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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,121 --> 00:00:06,855 [ Man ] ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE! 2 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,613 ♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY ♪ 3 00:00:31,682 --> 00:00:33,649 ♪ ROCKIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 4 00:00:33,717 --> 00:00:35,951 ♪ YEAH, WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY ♪ 5 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:38,086 ♪ AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT ♪ 6 00:00:38,155 --> 00:00:40,088 ♪ COME ON AND JOIN OUR CONVOY ♪ 7 00:00:40,157 --> 00:00:42,657 ♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GET IN OUR WAY ♪ 8 00:00:42,726 --> 00:00:44,676 ♪ WE GONNA ROLL THIS TRUCKIN' CONVOY ♪ 9 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,661 ♪ 'CROSS THE U.S.A. ♪ 10 00:00:46,731 --> 00:00:49,664 ♪ CONVOY ♪♪ [ Man #1 On Radio ] BREAKER, BREAKER. THIS HERE'S THE DUCK. 11 00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:52,834 AND, UH, YOU WANNA BACK OFF OF THEM HOGS? 12 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:56,137 [ Man #2 ] UH, 10-4. 'BOUT FIVE MILES OR SO. TEN, ROGER. 13 00:00:56,207 --> 00:00:58,973 [ Bell Dinging ] 14 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:01,193 HMM. I BETTER CHECK THE FLUID LEVELS. 15 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,466 WE'RE OKAY ON COKE SYRUP. 16 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,289 OH, MAN. COME ON! 17 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,976 [ Explosion ] COMIN' THROUGH! 18 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:22,514 [ Unzips Fly ] 19 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:26,501 [ Fry ] OKAY. YEAH. MMM! 20 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,473 WHAT'S THAT BLACK CRACKER? 21 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:34,709 [ Crunches ] A TOMATO. 22 00:01:34,778 --> 00:01:37,996 YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT A SANDWICH FROM A TRUCK-STOP MEN'S ROOM, ARE YOU? 23 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:41,950 EHH, WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 24 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:45,270 UGH! IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN MY MOUTH, AND EVERYONE'S THROWING UP. 25 00:01:55,732 --> 00:02:00,819 LOOKIE THERE. IT'S ONE OF THEM THINGS LIKE ON OUR MUD FLAPS. YOSEMITE SAM? 26 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,822 STANDS BACK. I'M GONNA PUTS MY MOVES ON HER. 27 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:08,476 WHOA-OH-OH-OHS! 28 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:13,432 THAT JERK! NO ONE HOOTS AT MY CAPTAIN UNLESS THEY'RE PREPARED TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 29 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:17,919 FRY, PLEASE. THAT'S SWEET, BUT I'D RATHER NOT EVEN DIGNIFY THEM WITH AN ASS-WHUPPING. 30 00:02:17,988 --> 00:02:22,006 YO, SEXY MAMA. LET'S GET BUSY AND FREAKY, IN THAT ORDER. 31 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,243 HEY, JUMBO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF LEELA SAID YOU WERE SEXY... 32 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,763 AND SHE WANTED TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU? EH, I GOTS FIVE MINUTES. 33 00:02:28,832 --> 00:02:32,534 SHE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD FOR A TRUCK-STOP CHICK. [ Both Laughing ] 34 00:02:32,603 --> 00:02:35,770 YOU TAKE THAT BACK! SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR A TRUCK-STOP CHICK! 35 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,673 [ Laughing Continues ] 36 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:41,293 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE DON'T GOTS ENOUGH MEAT FOR A GUY LIKE ME. 37 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:45,446 SHE DOES TOO! SHE'S LOADED WITH MEAT. SHE'S GOT MORE MEAT THAN A COW. OW! 38 00:02:45,515 --> 00:02:48,833 AH! MORE MEAT THAN A COW! [ Laughing ] 39 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,739 [ Sighs ] I JUST CAN'T PLEASE LEELA NO MATTER WHAT I DO. 40 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,393 I JUST WANT HER TO LIKE ME. WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE. 41 00:02:58,462 --> 00:03:02,898 [ Boisterous Laugh ] COME ON. WE GOTTA GO FIX THE PLASMA-FUSION BOILER. 42 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,456 - WHO ARE YOU? - SCRUFFY, A JANITOR. 43 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:15,660 - WHY AREN'T YOU FIXING THE BOILER? - SCHEDULE CONFLICT. 