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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,192 It's chilly here granddad. 2 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,711 Let me close the window before mum starts nagging again. 3 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,389 And make the bed before she comes down. 4 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,678 Here you are. 5 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,519 I have a class. 6 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,799 Christ. Shut that door, will you. 7 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,837 Don't you know how to knock? You're not living alone, you know. 8 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,919 Can you take a crap in front of Gerda? 9 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,713 Dear editor-in-chief. Once again I have no choice but to write you. 10 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,558 Listen to this: 11 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,470 A Moroccan told the judge his number plate was hanging upside down 12 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:08,390 because he only speaks Arabic and is unable to read Western symbols. 13 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:13,116 That's why he couldn't know his number plate was upside down. 14 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:19,110 Imagine how he behaves in traffic. He can't read a single sign. 15 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,154 How does a guy like that find a job? 16 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,829 How can you work for a boss you don't understand? 17 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,034 Answer that question in the paper. 18 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,749 Yours truly, Lucien Knops. 19 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:43,110 What a day, I'm dog-tired. 20 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,834 I brought the catalogue. 21 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,554 Dad, you forgot the bed again. 22 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,548 What's this? Dad, what is this? 23 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,753 Those are toenails. - Throw them away at once. 24 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,712 They're clean, aren't they? - So filthy. 25 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,593 The bathroom is always occupied. 26 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,757 I'm going for a game of billiards after I mail this letter. 27 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,793 Granddad, your pill. - Oh, you're right, my pill. 28 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,837 Must you take that with whisky? 29 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,639 What's this? 30 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,109 We'd love to buy a mobile home. It's been our dream for years. 31 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,719 A mobile home? 32 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,515 Yes. They're regular castles on wheels nowadays. 33 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,393 We could drive it to France and Spain. 34 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,990 Really. Well, well, well. 35 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,029 No reaction. He couldn't care less. 36 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,436 What did you expect? That he'd go running straight to the bank? 37 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:19,111 I'm so fed up with him. - It was your idea to take him in. 38 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,471 You know him. He'll do anything to get a rise out of you. 39 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,439 Eat this. 40 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,677 What are you doing? - It's called tactics. 41 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,913 Take his place Lucien. Now those are my tactics. 42 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,112 Me take Felix' place? I don't think so. 43 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,595 You can have my Mathilde, you know. 44 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,794 Perhaps if you add some coupons and even then I'd have to think about it. 45 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,071 Well thanks a lot. - I came to play billiards. 46 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,718 A round for everyone from the chairman. 47 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,959 Goddammit. 48 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,280 What's going on here, dad? 49 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,876 Are you making French fries? - I'm hungry. 50 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,911 Go to bed, you're drunk. 51 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,230 I need something to eat. - You're worse than a child. 52 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,069 I'm hungry and I want French fries. 53 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,475 I don't have a life anymore. 54 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:35,430 I'm out of French fries. - I'm hungry, I have to... 55 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,959 You smell. - Let go of me. 56 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,117 French fries... 57 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,470 My own daughter, goddammit. 58 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,435 I just wanted French fries. 59 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,912 My own daughter won't give me French fries. 60 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,790 I'm moving back to my own house. 61 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,470 I'm getting on your mother's nerves. 62 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,957 I can feel it. - And he's absolutely right, too. 63 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:59,076 You lasted longer than I thought. How long did I give you, two weeks? 64 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,317 But tell me, who's going to take care of you now? 65 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,908 Let me worry about that. - Oh really? 66 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,718 I'm going to find me a girlfriend. - Not on your life. 67 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,198 Stupid man. 68 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:20,196 How will you cope? Who will clean the house and do the laundry? 69 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:24,916 I've only got two hands. - Mathilde will take care of me. 70 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:30,717 I thought you couldn't stand her? - She helped me with your mother. 71 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,991 And why would she do the same for you? 72 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,759 I'll look deep into her eyes. 73 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,472 A lot of good that'll do. 74 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,310 But wait, that may not be such a bad idea. 75 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,796 But the minute I see you can't take care of yourself, 76 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,310 you're moving to a rest home. I'm off to work. 77 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,270 And don't forget to take your pills. 78 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,119 Twit. 79 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,595 Do you really want a girlfriend? - Of course not. 80 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,839 I already have one. 81 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,519 'That man should be punished severely'. 82 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,234 Jesus, granddad, what are you doing? 83 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,677 Granddad, did you get that typewriter before World War I or II? 84 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,997 It works just fine and that's all that matters to me. 85 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:26,955 Dad's buying me a laptop if they accept me. You could have my PC. 86 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,436 Me, a computer? What do I need a computer for? 87 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:35,839 For your letters. Once you have one, you won't be able to do without it. 88 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:41,114 Tell me, what does Paris have to offer that you can't find here? 89 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,198 My degree. - When I was your age... 90 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,834 I didn't say anything. My lips didn't even move. 91 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,991 And one baklava. 92 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,519 Just one? 93 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,557 I'll take them all. I'll indulge myself. 94 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,719 Master Lucien. 95 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,150 Hi, I'm Sylvia. I'm your new neighbor. 96 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,679 Lucien Knops. 