:51,303 --> 00:31:54,239
♪ Don't cry ay, ay, ♪
691
00:31:54,273 --> 00:31:56,175
♪ They don't cry, ♪
692
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,211
So his dad co-chairs this annual
insurance commissioner's dinner
693
00:31:59,244 --> 00:32:01,146
and he wants you and me
to walk around
694
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,082
and do the wandering
minstrel thing.
695
00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:04,484
First the wedding
and now this?
696
00:32:04,517 --> 00:32:05,984
Is he your new booking agent?
697
00:32:06,018 --> 00:32:07,953
Excuse me, why not all of us?
698
00:32:07,986 --> 00:32:10,956
Uh, I don't know, but you did
make it a point to tell him
699
00:32:10,989 --> 00:32:12,659
that your legs are pretty
occupied while you play.
700
00:32:12,692 --> 00:32:13,560
[laughs]
701
00:32:13,593 --> 00:32:14,494
Will he be there?
702
00:32:14,527 --> 00:32:15,928
He didn't say.
703
00:32:15,961 --> 00:32:18,997
So, with the exception
of the H-bomb incident,
704
00:32:19,031 --> 00:32:20,999
and putting erection cream
on your lips,
705
00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:22,569
I'd say this was
very successful.
706
00:32:22,602 --> 00:32:25,137
You had a nice conversation
with a handsome man,
707
00:32:25,170 --> 00:32:29,676
we got a gig out of nowhere,
and you got Burt.
708
00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:33,112
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
709
00:32:33,145 --> 00:32:36,583
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
710
00:32:36,616 --> 00:32:40,352
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
711
00:32:40,386 --> 00:32:44,223
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
712
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,526
♪ Big girls don't cry, ♪
713
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:53,265
[playing violin]
♪
714
00:33:21,193 --> 00:33:22,495
Hmm.
715
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:31,638
You know, after one week of
being broken up with Jeff
716
00:33:31,671 --> 00:33:37,009
after four years of dating and I
cannot believe how great I feel.
717
00:33:37,042 --> 00:33:40,312
Well, what I can't believe is
that we're actually doing this.
718
00:33:40,345 --> 00:33:43,315
Alright, Jersey, how we doin'?
719
00:33:43,348 --> 00:33:45,452
All six of you.
720
00:33:45,485 --> 00:33:46,619
Alright, first thing's first.
721
00:33:46,653 --> 00:33:47,587
I'm gonna go grab us
some drinks.
722
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:51,023
Alright, now for the sexiest
identical twins
723
00:33:51,056 --> 00:33:53,158
with the hottest dance moves.
724
00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:56,195
Everybody give it up
for Cherry and
725
00:33:56,228 --> 00:33:58,997
[singing]
♪ ...Dallas. ♪
726
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,265
Dallas!
727
00:34:04,504 --> 00:34:06,639
Hey Wes, can I trouble you
for two beers, mate?
728
00:34:06,673 --> 00:34:07,674
Pretend like you don't
know me.
729
00:34:07,707 --> 00:34:09,107
Brilliant.
730
00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:11,444
Did he say Cherry and Dallas?
731
00:34:11,478 --> 00:34:14,046
You know, this is not
what I expected.
732
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:14,481
Shh.
733
00:34:14,514 --> 00:34:15,380
Why?
734
00:34:15,414 --> 00:34:16,683
Are you afraid I'm gonna
wake them up?
735
00:34:16,716 --> 00:34:17,717
Oh, come on.
736
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,719
They're performers and
you're talking over them.
737
00:34:19,752 --> 00:34:21,019
Don't be rude.
738
00:34:21,053 --> 00:34:22,087
It's disrespectful.
739
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,689
I'm just saying.
740
00:34:22,722 --> 00:34:23,388
Hi, Cynthia.
741
00:34:23,422 --> 00:34:24,524
Loving the hair.
742
00:34:24,557 --> 00:34:25,625
How are you doing tonight?
743
00:34:25,658 --> 00:34:26,358
Hi.
744
00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:27,092
Thank you.
745
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:28,293
Oh, it's a little cold
in here.
746
00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:28,994
Can I-
747
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:29,696
Actually, we're totally fine.
748
00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:31,063
Why don't you keep the change?
749
00:34:31,096 --> 00:34:31,764
You know what?
750
00:34:31,798 --> 00:34:32,765
Throw that in for good measure.
751
00:34:32,799 --> 00:34:34,233
Don't embarrass me.
752
00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:36,368
Embarrassment's the least
of your problems.
753
00:34:36,401 --> 00:34:38,070
Ok, I need to level with you.
754
00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:39,338
It's not cold in here.
755
00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,405
It's optimal.
756
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,140
Get with the program.
757
00:34:43,743 --> 00:34:45,110
Where are you going?
758
00:34:45,377 --> 00:34:46,613
Getting with the program.
759
00:34:46,646 --> 00:34:47,647
Don't do that!
760
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,314
Lucy, come back, please.
761
00:34:50,249 --> 00:34:51,183
Hi.
762
00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:52,619
Your wife didn't send me here
to spy on you,
763
00:34:52,652 --> 00:34:53,820
I promise.
764
00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:55,153
Don't worry.
765
00:34:55,187 --> 00:35:02,060
♪
766
00:35:02,094 --> 00:35:06,031
I wonder how these girls stay
in such good shape.
767
00:35:07,132 --> 00:35:08,100
Quick question for you.
768
00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:12,472
Do you do pilates or...
oh, wow.
769
00:35:14,674 --> 00:35:17,276
Oh, nice, Luce.
770
00:35:17,309 --> 00:35:19,044
Thank you so much.
771
00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:22,414
♪
772
00:35:29,822 --> 00:35:31,123
Wait a second.
773
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:35,762
She is totally thinking
about her shopping list.
774
00:35:35,795 --> 00:35:37,162
Ha!
775
00:35:39,899 --> 00:35:41,300
Woo!
776
00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:04,824
[whistles]
777
00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:11,263
Oh.
778
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:14,801
Ok.
779
00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:26,446
I'm just gonna
see what-
780
00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:27,379
She's trying to take my money!
781
00:36:27,412 --> 00:36:29,381
No, I can't make change?
782
00:36:30,248 --> 00:36:31,316
No, you did not.
783
00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,652
What were you thinking?
784
00:36:32,685 --> 00:36:34,887
As pleasing as her
vagina thrusts were,
785
00:36:34,921 --> 00:36:37,155
it just-it was not
a $20 kind of happy.
786
00:36:37,189 --> 00:36:39,525
Welcome to the Pleasure
Palace Party.
787
00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:42,294
We got the dildos,
we got the vibrators,
788
00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:45,665
so look around,
don't be shy.
789
00:36:45,698 --> 00:36:48,233
If you wanna get to the top
of the mountain
790
00:36:48,266 --> 00:36:49,869
you gotta go equipped.
791
00:36:49,902 --> 00:36:51,203
Oh.
792
00:36:52,204 --> 00:36:55,475
I did learn one very important
thing at the strip club.
793
00:36:55,508 --> 00:36:57,409
If naked enough it
doesn't matter
794
00:36:57,443 --> 00:36:58,878
if you can actually dance.
795
00:36:58,911 --> 00:37:01,179
Oh, I know what these are.
796
00:37:01,213 --> 00:37:02,849
People use these for meditating.
797
00:37:03,382 --> 00:37:05,885
No, those are Ben-Wa balls.
798
00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,520
50 Shades?
799
00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:08,521
Book two?
800
00:37:08,554 --> 00:37:10,188
Ben who?
801
00:37:10,723 --> 00:37:13,459
You take two of those,
you stick 'em up your lady,
802
00:37:13,493 --> 00:37:17,195
and just hold them for
a couple of hours, ok?
803
00:37:17,897 --> 00:37:19,398
Wait, what?
804
00:37:19,432 --> 00:37:20,099
Oh my god.
805
00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:21,901
Those are for Kegel exercises.
806
00:37:21,934 --> 00:37:24,202
You could do 'em in the car.
807
00:37:24,671 --> 00:37:26,873
Shit, I'm doing them right now.
808
00:37:26,906 --> 00:37:29,909
Experience intense natural
pleasure as each weighted ball
809
00:37:29,942 --> 00:37:31,711
rolls and moves with you
to give you
810
00:37:31,744 --> 00:37:35,448
a mind-blowing
internal massage.
811
00:37:35,481 --> 00:37:40,887
Now, you're gonna sculpt
a banana into a penis
812
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,855
with your teeth.
813
00:37:42,889 --> 00:37:46,324
[clamouring]
814
00:37:46,358 --> 00:37:47,292
Catch that!
815
00:37:47,325 --> 00:37:49,394
Oh yeah, get that banana.
816
00:37:49,429 --> 00:37:52,397
Well, I'll never look at a
banana the same way again.
817
00:37:52,799 --> 00:37:54,399
And neither will Paul.
818
00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:55,935
Sex toy party.
819
00:37:55,968 --> 00:37:56,936
Check.
820
00:37:56,969 --> 00:38:00,807
[cackling]
821
00:38:01,941 --> 00:38:11,818
[classical music playing]
♪
822
00:38:11,851 --> 00:38:16,889
♪
823
00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:18,958
Wait, why'd you stop?
824
00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:21,594
Uh, nothing.
825
00:38:21,627 --> 00:38:22,695
Nothing.
826
00:38:22,729 --> 00:38:25,965
I think I just... I really need
to go to the bathroom.
827
00:38:25,998 --> 00:38:26,866
Oh my, well go!
828
00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:28,735
It's right down there.
829
00:38:30,536 --> 00:38:33,973
I don't think I can
make it that far.
830
00:38:34,006 --> 00:38:34,941
Oh god.
831
00:38:34,974 --> 00:38:35,842
It's gonna come out.
832
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:36,709
What is?
833
00:38:40,412 --> 00:38:41,379
[laughs]
834
00:38:41,413 --> 00:38:42,347
Not a word.
835
00:38:42,615 --> 00:38:43,883
Not a word.
836
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,351
Uh-uh.
837
00:38:46,384 --> 00:38:47,385
[laughing]
838
00:38:47,419 --> 00:38:48,554
Ok.
839
00:38:48,588 --> 00:38:49,287
Oh.
840
00:38:49,321 --> 00:38:49,989
Oh!
841
00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:51,356
I don't think I can bend over.
842
00:38:51,389 --> 00:38:52,558
Because there's a second one?
843
00:38:52,592 --> 00:38:52,992
Three.
844
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:53,960
Oh!
845
00:38:53,993 --> 00:38:54,727
There are three more.
846
00:38:54,761 --> 00:38:56,929
I bought two boxes.
847
00:38:57,563 --> 00:38:58,831
I see.
848
00:38:58,865 --> 00:38:59,832
For Kegels.
849
00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,366
Say no more.
850
00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:05,204
I need you to pick it up.
851
00:39:05,238 --> 00:39:07,372
You know, I didn't think there
were limits to our friendship.
852
00:39:07,405 --> 00:39:08,674
I realize it's just not true.
853
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:09,942
Oh, this is not funny.
854
00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:10,810
It's not funny, ok?
855
00:39:10,843 --> 00:39:13,513
I only wore these
to a work function
856
00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:15,715
because I knew we would
be standing for three hours
857
00:39:15,748 --> 00:39:18,885
and, you know,
I wanted to tone.
858
00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:20,620
[laughing]
859
00:39:20,987 --> 00:39:22,021
Stop!
860
00:39:22,054 --> 00:39:23,055
Stop, ok?
861
00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:25,057
If you make me laugh another
ball will pop out.
862
00:39:25,091 --> 00:39:26,793
Oh god, I'm so...
863
00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:27,927
I need help here. Please.
864
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,495
Ok, ok. Let's go.
865
00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:33,032
[gasps]
866
00:39:33,065 --> 00:39:33,800
What was that?
867
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:35,001
I don't know.
868
00:39:35,034 --> 00:39:37,737
When I walk my legs just
sort of rub together
869
00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:39,038
and I'm already so, so-
870
00:39:39,071 --> 00:39:40,740
oh my god, I might-
871
00:39:40,773 --> 00:39:41,373
Hallelujah?
872
00:39:41,406 --> 00:39:42,108
Yeah.
873
00:39:42,141 --> 00:39:44,342
Ok, we're gonna
have to risk it.
874
00:39:44,376 --> 00:39:45,912
Lucy, if you do this
while holding my hand
875
00:39:45,945 --> 00:39:47,547
this friendship will
never be the same.
876
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,381
Ladies, you look like
you're having a good night.
877
00:39:49,414 --> 00:39:50,917
Some of us more than others.
878
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:51,918
Hi.
879
00:39:51,951 --> 00:39:52,952
What're you doing here?
880
00:39:52,985 --> 00:39:54,386
Oh, seeing my dad.
881
00:39:54,419 --> 00:39:56,589
He's on the board
with the trust.
882
00:39:56,989 --> 00:39:58,423
It's irrelevant.
883
00:39:58,457 --> 00:39:59,458
Now I'm seeing you.
