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25.000
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Dedicated to the first
post communist generation
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BELGRADE, SERBIA
AUTUMN, 1 996.
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Together again, eh paI?
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shvaba's voice sounded like it
was coming from under water.
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The wounds had started
to bleed again.
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l felt they were biting their
way through the bandages.
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A matter of calibre, folks.
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A calibre from which
wounds barely heal.
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shvaba liked that calibre.
A guy with taste.
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Good to see you again, paI.
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shvaba, my buddy.
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Never mind the... what do
you caII it? -Consequences.
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No, when the situation is
reaIIy fucked. -Circumstances.
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That's the word.
Fuck it,
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The important thing is
that we're together again.
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I've always believed that
shvaba would've been able
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to say lots of funny
and interesting things...
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Get the fuck out of
the way, you mice!
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...if it hadn't been for
his war with words.
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That's why l guess, it's up
to me to tell this story.
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Let's go back five years.
Buckle up, folks, we're off.
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BELGRADE, SERBIA..
AUTUMN, 1 991 .
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Starring:
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W o U N D S
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shvaba and me grew up
in a really dodgy area.
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Breeze blocks, folks,
if you know what I mean?
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If you don't,
who gives a fuck?
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We have to decide
who pIays who.
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Why do I aIways have
to be the Croat?
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Your oId man was a Croat.
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A Slovenian. -Same shit,
different wrapping.
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What's wrong with you?
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DiaboIa... -We're not kids
any more to be throwing
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stones at each other. -Your
Mum's Slovenian, isn't she?
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I've heard that SIovenians
fuck themseIves senseIess.
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Shvaba's joking,
they onIy give good head.
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Suck my dick!
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Ustashan cunt!
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Ustashan cunt!
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Kosovian!
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Kosovian!
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Kosovian...
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Cunt!
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Kosovian!
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DiaboIa.
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Cunt!
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I'm not a Croat!
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You're not a Serb either!
Serbs don't cry Iike pussies.
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Get it?
-Yes.
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Bro', d'you hear that?
ours are coming! Serbia!
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Now you're fucked!
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That autumn, everyone in
our neighbourhood was
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into watching the tanks
on their way to croatia.
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Well, almost everyone.
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Those damn tanks,
Iook at the fiIth!
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My Mum wasn't to
keen on them.
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It's a shame about
aII those fIowers...
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My dad was angry with the
army for forcing him into
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early retirement. Thirty
fucking years waiting for war
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and he didn't even
get a look in.
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Granny, they're great, eh?
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shvaba's Granny wasn't
very keen on them either.
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Of course, for Granny
the war was just a re-run.
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Good morning, neighbour.
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If you spiII that pigs swiII
down here again, you'II have
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to give me head and Iick the
terrace at the same time!
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You bitch! This isn't your
shithoIe Dubrovnik,
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this is Serbia! -Whimp!
-Serbia, you trash!
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Learn what's Iaw
and order!
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You've mixed it aII up.
Her Iate husband was a Croat,
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she's our. -ours, my arse,
with such behaviour!
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You'd be better off getting
your gun and defending those
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peopIe there.
-Fuck you!
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But they retired you, whimp.
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Because you're not right
in the head. -Fuck you!
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Besides the tanks
and the news,
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everyone in the neighbourhood
was into dijabola's Mum.
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Lydia works on TV, folks.
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she'll be important for
our story much later.
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For now, remember her well,
just like l did.
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What are you doing,
you idiot! -Son!
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somehow it happened that
l started wanking that year.
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At the same time we were
shelling Vukovar.
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Go for it...
Go for it.
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They'II destroy the town.
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When we get rid of
the Ustasha's,
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we'II buiId a nicer one,
Iike Paris.
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The liberation
of serbian Vukovar
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from the jaws
of the Ustashan monster
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is becoming
an inevitable reality.
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Paris, my arse. Even better.
Isn't that right, UgIjesha?
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The citizens are coming
out of their cellars
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greeting their liberators
with flowers, tears of joy
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and a thousand and
one thanks.
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A year later we were
shelling sarajevo.
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And we were put
under sanctions.
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You'II see! When the CIA
get their sateIIite pictures
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and see that we've piIed
the beef on under sanctions!
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CIington!
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One of the greatest crimes in
the history of civilisation:
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Yugoslavia has been
severely punished
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by the international police.
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But unjust and unprovoked
sanctions won't brake serbia,
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whose people
are fond of saying:
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No one can harm us, we are
stronger than destiny,
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let them hate us,
those who don't like us...
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The wisdom fo the people
is much more powerful
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than American forces.
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He's Iocked himseIf
in again! Son...
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When I put the toiIet under
sanctions, you'II shit
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outside the buiIding.
Come out of there!
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l couldn't have given a toss
about sanctions or the war.
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Literally, folks.
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l was wanking five times
a day at least!
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Come out of there!
-Son, are you aII right?
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What does life has to offer
a thirteen-year-old lad?
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Just wanking!
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Come out of there before
you faII down the bog!
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ABoUT IDoLS
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My dad had
idols, too.
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At first he slobbered
over some croat Tito.
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Then he had a thing for
Milosevic,
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like everyone else
in our neighbourhood.
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Neighbour be quiet! -Come
and see what I'm hanging up.
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If you don't Iike it, I'II
hang you on my todger, mate!
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BIoody oppositionist!
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Son, have you got
a bad stomach again?
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Fucking democrats! Is that
quiet enough, eh?!
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The things us kids loved were
a lot more down to earth.
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Our only hero was the
neighbour from across the way.
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How was it?
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crazy Kure! Just back from
a business trip to Germany.
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The West is a miracIe.
I'II take you there sometime.
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I want to go to Munich.
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Munich, Frankfort,
DusseIdorf, CoIogne...
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Shvaba, come here!
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Did anyone pick on you, eh?
Look at this!
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Thanks, uncIe Kure!
-UncIe Kure!
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ShaII I wash your
car for you?
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Take a hike, four eyes!
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What are you staring at,
Shvaba? Take that in!
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Can Pinki give us a hand?
-Him?
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Versace...
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Yeah, aII right.
Come on, Shvaba.
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Pinki, your Dad wants you.
-Don't worry Mrs,
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I'II make them some custard.
Who gave you that siIIy name?
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My oId man.
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As a child, my dad was into
partisans, revolution,
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take an oath,
child-warriors...
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That gets to you, you know?
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Bandits!
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Bandits!
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Bandits! shit!
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comrade Pinki...
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suck my dick,
comrade Stojan!
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They say that real Pinki
was good with bombs. Maybe.
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This one prefers shooters,
folks!
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Where was I...?
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Oh yes, how did l
get my name.
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l was born on 4th May 1 980,
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the same day that
croat Tito croaked.
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We bawled our eyes out,
folks.
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Go on son, have a god cry.
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We'II name you after him:
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Tito... S. Mucibabic.
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Luckily, they were shocked
in the city hall.
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They wanted to arrest him for
insulting the dead President.
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AII right comrades,
I've changed my mind,
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Let's caII him Ramiz.
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No, Pinki, caII him Pinki!
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Pinki!
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l was marked for life,
folks!
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l knew l was destined
for great deeds.
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That reaIIy suits you.
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Hey, kid! Take that off
and come here.
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Get a good Iook, eh?
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It seems you'd shag my
IittIe girI, wouIdn't you?
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Come on now, Kure.
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of course you wouId.
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Kure, send the kids home.
-What for?
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Let them Iearn something.
-Come on!
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D'you know how to treat
this sort of bird?
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D'you take her
to a museum, eh?
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What wouId you do in
a museum, you IittIe trash?
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Have you ever wondered why
there's no shagging
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in oId American fiIms?
That's because Kagny and Bogy
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didn't want to give away
their trade secrets.
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Spit your gum out!
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Shagging is an art. Pay
attention! First stage:
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the neck. A serious job,
three to eight seconds.
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Kure... -Come on!
Look here...
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PIease don't, not
in front of the kids.
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Second stage,
the anaesthetic.
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The ear: ten to
fifteen seconds!
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What are you staring at,
you IittIe bastards?
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Get off!
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Don't interrupt me!
Where was I?
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Where was I?!
-The anaesthetic.
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Third stage, fantasy!
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Hand... crowIing,
crowIing... -Fuck you.
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Look, the anaesthetic's
aIready working. -Fuck you.
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You fucking bustard, Kure!
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Look what you've done,
you wanker!
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What a temper!
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I'm gonna marry her,
reaIIy I am. -ReaIIy?
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You cow! Come here.
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ReaIIy?
-Come here.
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Does it hurt?
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Don't be ridicuIous.
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But why didn't you teII me
it was bothering you?
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You're so strange.
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Look how stressed out I am,
I'm aII shaky. -CooI down.
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Kids, go home.
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UncIe Kure, are you
gonna fuck now?
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Kevin Keegan!
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Kure isn't a maniac.
Shut the door... My sweetie.
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My wounded hand is crowIing...
-You're tickIing me.
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Shagging is an art.
