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Gensohaikyusha
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the sin of a woman who doesn't let
man do her is heavier than the earth.
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Regarding the declaration of
war issued by North Korea against us...
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Here is an official comment from the first
female prime minister of Japan, hanako tsuchiya.
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Live: Office of prime minister prime minister, hanako tsuchiya
well, I am the very first female prime minister in Japan...
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Now that I am in charge, I won't
let men just do as they please anymore.
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They're moving around without signs of
biological processes. It's medically impossible!
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Is it possible that all men on
the planet have become rapists!?
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If a woman is raped by a toxic
man, she dies soon after.
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If they ejaculate inside,
it is toxic enough to kill a woman!
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Oh, another woman is being attacked...
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The rapists appear to be two
businessmen and a college student?
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We have no choice but
to cut off their dicks!
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I knew it, we should've banned
all those sick videos long ago...
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Freedom of expression
is a bunch of crap created by men!
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It's all because we gave them too much
freedom to create sickening sex fantasies!
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Rise up, rape'em all, every man alive!
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Yes, all male defense personnel have become
toxic, so there are more firearms now.
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Let them know man's strength!
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It's a women's world now,
we must protect ourselves.
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All humans were descended
from the same simple organisms...
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That's evolutionary fact...
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Any evidence of nuclear weapons?
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Satellites have captured an image
of a nuclear rocket fueling in North Korea.
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What is the status of us
interceptor missiles?
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It may already exist...
The prototype of the next generation!
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Military forces have been re-organized
with all remaining female soldiers...
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Well then, that's all for now! I'm on my
way to Hawaii by chartered government jet!
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Sayonaral!!
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Let's open this today.
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Miso mackerel?
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How about canned crab meat?
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And rice.
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Didn't know we still had some left.
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It's the last of it.
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And..
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Awamori?
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Are you sure you want to open
this souvenir from okinawa?
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Why?
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Yes, it's our anniversary.
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Shinji...
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What are we gonna do next?
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How are we gonna survive in this world?
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Not sure, but we can make it.
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I'll protect you.
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Thank you, shinji.
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I'm so happy we're married...
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It came from the hallway.
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Stay here.
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Be careful.
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Maki!
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Toxic men don't die from decapitation...
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I sawiton TV.
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Maki!
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Let's escape from here.
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Yeah.
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Obviously, it was killed after fighting.
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That's easy to tell by
the chopped off head.
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The question is, where did
the killer escape t0?
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Chief, there was a 3D woman
running towards showa street.
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It's not good if she makes it to the
Amazon group at ikebukuro.
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Alone?
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No, she was with a man.
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A man? Not zombie but a real man?
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Yes.
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Otaku?
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No, he didn't seem creepy,
so it's not likely.
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They were even holding hands.
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There is no 3D woman who
would hold hands with otaku.
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I know that.
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Then, I don't get it.
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So, it's a so-called couple?
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Something like that.
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Hard to believe there's
still a normal guy alive.
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Shall we have him go after them?
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There's kakizaki platoon
in showa area, call them.
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This is bito platoon,
calling kakizaki platoon.
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This is kakizaki platoon, go ahead.
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Come in kakizaki, hey kakizaki.
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This is kakizaki. What's up?
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How are things over there?
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We found a 3D woman at an abandoned house,
so we're having a zombie go after her.
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There is another 3D woman
coming in your direction, a couple.
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A couple? Got it, we'll
send our zombie after them, too.
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One zombie was already
killed by them, be careful.
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Don't worry, our zombie is takashi.
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Later.
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Okay, let's make a house to house search.
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3D women are like roaches, if you
find one, there are thirty or more...
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Yes! Yes!
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U.S. troops?
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Oh, he's taken action.
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Hey, look!
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A rescue maybe?
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Let's find out.
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You have committed a security breach.
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What are you saying? Speak Japanese.
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What are you saying? Speak Japanese.
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I am not hostile.
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Rescue is part of my duty.
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The helicopter going around
has first aid supplies.
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The temporary government
in Osaka sanctioned my mission.
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It doesn't matter what the
Osaka government said.
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This ain't Japan anymore, you'll be
surprised to hear, it's now akiba empire.