97 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,795 That'll be twelve euros and 28 cents. 98 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,953 Here you are. - Thank you. 99 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,232 Here you are. - Thanks. 100 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:44,069 And your bag. Thank you. - Bye. 101 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,909 You look like a million bucks today. - A pack of coffee. 102 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,634 Beans, mocha, unground, right? - Okay. 103 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,239 It's me. 104 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,034 I prepared your favorite dish. 105 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:17,670 And what might that be? - Rabbit in gueuze beer with potatoes. 106 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,839 Since when is that my favorite dish? 107 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:26,272 What is your favorite dish then? - Do you need a hint? 108 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,757 Lucien, really. Where are your manners? 109 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,713 It's been too long for manners. - Lucien, really. 110 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:38,470 It hasn't been that long since... - Now don't go all holy on me. 111 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,674 You weren't so shy when Astrid was lying upstairs. 112 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,199 Come on. 113 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,312 At least give me a kiss. - No Lucien. 114 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,839 Come on, one kiss. 115 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,639 There's just no talking to you. - No, there isn't... 116 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,479 Well, are you coming? - Coming where? 117 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,670 To the bedroom of course. 118 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,792 In Astrid's bed? Not in a million years. 119 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,230 Come here, Lucien. 120 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,313 My back... Pull me up. 121 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:30,033 Rabbit in gueuze with potatoes? - It had been a while, hadn't it? 122 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,839 How's Felix? 123 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,839 Don't be a fool. 124 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,518 Billiards and Trappist are all he cares about. 125 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,119 But you won't leave him? 126 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,993 Where would I go? 127 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,953 You can't have it all in life. 128 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,311 If you ever have another woman, I swear I'll kill you. 129 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,839 I wouldn't dare. 130 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,952 I'm dead serious. - Me too. Always. 131 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,798 Swear it. 132 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,319 I swear. 133 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,273 Hello Lucien. Good to see you. How have you been? 134 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,154 So, Mr. Chairman. Are you getting used to being alone in the house? 135 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:18,432 A round for everyone from the chairman. I'll have a Trappist. 136 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,993 Well look at that. Even my Mathilde would have made that shot. 137 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,519 Things happen. 138 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,958 Will you find your way home? - Just you find your way to Mathilde. 139 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,911 You be careful just the same. 140 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,799 Sir? 141 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,353 Would you open the door please? 142 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,633 Careful. Hello sir, what seems to be the problem? 143 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,639 What is your name? 144 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,712 Your name. - Knops. 145 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,435 Knops. Why are you parked in the middle of the intersection? 146 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,679 You don't remember? Have we been drinking? 147 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,628 Yes, of course we have. Too much to drink, am I right? 148 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,032 Do you have your key, granddad? 149 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,599 I'll take it. 150 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,754 You took my driving license. 151 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,440 Count yourself lucky we didn't lock you up. 152 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:27,429 When can I have it back? - That's up to the police judge. 153 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,714 What's his name? - No idea. You jump right into bed. 154 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,549 The carpet, the drapes, the beds, it's all incombustible. 155 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,956 And stain-proof. Everything can be mopped up. 156 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,629 Hygiene is an absolute priority. Morning Rene. 157 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,196 Cameras everywhere so we can detect everything immediately. 158 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,835 If you want top security, we even have a special bracelet. 159 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,554 It's very easy to wear too. 160 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,276 You can wear it around the wrist or on a belt, usually the wrist. 161 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,914 It's something like the bracelets they have at rock festivals. 162 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,918 I just happen to have one on me. Here it is. 163 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,079 Perhaps we could test it? - Thanks but no thanks. 164 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,317 We also attach a great deal of importance to the food. 165 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,590 Monday is minced meat day. 166 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,029 On Tuesdays it's vol-au-vent with French fries. 167 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,551 Wednesdays it's a cold dish and on Thursdays we eat spaghetti. 168 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,913 Fridays we eat fish sticks and on Saturdays cutlets are on the menu. 169 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:42,318 On Sundays we've got roast turkey. This is the dining room. 170 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:56,270 There's an academy nearby and the students often come to play here. 171 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,188 There's a ballroom dancing afternoon and one for bingo. 172 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,679 Miss... 173 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,955 Dad, where are you going? 174 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,556 If I have to leave somewhere feet first, 175 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,558 it'll be from home and nowhere else. 176 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,672 But dad, how can you want to be anywhere else? 177 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,395 It's so modern and that manager was so charming. 178 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,592 A two-faced bastard. - Now why would you say that? 179 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,998 Because it's true. - I understand. He's still healthy. 180 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:26,989 That's the point. This is the perfect place to help him stay healthy. 181 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:31,989 This is no prison, is it? No one to meddle in your affairs, no nagging. 182 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:36,910 And you're taken care of. You can come and go as you please. 183 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,830 You can play billiards every day and there'd be people to talk to. 184 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,269 Why don't you move in then? 185 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,955 You're being childish. Get in the car. 186 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,556 Get in the car, dad. 187 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,310 And a bit of ground cheese, please. 188 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,229 Hi, Master Lucien. I hope the fire didn't do too much damage? 189 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:20,558 They want to put me in a rest home. Over my dead body. 190 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,477 Hand me a can of tomato soup. 191 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,710 What's he saying? 