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Every week you invite me into your home... 12 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,493 Uh, by the way, I wanna say, thank you. 13 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,587 I tell a few jokes and I'm out. 14 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:08,895 Total time: 21 minutes, tops! 15 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:13,098 But see, the point is, I don't overstay my welcome. See? 16 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,367 We got a saying in show business. 17 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,875 You always leave them wantin' more. 18 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:20,878 Now, those kids... 19 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,210 they don't leave me wantin' more. 20 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,396 Somebody been using my toothbrush. 21 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,995 Oh, that was Bryana. 22 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,701 Bryana has a toothbrush. Got Barney all on it. 23 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:53,575 Yes, well, she saw her Aunt Wanda brushing her teeth... 24 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,807 with the big people's toothbrush, so... 25 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,577 - [Groans] - What did you do? 26 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,654 I brushed my teeth with big people's brush. 27 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:05,155 And now I have big teeth. See? 28 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,852 She was so cute. I couldn't stop her. 29 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,726 Well, she wasn't gonna use mine. 30 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:14,459 Try soap. It's all right. 31 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,626 They think this is some kind of hotel... 32 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:19,136 and everything in it is complimentary. 33 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:22,208 Need soap? Try Bernie's. It's complimentary. 34 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,435 And why not use Bernie's dental floss. 35 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,444 It's provided for your convenience. 36 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,071 And last but not least, please feel free... 37 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,481 to use Bernie's toilet because it's sanitized for your protection. 38 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,485 - Ain't that... - [Jordan] Thanks, Uncle Bernie. 39 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,818 What? 40 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,222 - No, boy, don't flush it! - [Toilet Flushing] 41 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,089 [Screaming] 42 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,155 - [Door Closes] - [Whimpering] 43 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:00,605 You seen my Sports Action magazine? 44 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:03,682 You seen my Sports Action magazine, with the football play-off preview on the cover? 45 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,614 - My door was shut. - Have you seen it? 46 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,743 No. 47 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:15,490 I see you settling right on in. You making yourself right at home, huh, Nessa? 48 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,496 Got your pictures up. Look at that. Posters of Kobe Bryant. 49 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,725 - You like Kobe Bryant? - He's all right. 50 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,461 He's all right? Shoot. He's more than all right. 51 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,664 With them baby-like Jordan moves going... 52 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:30,573 Pearling. Ow! He lay the ball up. Boy, look at that. Bam! 53 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:35,205 I knew it! That's what you get when you try to fake out Bernie Mac. 54 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:38,182 You get schooled. Talkin' about I didn't see it. 55 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:43,084 Look at this. This was a collector's edition. 56 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:47,550 But does she care? Hell, no. 57 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,754 I don't get no "May I please?" Or "Can I borrow it?" 58 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:54,299 Everything complimentary, theirs for the taking. 59 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,335 This doesn't belong to her. Who does it belong to? 60 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,166 Me. Bernie Mac. 61 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,297 They think this is Hotel Bernie: 62 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,898 Where kids check in, but they don't check out. 63 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:09,141 Now you hold on, America. I wouldn't say kids were like cockroaches. I wouldn't do that. 64 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,480 But I'll just compare the two species, and you make the call. 65 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:17,079 First of all, both pests get into your food. 66 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,124 Who touched my Famous Amos? 67 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,991 - Both pests get under your feet. - [Cracking] 68 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,826 [Screaming] 69 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,594 [Whimpering] 70 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,801 Both scatter when you turn the lights on. 71 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:37,842 Ha! I got you with the goods! Yeah, yeah, I got you! I got you! 72 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:41,141 I knew y'�ll... Stop touching my Famous Amos! 73 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:46,310 Yes, see, what we have here is an infestation of kids. 74 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,683 It's small, but if not careful... 75 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,983 those kids could spread all over the house. 76 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:55,254 But see, I'm lucky. Early detection is the key to containment. 