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What happened? Why aren't you eating?

Why are you just playing?

Eat. Keep it. - 'Bijan Chirimar.'

I'll eat in a bit. - Okay.

All right.

It's an earthquake.

That happens whenever you drink, darling.

And what's new today? Today is your birthday.

So, why just an earthquake? It can be a volcano too!

Volcano! - Mr. Bijan!

Mr. Bijan, this year, we're thinking

of celebrating 15th August magnificently.

Yes..

Magnificent for you means a lot of alcohol, a lot of meat..

Which brand? - Ma'am, this time..

Hey.. It's lunch time now. I don't want any rubbish talks.

Go poke your nose somewhere else.

Bye. - And this is my last warning!

Get lost! - Get lost!

Get lost! - Get lost! - Let's go.

He demands so much. He should look at himself once..

Dad, I need to go to the toilet.

Toilet! Just two minutes. - Yes.. - Toilet!

We'll go to the toilet.

Toilet..

Father.. - Hush..

No, he's my dad! - How did she come here? - No, he's my father!

My dad! - Shut up.. - My father!

My dad! - Hush.. Where's your mother?

She's here! - Yes..

My dad!

My dad! - My father!

Chini? - My father! - My dad!

My father! - My dad! - Chini.. Stop!

What are you doing? Goodness! What is this?

You're alone here! Oh, God!

Who's he? Let's go.. Let's go!

Dear, kids mustn't stay alone.

Mom.. - Mom! - Mom..

Mom.. - Where's your husband?

Yes, Bijan Chirimar speaking.

Where are you?

Oh.. Why?

I'm in Durgapur, in the factory.

Chini told me she saw you here, in the restaurant.

Did she say that? Oh, come on! She's a child. What..

What! Police! Manager!

Hello? - Police! - What happened?

Police! Manager!

Ma'am, please be quiet! - How dare you! - Sorry, ma'am!

Sorry, ma'am.. - How dare you! This is the ladies washroom!

This is my first time! I've never done this!

No, don't! - Please, ma'am.. - Police..

Oh, my God! Kidnapping! - Shut up!

Hijacking! - Shut up!

Kidnapping! - I'll shoot you.. I'll shoot you!

Hands up.. Hands up! Hands up.

Trying to show me your lipstick!

Dear, eat properly.

Over here.. - Look over there..

Who's he.. - Who's he?

I was practising how to put on a veil.

Look what he's doing in a restaurant.

Hello! - Hello. Where are you?

There's a very serious and terrible emergency here, Biju!

What.. - I had to leave early. - What do you mean?

Biju, do you have money? - Come back home!

I'll bury you alive!

I know that.

Hello! - Where's your wallet?

Why? My wallet.. What the.. Where's my wallet?

Where are you? - I'm in Durgapur.

Then what's your wallet doing here, in Kolkata?

What the hell! Great!

Some guy must've picked my pocket.

Shut up! Pickpocket!

You're having fun in the name of work.

Just come back home. I'll bury you alive.

I, Sumitra Chirimar, promise you that.

I'll chop you into pieces! Just get back home.

I knew this as well. - Sir, where do you want to go?

I want to die! Come on, take me to hell!

Hey, mister.. Hey, mister!

Sir, the hooligans are here.

Come on.. - Sir, come out!

Hey, mister!

'Animesh Chakladar.'

Police.. - Hey, stop! Wimps!

Sir, I've heard such sirens before.

Now, listen to mine!

He's playing the hooter with his mouth!

I'll beat you up in such a way that you'll suffer terribly.

Your suffering won't go away! Come downstairs..

What happened to all the boys?

They've come with me. I'm the one who's talking here.

Listen, dear.. - Your house will be demolished next month.

This is the contract. Sign it.

Contacts! What will I do with contact lenses?

What the.. He's very talented!

Wear your hearing aid!

Contract!

Con.. - Why are you shouting?

All right. This is the contract.

This contract pertains to the sale of the house.

Mr. Jeevan will build a housing complex here.

This house was given to me by my dad. - Oh, my..

Sir, your dad must have given you a ton of other things too.

They are of no use, sir. - True..

Forget all this drama. Just sign the contract.

If you force me like this, I'll be forced to commit suicide.

Oh, my! - After all, I'm a retired air force officer.

In the year 1971, on the western front.. - Hey!

You have flown planes. You've saved the nation.

'Jai Hind! Vande Mataram!' That's it!

Don't expect anything more than this.

Remember to sign it!

Or I'll shoot you in your bottom..

Hey, Azam! What's wrong with my car?

Is it the accelerator or something else?

Mr. Azam! - Wait! First, let me check it. - Mr. Azam!

What the hell! - 'Azam Khan.' - Who came here

to call me early in the morning?

It's me. Mr. Biswa sent me here.

Do I need to ride the hero's car again?

No.. The car is not working. It's not getting started.

That's why he called you. - He asked me to check it..

Wait.. I'm coming.. - What's this?

Wait! I'm coming.. - Where are you going?

Sit. - Shall I wait here all day? - Sir, you wait here with your car.

There, the hero is waiting with his car!

Let's go.. - Damn it!

All of you need to understand the scene.

The hero's car will hit the heroine.

Her friends will surround the car.

The heroine will be lying on the ground.

The hero will come and pick her up.

The heroine will be picked up by the hero.

What will the heroine's friends do? - Exactly.

Will they just stare? - Exactly.. - No, sir.

It wasn't mentioned in the script.

It's all right. We'll manage it. Don't worry.

Let the scene be ready first.

Is it fine, sir? - Okay..

We'll manage it later. - Okay..

You go start the car.

There's no need to clap for it. It's my work. Don't clap.

Hiran.. - Hi..

Good to see you, Mr. Pavan.

How are you? - I'm fine.

How are you? - I'm absolutely fine.

Oh, my! - Isn't he..

You look smashing!

Is your shoot here today?

I think they will wrap up early today.

We'll eat together today, in the afternoon.

Excuse me! - You look smashing!

Who are you? - Hey! What do you mean by that?

Production! - Sir.. - What happened, ma'am?

The scene.. - He's disturbing me.

What is it? Who are you? - Are you joking?

Heroine.. - What happened, mister? - I'm talking to my wife.

Have you never seen a film star? - I'm talking to my wife.

What! - Hey!

Are you kidding me? - Hey.. - What's going on?

Look at these people.. - Who is he? Throw him out..

Who knows where they come from! Get out!

I'm talking to my wife. - Throw him out! - Don't touch me..

Get out.. - Hey..

Come on, move it.. - Hey..

Who am I? Whoa..

Who am I?

Obviously.

You were there looking like a nobody.

Look at your face.

What would I have said?

Look at my husband.

A nobody. - Oh..

You're ashamed of me.

Why did you marry me if you're so ashamed of me?

Don't you remember?

We will have our honeymoon in Mauritius.

We'll buy a flat in Tollygunge.

We'll own a car.

Don't you remember?

We'll have them.

We don't have them yet but we will.

We'll have our honeymoon at the age of 80!

So, you won't even recognise me in public?

I won't.

I'm an actress, please! - What!

What did you say? Could you repeat that?

I am an actress.

Right now, you look like a maid, not a movie star.

Actress!

What did you just say? - I told the truth.

This is why I don't feel like going out with you!

You're just a mechanic! - What!

Y-You called me a mechanic? - Yes.

Then I'm leaving. - Where to?

To die! - You can't do that either.

"On the dance floor."

"One, two, three, four, five."

"Such a short life."

"I want.. I want speed."

"Will have to fly."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Sit with your seatbelts tight."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Say 'get set go' and be ready."

"We'll have a blast.."

"We'll have a blast.."

"Yeah.. This is Mr. Malik.."

"Live life on your own terms."

"We've got visas to go everywhere."

"Our dreams are big."

"It was just yesterday that I bought the Burj Khalifa."

"The paparazzi everywhere take my photographs."

"My life is like a hit movie."

"I'm a superstar because I always have a blast."

"I have a big island."

"I drink coffee in Thailand."

"I'll lose my cool and my money."

"I've got no life plans."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Sit with your seatbelts tight."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Say 'get set go' and be ready."

"We'll have a blast.."

"We'll have a blast.."

"Life is uncertain."

"Lift the curtains that cover the heart."

"Don't think about the things you didn't get."

"Don't be disheartened."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Sit with your seatbelts tight."

"This is a rollercoaster ride."

"Say 'get set go' and be ready!"

"We'll have a blast.."

"We'll have a blast.."

"We'll have a blast.."

Goodness! Was that my wife?

Wherever I look, I see my wife.

But my wife

is a refrigerator.

"Here we go."

'Kumar Rai.'

"We'll have.."

Wow! Nice! - "A blast.."

What a car!

Mercedes GL-350-4-matic.

This car costs Rs. 90 lakhs on road. - What..

It's a majestic car. - Yes, it is!

Very nice car! Nice model.. Very nice..

Want to buy the car? - What..

I drove it for six months.

I can sell it for Rs. 15 lakhs. - What!

Rs. 15 lakhs?

Pay me Rs. 3 lakhs in advance

and the keys are yours within an hour.

In one hour? - In one hour.

Okay, done! - Done.

Rs. 3 lakhs, right?

Okay, done. - I'm waiting.

Here's the money.

First, the car keys.

I won't hand you the money unless I get the car keys.

And I won't take the money unless I hand you the car keys.

Wait. - Okay.

The guy is here. Please come out. - I'm coming.

There he is. He's got the keys.

Give the keys. - Here.

What the..

I can't start the car.. - What did I pay you for? - What!

Check the car properly. Find out what's wrong with it.

Is he a mechanic or an actor?

What!

Me.. A mechanic?

I paid Rs. 3 lakhs in advance for the car

and you're calling me a mechanic! - What!

Mercedes in Rs. 3 lakhs?

Do you deal in liquor? - What! - Oh, God!

Why is my heart beating so fast?

What the hell! I paid Rs. 3 lakhs to the car's owner in front of you.

Didn't you see him leave on the bike? - What!

That boy?

This is my car. - What..

I asked him to get a mechanic to fix my car.

Did you.. Oh, God! Why is my heart beating so fast?

D-Do you know that guy?

Yes, I know him..

For the past three years, I.. Why is my heart beating so fast?

If I don't get my money back, I'm not returning the car.

I know you aren't going to return it.

Hold on.

Do you really know the guy? - Didn't I just say that?

Is he your nephew?

No, he's my son-in-law. My daughter's husband.

A live-in son-in-law.

That guy

is your son-in-law.. - Yes..

That guy is your son-in-law? - Yes.

I see!

By the way

my name is P. Muralidharan. - Okay..

Police Commissioner. - Okay.. What!

Hey! Am I a rogue?

Why are you blocking the way?

Sir said that you can't get in.

