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Hello everybody, I am Rick Steinberger.
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Today I would like to show you
a videofilm.
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Recent development of science
is marvelous.
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However these are many mysterious things
which we cannot explicate
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even by the ultramodern technology.
E. g., why the dinosaurs became extinct?
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Why migratory birds travel many thousands
of miles? Why UFOs do not show themselves
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in their true colors to humans on Earth,
although they've been observed many times?
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Why there are different human races?
No one can answer these questions.
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Of course, not even scientists like us.
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Today, I would like to introduce to you
a most mysterious matter
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for which we have no explanation.
It was an unbelievable horrible
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and cruel incident that happened to
one ordinary person who lived in Tokyo.
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Well everybody, let's have a look
at the film together and experience
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this dreadful story in all its reality
as captured on film.
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Remember I repeat again
Reality as captured on film.
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Oh, it hurts, it hurts, uh.
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Excuse me.
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What is this?
How many times do I have to tell you?
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I am not angry. You do a lousy job and the
complaints of our clients are killing me.
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Please leave me alone!
It's too much for me.
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You want to kill me? This is a bad joke.
Do you have anything to say?
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Say! Say something ! A bad joke! Say! Say!
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Listen, I would like to go to the cinema
or for a drive. Which do you prefer?
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Whichever, as you like.
-Shall we go to see ''Chorus Line''?
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That's a good idea.
-Let's go to Ginza after.
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I found a great place.
-Did you? -Well, please do it then.
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Ah, Hideshi! Please redo all of them.
-All of them?
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Yes, as soon as possible.
-Excuse me, all of this, too, thank you.
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What are you doing here?
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No matter what.
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Hello, it's me again.
Even people who are graduate
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from the same school
have different abilities.
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Some people can accomplish anything,
others can succeed at nothing.
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The main character of this story
is a cheerful but ordinary student.
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He succeeded in passing the tough entrance
examination to the computer company
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he had always dreamed of joining.
But the work was boring and uninspiring.
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In addition, his mind was starting to be
disturbed by the very old and traditional
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Japanese human relationship
between employee and the company.
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It was now affecting him
physically and mentally.
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He was absent from the company and locked
himself in his room for four days now.
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He left his room only once.
What will happen with him?
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We shall see in this film. Now everybody,
let's have a look at it together.
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What're you doing?
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Dance! Dance!
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Dance! I hold your head !
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Ah, how stupid !
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Taratta, ratta atta, dance of the rabbit.
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Grandpa, Hideshi is absent from
the company already for four days.
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And absence without notice.
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And is he has not been fired?
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There is no telephone call
from the company.
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Did his colleagues already forget him?
Oh, how sad.
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Don't say sad ! Why is it sad?
Shall we kiss grandma?
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We didn't kiss for such a long time.
Let's go! B-chu!
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B-chu! B-chu! B-chu!
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Ah, grandpa, its good !
I didn't feel so good in a long time!
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Feels good !
I really forgot for such a long time.
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It's me, I was forgotten!
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I have cut my wrist!
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What?
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Bleeding has stopped. I feel no pain!
Strange!
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I feel no pain. Not at all. But why?
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I really have cut my wrist.
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No pain at all? Why? Look! Why?
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Then I can do it?
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Nothing, nothing happens at all!
Why? My arms are cut like this!
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But I feel no pain. No blood !
I cannot die even if I bleed.
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Am I a man who cannot die?
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No! It is not true! I... I should die!
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I should die! I should die!
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Die! Shit! Shit! Die! Yell!
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Why? It fell! What did I do?
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Grubby?
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No... I may be a real man who cannot die.
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Immortal man? Strange but interesting.
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It's sad. Can't I die really?
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I don't want a body like that!
I don't need such a body.
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I! It's not an joke! I am no more
ordinary member of mankind.
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What will my father say? Ah!
I want to die.
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Oh it's tough. I'm hungry.
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Oh no, I am dieing. But not you?
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Fool! Everybody is tired of it.
You make me tired.
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Manager Yamanaka !
What kind of fellow is he? You see?
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What is this?
How many times do I have to tell you?
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I am not angry. You do a lousy job and the
complaints of our clients are killing me.
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Please leave me alone!
It's to much for me.
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You want to kill me?
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Go to hell my dear!
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You know? How can I say this, it will not
be of interest to a person without talent.
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I am, you know, rather, what can I say,
a person with great sensibility, no?
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There are no attractive men
in this company.
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No men good for anything. I'll never marry
a man who works for the company!
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But I don't feel good in Japan, do you?
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It's how should I say,
the complicated human relationships?
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Fools! What are you really?
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Why don't you die! Now! Now!
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No! What am I, a Zombie? Is it a dream?
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I feel no pain! No pain, is it a dream?
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Yes or no? Not a dream?
What's happened?
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1-1-0. No that's not it.
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In this case, it's 1-1-9.
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Emergency services. Fire or ambulance?
-Hello!
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I am a man who cannot die.
-Cannot die?
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May I have your name?
-My name doesn't matter.
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What happened to you?
-I cut my wrist, but the blood...
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my blood stops.
-Good ! Are you ok?
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Just as I was. Excuse me.
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Then, what can I do for you?
-I am sorry.
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What shall I do? What can I do?
Well, I'll call somebody!
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I'll call somebody. Whom shall I call?
Shimomura?
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He will be frightened. Yoshida?
Takiguchi may be good,
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because he is a timorous man.
Well, Hayashi. He has a weak back.
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His back will get worse.
Well, well, Takashima would be good, too.
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Shall I call the Minato Ward office?
The Tax office? Whom shall I call?
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E-T!