884
00:39:59,492 --> 00:40:00,960
Have you met Priscilla?
885
00:40:00,993 --> 00:40:01,861
No, how are you?
886
00:40:01,894 --> 00:40:02,895
The leader of our quartet.
887
00:40:02,929 --> 00:40:05,898
My dear friend, who always
comes to my rescue.
888
00:40:05,932 --> 00:40:07,633
Oh, you need a lot of that?
889
00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:09,602
No, not at all,
but even still,
890
00:40:09,635 --> 00:40:12,038
she's just always waiting
for the other ball to drop.
891
00:40:12,071 --> 00:40:14,339
I mean shoe.
892
00:40:16,108 --> 00:40:17,610
Is it hot in here?
893
00:40:17,643 --> 00:40:18,578
Yeah, it is.
894
00:40:18,611 --> 00:40:19,779
Hmm.
895
00:40:19,812 --> 00:40:23,082
Um, I see someone that I...
896
00:40:23,115 --> 00:40:24,517
I don't see anyone.
897
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,752
I'm just getting
out of the way.
898
00:40:29,455 --> 00:40:30,556
Are you tired?
899
00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:31,389
Am I tired?
900
00:40:31,423 --> 00:40:33,025
Yeah, you seem a bit
out of breath.
901
00:40:33,059 --> 00:40:34,026
Mmm-mmm.
902
00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:35,027
Mmm-mmm.
903
00:40:35,061 --> 00:40:38,064
No, I just sort of get
that way when I play.
904
00:40:38,097 --> 00:40:39,165
Oh, I get it.
905
00:40:39,198 --> 00:40:41,067
You're amazing.
906
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:41,968
[gasps]
907
00:40:42,735 --> 00:40:43,870
Sweet Jesus.
908
00:40:44,136 --> 00:40:45,504
Oh, what was that?
909
00:40:45,538 --> 00:40:46,038
Hmm?
910
00:40:46,072 --> 00:40:47,173
That.
911
00:40:47,206 --> 00:40:51,077
No, my back just gets that way
when I stand and play.
912
00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:52,377
Alright.
913
00:40:54,547 --> 00:40:55,648
Are you cold?
914
00:40:55,681 --> 00:40:56,414
Mmmhmm.
915
00:40:56,449 --> 00:40:57,049
Yeah.
916
00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,117
Oh, let's get you moving.
917
00:40:58,150 --> 00:40:58,918
Oh.
918
00:40:58,951 --> 00:41:00,019
Come on.
919
00:41:04,957 --> 00:41:06,492
Ah.
920
00:41:06,926 --> 00:41:07,960
You ok?
921
00:41:07,994 --> 00:41:09,028
Yeah.
922
00:41:09,061 --> 00:41:10,563
Yeah.
923
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:12,131
Just warming up a little.
924
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,835
If I didn't know better,
925
00:41:15,868 --> 00:41:17,203
your lips look beautifully
deflated this evening.
926
00:41:17,236 --> 00:41:18,638
[laughs]
927
00:41:18,671 --> 00:41:21,641
[gasps]
928
00:41:21,674 --> 00:41:24,010
Women don't usually
find me funny.
929
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:26,746
It's my pleasure.
930
00:41:27,013 --> 00:41:28,014
Truly.
931
00:41:28,915 --> 00:41:29,682
Oh.
932
00:41:30,716 --> 00:41:31,784
Oh.
933
00:41:31,817 --> 00:41:32,952
[clang]
934
00:41:32,985 --> 00:41:34,453
Oh, what was that?
935
00:41:34,487 --> 00:41:35,154
What was what?
936
00:41:35,187 --> 00:41:36,489
Something just hit my foot.
937
00:41:36,522 --> 00:41:37,123
Is that a bird?
938
00:41:37,156 --> 00:41:38,124
There's a bird?
939
00:41:39,225 --> 00:41:41,060
Nope. Nope.
940
00:41:41,093 --> 00:41:42,194
Sorry, my mistake.
941
00:41:42,228 --> 00:41:42,929
Weird.
942
00:41:42,962 --> 00:41:43,996
Anyway.
943
00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:44,897
Hmm?
944
00:41:44,931 --> 00:41:45,898
I was thinking...
945
00:41:45,932 --> 00:41:46,465
Yeah?
946
00:41:46,499 --> 00:41:47,466
If you're not too busy-
947
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,034
Never.
948
00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:48,834
Or too hot.
949
00:41:48,868 --> 00:41:49,468
Would you like to-
950
00:41:49,502 --> 00:41:50,169
Yes.
951
00:41:50,202 --> 00:41:50,937
Have dinner with me?
952
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:52,238
Dear god, yes!
953
00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:54,006
[clang]
954
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,675
[smash]
955
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:57,476
[speaking French]
956
00:42:03,082 --> 00:42:04,884
So you call me up out of
the blue to ask me
957
00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:05,885
how good you were in bed?
958
00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:06,686
Mmmhmm.
959
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:07,687
Out of a percentage
out of 100.
960
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,824
But if you must, I will accept
a letter grade.
961
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,028
Did you meet someone?
962
00:42:16,062 --> 00:42:16,896
What?
963
00:42:16,929 --> 00:42:17,830
No.
964
00:42:18,097 --> 00:42:18,898
No.
965
00:42:18,931 --> 00:42:19,699
I was just wondering-
966
00:42:19,732 --> 00:42:21,033
You did.
967
00:42:21,067 --> 00:42:24,103
You're seeing someone.
968
00:42:24,136 --> 00:42:25,237
Yeah, I am.
969
00:42:25,271 --> 00:42:26,038
I'm sorry.
970
00:42:26,072 --> 00:42:27,039
It's very new-
971
00:42:27,073 --> 00:42:27,673
No, no.
972
00:42:27,707 --> 00:42:29,208
It's a-I'm relieved, ok?
973
00:42:29,241 --> 00:42:34,947
'Cause I'm... I'm also seeing
someone else, too.
974
00:42:34,981 --> 00:42:35,815
You are?
975
00:42:35,848 --> 00:42:37,083
Yeah.
976
00:42:37,116 --> 00:42:37,750
Huh.
977
00:42:37,783 --> 00:42:39,018
Wow.
978
00:42:41,287 --> 00:42:42,221
Halloween.
979
00:42:42,254 --> 00:42:42,788
Yeah.
980
00:42:42,822 --> 00:42:44,623
Right after we broke up.
981
00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:48,227
Oh, or is that how she dresses
all the time?
982
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:49,996
That's funny.
983
00:42:50,029 --> 00:42:52,064
I miss your sense of humour.
984
00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:54,767
Is that-I'm sorry, is that bad
for me to say
985
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,902
that I miss something
about you?
986
00:42:59,138 --> 00:43:03,042
Uh... so, how are the-
how's your lists coming?
987
00:43:03,075 --> 00:43:05,077
Oh, very well, thank you.
988
00:43:05,111 --> 00:43:06,912
Yeah, after the porn thing
989
00:43:06,946 --> 00:43:09,615
I made a list that's
all about sex.
990
00:43:09,648 --> 00:43:15,621
And I recently went to both
a porn shop and a strip club.
991
00:43:15,654 --> 00:43:18,090
[laughing]
992
00:43:18,124 --> 00:43:19,025
What?
993
00:43:19,058 --> 00:43:19,992
You-no, you're...
994
00:43:20,026 --> 00:43:21,327
you're hilarious.
995
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:26,866
You see, this-you, us
being friends, this rocks.
996
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,200
Yeah, it's great.
997
00:43:28,234 --> 00:43:31,003
Uh, but, sex with me.
998
00:43:31,037 --> 00:43:32,304
How was it?
999
00:43:32,338 --> 00:43:33,572
Oh, right.
1000
00:43:33,606 --> 00:43:38,010
Um... it was fine.
1001
00:43:38,044 --> 00:43:40,713
Jeff, literally choose
any letter.
1002
00:43:40,746 --> 00:43:41,881
Ok, uh, geez.
1003
00:43:41,914 --> 00:43:44,683
Uh... like A through F,
right?
1004
00:43:44,717 --> 00:43:45,551
Yes.
1005
00:43:46,185 --> 00:43:47,620
Ok.
1006
00:43:47,653 --> 00:43:50,756
Uh, you are a...
1007
00:43:54,994 --> 00:43:56,695
D.
1008
00:43:56,729 --> 00:43:57,797
It's in room D.
1009
00:43:57,830 --> 00:43:58,532
Are you sure?
1010
00:43:58,564 --> 00:43:59,999
It doesn't say
"sex seminar".
1011
00:44:00,032 --> 00:44:02,034
They're not gonna
call it that.
1012
00:44:02,068 --> 00:44:03,002
It's this one.
1013
00:44:03,035 --> 00:44:03,936
It has to be.
1014
00:44:03,969 --> 00:44:05,237
Come on.
1015
00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:13,746
Proficiency in sex is a must.
1016
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:18,751
It is the universal language
of humanity.
1017
00:44:20,653 --> 00:44:21,687
You're tardy.
1018
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,354
Take a seat.
1019
00:44:22,388 --> 00:44:23,389
Did you invite her?
1020
00:44:23,422 --> 00:44:25,091
No.
1021
00:44:25,124 --> 00:44:27,226
What could she have to learn?
1022
00:44:28,528 --> 00:44:32,865
To walk around speaking slang
is to be ignorant to one's self.
1023
00:44:32,898 --> 00:44:33,732
What're you doing here?
1024
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,301
I just came here to do research
for you.
1025
00:44:35,334 --> 00:44:39,071
Number one miscommunication
slang speakers make
1026
00:44:39,105 --> 00:44:42,975
is to think of it as a
male-centric activity.
1027
00:44:43,008 --> 00:44:44,743
That is, they think about
when men intercourse
1028
00:44:44,777 --> 00:44:47,413
with women that it's
all about the guy.
1029
00:44:47,447 --> 00:44:48,314
Wrong!
1030
00:44:48,347 --> 00:44:49,348
Wrong!!
1031
00:44:49,381 --> 00:44:50,616
Wrong!
1032
00:44:50,649 --> 00:44:53,953
From this moment on you will
refer to sexual communication
1033
00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:59,091
as the gift that you will
give to only a worthy man,
1034
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:05,998
from you, the soon to be
supremely empowered woman!
1035
00:45:06,031 --> 00:45:08,033
[applause]
1036
00:45:13,973 --> 00:45:16,308
Oh, hit-oh wow,
you are tense.
1037
00:45:16,342 --> 00:45:18,043
Yeah, I don't think
smacking it
1038
00:45:18,077 --> 00:45:19,712
like that is part
of the technique.
1039
00:45:19,745 --> 00:45:23,782
Kale, he left me for someone
his own age so I'm just-
1040
00:45:23,816 --> 00:45:25,784
I can't deal with men right now.
1041
00:45:25,818 --> 00:45:28,020
Oh, Nessa, I'm so sorry.
1042
00:45:28,053 --> 00:45:29,989
Here.
1043
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:31,423
I'm gonna help you.
1044
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,259
Ok?
1045
00:45:33,292 --> 00:45:37,163
It's like we're in Ghost
and you're my Patrick Swayze.
1046
00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:41,000
Oh, of course you get
to be Demi Moore.
1047
00:45:41,033 --> 00:45:43,068
It takes a village.
1048
00:45:46,972 --> 00:45:49,341
[thunder rolls]
1049
00:46:10,362 --> 00:46:13,232
Ok, so five weeks until my
audition for the Philharmonic-
1050
00:46:13,265 --> 00:46:17,269
I'm not getting any better,
am I?
1051
00:46:17,303 --> 00:46:19,872
No, you're really not.
1052
00:46:19,905 --> 00:46:21,006
What?
1053
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,942
'Cause you're already a genius.
1054
00:46:22,975 --> 00:46:24,977
Well, it's true,
and you know it.
1055
00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:30,883
You just gotta get
out of there.
1056
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,953
Did you know that the female
ferret will die if she goes
1057
00:46:33,986 --> 00:46:36,188
into heat and can't find
a mate?
1058
00:46:36,222 --> 00:46:38,757
Jeff was the rodent,
not you.
1059
00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:39,992
What about the best man?
1060
00:46:40,025 --> 00:46:40,960
Groomsman.
1061
00:46:40,993 --> 00:46:42,094
Hasn't he called?
1062
00:46:42,127 --> 00:46:43,862
You really should ask Paul
what his story is because-
1063
00:46:43,896 --> 00:46:46,098
No. No, he did.
1064
00:46:46,131 --> 00:46:48,133
We're going out on Saturday.
1065
00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:48,968
You are?!
1066
00:46:49,001 --> 00:46:49,902
Oh.
1067
00:46:49,935 --> 00:46:50,402
That's wonderful!
1068
00:46:50,437 --> 00:46:51,270
Oh.
1069
00:46:51,303 --> 00:46:53,072
You're at a ten.
1070
00:46:53,105 --> 00:46:54,306
Well, what are your plans?
1071
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:56,809
I mean, you could do
a dinner cruise.