192 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,630 There aren't any rest homes in Turkey. Parents move in with their children. 193 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,796 Well, Turkey, yes. 194 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,354 That's it? - Yes, that's it. 195 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,313 That'll be 18 euros. - Thank you. 196 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:47,713 Can you put it on my tab? I haven't had time to rob a bank yet this week. 197 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,558 No problem. 198 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,353 Wait, Mr. Lucien will give you a hand. 199 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,155 Thank you, that's very kind. Bye. 200 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,840 Thank you, madam Sylvia. Bye, Master Lucien. 201 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,194 Thank you. You're most kind, Mr. Knops. 202 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,675 You must think I'm an old bastard. 203 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,073 No, that's not it. I just don't get the impression you're looking 204 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,193 to strike up an inspiring conversation with your new neighbor. 205 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,880 Perhaps we're too different. 206 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,591 Still, I speak Dutch, I pay my taxes on time 207 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,393 and I'm very clean. 208 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,360 Would you like a cup of coffee? 209 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,957 Come in. 210 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,638 Just ignore the mess. 211 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,519 That's a Raveel. 212 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,991 I know nothing about art. 213 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,829 Do you like that? Are you interested in art? 214 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,433 It's home-made. - Thank you. 215 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,509 Was that your father in the rest home? 216 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,039 No, that's my husband. 217 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,919 He has a rare form of Alzheimer's. 218 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,439 Alzheimer's? 219 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,718 I'll hang myself if I get Alzheimer's. 220 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,312 If you can remember where you left the noose. 221 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,798 Great coffee. - Thank you. 222 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,952 It's me. 223 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,670 Dammit, Lucien. 224 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,551 One of these days you'll give me a heart attack. 225 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,117 By the way, could you keep the place a bit tidier from now on? 226 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,117 It was a pigsty. 227 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,318 Have you been drinking? 228 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,954 Damn drunk. I've got one like that at home. One is more than enough. 229 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,479 There's someone at the door. 230 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:14,830 That'll be 375. - Here you are. 231 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,159 Thank you, Lucien. 232 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,193 Bye madam. 233 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,236 When did you last have a bath? 234 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,397 What kind of a question is that? 235 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,756 So you're going to Paris after all? 236 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,237 That's the general idea, yes. 237 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,190 How did your parents react? 238 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,676 Dad's not against it, but... 239 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:02,628 mum is. Paris is in a foreign country and it's so expensive there. 240 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,196 And my scholarship isn't good enough and this and that. 241 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,152 I really hope she'll let me go. 242 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,670 Your mother shouldn't nag so much. 243 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,395 On the contrary. She should be proud of her daughter. 244 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,956 Don't worry about money. If money's an issue, I'll take care of it. 245 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,319 Granddad. 246 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,757 But who will help me with this machine? 247 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,755 It's really not much harder than your typewriter and a lot more practical. 248 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,873 You're going to love it, trust me. You especially. 249 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,831 All those letters you write. 250 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,759 There we are. 251 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,079 Hello Felix. 252 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,436 How bad is it? 253 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,838 Don't hesitate to buzz the nurse. - I won't. 254 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,635 There's Lucien. Hi, Lucien. 255 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,038 You shouldn't have. - What lovely flowers. 256 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,232 Go get a vase, Felix. - Yes darling. 257 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,029 Looks like I'll be here for a while with that leg of mine. 258 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,438 Will you be able to cope? - I'll have to find someone. 259 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,117 Just to do the cleaning. 260 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,958 You won't cheat on me, will you? - No. 261 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:40,990 I'm not saying anything. Not a word. - Why? She's pretty, isn't she? 262 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,590 You're not telling me there were no other candidates. 263 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,792 Two Polish ones but I didn't understand them. 264 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,959 And a Moroccan woman with a moustache. 265 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,230 I didn't want to understand her. 266 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,477 What about the lady I sent you? A decent Belgian woman. 267 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,070 She wouldn't work off the books. 268 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,111 Have you worked before? 269 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,869 I used to tend bar in a club. I'm a dancer actually. 270 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,360 Lucien, I'm out of here, okay? 271 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,190 You won't forget to take the laundry out of the washer? 272 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,558 What is it this time? 273 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,678 You never really loved me. 274 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,389 Roxanne, can you get two Trappists? 275 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,319 Wow, where did you find her? 276 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:20,032 Mathilde and Gerda talked about your maid for over an hour yesterday. 277 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,151 You're joking. 278 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,114 She's mad about older men. - Really? 279 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,837 Thanks. - There you go. 280 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,796 Thank you. - You're welcome. 281 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,436 Now tell me why you're here. 282 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,598 I brought the order of business for the general assembly. 283 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,154 I know it by heart, don't I? 284 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:59,308 Don't forget we have to elect a new chairman this year. 285 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,829 I've been the only candidate for thirty years. 286 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,272 I know, but Raymond is also running this year. 287 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,789 Raymond? - Yes, Raymond. 288 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,673 Some people live in a fool's paradise. 