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No wonder missy from the us didn't know about
us. We'll just take the aid supplies, thanks.
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But, we don't allow security
breaches and interventions.
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Let him go.
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Get them!
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What the hell is she?
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Shit.
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Maki!
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Shit, it's Amazon!
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It's our territory, we won't let
otaku do what they want!
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You bastard!
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You guys are so creepy!
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Why don't you go back to
akihabara and jerk each other off!
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He was shot in one ball
so we can still use him.
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Okay, bring him.
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We'll get our payback!
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Sergeant, why didn't we kill them all?
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I can't stand otaku guys,
they're just so gross!
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Saving lives is our first priority.
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Are you alright?
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Yes, thank you very much.
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And who is this?
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It's my husband.
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So, you're not an otaku virgin?
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Yeah, you don't look creepy at all.
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Rather, pretty good-looking!
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I am not otaku.
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What are you doing!?
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If he's legit, he'll still
become a toxic man.
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No, he won't!
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Sergeant!?
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There is a temporary shelter over there.
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Security is very strict and no
otaku or toxic man can infiltrate it.
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There's enough food.
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We can accept your wife
but I'm not so sure about you.
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First, you need to see Dr. yagami.
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The shelter is also a research institute to
find the cause of the toxic man syndrome.
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Let's hear the doctor's opinion.
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You are amazing.
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I was watching you fight,
you're invincible.
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Nothing beats the Pentagon's technology.
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Can you communicate through speech?
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If you can, I'd like to talk to you.
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I am a cyborg, model d-101089.
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I am the property of the U.S.
defense department.
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Oh, that's quite a friendly
function, you make me happy.
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Do you have a functioning g-spot as well?
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I do not understand your question.
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I see you don't get the joke, okay.
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So, what's your mission?
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To research the atomic bomb
attack on Tokyo and to rescue refugees.
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You talk so smoothly, I suspect
you have another mission as well.
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So, what's your true purpose?
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I have no response to that question.
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I get it, but to do research,
won't you need a collaborator?
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What is your objective?
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Nothing much, just killing time.
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Tell me about the outside world.
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TV and Internet are shut down so
I have no clue what's going on.
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What's going on in the world?
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Due to toxic man syndrome, 90% of males have
lost their sanity and become rapists...
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And after their hearts stop functioning,
they continue attacking women.
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All the women raped die from the
toxic bodily fluids from the toxic men.
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It is evident from early tests that toxic men can
only be killed by destroying their testicles.
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Every nation's military and police have been taken
over by women and are now under their control.
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Most countries around the
world have restored order.
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World population is approximately...
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3 million male.
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So, it's 100 million in total,
we've been reduced to a 1/60 ratio.
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Well, it could have been worse.
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What is this?
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I am telling you, somebody saw it.
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Don't tell me some made up horror story.
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A night crawler in the classroom?
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Give me a break.
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Here you go...
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Oh, didn't you already eat?
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Can I have another one?
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I see your young so you get
hungry often, but we need to share.
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But okay.
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Thank you!
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Miss harumi?
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Oh, it's a man, but he isn't creepy.
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That's a man!
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Is that a man?
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He's not... he's not... he's not creepy.
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He's not toxic nor an otaku.
Is he a normal guy?
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It's still alive, unbelievable.
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Doctor...
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When we complete this study, it will
be a big step for toxic men research.
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What is the condition of his penis?
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The expansion rate is 120%.
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Corpus cavernosum is good.
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Cowper's fluid secretion is also normal.
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It's fully erect.
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Which means...
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He's got a boner.
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Sounds good.
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Excuse me.
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So you are normal and alive,
nice to meet you.
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Um... yes.
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Your examination has to be delayed.
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We are about to communicate
with the toxic man.
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Toxic man... is it capable
of communication?
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We must attempt it.
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If he can talk, we may
be able to persuade him.
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Yes.
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More... more... more...
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More..more..more..
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What do you mean by more?
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More... pussy!!
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More pussy... let me bang, let me bang!
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Let me bang more!
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Why do you only talk about sex?
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Because I was born a male,
it can't be helped.
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To all men, every single woman
encountered is a sexual object.
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If a woman resists,
I have no choice but to rape her.
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What about your rational
mind or social nature?