About me? - Yes. - Yes.

Why? - Ma'am knows that.

Ma'am? - Yes.. - What did you do?

I've got a ton of phone calls since noon.

The police have arrested dad.

The man you sold the car to is the Police Commissioner.

Oh, damn! He was in civilian clothes!

I'm in big trouble.

What's going to happen?

What's going to happen is that you can't stay here anymore.

Dad will get me married again.

That's okay. I don't have any issues with that.

But where will I stay and what am I going to eat?

How would I know?

I was just saying..

Can't I enter the house?

No. Dad said he will shoot the person who lets you in.

He will send you behind bars

and throw your sister and aunt out of the house tomorrow.

What will happen to you?

I.. What else did he say?

He wrote in the text message that you are the son of a..

Whose son?

Bit..

I.. I'll commit suicide. - Why? - What..

Won't it hurt you?

So, how will you attempt it?

I mean, by hanging yourself or by taking poison?

I'll jump.

I'll jump off your father's office building!

Save us.. - I'm worried sick! - What..

Save us.. Someone save us.. - Hey..

I'll fall.. - Help!

If we fall, it's going to hurt real badly. - Save us! - What the..

Don't let go.. - Help! - Goodness..

I want to live! Help!

Stop kicking!

This is a mess! - What the hell are you staring at?

Hey! - What? - Why are you hanging like that?

We want to live! Help us!

All right! Stop screaming!

What have they got to lose? Okay, I'm coming.. - Okay..

But I have a condition! - Okay.. - What?

No one should pull my leg! Okay?

Okay. - Then what do we hold on to?

The tail.. He's coming to help us..

Please hurry! - Hurry up.

He's coming..

I'll never try to commit suicide..

Hey.. - Don't hold his leg! - Not the leg.. Hey..

Let go of the leg.. Hey!

I'll fall down.. - Not the leg.. Hey..

Rascal! Who told you to pull my leg?

We'll fall down.. - Hey.. What the..

Let go! I said let go!

I won't let go.. - Let go!

Save me!

That female goon was way better than this.

It would have been better had she shot me.

I've missed out on so many things in life!

Why the hell did I come here to commit suicide? I said let go!

Hey.. - Help..

Help!

Hey, who.. - What the..

Make it quick. I'm in a hurry.

Look, a rope! - Hold the rope!

What the hell are you waiting for? Grab it!

Hold the rope.. Let go of the leg and hold the rope..

Dearest, I'll come back to you!

Make sure you throw the rope at us as well. - Shut up, rascal!

Throw the rope at us..

Hey! Hurry up! - Hurry up!

Grab the rope! - Yes, I'm grabbing it..

Hurry up, fatso!

Humans and country.. - Speak clearly. - What..

Buddies. - Speak in Bengali, please.

Friends. - His Bengali isn't all that great.

You are all gentlemen. - Yes.. - Yes..

Educated people watch movies. - Who the hell said that? - What..

Don't you watch Srijit Mukherji's movies? - What!

If you want to die, go ahead. - What!

It's okay, forget it.

I have a different proposal.

Come closer, please.

"If you like me, tell me frankly. Don't be coy about it."

"Come, take a good look at me. You don't need to peek."

"If you like me, tell me frankly. Don't be coy about it."

"Come, take a good look at me. You don't need to peek."

"I do as I please. I don't care about people."

"I never miss a chance to chase girls in miniskirts."

"We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"We take turns loving beautiful girls."

"I'll be your temporary partner!"

"I forget about the world when you apply lipstick."

"We gulp down tequila!"

"We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"You have a wicked smile. Your high heels kill me."

"We're going to have wicked fun!"

"My heart soars as I down some champagne."

"Fly down to Uzbekistan and have fun here!"

"We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

"Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?"

Jump start your life and be refreshed.

By the way, are you a tour operator?

I'm the one who shows the path.

My brother is a tour operator.

That is a travel agency.

I'll leave now.

I'm going to the Metro Station to deal with a similar case.

My suicidal brothers.. - Siblings.. Cousins.. - Come here.

What is it?

I mean, what he said.. - It's not a bad idea.

Come, let's get some fresh air.

Life needs a total overhaul. - Yes.. - Yes, that's..

Lovely.. You spoke my mind.

By the way, my name is Kumar. - Oh..

The live-in son-in-law of Kajal Sen, the industrialist.

What! - How great!

Well.. Count me out. - Why? - Why?

I have neither a passport nor any money.

If I dive back into my business

it's only a matter of seven days for me. - Oh, my!

And about the money.. - Yes..

Well, me and..

What did you say your name was? - Bijan Chirimar. - Bijan.

Yes, we'll take care of all the expenses.

Bangkok, Pocket.. - Goodness! Phuket.

'Phu..' - 'Phu..'

Phuket. - That's what I said.

Well.. My wife's father.. - Yes?

I mean, my father-in-law is in the garment business. - Oh!

And his business is in Phuket and Bangkok.

Oh.. - Goodness.. - That's why we cannot go there.

N-No, f-forget it. Forget it.

I just want to say..

Going to Uzbekistan isn't such a bad idea. - Yes..

So, where is this place? - What..

Up there, across The Himalayas.

Right. Just beyond that.

Yes, across The Himalayas! Really!

Vodka and Pulao.. Their national dishes.

Thrilling! - Absolutely. - Thrilling. But..

But what about the girls?

They will be going from here. - From here?

Mister, that is a foreign land! We'll have language problems!

No.. I don't have any problem with language.

How so? - I'm cool with all languages.

What's the local language of that place?

Come close. - What.. - Come on..

Closer? - Yes. - Okay.

The languages are Russian and Uzbek.

Let me ask you something..

How is it possible to take them from here?

Exactly. How do you plan on doing it?

Ta-da! - Abracadabra.

What the.. - What the.. - Bonnie.

My current secretary.

Height.. 5 feet, 4 inches.

I told you, she's my secretary.

Abracadabra. - What the.. - Oh, my! She's so skinny!

Donna.

She models for three different brands of incense sticks.

Yes, she's apt for it.

Mr. Bijan. - Yes? - She is your responsibility.

Reminds me of early autumn. - Abracadabra.

Jhuma. - Oh, my!

She's a dancer.

Kathak to Bharatnatyam, she knows it all.

Mr. Animesh, handle her.

Abracadabra.

Hi!

My personal favourite, Mini.

She acts in TV shows, soap operas.

She does a variety of roles. - Hi!

Just my luck! - Come here, baby. - I have the worst luck..

Really? - Yes..

Abracadabra.. - What the.. - It will happen.

What! - But we need a plan first.

You all can leave now.

I made a blunder in the morning.

So, I'll have to handle that.

Tomorrow, I'll see you right here.

"We'll have a blast."

Bye.

Recognised me?

Can I sit? - Yes!

Thank you.

After this, you'll be sitting in a courtroom.

Son-in-law and father-in-law will be in the same jail.

Your father-in-law said he would kick you out.

We've seized the Mercedes Benz as well.

Got it?

Sir, the car for which you paid.. - Yes!

Rs. 3 lakhs. - Right, Rs. 3 lakhs.

The place where you handed me the money

had a CCTV camera.

What!

CCTV camera.

Very good! Very good!

That means, my job has been made much easier.

What will you say in the courtroom, then?

What! - Why did you give the money?

The advance for the car. Yes!

It's not illegal to buy a car. No offence, no crime.

Point. No offence.

But buying something for over Rs. 2 lakhs in cash

is punishable.

How will you justify the source of the money?

If you get punished even for a day, your job will be..

Brilliant!

Brilliant! Really.. You're brilliant!

I was just joking, my friend!

Hey, it was just a joke. Just a joke..

I understand..

Father-in-law.

Hey..

Hey, mister.. - Hey, you, what's the matter?

Pass me a cigarette, will you? - What's he saying?

Do you have one? A cigarette?

Do you have some liquor? I want to drink some.

Give me a bottle, will you? - Hey, shut up!

Release Kajal Sen from the lock-up right now.

With due respect. Behave properly with him. - Sir.

Done? It's settled.

No, it isn't. - What..

I'm short of Rs. 3 lakhs, which you took from father-in-law.

I need that. - Those Rs. 3 lakhs?

Yes. - Yes, sir..

Yes, sir. Okay.. Rs. 3 lakhs.

Here you go, Rs. 3 lakhs. Okay?

Thank you.

It's done, then? Are you satisfied?

No hard feelings, yes?

Okay, come on.

Tell my father-in-law that I'm starting a new business.

I need funds. Tell him to arrange for that.

Will you remember that?

What do you want? - What?

What's there to laugh about? - Hey, mister.

Come outside. - Me? - Yes, you.

Come outside? - Yes. - Let's go.

Give me that..

I know everything. Tell me the names.

Who were you with yesterday.. - Come on..

Tell me the names. - I really don't know.

Who took the phone? - The Commissioner's calling you.

He'll take you to task again. Come! - Again?

Come on! - Okay.. Yes, sir..

What.. - Come in..

Oh, my God! Oh, dear!

Who reduced you to this state?

Oh, dear! Would you look at that! Who took your clothes and shoes?

You.. - This person?

Look what he.. Yes.. - My friend.

Y-You.. Go outside..

What?

Okay.. One minute. Mr. Kajal.

Listen. - What?

My friend, your son-in-law

my bosom friend will start a business, okay? - What!

Make sure he gets the funds without any fuss.

Wait outside. I'll be there.

Good.

What? - Well..

I need a passport too, a new one.

No problem, sir. No problem.

Be it any problem, big or small..

Whatever it is, I'll solve it, okay?

Okay.. - Okay, sir? - Thank you.

Sir. - Yes? - The CCTV footage.

I have it. I have kept that safe.

Bye. Thank you.

Oh, Lord!

I'm finally home.

Hold that! They stripped me..

He wasn't wrong. - What.. No.

We need to refresh ourselves. - Yes..

Mr. Animesh. - Yes?

Before that, let's go solve your problem.

Hey, are we going? - Yes.. - Yes.

Let me tell you something. The thing is

wouldn't Digha or Puri have been nicer?

I mean, it would've been.. - Hey! - Why go so far away..

Hey.. - Shut up! - I'm telling you..

Beggars are not losers! - Beggars are not choosers.

That's what I said.. - So, it's final?

Where are we going? Uzbekistan.. - Uzbekistan..

Hey, mister! Come out..

There he is!

1971, air force?

What do you want? - Oh, my goodness! - Hey..

As if we're getting to meet God Himself!

Has the contract been signed?

Yes!

I won't sign it!

Hey.. What's he saying?

He's saying that he won't sign it.

Why? Did you call the police?

Hey, come on.

Mr. Kumar.. Come. - Let me go..

Did you get these fools as backup? - Hey!

She called us fools! - That's an old dialogue.