77 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:59,821 Now, see, all I have to do now is just draw the line. 78 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:02,628 Okay, we're done with that. Now we're gonna move on to Marshmallow Puff. 79 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:06,330 Now, you see this, kids? Look. I'm gonna draw a new line. 80 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:09,499 See that? Look at that line right there. Now let me explain something to you. 81 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:13,375 You all can eat all the Marshmallow Puff you want down to this line. 82 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,073 When you get down to this line, Bernie Puff. 83 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,810 No more puff. That's enough puff. You done had enough puff. 84 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:22,854 You eat all the puff you want. After that, Bernie's puff. 85 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,855 Now, peanut butter, that's a little different. 86 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,858 Look at all the peanut butter you got. I don't care about peanut butter that much. 87 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,123 But when you get down to that line right there, it's Bernie's butter. 88 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,688 This yours. Below the line, Bernie's butter. 89 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:38,828 Now, let me explain this to you. This is kind of tricky. Root beer... a little different. 90 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:42,704 Bernie drinks all the root beer he wants until he gets to this line. 91 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:45,369 Below that line, I don't care no more because it loses its fizz. 92 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,606 And I really don't want it. So I don't care. You all can drink all ya want. 93 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,183 - Bernie, what are you doing? - I'm teaching the kids a new system. 94 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:55,084 Hey, above the line, kids. Below the line, off-limits. 95 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,746 - Bernie? - Yes? 96 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,756 - Can I talk to you? - Sure. Remember. 97 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,725 Above the line, kids. Below the line, off-limits. Say it. 98 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,763 - I can't believe you. - What? 99 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,230 Those kids are not your roommates. 100 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,801 I know that. Roommates pay rent. 101 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,166 All right. Is this the way you wanna play? 102 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,434 Like a child? Fine, let's play. 103 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:19,739 Until you start treating those kids like they're welcome here... 104 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:24,249 below this line, off-limits. 105 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,875 But that's Bernie Mac's puff. 106 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,422 Taking away what's below the belt, now that's below the belt. 107 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,583 It's extortion, I tell you, and I'm not havin' it. 108 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,127 You can't blackmail this black male. 109 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,721 Bernie Mac's strong. I can hold out. 110 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,665 You watch. 111 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,737 [Mockingly] Below this line... Okay. 112 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,912 Walk with me, Lord. 113 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,409 I've been doing a lot of thinking, America, and I've come to a revelation. 114 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:04,752 Those kids aren't my houseguests. They're my family. 115 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:08,258 And I think family should be treated like family. 116 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,500 [Clears Throat] I've solved the error of my ways. 117 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:23,197 I'm okay. You don't have to take this walk with me. 118 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,402 I got faith. 119 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,906 - I told you I could do it, baby. - You did good, baby. 120 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,916 - Mmm. - I got something for you. 121 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,952 You don't have to get the whole store. 122 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,783 Each of you all get one snack. One. 123 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,790 Therefore, everybody will have a snack they... 124 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,860 Snack, snack, snack, snack. What's wrong with y'�ll? 125 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,328 You put this back. Put that back. 126 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:49,094 Ho, ho, ho, ho. Mascara, back. 127 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,432 "B," this is not a snack. 128 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,437 I'm gonna put juice in it. 129 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,633 You're not gonna put nothing in it. You're gonna put it back. 130 00:07:56,742 --> 00:08:00,576 A telescope? Son, you got to be crazy. Put it back. 131 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,614 - But I need it. - You need it? 132 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,912 Son, I didn't appreciate the totality of your argument. I said put it back. 133 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,283 - But I wanna see stars. - You gonna see stars. Put it back. 134 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:12,949 - [Whines] - I don't know what's wrong with you kids. 135 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:18,195 Listen, we're not here to get toys or telescopes. 136 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:21,755 We're here to get snacks and snacks only. You understand that? 137 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,299 I just wanna be able to take you kids to the store without the risk... 138 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,305 of having a coronary infarction. 139 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,307 Is that asking too much? 140 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:34,778 See, your problem is you all don't know the value... Hi, baby... of a dollar. 141 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,873 But that's okay. Uncle Bernie's gonna teach you. 142 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:41,647 So therefore, I've decided to give you all an allowance. 