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Previously on Scream Queens...
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Today is the day
that I declare my intention
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to run for president
of Kappa House.
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All of your lives are in danger.
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There are dead bodies.
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Real-life dead bodies.
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WESTON:
Dean Munsch,
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you got to shut down
this campus immediately.
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GRACE: We have to filea missing persons report.
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Someone's kidnapped Zayday.
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Ladies, we have a pumpkin patch
fund-raiser to attend to.
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HESTER: I am so excited. I
cannot wait to meet Cliff Woo.
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CHANEL #5:
Who's Cliff Woo?
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CHANEL #3: He's a party planner.He did Chanel's Sweet 16.
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The theme was
"Let Them Eat Cake,"
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so my dad bought me this
foreclosed McMansion
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down the street, and, like,
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500 of my closest friendscame dressed
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in 18th century attire, and, oh,
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the pool was filled with this,
like, caviar slurry.
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And then at midnight,
we just burnt the house down.
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When the firefighters came,
they were actually strippers,
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and they put out the fire
with champagne.
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Chanels, this is Cliff Woo.
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So walk me through this, honey.
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Well, as you can see,
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every pumpkin in
the patch is artisanal.
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Ooh, good.
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Love the warty white ones.
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They look like Number Five
when she runs out of concealer.
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Then we move past
the ice sculptures
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of demonic peeing cherubs--
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and yes, they will all be peeing
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vodka and Red Bull.
Love!
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And that brings us right over
here to the corn maze.
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I'm sorry. Corn maze?
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I know. It's just that
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doing an exact replica
maze from The Shining
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would have taken us way over budget
on man power alone.
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I told you money was no object.
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I am gross rich, Cliff.
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So get me, with great haste,
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my exact replica
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of the maze from The Shining
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with knee-deep snow drifts.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Okay, music.
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Go.
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I contacted Adam Levine
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and Maroon 5 is in.
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Great. Go.
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Okay, well, the good news is,
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I talked to Fergie's agent,
and she's in.
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The bad news is-- and
this is totally on me--
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but I Googled "Fergie's agent"
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and ended up talking
to this British guy
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before I realized his
client was actually
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Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York.
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So, my bad,
both Fergies are coming.
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So stupid.
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But go.
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Okay, so, um,
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I wasn't able
to get Led Zeppelin.
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- What?! - Well, apparently,
one of them died or something.
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Damn it, Number Five.
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Do you have any idea
what's at stake here?
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If this Black Hairy Tongue
Pumpkin Patch Maze Concert
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isn't the biggest thing to
ever happen to this campus,
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I will lose
the Kappa House presidency
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and Chad Radwell will dump me.
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Okay, well, it's not my fault
that some guy died in the '70s.
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Excuse me?
Then whose fault is it,
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mine?
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I am tired of the excuses,
Number Five.
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I am tired of your sad-sack,
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I'm-a-total-downer-all-the-time
schtick.
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I ask you to reunite
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one legendary
rock and roll outfit
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so that guys will show up
to my patch,
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and you're all
like, "Oh, some guy died."
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(stomps) I'm over it!
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We still have
one more thing to do.
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Oh, my God,
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why are you so depressed?
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My husband was shot
in Dallas, idiot.
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For this year's Halloween,
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the Chanels will be going
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as the wives
of fallen presidents.
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I am Jackie Kennedy.
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Number Six, you will be going
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as the emotionally fragile
Ida McKinley,
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whose husband was felled
by an anarchist's bullet.
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Number Three,
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you will be going
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as homely and religious
Lucretia Garfield,
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the bereaved wife
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of President James Garfield.
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Hold up. No way.
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Why do I have to
be the homely one?
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There's only so many murdered
presidents, Number Three.
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What about Mary Todd Lincoln?
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Chanel #5 is Lady Lincoln, obvi.
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Wait, what do you mean, obvi?
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Just a second, nutbag.
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If you're gonna be
a pain about it,
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I guess we could open it up
to presidents
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who were almost assassinated,
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so you can either
be Betty Ford--
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which means you'll have
to get wasted
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and stay wasted all night--
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or you can be
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alleged Hollywood mattress
Nancy Reagan.
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Dibs. I'm Nancy Reagan.
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Wait, why am I
Mary Todd Lincoln?
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God, do I have to spell it
out for you?
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You're out of your frigging
gourd, Number Five.
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You're a weird, psycho lunatic
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who's gonna end up
in an asylum somewhere,
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staring at a wall,
trying to nurse a watering can.
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You're a Mary Todd Lincoln
if ever there was one.
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That's it!
I can't take this anymore!
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That is such a Mary Todd Lincoln
thing to say.
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No!
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I am done with you, Chanel,
and I mean it.
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Do you mean it, Number Five?
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Because you scream "I'm done
with you" kind of a lot,
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and yet
you're still standing here.
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Do you know what I think?
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I think you know you have
a good thing going.
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You get to bask in my starlight
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as I do all the work
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and you get to grumble
behind my back
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about how disrespected you are.
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Well, you know what you can do?
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You can either dress up
as Mary Todd Lincoln
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and help me win this presidency,
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or you can pack
your things and leave.
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There's the door.
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There's the door, bitch!
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I am so sorry, Chanel.
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You did not deserve
to be spoken to like that.
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Ever.
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♪ Don't close your eyes ♪
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(screaming)
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♪ Don't fall asleep ♪
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(screaming continues)
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♪ Don't turn around ♪
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♪ I'll bury you deep ♪
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♪ Whispers turn to screams ♪
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♪ You belong to me ♪
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♪ You belong to me ♪
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♪ To me. ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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All right.
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I've gathered
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your two houses here
because it seems like
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you are the students most likely
to be killed
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by the alleged psychopath.
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WESTON: And we got to make
a real plan
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to keep you guys
safe going forward.
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Wait, wait, hold on.
We can't move forward
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because we are not all here.
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Why isn't anyone doing anything
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about Zayday's abduction?
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Because clearly this
fake kidnapping
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is a play to get
the sympathy vote.
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So Gone Girl.
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That is bollocks!
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No, you're thinking of Gravity.
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Everybody stop!
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Now,
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Dean Munsch,
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are you or are you not
closing down the campus?
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Yes.
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No! No!
No!
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Why?
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It's Halloween!
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This is the biggest candle
night of the year!
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I hate you right now!
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(indistinct shouting)
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Order in the court!
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I took a class last semester
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called "American Presidents"
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or something like that.
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And they taught us about a man
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named
John Fitzpatrick Kennedy, Jr.
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And that dude wrote a book
about the time he served
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in Vietnam called
Profiles in Courage.
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Is that not what we are
talking about right now?
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Courage?
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Halloween is
the greatest night of the year.
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Greatest night.
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Because on this night,
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even kind of shy,
kind of homely girls
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dress up like total sluts.
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I mean, every costume is just
a slutty version of something.