1072
00:46:56,842 --> 00:46:58,877
Oh, a hot air balloon.
1073
00:46:58,911 --> 00:47:00,913
What is with you today?
1074
00:47:00,946 --> 00:47:02,449
Nothing, I'm just happy
for you.
1075
00:47:02,482 --> 00:47:05,351
Oh... what are those?
1076
00:47:05,384 --> 00:47:07,052
Stan got me diamonds.
1077
00:47:07,086 --> 00:47:08,354
Oh my god.
1078
00:47:08,387 --> 00:47:10,089
Was it the seminar?
1079
00:47:10,122 --> 00:47:13,125
I have a sex life again
after 27 years.
1080
00:47:13,158 --> 00:47:16,262
Stan and I are doing it like
high school kids on prom night.
1081
00:47:16,295 --> 00:47:18,797
Oh, so meaning it's over
in five minutes
1082
00:47:18,831 --> 00:47:19,965
and you get nothing out of it.
1083
00:47:19,999 --> 00:47:22,968
Except a bad reputation.
1084
00:47:23,002 --> 00:47:24,403
Anyway, enough about me.
1085
00:47:24,437 --> 00:47:26,071
Why aren't you thrilled
about the best man?
1086
00:47:26,105 --> 00:47:27,206
I am.
1087
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,976
I... don't you think he's
a little out of my league?
1088
00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:33,245
I'm not even gonna dignify
that question.
1089
00:47:33,279 --> 00:47:35,881
You're just afraid to get back
on the horse.
1090
00:47:35,914 --> 00:47:37,816
Lucy, it's like riding a bike.
1091
00:47:37,850 --> 00:47:41,387
Or maybe a pogo stick.
1092
00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:43,556
I'm just freaking out
because in my effort to be
1093
00:47:43,590 --> 00:47:47,594
supremely empowered I insisted
on planning the date.
1094
00:47:47,627 --> 00:47:50,896
And I've got nothing.
1095
00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:54,099
Well, if you're interested,
Stan got us two tickets
1096
00:47:54,133 --> 00:47:56,603
to the Dr. Becker taping
on Saturday night.
1097
00:47:56,636 --> 00:47:57,936
VIP seats.
1098
00:47:57,970 --> 00:47:59,271
Which is...?
1099
00:47:59,305 --> 00:48:01,441
She's a sex expert.
1100
00:48:01,474 --> 00:48:03,275
I showed Stan the list.
1101
00:48:03,309 --> 00:48:05,077
He got very inspired.
1102
00:48:05,110 --> 00:48:07,313
Anyway, if I promised to make it
worth his while
1103
00:48:07,346 --> 00:48:11,016
I'm sure I can get him
to stay at home.
1104
00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:15,054
Ok, if I promise to take
the tickets
1105
00:48:15,087 --> 00:48:16,855
do you promise to never talk
about you and Stan
1106
00:48:16,889 --> 00:48:19,526
sexually communicating
ever again?
1107
00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:20,259
Deal.
1108
00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:21,193
Ok.
1109
00:48:21,226 --> 00:48:22,328
Can I just tell you one thing?
1110
00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:23,128
Alright, yes.
1111
00:48:23,162 --> 00:48:24,897
I'm gonna get my labia
tightened.
1112
00:48:24,930 --> 00:48:27,166
[laughing]
1113
00:48:27,933 --> 00:48:33,005
♪
1114
00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:35,874
What do you think about
oyster shooters?
1115
00:48:35,908 --> 00:48:40,946
Mmm, aren't oysters more
of a third date kind of food?
1116
00:48:40,979 --> 00:48:43,282
Yes, good point.
1117
00:48:43,315 --> 00:48:45,084
It's not like you're taking me
to a sex show.
1118
00:48:45,117 --> 00:48:47,886
Lecture by a progressive,
1119
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,523
world renowned researcher
who went to Yale.
1120
00:48:50,557 --> 00:48:54,093
Which is definitely
not Harvard.
1121
00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:56,228
But she happens to be discussing
human sexuality and I-
1122
00:48:56,261 --> 00:48:59,131
I know, I know, consult
an expert is on your list.
1123
00:48:59,164 --> 00:49:00,933
I'm messing with you.
1124
00:49:00,966 --> 00:49:04,169
And just because we're going
to a lecture like this
1125
00:49:04,203 --> 00:49:07,206
doesn't make me a sure thing,
you know.
1126
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,675
Me neither.
1127
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:10,309
Good.
1128
00:49:10,342 --> 00:49:13,613
Wouldn't want you getting
the wrong idea.
1129
00:49:13,646 --> 00:49:16,415
What idea might that be?
1130
00:49:16,449 --> 00:49:19,385
I don't know, I just wouldn't
want you misinterpreting
1131
00:49:19,418 --> 00:49:25,658
my list, 'cause I'm really
not that kind of girl.
1132
00:49:25,692 --> 00:49:29,128
And what kind of girl
are you?
1133
00:49:29,161 --> 00:49:33,265
That's for me to know
and for you to wonder.
1134
00:49:36,503 --> 00:49:38,605
Ok, well now I'm gonna ask you
a bunch of things
1135
00:49:38,638 --> 00:49:41,173
so I can make a meaningful
snap judgement about you
1136
00:49:41,206 --> 00:49:42,174
without being distracted
1137
00:49:42,207 --> 00:49:46,345
by all your charming,
attractive... you-ness.
1138
00:49:46,378 --> 00:49:48,947
Is this where you ask me
for my tax return?
1139
00:49:48,981 --> 00:49:50,450
'Cause I didn't bring it.
1140
00:49:50,483 --> 00:49:52,685
Uh, no.
1141
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,455
I was just gonna ask you what
your favourite book was.
1142
00:49:55,488 --> 00:49:57,055
Um, sorry.
1143
00:49:57,089 --> 00:49:59,258
My last girlfriend did that
on the first date.
1144
00:49:59,291 --> 00:50:03,128
And you still ended up
dating her?
1145
00:50:03,162 --> 00:50:04,664
Oh.
1146
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:05,732
Alright, yeah.
1147
00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:08,300
Your last girlfriend must have
been a supermodel.
1148
00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:10,637
She was a model, yes,
but super, no.
1149
00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:11,571
Definitely not.
1150
00:50:11,604 --> 00:50:13,138
And she's certainly not
Harvard material.
1151
00:50:13,172 --> 00:50:15,040
Ah.
1152
00:50:15,073 --> 00:50:19,178
Well, as an artist, I do not
require financial documentation.
1153
00:50:19,211 --> 00:50:21,113
Being well kept doesn't really
apply to me.
1154
00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:24,049
And yet you seem to be
kept very well.
1155
00:50:26,519 --> 00:50:27,454
That is corny.
1156
00:50:27,487 --> 00:50:29,121
[laughs]
1157
00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:30,989
Uh, let's do the books.
1158
00:50:31,023 --> 00:50:32,024
I have two.
1159
00:50:32,057 --> 00:50:33,058
I also have two favourites.
1160
00:50:33,091 --> 00:50:33,760
Ladies first.
1161
00:50:33,793 --> 00:50:34,661
Nope.
1162
00:50:34,694 --> 00:50:35,227
Huh?
1163
00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:37,095
No. I asked you first.
1164
00:50:37,129 --> 00:50:39,164
Revealing book love is
a very personal thing.
1165
00:50:39,198 --> 00:50:40,165
I know.
1166
00:50:40,199 --> 00:50:44,002
That's why it's my stock first
date question.
1167
00:50:44,036 --> 00:50:47,172
It's gonna tell me everything
I need to know about you.
1168
00:50:47,206 --> 00:50:49,642
Are you sure you wanna know?
1169
00:50:49,676 --> 00:50:51,611
Yeah, you're right.
1170
00:50:51,644 --> 00:50:54,379
It could be the end of something
good before it even starts.
1171
00:50:54,413 --> 00:50:57,617
Or it could be the start of
something good that doesn't end.
1172
00:50:59,586 --> 00:51:01,253
What the hell's
in this drink?
1173
00:51:02,287 --> 00:51:03,623
[laughs]
1174
00:51:03,656 --> 00:51:04,657
Ok, alright.
1175
00:51:04,691 --> 00:51:06,325
Let's just state our books.
1176
00:51:06,358 --> 00:51:07,192
Yep.
1177
00:51:07,226 --> 00:51:09,061
And let's get this ship
to sinking, ok?
1178
00:51:09,094 --> 00:51:10,162
Please.
1179
00:51:10,195 --> 00:51:11,029
Alright.
1180
00:51:11,063 --> 00:51:12,030
Yeah. At the same time,
count of three?
1181
00:51:12,064 --> 00:51:12,465
Yes.
1182
00:51:12,499 --> 00:51:13,098
Alright.
1183
00:51:13,131 --> 00:51:13,666
Ok.
1184
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,502
One, two, three.
1185
00:51:15,535 --> 00:51:16,569
"Everything That Rises
Must Converge",
1186
00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:17,804
and "The Story of Your Life."
1187
00:51:17,837 --> 00:51:18,738
"The Story of Your Life"
1188
00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:21,373
and "Everything That Rises
Must Converge".
1189
00:51:22,241 --> 00:51:24,042
Well, you like them in
the wrong order.
1190
00:51:24,076 --> 00:51:26,044
Yeah. It's definitely
not gonna work.
1191
00:51:36,723 --> 00:51:38,591
This is the Dr. Becker show?
1192
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:40,158
Yeah. Hi, welcome.
1193
00:51:40,192 --> 00:51:41,326
Hi.
1194
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,698
Oh, uh, will Dr. Becker
be out soon?
1195
00:51:45,732 --> 00:51:48,200
That is Dr. Becker.
1196
00:51:48,233 --> 00:51:49,067
Alright, let's get everybody
in their seats now-
1197
00:51:49,101 --> 00:51:53,205
Wait, she's a Magna Cum
Laude Yale PhD?
1198
00:51:53,238 --> 00:51:54,607
Follow me.
1199
00:51:54,641 --> 00:51:56,709
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.
1200
00:51:56,743 --> 00:51:58,778
The show is about to start.
1201
00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:03,248
Dr. Becker, you're on
in three, two...
1202
00:52:03,282 --> 00:52:05,083
[applause]
1203
00:52:05,117 --> 00:52:07,119
Ok.
1204
00:52:07,152 --> 00:52:09,221
I am so sorry.
I had no idea-
1205
00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:10,322
Are you kidding me?
1206
00:52:10,355 --> 00:52:13,593
This is the most interesting
date I have ever gone on
1207
00:52:13,626 --> 00:52:14,627
in my entire life.
1208
00:52:14,661 --> 00:52:15,628
Welcome.
1209
00:52:15,662 --> 00:52:20,165
Tonight's guest is both
a true pleasure to have
1210
00:52:20,198 --> 00:52:23,469
and a departure from my usual
science-based approach
1211
00:52:23,503 --> 00:52:25,805
to sexual enlightenment.
1212
00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:28,608
Science was nothing like
this where I went to school.
1213
00:52:28,641 --> 00:52:29,876
Really?
1214
00:52:29,909 --> 00:52:32,144
I thought boarding schools were
known for sexual enlightenment.
1215
00:52:32,177 --> 00:52:35,113
Please help me welcome
Madam Swarovska,
1216
00:52:35,147 --> 00:52:37,249
world-renowned sexual psychic.
1217
00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:39,117
[applause]
1218
00:52:39,151 --> 00:52:40,053
What's a sexual psychic?
1219
00:52:40,085 --> 00:52:42,354
Someone who can do
the pull and pray method
1220
00:52:42,387 --> 00:52:44,256
of birth control?
1221
00:52:44,624 --> 00:52:45,625
[snorts]
1222
00:52:45,658 --> 00:52:46,659
You snorted.
1223
00:52:46,693 --> 00:52:47,894
Ok, I'm leaving.
1224
00:52:47,927 --> 00:52:49,862
That one.
1225
00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:51,330
She suffers.
1226
00:52:51,363 --> 00:52:52,364
Oh?
1227
00:52:57,169 --> 00:52:58,403
Oh.
1228
00:52:58,438 --> 00:52:59,672
Madame Swarovska,
1229
00:52:59,706 --> 00:53:02,341
can you explain to our audience
what it is that you're doing?
1230
00:53:02,374 --> 00:53:03,910
And me, would be nice.
1231
00:53:03,943 --> 00:53:07,379
I am assessing the aura.
1232
00:53:07,412 --> 00:53:11,183
Seeing what colours
surround her.
1233
00:53:11,216 --> 00:53:13,318
Sounds lovely.
Thank you.
1234
00:53:13,352 --> 00:53:16,623
For most people, yes.
For you, no.
1235
00:53:16,656 --> 00:53:19,391
For you, is grey.
1236
00:53:19,424 --> 00:53:20,793
Grey?
1237
00:53:20,827 --> 00:53:22,895
Are you saying that
she's sexually...
1238
00:53:22,929 --> 00:53:24,196
Grey!