44 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:28,189 THERE. FIXED FOREVER. 45 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,660 [ Both Gasp ] 46 00:03:31,729 --> 00:03:35,230 SCRUFFY'S GONNA DIE THE WAY HE LIVED. 47 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,968 [ Both Scream ] 48 00:03:40,037 --> 00:03:42,170 [ Scruffy ] OH, MARMALADE! 49 00:03:46,276 --> 00:03:48,794 AHH, THE HYPOCHONDRIAC'S BACK. 50 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:52,247 - SO WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? - WELL, MY LEAD PIPE HURTS A LITTLE. 51 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,651 - THAT'S NORMAL. NEXT PATIENT! - [ Sawing, Clanking ] 52 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,720 HMM. 53 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,174 [ All Exclaiming ] 54 00:04:02,226 --> 00:04:06,561 - HE'S A WITCH! - FRY, DID YOU EAT ANYTHING UNUSUAL RECENTLY? 55 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:09,914 NO. WHAT ABOUT THAT BATHROOM EGG SALAD FROM THE TRUCK STOP? 56 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,650 - I'VE HAD BETTER. - EGG SALAD? HMM. 57 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:16,588 ZOIDBERG WILL HAVE TO EXAMINE YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT. 58 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:20,292 COME, EVERYONE. GIVE FRY SOME PRIVACY. 59 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,363 IF YOU CAN'T SEE WELL ENOUGH THROUGH THE TWO-WAY MIRROR, 60 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,883 THERE'LL BE A CLOSE-UP ON THIS VIDEO SCREEN. 61 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,821 [ Beeping, Engine Revving ] 62 00:04:34,324 --> 00:04:38,126 HMM. WE'LL NEED TO HAVE A LOOK INSIDE YOU WITH THIS CAMERA. 63 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,413 GUESS AGAIN. 64 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,417 AH, UM, UM! 65 00:04:48,004 --> 00:04:50,155 GROSS! GO, MAN, GO! 66 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,497 WATCH FOR ANY SUBTLE IRREGULARITY IN FRY'S BOWEL. 67 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,401 [ Amy ] OOH! [ Bender ] WOW! 68 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,253 IT'S GORGEOUS. THAT PLACE USED TO BE A BIG DUMP. 69 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:08,857 [ Bender ] WOW! [ Amy ] WORMS? 70 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,876 EW! PUKE-A-TRONIC! 71 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,345 SO THE EGGS IN THAT EGG SALAD SANDWICH WERE-- 72 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:18,316 CORRECT! WORM EGGS. AND THE MAYONNAISE WAS PROBABLY NONE TOO FRESH EITHER. 73 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,219 IT'S NAUSEATIN', MON! 74 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,989 IS THERE NO WAY TO GET RID OF THE DISGUSTING MAGGOTS? 75 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:28,242 ONLY ONE. WE'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL DEEP INSIDE FRY... 76 00:05:28,311 --> 00:05:30,595 IN THIS! 77 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,552 SHOTGUN! SHOTGUN! AWW! 78 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:43,858 [ Farnsworth ] IN EACH GASTRO-SURVIVAL KIT, 79 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:47,629 YOU'LL FIND A RAIN SLICKER, A DISPOSABLE FUN CAMERA... 80 00:05:47,697 --> 00:05:52,734 AND SOMETHING TO PROTECT YOU AGAINST BACTERIA: A HARPOON. 81 00:05:54,204 --> 00:05:58,173 YO, OLD GUY. WHY DO WE HAVE TO USE THOSE TINY MICRO-DROIDS? 82 00:05:58,241 --> 00:06:00,842 CAN'T YOU JUST SHRINK US? OH, MY, NO. 83 00:06:00,911 --> 00:06:05,379 THAT WOULD REQUIRE EXTREMELY TINY ATOMS, AND HAVE YOU PRICED THOSE LATELY? 84 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,749 I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY. LEAVE ME ALONE! 85 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,818 ME NEXT! 86 00:06:13,723 --> 00:06:15,857 [ Beeping ] 87 00:06:19,829 --> 00:06:22,046 OH! 88 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,468 "ANYHOO," YOUR NET SUITS WILL LET YOU EXPERIENCE... 89 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:28,803 FRY'S WORM-INFESTED BOWELS... 90 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:31,439 AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY WRIGGLING THROUGH THEM. 91 00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:34,159 THERE'S NO PART OF THAT SENTENCE I DIDN'T LIKE. 92 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,377 [ Farnsworth ] IS EVERYONE PRESENT? 93 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:38,613 WE'RE ALL HERE. AYE, AYE. DEFINITELY. 