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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,427 --> 00:01:16,429 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:46,266 --> 00:01:53,266 Subtitle By: MARSH-MARIE 3 00:01:53,466 --> 00:01:54,866 Hm. 4 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:56,569 Hello, Ros. 5 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:01,905 How's that novel you're working on? 6 00:02:01,907 --> 00:02:05,645 It's okay, if you like scrumpled pieces of paper in a bin. 7 00:02:06,947 --> 00:02:08,782 You just haven't found your story yet. 8 00:02:13,853 --> 00:02:15,488 What's this one about? 9 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,389 [sighs] Um... 10 00:02:18,391 --> 00:02:21,394 Oh, kids, magic... 11 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:24,730 Wishes that cause trouble. 12 00:02:26,832 --> 00:02:28,932 Sounds a bit young. 13 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:31,504 Oh, no one's too old for wishes. 14 00:02:33,506 --> 00:02:34,906 Let's go, monkey. 15 00:02:34,908 --> 00:02:36,776 Oh, no, no. No charge. 16 00:02:37,777 --> 00:02:39,010 Thank you. 17 00:02:39,012 --> 00:02:40,812 [bell rings] 18 00:02:40,814 --> 00:02:43,715 Is that gel in your hair? 19 00:02:43,717 --> 00:02:45,783 Come on, we're in a rush. Why? 20 00:02:45,785 --> 00:02:47,751 - It looks weird. - [groans] 21 00:02:47,753 --> 00:02:49,889 - How weird? - Really weird. 22 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:52,792 [kids cheering] 23 00:02:59,365 --> 00:03:00,366 [groans] 24 00:03:01,367 --> 00:03:03,400 There you are! 25 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:05,502 You are coming with me, young lady. 26 00:03:05,504 --> 00:03:07,337 - I'm busy. - Busy? 27 00:03:07,339 --> 00:03:09,707 - [kids laughing] - This is not busy. 28 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:11,542 I'm making friends. 29 00:03:11,544 --> 00:03:13,745 You said I should make friends, right? 30 00:03:13,747 --> 00:03:16,647 Friends? This is not what a friend looks like. 31 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:21,318 This... this is a mugshot on the six o'clock news. 32 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,686 You're lucky I don't call the cops. 33 00:03:22,688 --> 00:03:24,925 Go ahead. Any luck, I'll get deported. 34 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,294 ♪ ♪ 35 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:32,798 [door opens] 36 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,433 [David] Robbie... 37 00:03:36,435 --> 00:03:38,437 I thought I asked you to pack! 38 00:03:39,773 --> 00:03:41,340 [sighs] What good is that? 39 00:03:42,742 --> 00:03:44,676 What are you thinking about wearing for underpants? 40 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:47,511 Because those games cartridges are not gonna supply adequate coverage. 41 00:03:47,513 --> 00:03:49,381 Come on, bit of action, please! 42 00:04:11,104 --> 00:04:13,637 I just don't know what's wrong with you, Smash. 43 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:16,673 I've got a good mind not to take you on this vacation at all. 44 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:19,042 So don't. Take me somewhere good. 45 00:04:19,044 --> 00:04:21,645 - Like back home. - We are home. 46 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:25,116 This sucky little country? Have you seen what they eat? 47 00:04:25,118 --> 00:04:27,819 Mushy peas. They eat mushy peas, Mom. 48 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:28,920 [phone ringing] 49 00:04:28,922 --> 00:04:30,420 And they drive on the left! 50 00:04:30,422 --> 00:04:31,655 - [screaming] - [horn honking] 51 00:04:31,657 --> 00:04:33,359 Oh, my gosh, you almost killed us! 52 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:40,597 You're gonna absolutely love this place, guys, I promise. 53 00:04:40,599 --> 00:04:42,900 - Is there a phone signal? - I hope not. 54 00:04:42,902 --> 00:04:45,669 Imagine that, Robbie? All that peace and tranquility. 55 00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:47,138 Romping in the dunes. 56 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:51,677 And there's a... there's a bit of a surprise. 57 00:04:53,445 --> 00:04:56,413 - Is there Wi-Fi? - No, there's no Wi-Fi. 58 00:04:56,415 --> 00:04:59,483 - Is that the surprise? - No. 59 00:04:59,485 --> 00:05:02,886 - It isn't a very good surprise. - Well, it's not the surprise. 60 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:06,657 What if mum wants to phone us? What if she's having a crisis? 61 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:09,628 Mummy's a big girl, she can look after herself. 62 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:16,001 Robbie, if you play that thing all the way, you're gonna be sick. 63 00:05:17,469 --> 00:05:19,471 ♪ ♪ 64 00:05:25,845 --> 00:05:28,812 See? I've been packed for weeks. 65 00:05:28,814 --> 00:05:30,914 I did mention we're going to the British coast, right? 66 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,416 You are, maybe. 67 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:34,518 This is my luggage for the Seychelles, 68 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,753 where I'm moving soon as dad makes the call. 69 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:38,655 Smash... 70 00:05:38,657 --> 00:05:40,824 Smash, I don't think your dad is... 71 00:05:40,826 --> 00:05:42,960 Smash! Smash! 72 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:44,828 Hey, Maudie! 73 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,065 - You wanna fly? - Yeah! Fly! 74 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:49,433 [squeals] 75 00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:51,770 ["Light It Up Remix feat. Nyla & Fuse ODG" by Major Lazer playing] 76 00:05:58,777 --> 00:06:01,713 - What is this? - [David] This is... 77 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:03,447 It's just some sounds I'm getting in to. 78 00:06:03,449 --> 00:06:05,083 Some new ones. Gotta, uh... 79 00:06:05,085 --> 00:06:07,152 They're quite cool, these guys, actually. They're a... 80 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,789 um... band. 81 00:06:12,192 --> 00:06:14,560 What do you think the surprise is gonna be? 82 00:06:16,061 --> 00:06:19,162 - [whispers] Nothing good. - What if it's Mum? 83 00:06:19,164 --> 00:06:22,100 What if they're getting back together? It'd be like before. 84 00:06:22,102 --> 00:06:25,669 Long silences and emotional repression? 85 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:29,910 Shh. Before that, when it was all all right. 86 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:34,915 ["Light it Up Remix" continues playing] 87 00:06:49,129 --> 00:06:52,596 There's white sand beaches in the Seychelles, and flamingos. 88 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:55,066 And probably tension, and civil unrest. 89 00:06:55,068 --> 00:06:57,200 There's no unrest in the Seychelles. 90 00:06:57,202 --> 00:06:59,636 [scoffs] Your father's there, give them time. 91 00:06:59,638 --> 00:07:01,074 - [phone ringing] - [ringing stops] 92 00:07:02,242 --> 00:07:04,144 What is this? 93 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:10,213 [scoffs] Oh, no, you have got to be kidding me? 94 00:07:10,215 --> 00:07:13,216 What? I can cook. 95 00:07:13,218 --> 00:07:15,887 Well, I'm a mom, aren't I? 96 00:07:15,889 --> 00:07:17,689 Moms are supposed to cook. 97 00:07:17,691 --> 00:07:19,556 I don't wanna get poisoned. 98 00:07:19,558 --> 00:07:21,627 [all laughing] 99 00:07:23,562 --> 00:07:25,296 - [Smash] You can't cook! - You'll see. 100 00:07:25,298 --> 00:07:26,732 You can't cook! 101 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:31,537 ♪ ♪ 102 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,645 [birds squawking] 103 00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:50,121 [exhales] So... what do you think? 104 00:07:50,123 --> 00:07:51,989 I feel sick. 105 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:53,790 Just keep calm, deep breaths. 106 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:56,762 In through the nose, out through the mouth. 107 00:08:03,702 --> 00:08:06,770 - It's coming out. - Well, try to keep it in. 108 00:08:06,772 --> 00:08:08,807 - There you go, darling. - Thanks. 109 00:08:12,177 --> 00:08:13,577 [David] Deep breaths. 110 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:14,680 [door opens] 111 00:08:42,275 --> 00:08:43,977 [horn honking] 112 00:08:47,313 --> 00:08:48,314 Mum! 113 00:09:13,706 --> 00:09:15,338 Who are they? 114 00:09:15,341 --> 00:09:17,140 [exhales] 115 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,744 Let's go inside. 116 00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:31,254 Uh... 117 00:09:31,256 --> 00:09:35,328 Maudie, Smash, this is David. 118 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:41,201 Guys, I'd like you to meet Alice. 119 00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:46,204 You should know your mum talks about you girls all the time. 120 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:48,139 Oh, what a coincidence. 121 00:09:48,141 --> 00:09:49,843 She doesn't talk about you at all. 122 00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:57,951 Why are you holding hands? 123 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:02,721 Well, um... 124 00:10:04,858 --> 00:10:06,723 We have something to tell you. 125 00:10:06,725 --> 00:10:09,127 [groans] I feel sick. 126 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:11,231 [Alice] Ros, Robbie... 127 00:10:12,332 --> 00:10:14,197 Your dad and I, well, um... 128 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:18,201 We've been, well, we've been, um... 129 00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:20,872 We've been seeing each other. 