289 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,115 Mr. Knops? I'm Samira. Pleased to meet you. 290 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,310 Let me get the door for you. 291 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,353 Dear editor-in-chief, this is going too far. 292 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:35,270 A fine of five hundred euros and I don't get my license back 293 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,551 until I take the driving test again. 294 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,830 There's no justice left in the world. 295 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,112 That's misuse of power, it's all about the money. 296 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:50,473 Respect... They don't give a damn about that anymore nowadays. 297 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:56,118 Take us, the third and fourth ages. 298 00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:01,917 Do you really think they respect us? They couldn't care less. 299 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,989 They keep us alive just so they can test new drugs. 300 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,908 That means more jobs. 301 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,952 We're a valuable economic sector. 302 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,756 Some people make a bundle thanks to us and that's all that matters nowadays. 303 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,155 A cup of coffee? - That's all that matters. 304 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,316 A cup of coffee? Why not. 305 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,039 Roxanne? 306 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,156 Okay, the name of the suspect? 307 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,874 Of your so-called housekeeper? - Roxanne. 308 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,239 Roxanne's last name? 309 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,991 I don't know. 310 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:16,235 If it isn't our drunken granddad. What did you do this time? 311 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,828 Granddad got his pension cheque stolen. 312 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,672 It's your own fault. I suppose you've never heard of a bank? 313 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,713 I'm an old-fashioned guy. I pay with money, not plastic. 314 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,717 A lot of good it did you. 315 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,516 Are you're sure you didn't just misplace it and forget about it? 316 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,315 No, it was Roxanne all right. - Roxanne? 317 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,149 Roxanne with no last name and no address? 318 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,558 You've really gone off the deep end since your wife's death, haven't you? 319 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,835 Do you mind my going to Paris? 320 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,034 Paris, Paris. 321 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,480 I've never been to Paris, you know. 322 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,159 I've got it. 323 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,678 Will you miss me? - Don't be daft. 324 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,468 Dear editor-in-chief, 325 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,718 Why do people always have to look for happiness elsewhere? 326 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,912 Is it so hard to be happy in your own country? 327 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:36,070 Perhaps you can answer my ever-recurring question. 328 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,760 Yours truly, Lucien Knops. 329 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,872 1.500 euros. That's a lot of money. It's 2h30. 330 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,710 Maybe you'll be our 10th caller and win the 1.500 euros. 331 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,712 This is my answering machine. 332 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:35,152 But be brave and leave a message after the beep. 333 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,919 This is Julie. This is an answering machine. 334 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,350 Be brave and leave a message after the beep. 335 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,400 Well, you were right for once. 336 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,754 I just can't... I can't live alone. 337 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,278 I'm just starting to realize how much your mother meant to me. 338 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,677 And I can no longer count on Mathilde. 339 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,396 I've decided... I've decided to sell the house. 340 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:41,800 I'll check into a rest home so you can buy that mobile home 341 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:47,836 and the rest of the money goes into a savings account, for Julie. 342 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,117 I can't tell you how happy that makes me. 343 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:58,030 It's such a relief, it really is. I couldn't sleep at night. 344 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:04,313 Don't you worry about a thing? Guido will take care of the paperwork. 345 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:17,629 I can't say I'm surprised those fuses keep blowing at every turn. 346 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,039 This installation probably dates back to the Stone Age. 347 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:29,993 It has to be replaced as soon as possible. All of it. 348 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,236 All of it? - All the wires, 349 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,239 from top to bottom. - Oh no, I just can't afford that. 350 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,593 You can't just leave it, you know. - Goddammit, just my luck. 351 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,515 I've decided to move... 352 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,393 to that rest home, De Meibloem. 353 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,114 What? - I know, I know. 354 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:59,997 I thought you had more backbone. - So did I, but I was wrong. 355 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:05,433 Doing the dishes from time to time. Is that so hard? Or vacuuming? 356 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,677 Or going to the launderette once a week? 357 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,918 I can't even make French fries without burning down the house. 358 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,398 Leave the bottle alone then. - The bottle won't leave me alone. 359 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:28,311 No, it's... it's the loneliness, I just can't bear it. 360 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,069 At least I'd see other people there. - Other people? 361 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:38,992 A dozen people like you have died on every mattress in that rest home. 362 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,918 Your husband's there, isn't he? 363 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,436 Come on, I'll teach you how to do your shopping. 364 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,869 Would you like a taste? This is green tea. 365 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,119 Nice. 366 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,199 Thank you. 367 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,596 First lesson. What's your favorite dish? 368 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,632 Rabbit in gueuze beer with powdery potatoes. 369 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,433 That'll be your first lesson then: Rabbit in gueuze beer. 370 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:21,031 But I'm replacing the powdery potatoes with noodles and a salad. 371 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,153 Would you like to be my housekeeper? - No, thanks. 372 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,953 But you won't need one when I'm through with you. 373 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,640 I'll teach you the tricks of the trade 374 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,196 and I'm going to make sure you get the hang of it. 375 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,436 So what'll it be? 376 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,712 Do you want to move to the rest home to wither and die alone? 377 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,593 Or will you start a new life as a new man? 378 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:57,788 Well if it isn't Lucien. How about that for a coincidence? 379 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,399 What are you doing here? 380 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,389 Sylvia's teaching me how to cook. - Aren't you going to introduce me? 381 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,230 This is Felix, and Mathilde. - Nice to meet you. 382 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,679 This is Sylvia. 