94 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:41,333 HERE'S THE PLAN. WE'LL ENTER THE EAR, 95 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,786 DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF THE THROAT, AND MAKE FOR THE BOWEL. 96 00:06:44,855 --> 00:06:50,425 THERE, WE'LL IRRITATE THE PELVIC SPLANCHNIC GANGLION AND CAUSE AN INTESTINAL SPASM, 97 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,795 EXPELLING, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THE PARASITES. 98 00:06:53,864 --> 00:06:56,864 I'LL TELL FRY TO WASH OUT, AMONG OTHER THINGS, HIS EAR. 99 00:06:56,933 --> 00:07:00,117 NO! FRY CAN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MISSION. 100 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,755 IF HE FINDS OUT, THE WORMS WILL TRY TO DEFEND THEMSELVES. 101 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,057 THEY KNOW EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 102 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,910 THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE ICE CREAM SOUP? LEELA, 103 00:07:08,979 --> 00:07:10,928 YOUR ROLE IS TO DISTRACT FRY, 104 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,198 SO HE DOESN'T NOTICE WHAT WE'RE UP TO. 105 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:18,569 CAN DO! LEELA, YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY A FACIAL SCRUB FOR YOUR PORES. 106 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,771 AAH! [ Thudding ] 107 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,843 LOOK! A STARLING! REALLY? 108 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,950 SHH. BE VERY QUIET. 109 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,587 WE'RE IN THE EAR. OKAY, PROFESSOR. 110 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,222 - [ Loudly ] WHAT? - WHAT ABOUT WHAT? 111 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,274 UH, WHAT IF WE GO FOR A WALK, POSSIBLY, 112 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:42,894 BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY, PERHAPS. 113 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,045 I'D LOVE TO. 114 00:07:45,114 --> 00:07:47,315 [ All Screaming ] 115 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:51,686 - WE GOTTA GET SOMEPLACE WHERE HE WON'T STICK HIS FINGER. - IT'S HOPELESS! ABANDON SHIP! 116 00:07:51,755 --> 00:07:54,422 WAIT! WE JUST HAVE TO GET PAST THE EARDRUM! 117 00:08:02,365 --> 00:08:05,149 [ Hermes ] WHAT ARE THOSE WORMS DOING TO FRY'S BRAIN? 118 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,502 [ Farnsworth ] THEY'RE GIVING IT A COMPLETE TUNE-UP. 119 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:11,389 A CURSORY GLANCE WOULD SUGGEST THEY'VE DOUBLED HIS THINKING POWER. 120 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:15,042 MY GOD! SOON HE'LL BE SMARTER THAN CHER. 121 00:08:15,111 --> 00:08:17,111 AH, THE SCENT OF A ROSE. 122 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:22,333 CURIOUS HOW AN AROMATIC CHAIN OF HYDROCARBONS CAN EVOKE OUR DEEPEST EMOTIONS. FOR YOU. 123 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,618 THAT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT, FRY. 124 00:08:24,687 --> 00:08:28,306 AND WHAT'S MORE AMAZING, YOU EXPRESSED IT WITHOUT SPEWING CRUMBS AT ME. 125 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,078 BRACE YOURSELVES, EVERYONE. 126 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,596 WE'RE ENTERING THE INTERIOR OF FRY'S NOSE. 127 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:38,416 WE'RE AT FINGER ALERT FIVE. [ Alarm Blaring ] 128 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:42,937 LET'S JUST PRAY NOTHING STIMULATES THE DELICATE SMELL RECEPTORS. 129 00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:45,490 [ Whispers ] NOBODY MAKE A SMELL. 130 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,076 -[ Sniffing Deeply ] - [ All Screaming ] 131 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:54,165 QUICK! WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THAT NASAL CAPILLARY INTO THE SINUS. 132 00:08:55,819 --> 00:08:59,270 STRANGE. USUALLY YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY. 133 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,173 I LEARNED IT FROM A DECONGESTANT COMMERCIAL. 134 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,459 "SOOTHING ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, ACTION." 135 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:18,556 - [ Panicked Shouts ] - [ Rhythmic Beating ] 136 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:23,561 WHERE ARE WE, THE ASS? WE'RE IN THE HEART, BETTER KNOWN AS THE LOVE MUSCLE. 