Mr. Animesh, is that fatso the daredevil?

Hey, talk respectfully. You don't own this..

Hey, shut it!

Respect, my foot!

I'll empty all the bullets in your bottom!

That's it.. No more eating, then. - What!

Won't you ask me why they won't get to eat, then?

I don't know.

One will have to take a dump after having food.

And after that..

Hey, old man, sign it. - He won't!

He won't. - Oh, my goodness!

What a hunk!

Hey..

Oh, my goodness!

Hey, this is fake. - Fake? - Yes.

It's harmless. - Hey, it's a toy gun!

I was just saying.. Go.

Step back and enjoy the show. - You'll beat them up?

Yes. - Go ahead!

"Let's go, the children of my country.."

As a matter of fact.. - Oh, yeah?

"We'll have a blast.."

What will you eat? A banana, an apple or an orange?

Why did you break it? Do you know

that in the year 1920.. - The show's going on.

I'll tell you later.

Ma'am.. - Hey, hit him!

Hit him!

Hey, hit him!

Hit him.. Hey!

"We'll have a blast.."

Your goon problem has been taken care of. - Yes!

I'll leave peacefully by locking the house.

I have something to say, Mr. Kumar.. - Go on.

Well.. If my family comes to know about this

I'll be beaten to death.. I mean

I'm talking about my wife. - Yes, she surely will.

Absolutely. Well, Mr. Bijan.. - Yes?

Can you speak in Hindi? - Well, just the basics.

As you know, Bengalis don't buy flats in Kolkata.

Yes.. - Mr. Animesh. - Yes?

How's your English? - Yeah.. No problem.

For the last 18 years, I have served the country

as a Commanding Officer. - Oh!

Flight Lieutenant Animesh Chatterjee..

In the year 19.. - Just a minute!

Go over there, on the tram

and keep talking about the things you want to.

No.. Don't do that, not even by mistake.

Well, I think you should give them personal coaching.

Mathematics and Science, twice a week.

Tutor them at their homes.

Where.. - Hey, come on. - God..

Who knows what lies in the alleys of Kolkata!

Which floor is it.. - Second floor..

Six months' advance..

Excuse me.

Yes, what is it?

All right.

Send them up here after five minutes.

No, you don't have to fill up the form here.

The tourists have arrived.

What! - You won't understand.

Time.. Time's everything.

Like people say.. Time flies..

Like.. I don't know what.

Our representative will have the forms filled up at your home.

Pay via Paytm. No cash, all digital. Thank you.

May we come in? - Yes! Come in..

Sit.. - Yes..

Hey, it's you!

That wasn't me. That was my brother.

We're twins. All of you..

'Uzbek..' - What.. - What..

'Istan..'

Yes..

It's a very exotic place.

Walnuts, almonds..

Then there's.. Rotis! - Rotis?

There are eight people. Three of them don't have a passport.

Do the others have wings? - Wings! - Do they have wings?

No.. - No..

Then they won't be able to fly either!

Their passports will be made after a few days.

Please tell us about the itinerary.

They'll fly to Delhi-Mumbai from Kolkata.

They'll again fly to Uzbekistan from Delhi-Mumbai.

Great!

Straight to Hotel City Palace.

Amitabh Bachchan stays there whenever he visits.

And what about Salman Khan?

It's his hotel, you see!

Actually, he has bought two hotel rooms. - I see..

Then? - Do you want to visit the factory?

Julu.. I mean, Jalal-ud-din.

I'm talking about King Babur. - I see.

That's where he came from, on horseback.

Babur! I want to go there.

My ancestors.. - They were horses, right?

Are you done?

And two nights' stay at Samarkand.

There, you'll find pomegranates..

They are huge..

Walnuts, nuts and Maulana Naseeruddin..

Everything's from there.

So, the tour is of seven nights and eight days.

All meals, BLD, are included.

Which team is that?

Breakfast.. Lunch.. Dinner. BLD..

Wear your hearing aid.

Also, before dinner, you get vodka for free.

If possible, book it by today.

What if we don't do it today? - Then it won't be booked.

Today's Vodka Day there. - Vodka Day! - Oh..

Wait for a while. I want to be sure.

To be on the safe side.

What..

Something must have happened to him.

It's very risky.

I was right!

Today is the auspicious day!

You'll get vodka for free before dinner.

You'll have to bear the other expenses.

Is everyone male? I mean

will any female be going with you?

Yes.. No! H-How can it be possible?

It isn't possible here.

So, name, address, age and passport..

And the remaining passports.. After three days.

This is the advance.

International trip for just Rs. 2,000!

I'll get the rest of the money three days later.

Let's go. - Yes.. - Hey, listen.. Kumar!

You didn't ask him about the vodka.

They'll give everything.

There, vodka costs Rs. 150 in Indian currency.

Wow! - Is that so? - Moreover, it's their Vodka Day there.

Very risky.. - What..

Russian.. - Yes..

Mr. Kumar, you know Russian too? - Yes!

You're a fool! I don't know it and he doesn't either.

So, we'll go to Delhi from Kolkata. - Yes..

Then we'll go to Uzbekistan from Delhi!

We are going to Mumbai.

I mean, Kolkata to Mumbai and then Mumbai to Uzbekistan.

Mumbai!

Mr. Kumar, only because of you, my dreams are coming true.

Only because of you! Do you understand what I'm saying?

Mumbai!

Just imagine.. We'll visit Mannat and then Jalsa.

What are you talking about?

Uzbekistan is a place of dreams.. - Kumar..

Why Mumbai all of a sudden?

My three brothers-in-law stay in Delhi. - Again, brother-in-law..

Yes, again. If they get to know that I'm going to Delhi

they'll show up at the airport. - Oh, God! And then..

Tomorrow, at 12 o'clock, I'll make you two talk to my father.

Father! - My father-in-law.

Oh, your father-in-law.

You're Sanjay Gowariker.

And you're Farooq Engineer. - Wicket keeper!

Shut up! You two are businessmen. - Businessmen..

You want to start a chemical plant. - Okay..

You want me to be your partner.

There will be a meeting for about seven days.

Business meets will be held there.. Etc.. - Okay.

Clear? - Okay. - That's it.

I'll go to Mumbai from Kolkata

and then to Uzbekistan from Mumbai. - Uzbekistan. - What!

What about us? - Us?

'Us!' You'll get a letter from my company.

You'll get it tomorrow. That's it.

Okay.. That will be fine.

I'll be needing two..

I hope you got my drift..

What's the name of the company?

The name of the company? - Yes. - D Company and Associates.

Nice..

D! - So what?

No.. - You'll be giving the letter to your wife.

It sounds like a.. - No..

The name 'D Company' seems strong.

D company! - Forget all this.

Tomorrow, at 12 o'clock.. - Yes..

"We'll have a blast.."

A chemical plant sounds quite interesting.

Do you want to talk to them? Should I give them a call?

No, there's no need for it.

There's nothing to talk about the initial money either.

You told me that your expenses will be around Rs. 7 lakhs.

Father-in-law, I'll be staying there for about seven days.

There will be expenses pertaining to the hotel, travelling and food.

There will be expenses pertaining to it. - Yes..

Will your secretary be going with you?

Bonnie? - Yes.

Sack! I've sacked her!

You did? - Yes!

I felt as if she was there in the office..

I mean, I've thought of sacking her.

I haven't done it yet.

Her face doesn't go with the chemical industry.

Face? - Yes!

Call him up.

Yes, Mr. Bijan Chirimar speaking.

Yes, Mr. Gowariker. My father.. I mean, my father-in-law

wants to speak with you.

Yes, hello.. - J-Just a second.

Gowariker. - Oh, yes..

Kajal Sen here.

I'm Sanjay Gowariker.

Greetings! I've heard a lot about you.

Your Hindi is quite similar to mine.

Bengalis tend to speak Hindi like that..

What! - No, I mean..

Marathi is similar to Bengali.

Listen.

I have given your son-in-law a proposal.

The chemical industry is a lucrative business these days.

Happy days are coming!

Right..

Where do you stay? I mean, what's your address?

27/1, Nagtala Road, Garia, Kolkata.

Oh! You stay in Kolkata..

Then why didn't you meet me?

No! Yes..

Sunday morning, we'll meet.. I'm very busy now.

No.. No excuses.

Day after tomorrow, we'll have lunch together at Hyatt.

Bring Mr. Farooq Engineer with you.

Okay, very good..

Thank you.. It was a blunder..

You should've told me that they're staying here, in Kolkata.

They don't stay here.. I mean, they stay here.

They might leave by tomorrow or the day after.

Then let's meet them before that.

Sir, did you call me? - What..

Yes.. I've heard that you're taking too many leaves.

No, sir! I came to work on Sunday too.

Is the office open on Sundays?

I want to know what's going on..

Mr. Gowariker's meeting was on that day.

We had a meeting at the office on Sunday.

Listen. - Y-Yes, sir?

Coming two months, you won't get any leaves.

No excuses! No taking leaves!

Nothing doing! You follow me?

Okay, sir. - I'll take your leave now.

'27/1, Nagtala Road, Garia.'

Who asked you to say that?

He said it before I could stop him.

'He said it!' Everyone remembers their address!

Why won't I say it?

What will happen now? - What do you think will happen?

Mr. Bijan. - Yes?

By tomorrow, you'll have to dye your hair red

and wear a dark safari suit. - My hair..

I'll have the cards printed.

It will bear the company's name and the Mumbai address.

And remember to wrap it up as early as possible. - Yes, quickly.

Mr. Animesh. - Yes? - You must wear a hat and a suit.

Hat.. - Shut up!

And make sure you talk less.

He talks a lot.

So, how is he? - He's good.

Great! Nice!

Do you think I should come with my son-in-law?

Oh, yeah.. You're always welcome.

No, but.. - What.. - But..

All our plans and programmes are already fixed. - Yes..

Moreover.. - What..

I mean, moreover..

Moreover, your son-in-law is young and dynamic.

So, he should not think that

you parents

are.. - Spoon-feeding. - Spoon-feeding him.

That's true..

Thank you, Mr. Farooq.

By the way, may I know about your experience?

My sense.. It's full!

Yes? - May I know about your experience?

In 2002, Kargil War..

Kargil War? What the..

The year 2002

reminds us Indians of the Kargil War.

But to me

it is the year my chemical factory was started

in Kargil.

I made a mistake. It's not Kargil.

It's near Maharashtra.. Tell me the name of the place..

Handcuffs.. Thana.. It's Thane.

Oh, wow! Your Bengali pronunciation is quite good.

My what..

My Bengali.. - Yes..

Oh!

Actually, I'm always surrounded by Bengali people.

And the Bengali language is as sweet as sweet yoghurt!

Mr. Bichi! - What..