383 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:18,238 I thought you were moving to a home. - So did I, but I was wrong. 384 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,069 I won't be going to a rest home after all. 385 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,316 Lesson two: How to make corrections without typing everything twice. 386 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,839 Here, let me show you. 387 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,388 Well look who's here, it's Gerda. 388 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,674 Did she make you change your mind? - She's called Sylvia. 389 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,634 What's the idea here? - I'm going to be a new man. 390 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:55,276 A new man? Really? At your age? - Yes, at my age. 391 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,518 Then you press this and you keep it pressed down. 392 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,030 So you're not going to De Meibloem? - No. 393 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,152 What about her? - She's my fianc?e. 394 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,839 You just want to spite me. - Why would you think that? 395 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:31,198 Move the mouse over to "Edit", click and select "Cut". 396 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,999 Cut, yes. 397 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,233 That woman cares about one thing and one thing only. She's after his money. 398 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,909 You don't know that. - But I do. 399 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:51,238 A little bird told me that she-devil is dirt poor, 400 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,797 and he's a well-to-do widower. Do I need to spell it out? 401 00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:00,118 Come off it. He's thirty years older if not a day. 402 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,596 My point exactly. - There's life in the old dog yet. 403 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,150 You couldn't care less apparently. 404 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:14,116 Your dad is no fool, you know. Certainly not when it comes to money. 405 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,791 Not only is he a fool, he's behaving like the town idiot. 406 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,276 Why do you have it in for Lucien lately? 407 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,955 It's them I'm worried about. And Julie. 408 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,276 She's wrapping him around her finger 409 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,996 and she'll run off with your inheritance in no time. 410 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,910 Mathilde is right and we both know what he's capable of. 411 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,955 I'd have him inst... I'd have him... what do you call it? 412 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:52,518 Institutionalized. - Now you're really exaggerating. 413 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,437 We have to do something. 414 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,997 Why don't you ask him to bequest the house to you. 415 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,351 That way you'd even avoid succession duties. 416 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,879 Save... 417 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,638 as vidange... 418 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,953 perdue. 419 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,799 Enter. 420 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,879 A Trappist? 421 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,674 Say, why do you need a computer? 422 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,555 Sylvia taught me how to type and she's teaching me to surf the net. 423 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,478 Surfing the internet all over the world. 424 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,511 Surfing? - Yes. 425 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,677 Now have a seat, drink that beer 426 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,395 and tell me to what I owe this visit. 427 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,640 No reason, I just dropped by. - Come on, pull the other one. 428 00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:01,072 I can see there's something on your mind, so spit it out. 429 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:06,274 I have nothing against that, on the contrary. 430 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,833 What do you take me for? 431 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:12,158 You have nothing against what? - Well, Sylvia and... 432 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,955 You know what Mathilde's like. She's goading Gerda. 433 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,479 Really? Why? 434 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,870 They're outraged. - What do you mean, outraged? 435 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,035 Poor little Astrid hasn't been gone... and then you... 436 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,559 Oh, well... 437 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:37,119 That really is an excellent Trappist. - It's the same as always. 438 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,116 She's not moving in, is she? - Who, Sylvia? 439 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:49,233 You nitwit. - Don't take it the wrong way. 440 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,352 Put yourself in Gerda's shoes. 441 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,678 She's worried about her inheritance. Surely that's normal? 442 00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,190 You go back to your gendarme, I'm busy. 443 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,518 Can I at least finish my Trappist? 444 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,435 So you're not going to the variety show then? 445 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,839 Of course I am. I'm looking for a wife, aren't I? 446 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,394 Mathilde said she really doesn't feel like it. 447 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,513 That's a first. Normally she looks forward to those evenings. 448 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,753 I don't know what's got into her lately. 449 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,917 That's a good one. Stop it or I'll wet myself. 450 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,309 Will you look at that? It was a great idea to bring Lucien along. 451 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,389 It takes his mind off things and that's good, isn't it? 452 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,152 He'd just be bored sitting at home. 453 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,752 Just look at them, they're all spying on our Don Juan. 454 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,954 It's my leg. Shall we go sit down? - Sure. 455 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,992 Jurgen Starlight makes the stars shine in the night. 456 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,430 And the party goes on. 457 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,792 How about an old-fashioned game of musical chairs? 458 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,509 I need twenty brave people. Don't be shy now. Get up, get up. 459 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,313 Get up. 460 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,159 Line up here with Jurgen Starlight. 461 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,399 Bastard. 462 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,431 And now you want to kill me. 463 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,319 What do you think? 464 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,150 You said you wouldn't cheat on me. 465 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:41,150 That woman from just now? Surely you're not jealous of her. 466 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,191 Don't play stupid with me. 467 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,593 Mathilde? Where are you? 468 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,438 What's wrong, honey? 469 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,715 Would you like to go? 470 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,831 I'm going to have a beer. 471 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,589 Would you rather go home, darling? 472 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,673 Something wrong? - No, Lucien, nothing's wrong. 473 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,873 I'm just trying to decide whether to hang or drown myself. 474 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,560 Of course, you could always jump under a train. 