1239
00:53:24,229 --> 00:53:25,665
Yes.
1240
00:53:25,698 --> 00:53:30,168
Well, lucky for me
neutrals are in for fall.
1241
00:53:30,202 --> 00:53:32,170
You know, we can go
like five minutes ago.
1242
00:53:32,204 --> 00:53:33,205
No, no, this is awesome.
1243
00:53:33,238 --> 00:53:34,073
This is great.
1244
00:53:34,107 --> 00:53:36,208
How about we get you on
stage, Miss...?
1245
00:53:36,241 --> 00:53:37,644
Uh, Lu...
1246
00:53:38,945 --> 00:53:40,480
Lulu-bell.
1247
00:53:41,514 --> 00:53:43,950
Well, come on up
here, Lulu-bell,
1248
00:53:43,983 --> 00:53:46,653
so Madame Swarovska
can read you.
1249
00:53:46,686 --> 00:53:47,920
Come on.
1250
00:53:47,954 --> 00:53:48,888
[applause]
1251
00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:50,590
You're safe.
1252
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:59,732
Yes, the grey one is in deep
struggle with the sex.
1253
00:53:59,766 --> 00:54:01,333
I often discuss a condition
1254
00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:04,202
called sexual attention
deficit disorder.
1255
00:54:04,236 --> 00:54:05,538
SADD.
1256
00:54:05,571 --> 00:54:07,507
Sad, for short.
1257
00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:09,742
Which involves frequent
mental wanderings
1258
00:54:09,776 --> 00:54:13,311
of a non-sexual nature
during intercourse.
1259
00:54:13,345 --> 00:54:14,480
Might that be what-
1260
00:54:14,514 --> 00:54:17,917
Yes, but also lack
of experience.
1261
00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,452
[audience laughs]
1262
00:54:19,485 --> 00:54:24,791
Oh, trust me, I-I have plenty
of experience.
1263
00:54:27,493 --> 00:54:29,394
The cards say no.
1264
00:54:29,429 --> 00:54:30,697
No, I assure you.
1265
00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:32,397
I know what I'm doing.
1266
00:54:32,432 --> 00:54:33,933
The cards say no.
1267
00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:36,268
[audience murmurs]
1268
00:54:37,302 --> 00:54:38,838
Oh, I see.
1269
00:54:38,871 --> 00:54:42,909
You are very old when
you are first having sex.
1270
00:54:42,942 --> 00:54:44,877
Surely you mean old enough.
1271
00:54:44,911 --> 00:54:46,879
No, I mean old.
1272
00:54:46,913 --> 00:54:48,548
Oh.
1273
00:54:49,247 --> 00:54:53,453
Oh, old is why you are only
having sex with four people?
1274
00:54:53,486 --> 00:54:55,287
Is that true?
1275
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,723
Four?
1276
00:54:56,756 --> 00:54:57,657
No.
1277
00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:58,491
No?
1278
00:54:58,524 --> 00:54:59,158
Well, yeah.
1279
00:54:59,192 --> 00:55:00,526
But what's wrong with that?
1280
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,862
Oh, one does not count.
1281
00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:09,902
It ends uh, how you say...
prematurely.
1282
00:55:13,906 --> 00:55:15,975
Oh, that one looks promising.
1283
00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:19,979
Yeah, when is upright yes,
but for you is reverse.
1284
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:20,813
Oh.
1285
00:55:20,847 --> 00:55:22,915
Oh.
1286
00:55:22,949 --> 00:55:24,282
Grey one.
1287
00:55:24,316 --> 00:55:25,084
Yeah?
1288
00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:27,385
You're not having
the big booms?
1289
00:55:27,419 --> 00:55:29,722
What?
1290
00:55:29,756 --> 00:55:32,558
The big booms.
1291
00:55:32,592 --> 00:55:34,994
The rolling thunder.
1292
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:37,530
The crotch magic,
you know?
1293
00:55:37,563 --> 00:55:39,565
Like, oh yeah, baby.
1294
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:40,398
I love it!
1295
00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:41,266
You know?
1296
00:55:41,299 --> 00:55:42,969
Like, woah Nealy gets
really crazy,
1297
00:55:43,002 --> 00:55:44,369
that kind of sex.
1298
00:55:44,402 --> 00:55:46,973
Like uh, like magic time.
1299
00:55:47,006 --> 00:55:48,306
Like crotch magic.
1300
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,809
Blast it off.
1301
00:55:49,842 --> 00:55:51,644
Blast up inside, you know?
1302
00:55:51,677 --> 00:55:53,045
I can't handle it anymore!
1303
00:55:53,079 --> 00:55:54,680
Like... woo!
1304
00:55:54,714 --> 00:55:55,681
This type of thing.
1305
00:55:55,715 --> 00:55:56,916
What-how you call it?
1306
00:55:56,949 --> 00:56:00,953
She sees... um,
you don't orgasm.
1307
00:56:00,987 --> 00:56:02,889
I got it. Thanks.
1308
00:56:02,922 --> 00:56:05,958
Oh, but you're giving booms
to yourself sometime,
1309
00:56:05,992 --> 00:56:06,926
that's good.
1310
00:56:06,959 --> 00:56:08,060
That's ok.
1311
00:56:08,094 --> 00:56:09,028
That's something, huh?
1312
00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:12,330
[applause]
1313
00:56:12,364 --> 00:56:12,999
That's nice.
1314
00:56:13,032 --> 00:56:14,934
You keep that going, ok?
1315
00:56:15,701 --> 00:56:18,805
Now I'm going to see about
the one you come here with.
1316
00:56:18,838 --> 00:56:19,672
This guy over here.
1317
00:56:19,705 --> 00:56:20,540
Oh, oh.
1318
00:56:20,573 --> 00:56:21,941
Hey, now.
1319
00:56:27,613 --> 00:56:28,548
This is really lucky.
1320
00:56:28,581 --> 00:56:30,917
The devil's card in reverse
is representing
1321
00:56:30,950 --> 00:56:33,920
like breaking freedom
from restraint.
1322
00:56:33,953 --> 00:56:37,690
This guy is going to give
you the big booms!
1323
00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:40,459
Yes.
1324
00:56:40,493 --> 00:56:41,928
[applause]
1325
00:56:41,961 --> 00:56:45,965
Isn't that amazing how accurate
the Madame is?
1326
00:56:45,998 --> 00:56:50,603
♪
1327
00:56:50,636 --> 00:56:55,975
♪ What a difference
a day makes, ♪
1328
00:56:56,008 --> 00:56:59,078
♪
1329
00:56:59,111 --> 00:57:04,450
Well uh, thank you again
for a uh, revealing night.
1330
00:57:04,483 --> 00:57:08,754
Once again, she was so not right
about anything she said.
1331
00:57:08,788 --> 00:57:09,455
No.
1332
00:57:09,488 --> 00:57:09,956
By the way.
1333
00:57:09,989 --> 00:57:11,057
She's crazy.
1334
00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:12,859
She said I rocked your world
when we barely even know
1335
00:57:12,892 --> 00:57:14,927
each other, let alone have had,
you know, sex.
1336
00:57:14,961 --> 00:57:16,062
Right?
1337
00:57:16,095 --> 00:57:16,996
I know.
1338
00:57:17,029 --> 00:57:18,264
Like, what was she even saying?
1339
00:57:18,297 --> 00:57:23,669
That just me being close to you
I get like all... I don't know.
1340
00:57:23,703 --> 00:57:24,503
Sorry, no.
1341
00:57:24,537 --> 00:57:28,174
Look how in control I am
around you.
1342
00:57:28,207 --> 00:57:30,142
Right.
1343
00:57:31,177 --> 00:57:32,812
Anyway, yeah, she was wrong.
1344
00:57:32,845 --> 00:57:34,747
She was crazy wrong.
1345
00:57:35,081 --> 00:57:36,849
Who knows?
1346
00:57:39,919 --> 00:57:42,989
Anyway, twice again,
for the official record,
1347
00:57:43,022 --> 00:57:45,825
I had absolutely no idea
about tonight
1348
00:57:45,858 --> 00:57:49,629
and I am so, so, so sorry.
1349
00:57:49,662 --> 00:57:51,130
I'm really sorry.
1350
00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:53,132
I'm not.
1351
00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:55,801
♪ What a difference
a day makes... ♪
1352
00:57:55,835 --> 00:58:00,573
♪
1353
00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:01,474
Goodnight.
1354
00:58:01,507 --> 00:58:02,842
Yeah.
1355
00:58:02,875 --> 00:58:04,477
I swear you're going
to get me fired.
1356
00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:07,013
Or even worse,
assigned to awful jobs.
1357
00:58:07,046 --> 00:58:09,916
Grant's a pretty big deal
at the firm, you know.
1358
00:58:09,949 --> 00:58:13,085
And you're a big deal to us,
Paul, but this isn't about you.
1359
00:58:13,119 --> 00:58:14,620
Yet.
1360
00:58:14,654 --> 00:58:16,923
The psychic didn't
say anything positive?
1361
00:58:16,956 --> 00:58:18,758
Just that I wouldn't end
up alone.
1362
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:21,594
Well, that could just mean
she thinks you'll get a cat.
1363
00:58:21,627 --> 00:58:22,395
What?
1364
00:58:22,428 --> 00:58:23,663
Ok, let me paint a picture
for you.
1365
00:58:23,696 --> 00:58:28,000
If Grant is the devil and not
even he can get lucky with her,
1366
00:58:28,034 --> 00:58:30,703
then perhaps poor Luce
is destined to end up
1367
00:58:30,736 --> 00:58:33,172
with a litter of cats.
1368
00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,774
But seriously,
let's get back on point.
1369
00:58:34,807 --> 00:58:36,042
How did you two leave things?
1370
00:58:36,075 --> 00:58:37,777
Am I gonna have to avoid him
at the office?
1371
00:58:37,810 --> 00:58:40,947
Can't hear you.
I'm shopping.
1372
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:43,549
Luce, quick question.
1373
00:58:43,582 --> 00:58:45,785
Isn't this the section for girls
who do get kissed?
1374
00:58:45,818 --> 00:58:46,585
Hey.
1375
00:58:46,619 --> 00:58:47,720
Just so you know,
1376
00:58:47,753 --> 00:58:49,055
he said he was gonna call this
weekend to make plans.
1377
00:58:49,088 --> 00:58:50,056
And no, I'm in
the right section.
1378
00:58:50,089 --> 00:58:50,890
Mmmhmm.
1379
00:58:50,923 --> 00:58:54,193
Guys, I have to tell
you something.
1380
00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,262
Good god, you're not preg-
how?
1381
00:58:56,295 --> 00:58:57,096
What?
1382
00:58:57,129 --> 00:58:57,730
No.
1383
00:58:57,763 --> 00:58:58,965
The question would be who,
1384
00:58:58,998 --> 00:59:01,934
since I can't even seem to get
a guy past the front porch.
1385
00:59:01,968 --> 00:59:02,935
You know those jeans
1386
00:59:02,969 --> 00:59:06,672
that make my ass look like
a sorority girl's?
1387
00:59:08,307 --> 00:59:09,809
Here?
1388
00:59:09,842 --> 00:59:10,910
We're going to
the women's section.
1389
00:59:10,943 --> 00:59:12,278
Nope, not the women's.
1390
00:59:12,311 --> 00:59:13,145
Men's?
1391
00:59:13,179 --> 00:59:14,013
That's brilliant.
1392
00:59:14,046 --> 00:59:15,014
Right here.
1393
00:59:15,047 --> 00:59:16,849
In maternity.
1394
00:59:17,516 --> 00:59:22,088
Look, they have this stretchy
stuff that goes over the stomach
1395
00:59:22,121 --> 00:59:25,791
and just kinda smooths
everything out.
1396
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:30,229
I know, you think
I'm pathetic.
1397
00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:31,330
No, no.
1398
00:59:31,364 --> 00:59:33,733
I'm just trying to figure out
my size in women's.
1399
00:59:33,766 --> 00:59:42,541
♪
1400
00:59:42,575 --> 00:59:49,648
♪
1401
00:59:49,682 --> 00:59:52,618
Who knew strings could accompany
threesome-type sex so well?
1402
00:59:52,651 --> 00:59:54,120
I say we rehearse like this
all the time.
1403
00:59:54,153 --> 00:59:55,121
[laughs]
1404
00:59:55,154 --> 00:59:57,089
I'm so surprised you're still
doing the list.
1405
00:59:57,123 --> 00:59:58,157
I'm psyched.
1406
00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:00,860
I've been labelled
sexually grey.
1407
01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:02,328
It kinda solidified the mission.
1408
01:00:02,361 --> 01:00:04,263
And I've been waiting for Grant
to call me all week
1409
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:07,800
so I figured I might as well
just watch my 25 films.
1410
01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:09,035
Why are you waiting
for him to call?
1411
01:00:09,068 --> 01:00:12,671
Why don't you call him?
1412
01:00:12,705 --> 01:00:14,807
Anyway, so I had one of these
on when it came time
1413
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,942
to practise one day, so...