130 00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:23,306 [groans] That is revolting! 131 00:10:23,309 --> 00:10:26,878 - Hey, Smash. - Can we go home, please? 132 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,780 Wait, when you say "seeing each other," 133 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:32,083 you mean seeing each other? 134 00:10:32,085 --> 00:10:35,052 Look, this holiday's a great opportunity for everyone to get to know each other. 135 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,257 Come on. What do you say? 136 00:10:38,358 --> 00:10:39,991 [retches] 137 00:10:39,993 --> 00:10:41,361 [spitting] 138 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:48,131 Great going, Mom. 139 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:51,638 You ruined my life. Again. 140 00:10:52,472 --> 00:10:54,174 I'm going to my room. 141 00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,776 [Alice] Okay. Let's go inside... 142 00:11:00,879 --> 00:11:03,048 But... but what about Mum? 143 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:06,286 Ros, Mum's not... 144 00:11:08,221 --> 00:11:09,953 Hey! 145 00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:12,789 That's my room! I was here first! 146 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,758 [Smash] Are you kidding me? It's my room! 147 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,930 I said get out! 148 00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:20,897 [Smash] Stop it! It's my room now! 149 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:22,400 [Ros] I was here first! 150 00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:25,102 - [Smash] Stop it, go away! - It's my room! 151 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:26,339 [door slams] 152 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:39,918 This is my half. Stay out. 153 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,160 Who brings books on a holiday? 154 00:11:49,162 --> 00:11:52,197 - People who can read. - People with no lives. 155 00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:58,871 [chuckles] Look at these losers. 156 00:12:00,005 --> 00:12:01,374 Get off that. 157 00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:05,278 [sighs] 158 00:12:10,849 --> 00:12:12,550 Hey... 159 00:12:12,552 --> 00:12:14,920 Look, we're gonna make it work, for all of them. 160 00:12:16,155 --> 00:12:17,388 Yes, we are. 161 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,292 - [groans] Is that...? - Yes. 162 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:23,226 Oh! [sighs] 163 00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:24,996 [Smash] Get off of me! 164 00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:26,229 - [girls yelping] - [both sighing] 165 00:12:26,231 --> 00:12:27,431 - You get off of me! - Stop it! 166 00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,032 - [screaming] - [David] Hey! 167 00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:30,901 - Both of you, calm down. - She started it! 168 00:12:30,903 --> 00:12:33,204 - She started it! - Smash, you're just impossible. 169 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:34,472 I don't wanna be here! 170 00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:35,906 I don't want to be here! 171 00:12:35,908 --> 00:12:38,009 Right! I have an idea. 172 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:41,281 Why don't we all go... for a picnic? 173 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:45,016 ♪ ♪ 174 00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:47,020 [indistinct chatter] 175 00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:51,555 This place is gross. 176 00:12:51,557 --> 00:12:53,224 [Alice sighs] Smash, try to be nice. 177 00:12:53,226 --> 00:12:56,059 How? There's all this gross stuff on my shoe. 178 00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,395 Tell you what, why don't we play a game? 179 00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:58,496 I spy with my little eye, 180 00:12:58,498 --> 00:13:01,299 something beginning with W. 181 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:03,266 - Weirdo. - [laughing] 182 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:05,505 Maudie, David is not a weirdo. 183 00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:10,308 - Oh. - Hello! 184 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:14,111 You must be the new tenants over at the cottage. 185 00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:16,447 You must be Mr. Trent from the, uh... 186 00:13:16,449 --> 00:13:19,916 The mansion? Yes, that's right, I live in a mansion. 187 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,985 This is all part of my estate. 188 00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:24,490 This is, um, quite some backyard you got here. 189 00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:30,161 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quite understand what you're saying. 190 00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:32,295 Oh! [chuckles] 191 00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:35,667 - Alice is American. - Ah! You're an American. 192 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,603 For a moment I thought you had a speech impediment. 193 00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:43,006 And you've got... four children! 194 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,642 You have been busy, haven't you? 195 00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:47,478 [chuckles] Oh, no. They're not all of our... 196 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,380 No, we're still getting to know each other. 197 00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:52,051 - As if we have a choice. - [Alice] Smash, please. 198 00:13:53,587 --> 00:13:55,553 And this is Alice's daughter. 199 00:13:55,555 --> 00:13:59,124 Oh, and for some reason you've called her Smash. 200 00:14:00,526 --> 00:14:02,593 How delightful. Who's the rest of the crew? 201 00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:04,430 Crash, Bang and Wallop? 202 00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,366 Oh, my... 203 00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:10,135 Well, that is extraordinary. 204 00:14:11,671 --> 00:14:13,371 You... 205 00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:15,406 You, don't move. 206 00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:17,340 [camera beeps, clicks] 207 00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:18,444 Brilliant. 208 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,216 - Oh! And one of the rest of you. - [camera clicks] 209 00:14:25,218 --> 00:14:27,685 Well, better be getting back to the old mansion. 210 00:14:27,687 --> 00:14:30,356 Do let me know if you need, uh... 211 00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:34,291 - Anything? - Yeah. 212 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,494 That would go there as a noun, wouldn't it? 213 00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,964 Anything. Anything. Anything. 214 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,667 He seems like a very interesting fellow. 215 00:14:43,669 --> 00:14:46,472 Shall we? W. 216 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:50,974 - Anyone? - Water? 217 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,076 Very good. 218 00:14:53,078 --> 00:14:55,080 [videogame noises] 219 00:15:03,289 --> 00:15:06,524 Why do you call her Smash? 220 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,459 Her real name's Samantha. 221 00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:11,063 ["Let's Ride" by Ground Up playing on phone] 222 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:22,573 Excuse me. 223 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,310 - [music stops] - Hey. 224 00:15:29,148 --> 00:15:30,716 [videogame noises] 225 00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:41,091 Hey! Give it back! 226 00:15:41,093 --> 00:15:43,226 - You want it? - [Alice] Smash. 227 00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:46,231 Hey! Give that back now, Samantha! 228 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:50,336 - Don't call me that. - Give me that back! 229 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,038 Give it back! 230 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,408 [Robbie yells] 231 00:15:59,244 --> 00:16:00,980 Give it back! 232 00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:04,517 ♪ ♪ 233 00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:11,090 - [yelps] - [Ros] Smash? 234 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,492 Smash, are you all right?! 235 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:18,796 - Smash? - It's a tunnel. 236 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:22,533 - Where does it go? - Away from you. 237 00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:23,735 We should tell someone. 238 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,536 She... she might get hurt. 239 00:16:25,538 --> 00:16:27,605 - She's got my game. - Robbie! 240 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,272 Robbie, come back! 241 00:16:29,274 --> 00:16:33,012 - Wait for me! - Maudie, no. Come back. 242 00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:35,147 Oh... 243 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,352 ♪ ♪ 244 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:47,393 Maudie! 245 00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,163 Maudie! 