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Of course Uncle Kure was
a maniac, someone who lives
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at a hundred miles an hour,
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who doesn't give a fuck
about anything.
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Mother, buy me a gun,
to kiII my man,
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who cheats on me every night.
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Mother, buy me a syringe,
to overdose my man.
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shvaba was also a bit like
that - a maniac. A quiet lad,
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but there was no screwing
around with him.
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KiII him Shvaba, kiII him,
bash his brains out!
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HeeI, Shvaba, heeI!
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That's probably why
Kure liked him.
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Drop it!
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To cut my man's throat, 'cos
he cheats on my every night,
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mother, buy me a knife.
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Mother, a knife!
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Go on, sing!
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Carry on!
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Keep going!
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You see, in school
l had all A's.
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That's why for me weapons
took second place!
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Even third.
ln first place were...
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00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,66
That's the most important
thing for business.
242
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,568
Pepper's a reaI geezer!
243
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,570
As if, you know!
Take this shit away.
244
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:55,904
And there was work
all over Europe.
245
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,448
You're Iying through your
fucking teeth. Get Iost, Rex!
246
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,119
A few of us were in fact
representing serbian culture.
247
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,580
CooI down, Kure.
-Shut it!
248
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,541
We were building up
this country's image.
249
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,960
Listen to this cant
taIking out of this arse!
250
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,921
We used to watch
''The Beat of the Street''
251
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,882
every Wednesday at Kure's.
For us kids it was
252
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,719
as popular as ''Beverly Hills'',
even more than ''Red Star''.
253
00:20:19,52 --> 00:20:22,890
l still have fond memories
of some of those trips.
254
00:20:23,98 --> 00:20:28,395
Frakfort on Mine, Munich,
dusseldorf, Bundesbank,
255
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,480
Offenbach, piggy bank,
dortmund...
256
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,774
He's the biggest fucking
cunt grass.
257
00:20:33,25 --> 00:20:35,777
Grassing peopIe up took
first, second and third
258
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,573
pIace with you, mate!
-You know, in the West,
259
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,742
a serb was treated like
a gentleman.
260
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,210
I'II put an end to this
boIIocks, you cunt!
261
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,295
SEVEN DAYS LATER
262
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,632
78, 79, 80...
263
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,974
And now our neighbour
Lydia returns to our story.
264
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:10,187
Here she is, foIks,
isn't she a star?
265
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:14,775
Lydia used to bring all the
top criminals, mobsters,
266
00:21:15,67 --> 00:21:16,985
our idols in fact,
onto her programme.
267
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,488
Let's see which sIime-baII's
on this week.
268
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,574
Look at him!
Are you counting, Shvaba?
269
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,370
Who, l hope, would open his
heart to you and to me.
270
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,206
Stole, draw!
271
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,01
Where did she get this
peasant from?
272
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,587
He shouIdn't be
on a kids show!
273
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,464
Are you counting, Svaba?
274
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,259
At that time we fought
according to a certain code,
275
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,387
fists only, but it wasn't
always fair play.
276
00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,556
Here's an example
for your viewers.
277
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,61
Stole, you cant!
What a gentleman!
278
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,231
And what about poor Zvonce,
whom you shot from behind!?
279
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:57,67
God rest his souI.
280
00:21:57,401 --> 00:22:00,70
Don't upset yourseIf Kure,
pIease! -Who's getting upset?
281
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,781
Who?
-Don't, Kure!
282
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,577
Give us a fag, kid!
283
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:17,296
Once me and my friend
Zvonce fell out
284
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:20,340
and agreed to settle things
in a civilised way...
285
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:21,800
Give us a fag!
286
00:22:22,09 --> 00:22:23,468
...with fists,
just the two of us!
287
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:24,678
Robber!
Knight, my arse!
288
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,972
When l get there l see two
parked cars and say to myself:..
289
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,267
Shvaba, have I reached
hundred and fifty yet?
290
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,977
Even more!
291
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,897
l say to myself: Well done,
but that's impossible.
292
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,398
sounds exciting.
293
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,860
Hey kids, wouId you
give Lydia one?
294
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,614
I heard that!
-Quiet, in there.
295
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,535
of course not,
she's DiaboIa's Mum.
296
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,455
Why d'you fantasise about
her when you wank, then?
297
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,541
That's not the same,
is it, uncIe Kure?
298
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,711
WeII, Iads, that's a
phiIosophicaI question.
299
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,964
Bring that kid aIong,
I want to meet him.
300
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,758
You go on, he is asIeep!
301
00:23:03,91 --> 00:23:05,52
oh, no, not that camoufIage
business again.
302
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:07,846
Don't go, Kure,
it's dangerous!
303
00:23:08,96 --> 00:23:09,515
What's wrong with you,
I'm onIy going hunting...
304
00:23:10,57 --> 00:23:11,350
for bunny rabbits!
305
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,863
Be brave... Heroes,
306
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,824
let's finish them off.
307
00:23:28,33 --> 00:23:30,77
They won't surrender.
308
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,788
show them all your
strength and power,
309
00:23:33,38 --> 00:23:35,374
as you did all along.
310
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,502
Be brave, they're
definitely broken!
311
00:23:58,272 --> 00:23:59,982
Get up, you Iazy sods!
312
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,610
I'm bIeeding whiIe
you're sIeeping!
313
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,823
I'II draft you aII!
You Iazy bastards!
314
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,450
Everybody down in
five minutes!
315
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:15,539
Inspection! Fitness training
for the body. And the spirit!
316
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,41
Kure! Ugh, bIood!
317
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,752
It's not mine, it's
from the bunny rabbit.
318
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,964
A souvenir for you...
Shvaba, come here!
319
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,556
What d'you want? -You said
there'd be an inspection.
320
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,516
Get the fuck out of here.
321
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,727
Shvaba, take this in.
322
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:46,403
Kure, where's my microwave?
-Give us a Iist next time!
323
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,281
Neighbour, how was
the weekend?
324
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,783
Was there any fighting?
325
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:54,203
Everything for mother
Serbia, everything!
326
00:24:54,453 --> 00:25:00,667
My universities: M. Gorki
G. Pinki (G = Giza)
327
00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,689
Come on.
Put your head here.
328
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,567
Don't breathe.
329
00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:30,239
Can you here anything?
-Yes, I can, uncIe Kure.
330
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,617
What can you hear?
You can hear my arse!
331
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:38,455
Listen. It's on and
you can't hear it.
332
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:48,507
Kure's bought a BMW, folks.
333
00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:00,727
GoIden hands!
Give us that!
334
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:05,732
Not that... I'II make
a man out of you yet.
335
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:11,780
It's a miracIe what a man
can do with his ten fingers!
336
00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:17,119
And remember, every skiII is
worth its weight in goId!
337
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:21,582
How could l explain to him,
338
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,42
that me and shvaba were
already learning our trade?
339
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:28,797
Shitting yourseIves, eh?
Watch this, you pussies!
340
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,967
Like in
''The BattIe of Neretva''.
341
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,761
When the Chetniks rode
into battIe
342
00:26:35,53 --> 00:26:37,681
and those partisan cunts
hid behind the gravestones!
343
00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,769
There goes SIy.
-UncIe Kure...
344
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,400
Come here. Have you ever
seen ''The BattIe of Neretva''?
345
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,653
You arsehoIes
haven't got a cIue!
346
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:58,368
D'you think I couId
shoot a bit?
347
00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:05,792
What did your Mum say, when
am I gonna be on the show?
348
00:27:06,84 --> 00:27:15,552
She said that Rat, Pepper
and Bones are on first.
349
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:21,141
of course, if they survive
that Iong. -of course.
350
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,64
And me? When's my turn?
351
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:37,991
Go on, spit it out!
-WeII... She says...
352
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,495
you're not
in the same cIass.
353
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,208
That's what she says, is it?
354
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:51,964
Have you seen
''The Godfather''?
355
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,467
You haven't got a cIue!
356
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,99
Go home!
357
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,103
Rat, Pepper...
358
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,149
So you think that's funny?
359
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,318
Do you, you cunts?
360
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,238
That's not very
nice, is it?
361
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:23,745
You're my friends,
your Iaughter hurts me.
362
00:28:25,38 --> 00:28:30,669
I've decided to share
the pain with you. Shvaba...
363
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,888
Lets pIay... ''steeI fists''.
364
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:47,19
D'you want it now or straight
away? -Straight away.
365
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,735
Who's a hard nut then?
''Enter the Dragon'', eh?
366
00:28:55,27 --> 00:28:57,70
Want some more?
-Yes.
367
00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,367
You do, do you?
368
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,830
Come on, then.
-No probs, uncIe Kure.
369
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,128
Is that enough for you,
peasant?
370
00:29:14,04 --> 00:29:16,48
Not yet!
-Not yet!
371
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,10
Hang on, there's no hurry.
372
00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:28,393
Right, now... off you go.
373
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,151
Come on, Shvaba.
374
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:52,00
That's right, you're
reaIIy hard, Shvaba.