143 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:44,120 Yea! We get money. 144 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:48,250 No, baby, you don't get money. You earn money by doing chores. 145 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,296 And at the end of the week, you all will receive $5. 146 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,297 You can buy whatever you wanna buy. 147 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,596 You don't have to ask me or Auntie Wanda for any money. 148 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,170 - Okay. - Come on. We got pizza. 149 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,968 Thanks, sweetheart. Pepperoni. Yeah. 150 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,703 Look here. You all gonna love this. 151 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,177 I have invented a chore wheel. 152 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,272 Look. See that? 153 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,510 See, Bry? 154 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:19,319 - It says I gotta do the dishes. - That's right. And you gotta empty out the trash. 155 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:23,191 - I'm allergic to dust. - Okay. You take the garbage can to the curb. 156 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,856 - Okay. - Uncle Bernie? 157 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,865 - Yes, baby? - What can I do? 158 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:31,403 You make the bed every morning. Now, listen up. This is very important. 159 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:35,406 And you promise to give me one of those pretty smiles every day. 160 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,033 - Can you do that for me? - I can do it. 161 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,739 Ah, now, hold on. You gotta save some for tomorrow. Okay? 162 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:46,011 Now give your dish to Vanessa so she can wash it. Come on. Come on now. 163 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:49,952 [Groans] This wheel is the dumbest thing I ever heard of. 164 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,150 Boy, it's gonna be all right. 165 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,557 We got a system. [Chuckles] 166 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,866 ?? [Male Chorus] 167 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,821 ?? [Continues] 168 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,599 ?? [Ends] 169 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,133 Good job, baby. Twenty for you. 170 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,601 One, two, three, four, five for you. 171 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:41,172 Five for you. 172 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,298 What's wrong with you? 173 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:47,243 Ah, give me that. Here. 174 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,042 [Garbage Truck Engine Revving] 175 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,846 - Bernie. Bernie, get up. - Huh? 176 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,978 - The garbage truck is here. - So? 177 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:59,080 - So, no one took the cans out. - What? 178 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,091 Those doggone kids. 179 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,327 Jordan. Jordan. 180 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,166 - Why didn't you take the garbage out? - I don't know. 181 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,172 What you mean, you don't know? 182 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,834 That's how you get your allowance, son. Don't you want your allowance? 183 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,309 - I want mine. - [Bernie] Look at this room. 184 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,473 Like a pigsty in here. 185 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,846 And what is that smell? 186 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,854 What is this? 187 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,923 [Moans] Booty. 188 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:38,088 Let me see what else you all ain't done around here. Where that chore wheel? 189 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,132 - It got thrown out while we were cleaning. - You threw it out? 190 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,633 Yeah, we did all the stuff on the chore wheel. 191 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,296 Jordan, you did it once. 192 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,600 - You all supposed to do this every day. - You should have told us. 193 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,336 It's hard for me to tell you all anything right now. 194 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:55,278 I'm getting weak up in here from the smell. 195 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,679 Y'�ll get up and start cleaning this room right now. 196 00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,308 Don't make no doggone sense. Get up! Clean it up! 197 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,182 - Here. - No, no, no, no. 198 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,813 - Boy, what you mean, "no, no?" - No, no... Oh. 199 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,658 No, you didn't. 200 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:12,128 Uh-uh. You sit right there. Uh-uh. 201 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,663 Jordan, where'd you get this from? 202 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:22,131 I'm gonna ask you one more time. Where did you get this from? 203 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,641 - From you. - I didn't give you no money to buy this. 204 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,177 - Yes, you did. - When? 205 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,974 Did you say you wanted Preventil or the generic inhaler? 206 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,244 - What's the difference? - The generic's only $8. 207 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,384 Generic. 208 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:40,319 I can't believe you, Jordan. You little sneak. 209 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,156 Jordan, did you really? 210 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,389 Uh-oh. 211 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,489 This funny? 