246 00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:58,504 Maudie! Maudie, come back! [grunts] 247 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:10,082 [Robbie] Give it! 248 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:17,623 - [Smash] Poor little Robbie. - Give it! 249 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:23,429 [Smash and Robbie indistinct] 250 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,169 Robbie, be careful, just... 251 00:17:32,171 --> 00:17:35,308 - It's dangerous! - You wanna see dangerous? 252 00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:37,811 [Ros] Smash, come down! 253 00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:41,146 You're frightening Maudie! 254 00:17:46,218 --> 00:17:49,721 Hey, Robbie Hood. Fetch. [laughs] 255 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,190 [Ros] Smash! 256 00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:55,160 Come on, kid. What you scared of? 257 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:03,869 Fairy? 258 00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:11,377 [gasps, grunts] 259 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,153 [gasps] 260 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,728 It's got my shoe! It's got my shoe! 261 00:18:32,898 --> 00:18:35,234 Oh, it's got my shoe! 262 00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,337 [gasps] 263 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,374 [yelps] 264 00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,760 Run, Maudie! Run to the rocks! 265 00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:03,562 Maudie, come here, come here, come here. 266 00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:07,667 ♪ ♪ 267 00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:15,274 [gasps] 268 00:19:23,849 --> 00:19:24,918 No! 269 00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:27,787 [grunts] 270 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:30,222 [gasps] 271 00:19:35,895 --> 00:19:36,896 [grunts] 272 00:19:37,897 --> 00:19:39,365 [grunting] 273 00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:41,600 Here. 274 00:19:48,642 --> 00:19:50,674 [grunts] It's coming! 275 00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,244 [grunting] 276 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:03,454 Hmm? 277 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:05,656 What the...? 278 00:20:05,659 --> 00:20:07,391 I can hit it! Shall I hit it?! 279 00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:11,562 - No! Hit her, she's hurting me! - [gasps] 280 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,296 Did it just speak? 281 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:16,700 Speak? That was angry shouting. 282 00:20:16,702 --> 00:20:18,870 If I was gonna speak, I would have said something like, 283 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:20,804 "Oh! What's that?!" 284 00:20:20,806 --> 00:20:22,007 [grunting] 285 00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,010 [grunting] 286 00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:32,816 Fine, you got me. What do you want? 287 00:20:32,818 --> 00:20:34,518 My sister's shoe. 288 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,353 I don't know what you're talking about. 289 00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:38,522 You stole it right off her foot. 290 00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:42,960 Anything that touches this beach is an offering to the Psammead. 291 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:46,563 - Psammead? - Yes, hello. 292 00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:49,399 I'll take most offerings, I'm not fussy. 293 00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:53,336 I know this. This is from my book, Five Children and It. 294 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,874 The kids, they find this thing and it gives them wishes. 295 00:20:56,876 --> 00:21:00,744 One a day, but nothing longer than a sentence. 296 00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:02,446 But you don't want to wish. 297 00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,047 They never work out. 298 00:21:04,049 --> 00:21:06,017 There's consequences. 299 00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,518 Something unfortunate happens, 300 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,721 you blame me, I get a bad name. 301 00:21:09,723 --> 00:21:11,455 Wishes are bad news. 302 00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:13,857 I wish I was the best climber in the world. 303 00:21:13,859 --> 00:21:15,861 [inhales deeply, grunting] 304 00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:23,366 [exhales] 305 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,468 [farting] 306 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:25,769 [grunts] 307 00:21:25,771 --> 00:21:27,138 Was that it? 308 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,473 What do you mean, "was that it?" 309 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:30,774 I nearly burst! 310 00:21:30,776 --> 00:21:34,112 So, we make a wish and you, what, make a fart? 311 00:21:34,114 --> 00:21:37,581 Magic isn't all twinkly lights and stardust, you know. 312 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:40,684 Some of us have to work with enchanted stomach gasses. 313 00:21:40,686 --> 00:21:43,921 [burps] Now, if you'll excuse me. 314 00:21:43,924 --> 00:21:45,989 Wait! Don't go. 315 00:21:45,991 --> 00:21:48,559 Oh, yeah, we wanna wish for more farts. 316 00:21:48,561 --> 00:21:50,128 I'm sorry, 317 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:52,996 did I make the granting of your heart's desire look easy? 318 00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:55,799 Because it isn't! It's extremely tiring! 319 00:21:55,801 --> 00:21:59,037 - And stinky. - Hmm... 320 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,405 If you want a dead Psammead on your hands, 321 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:04,075 go ahead, ask for two wishes. 322 00:22:04,077 --> 00:22:07,411 Until then, one a day is the best I can do. 323 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,948 Come back tomorrow, if you survive this one. 324 00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:12,953 ♪ ♪ 325 00:22:15,055 --> 00:22:16,455 [grunts] 326 00:22:24,598 --> 00:22:27,433 I want my fairy. 327 00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:31,002 [gasps] 328 00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:32,170 Aww... 329 00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:34,039 Look, it works! 330 00:22:36,775 --> 00:22:38,477 Robbie, be careful! 331 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:44,082 [Smash] Hey! Whoa! 332 00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:45,751 Robbie! 333 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:51,690 These wishes, they can... There's a catch, I know there is. 334 00:22:54,593 --> 00:22:56,695 Higher! Faster! 335 00:22:58,564 --> 00:23:01,632 Maybe we should go and look for them. 336 00:23:01,635 --> 00:23:03,867 Maybe we should stay here and... 337 00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:04,938 [moans] 338 00:23:06,171 --> 00:23:07,905 No, I think we should look for them. 339 00:23:07,907 --> 00:23:09,240 [sighs] I guess that would be 340 00:23:09,242 --> 00:23:11,541 - the responsible thing to do. - Mmm. 341 00:23:11,543 --> 00:23:13,945 - [phone ringing] - Ooh. Got bars. 342 00:23:13,947 --> 00:23:15,213 Wait one second. 343 00:23:15,215 --> 00:23:16,247 - Hello? - [chuckles] 344 00:23:16,249 --> 00:23:18,882 No, it's fine. Shoot. 345 00:23:18,884 --> 00:23:20,550 What? Hello? 346 00:23:20,552 --> 00:23:22,920 Can you hear me? Yes! 347 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,988 Hey, Ros, are you enjoying the sea air? 348 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,725 Can't talk. Book. 349 00:23:36,970 --> 00:23:39,703 Well, it's nice to see you running about a bit. 350 00:23:39,705 --> 00:23:41,104 [Ros] Robbie! 351 00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:43,677 Robbie, get down! The wish ends at sunset! 352 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,280 [grunting] 353 00:23:49,282 --> 00:23:50,849 Faster! 354 00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:52,851 Higher! 355 00:23:54,254 --> 00:23:56,156 More dangerous! 356 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,724 [birds squawking] 357 00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:02,796 [whimpers] 358 00:24:05,864 --> 00:24:07,100 [gasps] 359 00:24:09,568 --> 00:24:10,971 Robbie, hang on! 360 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,542 ♪ ♪ 361 00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:36,161 Grab the rope! 362 00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:39,232 [grunting] 363 00:24:50,809 --> 00:24:52,811 ♪ ♪ 364 00:25:12,232 --> 00:25:13,899 [grunts] 365 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,276 Oh, my Switch! 366 00:25:25,278 --> 00:25:28,011 [mutters] 367 00:25:28,013 --> 00:25:29,182 [videogame noises] 368 00:25:30,215 --> 00:25:31,216 Come on, Maudie. 369 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,952 - [groans] - Are you okay? 370 00:25:35,955 --> 00:25:37,157 [Robbie] Yeah, my game's okay. 371 00:25:38,924 --> 00:25:41,793 Oh, for goodness sake. 372 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:44,761 Get your head out of that screen, Robbie. 373 00:25:44,763 --> 00:25:46,863 A bit of exercise! 374 00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:48,101 Come on. 375 00:25:49,835 --> 00:25:51,136 [Robbie sighs] 376 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,808 You'd think that he'd mention, 377 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,911 "Oh, and by the way, the magic wears off at sunset." 