137 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,313 - WHERE THE FOOD IS DIGESTED. - WE SHOULD BE SAFE, 138 00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:29,383 JUST SO LONG AS NOTHING MAKES IT BEAT FASTER. 139 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,126 [ Rapid Beating ] 140 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:46,400 - ABANDON SHIP! - NO! SET COURSE FOR THAT CHOLESTEROL-ENCRUSTED VALVE. 141 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:56,060 IT'S GOOD CHOLESTEROL, BUT IT SPREADS LIKE BAD CHOLESTEROL. 142 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,129 [ Gobbling ] 143 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:03,167 ♪♪ [ Jazz Pop ] 144 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,603 [ Amy ] LOOK, THEY'RE JAZZERCISING FRY'S MUSCLES. 145 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,657 HE'LL BE AS STRONG AND FLEXIBLE AS GUMBY AND HERCULES COMBINED. 146 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,526 GUMBERCULES? I LOVE THAT GUY. 147 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:16,631 [ Disgusted Groan ] IT'S THAT JERK FROM THE TRUCK STOP. 148 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,384 LET'S CROSS THE STREET AND TRY TO BLEND IN WITH THAT CROWD OF PIMPS. 149 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,788 I DON'T THINK SO. SIR, I BELIEVE YOU OWE THIS LADY AN APOLOGY. 150 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,891 FRY, NO! HE'S BULGING WITH WHAT COULD BE MUSCLES. 151 00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:28,876 OOH! 152 00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:32,497 I GOTS YOUR APOLOGIES RIGHT HERES. 153 00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:36,684 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 154 00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:42,273 SORRYS, MA'AM. I'VE LEARNSED A LESSON ABOUT NOT OGLING CANS THAT I WON'T SOONS FORGETS. 155 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:47,144 AHH, THE STOMACH-- SCENIC GATEWAY TO THE BOWEL. 156 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,266 [ Siren Blaring ] 157 00:10:55,839 --> 00:10:58,656 ABANDON SHIP! [ Straining ] 158 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:03,461 NO! DON'T GIVE UP NOW. WE'RE BUT A STONE'S THROW FROM THE PYLORIC SPHINCTER. 159 00:11:09,653 --> 00:11:11,903 [ Thudding ] 160 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,078 [ All Cheering ] [ Hermes ] WE MADE IT! 161 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,471 THERE IT IS, 162 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:33,357 THE STATELY CAPITOL OF FRY'S BOWEL-- 163 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:38,012 A HEAVILY GUARDED FORTRESS SURROUNDING THE PELVIC SPLANCHNIC GANGLION. 164 00:11:38,081 --> 00:11:40,864 I'VE HEARD OF THAT. WHO SAID I HAVEN'T? 165 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,668 IF WE CAN STIMULATE THAT NERVE, THE BOWEL WILL CONVULSE, 166 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,738 EXPELLING THE ENTIRE WORM SOCIETY. 167 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,073 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WORMS IN THE OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY? 168 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,410 LISTEN, THIS IS GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A BOWEL MOVEMENT. 169 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,913 AFTERWARDS, HE'LL BE LUCKY IF HE HAS ANY BONES LEFT. 170 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,783 ALL RIGHT. LET'S SMOOSH SOME WORMS! 171 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,555 WORMS TO BATTLE STATIONS! 172 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,483 [ Hooting ] 173 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,820 I HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY-- 174 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,657 THE FLOWERS, THE PUDDLE, THE WAY YOU HURT THAT GUY. 175 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:25,159 - BUT CAN I "AX" YOU SOMETHING? - ANYTHING. 176 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:28,178 - WHY DID YOU DO ALL THAT STUFF? - [ Sighs ] 177 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,282 LEELA, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU FOR A LONG TIME, 178 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:35,219 BUT EVERY TIME I TRY, I GET NERVOUS AND MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE IT'S STUFFED WITH PEANUT BUTTER, 179 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,005 - EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT. - WHAT IS IT? IS IT ABOUT BENDER? 180 00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:40,441 - NO, IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME. - AND BENDER? 