1414
01:00:16,976 --> 01:00:17,877
Well, if it means anything,
1415
01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:20,146
I've never heard you play
this good, girl.
1416
01:00:20,179 --> 01:00:21,380
Don't be ridiculous.
1417
01:00:21,414 --> 01:00:25,618
A month until the Philharmonic
auditions remember us when.
1418
01:00:25,651 --> 01:00:26,652
Mmmhmm.
1419
01:00:27,653 --> 01:00:32,658
[ringing]
1420
01:00:32,691 --> 01:00:34,627
Oh my god.
It's him.
1421
01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:35,094
The best man?
1422
01:00:35,127 --> 01:00:36,162
Yeah.
1423
01:00:36,195 --> 01:00:37,129
Do I-what,
do I answer?
1424
01:00:37,163 --> 01:00:37,763
No!
1425
01:00:37,797 --> 01:00:39,665
No.
1426
01:00:39,698 --> 01:00:41,000
Yes.
1427
01:00:41,033 --> 01:00:42,802
I don't know.
1428
01:00:42,835 --> 01:00:44,136
Ok, answer it or I will.
1429
01:00:44,170 --> 01:00:45,971
I already suffered through
high school once.
1430
01:00:46,005 --> 01:00:47,006
Ok.
1431
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:48,874
Ok.
1432
01:00:50,209 --> 01:00:51,243
Hey.
1433
01:00:51,277 --> 01:00:52,745
Hey yourself.
It's Grant.
1434
01:00:52,778 --> 01:00:54,280
Listen, sorry I haven't
called you...
1435
01:00:54,313 --> 01:00:56,148
"Hey"? The man of your dreams
calls and you say "hey"?
1436
01:00:56,182 --> 01:00:57,783
Shh!
1437
01:00:57,817 --> 01:00:59,652
Uh, me shush?
1438
01:00:59,685 --> 01:01:01,053
No, sorry.
Not you.
1439
01:01:01,087 --> 01:01:02,121
I'm with the quartet.
1440
01:01:02,154 --> 01:01:03,856
Rehearsing some porn!
1441
01:01:03,889 --> 01:01:04,890
[laughs]
1442
01:01:04,924 --> 01:01:05,991
Did she say you're
watching porn?
1443
01:01:06,025 --> 01:01:06,692
No.
1444
01:01:06,725 --> 01:01:07,326
No, she did not.
1445
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:09,161
She said "horn".
1446
01:01:09,195 --> 01:01:11,897
Yeah, we're adding a French horn
to the group.
1447
01:01:11,931 --> 01:01:14,100
Ah, well, I can't help you
with that.
1448
01:01:14,133 --> 01:01:17,336
So um, you're working
on a Saturday?
1449
01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:18,204
Uh, listen.
1450
01:01:18,237 --> 01:01:19,338
Sorry I haven't called
all week.
1451
01:01:19,371 --> 01:01:20,940
I've been bloody busy
in non-stop meetings and-
1452
01:01:20,973 --> 01:01:22,041
He was out
of town all week.
1453
01:01:22,074 --> 01:01:23,042
That's it.
1454
01:01:23,075 --> 01:01:23,943
Woohoo!
1455
01:01:23,976 --> 01:01:25,344
Oh, thank god.
1456
01:01:25,377 --> 01:01:26,679
There it is.
1457
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:28,013
Oh!
1458
01:01:28,047 --> 01:01:29,415
[moaning]
1459
01:01:29,449 --> 01:01:30,216
Oh, Paul, your ass.
1460
01:01:30,249 --> 01:01:31,083
Turn it down!
1461
01:01:31,117 --> 01:01:33,018
Turn it down!
1462
01:01:33,052 --> 01:01:34,120
[moaning]
1463
01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:36,088
Sorry, Nessa just stubbed
her toe.
1464
01:01:36,122 --> 01:01:37,022
Why me?
1465
01:01:37,056 --> 01:01:39,125
[laughs]
1466
01:01:39,158 --> 01:01:40,092
Anyway, look.
1467
01:01:40,126 --> 01:01:41,760
I know it's last minute
but I was thinking,
1468
01:01:41,794 --> 01:01:43,095
if you wanted to go out-
1469
01:01:43,129 --> 01:01:44,029
I'd love to.
1470
01:01:44,063 --> 01:01:46,065
Yes. Whatever it is.
1471
01:01:46,098 --> 01:01:46,966
So sorry!
1472
01:01:46,999 --> 01:01:48,167
[laughing]
1473
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,069
Not sorry.
1474
01:01:51,203 --> 01:01:53,906
[rock music plays]
♪
1475
01:01:53,939 --> 01:01:55,941
♪ Baby, baby,
close your eyes, ♪
1476
01:01:55,975 --> 01:01:58,277
♪ Baby, baby,
don't think twice, ♪
1477
01:01:58,310 --> 01:02:01,113
♪ I want you, ♪
1478
01:02:01,147 --> 01:02:04,049
♪ I want you, ♪
1479
01:02:04,083 --> 01:02:06,252
♪ Baby, baby,
close your eyes, ♪
1480
01:02:06,285 --> 01:02:08,954
♪ Baby, baby,
don't think twice, ♪
1481
01:02:08,988 --> 01:02:11,690
♪ I want you, ♪
1482
01:02:11,724 --> 01:02:14,160
♪ I want you, ♪
1483
01:02:14,193 --> 01:02:15,462
♪ I want you,
want you, ♪
1484
01:02:15,495 --> 01:02:17,696
♪ want you,
want you, ♪
1485
01:02:17,730 --> 01:02:27,273
♪
1486
01:02:27,306 --> 01:02:30,176
♪
1487
01:02:30,209 --> 01:02:31,210
Ok. Ok.
1488
01:02:31,243 --> 01:02:32,278
Here we go.
1489
01:02:32,311 --> 01:02:33,846
Wait. Wait.
1490
01:02:33,879 --> 01:02:35,080
What?
1491
01:02:35,114 --> 01:02:38,117
♪
1492
01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:49,496
Mmm-mmm.
1493
01:02:49,529 --> 01:02:50,029
No?
1494
01:02:50,062 --> 01:02:50,996
You want me to stop?
1495
01:02:51,030 --> 01:02:52,432
What? No. Go.
1496
01:02:52,465 --> 01:02:52,965
No?
1497
01:02:52,998 --> 01:02:55,468
As in it's a no go?
1498
01:02:55,502 --> 01:02:56,802
No. No. Keep going.
1499
01:02:56,835 --> 01:03:03,409
♪
1500
01:03:03,443 --> 01:03:07,379
[fireworks explode]
1501
01:03:42,314 --> 01:03:44,451
The perfect pants
for you two.
1502
01:03:57,930 --> 01:03:59,064
Hi.
1503
01:03:59,098 --> 01:03:59,865
Hey.
1504
01:03:59,898 --> 01:04:01,133
Sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you.
1505
01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,135
Um, I was just gonna...
1506
01:04:04,169 --> 01:04:06,105
Oh.
1507
01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:06,939
Ok.
1508
01:04:16,849 --> 01:04:18,017
I'll call you.
1509
01:04:18,951 --> 01:04:20,185
Yeah.
1510
01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:35,134
Oh my god.
1511
01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:36,168
No! No!
1512
01:04:36,201 --> 01:04:39,004
Grant! Wait!
1513
01:04:39,038 --> 01:04:40,072
Shit.
1514
01:04:41,106 --> 01:04:41,907
No. No.
1515
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:43,409
Grant! Wait!
1516
01:04:44,176 --> 01:04:47,212
Grant? Grant!
1517
01:04:47,246 --> 01:04:50,949
If it's about the porn
I can quit any time!
1518
01:04:53,385 --> 01:04:54,186
What?
1519
01:04:54,219 --> 01:04:57,122
So I watch porn.
Big fucking deal.
1520
01:04:57,156 --> 01:04:58,424
As long as it's consensual.
1521
01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,326
No judgement.
1522
01:05:12,237 --> 01:05:14,106
Stupid.
1523
01:05:14,139 --> 01:05:16,141
Useless!
1524
01:05:17,677 --> 01:05:20,412
This tastes like crap!
1525
01:05:22,147 --> 01:05:23,215
Disgusting!
1526
01:05:23,248 --> 01:05:24,416
Ugh!
1527
01:05:24,451 --> 01:05:25,618
Don't even work!
1528
01:05:27,052 --> 01:05:28,455
Ugh!
1529
01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:35,294
God, I can't believe this.
1530
01:05:36,028 --> 01:05:37,162
And you.
1531
01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:39,432
[pop]
1532
01:05:47,072 --> 01:05:55,080
♪
1533
01:05:55,114 --> 01:05:59,151
♪
1534
01:06:26,979 --> 01:06:28,448
[horn honks]
1535
01:06:37,222 --> 01:06:38,023
[crash]
1536
01:06:38,056 --> 01:06:39,626
Stupid.
1537
01:06:39,659 --> 01:06:40,993
[buzzing continues]
1538
01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:43,496
♪
1539
01:06:49,201 --> 01:06:51,170
[plays flat note]
1540
01:06:54,006 --> 01:06:56,241
♪
1541
01:06:59,512 --> 01:07:02,615
Ugh, Phil's penthouse
is just so gorge.
1542
01:07:02,649 --> 01:07:05,117
My boyfriend and I walked in
and he was all
1543
01:07:05,150 --> 01:07:07,587
"this place owns the skyline".
1544
01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,321
Well, it did take us about
a year to complete
1545
01:07:09,354 --> 01:07:11,123
so you can imagine
what it cost.
1546
01:07:11,156 --> 01:07:12,991
I don't do numbers.
1547
01:07:13,025 --> 01:07:15,027
Me neither, but like how much?
1548
01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:17,095
Anyway, if you thought
the penthouse is impressive
1549
01:07:17,129 --> 01:07:20,399
you really ought to see
his place in the Hamptons.
1550
01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:22,134
I can't wait to own multiple
homes in
1551
01:07:22,167 --> 01:07:23,670
which I don't actually live.
1552
01:07:23,703 --> 01:07:26,205
My boyfriend and I
love the Hams.
1553
01:07:26,238 --> 01:07:28,173
The Hams?
1554
01:07:28,207 --> 01:07:29,374
Is that what we're calling
it now?
1555
01:07:29,408 --> 01:07:31,076
Only people who live there.
1556
01:07:31,109 --> 01:07:33,378
Or people who know people,
like my boyfriend does.
1557
01:07:33,412 --> 01:07:35,180
You guys need to meet him.
1558
01:07:35,214 --> 01:07:36,148
He'll be here in a minute.
1559
01:07:36,181 --> 01:07:37,015
Mmm.
1560
01:07:37,049 --> 01:07:38,383
You know what? I want
some more wine.
1561
01:07:38,417 --> 01:07:39,786
In fact, I'll take
an I.V. of it.
1562
01:07:39,819 --> 01:07:40,520
Noted.
1563
01:07:40,553 --> 01:07:41,386
Two I.V.'s.
1564
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:43,690
Nessa, you've gotta slow
your roll, love.
1565
01:07:43,723 --> 01:07:46,158
Um, why are you guys here,
again?
1566
01:07:46,191 --> 01:07:48,327
Paul, he's doing
the panel thing.
1567
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,732
Yeah, because he has actual
things to say.
1568
01:07:52,765 --> 01:07:54,333
Sorry.
1569
01:07:54,366 --> 01:07:57,135
Um, there is a designer
on the panel
1570
01:07:57,169 --> 01:08:00,072
and Paul wants
to ask her out.
1571
01:08:00,105 --> 01:08:02,107
He makes us act like
we're interested in him
1572
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:04,409
so he can, like,
get girls.
1573
01:08:04,444 --> 01:08:06,746
Yeah, it's legitimizing.
1574
01:08:06,779 --> 01:08:09,047
Once I make partner I probably
won't need it.
1575
01:08:09,081 --> 01:08:10,215
He's right.
1576
01:08:10,249 --> 01:08:11,484
My boyfriend's a partner.
1577
01:08:11,518 --> 01:08:12,485
It's attractive.
1578
01:08:12,519 --> 01:08:14,787
I mean, my boyfriend's
already attractive.
1579
01:08:14,821 --> 01:08:16,054
My boyfriend.
1580
01:08:16,088 --> 01:08:17,155
My boyfriend.
1581
01:08:17,189 --> 01:08:18,056
My boyfriend.
1582
01:08:18,090 --> 01:08:18,825
My boyfriend.
1583
01:08:18,858 --> 01:08:20,158
My boyfriend.
1584
01:08:20,192 --> 01:08:21,326
My boyfriend.
1585
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,462
My boyfriend.
1586
01:08:22,495 --> 01:08:23,630
My boyfriend.
1587
01:08:23,663 --> 01:08:25,063
Maybe you should get
a shirt that says
1588
01:08:25,097 --> 01:08:26,265
"I have a boyfriend"
1589
01:08:26,298 --> 01:08:29,134
and then you wouldn't have
to tell us every five seconds.