378 00:25:59,913 --> 00:26:04,115 - There's dribble on my fairy! - Oh. 379 00:26:04,117 --> 00:26:05,784 [bird squawking] 380 00:26:17,130 --> 00:26:19,132 ♪ ♪ 381 00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:35,178 That was pretty amazing today, right? 382 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,749 I mean, wishes. Real wishes. 383 00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:40,886 - Have you thought about what you might... - No. 384 00:26:43,423 --> 00:26:46,089 Fine. You're not the only one with a phone. 385 00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:48,059 Oh, you call that a phone? 386 00:26:48,061 --> 00:26:50,761 My dad got mine. It's the best. 387 00:26:50,763 --> 00:26:53,799 Just like my life will be when he takes me away from all of this. 388 00:27:00,939 --> 00:27:03,376 Yes! I got a bar! 389 00:27:06,211 --> 00:27:08,081 [Ros on video] Look, I can make films with it. 390 00:27:09,815 --> 00:27:13,186 Here you go. Your favorite. 391 00:27:15,788 --> 00:27:17,390 [Ros] Let me get you two together. 392 00:27:19,024 --> 00:27:20,193 Do a kiss. 393 00:27:30,836 --> 00:27:33,072 Let's see what else that thing does, shall we? 394 00:27:36,775 --> 00:27:37,977 [Smash] Okay. 395 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,746 - [man on voicemail] Hi. - Dad! 396 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,448 I'm sorry I can't take your call right now. 397 00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:46,184 Please leave your message after the tone, 398 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,786 and I'll get back to you as soon as I... 399 00:28:02,135 --> 00:28:03,769 [Smash groans] 400 00:28:06,472 --> 00:28:08,474 [seagulls cawing] 401 00:28:14,813 --> 00:28:16,815 ♪ ♪ 402 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,155 [chimes ringing] 403 00:28:31,897 --> 00:28:33,899 [bird squawking] 404 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,174 [grunts] 405 00:28:43,176 --> 00:28:44,542 Looking for someone? 406 00:28:44,544 --> 00:28:48,079 Hey, don't pelt me with sea barf. 407 00:28:48,081 --> 00:28:50,847 - Sorry, it's a reflex. - To what? 408 00:28:50,849 --> 00:28:55,052 To foolish children in search of ill-advised wishes. 409 00:28:55,054 --> 00:28:57,488 Then I got great news for you, Sammy. 410 00:28:57,490 --> 00:29:00,057 Because this is the best wish you've ever heard. 411 00:29:00,059 --> 00:29:03,894 [groaning] 412 00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:05,764 [phone ringing] 413 00:29:16,476 --> 00:29:18,411 - Mum? - [phone continues ringing] 414 00:29:34,027 --> 00:29:36,027 [Smash] Ros, I want you to bring Maudie. 415 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:37,461 I don't want her to miss this. 416 00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:39,230 - Miss what? - You'll find out. 417 00:29:39,232 --> 00:29:40,897 I'm sending someone to pick you up. 418 00:29:40,899 --> 00:29:42,535 Where from? 419 00:29:47,172 --> 00:29:51,076 Um, Smash said she's gone out for a nature walk. 420 00:29:52,277 --> 00:29:53,846 What did she really say? 421 00:29:55,014 --> 00:29:58,149 Uh... that she hates all of us 422 00:29:58,151 --> 00:30:01,284 and we should just butt out of her life. 423 00:30:01,287 --> 00:30:03,587 That sounds like my daughter. 424 00:30:03,589 --> 00:30:08,093 [sighs] No whisk, so, um... spoon? 425 00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:10,628 Okay. 426 00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:13,930 Anyway, we were just wondering if maybe we could join her? 427 00:30:13,932 --> 00:30:16,233 That's a funny way of butting out of her life. 428 00:30:16,235 --> 00:30:18,469 Well, just trying to make an effort. 429 00:30:18,471 --> 00:30:21,304 Oh, good for you, Ros. Making new friends, that's nice. 430 00:30:21,307 --> 00:30:23,074 Whoa! 431 00:30:23,076 --> 00:30:26,009 [both yelling] 432 00:30:26,011 --> 00:30:28,945 - [Alice] Oh, are you okay?! - [David] Yes, yes, yes. No! 433 00:30:28,947 --> 00:30:30,113 Okay, we gotta go. 434 00:30:30,115 --> 00:30:32,650 [David groaning] 435 00:30:32,652 --> 00:30:35,952 Has Smash run away again? 436 00:30:35,955 --> 00:30:38,656 No, she just wants us to take you to her. 437 00:30:38,658 --> 00:30:42,460 - Am I running away too? - No one's running away. 438 00:30:42,462 --> 00:30:44,428 She's made a wish, that's all. 439 00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:48,432 She got up early and made a wish, without telling us. 440 00:30:48,434 --> 00:30:50,636 - What wish? - I don't know. 441 00:30:53,707 --> 00:30:56,073 [Robbie] Maybe she wished to be invisible. 442 00:30:56,075 --> 00:30:58,243 Invisible would be cool. 443 00:30:59,979 --> 00:31:01,547 [helicopter whirring] 444 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:12,325 Huh. Yeah, I don't think she wished to be invisible. 445 00:31:26,339 --> 00:31:30,410 Maudie! Robbie! Wait! 446 00:31:31,511 --> 00:31:33,246 Wait! Come back! 447 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:37,517 Maudie! Where are we going? 448 00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:43,156 Put your seatbelt on! 449 00:31:47,761 --> 00:31:49,962 ♪ ♪ 450 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:11,451 [no audio] No. 451 00:32:14,654 --> 00:32:16,656 ♪ ♪ 452 00:33:14,447 --> 00:33:16,213 Robbie. 453 00:33:16,215 --> 00:33:18,115 Maudie. 454 00:33:18,117 --> 00:33:20,083 The other one. 455 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,355 Coco's waiting inside. Follow me. 456 00:33:23,356 --> 00:33:25,024 [phone ringing] 457 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:28,225 Who's Coco? 458 00:33:28,227 --> 00:33:30,227 That's Coco Rayne. 459 00:33:30,229 --> 00:33:34,231 I want shorter there, longer here. A lot more feathers. 460 00:33:34,233 --> 00:33:36,500 And you, add a cape. 461 00:33:36,502 --> 00:33:38,804 Ah, you made it! 462 00:33:42,241 --> 00:33:45,342 Not long to go now. You must be so excited! 463 00:33:45,344 --> 00:33:49,346 Confused, mostly. Where's Smash? 464 00:33:49,348 --> 00:33:51,384 Come with me, I'll take you to her. 465 00:33:53,386 --> 00:33:56,720 No, of course, none of this is any surprise to me. 466 00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:59,091 I knew she had it the moment I first saw her. 467 00:34:00,594 --> 00:34:02,596 [people chattering] 468 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,568 Hey, Maudie! Big sis is a star! What do you think? 469 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:14,137 [woman] Come on, let's get you into make-up, Maudie. 470 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:17,207 The new video has got two billion views. 471 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:19,811 Smash, you are the hottest act on the planet. 472 00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:21,545 What about us? 473 00:34:21,547 --> 00:34:23,380 There's some super fans who won a competition. 474 00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:25,248 - Go stand by them. - Hey, excuse me. 475 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,687 - Yeah? - Girls, take a photo. Take a photo. 476 00:34:28,854 --> 00:34:30,824 - [camera clicking] - Yeah. 477 00:34:34,527 --> 00:34:36,760 - Nice. All right, let's go talk to the media. - Okay. 478 00:34:36,762 --> 00:34:39,362 Okay, don't forget to talk about your fragrance, okay? 479 00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:40,864 This is forever, Smash. 480 00:34:40,866 --> 00:34:43,434 You could have at least told us before you just ran off... 481 00:34:43,436 --> 00:34:44,738 Somebody throw a sheet over that. 482 00:34:52,545 --> 00:34:53,745 [David] Robbie! 483 00:34:53,747 --> 00:34:56,814 - [Alice] Smash? Maudie? - [David] Ros? 484 00:34:56,816 --> 00:35:00,451 Yes, where is your mysterious daughter? 485 00:35:00,453 --> 00:35:03,289 What's she up to, eh? 486 00:35:08,728 --> 00:35:10,429 Mr. Trent? 487 00:35:14,768 --> 00:35:17,701 Oh... Hello! 488 00:35:17,703 --> 00:35:20,604 Well, fancy seeing you here, 489 00:35:20,606 --> 00:35:23,240 on this, uh, craggy pathway. 490 00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:24,475 What are you doing? 491 00:35:24,477 --> 00:35:27,310 Oh, what, on the... with the... and the... 492 00:35:27,313 --> 00:35:30,381 I just, uh... nature survey, actually. 493 00:35:30,383 --> 00:35:34,618 Um, just studying the fauna and flora of the area. 494 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:36,587 Oh, there's a bee. 495 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:38,656 You haven't seen our children, have you? They seem to have disappeared. 496 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,892 They haven't disappeared, we just don't know where they've gone. 497 00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,426 [David] Which is pretty much the same thing. 498 00:35:42,428 --> 00:35:43,961 I knew we shouldn't let them wander off. 499 00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:46,497 David, they're children. You gotta give 'em some freedom. 500 00:35:46,499 --> 00:35:47,865 Well, I do give them freedom, 501 00:35:47,867 --> 00:35:50,367 I just tend to be with them at the time. 502 00:35:50,369 --> 00:35:52,335 Do you know what? They're gonna be fine. 503 00:35:52,338 --> 00:35:55,272 I grew up here myself, and I was forever darting off into these moors, 504 00:35:55,274 --> 00:35:56,908 in pursuit of some creature or another. 505 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:58,676 Oh, to be young again, 506 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:03,280 and innocently pulling the wings off some natural creation. 