181 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,527 BENDER'S NOT INVOLVED. 182 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,879 LEELA, I LOVE YOU. 183 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:47,949 - YOU DO? - YES. 184 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,486 BUT IT'S ONLY RECENTLY THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO ARTICULATE MY THOUGHTS. 185 00:12:51,555 --> 00:12:54,221 I LOVE YOU, LEELA, AND I ALWAYS HAVE. 186 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:58,092 FRY, THAT'S THE SWEETEST, MOST WONDERFUL-- WAIT. 187 00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:01,379 RECENTLY? LIKE SINCE YOU ATE THAT TOILET SANDWICH? 188 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,500 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT MY LIFE REALLY TURNED AROUND THAT DAY. 189 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,570 STAY HERE. 190 00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:12,640 [ Sighs ] FRESHEN YOUR NARCOTINA? 191 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:15,426 PLEASE. I NEED SOMETHING TO SETTLE MY STOMACH. 192 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,411 [ Gunfire ] 193 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,520 THE NERVE IS THROUGH HERE. WHERE'S ZOIDBERG? 194 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:30,375 YIPPEE-KI-YAY! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN! 195 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,729 [ Beeping ] 196 00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:39,500 [ Slurping ] 197 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:43,504 [ Bender ] ONE, TWO, THREE! [ Banging ] 198 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,439 OOH! THERE IT IS! 199 00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:48,176 THE PELVIC SPLANCHNIC GANGLION. 200 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:52,162 TICKLE IT, THEN GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIVES. 201 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,866 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TICKLING THAT GANGLION. 202 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,134 [ Farnsworth ] LEELA! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO HELP. 203 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:02,022 IF WE DON'T GET RID OF THE WORMS NOW, THEY'LL BURROW SO DEEP INTO THE BOWEL... 204 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,010 THAT NOT EVEN HERMES' FAMOUS JERK PRUNES COULD DISLODGE THEM. 205 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:10,698 - I CALL IT CARIBBEAN DRANO. - FRY WILL BE STUCK WITH THE WORMS FOREVER. 206 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,084 PERFECT. HAAH! OH, OH! 207 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,304 - [ Leela Grunting ] - [ Zoidberg ] OUCH! 208 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,975 [ All Shouting ] 209 00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:27,565 [ Shouting Stops ] [ Amy ] OH! I'M OKAY. 210 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,786 LEELA, YOU IGNORANT DOPE! NOW THE WORMS WILL BE IN FRY FOREVER. 211 00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:35,756 SO? DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT FRY IS BETTER OFF WITH WORMS? 212 00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,042 OH, THAT'S STUPID! 213 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:43,330 IF ANYONE WANTS TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, I'LL BE IN THE LOUNGE. 214 00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:49,469 OF ALL THE PARASITES I'VE HAD OVER THE YEARS, THESE WORMS ARE AMONG THE-- 215 00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:54,275 HELL, THEY ARE THE BEST! LEELA, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU FOR SAVING THEM? 216 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,511 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 217 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,999 [ British Accent ] HELLO! WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? 218 00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:06,620 APARTMENT ONE-I. THE OLD ME WOULD'VE MADE A JOKE ABOUT THAT. 219 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:10,291 I SHOULD WARN YOU. IT'S A LITTLE UNDER-FURNISHED. 220 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,826 I'M THINKING OF HAVING A WINDOW INSTALLED. 221 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,096 I THINK THE VIEW'S PERFECT ALREADY. 222 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:19,650 OH, THAT'S THE CORNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. LET ME SHOW YOU THE BEDROOM. 