What? Who is that? - What do you mean?

Mr. Bijan, your wife and my wife, Reena

met at Buju's birthday party.. - Hey, listen!

I'm

Sanjay Gaekwad. - Yes.. - Okay?

You've made a mistake.

Hey, he's telling you that he's not the one who you think he is.

Go on, get going. Mind your business.

Look, gentleman, I think you've made a mistake.

Yes. - Right. - A big mistake..

How strange!

Hey, you can exclaim later.

Get going.. - Let's go.

Strange!

A big mistake.

What's this? What's he doing?

My wife!

No way.

He's a redhead.

And he's in Durgapur now.

Why did we stop eating? - No way!

That's prawn, eat it.

I-I'll have to leave. - Hey..

You haven't even finished lunch. - I will have it later.

No, finish your lunch. - Let's go..

Hey, finish eating. - Some other time.

Hey, look at this! W-What happened?

Oh, yes.

Come.

This.. - Hey, let's go!

What.. - Father-in-law, not today, later. - Yes..

I've to dye my hair black now.

No one can say, the other one might come back.

What's the status of your passport application?

Well

it's the same mess up again.

There is no problem with Jhuma's passport. Only mine is in mess.

What's the issue?

Well

my father's name is Rana Banerjee. - What!

What's wrong? What?

Hey!

Get off.

Your name is Azam Khan.

Your father's name

is Rana Banerjee? - That's what my Voter ID shows.

Ration card? - Same.

School certificate?

All of this began from the schools.

The wicked headmaster did this.

It messed up my entire life.

What did they say?

Who, the officer? - Yes.

He said that this is a serious mess up.

How can a Hindu's son turn out to be a Muslim?

I said, 'Yes I am. Why do you care?'

Did you say that? - Yes, I did.

In this manner? - Yes, I did.

I'm Azam Khan, from King Babar's royal family.

I don't fear anyone.

He said that his senior will call.

Yes, Commissioner.

Hey, no..

It's mentioned everywhere, from his ration card

to his school certificates, Rana Banerjee's son, Azam Khan.

No, there's nothing wrong. I assure you.

It'll be done.

Thank you, sir. Thank you so much!

I was saying, I'll get one of those

liquors for you..

Thank you, sir.. Good day!

Will it be done?

Bravo, Mr. Kumar. - "It'll be chaotic, it will be.."

Four men.

Four women. - Yes.

And all the women are below 30. Extraordinary!

Below 30? - Life is just..

Don't laugh like that! Like a sly person.

This is a business trip. - Yes.

They are all our secretaries. - Oh, yes! - Yes.

Secretaries! - Yes..

His has a secretary too?

Excuse me! - Damn fool!

Are you the moral police?

No, mister. That is in Uttar Pradesh.

You

or you all are going for a trip with your own money.

"How does it matter to me.."

My dear, you all may leave now. - Yes.. - Right..

Come.

Bye..

Excuse me. - Come.

Well.. - Bye..

Would you like to see the photo of the one to greet you all

from our end at Uzbekistan? - Yes, let's see.

W-Well, I'm saying that boy named Bonny

he won't go with us.

He's very sick and he won't get a leave from work too.

I knew it. Well, is he very sick?

Who said that? She has amazing curves.

Do you know everything? - Yes.

Who asked you to talk? - I saw it. - I'm talking, right?

Which language does she speak in?

She can greet you in different languages.

Yes.. - My God! - She speaks Russian, Uzbek

Bengali and Hindi.

She hails from Dhaka.

She is.. - I see.

But for this guide, you all will have to pay

Rs. 10,000 daily.

Rs. 10,000 daily!

A night. - It's done then.

When are we leaving?

You'll get your tickets and Visa

within 13 days of submitting your passports.

Finalise a journey date.

As soon as possible.

Hey, Mr. Kumar is speaking in Russian.

Idiot!

I spoke in Sanskrit. - It's all the same.

Hey, when are we leaving?

15th August.

What? - On the Independence Day.

Independent and expensive.

Hey, that's republic.

The former is a better option.

Update yourself.

Uzbekistan. - Hey, Azam Khan.

Hey, I will need two.

Yes.

I've had two printed and notarised. - Oh..

Thank you..

Mr. Kumar.. - Tell me. - I want to say something.

Someone is flying me to Mumbai to work as driver.

Do you think my wife believe that?

If she believes in mega serials, then she'll believe this too.

If she insists, then tell her

that Mr. Bijan made the arrangements.

Tell her to ask me.

She doesn't really trust you much..

I'm absolutely relaxed.

I'll lock my house and fly away.

Hey, it's Dhoritri!

Dhoritri Infra Ventures.

Dhoritri!

Right.

You don't understand.

How strange!

Serve whatever you want, my dear.

You're going to Mumbai for nine days.

Why aren't you taking me along?

I'll be going for work, and you're asking stupid questions!

You mentioned a seminar a while ago.

Seminar on servicing.

What do you think?

Will constructing be enough?

We need to know how to service them, won't we?

It used to be for three days earlier.

Well, that.. - Eat.. - That is local servicing.

I mean, local business.

This is on a greater scale. - What?

Greater scale?

There you go.

This is why I call you an illiterate.

You just talk without thinking.

There you go! You taunted me again.

All right!

Yes. - When are you leaving?

On the Independence Day.

Free, independent and republican.

What? - Azam speaking.

My wife is dead.

Full.. Hey!

You'll be happy if I'm die, right? Very happy!

You got up? I knew it.

I was just joking.

You use my money to drink!

Shameless fellow!

You threw it! - I'll take you to task, just wait!

What happened?

There's a letter for you.

I was asked to sign to receive it.

Yes, I know. I was called many times.

You?

Why, doesn't he have anything else to do?

Mr. Bijan.. - That old hag!

Oh, no!

Mr. Bijan's friend.. His name is..

Mr. Kumar. - Oh!

Sen and Sen Constructions.

H-How did you come to know?

Tell me what happened. - Nothing!

I repaired Mr. Kumar's Mercedes

in three hours.

After that, he informed them. So I got a call from Mumbai.

It's the same problem with a similar car.

I'll have to repair it. That's it.

All my expenses are free for nine days.

I'll be paid Rs. 1 lakh

if I'm able to repair it.

And if I can't, then I won't be paid.

So what's the use of the passport?

P-Passport.. W-Why do I need it?

Answer my question.

How did you come to know?

Your passport was delivered.

I had my passport made as I had a shoot in Bangladesh.

Why do you need yours?

What's going on? Tell me!

Nothing's going on.

I'm figuring out what to say.

I thought that I will give you a surprise!

You always talk about going for our honeymoon.

Look, I'll surely repair that car and get Rs. 1 lakh as well.

Then we will go to Bangkok

and Pattaya for three nights and four days.

Oh, what a great plan!

Well, how will you travel to Mumbai?

By plane.

And Bangkok? - Plane again.

My sweet, dear cupcake!

Go ahead, pour it in the glass.

I will get the snacks ready.

Wow! I am so lucky!

Mr. Bichi! - What?

Mr. Bijan. - Can't you remember the name?

I just want to say, on 15th August..

Yes, I know it's Independence day.

I mean, on the 15th.. - Come to the point.

You want donation, right? - Yes.

There is still some time left. I'll pay later. Leave now.

Take a look at this letter. - Which letter?

'DA Company and Associates'. Wow!

That's a lot of words! Just tell me what it says.

By opening the construction business..

Stop this drama. Stop it.

Cut to the case.

My point is.. I mean..

You must have heard

about Shapoorji Pallonji.

They have a secretary, Mr. Gaekwad.

He invited us all to learn about all this.

Mr. Gaekwad invited you? - Yes.

And, it's signed by Mr. Kumar Roy? Great!

Is it in Bengali? Let me see.

Yes, he did. What do I say!

He keeps doing these things. I have to get it changed.

I must call and tell him.

How can his offer be signed by his secretary?

Strange!

It's okay if they don't offer us the couple's ticket for Dubai.

It doesn't matter to me. - What do you mean?

They have selected 30 people.

They are sending 10 couples among them to Dubai.

I don't care if I don't get that. - How could you not!

How does it matter if his secretary signs

since he is a busy man?

That's true.

But, it's a matter of dignity.

Should I drink to your dignity?

Will she do it, or won't she?

Will she do it, or won't she?

Hi. Today, will you..

No, today it is the birthday of our Guru.

What was yesterday?

Come on! It was the day of the week when dad was born.

The day before yesterday?

Stupid, that was the day of the week when you were born.

The day before that? - What's wrong with you?

You forgot the day of the week when your dad was born!

Hey, listen! Hey..

Since our marriage, I have heard only about birthdays.

How will this family progress, dear?

No one will be born!

If you don't them a chance

then how will they take birth? Come.

Shut up. You shouldn't say such things.

Hey!

I am going out for a couple of days.

I know. Father told me.

Dad.. Won't you be upset?

Yes. Then, I'll sing, pray

read gospels of Vivekananda.

Mother used to say, it uplifts our spirit.

How about watching a dirty show?

What's that?

Oh, dear! Don't they have any shame?

They are not wearing anything.

Yes, they haven't. So what?

Tomorrow, I will tell dad to get clothes.. - Hey!

Dad.. Fine! Don't bother.

I'll send the clothes.

How will you send? You have no money!

All right, let me give you.

Rather

you sell this ring

and buy them clothes.

But, this is your wedding ring.

Leave it. I'm doing a business.

I'll save the earnings and buy clothes for them.

That will be better.

Your good luck makes me feel jealous.

You are the most lucky. It couldn't have been any better.

I ordered for tea and Onion Pakoda. - Wow!

What's next? - Nothing else. We were talking about his luck.

Do you know what I feel?

I want a part of his luck to rub into mine.

No tension, no worries, only fun! - Right!

I'm not as good as I used to be. - Do you hear him?

Nephew! - Yes, Aunt?

Nephew.. - Oh, it's you..

Yes! Why? Were you expecting an actress?

I've brought some sweets from Balaram Mullick.

Go on, have it..

Wonderful.. - Oh, God.. - Sit..

Oh, God! It's very hot!

Oh, God! It's very hot! - Yes..

Including the water bottle, I've carried 19 pieces of luggage.

Got it? - Oh, my! 19! - Yes, 19.

I mean

biscuits, spices and other edible items.

Hey! Why are you all just standing here?

Go get the luggage! Turn on the air conditioning. - Go on..

I'll turn it on if I have one.

Mr. Animesh's aunt came to his house hoping to live peacefully.

That's not much.. It's not heavy. - Oh, my! Look at the luggage..

Oh, my God! What's this?

Fortune.. - Did you bring them all? - Yes..

Ma'am.. - What? What happened?

Give me another Rs. 100. - Such audacity! - Rs. 100?