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Slutty teacher,
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slutty nurse,
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slutty nun.
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I saw a girl last year
dressed as slutty al-Qaeda.
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Are we gonna deny ourselves
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the sluttiest night
of the whole year
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out of fear?
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Will you look at Caulfield?
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This dude got his arms
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sawed off;
he's not hiding out.
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He is down to rage!
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Hell, yeah, I am.
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See, Halloween...
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it's a night for dudes
with killer bods
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to walk around
with our shirts off.
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And it's totally appropriate,
as long as we call ourselves
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gladiators,
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Chippendales.
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As our great 60th president
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John Kennedy Jr. said...
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"The only thing we have to fear
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is fear itself."
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Well, in this case,
serial murderers, too.
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But we are not afraid of either
of those things, uh-uh.
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So...
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...canceling Halloween sucks.
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Thank you.
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I have no idea how
you got into this college.
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And, sorry, curfew is on.
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Halloween, canceled.
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(indistinct shouting)
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Girls, it's okay!
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Look, we'll just hang out
and play charades!
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No! No! We won't!
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This cannot be happening!
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Hey, what about
Black Hairy Tongue Disease?
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I mean, does nobody here care
about Black Hairy Tongue?
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What about my pumpkin patch?
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Sorry.
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Not sorry.
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Chanel.
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I blame you for this.
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Hester, nice boobs.
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CHANEL:
Dear Student Body,
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As you all know by now,
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Dean Munsch has decidedto cancel Halloween.
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My daddy's lawyers said therewasn't enough time
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to file an injunction
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and that I clearlydon't understand
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what an injunction is
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if I asked them to file onein this situation.
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That said,
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I refuse to allow Dean Munschto keep us
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from stopping the scourge
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that isBlack Hairy Tongue Disease
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in its black hairy tracks.
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So, while I will honorthe Halloween curfew,
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I will not let anyone miss outon coming out in costume
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to support a great cause
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and to make me look really good.
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That is why I am openingmy charity pumpkin patch
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at 12:01 a.m. on November 1.
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It will be on the corner
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of Awesome Streetand Totally Bitchin' Avenue.
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Join me in sayingyou are not afraid!
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And remember...
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Chanel Oberlin
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is above the law.
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(computer beeps)
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Hey, Chanel #5.
What are you doing?
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Just baking some cookies
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for the neighborhood
trick-or-treaters.
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Mmm, what kind?
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Uh, they're toenail cookies.
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What?!
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I noticed last year that a lot
of neighborhood children
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have been dressing up
for Halloween as Chanel.
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Wearing classic Chanel looks
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that I helped come up with.
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Pink fur coats
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worn in all weather--
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my idea.
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Flapper dresses made
out of feathers--
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also my idea.
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Oversized sunglasses
worn everywhere--
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my idea, my idea, my idea!
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So why are you baking
toenail cookies
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and giving them to children?
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Why are you hurting them,
instead of hurting Chanel?
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Okay, whose side are you on?
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Because very recently,
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you called me a bitch
and then showed me
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where the door was.
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I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
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I'm what you call
a "switch-hitter."
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Wait, are you bisexual?
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Because that's what
"switch-hitter" means.
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Do you mean "double agent"?
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Okay, what, yeah.
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A double agent.
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See, I have an idea.
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Jennifer, can we talk
to you for a second?
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What are you writing?
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A tart missive to Dean Munsch
for canceling Halloween.
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Do you know how big
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Halloween is
in the candle community?
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(gasps)
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Is this an ant farm?
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Actually, it's an ant family,
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This is the Sandberg family.
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There's about a million of them.
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There's a mom ant, Deborah,
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who mostly just lies around and
she has about 100 husband ants,
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who come around
and give it to her good,
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which she really enjoys.
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And then there's about
a million sterile daughter ants
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who feed her and are her slaves.
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So, an ideal family.
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So Zayday is running
for president.
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And she's going to lose.
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There are only eight girls
in this house.
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You guys, Chanel and Chanel #3
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will all vote for Chanel,
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which means Zayday would
need Sam and me and Grace
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to all vote for her,
and then it'd be a tie
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and Chanel remains president.
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But if Chanel #5 and you and I
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throw the votes to Zayday...
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She'd win.
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And then I'd beg to be
her second-in-command,
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while quietly pull the
strings behind the scenes
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like Dick Cheney.
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Chanel #5 will be rewarded
by getting to run
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the Pumpkin-Patch-Shining-
Fergie-and-Fergie-Concert.
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I don't really want that.
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And maybe you will get
a really exciting job
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like treasurer.
(slow gasp)
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This plan involves a lot
of circuitous logic.
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Like, why would Zayday just
make you vice president?
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Wouldn't she ask Grace? I mean,
they're, like, best friends.
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Chanel has a closet full
of Diptyque candles
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that she lights once
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and then throws away
because they're used.
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What?!
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Show me.
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(screaming)
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Oh, my God!
Those are, like, $100 each!
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They're the highest
quality candles
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that can be purchased retail.
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I could melt them down
into one large candle!
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What a brilliant
and revolutionary idea.
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So what do you say?
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(indistinct whispering)
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Excuse me,
Ms. Oberlin?
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Are you cheating?
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God, no.
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Kai Zi is my Asian.
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Excuse me?
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He's not in this class.
356
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He's not even enrolled
in this school.
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I keep him on retainer
to come take tests with me.
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Anything math or science...
Hand in your test.
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I'm reporting you
to Dean Munsch.
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This is a clear violation
of the honor code.
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You must be new here.
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Who are you calling?
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My daddy.
I'm gonna get you fired.
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(knocking)
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MAN:
Excuse me, Professor?
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Hi, it's Chanel.
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Yes, thank you so much.
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Chanel Oberlin.
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Chanel Oberlin?
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You are under arrest for
the murder of Ms. Agatha Bean.
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(crowd clamoring)
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CHANEL:
Chin up, Chanel.
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At least you woresomething nice today.
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Remember to smilefor your mug shot.
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It'll be on Gawker by sundown.
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CHANEL:
Oh, my God!
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I'm burping uncontrollablylike Robert Durst.
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They'll know I'm guilty!
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(siren wailing)
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(faint music playing)
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Somebody help me!
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(music gets louder)
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♪ Do you really
want to hurt me? ♪
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♪ Do you really want
to make me cry? ♪
387
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:16,910
♪ Do you really
want to hurt me? ♪
388
00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:21,214
♪ Do you really want
to make me cry? ♪
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00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:28,955
♪ Do you really
want to hurt me? ♪
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(screaming)
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♪ Do you really want
to make me cry? ♪
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Ah, I'm glad you're all here.
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It's lunchtime.
Where else would we fake eat?
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Now that Chanel
is finally under arrest,
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we can start doing things
the way we want around here.
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And the first matter
of business should be
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to find our kidnapped
sister Zayday.
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Actually, as Number Three,
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I'm next in line
and in charge here.