507 00:36:03,282 --> 00:36:05,248 Tsk. 508 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,417 Here's a thought. 509 00:36:06,419 --> 00:36:08,720 Why don't you and your family 510 00:36:08,722 --> 00:36:11,254 come over to the mansion tomorrow? 511 00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,756 We could all spend some time together. 512 00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:15,859 Have a little drinky. Might be rather fun. 513 00:36:15,861 --> 00:36:17,428 Oh, no, we wouldn't wanna impose. 514 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:19,731 It's not an imposition! I insist! 515 00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:22,666 I'd love it. I was never blessed with children myself, 516 00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:25,536 and I think you can learn so much from them, can't you? 517 00:36:25,538 --> 00:36:29,540 Well, that's very... very, very kind of you. 518 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,809 - Thank you. - So, you'll come? 519 00:36:31,811 --> 00:36:33,747 I'll put it in the pad. Tomorrow. 520 00:36:37,316 --> 00:36:40,754 [crowd chanting] Smash! Smash! Smash! Smash! 521 00:36:42,354 --> 00:36:44,356 [chanting continues] 522 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:49,495 [people chattering] 523 00:36:52,331 --> 00:36:56,900 Um, hello, Smash, maybe we can stop to talk about how all you... 524 00:36:56,902 --> 00:36:58,736 [Smash] Let's go. Go, go, go! 525 00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:01,640 - [chanting continues] - [Ros] Smash! 526 00:37:10,483 --> 00:37:12,816 [upbeat pop music] 527 00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:14,520 [crowd cheering] 528 00:37:17,523 --> 00:37:19,757 Who wants to party?! 529 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:21,925 [cheering] 530 00:37:21,927 --> 00:37:24,663 I said who wants to party?! 531 00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:29,668 This show's for my sister, Maudie! 532 00:37:32,606 --> 00:37:34,039 Let's Smash it, everyone! 533 00:37:47,988 --> 00:37:50,954 ♪ I make a crash, flash, I am Smash ♪ 534 00:37:50,956 --> 00:37:55,893 ♪ Watch the way that I dance fast for you ♪ 535 00:37:55,895 --> 00:37:58,129 ♪ For you ♪ 536 00:37:58,131 --> 00:38:01,498 ♪ I know I'm destined for stardom ♪ 537 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:05,769 ♪ I'm Smash, turn the lights on for you ♪ 538 00:38:05,771 --> 00:38:07,871 ♪ For you ♪ 539 00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:09,773 ♪ That's right ♪ 540 00:38:09,775 --> 00:38:12,010 ♪ I gotta feeling, gotta feeling, yeah, yeah ♪ 541 00:38:12,012 --> 00:38:14,478 ♪ Feet off the floor, I'm on the ceiling, yeah, yeah ♪ 542 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,913 ♪ Got my wish and I believe it ♪ 543 00:38:15,916 --> 00:38:19,150 ♪ It's gonna be good, so good ♪ 544 00:38:19,152 --> 00:38:22,085 ♪ Watch me dance, I never lose my balance ♪ 545 00:38:22,087 --> 00:38:23,554 ♪ Moonwalking into every... ♪ 546 00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:24,925 [music stops] 547 00:38:27,426 --> 00:38:29,793 What? What happened? 548 00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:30,994 Sunset. 549 00:38:30,996 --> 00:38:32,764 No, no, no, but it hardly started. 550 00:38:32,766 --> 00:38:34,464 No, I want them back! 551 00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:37,100 [man] Oi! How did you get in here?! 552 00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:38,337 [Ros] Run! 553 00:38:40,005 --> 00:38:41,407 Run! 554 00:38:48,949 --> 00:38:50,982 This is trash! I want it back! 555 00:38:50,984 --> 00:38:53,517 I want it... I want it all back! 556 00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:54,918 You can't. 557 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,721 You have it for a while, then it's gone. 558 00:38:57,723 --> 00:39:00,123 That's the way it is. 559 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,694 We're gonna be in so much trouble. 560 00:39:02,696 --> 00:39:05,963 They are going to be in so much trouble. 561 00:39:05,966 --> 00:39:08,367 I thought we should give them some freedom? 562 00:39:11,437 --> 00:39:12,671 [gasps] 563 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:20,777 [woman on PA] Passengers are reminded... 564 00:39:20,779 --> 00:39:22,613 Sorry. Come on, Maudie. 565 00:39:22,616 --> 00:39:24,848 [groans] You're so slow! 566 00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:27,218 Smash, have you got any idea how we're going to get home? 567 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,052 - Hurry up! - Wait! 568 00:39:29,054 --> 00:39:30,787 [man on PA] The train service to Penzance 569 00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:33,091 is now standing at platform eight. 570 00:39:33,093 --> 00:39:34,658 Calling at Reading, Bristol Parkway... 571 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,927 [Smash] Hurry up. 572 00:39:35,929 --> 00:39:38,762 - We don't have tickets! - Just act natural! 573 00:39:38,764 --> 00:39:40,231 [door hisses] 574 00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,433 Just go on! 575 00:39:43,802 --> 00:39:45,070 Shut the door. 576 00:39:47,673 --> 00:39:49,806 We used to do this all the time back home, 577 00:39:49,808 --> 00:39:51,174 but the bathrooms are much bigger there. 578 00:39:51,176 --> 00:39:53,013 Americans have bigger butts. 579 00:39:58,051 --> 00:39:59,618 [panting] 580 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:08,660 Two girls, both 13 years old, 581 00:40:08,662 --> 00:40:10,494 a boy, nine, probably with his hood up, 582 00:40:10,496 --> 00:40:11,795 and a five-year-old girl. 583 00:40:11,797 --> 00:40:14,631 You sure they're not on a nature ramble? 584 00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:16,900 At night? No. 585 00:40:16,902 --> 00:40:18,835 Well, there's a lot to see at night. 586 00:40:18,837 --> 00:40:20,637 Badgers, owls... 587 00:40:20,639 --> 00:40:23,074 What? David, why is he asking about owls? 588 00:40:23,076 --> 00:40:24,641 They're not looking at owls. 589 00:40:24,643 --> 00:40:27,080 Are you sure? Fascinating creatures. 590 00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:32,183 Right. Okay. 591 00:40:32,185 --> 00:40:33,850 - [exhales] - It's gonna be okay. 592 00:40:33,852 --> 00:40:37,587 - Now, this is a tawny owl. - I don't... 593 00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,524 I don't want to look at owls. 594 00:40:40,526 --> 00:40:43,862 I want you to find our children, please. 595 00:40:46,665 --> 00:40:47,833 You tried ringing them? 596 00:40:49,102 --> 00:40:51,703 Mmm-hmm. But there's no signal. 597 00:40:51,705 --> 00:40:54,172 There's one up that ladder. 598 00:40:54,174 --> 00:40:57,909 ♪ I make a crash in a flash, I'm... ♪ 599 00:40:57,911 --> 00:41:00,777 [sighs] Forgetting it. 600 00:41:00,779 --> 00:41:02,548 It's my turn on the seat, move. 601 00:41:07,821 --> 00:41:11,089 You know, none of us chose this, Smash. 602 00:41:11,091 --> 00:41:12,756 We could at least try to get along. 603 00:41:12,758 --> 00:41:15,927 Not me. I'm gonna go live with my dad in the Seychelles. 604 00:41:15,929 --> 00:41:18,229 [scoffs] Yeah, and what about your mum? 605 00:41:18,231 --> 00:41:22,133 She won't even notice. All she cares about is her dumb job. 606 00:41:22,135 --> 00:41:25,268 [phone ringing] 607 00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:27,105 It's your mum! 608 00:41:27,107 --> 00:41:29,240 - What are you gonna tell her? - That it's your fault. 609 00:41:29,242 --> 00:41:33,044 Hi! Hi, Alice. It's Ros. 610 00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:36,114 Ros, where are you? Are Maudie and Smash with you? 611 00:41:36,116 --> 00:41:40,083 Um, yes, um, Smash's hand got stung by a bee, 612 00:41:40,085 --> 00:41:42,619 and it swelled up and we got taken to a hospital. 613 00:41:42,621 --> 00:41:44,654 What? Hospital? [stammers] 614 00:41:44,657 --> 00:41:45,957 How'd you get to the hospital? What happened? 615 00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:47,158 No, we're fine, we're fine. 616 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,725 Um, they gave her an injection 617 00:41:48,727 --> 00:41:50,193 and we're just waiting for the swelling to go down. 618 00:41:50,195 --> 00:41:51,763 [knocking on door] 619 00:41:51,765 --> 00:41:53,264 Occupied. 620 00:41:53,266 --> 00:41:55,632 [Robbie makes farting sounds] 621 00:41:55,634 --> 00:41:57,335 [Ros] That was Smash, yeah. 622 00:41:57,337 --> 00:41:59,603 Which hospital? We'll come and get you. 623 00:41:59,605 --> 00:42:02,706 Um, the... they're gonna put us on the train. 624 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,342 You can pick us up from the station. 625 00:42:04,344 --> 00:42:08,179 A train? Hasn't this country heard of an ambulance before? 626 00:42:08,181 --> 00:42:09,813 - [grunting] - Calm down, calm down, calm... 627 00:42:09,815 --> 00:42:11,349 [both yelling] 628 00:42:11,351 --> 00:42:13,153 - [thud] - [David grunts] 629 00:42:15,821 --> 00:42:17,323 Where's your mom? 630 00:42:19,092 --> 00:42:21,024 She's at university. 631 00:42:21,026 --> 00:42:24,828 - Oh, your dad cheated on her? - No, of course not. 632 00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:27,265 She just wanted to find herself. 633 00:42:27,267 --> 00:42:29,335 Find herself a long way from you. 634 00:42:30,703 --> 00:42:32,305 Is that why your dad left you? 635 00:42:33,772 --> 00:42:36,740 No. He just got fed up with my mom, 636 00:42:36,742 --> 00:42:38,211 just like everyone else does. 637 00:42:41,981 --> 00:42:44,818 Daddy's gone to live with a new lady. 638 00:42:47,152 --> 00:42:51,389 She reeled him in with her tight, 20-year-old tushy. 639 00:42:51,391 --> 00:42:54,826 - [all laughing] - [beeping] 640 00:42:54,828 --> 00:42:56,427 [woman on PA] We're now approaching St. Austell. 