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What about social imperative human wisdom, and
laws passed down to us through the centuries?
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And ethics and morals?
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That's just a thing.
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Since the dawn of mankind, 2 million years
ago, men have always been raping women.
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It's only 5,000 years since
rape was legally banned...
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The entire duration of mankind versus
5,000 years, think about it as money.
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5,000 yen is just a token amount,
but 2 million yen is an annual income.
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Just can't beat ancient history.
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Love... what about love?
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That's also primordial, isn't it?
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Love? You mean sex?
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Rape is how we love women, you fool!
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Don't you have the decency
to care about a woman's feelings?
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Huh, the trauma of sexually abused victims?
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Give me a break, woman.
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What about men's feelings?
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The rate of suicide is
3 times higher in men.
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It means men get hurt feelings
3 times more than women get raped.
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Until all women take full responsibility for
men who kill themselves from broken hearts...
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Men should not be blamed for rape.
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Look at yourself!
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It's all your fault for being so stuck up.
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You, yourselves, asked for it!
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Why don't you try being a man
for a change, having a boner like this.
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It's tough not getting laid.
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It's so bad, it makes you wanna die.
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What can I do with this
boner even though I'm dead?
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That's right, only when I am putting
my dick in pussy, can I forget this pain.
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That's why I will do
more, I will bang more!!
251
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:49,423
I will bang more, yeah,
I will bang and bang!!
252
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,828
Stop it.
253
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,370
Well, doctor, please
take care of these two.
254
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:34,631
I have nothing against your data,
but the sex ratio doesn't fit Japan.
255
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,874
It's more like 50/50.
256
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,544
Or, there could be more men.
257
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,087
Why is that?
258
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:57,091
Because Tokyo, no, all of Japan
is the land of the virgin otaku.
259
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,794
The akiba empire...
260
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:16,576
A world class condom maker
has been doing sex research.
261
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,443
The frequency of sex in the world.
The lowest was always Japan.
262
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,385
The lowest: Japan compared to the
numbers of leading countries...
263
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,417
Japan is less than half.
264
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,124
Greece
265
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:27,916
Italy
266
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,159
France
267
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,591
a few hundred times a year on average.
268
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,588
Japan... only 45 times.
269
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,289
Less than half.
270
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,147
It could be less than one third.
271
00:35:38,203 --> 00:35:39,431
In my opinion...
272
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,738
45 times a year on a weekly basis...
273
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,493
Almost once a week
it should be enough.
274
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,572
How many Japanese are
really having that much sex?
275
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:51,541
Maybe I think this way
because I'm Japanese too.
276
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:56,611
I guess people around the
world are a lot more into sex.
277
00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:01,849
Another way to say that is...
278
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:06,259
Non Japanese men are getting plenty.
279
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,530
Japanese men are getting laid the least
Japanese men are getting laid the least.
280
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:15,735
Also Japanese women are
the most stuck up in the world.
281
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,999
That's not to say they won't have sex.
282
00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,402
At least not for free.
283
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:25,412
You mean prostitution?
284
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,484
Just like samurai and harakiri...
285
00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,753
Geisha and yoshiwara are
common terms around the world.
286
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,960
Older than samurai history...
287
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,997
Licensed quarter older
than samurai history...
288
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,032
Massage parlors.
289
00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:43,259
Sexual health land.
290
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,867
Paid dating with a high school girl.
291
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,201
Japanese traditional customs.
292
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,554
If you pay, you can sleep with a nice woman. There are some
nice women who let you sleep with them if you pay for it.
293
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,842
But they're a minority.
294
00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,317
Most of them only let someone
they like have sex with them.
295
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,397
The influence of western culture they only
prefer good-looking, successful and popular men.
296
00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:03,978
Good looking...
297
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,222
Popular...
298
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,221
Winners...
299
00:37:08,259 --> 00:37:09,819
Greedy bitch
they're all greedy bitches.
300
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:20,428
So that's the cause of the
high male survival rate in Tokyo?
301
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:28,005
Exactly... otaku life-style was invented
by those unlucky guys in Japan.
302
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,941
Otaku life-style.
303
00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,065
Sergeant.
304
00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:49,399
It's time for my shift.
305
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,368
You can rest till morning.