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And you can sum up my viewpoint
on this with one word--
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indifference.
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00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,686
Guys, Zayday is out there.
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00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,288
Probably getting
tortured right now.
404
00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:16,756
We are her only hope.
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00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:18,291
Look, I'm all for Zayday
not being tortured
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00:16:18,326 --> 00:16:20,393
or killed or whatever,
but don't you think
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00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:22,395
a girl who wants
to be president of this house
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should be able
to prove her abilities
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00:16:23,665 --> 00:16:24,964
by escaping from the lair
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00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,466
of a psychopath?
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00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:27,934
That has nothing to do with
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being sorority president.
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00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:31,204
Actually, in this sorority,
it would be
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a pretty powerful
campaign platform.
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00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:35,441
Sometimes, in order for a person
to achieve their full potential,
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00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,076
they have to do things
on their own.
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00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:38,945
Are you guys
seriously going to desert
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00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:39,946
our friend like this?
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00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:42,282
I am in charge here!
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00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:44,250
Need I remind you that there
is a curfew on this campus
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and this house is already
on Dean Munsch's poop list?
422
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,421
What do you think is going to
happen if she catches us all out
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00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,924
checking every closet and
killer's lair to find Zayday?
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00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,626
She'll finally have grounds
to kick us all off campus.
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00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,328
How do you think
making all of us
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00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:57,330
get expelled is protecting us?
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00:16:57,365 --> 00:16:58,665
Now, please leave.
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00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,967
It's time for the entrée.
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00:17:05,006 --> 00:17:07,440
Come on, let's go
ask my dad for help.
430
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:08,808
I thought you two were fighting.
431
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,643
He's my best friend.
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00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:13,313
He's the one person my whole
life who's never let me down.
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00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:16,449
(moaning)
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00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:19,352
It's... it's hard
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00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,187
because I'm a man, you know?
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00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,089
I love that you're a man.
437
00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:24,857
But it's just ever
since Grace's mom died,
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00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:26,459
I just haven't found...
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00:17:26,494 --> 00:17:27,827
I haven't found the one.
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00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,862
Yeah, Grace's mom, yeah.
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00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,664
I know what you mean.
442
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,000
♪ The way he moved,
it was a sin ♪
443
00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:35,702
♪ So sweet and true... ♪
444
00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:37,270
Oh, my God,
is this "Black Velvet"?
445
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,605
Oh, you know it.
446
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,940
This is the most sensual song
ever written.
447
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,476
We need to do this right now!
Oh, okay...
448
00:17:43,511 --> 00:17:44,978
♪ Black velvet... ♪
449
00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:46,613
It's just so unlike her.
450
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,114
If you call Zayday,
she's gonna call you back
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00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:50,617
while you're leaving a message.
452
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,018
Hey, Dad?
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00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,052
I think he's home.
454
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:54,787
I hear his '90s music playing.
455
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,189
Oh, my God!
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00:17:56,224 --> 00:17:58,157
(excited clamoring)
457
00:17:58,193 --> 00:17:59,559
♪ Black Velvet... ♪
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00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:01,828
Go in... another room.
459
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,029
Dad?
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00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:05,531
High, we were h-high-fiving.
461
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,800
What are you doing?
I just saw her boobs.
462
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,135
Hang on, I can explain.
463
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,471
Your father and I
were on a salad date,
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00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,873
and we just started talking...
465
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,041
A "salad date"-- what is that?
466
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,209
Is that, like, a thing?
467
00:18:16,244 --> 00:18:18,645
Oh, a salad date is, it's like,
468
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,180
it's more casual than dinner,
469
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:23,716
but more formal than coffee.
470
00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:25,518
Sure. Um...
471
00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,820
I just wanted
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00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,323
to come by and let you know
that Zayday is still missing.
473
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,357
Oh, no... oh, no.
474
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:32,892
Grace, that's terrible.
475
00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:33,726
We got to find her.
476
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,727
I'll help.
477
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:35,728
So will Gigi.
478
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:36,562
Mm-hmm.
479
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:37,864
Yeah, yep.
480
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:41,000
As soon as I find
my Cavaricci's.
481
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,236
Whose pants are these?
That's weird.
482
00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:45,605
They're in the kitchen.
I don't know why.
483
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,041
Look, hey.
484
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,710
I'm really...
I'm really sorry, honey.
485
00:18:50,745 --> 00:18:52,445
We should talk about this.
486
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,013
Hey, Dad, I'm cool, I promise.
487
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,748
You know, you're a human being
488
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,216
with feelings and needs, right?
489
00:18:57,252 --> 00:18:58,551
I get it.
490
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,119
You know, and I'm totally fine
491
00:19:00,155 --> 00:19:01,954
that you've moved on
from Mom... really.
492
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:03,956
Um, but enough about me
493
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:05,958
and my confusion
and sad dead feeling inside.
494
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:08,795
We need to find Zayday.
495
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,531
Right, we should talk
to Dean Munsch about this.
496
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,900
Yeah.
497
00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:25,078
And then I asked my dad to bail
me out and he's all like,
498
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,713
"We have a big
stockholders meeting
499
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,581
"coming up in a couple of weeks
500
00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,616
"and I'm about to endorse
Ted Cruz, so I'd rather not
501
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,452
"do anything that could
get me bad press right now,
502
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,253
like being the father
of a murderer and stuff."
503
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:37,557
And so he needs to pretend
that I don't exist...again.
504
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:39,759
It just really hurt my feelings.
505
00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:41,194
Anyway, I'm pretty sure
my so-called
506
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:42,962
friends are the ones
that turned me in
507
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:44,917
so I'm just feeling, like,
super alone right now.
508
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,299
Don't worry, Chanel.
509
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,768
We got your back.
Thank you, Millie.
510
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:50,603
Look, I don't know
if you remember this, but, uh,
511
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:54,273
you sent me the most amazing
fake severed foot
512
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:56,242
filled with jelly beans
for Chanel-o-ween
513
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,778
last year right before I killed
that gas station attendant.
514
00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:01,481
Man, I am your
biggest Instagram fan!
515
00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:05,351
I-I just think you are
a style genius.
516
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:06,686
Stop!
And I'm here to tell you,
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00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:09,021
any friendships you make
on the inside
518
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,157
is the real kind.
519
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:12,425
Thank you, guys.
520
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,260
I will never be able
to repay you
521
00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:15,528
for the kindness
you've shown me in here.
522
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:17,530
Besties for life, I say.
523
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:18,531
MAN:
Oberlin.
524
00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:20,633
Your bail's been posted.
525
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:22,435
Later, losers.
526
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,303
Uh, wha...?
527
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:29,709
♪ Set me free,
why don't you, babe? ♪
528
00:20:29,744 --> 00:20:32,879
♪ Get out of my life,
why don't you, babe? ♪
529
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:40,620
♪ But you keep me hanging on ♪
530
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:41,888
I knew you'd bail me out.