Does it look like I have a money plant here? - Leave..

Go! Don't bother me!

He wanted more money! - Look at his audacity!

What's the time now? - It's 7:30 p.m.

Okay.. You all should leave.

What! - So, your wife doesn't say anything?

Nephew. - Yes, Aunt?

How are they related to you? - Friends..

Friends? - Yes. - What do they do?

Him.. - Hey, skinny boy!

What.. - What's your name?

Mine? - Yes. - Azam Khan.

Dear Lord..

Oh, God! He looks like a Bengali.

He is a Bengali. - Do you have a wife or a child? - Oh, dear..

I just have a wife, not a child. - It will come. - I see..

'Onion Pakoras.' - Hey.. Over here..

We can have two pieces each.

Not two. - Here we go..

Here you go.

Share it. - What!

I haven't had this for a long time. Lovely..

Fortune.

Nephew.. - Go on, eat. - Eat..

Listen.. - Yes, Aunt? - I'm going to Mumbai.

Oh, I see.. - I'm going to visit my aunt.

Okay.. - Yes..

My aunt..

Can you tell me how old aunt is? - 150 years.

What rubbish! 93 years.

She's still very young.. - Very young.. - Yes..

I'm leaving on 15th August. The flight is in the morning.

What happened?

Ma'am, is it Oriental Airlines?

Yes! The flight is at 6:20 a.m.!

So, you'll be going on the 15th?

Yes, on the 15th!

My ticket is for the 15th, not any other day!

Stupid boy!

I couldn't have caught a flight

from Burdwan that early in the morning.

So, I figured that I should come here.

Can't you go there after two days?

Rubbish! Nephew. - Yes? - This is what I want for dinner.

Six Rotis, Fried Brinjal, Potato Curry

and four pieces of mutton, curried. Understood?

Also, two 'Rajbhogs'.

It's very hot! Oh, God.. - Ma'am..

Yes? What happened? - Can I seek your blessings?

Well, I haven't taken a shower yet but go ahead.

Bless me, ma'am.. - It's okay.. Bless you.. - Nice!

I swear.. Mr. Animesh, you really are fortunate.

Absolutely.. - Why is that?

I mean, who else could get an aunt like you?

Looks can be deceiving. But what intelligence! - Yes..

Nephew. - Yes?

You also need to get some digestive aid, okay?

Come, we have much to discuss. Come on.

Nephew, make sure you get all the food items. - Yes..

You better.. - Oh, how fortunate..

See you, ma'am.

Yes.. Oh, my!

What happened? - You look like a fat cat.

Listen. - Yes.. - You should eat less. Okay?

Sure. From tomorrow, I'll go on the diet you stick to.

See you. - What..

Rascal!

We are really unfortunate. The whole plan is ruined.

The flight tickets from Kolkata to Mumbai are non-refundable.

We won't get our money back. - Yes..

And the flight to Uzbekistan from Delhi is at 10:20 a.m. - Yes..

There is just one problem.

The flight to Delhi from Kolkata is at 6:40 a.m.

What do we do? - What about it?

Mr. Animesh will hire a taxi

for his aunt at 4:30 a.m. - Yes..

We'll leave for the airport at 4:50 a.m. - Yes..

And coming to those four girls.. - Yes..

They're going to Mumbai from Kolkata

and then to Uzbekistan from Mumbai. - What..

Who is at the airport? - Who?

Ma'am. So what? - What if our flight gets delayed?

Who will be there at the airport lobby?

Who?

Oh, no! Ma'am! - Right.

I have an idea.

Go ahead. - Okay.

Disguise. - Correct.

There's no other way. - Right!

Stay blessed. - Go slow, there's no hurry.

Okay. - There's no hurry. - Take care.

Hold on.. - There is no hurry.

None at all.

Drive slow, no need to hurry.

My bag..

Hey! - Let's go!

Hurry up..

The fake moustache and beard is in the bag. Use it if needed.

Okay. - Come this way! - Hey..

Where do I sit? - Sit here. - Where?

Turn around..

Since morning, it has been.. I don't like it.

I was wondering whether all this is required.

What is it? - Hey, you!

Move aside, sir.

We're going to Samarkand.

You!

How strange!

If you shave your beard

you'll look like my nephew. - No..

Vijay Dinanath Chau..

...dullah. - Wow..

You sound like Amitabh Bachchan.

I am from the village, Mandwa.

Wow! Now he sounds like Rajesh Khanna.

What is..

I-I have drank a lot.

I'm very thirsty. - Bye..

Okay, bye..

How forgetful!

He left behind his beard.

Finally, Uzbekistan! - Yes!

Wow, Mr. Bijan!

You're already excited. What will you do when we reach?

Listen. - Yes.

When I went to show the passport

they spoke in English.

They were mentioning 'tourist' and asked whether I was on a trip.

I replied in English.

What did you say? - I said, yes.

You said it right! Excellent!

Hail the Goddess!

Finally, we're in Delhi. It is done. My stomach..

There's your aunt. - Where?

Is this a joke?

Come on, it getting late. Flight will leave soon.

I want to have another cup of tea.

What.. - It won't take much time.

We will come. - Yes, we will join you.

Be on time. - No problem.

Hey.. Can I have a cup of tea?

"I'm Mr. Bhajo Hari Manna.."

'flight has been hijacked.'

'Breaking news! This is our exclusive report.'

'We received a breaking news.'

'Oriental Airlines..'

Mr. Kumar. - Whoa!

I'm having lots of fun only because of you.

Isn't this enjoyable much?

Stop it! Go and take your seat. You will get more of it.

You'll get many chances.. - You're a great man..

We are flying very high. Very high!

What happened?

It will be done. Once we reach, you will have a great time.

Damn it! He's behaving like this at this age.

Be patient. Everything will happen.

How are you feeling? - I'm feeling great.

I'm feeling great.

But Mr. Bijan.. - Yes?

...is so excited that he can't even speak.

And what can't I do exactly? - You can't even speak.

What.. - His beak! Where?

Rubbish! Wear your hearing aid. - Oh..

He can't even speak.. - Why are you shouting?

I'll understand even if you talk softly.

Hi. - Hi.

Good to see you. - Oh, dear..

This is heaven.. - Welcome to Uzbekistan.

'We had informed you earlier'

'that the train going to Mumbai from Kolkata.. I'm sorry.'

'I meant, Kolkata-Mumbai flight 307'

'has been hijacked this morning at eight.'

'That's the information we've got.'

'Here's our correspondent from the airport, Mr. Bikram Das.'

'We'll connect directly to him.'

'Bikram, what news do you have?'

Where have you brought us, Mr. Kumar?

City Palace! - Hotel City Palace!

Mr. Kumar! - Yes?

Life seems set! - Yes..

I feel like singing.

Go on, sing. - Go sing in your room. - "Here, there.."

"Here, there.." - Wow..

You all need to go keep your luggage.

We'll then go for the city tour. - Correct!

Azam, keep my luggage in the room.

In the room.. - In the meantime, I'll..

Hey, get your luggage.. - What the..

Damn it! You've been doing this since forever.

Go do this in your room. - Okay, I'll go inside..

Baby, what's our next plan? - City tour!

You know Bengali. Things have got easier for me.

Why just Bengali.. I can speak in a variety of accents.

What! - Shall I speak? - What are you doing?

I stayed in Bangladesh for a long time. So, I picked up the accent.

Tell me. Whose statue is that?

I need to tell you that?

He must be a terrorist.

No.. He's our nation's hero.

Temur. Amir Temur. - I see..

Terrorist! - Hush!

Don't utter that. Someone will hear you.

He's our nation's hero.

Terrorist! - Hush! What happened? - Hijack!

What! - Terrorists hijacked our flight!

What! - Which flight? - The one in which

Mr. Animesh's aunt was there. - Where did you see them?

Well.. I saw them in the airport.

Why didn't you tell us this earlier?

I couldn't speak. - Aunt, where are you?

We're in trouble.. - More like big trouble..

What happened?

We.. We'll have ice cream. - Yes, ice cream.

One, two, three, four. - Yes..

Get some ice cream for the four of us. Get it parcelled.

But ice cream.. Now.. - Yes.. Go on, get it.. - Hey..

Thank you! - Are they mad?

We're in big trouble.. - Trouble.. - I told you..

I told you many times that we should go to Puri.

I said we should go to Digha.

I said we should go to Mandarmani.

But you had to come here, to 'Uz'..

'Uz..' - Uzbekistan!

Before coming here, I.. - What happened?

I forged my father-in-law's signature

and brought Rs. 25 lakhs here. - What! - Great.

I converted them to dollars. - Oh, God.. - God..

He won't allow me to enter the house again. - True..

After the visa expires, they will kick us out of this country!

Aunt, where are you.. - Our life is over!

Idea!

Where are you going? - Where are you going?

To watch the news on TV!

Hey, you.. - Let's go.. - I'm telling the truth!

Hey, listen..

'Breaking news.'

'We've found out from the passenger enquiry section'

'that the only son-in-law, Kumar'

'of Kajal Sen, the famous industrialist, was on this flight.'

'We have spoken with Kumar's family..'

There you go! Even my husband's been kidnapped?

Along with the plane. - Would you believe that!

They'll demand a ransom now.

How much are they demanding?

Are they terrorists?

It doesn't matter if they are terrorists or not.

They'll surely demand a ransom.

So, tell Mr. Kajal Sen to be ready with the money.

Don't eat more. - Why?

Should a wife not eat when her husband gets kidnapped?

Oh, dear, what a terrible catastrophe!

Such a disaster! - Oh, stop it, Aunt!

What are you doing?

I'm perfectly fine. - What! - You're mistaken.

Nothing has happened to me.

My husband is kidnapped. - Excuse me.

Oh, my God.. - Don't act like that. - God..

Just imagine.

My daughter's a glutton and my son-in-law has been kidnapped.

True. - Wonderful!

And to top it all, that rascal has stolen

Rs. 25 lakhs from my bank account by forging my signature!

Oh, God!

Rs. 25 lakhs!

What.. - See?

Didn't I tell you? He knew everything.

Dad. - Yes? - He's such an intelligent man!

What! - He knew beforehand that he'd be kidnapped.

So, he took all the money with him.

Oh, God!

Ma'am, let's go to the airline's office once.

We'll get the complete news there.

'That morning, four people in sunglasses and turbans'

'were found roaming around confused in the airport.'

'The police have provided this information'

'based on the CCTV footage of the airport.'

'And later on, two of them were found'

'to be wearing a fake moustache and beard'

'and roaming about the airport.'

'The Central Bureau of Intelligence has begun its investigation'

'to know the identities of those four men.'

What.. - 'So..' - Hey, do you have a razor?

Yes.. - I mean, what if we shave our heads? - What!