223 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,119 WAIT. IN A MINUTE. 224 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,656 A HOLOPHONOR? 225 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:29,243 ONLY A FEW PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE CAN PLAY THAT, AND THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. 226 00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:32,080 THEY DON'T HAVE YOU TO INSPIRE THEM. 227 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,649 ♪♪ [ Orchestral ] 228 00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:41,238 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 229 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,649 [ Both Moaning Pleasurably ] 230 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,720 I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO SAY HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE, FRY. 231 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,357 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS HAPPY SINCE DOUBLE-SOUP TUESDAY AT THE ORPHANARIUM. 232 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,910 WHEN I'M WITH YOU, EVERY DAY SEEMS LIKE DOUBLE-SOUP TUESDAY. 233 00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:41,032 OH, FRY. I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE BECOME. 234 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,300 WHAT I'VE BECOME. 235 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,353 [ Sighs ] WHAT IS IT? 236 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,972 THERE'S JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO FIND OUT. 237 00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:56,013 [ Beeping ] 238 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:08,793 WHO CONTROLS THIS BOWEL? WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 239 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,579 [ Worms Gasping ] 240 00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:16,634 I AM THE LORD MAYOR OF COLOGNE. 241 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,919 - YOU MEAN "COLON"? - STATE YOUR BUSINESS. 242 00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:21,522 YOUR EXCELLENCY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? 243 00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:24,408 NO. I THOUGHT I WAS ONCE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED... 244 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,311 OUR SPECIES REPRODUCES WITH A CLOUD OF SPORES. 245 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,830 WELL, A WONDERFUL GIRL LOVES ME, 246 00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:34,301 BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S REALLY ME SHE LOVES, OR JUST WHAT YOU WORMS HAVE MADE OF ME. 247 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,271 THAT'S WHY, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M ASKING YOU TO LEAVE. 248 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,291 LISTEN, YOU! I WAS BORN HERE. 249 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,759 I RAISED A CLOUD OF CHILDREN HERE. 250 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,264 MY ANCESTORS CAME OVER HERE ON THE SANDWICH. 251 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,033 NO ONE CAN MAKE ME LEAVE. 252 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,886 - HAAH! HMM? - HUUH! 253 00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:53,954 [ Both Grunting ] 254 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,025 [ Bell Dings ] 255 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,219 [ Electric Crackling ] 256 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,155 [ Bell Dings ] 257 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,868 [ Disgruntled Shouts ] 258 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,188 EVERYONE OUT OF MY BODY, OR THE BRAIN GETS IT! 259 00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:31,208 HE'S BLUFFING. NO CREATURE WOULD WILLINGLY MAKE AN IDIOT OUT OF ITSELF. 260 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,311 OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE. HUUH! 261 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,830 [ Panicked Shouts ] 262 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,304 HUUH! OW! HUUH! OW! HUUH! OW! 263 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,823 [ All Exclaiming ] 264 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,309 AND NOW, THE HAND-EYE COORDINATION LOBE. 265 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,377 WAAH! WAAH! [ Babbling ] 266 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:53,463 [ Scattered Shouts ] NO! STOP THAT! STOP IT, MAN! 267 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,083 [ Grunting ] 268 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,085 [ Gasps ] 269 00:18:58,153 --> 00:19:00,338 YOU'VE DAMAGED YOUR BRAIN, UNIVERSE-- 270 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:04,608 BUT NO MORE THAN A WEEK OF BINGE DRINKING OR FIVE MINUTES ON A CELL PHONE. 