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You are fairly...
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What did you say?
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Nothing.
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Don't stop in the middle. That's teasing.
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I'm not a tease, you know?
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Then don't tease me. Tell ma all.
I m fairly what?
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You are fairly bold.
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What does that mean?
-Because you surprise me.
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What surprised you?
-Don't pretend not to know.
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What? Tell me.
-No! You!
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Am I so fantastic?
-No! Stupid ! Not that!
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Tell me, tell me. What's then? How?
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You surprised me, you were shouting
''oh, oh, oh'' so loudly.
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Stupid !
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Hallo this is Nakamura speaking.
Who is it? Hideshi-san?
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What's the matter with you?
You've been absent for days.
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It's been a lot of trouble.
How are we? We're dead.
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We have had to do all your work.
Yes, it's been tough. Yes.
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Anyway, what have you been doing?
Where are you now?
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I was dead in my house.
-It is us who were dead.
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Really, you are irresonsible!
Manager Yamanka was really angry.
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He said he was going to kill you.
Did he call you?
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No one called me at all.
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Strange.
Some one had to have called you.
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What? You want me to come
to your house now?
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No! Anyway not now!
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Please, come.
Ah, you have a girl in your room !
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No, nobody in my room. I am not as popular
among the girls as you. Believe me.
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And what? Yes I have done the gardening.
Yes, I have the gardening scissors.
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What are you going to do with them?
Do you want them now?
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A hatchet? Just wait, Hideshi.
What is going on now?
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Why should I bring such things to you?
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Oh no! Really no!
I have to get up early tomorrow morning.
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Please! This is the last thing I will
ever ask of you. Please! Please! Please!
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It's cold, how come it's still snowing
this time of year?
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Really.
I already put my coat away in my closet.
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But you really are a good hearted fellow.
I wouldn't got to him
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at midnight in such weather.
-But I owe him
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for the time being.
-You didn't tell me that you were working
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on the side as his gardener.
-Oh yes. I am a good gardener.
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Hideshi will be surprised when he sees us.
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Hideshi! Good evening !
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Strange! Hideshi! Hideshi!
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Oh my! What a surprise! Woa !
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Welcome to my cursed house,
Mr. Elvis Nakamura !
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What happened with you, Hideshi?
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Welcome!
Cu-cukk, cu-cukk, cu-cukk my pale face!
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I am not the Hideshi of before.
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No longer the old Hideshi
who is always apologizing...
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No, I am sorry. Not really but...
Meet the new Hideshi who will not die.
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I will show you many painful things.
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It's not true.
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Look! Look at this horrible thing.
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It is the piece of carotid.
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No! Hideshi! What are you doing?
Please stop now!
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Stop now! Murder!
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Murder? I kill nobody!
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Ah! No! Don't do it!
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Nakamura. Oh it's painful, Nakamura.
It's painful.
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So I have to cut here.
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Stop it please!
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You do it well, Nakamura.
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What's that?
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It's a large intestine. I cut it out.
But I do not die. Look!
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Say don't cry Nakamura. It feels good
to cut out my stomach and inestine.
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And next?
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It's my bladder. Dirty man!
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Stop it now! I telll you I am with Kyoko!
Please forgive me. I m sorry!
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Oh, oh! Prize man Nakamura?
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Look, look! Let's get on with it!
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What comes next?
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I used company money for my own account.
I am sorry!
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It's the first I heard of it.
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Please pardon me!
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Oh, you apologize?
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Hideshi! Please stop it now!
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One more! Nothing more!
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And today's show and entrails are over!
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Did you lose consciousness?
It has such a strong impact.
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The horror, it petrifies them.
I would be petrefied too,
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if I had to look at it.
So, well, what shall I do for an encore?
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It's late. What is Nakamura doing?
Hideshi might be sick.
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Where is Hideshi? Maybe something terible
has happened. What happened?
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Hey! I told you hatchet.
But this is an axe.
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Elvis is late.
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Hideshi? Was it a family name?
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Good evening !
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Come in! I am the man who cannot die.
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Dirty! What did you do? Wow!
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No! You made such a mess.
I can't help it. Nakamura !
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Get up! Get up! What are you doing here?
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Oh, I am so sorry.
-I was waiting for you outside.
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Oh, horrible. You made me dirty. Oh!
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Say Hideshi! What are you doing?
You've made such a mess.
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What will the owner of the room say?
-Kyoko. It's awful, isn't it?
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Don't act stupid ! There is nobody
who wouldn't feel awful now.
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It is... rather dirty.
Really, it's dirty.
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Why? You don't feel awful?
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No, no! It's not awful.
I need a cleaner.
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Cleaner! Clean the room !
-It became awfully usual.
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Heavy. What is it? What? What is this?
Kyouko. No, I have to check by myself.
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Aha ! It my hand. Is that so?
-You cut it off by yourself, didn't you?
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Just leave it.
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Really you are silly.
A mere neck
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cannot clean the house, can it?
-Even if only my neck is left,
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I'll go to my office. Yes, I can stand up
now! Something is different!
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I feel a different Hideshi from yesterday.
Ok, I feel I am living.
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I will go to my company.
-Hideshi, where shall I put this video?
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Which video?
-This dirty one.
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Hide it.
I don't want Kyoko to see the video.
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How did you find this film?
It is an unbelievable story.
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It is only a story
which happened in Tokyo.
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But it is not only a story
for some unknown audience,
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it may be for you, watching this video.
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You may be a second or third immortal man.
Or maybe you are already an immortal man.
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Let's have a think,
what are life and death for mankind.
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The secret is found within yourself.
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Anyway, please take care.
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