641 00:42:56,429 --> 00:42:58,131 I think this is our stop. 642 00:43:02,801 --> 00:43:04,938 Tickets, now. 643 00:43:06,106 --> 00:43:08,108 ♪ ♪ 644 00:43:14,147 --> 00:43:15,748 [sighs] Finally. 645 00:43:22,956 --> 00:43:24,888 [sighs] Unbelievable. 646 00:43:24,890 --> 00:43:26,289 Totally unbelievable. 647 00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:27,691 I just can't get my head around it. 648 00:43:27,693 --> 00:43:29,427 I know. Totally out of control. 649 00:43:29,429 --> 00:43:31,229 I can't believe that Ros and Robbie would ever do anything like that. 650 00:43:31,231 --> 00:43:33,865 It's just not like them. 651 00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:37,100 Meaning what? It's all Smash's fault? 652 00:43:37,102 --> 00:43:41,405 Of course not. Although... they've just never broken the law before. 653 00:43:41,407 --> 00:43:44,207 Well, you never let them out of your house, David. 654 00:43:44,209 --> 00:43:46,277 I mean, what are they gonna do, embezzle your rhubarb? 655 00:43:46,279 --> 00:43:48,912 - Let's not argue. - No, let's argue. 656 00:43:48,914 --> 00:43:50,348 Come on, you have a problem with my parenting? 657 00:43:50,350 --> 00:43:51,883 I wanna hear what you have to say. 658 00:43:51,885 --> 00:43:53,451 I... I don't have a problem with your parenting. 659 00:43:53,453 --> 00:43:55,186 Although, obviously... 660 00:43:55,188 --> 00:43:57,357 Obviously, obviously what? 661 00:43:59,058 --> 00:44:01,058 - Smash has her issues, but... - Issues? 662 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:04,495 You said issues. You told me that she had issue... 663 00:44:04,497 --> 00:44:06,763 Let's... let's just... let's just forget everything 664 00:44:06,765 --> 00:44:07,864 and just... and move on. 665 00:44:07,866 --> 00:44:09,132 No, no, no. Don't do that, 666 00:44:09,134 --> 00:44:10,834 don't try to smooth everything over. 667 00:44:10,836 --> 00:44:13,036 - Tell me what you mean. - I didn't mean anything. 668 00:44:13,038 --> 00:44:14,906 I... [stammers] I'm sorry I mentioned it. 669 00:44:14,908 --> 00:44:17,974 I don't want apologies, David. I wanna know what you feel. 670 00:44:17,977 --> 00:44:19,112 What are you thinking? 671 00:44:25,018 --> 00:44:26,685 [exhales] 672 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,362 ♪ ♪ 673 00:45:16,101 --> 00:45:17,969 [Smash] Do it again. 674 00:45:17,971 --> 00:45:19,470 I want it again! 675 00:45:19,472 --> 00:45:21,905 I don't do the same wish twice. 676 00:45:21,907 --> 00:45:23,374 [grunting] 677 00:45:23,376 --> 00:45:25,977 - What are you doing?! - It's my turn for a wish! 678 00:45:25,979 --> 00:45:29,146 Oh, great, and what lame-o thing are you gonna ask for? World peace? 679 00:45:29,148 --> 00:45:32,416 World peace? Finally. 680 00:45:32,418 --> 00:45:33,786 [both] No! 681 00:45:35,521 --> 00:45:38,389 Maybe you should wish to be a famous writer. 682 00:45:38,391 --> 00:45:40,223 Maybe you should wish yourself up a brain. 683 00:45:40,225 --> 00:45:42,225 Maybe you should wish yourself up a boyfriend! 684 00:45:42,227 --> 00:45:45,563 Maybe I should wish for the sweet release of oblivion. 685 00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:49,332 What about two wishes today, Sammy? 686 00:45:49,335 --> 00:45:52,836 Two wishes a day is extremely hazardous for me. 687 00:45:52,838 --> 00:45:54,905 If you want two wishes a day, 688 00:45:54,907 --> 00:45:58,609 I suggest you find one of the two-wish-a-day-Psammeads. 689 00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:01,044 Where are they? 690 00:46:01,046 --> 00:46:02,482 Extinct. 691 00:46:10,323 --> 00:46:12,456 Great, now you scared him off! 692 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:14,958 - I scared him off?! - Yeah, you scared him off! 693 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,359 - I did not scare him off! - Hey! Stop it! 694 00:46:16,362 --> 00:46:18,298 - I touched you! - You pushed me! 695 00:46:21,635 --> 00:46:23,436 Good morning. 696 00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:29,042 Do you think maybe we could not, um... 697 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,948 Can we put last night behind us? 698 00:46:37,950 --> 00:46:39,417 That's the problem, isn't it? 699 00:46:39,419 --> 00:46:43,454 Putting things behind us, pretending everything's okay. 700 00:46:43,456 --> 00:46:45,425 I don't know if it's gonna work. 701 00:46:46,426 --> 00:46:47,958 What, because I said... 702 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,293 It's not what you said, it's what you don't say. 703 00:46:50,296 --> 00:46:53,064 I never know what you're feeling because you're... 704 00:46:53,066 --> 00:46:55,132 You're always so damn reasonable. 705 00:46:55,134 --> 00:46:58,069 You know, sometimes you just gotta let it rip. 706 00:46:58,071 --> 00:46:59,405 [sighs] 707 00:47:01,174 --> 00:47:03,407 Do you think that might be too many raisins? 708 00:47:03,409 --> 00:47:06,243 [chuckles] 709 00:47:06,245 --> 00:47:07,679 Yeah, maybe. 710 00:47:07,681 --> 00:47:10,481 Look, I promise 711 00:47:10,483 --> 00:47:16,087 I will... I will try to be a lot more unreasonable. 712 00:47:16,089 --> 00:47:18,157 - Okay? - Okay. 713 00:47:21,561 --> 00:47:23,960 Let's give the kids another chance today, 714 00:47:23,963 --> 00:47:25,663 maybe they'll calm down a bit. 715 00:47:25,665 --> 00:47:27,699 - Yeah. - [Smash] You're pushing me. 716 00:47:27,701 --> 00:47:30,033 [Ros] Ow, stop, why are you kicking me? 717 00:47:30,035 --> 00:47:31,302 [Smash] I'm just trying to walk through the door. 718 00:47:31,304 --> 00:47:32,570 [Ros] So am I! 719 00:47:32,572 --> 00:47:35,108 - [both continue arguing] - [sighs] 720 00:47:36,141 --> 00:47:38,309 [Ros and Smash continue arguing] 721 00:47:38,311 --> 00:47:40,678 This is it. 722 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,079 Dad! 723 00:47:42,081 --> 00:47:43,314 [both indistinct] 724 00:47:43,316 --> 00:47:45,116 - I was walking! - Dad, she hit me! 725 00:47:45,118 --> 00:47:46,550 - Oh, sorry for walking. - Smash, come on, please. 726 00:47:46,552 --> 00:47:48,285 - There's a bruise. - Oh, there's a bruise? 727 00:47:48,287 --> 00:47:49,520 Yes, there's a bruise. 728 00:47:49,522 --> 00:47:51,088 [continue indistinct] 729 00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:53,092 ♪ ♪ 730 00:47:56,996 --> 00:47:59,029 [chuckles] 731 00:47:59,031 --> 00:48:01,432 Welcome. Welcome to Trent Towers. 732 00:48:01,434 --> 00:48:03,035 Come in, come in. 733 00:48:06,706 --> 00:48:09,240 [door closes] 734 00:48:09,242 --> 00:48:13,076 Well, this is charming. 735 00:48:13,078 --> 00:48:16,079 Oh, uh... I wonder if I might trouble you 736 00:48:16,081 --> 00:48:19,550 to remove your outdoor footwear. 737 00:48:19,552 --> 00:48:21,118 - Of course. - Okay, sweetie. 738 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,721 Would you mind? Awfully? 739 00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:25,224 Shoes. [chuckles] 740 00:48:28,227 --> 00:48:31,128 It's just that it's a heritage site. 741 00:48:31,130 --> 00:48:32,666 If you don't mind? 742 00:48:34,534 --> 00:48:36,467 Daddy shot that hippo. 743 00:48:36,469 --> 00:48:40,738 An incredible hump. Put up a real struggle, that beast. 744 00:48:40,740 --> 00:48:42,239 [chuckles] 745 00:48:42,241 --> 00:48:44,109 Just pop those there. 746 00:48:46,078 --> 00:48:48,179 So, what do you think? 747 00:48:48,181 --> 00:48:52,383 It's charming, yes. Really, really charming. 748 00:48:52,385 --> 00:48:55,318 It's old and kind of worn-looking. 749 00:48:55,321 --> 00:48:56,720 [David] Ahem. 750 00:48:56,722 --> 00:48:59,490 I guess that's a British thing, right? 751 00:48:59,492 --> 00:49:03,162 Well, it's not Disneyland but we do our best. 752 00:49:04,764 --> 00:49:09,066 There was a time when the Trents were kings of the world. 753 00:49:09,068 --> 00:49:12,303 My ancestors explored the globe, 754 00:49:12,305 --> 00:49:15,506 bravely uncovering lost civilizations and... 755 00:49:15,508 --> 00:49:18,442 liberating their primitive knickknacks. 756 00:49:18,444 --> 00:49:23,647 Great-grandpops, he made his fortune in Africa, then... 757 00:49:23,649 --> 00:49:28,219 blew it all on, well... 758 00:49:28,221 --> 00:49:30,788 let's call it his final quest. 759 00:49:30,790 --> 00:49:34,527 A quest, really? For, um, what? 760 00:49:35,795 --> 00:49:37,428 Ultimate power. 761 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:41,298 Riches beyond the dreams of man. The usual. 762 00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:44,568 It was an obsession that finally destroyed him, 763 00:49:44,570 --> 00:49:49,174 but which may yet have a positive outcome. 764 00:49:51,477 --> 00:49:55,412 Do you think I could perhaps offer you a cocktail? 765 00:49:55,414 --> 00:49:58,181 And give the children a tour of the house? 766 00:49:58,183 --> 00:50:02,219 Let's leave the adults to their stuffy entertainment. 767 00:50:02,221 --> 00:50:06,189 I've got some things that I think you'll find rather intriguing through here. 768 00:50:06,191 --> 00:50:08,259 Come this way, young lady. Through here. 769 00:50:08,261 --> 00:50:11,663 Now, this is an absolute gem, 770 00:50:11,665 --> 00:50:14,197 and it's the only one like it in the world, what's more. 771 00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:18,369 Now, look at some of these genuine marvels. Don't mind the smell. 772 00:50:18,371 --> 00:50:21,274 Wow. Look at all of this. 773 00:50:23,242 --> 00:50:24,708 - What's this do? - [powering up] 774 00:50:24,710 --> 00:50:27,679 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't touch that. 775 00:50:27,681 --> 00:50:31,515 - That's not for children is it? - Cool! Night vision goggles! 776 00:50:31,517 --> 00:50:35,286 Yes, well, plainly I'm a keen badger enthusiast. 777 00:50:35,288 --> 00:50:39,456 And I like to keep a keen eye on the goings on of the badger. 