1590
01:08:29,167 --> 01:08:29,736
Ok, refill.
1591
01:08:29,769 --> 01:08:31,203
Coming right up.
1592
01:08:31,236 --> 01:08:32,605
I didn't mean to make
you jealous.
1593
01:08:32,639 --> 01:08:33,405
Of what?
1594
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:34,406
You know what?
1595
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,475
This is a good time to go.
1596
01:08:35,508 --> 01:08:36,275
I'm good.
1597
01:08:36,308 --> 01:08:38,210
Oh, there he is.
1598
01:08:41,514 --> 01:08:44,484
♪
1599
01:08:46,619 --> 01:08:48,788
Ugh.
1600
01:08:48,821 --> 01:08:50,757
[sighs]
1601
01:09:34,467 --> 01:09:37,704
[moaning]
1602
01:09:37,737 --> 01:09:39,672
I'm all out of sausage.
1603
01:09:39,706 --> 01:09:43,108
I hope you brought your hot,
throbbing co-
1604
01:09:45,745 --> 01:09:48,180
What am I doing?
1605
01:09:56,254 --> 01:10:05,832
♪
1606
01:10:05,865 --> 01:10:13,606
♪
1607
01:10:49,241 --> 01:10:50,510
Thank you.
1608
01:10:50,543 --> 01:10:52,244
We'll be in touch.
1609
01:10:53,846 --> 01:10:55,380
It's that way.
1610
01:11:02,955 --> 01:11:04,457
Hey, Priscilla, it's me.
1611
01:11:04,490 --> 01:11:06,592
So the audition went great.
1612
01:11:06,626 --> 01:11:07,794
I did it!
1613
01:11:07,827 --> 01:11:10,328
I finally crossed something
big off one of my lists.
1614
01:11:10,362 --> 01:11:12,498
Ah, I feel amazing.
1615
01:11:13,933 --> 01:11:17,269
♪
1616
01:11:27,547 --> 01:11:29,314
Jeff's getting married?
1617
01:11:29,347 --> 01:11:31,551
And he's inviting you?
1618
01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:33,820
And this is his idea of
a wedding invitation?
1619
01:11:33,853 --> 01:11:35,621
Talk about no taste.
1620
01:11:35,655 --> 01:11:36,789
It gets worse.
1621
01:11:36,823 --> 01:11:37,924
Don't even.
1622
01:11:37,957 --> 01:11:39,391
He wants you to play
at the wedding.
1623
01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:40,392
Us.
1624
01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:40,960
Yeah.
1625
01:11:40,993 --> 01:11:41,894
He wants the quartet.
1626
01:11:41,928 --> 01:11:43,261
Well, we're not doing that.
1627
01:11:43,295 --> 01:11:44,362
And I don't even understand,
1628
01:11:44,396 --> 01:11:45,898
why would he want you to be
there at the wedding?
1629
01:11:45,932 --> 01:11:47,133
Maybe he feels guilty.
1630
01:11:47,166 --> 01:11:50,268
I don't know, maybe he feels
like he's doing me a big favour.
1631
01:11:50,302 --> 01:11:51,403
How is this a favour?
1632
01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:52,739
The girl's family is loaded.
1633
01:11:52,772 --> 01:11:55,742
Ok, so we're absolutely
doing it.
1634
01:11:55,775 --> 01:11:57,643
But Jeff is a tool.
1635
01:11:57,677 --> 01:11:59,512
And not a sharp one.
1636
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:01,948
Do you know, Luce, when uh,
1637
01:12:01,981 --> 01:12:05,818
when Sharon left me
for Jennifer...
1638
01:12:05,852 --> 01:12:08,488
it was more the rejection
that hurt.
1639
01:12:08,521 --> 01:12:09,889
Not necessarily her leaving.
1640
01:12:09,922 --> 01:12:12,725
Honestly, I don't really care
about Jeff leaving.
1641
01:12:12,759 --> 01:12:13,993
And who wants to have
super lame sex
1642
01:12:14,026 --> 01:12:15,762
the rest of their life, anyway?
1643
01:12:15,795 --> 01:12:16,863
Uh, I do.
1644
01:12:16,896 --> 01:12:21,033
Lame sex, virtual sex,
the faint possibility of sex,
1645
01:12:21,067 --> 01:12:23,069
any of which would be more
than I'm currently getting.
1646
01:12:23,102 --> 01:12:24,904
I can't even get my hand
to have sex with me anymore.
1647
01:12:24,937 --> 01:12:27,372
Yeah, well, maybe if you dressed
up your hand like a redhead
1648
01:12:27,405 --> 01:12:29,909
who cooks, loves musicals,
and has a PhD...
1649
01:12:29,942 --> 01:12:31,978
I'm sad to report
that my standards
1650
01:12:32,011 --> 01:12:34,013
have dropped somewhat
significantly.
1651
01:12:34,046 --> 01:12:34,847
Oh yeah?
1652
01:12:34,881 --> 01:12:36,381
Well, what is your type
these days?
1653
01:12:36,414 --> 01:12:37,884
Willing.
1654
01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:38,985
[laughs]
1655
01:12:39,018 --> 01:12:39,886
And I've got to go to Vegas
for a bachelor party.
1656
01:12:39,919 --> 01:12:42,555
I swear, all those boobs
I can't touch
1657
01:12:42,588 --> 01:12:44,023
might just be the end of me.
1658
01:12:44,056 --> 01:12:45,992
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
no one over the age of two
1659
01:12:46,025 --> 01:12:48,961
has ever died
from lack of boob.
1660
01:12:48,995 --> 01:12:49,796
That's a valid point.
1661
01:12:49,829 --> 01:12:52,064
Wait a second,
when are you leaving?
1662
01:12:52,098 --> 01:12:52,965
For Vegas?
1663
01:12:52,999 --> 01:12:53,966
Yeah.
1664
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,035
Tomorrow, why?
1665
01:12:56,068 --> 01:12:57,670
Because I need to finish
my list
1666
01:12:57,703 --> 01:12:59,005
and there's this Vegas thing
on there.
1667
01:12:59,038 --> 01:13:00,973
No, no, no, you need
to finish it
1668
01:13:01,007 --> 01:13:02,374
because Jeff's getting married.
1669
01:13:02,407 --> 01:13:03,341
No, I-
1670
01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,577
Besides, Grant's
gonna be there.
1671
01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:05,978
I don't care if Grant's
gonna be there.
1672
01:13:06,012 --> 01:13:08,481
I just need to finish my list,
alright?
1673
01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:10,683
And you're gonna help me.
1674
01:13:10,716 --> 01:13:11,717
So just embarrassing me
1675
01:13:11,751 --> 01:13:13,853
at the strip club wasn't enough
for you, was it?
1676
01:13:13,886 --> 01:13:15,054
This'll be so much better.
1677
01:13:15,087 --> 01:13:15,888
Will it be, though?
1678
01:13:15,922 --> 01:13:16,923
Yeah.
1679
01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:19,625
Could I get more needles
in here, please?
1680
01:13:19,659 --> 01:13:20,960
Tensing up!
1681
01:13:20,993 --> 01:13:24,063
♪ It's Saturday night
and the feeling's alright, ♪
1682
01:13:24,096 --> 01:13:27,433
♪ The start of a lovely
affair, ♪
1683
01:13:27,466 --> 01:13:29,035
♪ Let's get on
with the dancing, ♪
1684
01:13:29,068 --> 01:13:30,970
♪ Flirting and romancing, ♪
1685
01:13:31,003 --> 01:13:33,973
♪ Wonderful night
we can share, ♪
1686
01:13:34,006 --> 01:13:35,775
♪ They're selling kisses
at the bar, ♪
1687
01:13:35,808 --> 01:13:37,610
♪ ...Drinks and cigars, ♪
1688
01:13:37,643 --> 01:13:40,479
♪ Music is filling
the air, ♪
1689
01:13:40,513 --> 01:13:41,948
♪ Let's sing another song, ♪
1690
01:13:41,981 --> 01:13:43,816
♪ Keep dancing
all night long, ♪
1691
01:13:43,850 --> 01:13:47,086
♪ We're swinging on
a Saturday night, ♪
1692
01:13:47,119 --> 01:13:54,760
♪ We're swinging
and singing tonight ♪
1693
01:13:57,063 --> 01:13:58,731
You need to have sex.
1694
01:13:58,764 --> 01:14:00,566
And I have to finish
my list.
1695
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,034
So it's a win-win.
1696
01:14:02,068 --> 01:14:03,202
Um, for losers.
1697
01:14:03,236 --> 01:14:05,938
So I'm not sure we come out
on the right side of this.
1698
01:14:05,972 --> 01:14:07,106
Ok.
1699
01:14:07,139 --> 01:14:09,709
Here is who's working today.
1700
01:14:11,777 --> 01:14:12,678
Nope.
1701
01:14:12,712 --> 01:14:13,713
Can't do it.
1702
01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:14,412
Do you know what?
1703
01:14:14,447 --> 01:14:15,648
They're probably all diseased.
1704
01:14:15,681 --> 01:14:17,717
No, you're more likely to catch
something in a sorority house.
1705
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:18,951
See?
1706
01:14:18,985 --> 01:14:21,554
Here is a whole information
sheet about their weekly tests,
1707
01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:23,522
how they check each customer
for symptoms,
1708
01:14:23,556 --> 01:14:26,993
and clean everyone's genitals
with anti-bacterial-
1709
01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:28,661
How about we don't use
the word "genitals"?
1710
01:14:28,694 --> 01:14:30,196
Will you please just go
in there and do the deed
1711
01:14:30,229 --> 01:14:31,430
so you can report back?
1712
01:14:31,464 --> 01:14:33,466
Why don't you just go inside
and do the deed and report back?
1713
01:14:33,499 --> 01:14:35,434
Because they don't service
lesbians or straight girls
1714
01:14:35,468 --> 01:14:36,802
who like sex with women.
1715
01:14:36,836 --> 01:14:39,005
How do you know they
don't service women?
1716
01:14:39,038 --> 01:14:41,807
Oh my god, you called
and asked for yourself.
1717
01:14:41,841 --> 01:14:44,443
Wow, you really have
turned over a new leaf.
1718
01:14:44,477 --> 01:14:47,847
Look, you buy women
nice dinners all the time
1719
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,115
hoping to get sex out of it,
correct?
1720
01:14:49,148 --> 01:14:50,883
What?
1721
01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:51,984
Pfff.
1722
01:14:53,986 --> 01:14:54,654
I- I do.
1723
01:14:54,687 --> 01:14:55,855
Yeah.
1724
01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:59,025
So that's just a more honest
side of the exact same coin,
1725
01:14:59,058 --> 01:15:01,761
and it's perfectly natural.
1726
01:15:02,762 --> 01:15:04,897
I'm not going in there alone.
1727
01:15:04,931 --> 01:15:07,566
Well, great, let's get
in there.
1728
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,936
Wow. Called my bluff.
1729
01:15:12,271 --> 01:15:14,206
Oh boy, this is happening.
1730
01:15:16,642 --> 01:15:18,144
[bad southern accent]
Hey, sweetheart.
1731
01:15:18,177 --> 01:15:19,745
You worry too much.
1732
01:15:19,779 --> 01:15:22,581
I told you there'd be other
normal people here.
1733
01:15:22,615 --> 01:15:23,716
Howdy, fellas.
1734
01:15:23,749 --> 01:15:25,484
How y'all doin' today?
1735
01:15:25,518 --> 01:15:28,187
We're here to get her some,
if you know what I mean.
1736
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:30,690
Ain't that right,
honey bunch?
1737
01:15:30,723 --> 01:15:33,092
It's a perfectly natural thing.
1738
01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,494
What dialect is that?
1739
01:15:35,528 --> 01:15:36,662
Is it not southern?
1740
01:15:36,696 --> 01:15:38,030
Not at all.
1741
01:15:38,064 --> 01:15:40,232
And just to be clear,
this is already not worth it.
1742
01:15:40,266 --> 01:15:43,035
Just so we are clear, am I to
share your girl or get my own?
1743
01:15:43,069 --> 01:15:45,972
I mean, we've not really worked
out any of the details here.
1744
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,741
Oh.
1745
01:15:50,309 --> 01:15:51,677
Interesting.
1746
01:15:52,244 --> 01:15:55,247
Ladies? Please say hello.
1747
01:15:56,148 --> 01:15:59,018
Just like that, here they come,
down the staircase.
1748
01:15:59,051 --> 01:16:01,120
Oh, that's a nice dress.
1749
01:16:02,088 --> 01:16:03,489
Thank you.
1750
01:16:03,956 --> 01:16:05,558
I need to go to the bathroom.
1751
01:16:05,591 --> 01:16:08,761
Uh... I can't do this.
1752
01:16:08,794 --> 01:16:09,929
I'm so, so sorry.
1753
01:16:09,962 --> 01:16:10,963
May I squeeze through?
1754
01:16:10,997 --> 01:16:13,032
Good luck.