212 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,161 You're in big trouble, young man. I mean, big trouble. 213 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,329 - You can't punish him. - You watch and see if I don't. 214 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,498 You're just mad 'cause he played you. 215 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,475 Let me tell you something right now. The boy didn't play me. 216 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,375 He stole from me. Let's call it the way it is. 217 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:06,417 The boy stole. You sit right there until I figure out how to punish you. 218 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,511 You all, get out. Out. 219 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,017 I'm disappointed in you, Jordan. 220 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,792 Look here, America. You think I wanna punish the boy? 221 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,095 I don't wanna punish the boy, but I have to. 222 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,898 That child gotta learn right from wrong. 223 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,838 I'm gonna be honest with you. It's gonna hurt me a lot more... 224 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,603 than it's gonna hurt him. 225 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,440 All right, that's some bull. But you know what? 226 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,880 The punishment ball is rollin'. My hands are tied. 227 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,916 I don't know, Bernie. No TV for a month? 228 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,252 Aren't you coming down a little hard on him? 229 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,224 The boy stole from me, baby. What you propose I do? 230 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,888 I don't know. How would your father have punished you? 231 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:56,491 [Scoffs] My father? He'd probably use the nonconfrontational approach. 232 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,070 - Baby, I know it ain't working here. - Why not? 233 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,731 Because I'm not walking out on you and them kids. 234 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,571 What's done is done. I made my decision. 235 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,645 [Sighs] 236 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:19,086 That's right. Let it get good and cold. 'Cause you gonna finish every bite. 237 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,625 You could have given Jordan dessert before you sent him to his room. 238 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,890 The boy should have bought some cookies when he went on that spending spree. 239 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,591 - He did. - What'd you say? 240 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,760 - Nothing, warden. - You can go in the room and join him. 241 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,499 - Better than listening to you. - Don't walk away from me, Nessa. 242 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,575 Nessa! 243 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,941 Fine! You just keep right on walking. 244 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,641 You go right up in there with your brother and stay with him, Nessa. 245 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:50,519 I'm about sick of this. I'm glad this happened. Time for me and you to get it on. 246 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,353 Where's Jordan? Baby girl, find your brother... 247 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,860 and tell him I said get his skinny butt down here right now. 248 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:59,795 - Now, back to you. - I hate it here! 249 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,333 You ain't gotta stay here, Nessa. Nobody keepin' you. 250 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,698 You can leave. Matter of fact, I'll help you. 251 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,261 You know where you wanna go? Monte Carlo? Saint-Tropez? 252 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:12,435 You better pack real heavy 'cause I heard it gets real chilly down there. 253 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:16,275 I don't understand you kids. I give y'�ll everything. That ain't enough. Y'�ll want it all. 254 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,112 - Uncle Bernie? - What? 255 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:23,018 I can't find Jordan. I looked everywhere. 256 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,831 Baby, I looked in the cellar. He's not there. 257 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,166 Bernie, look. He left his medicine. 258 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,367 Uncle Bernie, is Jordan gone? 259 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:46,842 Nah, he's around, baby. He's around. We're gonna go look for him. 260 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,540 He's only been gone ten minutes. He can't be that far. 261 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:53,641 He... Come on. Come on. 262 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,277 Is this my fault? 263 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,913 Was I too hard on him? 264 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,926 Oh, Lord. What was I thinking, punishing the boy like that? 265 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,327 He can't live without TV. He's just a boy. He's just a child. 266 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,833 Why didn't you stop me, America? You know I don't know what I'm doing. 267 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,835 I'm new at this. 268 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:16,203 Don't worry about it, baby. We're gonna find him. I'll bet ya that. 269 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,243 If it take all night. Don't worry, baby. We're gonna find him. 270 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,007 - Vanessa, I need you to think of where your brother could be. - I don't know. 271 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:25,743 - Think, Nessa! Doggone, think! - Hey, I'm not the one who made him leave. 272 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,877 - He the one who stole! I didn't make him leave nowhere! - Stop it, you two. 273 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,185 - This isn't helping. - Right, Nessa, this ain't helping. 274 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,883 Sorry, guardian. 