306
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,138
You have had very little sleep lately.
307
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,336
I can't sleep.
308
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,946
Besides, is there any progress
with the doctor's research?
309
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,713
We must keep positive.
310
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,052
You're right, I'm sorry.
311
00:38:09,687 --> 00:38:11,621
It's okay, now get some rest.
312
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:12,856
Yes, ma'am.
313
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,664
Getting well-rested is part of your duty.
314
00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,755
Um... sarg?
315
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,665
What?
316
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,726
You have been cold lately.
317
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:30,904
If you're nice to me,
maybe I can fall asleep.
318
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:39,449
No history of injury or disease...
319
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,647
Blood test shows no
allergic reaction either.
320
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:49,726
I thought so, I didn't think I was unusual.
321
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,998
Don't be silly, you don't
realize how precious you are.
322
00:38:55,767 --> 00:39:00,704
You're one of the only
surviving normal males in the world.
323
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:02,873
Is that so?
324
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:09,238
What about those guys
who use the toxic men to attack us?
325
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,279
They looked normal as well.
326
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,775
Are you talking about otaku?
327
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,080
Non popular creepy otaku.
328
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,890
Indeed, otaku guys are not toxic...
329
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,187
But we haven't found the reason why...
330
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,394
Otaku are so creepy and useless.
331
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,538
At least, they are not normal...
332
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,568
80 they are not our object of research.
333
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,339
The reason you are so precious is...
334
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:45,447
You're not otaku nor a virgin,
and you didn't become toxic.
335
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:51,655
I'd like you to cooperate with us.
336
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:56,988
Will you give us shinji's sperm sample?
337
00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:58,495
What?
338
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,291
Sperm sample?
339
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:05,161
Yes, the next time you have sex, please?
340
00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:11,740
When you get the sample,
please get it to us within 3 hours.
341
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,378
We've talked to the sergeant...
342
00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:18,207
You will be staying at
our research facility.
343
00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:24,921
This is to maintain your
privacy as a couple.
344
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:28,751
But shinji, you must not
contact the other refugees.
345
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:33,521
You mean, I could become toxic?
346
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:38,835
I should say, you better not
irritate the other refugees.
347
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:45,908
For instance, an
unattractive male teacher...
348
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,772
Can become very popular
at an all girls school.
349
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:53,483
Something like that,
everybody's very interested in shinji.
350
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,683
Nozomi hasegawa
351
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,223
Yes.
352
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,859
Let me introduce them...
353
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,068
They're staying in the room next door.
354
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:45,302
Maki and shinji.
355
00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,467
Oh, you're the surviving couple.
356
00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:52,909
She's helping us with our research, nozomi.
357
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,311
Nice meeting you.
358
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,046
You, too.
359
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,581
How do you do?
360
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,186
Nothing in here.
361
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:12,262
So far, it seems safe here.
362
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,393
Hey, shiniji...
363
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,063
What should we do with it?
364
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,243
I'm so tired...
365
00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,771
Let's just sleep tonight.
366
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,283
Yeah, all right.
367
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,400
It feels good...
368
00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,397
It's been a while...
369
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,746
I will make you cum.
370
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:15,414
No, that's not fair to you...
371
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:58,418
Why don't you cum first?
372
00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:04,031
How could you talk like
that to your superior?
373
00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:07,169
No, we must cum together...
374
00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,321
Otaku-style.
375
00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:04,957
The patriarch was someone from...
376
00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:07,130
Patriarch south India to China.
377
00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:09,124
Bodhidharma.
378
00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,602
It's zen.
379
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,339
I know zen.
380
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:21,033
It's Japanese spiritual culture.
381
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,495
9 years facing the wall he stayed home
and faced the wall for nine years.
382
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,718
In reality, every form is empty...
383
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,314
And emptiness is the true form.
384
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,354
From earthly desires
to liberation and enlightenment.
385
00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:39,255
Consciousness, which didn't
take root in either India or China...
386
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:40,497
Remained in Japan.
387
00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,677
It was established on a large scale...
388
00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,741
In the kamakura period.
389
00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:47,450
It became the moral code of the samurai...
390
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:49,518
And it spread among the general public.