531
00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:43,556
Well, technically, my dad did.
532
00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:45,191
I told him college textbooks
are getting crazy expensive,
533
00:20:45,226 --> 00:20:48,060
so he wired me $300,000
no questions asked.
534
00:20:48,096 --> 00:20:50,530
Chanel #3, Predatory Lez,
you are true friends.
535
00:20:50,565 --> 00:20:52,465
I'm famished.
536
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,200
I wouldn't mind stopping at
Wendy's for some barbecue sauce
537
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,569
to dip our cotton balls in
and then finding Chanel #5.
538
00:20:56,604 --> 00:20:59,541
It's high time
for a little GD payback.
539
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:03,005
Can I just say
what a relief it is
540
00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:06,569
to be able to share it with
somebody and not feel judged?
541
00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:08,522
You know, I mean,
all my girlfriends
542
00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:10,057
are like, "That's immoral."
543
00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:11,492
"You should be
ashamed of yourself!"
544
00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:12,893
Ashamed?
545
00:21:12,928 --> 00:21:14,628
What the hell you
got to be ashamed for?
546
00:21:14,663 --> 00:21:16,296
You should be proud.
547
00:21:16,331 --> 00:21:17,497
A foxy lady your age
548
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:20,200
getting some sweet coed tail.
549
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,169
I could've lost my job.
550
00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:24,471
And it wasn't even good,
you know?
551
00:21:24,506 --> 00:21:27,841
I mean, it lasted, like,
45 seconds, and the whole time,
552
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:30,544
it just felt like I was getting
stabbed in the abdomen.
553
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:34,314
Wait, hold on-- are we talking
about Chad Radwell here?
554
00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:36,883
Yeah.
Chad Radwell?
555
00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:38,652
What you talking about?
556
00:21:38,687 --> 00:21:40,887
I slept with Chad, too,
557
00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:42,355
and it was amazing!
558
00:21:42,391 --> 00:21:44,524
I tied him up and I kept
my uniform on
559
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,393
and proceeded
to read him his rights.
560
00:21:46,428 --> 00:21:48,361
My favorite being:
"You got the right
561
00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:50,497
to remain sexy."
562
00:21:50,532 --> 00:21:51,832
(laughs)
563
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:52,933
Give me some!
564
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:54,034
You know he's sexy!
565
00:21:54,069 --> 00:21:56,703
(laughing)
566
00:21:56,739 --> 00:21:59,740
That was one of the best nights
of my life.
567
00:21:59,775 --> 00:22:02,175
Granted, when Chad and I
get together,
568
00:22:02,211 --> 00:22:03,710
it's mostly about
the role-play.
569
00:22:03,746 --> 00:22:06,179
I mean, we go on for a while.
570
00:22:06,215 --> 00:22:09,616
But that's because we both do
extensive character research.
571
00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:12,886
So there's a surprising amount
of dialogue.
572
00:22:12,921 --> 00:22:14,121
Dean Munsch?
573
00:22:14,156 --> 00:22:15,422
We need your help with Zayday.
574
00:22:15,457 --> 00:22:17,190
We don't know
who else to turn to.
575
00:22:17,226 --> 00:22:19,292
Well, I've already contacted
576
00:22:19,328 --> 00:22:21,528
the police department,
despite the fact
577
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:22,863
that a person can't
be considered "missing"
578
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:25,766
until at least
72 hours has passed.
579
00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:26,933
She could be dead by then.
580
00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:28,235
She could be dead now!
581
00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:31,037
I'm sorry.
That's morbid.
582
00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,272
But she could be.
583
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,306
She probably is.
584
00:22:33,647 --> 00:22:36,409
Zayday Williams ain't dead.
585
00:22:36,445 --> 00:22:37,744
I keep tellin' y'all--
586
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:38,979
Zayday is the killer!
587
00:22:39,014 --> 00:22:40,247
No, that's insane.
588
00:22:40,282 --> 00:22:41,103
There is no way
she's the killer.
589
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:43,092
Bitch had a chain saw
590
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,328
in her room.
Yeah, well, if the police can't help us,
591
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,596
we gotta figure
something else out.
592
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:47,864
I don't know, the FBI.
593
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,365
A private investigator...
594
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,668
I've already hired
an investigator.
595
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,169
I placed a call
596
00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:54,542
to a company I trust,
597
00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:57,125
Secure Enforcement Solutions.
598
00:22:57,161 --> 00:22:58,493
Oh, good Lord.
Yes.
599
00:22:58,529 --> 00:22:59,795
(chuckles)
600
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:01,263
Denise Hemphill
601
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,964
is gonna find Zayday Williams.
602
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,600
And then I'm gonna throw her
in the slammer
603
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,469
for murder in the first.
604
00:23:07,504 --> 00:23:09,438
Hold on. If she thinks
Zayday's the killer,
605
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,872
which is absolutely insane...
606
00:23:10,908 --> 00:23:12,874
Chain saw under the bed.
607
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,210
...then she shouldn't be leading
the manhunt to find her!
608
00:23:15,245 --> 00:23:17,446
I would think that
that would make her
609
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,815
extra motivated to find her.
610
00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:21,983
Thank you.
WES: Well...
611
00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:23,285
I'll tell you this much:
Gigi and I
612
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,519
are going to do
everything we can
613
00:23:24,555 --> 00:23:26,188
to find her.
Right, honey?
614
00:23:26,223 --> 00:23:27,222
Right.
615
00:23:27,257 --> 00:23:29,991
What, are you two a couple now?
616
00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:31,059
Mm-hmm.
617
00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:32,327
Oh!
618
00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:33,895
(huffs) Come on.
619
00:23:33,931 --> 00:23:35,163
We need to go find her.
620
00:23:35,199 --> 00:23:36,998
The sun sets in an hour.
621
00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:38,166
DENISE:
That's right.
622
00:23:38,202 --> 00:23:39,534
Halloween is upon us.
623
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,570
And the Devil is
gonna come a-runnin'.
624
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,397
What the hell are you doing?
625
00:24:08,432 --> 00:24:10,918
Where's your Mary Todd Lincoln
outfit, Number Five?
626
00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:13,435
There can't be two
Jackie Kennedys.
627
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:16,071
You sold me down the river,
bitch.
628
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,707
You lied and told Munsch
that I killed Ms. Bean.
629
00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:20,175
Well, you did kill Ms. Bean,
630
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,276
but I wouldn't rat you
out to anyone!
631
00:24:21,311 --> 00:24:23,044
Liar!
(gasps)
632
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,846
Hester told me everything.
633
00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:26,922
And then Number Five said
she was gonna turn you in,
634
00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:28,550
she just didn't know
who to tell first,
635
00:24:28,585 --> 00:24:30,185
Dean Munsch or the cops.
636
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,686
Isn't that right, Jennifer?