475 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,994 Don't give me any ideas. 476 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,752 Do you want to come inside? 477 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,833 How was your night? 478 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,918 Eventful. Much too eventful. 479 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:30,350 It ought to be forbidden to grow old. 480 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:39,235 So you're scared to die. - Scared... 481 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,670 I don't have enough time left to be scared. 482 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,233 No, seriously? 483 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,033 What I really don't want is to get ill. 484 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,069 When I think about what Astrid, my wife, 485 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,760 had to go through. 486 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,716 She was terribly afraid to die of cancer. Colon cancer. 487 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:11,592 She had a friend who'd died of colon cancer and who'd suffered a lot. 488 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:18,033 That's why, every day, Astrid checked her... you know... 489 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,515 her stool. 490 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:26,631 She had this special wooden spoon she'd hidden 491 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,398 in a drawer. 492 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,750 She thought I didn't know. 493 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,839 Do you miss her? 494 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,719 Do I miss her? 495 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,274 What do you expect? We were together for 55 years. 496 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,711 Now can I ask you a tough question? - Sure. 497 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,071 Why did you put your husband in a rest home? 498 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,230 I can't take care of him at home. 499 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,996 All in all it's the best solution. 500 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,395 The easiest solution perhaps. 501 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,469 I always took care of my wife at home. 502 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,115 Because you loved her or to soothe your guilty conscience? 503 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:26,952 You can't throw people away like an old glove because it's convenient. 504 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,117 I'm really jealous of your Astrid. 505 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:35,234 She must have led the life of a princess at your side. 506 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,590 I'm going home. 507 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:42,475 Goodnight, Mr. Knops. - Goodnight. Where... 508 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,909 Where did I leave my coat? - There. 509 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:26,953 Dismay, anger and incomprehension at jeans manufacturer Levi Strauss. 510 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,390 At this morning's works council, management announced the closure 511 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:36,516 of the plants in Gits, Wervik and Deurne. 900 people are out of a job. 512 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,559 Shall we make up? 513 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,990 Economic unemployment, shorter hours reorganization 514 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,588 and less production. It was all to no avail. 515 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,836 Too expensive. 516 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:04,988 Foreign labor’s too cheap, that's the problem. 517 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,157 Did you ever think of going into politics? 518 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,432 I did run for election once, for the labor party. 519 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:17,714 It was the 1958 municipal elections, the year of the world exhibition. 520 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,839 Excuse me. 521 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,119 Sylvia speaking. 522 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,312 I understand. That's all right. 523 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:37,916 Don't worry about it. Get well soon. Bye. 524 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,710 Would you like to go with me? - Go where? 525 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,037 To the theatre. - The theatre? 526 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,671 A play by Jan De Corte. - Is it a comedy? 527 00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:02,275 You decide. I like the playwright. - So we'd go together. 528 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,072 Together, yes. 529 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:09,598 You're taking chances. - You're taking chances with me, too. 530 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:17,034 The performance is sublime. The text, the irony... 531 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,199 Jan is a genius, wouldn't you agree? - Jan who? 532 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,198 God, he's funny. 533 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,873 I'm starting to understand what Sylvia sees in him. He has a sense of humor. 534 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,834 I bet you're thinking I have to get out of here 535 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:43,078 before that strange woman assaults me. Am I right? 536 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,679 Julien. 537 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,118 Lucien. 538 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:57,598 It's been a pleasure. Really. It's been a wonderful evening. 539 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,349 It was great to see you. - Promise you'll call me. 540 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,159 Bye. 541 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,958 I'm glad to have met you. - Likewise. 542 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,870 Cheerio. - Bye. 543 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:23,277 What did you think? - What a quaint little neighborhood. 544 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,436 This place is just you. 545 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,198 Come here. 546 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,596 Gilly's right, I'm attracted to men with a sense of humor. 547 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:40,919 I really enjoyed your company, Lucien. 548 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,598 Really. 549 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:47,840 You're not only weird, you're very weird. 550 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,559 Are you ill? 551 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,079 No. 552 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,110 What's wrong then? - Nothing. 553 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,035 That's... - I have to go. 554 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:21,195 Dear friends, we will now elect the committee members. 555 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:25,154 Treasurer, Louis Vermeulen. All those in favor? 556 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,832 All those against? 557 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:35,358 Vice chairman, Jean Geysels. All those in favor? 558 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,793 All those against? 559 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,676 And now the vote for the chairmanship. 560 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:50,353 The vote will be in writing at the request of member Raymond Leemans. 561 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,392 Those are the rules, Lucien. 562 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,671 We have to comply if a member asks for a secret ballot. 563 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,552 Well that's a first. 564 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,559 Mr. Vice Chairman, please hand out the ballots. 565 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:10,431 And the final vote is for Raymond Leemans. 566 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,189 Raymond Leemans has been elected president 567 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:17,039 by seven votes to five. 568 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,833 Dear friends, a big round of applause 569 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,748 for the man who, with a great deal of dedication and will power, 570 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:49,317 was our chairman for no less than 30 years. 571 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,237 And before we continue with the order of the day, I'd like to propose, 572 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:01,480 through a special motion, to name Lucien Knops honorary chairman. 