375
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,170
A beating can be
a good thing, foks.
376
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,382
lt is a good way of checking
if you're a man or a pussy.
377
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,551
The problem is that
most people find out
378
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,594
they're a pussy.
379
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,138
You want be seeing
that bastard any more!
380
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,766
Do you wanna be a criminaI?
381
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,980
Stojan, you've Iost count!
-No, I'm counting to myseIf.
382
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:22,72
That's fifty, Stojan!
383
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,493
Kevin Keegan!
384
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,831
Kevin Keegan!
Kevin Keegan!
385
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:35,210
That was the end of wanking,
real life had begun.
386
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,05
Kevin, d'you want a Iick?
387
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,678
Kure, how many more of these
morons do I have to do
388
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:47,890
for hundred marks. I didn't
know it'd be such hard work.
389
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:51,643
Let the kid enjoy himseIf
and stop taIking crap.
390
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,480
How did I do it, uncIe Kure?
-Very good, peasant.
391
00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:59,943
Shagging's an art.
Go on, give it a wash.
392
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,529
Get a move on, kid.
393
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,77
What's up with you, you cunt,
shitting yourseIf, eh?
394
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,467
Thank God for that.
Next!
395
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,95
WeII done, Iad.
396
00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:31,600
What are you staring at?
Go for it!
397
00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:34,937
Come on, kid,
you're the Iast one.
398
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:39,983
Have you faIIen in Iove?
399
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,782
Come cIoser.
400
00:31:48,75 --> 00:31:50,202
What're you doing, eh?
401
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:55,666
Kure, he can't do it! -What
d'you think, he can't do it?
402
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,835
Get Iost, geek!
403
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:02,548
UnbeIievabIe! What are we
gonna do about it?
404
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,92
Get your pants off!
405
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,262
oK, no probIems.
406
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,599
Don't worry, Kure'II
sort you out!
407
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:17,646
Be quiet!...
AIternative medicine!
408
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:21,149
Come here.
-Don't, uncIe Kure...!
409
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,820
Concentrate, stand up
straight... Shut up!
410
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,281
SureIy we won't go to the
doctor's because of this.
411
00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:29,449
This isn't America.
ProbIem soIved.
412
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,327
Wow, a shish kebab!
Come on, go for it!
413
00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:37,916
Kure, the kid's is doing it!
-Give it to her, Iad.
414
00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:43,130
Go on, cunt! Sing!
-Kevin Keegan!
415
00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:57,561
l'd be lying to you if
l didn't tell you
416
00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,897
that at one moment l felt
sorry for diabola.
417
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:03,692
But that was just for
a short, fleeting moment.
418
00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:06,403
As Kure says, you're either
fucking or being fucked,
419
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:09,31
there's nothing in-between.
420
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,915
A rebeIIion of mice, foIk.
This isn't our war.
421
00:33:21,877 --> 00:33:25,172
Did you watch the Iatest
''The Beat of the Street''?
422
00:33:27,49 --> 00:33:29,259
LittIe Lemon sIagged us off.
423
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:33,180
Kids are getting
nasty these days.
424
00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:41,730
I'm sorry that Kure never
made it on the show.
425
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,692
He was reaIIy into the idea.
426
00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:50,197
Who gives a fuck
about him, the cunt.
427
00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:56,370
Get the fuck out
of the way, bIoody mice!
428
00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:05,546
If onIy the sanctions wouId
Iast a bit Ionger,
429
00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,673
we'd be made.
430
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,300
Look at that beauty, eh?
431
00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:18,100
What's going on here?
432
00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:22,104
Look at Peppers's Merc.
-500 E, hand made. -Shut it!
433
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,282
Did you watch the Iatest
''The Beat of the Street''?
434
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:36,410
Wasn't Bones fuII of shit?
435
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:40,873
Pepper, mate, this is
a highway robbery!
436
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,85
What're you doing?!
437
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,462
You're a fast one, kid.
-Give me that gun!
438
00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:48,755
Haven't I toId you before
439
00:34:49,06 --> 00:34:50,674
not to interrupt me
whiIe I'm taIking!
440
00:34:50,966 --> 00:34:53,760
Sorry, Pepper. -Let's caII
Bones and have some fun.
441
00:34:54,94 --> 00:34:55,929
What the fuck are
you pIaying at?
442
00:34:56,221 --> 00:35:00,142
D'you know who I am?
-I do.
443
00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:04,646
Here's five grand now. Come
and get the rest tomorrow.
444
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:12,112
Why are you fucking with me?
I'm not one of your jerks!
445
00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:17,993
Come out and Iets fight for
it Iike in the good oId days!
446
00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:19,870
Keep this shit.
447
00:35:23,40 --> 00:35:26,168
AII that taIks about
good oId days!
448
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:29,213
The nostaIgia'II kiII you.
449
00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:36,94
HeIIo? Bones?
450
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,265
I couId've bIown that cunt's
brains out, uncIe Kure.
451
00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,100
He deserved it!
452
00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:12,881
I'II beat the shit out of
you in two years!
453
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:19,388
There's not enough time, son.
1 995 is a Iong way off.
454
00:36:22,57 --> 00:36:29,64
Let's do it now!
- Fuck off! Go home!
455
00:36:48,83 --> 00:36:52,796
That petroI's dodgey, get
the hose and suck it out!
456
00:36:53,46 --> 00:36:55,799
Dodgy, ah? Here you are,
drink it!
457
00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,762
What're you pIaying at,
stop it!
458
00:37:33,45 --> 00:37:36,06
PIaning a budget is the art
of survivaI in the difficuIt
459
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,884
circumstances our
country is facing.
460
00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:42,513
Pension, five hundred
and sixty four biIIion,
461
00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:44,723
eight hundred and thirty
two miIIion,
462
00:37:45,15 --> 00:37:46,975
four hundred and
thirty five thousand,
463
00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,645
four hundred and seventy
five and a haIf dinars.
464
00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:52,731
Write this down:
CounciI tax, one biIIion,
465
00:37:53,23 --> 00:37:56,235
TV Iicence, five biIIion,
466
00:37:57,69 --> 00:38:03,408
food, not a Iot, but heaIthy,
twenty eight biIIion...
467
00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:10,916
Cross out UgIjeshas
eight miIIion.
468
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:18,131
EIectricity, twenty five
biIIion. Heating...
469
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:26,723
What heating,
fucking bastards! !
470
00:38:32,62 --> 00:38:36,775
That's impossibIe!
You and your maths!
471
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,616
Do it again!
472
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:51,39
Something's wrong.
Do it again.
473
00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:53,500
EIectricity...
474
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,212
Do it again, but
without the eIectricity.
475
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:03,93
Pension, five hundred and
sixty four biIIion...
476
00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:06,513
Golden Hand used to bullshit
that '93 was the worst year
477
00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:08,849
in the history
of the serbian nation.
478
00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:11,685
l couldn't've give a toss
about the nation, folks.
479
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,188
For me and shvaba
it was the best year.
480
00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:17,733
ln one summer we grew
ten centimetres.
481
00:39:18,984 --> 00:39:21,445
Just the right amount,
folks!
482
00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:03,654
dope, folks! An expanding
market economy.
483
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,949
lt was a great year
for this line of work.
484
00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:09,535
lnflation at fuck knows
what percent.
485
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:12,329
People lost
everything they had.
486
00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,623
It's ready, uncIe Kure!
487
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:20,462
Kure, the kid said that
the scag's ready.
488
00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:23,257
compared to others,
Kure was lucky.
489
00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:26,301
He only become smack head.
490
00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:31,223
Shut up! Use your wiIIpower!
Count to twenty.
491
00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:39,523
one, two, three... eight...
492
00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:55,163
It's about Ninana.
Thirty five stab wounds.
493
00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,834
Your first Iove
has gone.
494
00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:18,937
Not so fast.
495
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,530
Don't Kure, why're
you being Iike that?
496
00:41:32,34 --> 00:41:34,453
Pinki, come on.
497
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,749
Look at the tits I bought
her, two grand each.
498
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:43,587
Suzy, show the kids
the Grand Canyon.
499
00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,924
Can I go first, Kure?
500
00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:50,594
I've got a concert tonight,
how am I gonna sing?
501
00:41:51,136 --> 00:41:53,263
oK scum, shoot her up!
502
00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:57,935
Sing, Suzy, sing!
503
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,315
Thanks, Kure.
504
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:17,412
Look at my Suzy, the first
vein of BeIgrade. And wider.
505
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:30,50
l put a gun in his mouth,
he started mumbling...
506
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:32,761
How can you be bothered?
507
00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:36,223
l told him, you should see
a speech therapist, mate.
508
00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:37,975
Sing!
509
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:44,898
''For the Serbian forces,
that was the onIy way...''
510
00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:49,862
Bravo! See you, peasants!
511
00:42:52,197 --> 00:42:53,240
Let's go.
512
00:43:03,41 --> 00:43:05,85
Don't.
-Look at the state of him!
513
00:43:05,836 --> 00:43:07,504
Look at him!