637
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:33,789
And then she said
once you were behind bars,
638
00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:35,390
she was going to spread a rumor
639
00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:37,058
that the only reason
you're skinny
640
00:24:37,094 --> 00:24:38,860
is because your parents
stole your kidneys
641
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,296
just like Gary Coleman's did.
642
00:24:41,331 --> 00:24:43,465
Wait, Gary Coleman's parents
stole his kidneys?
643
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,100
I would never say that,
644
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,368
because I'm pretty sure
that never even happened.
645
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,370
Well, why does it feel so true?
646
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,738
And why does ratting me out
647
00:24:49,773 --> 00:24:51,540
sound like exactly
something you would do?
648
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:53,442
Because Hester's
trying to frame me, obviously!
649
00:24:53,477 --> 00:24:56,278
Her name is Chanel #6,
Chanel #5.
650
00:24:57,648 --> 00:24:59,114
You know,
651
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,982
I've never thought of myself
as a killer,
652
00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:02,651
but I am seriously considering
653
00:25:02,686 --> 00:25:04,886
ramming this pick into
the back of your eye socket.
654
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:06,922
Or, you can elect
655
00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:09,891
a different punishment.
656
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,593
Go get that pumpkin patch ready.
But there's a curfew tonight, okay?
657
00:25:11,628 --> 00:25:13,795
The killer is obviously going
to be out.
658
00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:15,630
Maybe you'll get
your head sawed off.
659
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,933
I can't think of a better
Chanel-o-ween treat than that.
660
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:21,269
You're a psychopath, Chanel.
661
00:25:21,305 --> 00:25:22,504
I'm not doing it.
662
00:25:22,539 --> 00:25:25,807
Interesting.
663
00:25:25,843 --> 00:25:27,442
Well, fine, then.
664
00:25:27,478 --> 00:25:30,145
I guess I'll just have
to resort to plan "B."
665
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,681
I'll show Roger and Dodger
video proof
666
00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:34,149
that their hot new girlfriend
667
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:36,585
regularly rubs it out
in her room
668
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,086
while watching
Dora the Explorer.
669
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:39,688
You have cameras in my room?
670
00:25:39,723 --> 00:25:43,291
I have eyes everywhere, bitch.
(pick clatters to floor)
671
00:25:43,327 --> 00:25:45,861
The name of my future perfume
is Revenge.
672
00:25:45,896 --> 00:25:48,598
Remember... I want candles
673
00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:50,704
in every jack-o'-lantern!
674
00:25:53,114 --> 00:25:54,651
Okay. This is a map of town.
675
00:25:54,771 --> 00:25:56,538
This is where Zayday
was last seen.
676
00:25:56,573 --> 00:25:58,440
I say we fan out in a radius
around this point
677
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,275
and go door to door,
asking if anyone's seen her.
678
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,444
GIGI: Well, buckle up,
'cause I've got one.
679
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,412
Yeah.
You ever heard of glaciers?
680
00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:07,916
When the glaciers melted
in the last ice age,
681
00:26:07,951 --> 00:26:09,718
they left several
different soil types
682
00:26:09,753 --> 00:26:10,952
scattered about the region.
683
00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:12,220
Now, I happen to know
684
00:26:12,256 --> 00:26:13,955
that the house on Shady Lane,
685
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,824
where Zayday was last seen,
686
00:26:15,859 --> 00:26:18,627
had a red clay substrate
687
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,161
in both the front and back yard
688
00:26:20,197 --> 00:26:21,630
and poor drainage.
689
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:24,966
How is that something
you just happen to know?
690
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:27,836
Look, if Zayday was kidnapped
outside the house
691
00:26:27,871 --> 00:26:29,671
and put up any kind of struggle,
692
00:26:29,706 --> 00:26:32,774
there would be wet clay
all over the getaway car.
693
00:26:32,809 --> 00:26:34,576
Okay? And the kidnapper
694
00:26:34,611 --> 00:26:36,278
would probably want
to get rid of that,
695
00:26:36,313 --> 00:26:39,648
so I'm thinking we should go
to every local car wash
696
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:42,784
and ask them
if they've had any customers
697
00:26:42,819 --> 00:26:45,320
with weird red stains
in their trunk.
698
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:48,590
That is stupidest thing I've ever heard.
PETE: Wait, wait.
699
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,158
Zayday's grandmother.
700
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,826
Have you...
have you tried calling her?
701
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,094
No, but maybe
she knows something.
702
00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:54,296
Last week Zayday called her
from my phone
703
00:26:54,331 --> 00:26:55,530
because her phone died.
704
00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:57,499
(gasps)
Hold on! That's it!
705
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,868
"Find My Device."
It's an app.
706
00:26:59,903 --> 00:27:01,536
Every smartphone
has a GPS in it.
707
00:27:01,572 --> 00:27:03,672
Even if it's dead, it can still
tell us where it is.
708
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:05,707
We just have to log into her account.
PETE: Got it.
709
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:06,942
What's the password?
710
00:27:06,977 --> 00:27:08,643
GRACE:
Ah, crap! Uh...
711
00:27:08,679 --> 00:27:10,145
God, I feel like
I should know this.
712
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:12,881
Uh, Zee, I can't...
713
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,683
I just can't eat
any more of these.
714
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,017
You don't love Oakland Nachos?
715
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,285
They're amazing!
716
00:27:17,321 --> 00:27:18,653
I mean, I love 'em so much,
717
00:27:18,689 --> 00:27:20,021
they're my password
to everything.
718
00:27:21,758 --> 00:27:24,025
Oakland Nachos! Her password is
"Oakland Nachos."
719
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:26,027
Okay, it's searching.
There it is. We've got an address!
720
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,696
1283 North Haverbrook Court.
721
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,965
All right, boom.
Y'all come and help me
722
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,366
load up the car.
723
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,368
I got all manner
of spy gear needed
724
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,236
to catch that murdering
725
00:27:35,272 --> 00:27:36,738
Zayday Williams.
726
00:27:36,773 --> 00:27:38,039
Come on!
727
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,743
Hey, Grace?
Can-can we talk
728
00:27:41,778 --> 00:27:43,845
for two seconds?
729
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,747
Look, I-I'm sorry
that you're upset
730
00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:47,315
and you saw...
731
00:27:47,351 --> 00:27:49,351
I'm fine, Dad,
732
00:27:49,386 --> 00:27:52,487
I just think it's weird.
You know?
733
00:27:52,522 --> 00:27:54,522
We tell each other everything,
734
00:27:54,558 --> 00:27:56,691
and you couldn't
give me a heads-up
735
00:27:56,727 --> 00:27:59,494
that the first person
you choose to date
736
00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:02,702
is A) somebody I know
737
00:28:02,822 --> 00:28:04,199
and B)...
738
00:28:04,234 --> 00:28:06,935
(whispering):
obviously mentally disturbed.
739
00:28:06,970 --> 00:28:09,929
Probably...
Shoot, guys, I can hear you.