1755
01:16:13,733 --> 01:16:15,868
What happened to your boyfriend?
1756
01:16:15,901 --> 01:16:18,070
Oh, no, he's not
my boyfriend.
1757
01:16:18,104 --> 01:16:22,041
He's more of a colleague.
1758
01:16:22,074 --> 01:16:23,976
Excuse me, doll?
1759
01:16:24,010 --> 01:16:26,779
We don't service
single women here.
1760
01:16:26,812 --> 01:16:30,883
Actually, I want to apply
for a job.
1761
01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:33,085
As...?
1762
01:16:33,119 --> 01:16:35,087
As a... you know,
1763
01:16:35,121 --> 01:16:37,790
what they are-do.
1764
01:16:37,823 --> 01:16:38,991
Hi.
1765
01:16:39,025 --> 01:16:41,694
You want to be a working girl.
1766
01:16:41,727 --> 01:16:43,095
Yeah.
1767
01:16:45,031 --> 01:16:47,166
[chuckles]
1768
01:16:49,869 --> 01:16:51,003
Wow.
1769
01:16:51,037 --> 01:16:52,304
How'd it go?
1770
01:16:52,338 --> 01:16:55,875
Well, I applied to be
one of the girls.
1771
01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:57,043
I'm sorry, what?
1772
01:16:57,076 --> 01:16:59,712
Well, I didn't get the job,
obviously.
1773
01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:00,946
So quick question.
1774
01:17:00,980 --> 01:17:02,281
When I tell the story later,
1775
01:17:02,314 --> 01:17:03,849
which do you think is going
to be better?
1776
01:17:03,883 --> 01:17:05,618
The fact that you applied
to be a prostitute
1777
01:17:05,651 --> 01:17:06,986
or that you didn't get
the job?
1778
01:17:07,019 --> 01:17:08,654
Anyway, I'm really sorry
1779
01:17:08,687 --> 01:17:10,022
that you're late for
your bachelor party.
1780
01:17:10,056 --> 01:17:10,790
No, that's alright.
1781
01:17:10,823 --> 01:17:11,724
I'll just tell them
the truth,
1782
01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:13,826
that you got hung up
at a job interview.
1783
01:17:13,859 --> 01:17:15,127
I'm just teasing.
1784
01:17:15,161 --> 01:17:16,962
They'd be lucky
to have you.
1785
01:17:16,996 --> 01:17:18,130
Thank you.
1786
01:17:18,164 --> 01:17:24,603
[upbeat music]
♪
1787
01:17:24,637 --> 01:17:33,679
♪
1788
01:17:33,712 --> 01:17:34,814
Here we are, huh?
1789
01:17:34,847 --> 01:17:37,249
Well, I mean, are you sure you
don't wanna come along?
1790
01:17:37,283 --> 01:17:39,118
You can always be the
entertainment package.
1791
01:17:39,151 --> 01:17:41,720
No, I'm just gonna
wander around.
1792
01:17:41,754 --> 01:17:42,556
Alright.
1793
01:17:42,588 --> 01:17:44,090
All I want right now
is a quiet bar
1794
01:17:44,123 --> 01:17:46,625
and an artfully
crafted cocktail.
1795
01:17:46,659 --> 01:17:47,226
Fair enough.
1796
01:17:47,259 --> 01:17:47,893
Have fun!
1797
01:17:47,927 --> 01:17:49,228
Alright, have a good night!
1798
01:17:51,097 --> 01:17:53,032
Woooo!
1799
01:17:57,069 --> 01:17:58,237
Yes!
1800
01:17:59,038 --> 01:18:00,239
Ooh, that's strong.
1801
01:18:00,272 --> 01:18:01,874
Let's take a picture.
1802
01:18:02,074 --> 01:18:03,375
My new friends.
1803
01:18:03,409 --> 01:18:05,911
One, two, three.
1804
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,348
Alright, Vegas.
1805
01:18:09,381 --> 01:18:12,218
Welcome to karaoke night
at the Blue Saloon.
1806
01:18:12,251 --> 01:18:14,220
Up next we've got...
1807
01:18:16,288 --> 01:18:17,990
Lucy Neal.
1808
01:18:18,023 --> 01:18:18,991
Come on up.
1809
01:18:19,024 --> 01:18:19,992
What?
1810
01:18:20,025 --> 01:18:21,026
Oh, no.
1811
01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:22,795
No, I didn't sign up.
1812
01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,997
Well, someone put your name
in there.
1813
01:18:26,031 --> 01:18:29,702
Well... actually,
I don't sing.
1814
01:18:29,735 --> 01:18:30,970
What do you do, then?
1815
01:18:31,003 --> 01:18:35,442
Um... I'm a violinist?
1816
01:18:35,475 --> 01:18:37,042
Oh.
1817
01:18:38,344 --> 01:18:39,712
Well then why don't
you come down
1818
01:18:39,745 --> 01:18:40,679
and play some violin for us?
1819
01:18:40,713 --> 01:18:41,113
Oh, no, no, no.
1820
01:18:41,147 --> 01:18:41,780
No, I'm good.
1821
01:18:41,814 --> 01:18:42,815
Thank you.
1822
01:18:42,848 --> 01:18:44,016
Come on, there's only like
five people in here.
1823
01:18:44,049 --> 01:18:45,351
What've you got to lose?
1824
01:18:45,384 --> 01:18:46,952
Get up here, have some fun.
1825
01:18:47,454 --> 01:18:48,821
Crap.
1826
01:18:49,054 --> 01:18:50,289
Ok.
1827
01:18:51,824 --> 01:18:53,859
Not cool, guys.
1828
01:18:54,727 --> 01:18:55,961
Give it up for Lucy.
1829
01:18:55,995 --> 01:18:58,297
[cheering]
1830
01:18:59,231 --> 01:19:01,367
I play classical mostly.
1831
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,234
Don't worry about it.
1832
01:19:02,268 --> 01:19:03,736
Just play along.
We're in the key of G.
1833
01:19:03,769 --> 01:19:04,270
It's an original.
1834
01:19:04,303 --> 01:19:05,738
There's your bow.
1835
01:19:07,907 --> 01:19:09,175
Are you guys ready?
1836
01:19:11,010 --> 01:19:14,079
[starts playing country rock music]
♪
1837
01:19:14,113 --> 01:19:23,756
♪
1838
01:19:23,789 --> 01:19:33,098
♪
1839
01:19:33,132 --> 01:19:36,135
♪
1840
01:19:44,076 --> 01:19:48,814
♪ Hello my lovely baby,
I want you near, ♪
1841
01:19:48,847 --> 01:19:51,016
♪ I see you walking
through my door, ♪
1842
01:19:51,050 --> 01:19:52,519
♪ And it is clear, ♪
1843
01:19:52,552 --> 01:19:57,089
♪ I need you more and more,
don't I? ♪
1844
01:19:57,122 --> 01:20:01,126
♪ I want you more and more
in my life, ♪
1845
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,464
♪ So hey, come on in, ♪
1846
01:20:04,497 --> 01:20:12,404
♪
1847
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:21,080
♪
1848
01:20:21,113 --> 01:20:22,982
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪
1849
01:20:23,015 --> 01:20:26,018
♪ I feel I'm getting cold, ♪
1850
01:20:26,051 --> 01:20:29,922
♪
1851
01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:32,091
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪
1852
01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:35,227
♪ I feel my heart
in my soul, ♪
1853
01:20:35,261 --> 01:20:37,430
♪
1854
01:20:37,464 --> 01:20:38,797
♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪
1855
01:20:38,831 --> 01:20:40,567
♪ Wake me up, baby, ♪
1856
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:43,135
♪ Wake me up in my soul, ♪
1857
01:20:43,168 --> 01:20:46,972
♪
1858
01:20:47,006 --> 01:20:49,174
♪ Wake me up baby, ♪
1859
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:52,177
♪ I feel my heart's
getting cold, ♪
1860
01:20:52,211 --> 01:20:53,245
♪ I don't wanna get cold, ♪
1861
01:20:53,279 --> 01:20:54,213
♪ Now, warm me up, ♪
1862
01:20:54,246 --> 01:20:56,382
♪ warm me up,
warm me up, ♪
1863
01:20:56,415 --> 01:20:58,217
♪
1864
01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:02,354
♪ And I am fallin' fallin'
fallin' for you so I, ♪
1865
01:21:02,388 --> 01:21:04,423
♪ Realize I that
I am old and, ♪
1866
01:21:04,457 --> 01:21:08,927
♪ Suddenly it seems
everyone has left me, ♪
1867
01:21:08,961 --> 01:21:11,964
♪ Suddenly as it seems
as the future's ♪
1868
01:21:11,997 --> 01:21:15,000
♪ right in front of me ♪
1869
01:21:15,034 --> 01:21:18,003
♪
1870
01:21:18,037 --> 01:21:18,538
Yeah!
1871
01:21:18,571 --> 01:21:19,838
Alright, Lucy!
1872
01:21:19,872 --> 01:21:21,073
[applause]
1873
01:21:21,106 --> 01:21:22,841
Yeah.
1874
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:25,044
Well done.
1875
01:21:25,077 --> 01:21:27,146
Alright, let's see
who's up next.
1876
01:21:27,179 --> 01:21:29,848
Anyone else have any
hidden talents out there?
1877
01:21:32,184 --> 01:21:33,486
What're you doing here?
1878
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:37,189
Shouldn't you be at the bachelor
party with Paul?
1879
01:21:37,222 --> 01:21:39,992
Paul showed me the picture
you texted him
1880
01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:43,262
of you and the posse
of Harvard boys.
1881
01:21:43,295 --> 01:21:44,464
I recognized the bar so-
1882
01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:45,197
What, so you-
1883
01:21:45,230 --> 01:21:47,099
Thought I'd come looking
for you.
1884
01:21:47,132 --> 01:21:49,602
Please tell me you've got
better than that.
1885
01:21:53,372 --> 01:21:55,307
How about I tell you how sorry
I am that I fell off
1886
01:21:55,341 --> 01:21:57,376
the face of the earth?
1887
01:21:59,078 --> 01:22:00,346
I was an idiot.
1888
01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:03,115
Why didn't you call?
1889
01:22:03,148 --> 01:22:05,351
A bunch of reasons.
1890
01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:07,152
None of them good.
1891
01:22:08,987 --> 01:22:10,055
Ok, look.
1892
01:22:10,089 --> 01:22:11,491
This has been fun and thank you
for whatever this is
1893
01:22:11,524 --> 01:22:12,191
but I am not-
1894
01:22:12,224 --> 01:22:13,258
But-but wait.
1895
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:16,128
Can I just have one second?
1896
01:22:16,161 --> 01:22:20,366
Meeting you was
a big surprise.
1897
01:22:20,399 --> 01:22:25,204
And then I realized how much
I really liked you.
1898
01:22:25,237 --> 01:22:26,238
But then I-I just-
1899
01:22:26,271 --> 01:22:29,074
Decided to show your
considerable appreciation
1900
01:22:29,108 --> 01:22:33,045
by sleeping with me
and then running out?
1901
01:22:33,078 --> 01:22:35,515
It's just-it's a scary
proposition.
1902
01:22:35,548 --> 01:22:36,382
What's scary?
1903
01:22:36,415 --> 01:22:36,949
I'm scary?
1904
01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:39,952
What is scary about me?
1905
01:22:43,222 --> 01:22:48,026
For starters, you're
obsessed with sex.
1906
01:22:52,632 --> 01:22:58,337
Look, you came around
at a really weird time.
1907
01:22:58,370 --> 01:23:00,406
And I know the list is bizarre
1908
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:04,076
but I've got something
important to prove.
1909
01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:05,277
Prove what? To who?
1910
01:23:05,310 --> 01:23:07,079
To myself.
1911
01:23:09,749 --> 01:23:16,321
I guess... I need to prove
to myself that I'm enough.
1912
01:23:25,197 --> 01:23:27,366
Leaving like that
was a mistake.
1913
01:23:27,399 --> 01:23:30,703
Not calling you
was a mistake.
1914
01:23:30,737 --> 01:23:33,673
Will you please forgive me?
1915
01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:52,459
Sorry.
1916
01:23:57,730 --> 01:23:58,197
Woah, woah, woah.
1917
01:23:58,230 --> 01:23:59,198
Wait. Wait. Stop.
1918
01:23:59,231 --> 01:23:59,933
Stop?
1919
01:23:59,965 --> 01:24:02,201
I don't wanna hurt
the baby.
1920
01:24:02,234 --> 01:24:03,770
What?
1921
01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:08,073
Um... I'm not pregnant.
1922
01:24:08,106 --> 01:24:09,374
I beg your pardon?
1923
01:24:09,408 --> 01:24:10,108
Wait-
1924
01:24:10,142 --> 01:24:11,210
You're not?
1925
01:24:11,243 --> 01:24:13,746
I know-I know
I've been emotional
1926
01:24:13,780 --> 01:24:16,516
and like I'm craving some weird
stuff, but oh my-oh my god,
1927
01:24:16,549 --> 01:24:17,149
do I look pregnant?