514
00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:19,308
ln serbia, in this trade,
you graduate by shooting
515
00:43:19,641 --> 00:43:23,645
your teacher. We didn't have
a hope in hell of graduating.
516
00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,481
Kure was making sure of that.
517
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,781
Mr. Pinki,
how's schooI going?
518
00:43:36,33 --> 00:43:37,201
Suck my dick, you oId fart.
519
00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:42,831
slowly we've been taking
over the whole neighborhood.
520
00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,375
Nevenka, come and
watch the news!
521
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:48,45
lt took my stupid dad
ten years to make it
522
00:43:48,337 --> 00:43:50,464
from a first sergeant
to a sergeant mayor.
523
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:54,259
And look at me, folks,
then judge who got it right!
524
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:05,354
So you're moving
to SIovenia, eh?
525
00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:07,481
No, to the posh
part of town.
526
00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:11,818
Give us a ring sometime.
527
00:44:13,28 --> 00:44:17,616
We've got a job for you.
-oK -See you.
528
00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:26,708
Darko, Iet's get out of here.
Get that Iorry moving.
529
00:44:27,00 --> 00:44:30,170
What are you offering
that pratt a job for,
530
00:44:30,629 --> 00:44:32,673
he'II have
the pigs onto us!
531
00:44:32,881 --> 00:44:34,258
Who's there?
532
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:36,844
The big bad woIf and the
LittIe Red Riding Hood!
533
00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:40,848
Where've you been 'tiII now?
-At schooI, on detention.
534
00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:43,100
Gran, give us something
to scoff!
535
00:44:43,308 --> 00:44:46,228
Get Iost!
-Don't pick on Madonna.
536
00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:52,67
Our base was at shvaba's, he
lived alone with his Granny.
537
00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:56,655
lf you don't count the hens.
538
00:44:57,155 --> 00:45:03,120
In '41 in the middIe of the
night, Ustashas came into
539
00:45:03,412 --> 00:45:10,43
Crnici and cut the throats
of about two hundred peopIe.
540
00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,714
The murdering bustards!
541
00:45:14,06 --> 00:45:17,301
Somehow I managed to escape,
got to the river,
542
00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:22,514
jumped into the water,
Iooked and sow...
543
00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,349
What did you see, Granny?
544
00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:26,894
Kids have you got
a cigarette for Granny?
545
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,816
Here you are, Granny,
an American one.
546
00:45:34,776 --> 00:45:36,945
AngIo-American?
547
00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:00,177
WeII, Granny, where were we?
-oh, yes, Ustashas!
548
00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,561
TeII us, Granny, did they
cut your throat or not?
549
00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:13,774
I saw them running after me.
550
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,486
Somehow I managed
to swim across the Rzava.
551
00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:22,366
Shit, what a name - Rzava!
-Rzava, I aImost drowned.
552
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:29,623
Where's that,
is it in DisneyIand?
553
00:46:33,252 --> 00:46:37,631
There was a fuII moon, wouId
you fucking beIieve it,
554
00:46:37,923 --> 00:46:40,676
everything was Iit up!
555
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:49,268
And Ustashas, with those
big knives in their theets...
556
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:56,233
Wow, Granny,
Iook at that. A Jedi!
557
00:46:59,27 --> 00:47:02,948
What a story, Granny! We'II
get you some coke tomorrow.
558
00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:06,451
I'd rather have a cock, son.
559
00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:13,959
Look at the way they're
pIaying... Like red-Indians!
560
00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:17,838
Indians!
Gimme a bear.
561
00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:25,637
And you're red-Indians,
too. Brought up
562
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:30,559
on this reservation,
in this condom of a country!
563
00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:34,438
And you strike fucking
attitudes. Doing a job, eh?
564
00:47:38,775 --> 00:47:41,153
What d'you think you're
doing, you fucking cant!
565
00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:43,614
What the fuck d'you want?
566
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:45,115
UncIe Kure, there's a fat
faggot here
567
00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:46,992
wants a word with you.
568
00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,786
Where is he, the pig?
569
00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:55,626
Did I get him?
570
00:47:55,918 --> 00:47:58,629
of course, uncIe Kure,
you're the bizz!
571
00:47:59,922 --> 00:48:03,08
of course I am, you Apache!
572
00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:14,394
When I remember...
DusseIdorf, Bundesbank,
573
00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,272
in the middIe of the day...
574
00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:35,958
I just went in, good morning,
three grand better off...
575
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:41,630
Do you know how much is it?
I mean... quantitative?
576
00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:02,359
The pigs came,
speciaI branches...
577
00:49:08,532 --> 00:49:12,327
I jumped out of the widow,
somersauIted,
578
00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:15,998
open fracture,
didn't feeI a thing!
579
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,44
What's that?
-A fIy, uncIe Kure.
580
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:27,634
That was business.
581
00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:33,56
Not Iike you, drug pushing.
582
00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:40,731
In my time that
was dishonourabIe.
583
00:49:41,23 --> 00:49:44,693
They knew what honour
was then.
584
00:49:49,72 --> 00:49:52,75
Now there's onIy shit Ieft.
585
00:49:54,77 --> 00:49:56,121
Pinki, get rid of those
fIies that are pestering
586
00:49:56,455 --> 00:49:59,333
uncIe Kure!
Show some respect!
587
00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:02,336
Good morning, uncIe Kure.
-Red-Indians!
588
00:50:04,87 --> 00:50:09,218
Bogi, Kagny, CIint
589
00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:15,140
and UncIe Kure'II aIways
be cowboys for you!
590
00:50:18,101 --> 00:50:23,65
At your age, I screwed
a bIack girI in Amsterdam.
591
00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:28,779
It's not worth mentioning
the EiffeI Tower.
592
00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:33,367
D'you Comanches know how
a reaI bIack girI shag?
593
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,502
The fuck you do!
594
00:51:06,859 --> 00:51:09,236
A fIy, eh!
595
00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:20,831
Pepper!
596
00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:26,920
Where are you, pussy?
I've been waiting for you.
597
00:51:28,547 --> 00:51:30,299
Hide and seek, eh?
598
00:51:33,635 --> 00:51:37,723
one, two, three...
599
00:52:08,754 --> 00:52:10,214
Neighbour...
600
00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:15,677
You'II wake everyone up.
601
00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:25,270
When the Serbian peopIe were
going through hard times,
602
00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:28,315
Kure feIt their pain
Iike reaI patriotic Serb.
603
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,904
Like many of us, he decided
to heIp our peopIe to defend
604
00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:39,493
hearth and home, aIong
with our ancestor's graves.
605
00:52:39,785 --> 00:52:44,331
Ljubisa Kurcubic Kure,
in a word, a knight
606
00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:46,500
in a shining armour,
a true patriot!
607
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:50,87
He was a good man. Handsome.
-And Serb. -Tosser.
608
00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,840
Not an ordinary man,
a big man!
609
00:52:53,90 --> 00:52:56,885
He had a great heart.
-Here's our obituary:
610
00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,471
''UncIe Kure, up there from
the HoIIy Iand,
611
00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:03,183
you'II see us
with his baIIs in hand''.
612
00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:06,436
You're a poet, Pinki.
Who d'you think did it?
613
00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:09,940
The one who wrote
the Iongest obituary...
614
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,985
or the one who's
making the speech.
615
00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:14,653
Good bIess him.
616
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,490
''BIack Raven''.
617
00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:23,787
Hey, Ljubisa, BIack Raven,
618
00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,834
you've found a home forever.
619
00:53:29,751 --> 00:53:32,171
We're Iate! You're
in deep shit now!
620
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,755
Get a move on, pratts!
621
00:53:34,47 --> 00:53:35,966
Look, the coffin's gone!
622
00:53:38,802 --> 00:53:42,472
Excuse me, I'm from the TV,
we're Iate.
623
00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:45,309
WouId it be a probIem
to dig him up again,
624
00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:49,21
so I can fiIm it. -Look
it's her from the teIIy!
625
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,648
Pepper, so you're stiII
aIive then!
626
00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,317
oh, it's you, Liki,
you scam bag!
627
00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:55,152
Fuck yourseIf!
My condoIences.
628
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,362
I'm reaIIy sorry he didn't
make it onto my show.
629
00:53:57,654 --> 00:53:58,989
Another time.
630
00:53:59,281 --> 00:54:02,75
Wreath, cIose up on the cross,
and make your own way home.
631
00:54:03,744 --> 00:54:07,39
You've reaIIy grown,
now you're reaI young man.
632
00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,836
Did you ask her?
-Ask what?
633
00:54:13,962 --> 00:54:17,925
Which one of us was
the better fuck? -Yes I did.
634
00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:24,181
She said we were very
different. -That's no answer.
635
00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:30,812
I agree... But I won't
be abIe to ask her again.
636
00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:35,859
The Iast round, Kure!
637
00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:48,38
I'II find that cunt!
638
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,418
You'II kiII the bastard.
639
00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:56,922
Thanks, uncIe Pepper.