'Coming to the hijacking..' - Why did you have to..

'The detectives..'

...wear a fake beard and moustache all of a sudden?

We had to.. - Well..

What if we tell them

that we haven't hijacked the plane? The plane's not here with us.

That we're here on a vacation. - Excuse me!

'In the plane..' - I have two wives. Remember?

'Surrounding them too..' - I'm very.. - What?

I'm very hungry.

Do you have any poison? - Yes, give it to him.

Give it to him first.

'For now, within the vicinity of the airport..'

Here.. - 'The Kolkata-Mumbai flight..'

'Oshea.. Phytogain Hair oil.'

Apply it.

Your hair will be thick and long! - Damn it!

A plane has been hijacked.. - Yes.. - ...and there's still no news!

We're looking into it.. - Do it properly! - Yes..

Yes.. - Just see what you can do..

It has been so long! - Yes, all right.

Please have a look! - How many passengers were there?

I'm checking.

Any relatives of Bijan Chirimar? - Yes, here.. - Coming.

Here.. - Come. - Yes..

Oh, my! - What!

My husband's name was called. Why are you going?

My husband is Bijan Chirimar. I have identification proof..

What! - Here..

Here's the ID proof.

He's my husband. We have a son too.

Here.. - Look.. - Yes..

She has a fake ID.

Fake? - Yes. - What!

Bijan Chirimar is my.. - Look..

My husband! - What!

Construction Mumbai Servicing.

What! - I'll tell you the name..

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Mom.. - Where's your husband?

Who knows where he has gone!

Will you.. - Come. - Will you please give me one peg?

Oh, dear, she's completely drunk! - Drunken lady!

You're that drunken woman, right?

Even you need to drink some. - What!

Even your life's been ruined!

That means.. - Bijan Chirimar!

It's the same name and address! - What!

This has his secretary Kumar's signature on it!

Mine too.. - Kumar Rai?

Quiet!

Be seated!

Relatives of Ashok Rai? - Here.. - Come with me.

Hey, listen..

What did you just say? - What?

About Kumar Rai. - Look, his signature! - Yes..

Kumar Rai is my husband. - What!

Already kidnapped.

You're Kumar Rai's wife?

Yes.. Are you his wife as well?

What!

No.. I'm Azam Khan's wife.

But even my letter has Kumar Rai's signature on it.

Oh, God! It's the same name! - Yes..

Oh, my, that's funny!

Even your husbands have been kidnapped. - What..

But Bijan Chirimar's name was not on the boarding list.

What! - I-It's not? - There you go!

It's the same for both of us..

Where's the boarding list? - There.

Come, let's have a look!

Let's go..

Even my husband's name is not on the list. - Drat!

What..

Oh, dear!

Let me mull over this..

I mean.. Mr. Kumar Rai

the live-in son-in-law of Mr. Kajal Sen.. - Yes..

...booked tickets to Mumbai for all four of them. - Yes..

But they didn't board the flight?

What.. - So, where did they go?

Oh!

That means, they must have just visited the airport.

What..

Visited the airport?

Then they would've returned by now. - Exactly!

Yes.. - Yes.. - Right.

Hey, are you a relative of Sherlock Holmes'? - What..

Quite true. Otherwise, they would've returned by now.

But where did they go?

Well..

Could they have been kidnapped by someone else?

Kidnapped?

They were kidnapped before being kidnapped?

Oh, my goodness! - Oh, damn!

Have they been kidnapped by themselves?

What!

There's more to it than meets the eye!

But, ladies, I'm all out of liquor. Let's sit somewhere.

I can't think until I drink a bit!

Oh, really? - Yes!

Your mind needs drinks? - Yes! - God!

I wonder what aunt is having..

Do the people who get hijacked get to eat?

Hey, guys! - What the..

You, India.. Raj Kapoor.. - Yeah.. - Yes!

I saw you on TV.

All of you, on TV. - Us on the television? - Yes.

Yeah, all of you on the television! - What a nuisance!

We're on the television! What rubbish!

Our relatives are showing us on the television.

Idiots.. - Hey!

Television.. - TV..

TV! - Run! - Aunt!

'Azam Khan, son of Rana Banerjee.'

'That's surprising, right?'

'Yes, this name surprises us all. And the suspects'

'behind the hijacking are being gradually sieved.'

'And Azam Khan is one of the people'

'involved in this hijacking.'

'Our colleague from the newsroom, Mr. Bikram Das'

'will let us know about this in detail. Bikram.'

Oh, my! This is spicy news! - What! This is spicy, not that.

Damn you! I'll slap you hard!

'Right now, Kolkata has turned into an asylum for terrorists.'

'According to sources, in the last five years'

'Azam Khan has returned to India six times'

'after getting trained in weaponry from Iraq, Afghanistan'

'Pakistan and Syria. According to other sources'

'Azam Khan is proficient in using an AK-47'

'and missile launchers.' - Oh, my! That's shocking!

I never came to know.. - Just shut up!

'According to sources, Azam Khan had a close relationship'

'with a retired air force officer. Thanks to other sources, we know'

'that this is the man who trained Azam Khan.'

'His name is Animesh Chakladar.'

There.. Are you satisfied?

There you go! - 'According to sources, this group'

'is being funded by the son-in-law'

'of an industrialist and a construction businessman'

'but the name of the latter is still unknown.'

They're bound to find out.

Be careful what you utter!

Cheers!

Just imagine!

He has been hiding this from us for seven years!

One stays in Garia

and the other, in Sinthi. Would you believe that!

I can't think anymore.. Get me one more peg!

Get her one more!

That means, they didn't board that plane.

They must have gone somewhere else.

Then how do we find them? I mean..

Why did they go? - To have fun!

They have gone to have some fun together.

What will happen to us now? - Nothing will happen.

We'll drag them out of their hiding place.

Ma'am. - Yes?

You're our leader.

What.. - M-Me? - Yes.

I've always seen that the rich one becomes the leader.

Hey, so, what do we do now?

We'll have to hire a detective. - What..

Private detective.

Wearing a hat and sunglasses.

Smoking a pipe..

Oh.. - Whew..

Did you bring their photos?

Yes..

'Uzbek..' - What.. - What..

What do you mean?

'Istan..' Uzbekistan. - Uzbekistan?

Where? Which country is that?

The place beyond many mountains.. The place from where

King Babur galloped his way to India, beyond the Himalayas.

Goodness! - Oh, my! So far away! - Yes.

Where's the other one?

Both of us have a common husband.

There's one more. - What!

How do you know that?

I always keep my eyes peeled.

I have my men all around

and I stay alert all the time. I mean..

Your husband is tall.

Your common husband is a fatso and yours is a skinny idiot.

Please find them. We'll be grateful to you.

No gratefulness.

My fees is Rs. 30,000.

And the expenses to travel to Uzbekistan..

Hey, Sumitra, I'll go as well and beat him to a pulp.

What will the total expenses be?

The expenses..

Well, around.. The four of you, me..

Around Rs. 7 lakhs.

Oh, God, that's too much! - What..

Where will we get so much money from?

I-I'll arrange for it. - What!

All of you need to come with me.

Our husbands are missing. We'll have to find them.

Yes..

Will we go there on horseback?

Let us find him once. I'll take him to task!

Well.. Are you sure?

I mean, once we reach there, I hope you won't say

that they are somewhere else, right?

What do you mean?

Do you take me for a fool?

Do you think I'd draw conclusions without thinking?

I can tell you their passport numbers.

I can tell you if they left for Uzbekistan or not.

My name is Sital Rai.

A to Z Private Detective Agency.

Ma'am. - What? - You're our leader.

We'll get you dressed in a grand manner.

Why? I'm already dressed well.

No, not like this.

In a stunning manner.. Modern.

This is called Pilau.

I had this prepared with mutton especially for you all.

Eat.. - Lola.

Have you had Shelly's Khichri?

No, you haven't, have you? If you had

you wouldn't have wanted to have fried rice. - I see.

Well said! - What's this? - It's not rice.

It's plastic.

Eating this is giving the teeth a work-out.

Yes, trout! Shelly's Khichri with trout. Too good.

All right..

Eat quickly. Then we'll visit Timur Lang.. - Wrong?

No, not wrong. It's really very good.

Wear your hearing aid.

Yes, I'll definitely go.

I mean, we'll have to go out real soon.

But tell us.. What do we wear?

What.. What do you mean?

I mean.. - He means..

What are we going to wear?

I mean.. Clothes. - Yes.

Clothing. - Local outfits.

I mean, we don't go out to visit places

if we don't get the local outfits, right?

Is that so? - Yes.

Yes! - Always..

That's why we wear local outfits before going out. - Yes.. - Oh..

Since the longest time.. - Since childhood. - Right.

You were born wearing local outfits, right? - What..

I see! You could've told me that earlier.

All right, I'll arrange for some local outfits by evening.

Thank you..

Well, this dome..

How was this.. - I'll tell you..

I feel.. - Look at her..

The very sight of you makes me feel cold. - Smashing!

Are you all Bengalis?

Get lost! - Idiot!

How did she come to know that? - Bengalis! Here as well?

Wear your hearing aid! - D-Don't shout..

Hello! - Hi. - Hey, look. Hi..

Are you Indians? - Hello. - Yes.

We heard about your plane getting hijacked. - Yes..

Sorry.. - How the hell.. - Sorry, bye.

Thank you.. - They remembered your face..

Thank you.. - Run! - Hey..

Hello..

'The hijacking of Flight 307 is getting more complicated.'

'On one hand, the authorities are negotiating with the hijackers'

'and on the other, the identities of the suspects'

'which were revealed from the investigation'

'seem to counter each other.'

'According to one civilian, four people were spotted'

'entering the public toilet near Garia that morning.'

'They were wearing trousers and shirts when entering the toilet'

'but they were in kurtas and pyjamas upon coming out.'

'Another evidence states that an African woman'

'had boarded the same flight with about 25 pieces of luggage.'

Such injustice!

They are calling my aunt African just because she's a bit dark.

And they are calling me the head conspirator. Really!

I told you all many times to go to Digha or Puri.

You are at it again! Be quiet!

What can be done?

I can't think straight.

Can I say something? - Hey!

Say it. - He'll say something stupid again!

No.. - Let him say it..

We'll fly back to Kolkata and then go to Digha.

Upon reaching Digha, we'll call them up to inform them

that we are on a vacation

to chase boredom away. That's it.

I told you..

I told you.. - Right..

No.

He didn't say anything wrong. - See?

He didn't say anything wrong. - Yes.

Upon reaching Digha, we'll call up our wives

asking them how they felt upon being fooled by us.

Yes! - We'll tell them that we never went to Mumbai.

That all of us came to Digha together.

End of story! - Is that so?

Yes! - As if they'll fall for it!