573 01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:10,597 Congratulations, Lucien. Now let's move on to the order of the day. 574 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:16,511 Item one is the approval of the minutes of today's meeting. 575 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,039 Judas. 576 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,592 Collaborator. 577 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:25,430 Nothing lasts forever, Lucien. 578 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,472 Your Mathilde, do you know... 579 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,033 What about her? 580 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,559 Never mind. 581 01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:45,151 Is that all right? - Yes, thanks. 582 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,715 It's just for today. It was nothing serious. 583 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:03,311 I'd forgotten to take my pills and that's why this happened. 584 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:09,836 Lucien, what is going on? 585 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:14,158 Why are you avoiding me? - Whatever gave you that idea? 586 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:20,276 You bark on the phone, you pretend you're out when I ring your doorbell. 587 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,752 What did I do? Is it something I said? Tell me. 588 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:31,711 Lucien, tell me. - You're cheating on your husband. 589 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,670 You're jealous. 590 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,109 Don't be ridiculous. 591 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,392 You're such a darling, you really are. Come here. 592 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,112 My sweet Lucien. 593 01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,878 She'll think I'm your new fianc?e. 594 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:05,118 Just like you think that Alain... - But it's true, isn't it? 595 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,715 I never cheated on my wife. 596 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,910 No? - No, never. 597 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:17,238 Not even a little bit? - What do you mean? 598 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:21,239 You're a liar, but I can understand why you'd lie. 599 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,920 Why do you think I do that? 600 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:30,958 Because I need a man. I need his warmth, his body. 601 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,517 Because every now and then I want to give myself over to a man, 602 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:39,076 when my instinct tells me he can give me what I want. 603 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:43,398 No questions asked and no strings attached. 604 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,799 Does that make me evil? 605 01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,673 Are we still friends? 606 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,593 You're my sweet friend. 607 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:05,714 Astrid really didn't like it, the Chinese kitchen. 608 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:11,278 It disgusted her. She used to say they mixed rat in their food. 609 01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,631 Good old-fashioned Flemish cooking was all she needed. 610 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,355 Lesson three, add a little soya oil. - Just a little? 611 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:26,479 Not too much, Lucien. I said 'a little oil'. Now stir it. 612 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,999 Let me get that. 613 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,079 Hello. Please come in. 614 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,279 Get him out here. - He's in the kitchen. 615 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,799 Just get him. 616 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,560 Why did you ring the bell when you have a key? 617 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,079 Here's your key. 618 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:03,630 I won't set foot in this house again and don't come knocking at mine. 619 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,870 You're a bad person. 620 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:12,552 The things you've done to my mother and now me, you rotten bastard. 621 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:16,958 The things you've done to my mother and me. Listen to yourself. 622 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,640 And Lucien doesn't count, I suppose, 623 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:23,275 because of what Lucien did to your mother and you. 624 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:27,678 It's been like that all my life and I'm fed up with it. 625 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,555 All the moaning, whining and nagging and being bossed around all the time. 626 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:37,993 Lucien do this, do that, don't drink so much, don't do that to me. 627 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:42,272 She even blamed me for that damn cancer that took her mother. 628 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,392 Well you can kiss my ass. 629 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,919 Get out. 630 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,073 If they want a war, then I'll give them one. 631 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:04,635 Do you think that's wise? It's just a misunderstanding. 632 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:18,310 "DO NOT WASTE MONEY ON THE OVER 85'S" 633 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,953 Dear editor-in-chief, 634 01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:26,428 That professor Verdoodt claims that medical treatment for the over 85's 635 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,313 costs loads of money while being absolutely useless 636 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:31,908 and should therefore be done away with. 637 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,951 In my opinion these ideas completely destroy 638 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:39,837 the principle of solidarity our Western society is so proud of. 639 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:45,080 The elderly who've worked all their lives and paid social contributions 640 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:49,159 would no longer have the right to claim medical care 641 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,831 unless they can pay for it. That's a rich man's measure. 642 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:59,557 This is not just a subject for the papers, but for TV as well. 643 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:03,798 You hit the nail right on the head, Lucien. Well said. 644 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,756 Hello, we're from TV. Mr. Knops? 645 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,039 Rik. - Sylvia. 646 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,473 Sorry, let me just... 647 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,151 You can sit next to your father if you like. 648 01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:27,798 I wouldn't want to distract Lucien. I'll go wait in the garden. 649 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,196 You wrote an angry letter to The Laatste Nieuws. 650 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:38,389 What do you mean shoot? - What was in the letter? 651 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:44,319 I think it's not right that elderly people 652 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:48,558 who have worked all their lives... 653 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,118 Can you honestly say you trust those charlatans? 654 01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:13,789 All they're good for is getting their face on TV. 655 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,797 With all their drivel. 656 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,276 The world is becoming a decadent place. 657 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,914 He's on a roll now. How did it go? 658 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:26,591 Fantastic. Very interesting. Just watch the news tonight. 659 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:31,794 Mr. Knops. Madam. We're off to interview professor Verdoodt. 660 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,832 It went well, didn't it? 661 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,431 Is that his nurse? 662 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,031 A round for everyone from the chairman. 663 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,072 Well, the honorary chairman. 664 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,432 I'm so glad you dropped by Lucien. 