-See you.
640
00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:01,510
Come on, you junkie scum!
641
00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,623
D'you know why they
caIIed him crazy Kure?
642
00:55:31,832 --> 00:55:34,01
They say that when he was on
''The Beat of the Street''
643
00:55:34,209 --> 00:55:36,295
he grabbed one of Lydia's
tits! -Kure was never
644
00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:39,381
on ''The Beat of the Street''.
Get Iost!
645
00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:46,54
Come on, scumbag.
Look at the state of you.
646
00:55:46,638 --> 00:55:48,182
I'II take to the raiIway
station
647
00:55:48,473 --> 00:55:51,101
and Iet aII the
deadbeats screw you.
648
00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:53,520
or I'II screw you with
an eIectric saw.
649
00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:56,648
HeIIo, uncIe Pepper.
-HeIIo.
650
00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:00,110
Who are they?
-Kures's kids.
651
00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:04,156
AII these new kids
are the same? AwfuI!
652
00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,243
Shvaba, are you mad
or what? Come on!
653
00:56:18,921 --> 00:56:21,48
Is he different?
-What's the fuck with you?!
654
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:23,50
Is he different?
-What do you care?
655
00:56:23,342 --> 00:56:26,553
I've got rid of aII the geer.
656
00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:30,682
You're not the same,
reaIIy you're not.
657
00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:33,268
Am I the same? -Look at
Shvaba, producing eggs.
658
00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:34,811
Am I the same?!
659
00:56:35,62 --> 00:56:37,397
Why don't you have more
faith in yourseIf?
660
00:56:39,24 --> 00:56:41,902
You can't come if you
don't respect yourseIf.
661
00:56:42,819 --> 00:56:44,655
You'II end up with
an inferiority compIex.
662
00:56:44,988 --> 00:56:46,907
Go and keep Gran
company for a bit.
663
00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:52,913
Let's ask Granny if she
thinks you're the same.
664
00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:55,958
Gran!
665
00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:14,434
Gran, this here is a naturaI
remedy for bIocked sinuses.
666
00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:20,566
Is it that ''UncIe Joe's''
cure''?
667
00:57:20,899 --> 00:57:24,194
No, I got it straight
from JaiIbird himseIf.
668
00:57:29,992 --> 00:57:34,371
It feeIs good, eh Granny?
Sweet marjoram.
669
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:10,657
l looked at shvabas Gran.
670
00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:12,951
she looked really sweet
at that moment.
671
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,329
And then l thought of
another old woman,
672
00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:17,372
some shit from the school.
673
00:58:17,748 --> 00:58:20,00
That famous murder of an oId
Iady, and her kiIIer,
674
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:22,628
RaskoInikov, entered
the history books
675
00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:26,381
in the way the American fiIm
never wiII. Dostoyevsky...
676
00:58:26,798 --> 00:58:29,801
For two months, leper face
talked bollocks about some
677
00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:33,347
fella who did some granny in.
And then he apparently
678
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:36,892
wondered if he should've
done it in the first place.
679
00:58:37,184 --> 00:58:40,521
Man, a whole book about
doing some old woman in!
680
00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:43,565
What if he'd bumped off
some great-looking chick?
681
00:58:43,815 --> 00:58:46,985
Would they fuck've put
that on the curriculum!
682
00:59:10,08 --> 00:59:13,178
Then the first time l killed
someone came into my mind...
683
00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:15,848
There was no should l,
shouldn't l,
684
00:59:16,139 --> 00:59:19,17
l just went for it.
But l didn't feel the need
685
00:59:19,268 --> 00:59:22,646
to write a book about it.
Me and writing...
686
00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:27,776
What a strange smell a gun has
when you kill someone with it,
687
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:32,698
or am l imagining things...
688
00:59:33,866 --> 00:59:37,286
Here l go again, telling
the story from the end...
689
00:59:37,536 --> 00:59:39,955
instead of how it
all started.
690
00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:46,628
Quiet Nevenka,
the kid'II hear us!
691
00:59:48,05 --> 00:59:50,257
Shut up whiIe I'm
fucking you.
692
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:12,154
Eh, Bertha... Good Iuck
on our first break-in!
693
01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:27,02
diabola had tipped us off
about some old guy, Stubac,
694
01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:30,422
one of his Mum's friends,
a news presenter.
695
01:00:34,593 --> 01:00:37,179
Look, he's fIoating!
696
01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:44,228
What did DiaboIa say
the combination was?
697
01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:49,191
23rd September,'87.
Two...three...nine...
698
01:00:49,483 --> 01:00:52,110
What's that? The Iast time
he got his and away?
699
01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,321
The date of some congress,
who gives a toss?
700
01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:56,865
23.9.1 987 - SIobodan MiIosevic
comes to power in Serbia.
701
01:00:57,199 --> 01:00:58,992
A great combination!
702
01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:01,870
Readies!
703
01:01:14,633 --> 01:01:17,386
WouId you fuck me,
eh, mate? -of course.
704
01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:33,527
Fat head, switch that off,
I can't see a bIoody thing!
705
01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:42,703
SiIver medaI for you,
Granddad! -Who are you?
706
01:01:43,412 --> 01:01:46,707
Hoards of Ustashan cut-throats
and MusIim fanatics.
707
01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:49,668
We've come to brake
your baIIs for sIagging
708
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,546
us off on the news!
Take your cIothes off!
709
01:01:57,634 --> 01:02:03,891
Who d'you work for?
It's not about money, is it?
710
01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:12,357
What they say about my visits
to Knin is aII rubbish.
711
01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:18,197
I'm IoyaI!
Can I invite Zikica?
712
01:02:18,989 --> 01:02:23,410
Is he the one I fucked?
-Look at the swan, Granddad!
713
01:02:24,161 --> 01:02:26,747
Kid, give me the gun!
714
01:02:28,165 --> 01:02:31,543
This is real killing!
715
01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:37,424
Look at him, mate.
Dead!
716
01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,723
Are you interested
to know who Zikica is?
717
01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,767
Let her have it!
718
01:02:48,18 --> 01:02:51,21
You're on ''The Beat of the
Street'' next Wednesday, oK?
719
01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:52,606
Us?
720
01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,317
Yes. Why?
721
01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:00,113
oK. -Now one
practicaI advice.
722
01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:04,326
Shoot him in the head to make
it Iook Iike a cop kiIIing.
723
01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,828
Did you hear that,
you fat head!
724
01:03:07,79 --> 01:03:09,623
D'you know haw IoveIy
the MaIdives are,
725
01:03:09,915 --> 01:03:12,626
even IoveIier than Dubrovnik!
-LoveIier than what?
726
01:03:13,01 --> 01:03:15,254
I'II see you on Wednesday.
727
01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,589
Fuck it, man!
728
01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,344
We're on the show, us! !
729
01:03:24,96 --> 01:03:25,514
Look at the swan!
730
01:03:33,105 --> 01:03:36,108
Are you hungry? Gran,
have you been to the shops?
731
01:03:37,734 --> 01:03:40,320
What's the matter with you?
732
01:03:41,71 --> 01:03:44,783
You didn't find the stash
under the mattress, did you?
733
01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:47,995
Gran, do you hear me?
734
01:03:50,38 --> 01:03:53,125
Didn't I teII you to keep
the drugs away from her!
735
01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,211
It's not that,
Iook at the teIIy.
736
01:03:56,461 --> 01:03:58,755
She's in a state 'cos
of the Ustashas.
737
01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:01,383
Knin is now under the
control of croatian Troops.
738
01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:03,927
civilians and serbian army
left the city.
739
01:04:04,136 --> 01:04:06,388
serbian soldiers offer
heavy resistance
740
01:04:06,722 --> 01:04:10,100
in this area. croatian
forces in Kraina...
741
01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:15,355
There were others who didn't
take the fall of Kraina well.
742
01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:20,68
This is a betrayaI,
you bastards!
743
01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:25,240
You betrayed the sacred
Serbian Iand of Kraina!
744
01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:28,869
Don't, Stojan! -You're
disturbing the neighbours!
745
01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:30,871
BetrayaI! -Someone'II
caII the poIice!
746
01:04:31,163 --> 01:04:35,375
Let them caII!
This is for poIice!
747
01:04:36,84 --> 01:04:40,172
CaIm down, neighbour,
everything'II be oK!
748
01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:45,177
You don't give a toss about
the sacred Iand of Kraina!
749
01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:47,930
Half a million people have
left their homes
750
01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:50,474
and are on
their way to serbia...
751
01:04:56,772 --> 01:04:59,316
Have you got any pictures
of that traitor?
752
01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:03,320
Which one, Dad?
-You've got it easy?
753
01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:08,992
lt's nice to see people not
afraid to show their feelings,
754
01:05:09,201 --> 01:05:12,454
especially when he's
your dad!
755
01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:28,178
Good evening viewers.
Tonight, on the program,
756
01:05:28,428 --> 01:05:31,390
we have two unusual guests.
Unusual because of...
757
01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:34,309
...their age.