I'll have to make two calls. - That's your problem.

One in North Kolkata, another in South.. - That's your problem.

Come back to reality. I don't know if they'll fall for it. - Yes..

If you listen to him, you'll save yourself this time.

Tomorrow, then.. - Right. - Tomorrow.

Hi. - Hi.

We'll visit the Central Market today.

M-Market.. - Central Market..

He's feeling.. I mean..

We are feeling very sad. - True. - Yes.

Actually..

Such a serious incident took place in our country. - Yes..

I'm sure you understand. I mean..

We want to go back home. - Yes.. - If possible, tomorrow itself.

No.. I can't refund the money for the trip.

That's not a problem at all! - We don't need it..

Okay.. It's not possible tomorrow.

I'll try to book tickets for day after tomorrow's flight.

Yes! - O baby!

No, I'm paying my respect. - Hey..

All right, that's enough.

Sweet lady! I was just saying..

Today, arrange for some Pilau and meat for us. - Yes..

Okay. - And we'll enjoy ourselves a lot today.

Hey, you! You want to toy with a woman's emotions!

What the hell! Wear your hearing aid!

Let's go, baby. - Enjoyment..

"Doing nothing the whole day."

"Spend every day as if it were a Sunday."

"I spotted you all of a sudden."

"Your eyelashes, the colour of your lip-gloss.."

"And I feel like touching you.."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. You make my heart go wild."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. You make my heart go wild."

"My heart has gone crazy with the touch of a light breeze."

"It looks for you from a distance."

"My heart has gone crazy with the touch of a light breeze."

"It looks for you"

"from a distance."

"Let's run away someplace far in a shiny new train."

"Let's dance on the horizon."

"I'll go missing with you."

"Today, the sky is a lovers' lane. My heart is soaring like a plane."

"It's easy to fly with you.."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. I want to be your love."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. I want to be your love."

"O baby.. You make me crazy."

"You make me crazy.. O baby.."

"I'm keeping you as my screensaver and in my dreams."

"Hashtag.."

"Staying awake all night."

"I'm keeping you as my screensaver and in my dreams."

"Hashtag.."

"Staying awake all night."

"All of a sudden, I'm using some cake"

"as my profile pic on Facebook because of you."

"And I'm sending it to you in a second.."

"My heart is going crazy."

"I stare at my cell phone all night."

"To wait for you to comment.."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. I want to be your love."

"O baby.. You make me crazy.."

"O baby.. I want to be your love."

Well..

I'll go for a stroll downstairs.

Mr. Bijan, I'll go as well. - Let's go.

Listen, do wear the local outfit. - Yes..

Right.

He's going away.. - Hey, listen..

Hey.. - Hey, wait.

Well..

Why have they come so far for a vacation?

To enjoy themselves..

What else would they come here for?

Let me get my hands on him once.

I'll turn his enjoyment into sadness.

Hey, get out of the vehicle.. - Let's go.. - Let's go..

"See you later.."

"See you later.."

Look at them dance!

"See you later.."

"See you, my darling.."

"See you later.." - Look! How beautiful!

"See you, my darling.." - Look at the girl.

"See you later.." - Oh, my..

Hey, let's go. - There's the lobby. - Hey.

Let's go.. - You all go ahead. I need to go to the toilet. - Okay.

Where? - Toilet.. - Okay..

You all carry on. I'll be back. - Okay..

Where's the toilet? - Go straight and take a right.

You're wrong. First, go straight and then turn left.

Oh, thank you!

What! - What!

They were here.

They were right here. - They were right here.

Where did they go? Hey, where did they go?

They were here.. - They were standing here.

Good morning. - Yes, they were here.

Hi. Do you accept SBI credit card?

Yes, we do. - Okay.

What happened? - They are here. - What?

Oh, shit! They've arrived here as well! - Hey!

Who? - Your wife!

Are you joking with me early in the morning?

Goodness.. - How will you recognise my wife?

When my wife is here, yours must be too.

Yes. - What logic! - Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. - He's right!

Will he not recognise his own wife? - Rubbish!

We talked to them. - Again! - Rubbish!

Did you talk to them? - Yes!

Did you talk to your wife? - Yes.

You're uttering rubbish! - Hey..

Just three days ago, they got to know about us.

Now, you're saying that they've reached!

Hey.. Because vodka is cheap here

did you drink some early in the morning?

How can I make you believe me?

Mr. Animesh. - Yes? - Let's get ready and have a look.

Let's go!

You refuse to believe a promoter's words. - Rubbish!

You.. - It's not possible for them to come here within three days!

Listen to me.. - That's the reason I didn't get married. - Listen..

I'm trying to say.. - Can't be true.. - Rubbish..

They came here.. - I'm telling you what I saw.. - Yikes..

Look at that.. - They're performing namaz.

Let's go.. - Let's go there.. - Let's go!

We have to look for them! - Oh, my God..

Oh, my God.. - Gone.. - Are they gone?

He is so sly. My husband is so cunning! - Yes..

We'll break all their bones. - Definitely. - Yes..

Now, do you trust me? - You were talking too much.. - Let's go..

Yikes..

Oh, my! Look how they're performing namaz.

Let them do it. Let's go look for them!

Yes. - We need to look for them.. - Let's go look for them..

Let's go..

Did they leave? - They left..

It's him!

That rascal..

Our.. - Tour operator. - The tour operator got our wives here.

What will happen now? - What else can happen?

We'll stay in the hotel till tomorrow.

Day after tomorrow, we'll return to India.

It's only a matter of one day. We can spend it inside the room.

Pal, I-I don't like this.

What if we change our hotel?

We can't trust him. He might just reveal our secrets to them.

Can't this man ever say anything positive?

No, I can't! I can't!

Because if you get caught, only one person will punish you!

But if I get caught, the two wives of mine will punish me!

I want them to punish you! - Don't worry.. Relax!

God knows what will happen to us now..

'We've just received the airport's CCTV footage.'

'We can see the four suspects..'

Mr. Kumar.. - Yes?

They're showing us on TV again.

'You're watching it exclusively on Zee 24 hours.'

'After seeing this CCTV footage, the suspects are being..'

Really, they're showing us!

'The hijacking of Kolkata-Mumbai flight 307'

'has taken a different turn now.'

'The hijackers have threatened'

'that they'll fly the plane to Tashkent Airport, Uzbekistan.'

'The government has accepted their demand.'

'Our representative, Bikram Das, is at the airport right now.'

'Bikram, what's the news? - According to our sources'

'these four terrorists have reached Uzbekistan'

'on the orders of Azam Khan, the infamous terrorist.'

'The Uzbekistan Airport authorities have been informed'

'and they have been instructed to arrest them.'

'Also, a RAW team has been sent to Uzbekistan.'

'According to sources, our Prime Minister has said'

'that they won't accept any demands of the terrorists.'

'He has given strict instructions that if need be'

'stringent action will be taken against the terrorists.'

'I am Bikram Das with cameraman, Amal Jana'

'only on Zee 24 hours.'

'Our representative at the airport informed us..'

We're having to face one problem after another!

You don't have to reiterate it.. - Oh, shut up!

We can't even return to our nation!

That means, we'll have to

stay here all our life. - Goodness!

Our life.. - Hit him! - We're done for.

'To arrest them..'

What does it imply? - What?

Who all are chasing us? - Oh, God!

RAW, the local police and our wives. - Yes..

Great! - Can someone give me some ointment, please?

Ointment! What happened? Did you get hurt?

He's asking for it so that he doesn't get hurt in the future.

What.. - Did you get it?

This place isn't safe anymore. - Yes.. - Where shall we go, then?

Bukhara.. - Oh..

Bukhara!

"Mafia.."

"Mafia.."

"Mafia.."

Let's go..

Excuse me. Have you seen them anywhere?

We are from RAW, India. - Oh, God! Police!

Do you know him? - No.

Does he look familiar?

Where will we find them in such a huge country..

The reception is there, right? - Yes.. - Yikes!

Shall we ask them? - Yes, go ask them..

My wife has dressed up so well! - Just check.. - Yes..

Hey, let's go!

Hey.. - You'll die! - Run..

Run.. - Go slowly! Our wives will catch us!

Who are they.. - Let's go.. - Hey..

Hey.. It's them.. - Let's go.. - Straight..

There they are.. Let's go.. Hey.. Come on..

Hey, watch it.. - Hey.. Right.. - Hey..

Which one.. - That one..

Let's go.. - Come on, let's go..

Come on, get in the car.. - There.. Get them..

They fled! - Hey.. Stop..

There's a car.. Get in the car.. Come on..

Get in.. Come on..

Let's get in the car.. Come on.. Quick..

Come on!

"We're in trouble for no fault of our own.."

"We don't have any other option"

"to get out of this mess."

You need to intercept from there.

"That's why we.."

Step on it..

"Run.."

Who all are after us? - Step on it.. - Police!

Hey.. Go straight.. - Fast.. - Step on it!

Why is there another car..

"Run.."

Fast! - Fast! Shoot them!

"Run.."

Hey! - Hey..

Duck! Duck, everyone!

Terrorists are after us!

I have to go to the loo! - What the hell!

They're terrorists! They'll shoot us down!

Now? - Yes.. - You should've worn a diaper!

It's not in my control.. - Hush.. I'll do something..

You need to park the car..

"Run!"

Oh, God! I'm done for. - Do it quickly, all right? Quick..

Stop singing and do it quickly!

Next time, remember to wear a diaper!

I'm done.. - Let's go..

Hey, guys!

We are RAW agents, from India.

Help.. - Please push our car.. - Come on..

Please push the car. - No one should talk in Bengali.

Are they asking us to push? - Oh, God!

Push, guys..

Bye! - It's them.. Straight ahead.. - Stop right here.

Wife.. - Hey.. Stop.. - Get them..

Let's go there.. - Hey.. Get them.. Come on..

There!

We need to find them. - We just can't find them..

I-I think they went there.. - I want to have alcohol..

I want to drink water. - Hey! - Hey..

There they are.. - There.. - Hey..

They're here.. - Hey.. - Hey..

These people.. - Show us your faces..

Hey.. - Samarkand! - Samarkand!

Him.. - What.. - Yes..

Hey.. - Yes..

"We were out to have some fun.."

Hey.. What are you.. - Hey!

"We won't make this mistake ever again.."

Samarkand!

We're fleeing.. - Hey, they're fleeing..

"We've had enough.. No more, please.."

"Now, we want some peace."

"We won't do any mischief ever again. We'll stay clean."

Oh, God.. They're after us! - Step on it!

They're getting away. How do we catch them?

Come on, step on it..

"Our lives have been ruined."

"That's why we.."

"Run.."

Step on it.. Come on..

"Run.."

Stop.. Stop!

"Run.."

Get down.. - You're mistaken! - Come on..