740
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,241
Oh, my God, what is going on?
741
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,010
Why are y'all still in here?
742
00:28:15,045 --> 00:28:16,244
This ain't The Marriage Ref!
743
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,079
This ain't Judge Joe Brown.
744
00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:19,848
We ain't on the Maury Show!
745
00:28:19,883 --> 00:28:21,216
We ain't standin' in line
746
00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:22,784
trying to get tickets
to Dr. Phil!
747
00:28:22,819 --> 00:28:24,753
I am not Steve Harvey, people,
748
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:26,621
and this ain't the Family Feud!
749
00:28:26,657 --> 00:28:28,790
I'm tryin' to catch a killer.
750
00:28:28,825 --> 00:28:30,959
Now, come on!
Help me get the spy gear
751
00:28:30,994 --> 00:28:33,094
in the car! Damn!
752
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,763
♪ ♪
753
00:28:37,834 --> 00:28:39,367
Honestly, Chanel #5,
754
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:40,902
you have nothing
to be afraid of.
755
00:28:40,937 --> 00:28:44,105
Seriously. We fought
the Red Devil before.
756
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:45,373
And only one of us
757
00:28:45,409 --> 00:28:46,741
got his arms sawed off,
so, I mean...
758
00:28:46,777 --> 00:28:48,476
Thanks, guys.
759
00:28:48,512 --> 00:28:50,078
Look, let's just light
all these jack-o'-lanterns
760
00:28:50,113 --> 00:28:52,147
and then get the hell out of here.
All right.
761
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,127
(whispering):
Dodger...
762
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:07,462
let's go in there.
763
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:28,483
(screams)
764
00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:34,456
(screams)
765
00:29:34,491 --> 00:29:36,958
Please help me!
Chanel #5, are you okay?
766
00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:38,426
It's the Red Devil! Let's bash his car!
No!
767
00:29:38,462 --> 00:29:40,395
First, let's protect Chanel #5!
768
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,004
(panting)
769
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,950
(Chanel #5 panting)
770
00:30:01,985 --> 00:30:03,351
Which way?
771
00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,320
This way.
No, it's this way.
772
00:30:05,355 --> 00:30:07,222
I promise.
How can you promise?
773
00:30:07,257 --> 00:30:08,843
We're in a maze, you don't know
where you're going!
774
00:30:08,963 --> 00:30:10,077
Ah!
775
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,194
ROGER:
Brother against brother.
776
00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:14,462
I always knew
it would come to this.
777
00:30:14,498 --> 00:30:15,730
What are you doing?
778
00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:16,998
The killer is right behind us.
779
00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:18,700
We have to go!
780
00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:20,301
No, Chanel #5.
781
00:30:20,337 --> 00:30:22,203
You need to pick one of us.
Forever. Right now.
782
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:24,072
What? Why?
783
00:30:24,107 --> 00:30:25,373
And why are
we doing this right now?
784
00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,008
ROGER:
He's right, Chanel #5.
785
00:30:27,043 --> 00:30:29,010
Spit-roasting youcaused my brother and I
786
00:30:29,045 --> 00:30:30,045
to fall in love with you.
787
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,179
Neither of us are content
788
00:30:31,214 --> 00:30:32,214
with sharing you anymore.
789
00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:33,414
That's right, Chanel #5.
790
00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:34,983
You need to choose one of us.
791
00:30:35,018 --> 00:30:36,518
And if you choose my brother,
you're choosing
792
00:30:36,553 --> 00:30:38,019
his side of the Eiffel Tower
forevermore.
793
00:30:38,054 --> 00:30:39,673
Why are we doing this right now?
794
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:40,759
Choose, Number Five.
795
00:30:40,794 --> 00:30:42,594
Pick a side of the Eiffel Tower.
796
00:30:42,629 --> 00:30:43,995
Fine, Roger!
797
00:30:44,031 --> 00:30:45,096
You.
I'm coming with you.
798
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:47,899
So be it.
799
00:30:58,249 --> 00:30:59,404
Our footprints.
800
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,046
In the snow!
801
00:31:01,081 --> 00:31:03,014
We're leaving footprints
in the snow.
802
00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:05,183
The Red Devil's just going
to follow the trail.
803
00:31:05,218 --> 00:31:06,851
Just walk backwards
in our footsteps
804
00:31:06,887 --> 00:31:08,586
and we'll throw him off.
805
00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:12,090
In your own footsteps.
806
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,525
Okay.
807
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,626
I've got to warn Dodger, though.
808
00:31:14,661 --> 00:31:17,028
Shh!
809
00:31:17,064 --> 00:31:18,496
ROGER:
Dodger!
810
00:31:19,362 --> 00:31:20,928
Watch out for your footprints!
811
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:22,536
Watch out for them how?
812
00:31:22,572 --> 00:31:24,472
ROGER:
Be sure to walk backwards
813
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,706
so the Devil won't find you!
814
00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:26,974
Oh, I get it.
815
00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:28,242
Thanks, Roger!
816
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,241
(Dodger screaming)
817
00:32:00,276 --> 00:32:02,643
DODGER:
Oh, God!
818
00:32:02,678 --> 00:32:05,913
Help me! Oh, God, help!
This way.
819
00:32:05,948 --> 00:32:07,581
Dodger!
No, come on!
820
00:32:07,617 --> 00:32:09,717
We have to go!
(Dodger continues screaming)
821
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,485
I rented my cellar
822
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,588
to a dream tenant.
823
00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,983
I rarely see him.
824
00:32:24,103 --> 00:32:26,747
They pay the rent on time,
825
00:32:27,176 --> 00:32:30,583
in cash, every month.
826
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,280
Okay, everybody take a Taser.
Yeah.
827
00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:36,317
Also got some compasses
and some decoder rings.
828
00:32:36,353 --> 00:32:37,352
What about flashlights?
829
00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:38,753
Aw, crap!
830
00:32:38,788 --> 00:32:40,255
I forgot the flashlights!
831
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,589
Grace, when we get down there,
832
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,858
you stay close to me, all right?
833
00:32:43,893 --> 00:32:45,360
What am I supposed
to do with this?
834
00:32:45,395 --> 00:32:47,762
Not a damn thing,
darling little old lady.
835
00:32:47,797 --> 00:32:49,731
What's wrong with you?
836
00:32:58,074 --> 00:33:00,041
I think we need
to split up into teams.
837
00:33:00,076 --> 00:33:01,743
Okay, I'll go with Denise.
838
00:33:01,778 --> 00:33:03,544
You guys go right
and we'll keep to the left.
839
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:06,180
If anybody gets scurred,
scream real loud,
840
00:33:06,216 --> 00:33:07,915
and I will come a-runnin'.
841
00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,564
(Pete and Wes shout)
842
00:33:24,388 --> 00:33:26,057
This is so creepy.
843
00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,413
Not as creepy as that.