665 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:06,233 This is the chap who unseated me. 666 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:10,239 Unseated... nothing lasts forever, Lucien. 667 01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:13,432 Am I right, madam? - Sylvia, pleased to meet you. 668 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:17,995 You were chairman for thirty years. How's your health? 669 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,998 Couldn't be better. - I'll take your word for it. 670 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:31,038 Sylvia, wait. Like this. Back up a bit more. 671 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,118 Stay calm and try to relax. Put your hand here. 672 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,038 Max, turn on the TV, will you? 673 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,789 Yes, I'm going to be on the news. 674 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,559 You, on the news? - They came to interview me. 675 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,035 You'll be a celebrity then? 676 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,948 I gave them a piece of my mind. They thought it went well. 677 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:57,313 They congratulated me. They were at my place all afternoon. 678 01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,750 I must say they were really impressed. 679 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:06,319 Stop refunding the medical expenses for the over 85's. 680 01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:11,992 It's useless to invest in health insurance schemes for the over 85's. 681 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,270 That's a remarkable theory, professor. 682 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:18,598 Perhaps, but the future of our health insurance is bleak. 683 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:23,635 The increase of the ageing population is making it expensive. 684 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,910 Reactions from the various sectors. 685 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:29,316 This guy has benefited from society all his life. 686 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:33,638 He has executed lengthy studies at the expense of society 687 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:38,072 and now as a professor he's getting rich on fees. 688 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:42,273 Those involved are also outraged, like pensioner Lucien Knops. 689 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,278 The common man is left in the cold 690 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,551 and the rich can afford better doctors. 691 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,632 You really told them, Julien. 692 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,830 At least you have an opinion. 693 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,598 And that's important, right? 694 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,712 I think he did a good job. - Very good. 695 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,638 A round for everyone, publican. 696 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:21,151 Here, Lucien. Have a cigar. - Thanks but no thanks. 697 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,594 I have an idea. Let's go out tonight, just the two of us. 698 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:22,034 What did I tell you? I knew I had booze in the house somewhere. 699 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,316 You've got to taste this. 700 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,437 Everything changes, but not for the better. 701 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:35,554 Take that thing, for example, what it's called, that "emile". 702 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:39,229 You mean e-mail. - Well, take that e-mail. 703 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,630 You don't count anymore if you don't have it. 704 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:48,709 Pretty soon we won't even need the postman anymore. 705 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:54,517 But I can tell you I'm not done yet. Far from it, as a matter of fact. 706 01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,996 If it's true there's a heaven up there in the sky, 707 01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:01,556 that we'll all meet again in the next world, 708 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,478 then they'll just have to hold my seat. 709 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:08,878 To be honest, there aren't many people I'd like to see again. 710 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,797 No one in fact. 711 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,593 What about me? - Except for you. 712 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,039 And even then. 713 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:31,749 Voulez-vous danser, Madame? - Bien sur, Monsieur. 714 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:02,277 Lesson four, breakfast a la Knops. Would you like coffee or tea? 715 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:07,599 I also have freshly pressed orange juice. 716 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:12,594 That's so sweet of you. 717 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:19,836 It's been a long time since anyone... thank you. 718 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,673 Omelette facon mediterrane. 719 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,314 Bon appetite. - Bon appetite. 720 01:21:56,160 --> 01:22:01,109 I'm sorry. It's a very hot omelette mediterrane. 721 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:02,639 Have a sip. 722 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:08,071 About last night... 723 01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:15,078 What happened last night... Let's not make more of it than it was. 724 01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:22,311 My instinct tells me we're better off being really close friends. 725 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,593 Thank you, Lucien. 726 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:36,637 It was very good - You haven't tasted it yet. 727 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,751 Bon appetite. - Bon appetite. 728 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,319 This is great. 729 01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,872 This is my answering machine. 730 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:04,312 Be brave and leave a message after the beep. 731 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:07,079 This is Julie. This is an answering machine. 732 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:10,636 Be brave and leave a message after the beep. 733 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:16,875 Julie, it's me, it's granddad. I never seem to catch you at home. 734 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,560 Mind you, that's a good sign. 735 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:24,913 Studying by day and having fun in the evenings. Keep it up. 736 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,838 I'm proud of my granddaughter. 737 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,635 There you go. We're home. 738 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,359 Your jacket. 739 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,359 Flowers. 740 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,718 Granddad? What are you doing here? 741 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:32,790 I told you I'd never been to Paris before. Well, here I am. 742 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:38,756 I've sold the house, I've given your mother a mobile home 743 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:42,270 and I don't know yet what I'm going to do with the rest of it. 744 01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:49,308 What are you up to, granddad? - Oh, I don't know yet. 745 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:53,115 Perhaps I'll make a trip around the world. 746 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,198 Who knows, I might even end up a tramp. 747 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,832 And... what's in the box? 748 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:02,837 Have a look. - Is it for me? 749 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,549 Granddad, what gave you that idea? 750 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,639 If you live alone you should at least have a deep fryer. 751 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,433 And you can't set it on fire. 752 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,835 Wait, before I forget... 753 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:37,672 Belgian potatoes, Belgian mayonnaise 754 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,998 and Belgian frying fat. 755 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:48,194 We'll eat French fries first and then you can show me Paris. 756 01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,719 Granddad. 57360

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