778 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:41,693 They're fascinating creatures, the badgers. 779 00:50:41,695 --> 00:50:44,862 Do you know they eat their young? If you're interested. 780 00:50:44,864 --> 00:50:47,164 Ah, now, you'll like this. 781 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,400 This is the last living Dodo. 782 00:50:49,402 --> 00:50:51,368 It looks kinda dead. 783 00:50:51,370 --> 00:50:53,737 Formerly the last living Dodo. 784 00:50:53,739 --> 00:50:56,574 Don't be pedantic, it's not an appealing quality in a child. 785 00:50:56,576 --> 00:50:58,309 Uh, come through this way. 786 00:50:58,311 --> 00:51:00,744 - What's this? - That's from China. 787 00:51:00,746 --> 00:51:04,415 Let go, please. It's a Tyrannosaur's claw. 788 00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:05,849 Did your family shoot it, too? 789 00:51:05,851 --> 00:51:09,520 No, but they, they did shoot the peasant that found it. 790 00:51:09,522 --> 00:51:11,090 [scoffs] 791 00:51:11,891 --> 00:51:14,692 Oh... Ah... Ta-ta-ta... 792 00:51:14,694 --> 00:51:17,595 Please, don't touch that. Come on. 793 00:51:17,597 --> 00:51:20,531 Should be in a borstal. 794 00:51:20,533 --> 00:51:22,834 Now, I've got some real treats for you in here. 795 00:51:22,836 --> 00:51:25,803 A menagerie of wonderful beasts and creatures 796 00:51:25,805 --> 00:51:27,905 we've painstakingly preserved. 797 00:51:27,907 --> 00:51:30,776 Natural treasures... [continues indistinct] 798 00:51:36,882 --> 00:51:39,249 Oh, there you are. [chuckles] 799 00:51:39,251 --> 00:51:42,553 Oh... Where's the toilet? 800 00:51:42,555 --> 00:51:46,492 The water closet is... it's upstairs on the right. 801 00:51:47,493 --> 00:51:48,926 Okay. 802 00:51:48,929 --> 00:51:53,230 Now, who would like to see a stuffed elephant? 803 00:51:53,232 --> 00:51:56,900 Formerly endangered, they're now obviously extinct. 804 00:51:56,902 --> 00:52:00,406 But there are some real treasures among other things. 805 00:52:19,258 --> 00:52:21,693 Ooh... [chuckles] Hello there. 806 00:52:21,695 --> 00:52:24,395 Nothing of interest in there for a young person. 807 00:52:24,397 --> 00:52:26,497 Um, Ros, while I have you for a moment, 808 00:52:26,499 --> 00:52:29,533 could I just ask... have you ever been here before? 809 00:52:29,535 --> 00:52:31,969 Or had a relative from here? A grandmother, perhaps? 810 00:52:31,972 --> 00:52:34,638 - Um, no. - Curious, um... 811 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640 Since you've been here, 812 00:52:36,642 --> 00:52:38,776 have you come across anything unusual? 813 00:52:38,778 --> 00:52:41,979 - Any oddities? - Um, other than you, you mean? 814 00:52:41,982 --> 00:52:44,848 [chuckles] Well, listen, 815 00:52:44,850 --> 00:52:47,018 if you should see anything unusual, do let me know. 816 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:49,488 I'd make it worth your while. 817 00:52:52,626 --> 00:52:53,925 For example. 818 00:52:53,927 --> 00:52:55,361 [soft roar] 819 00:52:59,498 --> 00:53:01,333 Hmm. 820 00:53:03,937 --> 00:53:06,004 Hmm... 821 00:53:06,006 --> 00:53:09,575 [scoffs] Look at these! 822 00:53:11,377 --> 00:53:14,478 - Hey, I want to replace your mom. - [chuckles] 823 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,713 That's pretty much how she sees me. 824 00:53:15,715 --> 00:53:17,249 No. No, it's not. 825 00:53:18,051 --> 00:53:19,516 Maybe a little bit. 826 00:53:19,518 --> 00:53:21,454 [chuckles] Here, let me have a go. 827 00:53:23,823 --> 00:53:27,290 [Darth Vader voice] Smash, I am your stepfather. 828 00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:28,492 - [breathes like Vader] - [chuckles] 829 00:53:28,494 --> 00:53:31,628 We're so revolting. 830 00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:33,564 The Force is strong with this one. 831 00:53:33,566 --> 00:53:34,866 [both laughing] 832 00:53:34,868 --> 00:53:36,333 [Mr. Trent] Forgive me interrupting 833 00:53:36,335 --> 00:53:39,336 your ethnically insensitive erotica, 834 00:53:39,338 --> 00:53:41,939 but I think I'd rather like to get on with my afternoon. 835 00:53:41,942 --> 00:53:43,875 - Yes. Oh, sorry. - Sorry about that. 836 00:53:43,877 --> 00:53:46,980 - Where are the others? - Oh, we said they could go. 837 00:53:48,614 --> 00:53:50,948 Ros. Ros, we need to talk to you, darling. 838 00:53:50,951 --> 00:53:53,987 I'll take that, thank you. 839 00:53:54,988 --> 00:53:56,990 ♪ ♪ 840 00:54:10,936 --> 00:54:12,938 [beeping] 841 00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:17,474 I know Smash isn't always easy. 842 00:54:17,476 --> 00:54:20,477 She has difficulty making friends. 843 00:54:20,479 --> 00:54:22,113 Well, with girls, anyways. 844 00:54:22,115 --> 00:54:24,782 So she knows how to talk to boys? 845 00:54:24,784 --> 00:54:27,753 The wrong sort of boys, yeah. 846 00:54:28,754 --> 00:54:30,289 Look, Ros... 847 00:54:31,357 --> 00:54:33,024 I just wanna say, 848 00:54:33,026 --> 00:54:35,058 I really care about your dad. 849 00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:37,661 - So do I. - I know you do, honey. 850 00:54:37,663 --> 00:54:40,564 Your dad... he's sweet. 851 00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:44,102 Even when I first crashed into him, he was just so... 852 00:54:44,104 --> 00:54:46,870 Has he told you this? How we met? 853 00:54:46,872 --> 00:54:51,575 I crashed into him with my car. He asked me for my number. 854 00:54:51,577 --> 00:54:53,610 I was like, "Can you believe this guy? 855 00:54:53,612 --> 00:54:56,647 He's hitting on me at a road traffic accident." 856 00:54:56,650 --> 00:54:59,650 Turns out it was for insurance, but I wasn't gonna let him get away 857 00:54:59,653 --> 00:55:01,451 without buying me coffee. 858 00:55:01,453 --> 00:55:05,656 And he wasn't badly hurt, although his bike was wrecked. 859 00:55:05,659 --> 00:55:08,792 So, Ros... 860 00:55:08,794 --> 00:55:10,594 I guess what I wanna ask is... 861 00:55:10,596 --> 00:55:13,430 - [phone ringing] - Oh, wait, you have bars! 862 00:55:13,432 --> 00:55:15,799 Do you actually have bars? [gasps] 863 00:55:15,801 --> 00:55:18,069 It's my mum! My mum! I... 864 00:55:18,071 --> 00:55:20,639 I'll let you guys be alone. 865 00:55:22,876 --> 00:55:25,843 - Mum, is that you? - [chattering] 866 00:55:25,845 --> 00:55:28,782 - It's noisy. - I'm at a party. 867 00:55:29,783 --> 00:55:31,615 Seriously? 868 00:55:31,617 --> 00:55:33,617 How are you doing out there with your father? 869 00:55:33,619 --> 00:55:35,919 You getting on okay with Alice? 870 00:55:35,921 --> 00:55:38,455 You... you know about her? 871 00:55:38,457 --> 00:55:41,192 Your dad's got to move on, sweetheart. 872 00:55:41,194 --> 00:55:44,928 Yeah, but, um, I was actually wondering... 873 00:55:44,930 --> 00:55:46,630 Do you think that maybe when you've finished 874 00:55:46,632 --> 00:55:49,600 with all the partying and the studying and stuff, 875 00:55:49,603 --> 00:55:51,903 you might... you might actually come home? 876 00:55:51,905 --> 00:55:54,137 Ros, we've talked about this. 877 00:55:54,139 --> 00:55:57,075 - Your dad's a lovely man... - Yes, he is! 878 00:55:57,077 --> 00:55:59,678 He is a lovely man. I knew you still liked him. 879 00:56:01,881 --> 00:56:03,883 ♪ ♪ 880 00:56:12,826 --> 00:56:15,492 Ow, that is sharp! 881 00:56:15,494 --> 00:56:19,563 What kind of maniac leaves a Spinosaurus claw on a beach? 882 00:56:19,565 --> 00:56:22,532 It's supposed to be a Tyrannosaur. 883 00:56:22,534 --> 00:56:24,801 Excuse me. I think I know 884 00:56:24,803 --> 00:56:27,038 a Spinosaurus claw when it stabs me. 885 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,108 It's a very particular kind of impalement. 886 00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:33,477 - You've met dinosaurs? - Of course I haven't met dinosaurs! 887 00:56:33,479 --> 00:56:36,748 I hid from dinosaurs or I wouldn't have survived long enough 888 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,548 to be pestered by you! 889 00:56:38,550 --> 00:56:41,052 Now, the important thing about dinosaurs is... 890 00:56:41,054 --> 00:56:43,855 Can we have our wish now? It's Maudie's turn. 891 00:56:43,857 --> 00:56:45,088 Yeah... Oh, yeah, never mind 892 00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:47,691 about the incredible prehistoric anecdotes. 893 00:56:47,693 --> 00:56:49,628 "Give us our wish." 894 00:56:50,864 --> 00:56:52,596 What is it this time? 895 00:56:52,598 --> 00:56:55,732 I wish we could all... 896 00:56:55,734 --> 00:56:57,736 ♪ ♪ 897 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,743 [wind blowing] 898 00:57:09,783 --> 00:57:11,249 You all right, darling? 899 00:57:11,251 --> 00:57:14,918 Um, yeah, I'm just feeling a bit... 900 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,788 light-headed. 901 00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:19,159 Oh. You know... 902 00:57:20,926 --> 00:57:23,261 Alice is a really nice person. 903 00:57:23,263 --> 00:57:26,197 I think, you know, you'll grow to like her. 904 00:57:26,199 --> 00:57:28,467 You just have to give her a chance, babe. 905 00:57:35,774 --> 00:57:37,811 [chuckles] 906 00:57:39,945 --> 00:57:41,645 Hey... 907 00:57:41,647 --> 00:57:44,548 - What are you doing? - Hugging trees, you know... 908 00:57:44,550 --> 00:57:47,784 I love the wildlife. 909 00:57:47,786 --> 00:57:50,088 Well, why don't I... 910 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:52,123 give it a hug with you? 911 00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:55,692 Oh, yeah, sure, just... 912 00:57:55,694 --> 00:57:57,195 How am I doing? All right? 913 00:57:57,197 --> 00:58:00,031 Um, great. Yeah. 914 00:58:00,033 --> 00:58:04,235 You know, Ros, there's something I want to ask you. 915 00:58:04,237 --> 00:58:06,572 Oh, really? 