844
00:33:41,351 --> 00:33:43,351
WES:
What the hell is this place?
845
00:34:05,442 --> 00:34:07,809
(metal clangs)
846
00:34:07,844 --> 00:34:09,143
(gasps)
847
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:10,311
Oh, my God.
848
00:34:10,347 --> 00:34:11,479
Oh, my God, Zayday!
849
00:34:11,514 --> 00:34:13,047
Zayday!
850
00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:32,500
DENISE:
Uh-uh.
851
00:34:32,535 --> 00:34:34,869
It smell like booty in here.
852
00:34:34,904 --> 00:34:36,671
Yeah.
853
00:34:36,706 --> 00:34:38,506
I'm getting a nervous
feeling in my stomach.
854
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:41,008
I might start farting.
855
00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:43,111
If I cut some, you promise
not to tell anyone?
856
00:34:43,146 --> 00:34:46,481
I... No, I won't tell anyone.
857
00:35:05,034 --> 00:35:06,501
Geez.
858
00:35:06,536 --> 00:35:09,137
GRACE:
Zayday!
859
00:35:09,172 --> 00:35:10,538
It's empty.
860
00:35:10,573 --> 00:35:12,206
Zayday isn't down there.
861
00:35:13,276 --> 00:35:14,675
(they shout)
862
00:35:14,711 --> 00:35:16,477
DENISE: (shouts)
The lights went out.
863
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,513
(gasps)
864
00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,679
(saw buzzes)
865
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:52,680
(screams)
866
00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:57,347
***
867
00:36:00,657 --> 00:36:03,430
You tased the Red Devil.
868
00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:05,486
GRACE: Denise!
Denise, where are you?
869
00:36:05,606 --> 00:36:06,861
Stay where you are!
870
00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:08,262
I'll come and get you!
871
00:36:08,298 --> 00:36:09,697
I'll be right back.
872
00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:11,365
Don't... don't
go nowhere.
873
00:36:11,401 --> 00:36:12,467
ALL:
Over here!
874
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,472
Ooh, I got to catch my breath.
875
00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:18,473
What's happened?
What's going on?
876
00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:19,941
Hold on.
877
00:36:22,445 --> 00:36:23,411
Ooh, this is nice.
878
00:36:23,446 --> 00:36:24,879
Um...
879
00:36:24,914 --> 00:36:26,881
Gigi tased the Red Devil.
880
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:30,885
Well, first I accidentally tased
Gigi right in the boobs.
881
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,787
That had to hurt.
882
00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:34,222
But she didn't let that
stop her, uh-uh.
883
00:36:34,257 --> 00:36:35,656
She got that Taser and bop!
884
00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:38,893
She hit the Red Devil
right in the throat.
885
00:36:38,928 --> 00:36:40,294
Why are we still standing here?
886
00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:41,295
Come on!
Let's go.
887
00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:42,463
This way!
888
00:36:42,499 --> 00:36:44,098
What happened?
889
00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:46,400
Where'd the Red Devil go?
890
00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:47,768
He got away.
891
00:36:47,804 --> 00:36:48,970
WES:
Are you okay?
892
00:36:49,005 --> 00:36:50,338
Yeah, he just jumped up
893
00:36:50,373 --> 00:36:51,639
and hit me across
the head with a bat
894
00:36:51,674 --> 00:36:52,940
and then ran up the chute.
895
00:36:52,976 --> 00:36:55,343
Crap! I'm-a get
that murdering bitch.
896
00:36:55,378 --> 00:36:56,777
No, call the police.
897
00:36:56,813 --> 00:36:58,179
Tell them we found
the Red Devil's lair.
898
00:36:58,214 --> 00:36:59,494
WES: Hey, Gracie,
look, I got it.
899
00:37:01,484 --> 00:37:03,284
GRACE: Gigi, I-I can't
believe you did that.
900
00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:05,620
You risked your life for us.
901
00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:07,021
Oh, no, I didn't.
902
00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:08,856
I mean, I did,
and it hurt a lot.
903
00:37:08,892 --> 00:37:11,792
But, you know,
I care about you girls.
904
00:37:11,828 --> 00:37:15,196
No, no, no-no, it's
1283 North Haverbrook Lane.
905
00:37:15,231 --> 00:37:16,631
North.
906
00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,232
Yes, I actually do have
the coordinates.
907
00:37:21,137 --> 00:37:23,104
I guess I knew the day
was always gonna come
908
00:37:23,139 --> 00:37:25,106
when my dad met somebody,
909
00:37:25,141 --> 00:37:28,442
and now I'm actually glad
that that somebody is you.
910
00:37:28,478 --> 00:37:30,845
Aw, that's so sweet.
911
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,922
Guys, she's saying...
912
00:37:33,221 --> 00:37:37,284
Really sweet stepdaughter-
stepmother moment.
913
00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:39,887
It's really beautiful.
914
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:43,824
I ran all around
this house real fast.
915
00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:46,661
And the Red Devil
is nowhere to be found.
916
00:37:46,696 --> 00:37:48,062
Uh, uh, wait a minute.
917
00:37:48,097 --> 00:37:50,498
Neither is Zayday Williams.
918
00:37:50,533 --> 00:37:52,199
Coincidence?
919
00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:55,703
I think not.
920
00:37:59,884 --> 00:38:02,684
CHANEL: Okay, ho-bags,
tonight we cast our votes
921
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,420
for the next president
of Kappa House.
922
00:38:06,557 --> 00:38:08,857
Don't Grace and Zayday need
to be here for us to vote?
923
00:38:08,893 --> 00:38:09,992
According to the
Kappa Kappa bylaws
924
00:38:10,027 --> 00:38:12,795
written over 175 years ago
925
00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:14,396
just before the War of
Northern Aggression,
926
00:38:14,432 --> 00:38:16,231
the president can call
for an election
927
00:38:16,267 --> 00:38:17,733
at any time and for any reason.
928
00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:19,301
It looks like you just
crossed some stuff out
929
00:38:19,336 --> 00:38:20,769
and wrote that in in marker.
930
00:38:23,941 --> 00:38:26,341
This has been the worst
night of my life.
931
00:38:26,377 --> 00:38:29,144
My pumpkin patch was canceled
because one of those idiot twins
932
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:32,481
decided he'd rather get killed
than keep boning Number Five...
933
00:38:32,516 --> 00:38:33,882
Okay, can we talk about
that for a second?
934
00:38:33,918 --> 00:38:35,519
Because it just happened
a few hours ago,
935
00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:37,519
and I'm still
really traumatized.
936
00:38:37,555 --> 00:38:39,688
What about me?
I have to live with the fact
937
00:38:39,723 --> 00:38:41,690
that no one got to see
how awesome my maze was
938
00:38:41,725 --> 00:38:43,592
and that I've done nothing
to stop the spread
939
00:38:43,627 --> 00:38:45,828
of Black Hairy Tongue Disease.