391
00:46:50,841 --> 00:46:53,071
Another patriarch at the time...
392
00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,564
Was kenji miyazawa, creator
of fantasy literature.
393
00:46:56,714 --> 00:47:01,811
He cared for his sister who died young
and he remained a virgin all his life.
394
00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:04,765
A virgin for life he cared for his sister who
died young and he remained a virgin all his life.
395
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,485
He collected a great number
of "shunga" paintings.
396
00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,392
Shunga?
397
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,657
Stylized color paintings of sexual acts...
398
00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,891
Between men and women.
399
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,457
Works of utamaro kitagawa...
400
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:21,718
Or hokusai katsushika...
401
00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:25,103
Have been shown at the British museum.
402
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,007
You mean "ukiyoe"?
403
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:32,246
It is known to have influenced
Van gogh, Picasso and pop art...
404
00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:35,579
Of the mid century in Japan.
405
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,089
Such style...
406
00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,647
And sense of full color...
407
00:47:42,259 --> 00:47:43,385
Have been passed on to...
408
00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:46,594
Moe style anime ...The modern
anime design of "moe".
409
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:48,965
Moe?
410
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,859
Moe doesn't mean cute.
411
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:53,830
Moe is deeper than that.
412
00:47:59,777 --> 00:48:01,904
Can you read what that sign says?
413
00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,448
Wabi...
414
00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:06,649
Sabi...
415
00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:08,785
Moe.
416
00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,483
Sen rikyu.
417
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,449
From the toyotomi period.
418
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:22,625
The ideal way created by the
great haiku poet, matsuo basho.
419
00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,936
Somewhat sad and stale taste...
420
00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:28,729
Wabi, sabi.
421
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,665
Add moe to that...
422
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,171
And it creates the
principal spirit of otaku.
423
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,247
The good spirit of otaku in these days...
424
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,013
Is not to mourn the lack of sex...
425
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:46,087
Or attaining enlightenment...
426
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,336
Enlightenment
and disconnect from others...
427
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,760
Not having a stable job...
428
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,331
Facing a computer screen for 9 years...
429
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,767
Watching moe anime...
430
00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:00,636
Playing gal games...
431
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,404
Following pop idols..
432
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,934
And searching porn websites.
433
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:10,310
Those otaku were learning the zen method...
434
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,148
Emptiness is the true form those
otaku were learning zen method...
435
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:18,385
Sex drive, moe, sublimation they learned
how to sublimate the sex drive into moe.
436
00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:22,290
Enlightenment
then they started achieving enlightenment.
437
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:30,158
That's how they survived
the toxic man syndrome.
438
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,509
Defeat girls
439
00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,783
oh I've been looking for this for years...
440
00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:55,091
Is it true that maeda
platoon was wiped out?
441
00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,090
Yes, all bodies were identified.
442
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:01,156
So, did Amazon do that?
443
00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:03,699
There's nobody else, is there?
444
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:09,468
As payback, there might
be an all-out attack on Amazon.
445
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:16,135
I say yes, cause there's
no reason to keep 3D women alive.
446
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,847
If an all-out attack is confirmed...
447
00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,744
Our next big meeting
will be quite heated up!
448
00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:23,078
I wonder if miss momoko will sing.
449
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:29,555
You bet! I heard her
new song is ultimate moe.
450
00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:34,860
I need to see her holy
face soon, or I'll die...
451
00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:38,500
We're gonna miss her vip event...
452
00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:40,962
Shit, I can't take it.
453
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,632
Special audience hall
454
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:55,245
now, to honor the achievement of
sugimoto platoon for killing 133d women...
455
00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:59,081
We're about to entertain
a special audience.
456
00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:03,384
Photography is permitted
for the next 30 minutes...
457
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:08,655
A special select few will be,
permitted to take a personal photo.
458
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,583
Miss momoko, please strike a pose.
459
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:49,899
Will you hold mister Akira?
460
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:26,992
I remember well,
when women laughed at me.
461
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:34,037
I was bullied,
and video taped by women.
462
00:53:34,578 --> 00:53:39,072
The boys planned the funeral
to impress the girls in the class.
463
00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:47,352
Men had to prove themselves to be desirable,
resulting in bullying and social inequality.