275 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,089 She called me a guardian. I deserve it. 276 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,563 The girl's right. 277 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,725 But I know one thing. 278 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,362 - I'll tell you later. I gotta go find that boy. - ?? [Soul] 279 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,531 - [No Audible Dialogue] - ?? [Man Singing] 280 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,957 [No Audible Dialogue] 281 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,473 [No Audible Dialogue] 282 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,514 ?? [Continues] 283 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,654 [No Audible Dialogue] 284 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,599 ?? [Fades] 285 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:58,472 I never, never meant for none of this to happen. You know that, baby. 286 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,442 You know that. 287 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,206 I love all you kids. I mean, every last... 288 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,807 If anything happen to one of y'�ll, I'll die. 289 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,116 - There's something on the roof. - What? 290 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:13,623 Baby, it's Jordan! He's on the roof! Jordan! 291 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,285 - What's he holding? - Sweet Lord. 292 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:20,229 Jordan! I know Uncle Bernie's been hard on you, son... 293 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,357 but please, don't take it out on the neighborhood. 294 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,800 - Baby, that boy got a rifle. - It's a telescope. 295 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,064 What? 296 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,306 Jordan? Jordan? 297 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,211 Son? What you doin' up here? 298 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:41,480 - You had us worried sick about you. - I wanted to see it. 299 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:45,318 But I can't. I can't see it. 300 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,483 You can't see what? 301 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,652 The Sears Tower. 302 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:53,822 The Sears Tower? That's in Chicago. 303 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,925 I know. I wanted to see home. 304 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,373 - Home? - [Crying] 305 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,006 Oh, Jordan. 306 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,876 You wanna see your real home. 307 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,678 You miss your mom. 308 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,014 [Voice Cracking] How 'bout that? 309 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,817 All this time, I'm thinking how spoiled those kids are... 310 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,824 taking whatever they want. 311 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,919 Never realizing what they really want is to be back in the projects. 312 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:29,126 Isn't that the most stupid thing you ever heard? 313 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:34,137 Oh, those beautiful, stupid kids. I love 'em. 314 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,106 You know, Jordan... 315 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:41,771 I know sometime... you miss your mom. 316 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,509 - But your mom needs you to be here right now. - [Sniffles] 317 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,847 And I know sometimes, man... 318 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,547 I make you feel like you're in the way. 319 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,883 And that's wrong, Jordan. 320 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:03,733 Long as you're here, I want you to feel like you're at home. 321 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,133 'Cause, see, we family. 322 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,067 And family need to be at home. You understand? 323 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,775 Come on, son. Let's go inside. 324 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,511 Can I watch TV? 325 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:29,483 Yeah, you can watch TV. Why wouldn't you be able to watch TV? 326 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:45,201 Y'�ll thought he had me, didn't you? [Chuckles] 327 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,938 You'll never know. 328 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,173 Be careful. 329 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,118 - Doggy, doggy, doggy. Doggy, doggy, doggy. - Ow. 330 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,986 - What's wrong? - It's cold. 331 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,992 It's ice cream. 332 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:07,126 - Stop it. - Duh. 333 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,865 Well, there you have it, America. 334 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,098 - I don't know what to say. - [Door Opens] 335 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:21,705 Oh, baby. What's that for? 336 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:25,305 - For finding my brother. - Ah, Nessa. Come here, baby. 337 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,385 I gotta go. 338 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,248 [Door Closes] 339 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,156 I ain't gonna never understand that child. Never. 340 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,265 No, boy, don't flush it! No, no! 341 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,268 - [Toilet Flushing] - [Screaming] 342 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:48,771 - [Toilet Flushing Repeatedly] - [Screaming] 343 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:54,539 - [Door Closes] - [Whimpers] 344 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,141 No, boy, don't flush it! 345 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,947 - [Toilet Flushing Repeatedly] - No! No! No! 346 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,716 [Screaming] What the... 347 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,849 [Whimpering] 28474

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