940
00:38:45,863 --> 00:38:47,229
I need some cheering up
right now.
941
00:38:47,264 --> 00:38:48,597
And if that means
rigging an election
942
00:38:48,632 --> 00:38:49,998
so that I can
be president again,
943
00:38:50,034 --> 00:38:51,400
I expect you all
to be my friends
944
00:38:51,435 --> 00:38:52,801
and accept that.
945
00:38:53,804 --> 00:38:55,604
Everybody, grab two marbles.
946
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:57,439
You drop a white marble
in the box for me
947
00:38:57,475 --> 00:38:58,907
and a black one for Zayday.
948
00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:02,277
Let the voting begin.
949
00:39:02,313 --> 00:39:03,712
Not so fast.
950
00:39:03,747 --> 00:39:04,713
You're alive.
951
00:39:04,748 --> 00:39:06,548
Damn straight, I'm alive.
952
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:08,704
Can't be the next president
of this joint if I'm dead.
953
00:39:12,256 --> 00:39:13,355
Excuse me, darling,
I'm exhausted.
954
00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:15,357
Thank you.
955
00:39:15,392 --> 00:39:18,260
May I have a Diet Coke,
please? On the rocks.
956
00:39:18,295 --> 00:39:19,928
Actually, make it regular--
I've been through a lot.
957
00:39:19,964 --> 00:39:21,463
Is Grace with you? No.
958
00:39:21,499 --> 00:39:23,632
Good, then we can still vote.
959
00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:26,235
Wait, we need to hear
what happened to you.
960
00:39:26,270 --> 00:39:29,638
The Red Devil kidnapped me
and took me to his evil lair.
961
00:39:29,673 --> 00:39:31,722
He kept me in a pit.
Did he dig the pit himself?
962
00:39:31,842 --> 00:39:32,450
How should I know?
963
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:33,858
Just wondering where you find
a house with a pit.
964
00:39:33,978 --> 00:39:35,377
The market for them
would be pretty limited.
965
00:39:35,412 --> 00:39:37,079
HESTER: Did you escape,
or did you kill him?
966
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,914
Because if you did,
you need to tell us
967
00:39:38,949 --> 00:39:40,916
all of the details,
968
00:39:40,951 --> 00:39:42,417
including what
his eyes looked like
969
00:39:42,453 --> 00:39:43,418
when he took his last breath.
970
00:39:43,454 --> 00:39:44,820
They say in that moment,
971
00:39:44,855 --> 00:39:46,255
the soul tells
all of its secrets.
972
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:48,323
No, they don't--
no one says that.
973
00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:50,659
Yeah, they do.
This story is boring
974
00:39:50,694 --> 00:39:52,094
unless it involves
him torturing you.
975
00:39:52,129 --> 00:39:53,929
He didn't do anything
to me at all.
976
00:39:53,964 --> 00:39:56,465
Except send me down little
treats in a basket.
977
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:58,300
Uh, a Nintendo game,
Kiehl's products.
978
00:39:58,335 --> 00:40:00,002
It was actually quite lovely.
979
00:40:00,037 --> 00:40:01,103
Then, suddenly,
980
00:40:01,138 --> 00:40:03,105
a ladder came down.
981
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:07,543
I climbed up, and what I sawmade my blood run cold.
982
00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:31,610
Oakland Nachos?
983
00:40:39,310 --> 00:40:41,276
Huh.
984
00:40:41,312 --> 00:40:43,278
I get it.
985
00:40:43,314 --> 00:40:45,280
You like the chocolate
swirl, don't you?
986
00:40:45,316 --> 00:40:49,618
I've always had a
thing for bad boys.
987
00:40:49,653 --> 00:40:50,686
(chuckles)
988
00:40:50,721 --> 00:40:52,220
But I hate little bitches
989
00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:53,755
that kill my friends!
990
00:40:57,728 --> 00:41:00,028
Wait a second, the Red Devil
is in love with you?
991
00:41:00,064 --> 00:41:02,030
Okay, that is so unfair,
992
00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,865
because it literally took me,
like, three years here
993
00:41:03,901 --> 00:41:05,300
for a guy to even look at me.
994
00:41:05,336 --> 00:41:06,576
Wait, if he ran here from there,
995
00:41:06,604 --> 00:41:07,836
then you know where he lives.
996
00:41:07,871 --> 00:41:09,071
We need to call the police.
997
00:41:09,106 --> 00:41:10,539
No, kitty puncher,
that can wait.
998
00:41:10,574 --> 00:41:11,974
We need to vote now
before Grace shows up
999
00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:13,842
and makes it harder
for me to win.
1000
00:41:13,877 --> 00:41:15,344
We are all very impressed
1001
00:41:15,379 --> 00:41:16,878
by your alleged escape
from the Red Devil.
1002
00:41:16,914 --> 00:41:19,081
I, for one, think we should take
1003
00:41:19,116 --> 00:41:20,717
this tall tale into account
when we vote.
1004
00:41:20,751 --> 00:41:22,250
I don't believe a word of it,
1005
00:41:22,286 --> 00:41:24,252
and I would have
a really hard time
1006
00:41:24,288 --> 00:41:25,721
casting my vote for a liar.
(door closes)
1007
00:41:25,756 --> 00:41:26,755
She's telling the truth.
1008
00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:27,990
I was there.
1009
00:41:28,025 --> 00:41:29,257
I saw the pit and everything.
1010
00:41:29,293 --> 00:41:31,893
My God, Zayday,
I am so glad you're okay.
1011
00:41:31,929 --> 00:41:34,262
We went to go rescue you,
but you'd already escaped.
1012
00:41:34,298 --> 00:41:35,664
Aw, thanks for trying,
1013
00:41:35,699 --> 00:41:36,765
but you know you
shouldn't worry about me.
1014
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,766
I'm like black Die Hard.
1015
00:41:37,801 --> 00:41:39,601
Ugh, fine, you didn't lie--
1016
00:41:39,637 --> 00:41:41,603
or you're both lying--
I don't care.
1017
00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:44,006
I can't believe Deaf Taylor
Swift and Number Two are dead
1018
00:41:44,041 --> 00:41:45,440
and you two are still alive.
1019
00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:47,275
Now, if you're done,
grab some marbles.
1020
00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:49,144
It's time to vote.
1021
00:41:52,483 --> 00:41:54,483
♪ ♪
1022
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,250
GIGI:
You're late.
1023
00:42:30,254 --> 00:42:32,254
That got way out of hand.
1024
00:42:33,691 --> 00:42:35,490
He's got to go.
1025
00:42:35,526 --> 00:42:37,325
Do you understand me?
1026
00:42:40,464 --> 00:42:43,432
Good, take care of it.
1027
00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:45,434
Now, if you'll excuse me,
1028
00:42:45,469 --> 00:42:50,346
I've got a salad date
with a very special someone.
1029
00:42:51,504 --> 00:43:02,266
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