1928
01:24:17,182 --> 01:24:18,116
No, no, no.
1929
01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:18,918
You're not emotional.
1930
01:24:18,952 --> 01:24:20,185
You look stunning
and beautiful.
1931
01:24:20,219 --> 01:24:26,225
It's uh, at your house you had
maternity pants on the chair.
1932
01:24:26,258 --> 01:24:28,728
Honestly, I saw the pants
and I freaked out
1933
01:24:28,761 --> 01:24:31,029
and that's why I left.
1934
01:24:31,063 --> 01:24:33,198
[laughs]
Oh my god.
1935
01:24:33,232 --> 01:24:35,200
What?
1936
01:24:35,234 --> 01:24:36,168
Oh my god.
1937
01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:39,706
You left because you thought
I was pregnant?
1938
01:24:39,739 --> 01:24:41,206
It's a scary proposition.
1939
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:46,245
[laughing]
1940
01:24:46,278 --> 01:24:47,412
Wow.
1941
01:24:47,447 --> 01:24:49,314
[laughing]
1942
01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:52,084
Wait.
1943
01:24:53,185 --> 01:24:56,556
You thought that and you
still wanted to be with me.
1944
01:25:06,466 --> 01:25:07,834
We like the same books.
1945
01:25:07,867 --> 01:25:09,334
Mmm.
1946
01:25:09,368 --> 01:25:11,136
Not in the same order.
1947
01:25:11,169 --> 01:25:12,237
You're right.
1948
01:25:12,271 --> 01:25:14,406
It's never gonna work.
1949
01:25:41,133 --> 01:25:42,100
Luce, it's Paul.
1950
01:25:42,134 --> 01:25:42,802
You're never gonna believe this.
1951
01:25:42,835 --> 01:25:43,903
I've met the girl of my dreams.
1952
01:25:43,937 --> 01:25:46,405
Her name is Destiny and yes,
she is a stripper.
1953
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:48,106
Let me tell you...
1954
01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:52,879
Hi Lucy, Howard Gregson.
1955
01:25:52,912 --> 01:25:56,114
Our committee loved
your audition but ultimately
1956
01:25:56,148 --> 01:25:58,585
decided your playing
is too expansive.
1957
01:25:58,618 --> 01:26:01,320
A hair uninhibited
for our conductor.
1958
01:26:01,353 --> 01:26:04,156
But I think your skills
are just a bit misplaced.
1959
01:26:04,189 --> 01:26:06,158
To that end I have an
opportunity coming up
1960
01:26:06,191 --> 01:26:07,827
in a couple of weeks.
1961
01:26:33,553 --> 01:26:34,854
- Hey.
- Hey.
1962
01:26:34,887 --> 01:26:35,888
You all ready
for the wedding?
1963
01:26:35,922 --> 01:26:39,224
Yes, but there's something
we need to do first.
1964
01:26:39,257 --> 01:26:42,695
♪
1965
01:26:46,466 --> 01:26:48,200
Wow.
1966
01:26:48,233 --> 01:26:49,902
Well, you've still got one
more thing on your list.
1967
01:26:49,936 --> 01:26:51,403
Oh.
1968
01:26:51,437 --> 01:26:52,572
Yes, I do.
1969
01:26:52,605 --> 01:26:54,172
Let's go.
1970
01:26:54,974 --> 01:26:57,877
♪
1971
01:27:01,447 --> 01:27:01,981
There you go.
1972
01:27:02,015 --> 01:27:02,949
Thank you guys so much.
1973
01:27:02,982 --> 01:27:04,517
Thank you.
1974
01:27:04,550 --> 01:27:05,417
- Hi.
- Hi.
1975
01:27:05,451 --> 01:27:06,318
Hey.
1976
01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:07,386
Who can I make it out to?
1977
01:27:07,419 --> 01:27:08,286
Uh, Lucy.
1978
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:10,222
Yeah, she's a big fan.
1979
01:27:10,255 --> 01:27:12,257
Um, how do I spell that?
1980
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:16,863
Actually, there's a much
bigger fan
1981
01:27:16,896 --> 01:27:19,632
that you should make this
out to.
1982
01:27:21,968 --> 01:27:25,337
I mean, this is just so Jeff.
1983
01:27:26,839 --> 01:27:27,940
Care to dance?
1984
01:27:27,974 --> 01:27:30,175
Yes, I would love to.
1985
01:27:31,309 --> 01:27:34,580
[dance music playing]
♪
1986
01:27:34,614 --> 01:27:42,588
♪
1987
01:27:42,622 --> 01:27:49,495
♪
1988
01:27:49,529 --> 01:27:51,497
Ok, Stan.
1989
01:27:51,531 --> 01:27:52,932
Woo!
1990
01:27:52,965 --> 01:27:53,533
Hey, there she is.
1991
01:27:53,566 --> 01:27:55,400
Here, come on.
Switch.
1992
01:27:55,435 --> 01:27:56,602
Oh.
1993
01:27:57,537 --> 01:27:58,771
Hey, congratulations.
1994
01:27:58,805 --> 01:27:59,505
Oh, thanks.
1995
01:27:59,539 --> 01:28:01,306
And thanks for playing
for us.
1996
01:28:01,339 --> 01:28:03,509
The force is strong
with you.
1997
01:28:04,309 --> 01:28:06,846
[laughing]
1998
01:28:07,146 --> 01:28:08,481
Mind if I...?
1999
01:28:09,515 --> 01:28:10,883
That's cool.
2000
01:28:12,585 --> 01:28:14,554
Thanks for doing this.
2001
01:28:14,587 --> 01:28:16,288
The price was right.
2002
01:28:16,321 --> 01:28:17,190
Is that the only reason?
2003
01:28:17,222 --> 01:28:21,427
No. Well, maybe.
Ok, yes. It was. But...
2004
01:28:21,461 --> 01:28:22,360
Ok.
2005
01:28:22,394 --> 01:28:23,930
I'm glad I did.
2006
01:28:23,963 --> 01:28:24,897
I'm glad we're good.
2007
01:28:24,931 --> 01:28:26,532
Me too.
2008
01:28:26,566 --> 01:28:27,533
Uh, I gotta ask you.
2009
01:28:27,567 --> 01:28:31,971
Um, whatever happened
to that list you had?
2010
01:28:32,004 --> 01:28:33,973
The interesting one?
2011
01:28:34,006 --> 01:28:36,843
Wait until you see the wedding
gift I got for you.
2012
01:28:41,814 --> 01:28:46,986
♪
2013
01:28:53,626 --> 01:28:55,928
I can't find it.
2014
01:28:55,962 --> 01:28:59,532
That's because
it's right here.
2015
01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:04,537
And I can't wait to give it
to you.
2016
01:29:13,813 --> 01:29:15,047
I'm... married.
2017
01:29:15,081 --> 01:29:16,916
I'm-I got married.
2018
01:29:16,949 --> 01:29:19,585
I'm married today.
2019
01:29:22,088 --> 01:29:24,090
Thank you so much
for doing this.
2020
01:29:24,123 --> 01:29:25,658
What can I say?
2021
01:29:25,691 --> 01:29:26,926
I believe in love.
2022
01:29:26,959 --> 01:29:29,061
Hey, Luce, all the bridesmaids
are twerking
2023
01:29:29,095 --> 01:29:30,530
on the dance floor...
2024
01:29:30,563 --> 01:29:32,598
Hi.
2025
01:29:32,632 --> 01:29:33,499
I'm Paul.
2026
01:29:33,533 --> 01:29:36,035
I'm Honey.
2027
01:29:36,068 --> 01:29:38,971
Delighted.
2028
01:29:39,005 --> 01:29:40,473
Are you gonna ask me
to dance?
2029
01:29:40,506 --> 01:29:41,474
Yes, yes I am.
2030
01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:43,042
Right this way, please.
2031
01:29:47,947 --> 01:29:49,482
[exhales]
2032
01:29:52,417 --> 01:29:53,719
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
2033
01:29:53,753 --> 01:29:56,421
there's only a few songs left
so get out on the dance floor.
2034
01:29:56,455 --> 01:29:59,391
Let's celebrate
Jeff and Anne tonight.
2035
01:29:59,424 --> 01:30:01,027
Let's send them off
with style.
2036
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:04,730
Don't forget to tip
your bartender.
2037
01:30:04,764 --> 01:30:07,600
♪
2038
01:30:07,633 --> 01:30:10,937
♪ ...Never let you go. ♪
2039
01:30:10,970 --> 01:30:14,941
♪ So won't you say
you love me. ♪
2040
01:30:14,974 --> 01:30:18,711
♪ I'll make you so proud
of me. ♪
2041
01:30:18,744 --> 01:30:20,780
♪ You'll make them
turn their heads ♪
2042
01:30:20,813 --> 01:30:21,547
What?
2043
01:30:21,581 --> 01:30:23,783
♪ Every place we go. ♪
2044
01:30:23,816 --> 01:30:25,618
♪ So won't you please, ♪
2045
01:30:25,651 --> 01:30:28,054
♪ Be my, be my baby, ♪
2046
01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:29,822
♪ Be my little baby, ♪
2047
01:30:29,856 --> 01:30:32,058
♪ My one and only baby, ♪
2048
01:30:32,091 --> 01:30:33,593
♪ Say you'll be my darling, ♪
2049
01:30:33,626 --> 01:30:35,061
♪ Be my, be my baby, ♪
2050
01:30:35,094 --> 01:30:37,964
♪ Be my baby now, ♪
2051
01:30:37,997 --> 01:30:41,399
♪ Woah oh oh oh, ♪
2052
01:30:41,434 --> 01:30:44,570
♪ I'll make you happy baby, ♪
2053
01:30:44,604 --> 01:30:48,040
♪ Just wait and see, ♪
2054
01:30:48,074 --> 01:30:51,644
♪ For every kiss
you give me, ♪
2055
01:30:51,677 --> 01:30:55,081
♪ I'll give you three, ♪
2056
01:30:55,114 --> 01:30:59,051
♪ Oh since the day
I saw you, ♪
2057
01:30:59,085 --> 01:31:02,822
♪ I have been waiting
for you, ♪
2058
01:31:02,855 --> 01:31:05,458
♪ You know I will
adore you, ♪
2059
01:31:05,491 --> 01:31:07,927
♪ 'Til eternity, ♪
2060
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,962
♪ So won't you please, ♪
2061
01:31:09,996 --> 01:31:12,164
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2062
01:31:12,198 --> 01:31:13,933
♪ Be my little baby, ♪
2063
01:31:13,966 --> 01:31:16,135
♪ My one and only ♪
2064
01:31:16,168 --> 01:31:17,603
♪ Say you'll be my darling, ♪
2065
01:31:17,637 --> 01:31:19,572
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2066
01:31:19,605 --> 01:31:22,475
♪ Be my baby now, ♪
2067
01:31:22,508 --> 01:31:24,210
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
2068
01:31:24,243 --> 01:31:27,446
♪
2069
01:31:38,057 --> 01:31:39,992
♪ So won't you please, ♪
2070
01:31:40,026 --> 01:31:41,994
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2071
01:31:42,028 --> 01:31:43,629
♪ Be my little baby, ♪
2072
01:31:43,663 --> 01:31:45,665
♪ My one and only ♪
2073
01:31:45,698 --> 01:31:46,999
♪ Say you'll be my darling, ♪
2074
01:31:47,033 --> 01:31:49,035
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2075
01:31:49,068 --> 01:31:51,704
♪ Be my baby now, ♪
2076
01:31:51,737 --> 01:31:54,440
♪ Woah oh oh oh, ♪
2077
01:31:56,008 --> 01:31:58,244
♪
2078
01:31:58,277 --> 01:32:00,613
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2079
01:32:00,646 --> 01:32:02,014
♪ Be my little baby, ♪
2080
01:32:02,048 --> 01:32:04,083
♪ My one and only ♪
2081
01:32:04,116 --> 01:32:05,818
♪ Say you'll be my darling, ♪
2082
01:32:05,851 --> 01:32:07,520
♪ Be my, be my baby, ♪
2083
01:32:07,553 --> 01:32:09,922
♪ Be my baby now, ♪
2084
01:32:09,956 --> 01:32:12,992
♪ Woah oh oh oh, ♪
2085
01:32:13,025 --> 01:32:14,927
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2086
01:32:14,961 --> 01:32:16,762
♪ Be my little baby, ♪
2087
01:32:16,796 --> 01:32:18,798
♪ My one and only ♪
2088
01:32:18,831 --> 01:32:20,866
♪ Say you'll be my darling, ♪
2089
01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,268
♪ Be my, be my ♪
2090
01:32:22,301 --> 01:32:24,971
♪ Be my baby now, ♪
2091
01:32:25,004 --> 01:32:27,606
♪ Woah, oh, oh, oh ♪
2092
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:30,643
♪
2093
01:32:30,770 --> 01:32:35,770
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01:34:22,721 --> 01:34:25,758
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