Come on.. - We're RAW agents. We're RAW agents from India.

"Run.."

"We're looking for Aladdin's Genie."

Put a move on it.. Oh, God..

"When will we get out of this mess? Tell us."

Fast.. Fast! - Yeah!

"We're in big trouble."

"We want Milkha Singh's strength."

"Don't think and just keep on running."

"We don't have any other option"

"to get out of this mess."

"Our lives have been ruined."

This way.. Where are you going? - Oh, shut up!

Shut up! - Why are you stopping the car?

We're out of fuel! - What the hell!

Let's just run.. - Always expect the unexpected..

Where are you going? - Guys.. - What..

What is it? - Switch!

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

Which way.. Just check..

What does it say?

Which way? - Let's check it..

Which way? - This way..

Which way.. - This way..

We have to go this way.. - Come on.. Let's go.. Quick..

Let's go..

This way.

Bye.. - Let's go.

Hey, again.. - Hey..

"A night of celebration."

"It's about getting kisses."

"The Lord has saved me from my wife."

Let's run.. - One.

Two.. - Let's go!

Sit at the back. - Hey!

Let's go.. - Thanks..

Where's your car?

'We're walking endlessly..'

What's going to happen?

I'm not here.. - All right.

Open the door. Hush..

Who is it? Oh!

Oh..

Sit..

You know, Lola..

We're in deep trouble. - Yes.. - Yes.

Please help us.

But in two days, you guys have a flight.. - No!

We aren't leaving. - Well.. - Why don't you tell her?

Let me explain. - What happened was that we..

'Breaking news!'

'Flight 307, from Kolkata to Mumbai'

'has landed in Uzbekistan. But their military'

'has the plane surrounded.'

'If the two countries reach an agreement'

'the Indian military'

'will be given the responsibility of the plane's safety.'

'Like the Prime Minister said'

'they won't accept the demands of the terrorists.'

'So, come what may'

'they won't admit defeat before the terrorists.'

That's the door. Knock on it. - Wait.. - Just knock on it..

Yes.. - The waiter said this is the room.

Why don't you knock.. - Please knock. - Please knock.

Who's in there? Open the door.

Hey.. - Please open the door. - Open it.

We don't know who's inside.

Good morning! - Open the door! - Who is it?

It's Anindita. - Whoa!

It's Sumitra! - Good morning.

It's Bijoli. Open the door!

Open the door. - It's Shabana. - Open the door.

I'm telling you, open the door! - Open it!

Why aren't you opening the door? Open it!

Hello! - They're in there. - Open the door!

What happened? - Hey! What's going on?

Hello!

Who is he? - I don't know him.

W-What's your name? - Animesh.

What is it? - Take a look at this.

Do you know them? - No, I don't know them.

But I've seen them. - What!

They were having walnuts in Samarkand.

How far is it? - Five-hour journey.

Oh, God! - They were having walnuts when they told me

that they'll stay there for five days.

How many of you are staying here? - There are four.. - Yes..

Four families.. - What!

...in four rooms.

Four families.

So, where is your family? - My family.. - Yes..

They went out this way and were supposed to return this way.

Here comes my family, my Wi-Fi.

Darling! - Wi-Fi?

Darling, who are they?

Your girlfriends? - Naughty!

Oh, my! Look!

His foreigner wife speaks Bengali! - Forget it! Let's just leave!

They're in Samarkand. - Yes..

Are you telling the truth? - 200 percent. I swear on her..

Who exactly did you swear on? - Good day!

Darling, come inside.

They are all mad people.. - What the..

Hi, girls. - Hello! - Hello!

Oh, God!

Enjoying? All good?

Wake up. How are you going to talk otherwise?

I hope you're facing no trouble.

My brother is a service provider in Thomas Cook.

You won't face any issues.

Ask for anything you like. Don't hesitate.

By the way..

Mr. Kumar. - Yes?

I've heard that you came here

with Rs. 25 lakhs. - What..

That's great.

You know, I'm short of money.

Not much.. Just a thousand dollars.

Can you lend me some? - There's no money! - No money..

Just a second.

Hello, Anindita.

Hey.. - Oh.. - I have it.. I have it!

I said I have it!

You sure?

Hand it to him.

Good.

Take care.

I'll come by when I'm cash-strapped.

Oh, great!

You all are having vodka, right?

Yes.. - Actually, it's free here.

Take care, all of you. Bye!

Lola, we need your help. - Yes.

Okay. But I don't understand how.

I say we should return to India by road.

Is it remotely nearby? - Babur didn't take a flight, okay?

Yes, I know but it's really far.

We have to cross Kazakhstan, Afghanistan and Pakistan. - Yes.

Taliban won't let us go that far.

No.. So, let's just sit here.

If we stay here, our wives are going to get us.

If not them, either RAW or the police will get us.

Moreover, here we have my militant trainer..

And I'm Azam Khan, an infamous terrorist.

Damn it! - There's a way.

We have to sneak inside that plane somehow.

What! - Yes.

You're right. - Yes.

First, we'll sneak inside the plane.

Then it's either do or die for us. - True.

Lola.

We have to sneak inside that plane. Is it possible?

He's our country's Home Minister.

Tonight, at 12 o'clock

he'll help you guys sneak inside the aircraft.

But this matter will be unofficial.

He won't be responsible should you guys get in trouble.

Thank you, Lola. It's more than enough.

Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen.

Can you get us the equipment we need?

You'll get them. - Thank you.

This

is the lower deck, front cargo compartment.

This is the ring box centre.

We'll open this chamber.

From there, we will make it to the cargo compartment.

You?

I'm a true Bangladeshi.

How can I let you all brave trouble on your own?

Wait.. - I can't get it..

That one.. - Hush.

I'll do it.. - That one!

That.. - Hey..

Hey.. - Hey.. - Hush..

What the.. - Pick him up.. - All right..

Sit quietly!

Just sit down!

Easy.. Careful..

Hush! - Hush..

Here you go.

What happened?

What..

Such a weird language.

I'm going to teach them a lesson.

Wait..

Here, this is a Paan.

See? I ate it.

It's very good.

Yes..

Have this.. This is excellent.

You will get dizzy.

It is stuffed with a ton of tobacco.

Yes.

Go on, eat.

It's nice, right?

You may be enjoying it now but you'll repent later.

Yes..

Yes..

Go over there and tell me how many they are.

Go over there and tell me how many they are.

Hey! Go see how many they are!

Go see how many they are!

You go look! - Me?

M-Me? - Yes.

Hey, mister..

How many

terrorists are there in this plane?

Hey, mister, listen.

In this plane..

Kidnap! Hijack!

Bomb blast! Fire!

Hey.. - Save me! - Quiet..

Quiet!

Sit down!

Hush.. - You're fine. - Hush..

Where is Mr. Animesh?

Animesh! - Oh, my God!

Where did he go.. - Hey..

Just sit!

Hey! What are you doing there?

Come here! - Beer?

Beer! I don't want to have beer.

Not 'beer'. I said 'come here'.

Come here! - Seer?

I'm not clairvoyant. I just came out of the toilet.

Moron! - Come here! - Stop it!

Stop it! I don't find this funny!

Who are you?

I-I'm a Bengali from Kolkata!

What! - You're really a Bengali?

Yes.

I have a seat in this plane. - Seat?

I've paid for the ticket. - What the.. - Did he now?

Then why were you carrying a gun?

There are no bullets in it!

No bullets! - Oh, God! - There are no bullets in them?

No! - You rascal..

"Let's go, the children of my country.." - Hey!

Let's go.. - Hey..

Oh, my!

It's the same guy who looks like a fat cat!

Ma'am, go back to your seat!

Throw him down there..

Come on, a six!

Have some savouries.. The bag is full..

A six! Six!

Have some savouries.. The bag is full..

Watch how I play. - Hush..

This is four.

That is six. Yes?

Six.. - Hush..

I'll show you how you get a six.

Have some savouries.. The bag is full..

Oh..

Hi.

She winked!

One minute..

Hey!

This is fake.

This is real.

Move to the back, Aunt.

Let me take that..

Hey! Do you pray to Krishna?

My uncle.. - You betrayed your nation for him!

You'll get beaten up now! - Hey!

Listen, there are no bullets in the guns out there.

They are all fake. Let's go for it.

Shut up! - What happened?

All hail Mother India.. - All hail Mother India..

Leave.

Please leave. - Hush..

Hush.. Leave.

Slowly.. - Hush.. - Aunt..

Go on.. - Hush.. - Go on..

Hush..

Leave..

You..

Leave quietly.

Kumar!

Oh, God!

You're out of bullets.

Hey! Hold it!

Give me the gun!

And about turn..

And right! And left!

Right. - Left!

Right. - Left!

The rescued passengers in the hijacked plane

along with Kumar Rai, Bijan Chirimar, Azam Khan

and retired flight lieutenant, Animesh Chakladar

have arrived at Kolkata Airport.

They are accompanied by Lola

who sustained gunshot wounds during the operation.

The West Bengal Chief Minister has announced.. - Thank you..

...that the state government will bear Lola's medical expenses.

Aren't you the owner of..

You're mistaken.

I'm Rajatabha Dutta.

I'm an actor. - Oh..

Did he say he's an artiste?

Nephew! - Yes? - Hey.

'In my heart..' - Yes? - '...she dances..'

You could have told me that before. - Tell you what?

That you work for RAW.

What! - RAW!

RAW! - Oh, RAW! - RAW..

You should've said so..

That's why a guy should have two wives.

Okay! Did you hear that? That's why.. - Okay..

From now on, you and I will stay together.. - Yes..

I hope you don't have any more.. - What? - Wives!

Well? - Well, I might.. - What..

I'm a RAW agent after all. - Oh, God..

Wow, I love displaying affection in public..

"When we got into the flight for an enjoyable vacation"

"we got into an unwanted mess."

"Please save me, God!"

"I'm in big trouble today."

"Grave danger looms over us."

"It feels like we're going to be in a fix."

"People are looking for us."

"We're in trouble for no fault of our own."

"We don't have any other option"

"to get out of this mess."

"Our lives have been ruined."

"That's why we.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"We were out to have some fun"

"but we landed in great trouble instead."

"We won't make this mistake ever again.."

"We've had enough. No more, please."

"Now, we want some peace."

"We won't do any mischief ever again. We'll stay clean."

"We don't have any other option"

"to get out of this mess."

"Our lives have been ruined."

"That's why we.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"We're looking for Aladdin's Genie."

"We're in big trouble today."

"When will we get out of this mess? Tell us."

"We're in big trouble."

"We want Milkha Singh's strength."

"Don't think and just keep on running."

"We don't have any other option"

"to get out of this mess."

"Our lives have been ruined."

"That's why we.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."

"Run.."