758
01:05:37,437 --> 01:05:38,21
Pinki...
759
01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:40,774
Stojan! our
Pinki's on the teIIy!
760
01:05:41,24 --> 01:05:43,193
...would you like to tell
us how old you are?
761
01:05:44,69 --> 01:05:48,282
1 7... next month.
762
01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:51,34
While most kids your age
are at school,
763
01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:54,621
you've chosen a different
path. Why?
764
01:05:54,913 --> 01:05:58,292
Life forced it on us.
-What do you mean?
765
01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:00,919
l'm winding you up.
766
01:06:03,88 --> 01:06:07,759
Funny. Have you ever been
even slightly wounded?
767
01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:15,184
cat got your tongue?
-No, l mean, not yet.
768
01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:19,730
That's the truth!
We've never been wounded.
769
01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:24,109
What the fuck are you on,
put it back.
770
01:06:24,401 --> 01:06:26,111
Everything's cool, mate,
keep rolling.
771
01:06:26,612 --> 01:06:28,947
We don't use guns here...
-When you said
772
01:06:29,281 --> 01:06:31,408
that we'd never been wounded,
it sounded like
773
01:06:31,742 --> 01:06:34,536
you were trying to slag
us off. -calm down, mate!
774
01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,831
l didn't come here for
someone to take the piss!
775
01:06:38,81 --> 01:06:40,959
don't give me that,
you didn't mean it!
776
01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:55,98
There, l'm wounded now.
ls that OK?
777
01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:58,435
What a great feeling, pal.
778
01:06:59,895 --> 01:07:01,480
Really great!
779
01:07:05,817 --> 01:07:07,736
do you want us to call
a doctor?
780
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,447
d'you wanna have a go, pal?
-Why not?
781
01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:13,492
d'you want it in the head?
-Yeah? OK, but just a bit...
782
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:15,327
l'm stopping the programme!
783
01:07:15,536 --> 01:07:18,288
Go on, you little shits, go
home! -sit down!
784
01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:20,832
What d'you mean,
stop the program?!
785
01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:23,293
l'll fucking well
show you lot!
786
01:07:23,544 --> 01:07:27,05
Leave her alone... lt's
time for some refreshment.
787
01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:31,93
shvaba, don't embarrass
me on the telly.
788
01:07:31,343 --> 01:07:32,928
Want some?
-No, thanks.
789
01:07:33,262 --> 01:07:35,556
What's up with you, mice,
shitting yourself, eh?
790
01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:42,187
Western economists are
pilling their hair out
791
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:46,275
and asking themselves how
it is possible that serbia
792
01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:51,446
has the largest growing
economy in Europe...
793
01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:54,116
Let's see the report...
794
01:08:15,721 --> 01:08:17,55
What's wrong, Dad?
795
01:08:19,16 --> 01:08:22,269
I thought you couId take me
into action sometimes.
796
01:08:24,855 --> 01:08:29,359
I'm good with weapons.
That's my profession.
797
01:08:31,862 --> 01:08:34,364
But Nevenka mustn't
find out.
798
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:45,751
Great! Your dad wants
to be a criminal!
799
01:09:14,71 --> 01:09:20,369
ToiIet - 1 50 marks,
pipe - thirty marks.
800
01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:24,915
Pension - 35 marks.
If I save up,
801
01:09:25,249 --> 01:09:28,836
in 8 months I'II be shitting
Iike a gentIeman again.
802
01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:33,924
That's not bad,
not bad at aII...
803
01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:40,430
Get a hoId of yourseIf,
Pinki.
804
01:10:00,784 --> 01:10:04,454
l felt like crying.
And l did cry, mates,
805
01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:09,835
but you want see that.
Pinki's not whimp.
806
01:10:10,294 --> 01:10:11,879
PINKI CRIES
807
01:10:13,05 --> 01:10:15,257
Moneeeeey!
808
01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:23,765
D'you know me? -I do!
-I don't know you!
809
01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:26,59
What're you on?
810
01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:40,866
See, mate, he knows me,
but I don't know him!
811
01:10:42,326 --> 01:10:44,828
Hey, you reaIIy did the biz.
-Who's this faggot?
812
01:10:45,78 --> 01:10:47,664
Hey, geezer.
You're the best, go for it!
813
01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:49,583
And he knows me,
but I don't know him.
814
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,01
Who's that?
815
01:10:51,668 --> 01:10:54,379
Even he knows me and I don't
know him! -Fuck off!
816
01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:56,757
What do you mean, fuck off!
I know you, you know me!
817
01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:01,762
And they aII know you.
D'you know them!?
818
01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:05,849
I don't know you!
819
01:11:08,18 --> 01:11:10,103
Good evening! -Is there
a probIem with this invaIid?
820
01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:13,232
Which invaIid?
-ReIax.
821
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:17,27
Let's pIay red gIoves!
822
01:11:25,911 --> 01:11:28,80
You sing Iike
MichaeI Jackson.
823
01:11:30,749 --> 01:11:33,293
I'II pay up. The money's
under the veaI!
824
01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:43,11
Mistreating people helped
me not to think about
825
01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:47,599
my stupid dead father or my
mother. lt's better to treat
826
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:52,479
other people badly rather
than yourself, isn't it?
827
01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:58,819
I hope I wasn't in the way.
828
01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:01,697
I've been doing a programme
about this for three years
829
01:12:02,72 --> 01:12:08,36
and I've never seen this Iive!
-It's the best when it's Iive.
830
01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,374
Money? Is this about money?
I have money.
831
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,669
WouId you Iike this RoIex...
Merc... What?
832
01:12:16,03 --> 01:12:17,880
No, what is then?
You want a gIory, eh?
833
01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:20,591
This isn't a quiz show,
you faggot!
834
01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:34,730
You've seen a murder. What
eIse are you interested in?
835
01:12:35,63 --> 01:12:39,67
Lots of things. Thanks for
the entertainment. Bye, kids.
836
01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:58,253
Thanks for the information,
mate!
837
01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:03,383
Bosnian send his regards,
that's a bad sigh!
838
01:13:04,92 --> 01:13:08,472
And the cops are asking about
us. I've ordered passports.
839
01:13:14,186 --> 01:13:16,522
We couId go away for a bit,
Germany.
840
01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:20,67
Shag a few bIack girIs, eh?
841
01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:35,40
What the fuck are you on?
842
01:13:39,127 --> 01:13:42,256
Get on with your drawing,
you moron!
843
01:13:59,982 --> 01:14:02,359
I'm not running away
Iike a fucking whimp!
844
01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:04,486
And I don't Iike
bIack girIs, get it?
845
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,285
Get it?
-I get it.
846
01:14:25,716 --> 01:14:27,217
Am I interrupting?
-Come in.
847
01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:31,680
Why're you so untidy?
848
01:14:34,349 --> 01:14:38,562
I hear you're skipping
the country. Wise move.
849
01:14:40,355 --> 01:14:44,401
Whoever said that can
suck my dick! -I sad it.
850
01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:46,236
I know!
851
01:14:46,945 --> 01:14:50,157
Come on kids,
why are you arguing?
852
01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:54,870
How's the wound? Let me
have a Iook at it.
853
01:15:02,544 --> 01:15:06,215
I'm off. I've got
something to do. -Bye, Pinki.
854
01:15:11,11 --> 01:15:14,264
Here you are, sir. -Why're
you shitting yourseIf?
855
01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,986
D'you know what I'm
gonna do to you?
856
01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:31,198
You've got no idea
what I'm gonna do to you.
857
01:15:32,32 --> 01:15:36,203
Don't you know what you are?
A whore, that's what!
858
01:15:38,956 --> 01:15:42,501
That's right, I'm a whore.
And what now?
859
01:15:46,129 --> 01:15:48,590
What are we gonna do now,
me and you?
860
01:15:51,93 --> 01:15:52,928
Why don't you answer?
861
01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:58,684
Your friend might be caIIing.
862
01:16:10,237 --> 01:16:13,156
Answer the phone.
-I wiII.
863
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:20,38
They're fitting our car up!
D'you know how cIose I was?
864
01:16:21,164 --> 01:16:24,543
We've gotta get out of here!
865
01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:29,548
Put it down, further down...
866
01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:39,892
Set it off, Pinki.
867
01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:51,570
Kids are turning really
nasty these days,
868
01:16:52,446 --> 01:16:54,573
especially those two puffs
from those breeze blocks.
869
01:16:54,907 --> 01:16:57,117
l've got a song for them.
''Give her my regards!''
870
01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:01,788
But it isn't a love song.
Think about it, kids!
871
01:17:02,39 --> 01:17:05,626
A bullet in the arse is the
movie. We're more creative!
872
01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,45
We've got a guest, Granny.
873
01:17:12,716 --> 01:17:13,884
You're dead.
874
01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:19,181
The sponsors of the murder
which was just announced
875
01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:21,850
is democracy Lights.
-What do I owe you?
876
01:17:22,726 --> 01:17:25,479
Another appearance on
the show in '97.