464
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:52,592
Hence, bullying was caused by women!
465
00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:56,362
We should have known long ago...
466
00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:06,836
That there is no gadget cat from
the future coming to the rescue!
467
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,240
Greedy 3D women will always go after...
468
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,546
Violent jocks..
469
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,985
Or a rich boy with a pretty face!
470
00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:19,184
We are dorks...
471
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:24,417
Destined to remain virgins
for the rest of our lives!
472
00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:30,766
But listen, I don't mean
to be a sore loser...
473
00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:37,307
We don't need real sex with 3D women!
474
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:42,576
We have advanced beyond
sex, we have anime...
475
00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:45,976
We have games,
we have manga, also adult videos...
476
00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:48,411
And of course straight
to video movies, too.
477
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:52,179
And more than anything,
we have our own holy idol.
478
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:59,190
Unlike those normal guys who go
after women for love, games and sex...
479
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,297
We know more about true love.
480
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:12,101
Look at those jocks
and good looking rich guys...
481
00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,636
They end up being toxic zombies.
482
00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:23,879
Men with truly satisfied
lives turn into toxic men.
483
00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,824
God gave them true form.
484
00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:32,859
So... as a result who's
the real winner now?
485
00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:34,416
No need to even think about it...
486
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:35,998
It's us...
487
00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,864
Virgin otaku!
488
00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:48,435
Let us have revenge
on our true enemy, 3D women.
489
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:55,749
Let those cold blooded greedy women...
490
00:55:55,986 --> 00:56:02,892
Who humiliated us by
calling us creepy...
491
00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:07,222
Get what they deserve.
492
00:56:07,464 --> 00:56:10,900
Let them teach you, virgin otaku...
493
00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:17,664
Never forget what they did to us.
494
00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:21,605
Let's work off this grudge!
495
00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:27,511
Let those zombies go after them...
496
00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,686
And enjoy their bloody shower.
497
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,718
Let those 3D women become extinct!
498
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:36,756
When our mission is completed...
499
00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:38,791
We will have a cry of triumph.
500
00:56:39,663 --> 00:56:44,396
Let's praise us, otaku, true men...
501
00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:50,870
We live with akiba empire!
502
00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:05,845
Let us welcome miss momoko.
503
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:14,089
Let them fear us by making our battle roar!
504
00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:16,022
Wabi!
505
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,100
Sabi!
506
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:20,803
Moe!
507
00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,619
Momoko...
508
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,854
Momoko...
509
01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:27,711
Momoko...
510
01:02:39,723 --> 01:02:40,723
Momoko.
511
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,627
You! You must be the toilet ghost!
512
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,298
I knew it!
513
01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:53,602
You scared me!
514
01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:58,638
Do you think you can do that!?
515
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,441
Shelter game.
516
01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,208
What are you doing!?
517
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,445
See?
518
01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:04,672
Love is not a game!
519
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:09,044
It's all about the game.
Mankind will be ruined anyway.
520
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,777
I am saying we will be ruined...
521
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:17,916
We just have to educate men, like Sam.
522
01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:22,928
Our research is about love.
523
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,728
Actually...
524
01:03:25,201 --> 01:03:29,160
Actually, I am a virgin and a good girl...
525
01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,410
A raid!
526
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,842
Rape them all!
527
01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,157
Sarg, we are out of ammo!
528
01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,785
Same here!
529
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,517
Too many balls to shoot?
530
01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:02,763
In ancient times, there was a Princess...
531
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,701
Worshipped as an idol goddess.
532
01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:11,847
After losing her sanity,
she started singing as a reflex reaction.
533
01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:21,822
Project herod?
534
01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:25,255
Project herod is known
as infant massacre...
535
01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:28,692
With this much technology,
that's all you got?
536
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:31,899
If you get in my way, I have to kill you.
537
01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:39,208
Long ago... mankind...
Men... women were finished!
538
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:43,607
Kanae... save us one more time!
539
01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:54,216
This is something lesbians can't get!
540
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:56,755
It's so good!
541
01:04:56,993 --> 01:05:00,588
Have you done this with
a Guinea pig before?
542
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:06,325
It's not a zombie, it's my husband!
543
01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:10,272
I'm so happy that we're married...
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