271 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:10,130 I WAS JUST WORKING MY WAY TOWARD THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA, CONTROL CENTER OF THE HEART AND LUNGS. 272 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,682 AND IF I KILL MYSELF, YOU DIE WITH ME. 273 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,553 NO! STOP! WAIT A MINUTE, MAN! 274 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:19,606 I HOPE SATAN HAS A NICE COLON, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE LIVING! 275 00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:28,149 STOP! WE'LL LEAVE. 276 00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:32,403 BUT ONE DAY YOU'LL BE EATIN' A FAST-FOOD BURGER AND BOOM! 277 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,604 YOU'LL BE CRAWLIN' WITH US AGAIN. 278 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,075 EVER WONDER WHAT MAKES "SPECIAL SAUCE" SO SPECIAL? 279 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,777 YO. 280 00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:52,073 [ Snoring ] 281 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:01,532 FRY! I MISSED YOU. DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOU NEEDED TO FIND OUT? 282 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,719 I'M ABOUT TO. LEELA, LET ME PLAY FOR YOU ONE MORE TIME. 283 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,571 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. I'M STILL SEDUCED FROM BEFORE. 284 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,074 PLEASE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 285 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,143 ♪♪ [ Eerie ] 286 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,763 [ Groaning ] 287 00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,556 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,191 I GOT NERVOUS, AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT NECK BOLTS. 289 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,346 WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT VASE BREAK? IT WAS ALL, LIKE-- 290 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,465 [ Imitating Explosions ] 291 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,335 - WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? - NOTHING. I GOT RID OF THE WORMS. 292 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:41,038 - WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - LEELA, I HAD WORMS. 293 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,807 I NEEDED TO KNOW WHO YOU LOVED, ME OR THEM. 294 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,660 WELL, WHICH OF YOU WROTE ME THAT SONNET? 295 00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,579 I DID! I THINK. IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 50-50. 296 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,049 BUT THAT'S HOW I REALLY FELT ABOUT YOU, I SWEAR. 297 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,201 [ Sighs ] I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,187 PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE TO BE ROMANTIC ON MY OWN. 299 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,340 I'VE GOT A BAGGIE OF MASSAGE OIL, AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY SUPER BACK RUB, 300 00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:03,260 JUST LIKE I USED TO GIVE AMY WHEN I WAS GOING OUT WITH HER, 301 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,479 AND SHE ALWAYS SEEMED TO-- UH-OH. 302 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,520 [ Sighs ] SORRY YOU STRUCK OUT, SAUSAGE LINK. 303 00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,590 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, MY LIFE IS GREAT. 304 00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,925 BABES, BUCKS-- I GOT IT ALL. 305 00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:23,280 WELL, AT LEAST I LEARNED LEELA'S A LOST CAUSE. I GIVE UP. 306 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,466 THERE YA GO! [ Yawns ] GOOD NIGHT. 307 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,403 I GOTTA GET UP EARLY TO GO PARASAILING WITH MOVIE STARS. 308 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,665 ♪♪ [ Orchestral ] 27247