877
01:17:26,688 --> 01:17:29,733
'97 is a long way off.
-Don't taIk boIIocks.
878
01:17:42,246 --> 01:17:44,414
What're you doing here?
879
01:17:44,706 --> 01:17:48,126
Pinki caIIed me.
He's got a surprise for you.
880
01:17:55,968 --> 01:17:57,511
Pinki, you cunt!
881
01:17:59,429 --> 01:18:00,764
That's not fair!
882
01:18:02,266 --> 01:18:03,809
She's mine!
883
01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:10,899
What's the matter with
you?! Fuck it!
884
01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:15,195
Fuck it...
885
01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:27,749
Sonny! It's just been
on the teIIy!
886
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:32,921
The sanctions have been
Iifted! Thanks God!
887
01:18:35,174 --> 01:18:37,217
l managed to smile, folks.
888
01:18:37,968 --> 01:18:41,138
l guess that's a sure sign
that you're gonna croak.
889
01:18:47,436 --> 01:18:49,396
Four strait through and
one near the heart.
890
01:18:49,730 --> 01:18:51,356
What's your name, kid?
891
01:18:51,773 --> 01:18:54,943
My name is Bond.
James Bond.
892
01:18:56,820 --> 01:18:58,906
Suck my dick, you oId git!
893
01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:03,785
You might have noticed that
l lied. My name is Pinki.
894
01:19:04,36 --> 01:19:06,496
But it's nice to die like
James Bond, isn't it?
895
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,669
ln every American movie
there's that really
896
01:19:12,961 --> 01:19:16,131
sickly bit. When the hero has
just narrowly escaped death
897
01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:18,675
and outside it's apparently
a beautiful day.
898
01:19:19,09 --> 01:19:21,762
l suppose they want to say
that life's a wonderful thing.
899
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:24,97
lt was a shitty day outside,
900
01:19:24,389 --> 01:19:27,267
but at least there's
a couple of doves.
901
01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:35,734
And the same dream
every night, folks.
902
01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,884
We'll meet in the better
world, pal.
903
01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:04,12
Get a move on, cunts!
904
01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:09,768
CarefuI, you bastards! If he
dies, you're dead, get it!?
905
01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,563
Let's start from
the beginning.
906
01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:16,316
Just whisper the name
of whoever shot you!
907
01:20:19,695 --> 01:20:23,198
I've aIready toId you.
I was cIeaning Dad's gun
908
01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:27,35
and it went off. -So how
come you've got five wounds?
909
01:20:27,619 --> 01:20:29,913
I don't give up easiIy.
910
01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:32,875
Leave the sun of the God
in peace. Can't you see,
911
01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,502
they're God's wounds.
The wounds of our Lord
912
01:20:35,752 --> 01:20:40,299
Jesus Christ! Look!
They're sacred wounds!
913
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:57,107
We'II taIk again. -Look, he
can't do anything to you!
914
01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:04,573
Thanks, Granddad.
-Those wounds...
915
01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:08,452
are the sign from God.
You've been chosen.
916
01:21:09,286 --> 01:21:16,418
Touch me, HoIIy Man, heaI me.
You can see I'm dying!
917
01:21:18,45 --> 01:21:20,255
The streets of Belgrade are
today flushing with shame.
918
01:21:20,631 --> 01:21:23,08
The citizens of our capital
city, are victim of terror,
919
01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:25,802
due to a handful of fascist
hooligans who for the last
920
01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:27,971
few days have been throwing
thousands of eggs
921
01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:30,57
at the facades of our
city's buildings.
922
01:21:30,390 --> 01:21:32,100
Are you going to start
throwing bread tomorrow?
923
01:21:32,434 --> 01:21:35,938
something's going on outside.
someone stole someone's votes.
924
01:21:36,271 --> 01:21:38,315
lt wasn't me, l swear
on my Mom's life.
925
01:21:38,607 --> 01:21:40,484
l've got an alibi,
as you can see.
926
01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,965
HoIy Man...
pIease take me with you.
927
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,593
There's nothing Ieft
for me here.
928
01:22:06,844 --> 01:22:09,847
You're my onIy hope,
pIease, HoIy Man!
929
01:22:17,855 --> 01:22:20,732
You're confusing me
with someone eIse.
930
01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:50,637
You're back, then?
931
01:22:55,642 --> 01:22:57,603
I came to see you in the
hospitaI,
932
01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,606
but you were in a coma.
933
01:23:04,67 --> 01:23:07,863
You Iook oK. -Give me the
piece. -I haven't got it.
934
01:23:15,704 --> 01:23:17,915
You're Iooking for Shvaba?
935
01:23:20,626 --> 01:23:23,712
He's a reaI cunt.
I'II teII you where he is.
936
01:23:25,881 --> 01:23:31,428
No, thanks. What did you
caII Shvaba? A cunt, eh?
937
01:23:32,54 --> 01:23:33,805
Sorry.
938
01:23:35,390 --> 01:23:40,479
As Shvaba says... Serbs
don't cry Iike pussies!
939
01:23:40,854 --> 01:23:44,233
Did you understand?
-Yes, I did.
940
01:23:44,775 --> 01:23:46,860
No, you didn't.
941
01:23:49,821 --> 01:23:51,740
It's onIy a joke.
942
01:23:57,37 --> 01:23:58,830
oh, it's you, sweetie!
943
01:24:07,589 --> 01:24:09,883
Now it fits you just weII.
944
01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:24,147
DiaboIa can't get it up, eh?
945
01:24:24,898 --> 01:24:28,694
Who cares, he Iooks after me.
-I appreciate that.
946
01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:37,160
What're you Iooking at?
My impIants, eh?...
947
01:24:37,661 --> 01:24:43,125
I've soId them. I'm not in
a show business any more.
948
01:24:45,502 --> 01:24:48,589
Anyway, naturaI's
more beautifuI.
949
01:24:54,94 --> 01:24:56,513
He toId you to
give him a ring.
950
01:25:04,271 --> 01:25:05,856
Is Shvaba there?
951
01:25:09,610 --> 01:25:11,904
I was waiting for
you to caII.
952
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:16,909
You know what we have to do.
-I know, paI. Thanks.
953
01:25:18,493 --> 01:25:21,747
Have you got everything
we need? -I wiII have.
954
01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:26,01
Pinki?
-What?
955
01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:31,256
What about Lydia? -Nothing,
paI. TeII her heIIo.
956
01:25:35,594 --> 01:25:37,638
l shouldn't say that.
957
01:25:38,514 --> 01:25:40,140
What did he say?
958
01:25:40,599 --> 01:25:43,519
To teII heIIo.
-That was nice of him.
959
01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:49,274
of course,
he's a poIite Iad.
960
01:25:50,275 --> 01:25:52,736
You haven't been arguing,
have you?
961
01:25:53,654 --> 01:25:54,947
Cat got your tongue?
962
01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:02,663
shvaba's a bit of
a strange guy.
963
01:26:02,996 --> 01:26:05,624
He thought l was to shy to
say it. so he killed her
964
01:26:05,832 --> 01:26:08,502
in any case, to show
me his appreciation.
965
01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:10,629
lt's nice to have
that sort of friend.
966
01:26:10,879 --> 01:26:12,548
Now I'm demonstrating
as weII!
967
01:26:21,348 --> 01:26:22,766
cat got your tongue?
968
01:26:28,105 --> 01:26:29,481
Go on, tell me.
969
01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:32,734
Your guests kill for money
or revenge. l don't see the...
970
01:26:32,985 --> 01:26:36,446
Attraction, eh?
What about Ninana?
971
01:26:37,281 --> 01:26:39,741
Stabbed, 35 times, Mum.
You can't tell me
972
01:26:39,992 --> 01:26:43,78
that was for revenge.
-You're a real daftie.
973
01:26:46,415 --> 01:26:50,210
How d'you expect to become a
criminal when you're ticklish?
974
01:26:51,44 --> 01:26:54,131
You'll end up like Ninana,
Mummy! -Me! You'll see!
975
01:27:01,638 --> 01:27:03,932
What're you gonna do
to DiaboIa now?
976
01:27:05,17 --> 01:27:08,61
Why?
-WeII, 'cos of Kure.
977
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:16,653
So, he kiIIed uncIe Kure!
WeII, he never Iet on.
978
01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:20,240
Are you gonna kiII him?
979
01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,204
Don't be daft.
980
01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:31,835
Come by.
981
01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:36,298
Who's gonna demonstrate
if you youngsters don't!
982
01:27:36,548 --> 01:27:39,259
Come on! Lets drown
on the TV news!
983
01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:45,933
Commie bastards!
984
01:27:47,559 --> 01:27:49,61
lf dad were alive,
985
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,272
would he be faffing around
with pots and pans?
986
01:27:52,606 --> 01:27:55,943
No, he wouldn't,
he wasn't that type.
987
01:27:56,652 --> 01:28:00,197
Times have changed,
but as far as l'm concerned,
988
01:28:00,614 --> 01:28:04,993
a gun's better than
a pot or a whistle any day!
989
01:28:05,619 --> 01:28:08,539
A man can't change
at my age!
990
01:28:29,810 --> 01:28:31,687
I'm sorry about Granny.
991
01:28:32,938 --> 01:28:37,109
Fuck it, the first time she
voted against MiIosevic,
992
01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:42,197
she went to bed and died.
She must have been scared.
993
01:28:42,948 --> 01:28:45,242
ShaII we do it
straight away?
994
01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:49,538
Let's drive around
the town for a bit.
995
01:28:49,872 --> 01:28:51,790
Like we used to do,
eh, paI?
996
01:29:11,977 --> 01:29:20,652
Buy some aIcohoI, bandages,
gauze... and some pIasters.
997
01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:27,159
Very considerate paI,
I wouIdn't've remembered.
998
01:29:28,285 --> 01:29:29,536
Thanks.
999
01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:33,373
Don't mention it.
1000
01:29:36,668 --> 01:29:40,297
Excuse me... -We're cIosed.
You'II have to come tomorrow!
1001
01:29:40,506 --> 01:29:42,466
It's urgent, Mrs,
I need some things.
1002
01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:44,510
Someone's been wounded.
-Who's wounded?
1003
01:29:44,801 --> 01:29:46,887
Fuck you, bitch!
open up!
1004
01:29:56,688 --> 01:29:58,148
Nice Iady.
-Yeah.
1005
01:30:15,624 --> 01:30:19,169
Nice to see you again, paI.
Never mind the...
1006
01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:23,340
What d'you caII it...
-Consequences?
1007
01:30:41,108 --> 01:30:42,901
I reaIIy got you, eh paI?
1008
01:30:48,699 --> 01:30:51,952
It's not too bad.
Where're we gonna do it?
1009
01:30:52,369 --> 01:30:56,206
our there.
A fIood Iit finaI, paI...
1010
01:30:56,748 --> 01:30:59,668
it'd be a shame
to strain your eyes!
1011
01:31:13,891 --> 01:31:15,684
ShaII we start?
1012
01:31:17,853 --> 01:31:20,230
You choose the weapon,
it's onIy right.
1013
01:31:25,27 --> 01:31:27,446
You choose.
-The TT's better.
1014
01:31:29,31 --> 01:31:32,784
It depends. The TT is better
for under the shouIder,
1015
01:31:33,619 --> 01:31:37,331
for the rest,
we can use yours.
1016
01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:40,250
Are you scared?
1017
01:31:40,959 --> 01:31:45,255
TeII me. -I couIdn't give
a toss, Iets get on with it!
1018
01:31:53,639 --> 01:31:56,16
What're you doing?
1019
01:31:58,18 --> 01:32:00,938
Five'd be enough. -Why? In
case you get carried away
1020
01:32:01,271 --> 01:32:03,482
and keep on shooting?
1021
01:32:05,108 --> 01:32:07,27
Last shooting, paI.
1022
01:32:12,491 --> 01:32:15,536
What eIse is there?
-Nothing, probabIy.
1023
01:32:16,662 --> 01:32:19,748
oK, you can start, paI.
-ShaII we roII up, first?
1024
01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:23,335
Not now paI,
better at haIftime.
1025
01:32:23,710 --> 01:32:28,90
Where d'you want it first?
-Where did it heaI fastest?
1026
01:32:30,717 --> 01:32:33,929
Nowhere. ShaII we
start with the Ieg?
1027
01:32:34,930 --> 01:32:37,432
Maybe that's not such a good
idea 'cos of footbaII.
1028
01:32:37,808 --> 01:32:41,228
Never mind, we'II pIay the
tabIe footbaII.
1029
01:32:45,649 --> 01:32:48,610
Look what you've done to me,
I've started hiccuping.
1030
01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:51,71
Now you'II have to
give my a fright!
1031
01:33:15,137 --> 01:33:16,763
Did that do it?
1032
01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:20,225
I've stopped hiccuping,
thanks paI!
1033
01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,772
You're doing weII.
1034
01:33:31,403 --> 01:33:33,655
What's next?
-Warm up a bit,
1035
01:33:34,198 --> 01:33:37,326
so that you don't miss
the one near the heart.
1036
01:33:37,659 --> 01:33:40,37
I'm on top form, paI!
1037
01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:47,127
Trust me!
-oK... Here'II do.
1038
01:33:48,86 --> 01:33:51,06
A good choice, paI.
SteeI yourseIf!
1039
01:33:56,345 --> 01:34:02,601
It's oK, paI. I'm getting
used to it. -So am I!
1040
01:34:05,103 --> 01:34:09,566
I'm stiII Ieading 5:3, paI.
ShaII we carry on?
1041
01:34:10,526 --> 01:34:12,194
5:5.
1042
01:34:17,824 --> 01:34:20,77
Yeah, 5:5 is a good resuIt!
1043
01:34:20,953 --> 01:34:24,706
Then you know that
it was a great match.
1044
01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:28,919
Have ''Red Star'' scored 5
recentIy?
1045
01:34:37,10 --> 01:34:40,973
I don't foIIow any more.
It's a crap game.
1046
01:34:42,15 --> 01:34:44,184
I guess they're Iacking
that...
1047
01:34:45,936 --> 01:34:48,689
Motivation.
-Yeah, that shit.
1048
01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:53,861
onIy morons are stiII into
footbaII these days, paI!
1049
01:34:59,32 --> 01:35:03,537
You've gotta be
into something.
1050
01:35:04,955 --> 01:35:09,418
What happens when you
can't find anything?
1051
01:35:10,669 --> 01:35:13,380
Then you're fucked,
I reckon.
1052
01:35:14,464 --> 01:35:18,260
Fuck it, take your Dad,
for instance.
1053
01:35:19,261 --> 01:35:21,847
What did he get out
of it?
1054
01:35:23,724 --> 01:35:27,853
We're better of Iike this.
What's wrong with us?
1055
01:35:32,24 --> 01:35:33,942
You Iike my cross, eh, paI?
1056
01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:40,407
It's yours.
1057
01:35:42,117 --> 01:35:46,413
It's just a cross.
Now it's time for the bizz.
1058
01:35:52,252 --> 01:35:54,505
I'II give you a discount.
1059
01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:59,885
one wound. -Thanks paI,
but you don't have to.
1060
01:36:00,219 --> 01:36:02,763
After aII, you are
my best mate.
1061
01:36:04,348 --> 01:36:10,479
Choose which one you want.
Let's make it the other hand!
1062
01:36:10,729 --> 01:36:13,565
So I won't be abIe to wank,
eh, paI?
1063
01:36:14,191 --> 01:36:19,655
No, Iet's go for the
bizz, near the heart!
1064
01:36:21,907 --> 01:36:25,160
Come on, cIose your eyes,
wiII you!
1065
01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:29,414
Are your hands shaking?
-No.
1066
01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:35,796
Get on with it, mate.
-Stop farting around!
1067
01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:37,673
You, cunts!
1068
01:36:48,642 --> 01:36:51,728
Why her, why d'you have
to kiII her!
1069
01:36:51,979 --> 01:36:54,523
I'II fucking weII
have you for that!
1070
01:36:55,190 --> 01:36:57,192
This is a Iaugh!
1071
01:37:00,737 --> 01:37:02,948
Pretending to be an
Ustasha, again, eh!?
1072
01:37:03,198 --> 01:37:06,368
I'II decide who I'm
gonna be, not you!
1073
01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:08,161
Go on then, decide!
1074
01:37:10,372 --> 01:37:15,85
Just don't pretend to be
a geezer 'cos you're a cunt!
1075
01:37:15,586 --> 01:37:18,922
Why don't you pretend to be
your Mum so we can shag you!
1076
01:37:24,344 --> 01:37:28,724
one buIIet, paI.
Now, he's for it!
1077
01:37:29,850 --> 01:37:31,560
Come on,
Iets do it together!
1078
01:38:44,216 --> 01:38:47,386
so here we are at the end
of our story, folks.
1079
01:38:49,930 --> 01:38:51,306
You, mice,
1080
01:38:51,849 --> 01:38:55,602
if you wanna be cool, then
l'm definitely your idol.
1081
01:38:57,813 --> 01:39:02,192
l'm only sorry that l
haven't been abroad,
1082
01:39:02,442 --> 01:39:06,29
but you can't do everything
in life, can you?
1083
01:39:06,613 --> 01:39:10,534
There're bustards everywhere,
what difference does it make?
1084
01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:15,163
l also wish l could've
shagged that black girl.
1085
01:39:16,290 --> 01:39:19,376
As for the Eiffel Tower
that Kure used to talk about,
1086
01:39:19,751 --> 01:39:24,298
well l couldn't give a toss.
l swear on my Mom's life.
1087
01:39:24,548 --> 01:39:26,592
This is the end, folks.
1088
01:39:26,967 --> 01:39:31,638
And, you know, l'm
better off that you lot!
1089
01:39:32,181 --> 01:39:32,598
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1090
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:38,854
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