916 00:58:08,241 --> 00:58:13,910 How would you feel if Alice... moved in? 917 00:58:13,912 --> 00:58:15,679 With us? 918 00:58:15,681 --> 00:58:17,714 All of us, living together like, 919 00:58:17,716 --> 00:58:20,283 well, like a new family. I mean, I know 920 00:58:20,286 --> 00:58:22,120 it'll be a difficult transition in the beginning, 921 00:58:22,122 --> 00:58:24,322 but what do you think? 922 00:58:24,324 --> 00:58:26,224 Hmm? 923 00:58:26,226 --> 00:58:27,526 Rozzy? 924 00:58:30,696 --> 00:58:31,965 Rozzy? 925 00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,102 ♪ ♪ 926 00:58:52,085 --> 00:58:53,752 [all grunting] 927 00:59:01,061 --> 00:59:03,228 [gasps] Maudie! 928 00:59:08,201 --> 00:59:10,902 Ros! 929 00:59:10,904 --> 00:59:13,770 Maudie wished we could fly! How great is this?! 930 00:59:13,772 --> 00:59:16,339 Dad wants us to live with Alice. 931 00:59:16,342 --> 00:59:20,243 - Thought so. - That's all you can say? 932 00:59:20,245 --> 00:59:22,781 It's not like we can do anything to stop them. 933 00:59:26,885 --> 00:59:28,253 [laughing] 934 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:32,926 [phone ringing] 935 00:59:37,097 --> 00:59:38,298 Dad! 936 00:59:43,036 --> 00:59:44,169 [grunts] 937 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:52,112 [beeping] 938 00:59:56,349 --> 00:59:59,851 [coughs] 939 00:59:59,853 --> 01:00:01,855 ♪ ♪ 940 01:00:20,739 --> 01:00:23,909 - [Alice] That's Smash's phone. - What? 941 01:00:24,978 --> 01:00:26,309 [both groan] 942 01:00:26,312 --> 01:00:28,945 She got a text from her dad. 943 01:00:28,947 --> 01:00:33,018 [groans] There's no room for her at... at the moment. 944 01:00:34,219 --> 01:00:36,753 Big surprise. 945 01:00:36,755 --> 01:00:39,956 "But how about I buy you some sneakers." 946 01:00:39,959 --> 01:00:41,925 - Oh... - Some sneakers? 947 01:00:41,927 --> 01:00:43,995 Wow. 948 01:00:43,997 --> 01:00:46,097 I tried not to let her get her hopes up. 949 01:00:46,099 --> 01:00:47,498 - Hey. - I really tried. 950 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,866 This way, she stays with you, with us. 951 01:00:49,868 --> 01:00:51,234 It's a good thing. 952 01:00:51,236 --> 01:00:54,105 [chuckles] Yeah, she's gonna be so excited. 953 01:00:54,107 --> 01:00:56,109 ♪ ♪ 954 01:01:26,439 --> 01:01:29,340 Ros! There's something wrong with Smash. 955 01:01:29,342 --> 01:01:30,343 Come on. 956 01:01:32,811 --> 01:01:34,813 ♪ ♪ 957 01:01:38,384 --> 01:01:40,119 [Ros] Smash, stop it! 958 01:01:50,929 --> 01:01:53,029 [Robbie grunts] 959 01:01:53,032 --> 01:01:54,500 - [thuds] - I'm okay. 960 01:02:09,148 --> 01:02:10,283 [grunts] 961 01:02:34,073 --> 01:02:35,539 [grunting] 962 01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:38,241 [coughing] 963 01:02:38,243 --> 01:02:41,312 Why don't you just leave me alone? 964 01:02:41,314 --> 01:02:43,283 [scoffs] Oh... 965 01:02:47,420 --> 01:02:52,358 - You could have killed yourself! - So what?! Who cares?! 966 01:02:55,961 --> 01:02:59,230 Even my dad doesn't want me. 967 01:02:59,232 --> 01:03:03,200 We want you. Don't we, Robbie? 968 01:03:03,202 --> 01:03:06,002 Yeah, you're all right. 969 01:03:06,005 --> 01:03:08,007 ♪ ♪ 970 01:03:10,043 --> 01:03:11,110 [cries] 971 01:03:35,601 --> 01:03:37,603 ♪ ♪ 972 01:04:05,965 --> 01:04:08,267 Ah, there you are. Just in time. 973 01:04:10,035 --> 01:04:11,637 Dinner's ready! 974 01:04:13,707 --> 01:04:15,208 [coughing] 975 01:04:20,714 --> 01:04:22,448 There you go. 976 01:04:35,995 --> 01:04:37,230 [sighs] 977 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:47,471 Oh... you found it. 978 01:04:47,473 --> 01:04:50,040 - We need to talk about that. - I'll save you the trouble. 979 01:04:50,042 --> 01:04:52,476 "That was so expensive. You're so irresponsible. 980 01:04:52,478 --> 01:04:54,712 What's wrong with you? Why don't you just disappear, huh? 981 01:04:54,714 --> 01:04:56,980 Why don't you just become someone else?" 982 01:04:56,982 --> 01:04:59,419 - Smash, no. - I'm gonna give this the funeral it deserves. 983 01:05:00,586 --> 01:05:02,353 [sighs] 984 01:05:02,355 --> 01:05:04,655 [door opens, closes] 985 01:05:04,658 --> 01:05:08,159 Uh... there's cakes. 986 01:05:08,161 --> 01:05:10,029 I'll get the cakes. Okay? 987 01:05:18,538 --> 01:05:21,240 I liked it when we could fly. 988 01:05:27,781 --> 01:05:30,414 Hey, you ran away earlier, darling. 989 01:05:30,416 --> 01:05:32,616 I think maybe we should talk about... 990 01:05:32,618 --> 01:05:34,618 I talked to mum. 991 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,556 She still likes you, you know. 992 01:05:43,496 --> 01:05:45,531 [door opens, closes] 993 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,033 [sighs] 994 01:05:49,134 --> 01:05:51,735 - Fly! [screams] - [gasps] 995 01:05:51,737 --> 01:05:53,406 - [crying] - Maudie? 996 01:06:01,314 --> 01:06:02,748 [owl hooting] 997 01:06:04,484 --> 01:06:05,685 [meat sizzles] 998 01:06:10,624 --> 01:06:13,791 Imagine if none of this happened. 999 01:06:13,793 --> 01:06:17,160 Imagine if your mum was with your dad... 1000 01:06:17,162 --> 01:06:18,830 they loved each other... 1001 01:06:18,832 --> 01:06:21,534 and they had enough time for you. 1002 01:06:23,336 --> 01:06:25,769 That won't happen. 1003 01:06:25,771 --> 01:06:29,308 My mom and dad can't even be on the same continent. 1004 01:06:31,777 --> 01:06:34,245 What if they could? 1005 01:06:34,247 --> 01:06:37,615 We could wish it. We could wish them together. 1006 01:06:37,617 --> 01:06:40,083 Only for a day. 1007 01:06:40,085 --> 01:06:43,621 What if there's a way to make a wish last forever? 1008 01:06:43,623 --> 01:06:46,158 It's my turn tomorrow. I've got an idea. 1009 01:06:50,796 --> 01:06:52,798 ♪ ♪ 1010 01:07:18,357 --> 01:07:19,492 It's over. 1011 01:07:20,493 --> 01:07:21,492 [Ros and Smash] What? 1012 01:07:21,494 --> 01:07:23,861 The holiday. 1013 01:07:23,863 --> 01:07:25,697 We've been moving too fast, 1014 01:07:25,699 --> 01:07:28,131 asking you to adjust too quickly. 1015 01:07:28,133 --> 01:07:29,633 It's not fair. 1016 01:07:29,635 --> 01:07:32,536 So, you can pack your bags and then we'll go. 1017 01:07:32,538 --> 01:07:34,774 - But... but you can't. - Pathetic. 1018 01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,609 - I thought you were committed. - We are committed. 1019 01:07:38,612 --> 01:07:41,845 You're gonna let it slide just 'cause your kids act up a bit? 1020 01:07:41,847 --> 01:07:45,382 What did you think we were gonna do? Hold a jamboree? 1021 01:07:45,384 --> 01:07:47,250 We're supposed to hate you. 1022 01:07:47,252 --> 01:07:49,887 - Don't you know anything? - Smash, it's not that... 1023 01:07:49,889 --> 01:07:52,389 I'm very disappointed in your attitude. 1024 01:07:52,391 --> 01:07:53,891 Not you. But you. 1025 01:07:53,893 --> 01:07:57,463 - I thought you had guts. - I've got guts. 1026 01:07:59,231 --> 01:08:02,766 Yeah, that's right, Dad, you tell her. 1027 01:08:02,768 --> 01:08:05,168 If you want something, then you're gonna take it. 1028 01:08:05,170 --> 01:08:08,305 And if you wanna force your kids on some awful holiday, 1029 01:08:08,307 --> 01:08:10,374 then you're damn well going to. 1030 01:08:10,376 --> 01:08:12,443 We need to know our boundaries. 1031 01:08:12,445 --> 01:08:14,345 [Smash] You need to find a way through this, 1032 01:08:14,347 --> 01:08:17,180 because I tell you, you let us win this one, 1033 01:08:17,182 --> 01:08:18,549 the next time you try to put us together, 1034 01:08:18,551 --> 01:08:20,718 we're gonna be burning down bus shelters! 1035 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,887 Yeah! 1036 01:08:23,823 --> 01:08:27,661 You need to take a long, hard look at yourselves. 1037 01:08:30,563 --> 01:08:31,695 [door closes] 1038 01:08:31,697 --> 01:08:32,864 [both laughing] 1039 01:08:32,866 --> 01:08:34,966 "Burning down bus shelters"? 1040 01:08:34,968 --> 01:08:36,567 Okay, it was your boundaries thing. 1041 01:08:36,569 --> 01:08:38,970 I was, like, "Let's go total delinquent." 1042 01:08:38,972 --> 01:08:40,573 [laughing] 1043 01:08:42,508 --> 01:08:47,845 Um, your mum said that you've had a lot of boyfriends. 1044 01:08:47,847 --> 01:08:50,914 - Did she? - I was just wondering 1045 01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:53,985 how that whole "getting them to notice you" thing works. 1046 01:08:53,987 --> 01:08:55,853 Just run up and hit them on the arm. 1047 01:08:55,855 --> 01:08:57,621 - Really? - Yeah! 1048 01:08:57,623 --> 01:08:59,857 Boys are the simplest thing in the world. 1049 01:08:59,859 --> 01:09:01,458 Just don't overthink it. 1050 01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:04,395 Oh, and, uh, do something about your hair. 1051 01:09:04,397 --> 01:09:06,263 And curly hair helps, too. 1052 01:09:06,265 --> 01:09:07,533 [laughing] 1053 01:09:13,639 --> 01:09:15,174 [beeping] 1054 01:09:21,014 --> 01:09:22,415 [sniffing] 1055 01:09:24,985 --> 01:09:27,618 You new type of children are just so demanding. 1056 01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:29,821 The last ones were much more considerate. 1057 01:09:29,823 --> 01:09:33,757 Funny you should mention them. That's who we want to meet. 1058 01:09:33,759 --> 01:09:37,461 We wish to go back in time and meet the original children, 1059 01:09:37,463 --> 01:09:39,763 the ones from E. Nesbit's book Five Children and It. 1060 01:09:39,765 --> 01:09:41,965 That's your wish? I thought you were gonna... 1061 01:09:41,967 --> 01:09:44,568 I just wanna ask them something. 1062 01:09:44,570 --> 01:09:47,005 Time travel wishes are dangerous. 1063 01:09:47,007 --> 01:09:49,941 Timelines change, people stop existing. 1064 01:09:49,943 --> 01:09:53,610 There's always consequences with time travel. Always. 1065 01:09:53,612 --> 01:09:56,380 - I'm decided. - Fine. 1066 01:09:56,382 --> 01:09:58,582 Who cares about reality anyway? 1067 01:09:58,584 --> 01:09:59,753 [inhaling] 1068 01:10:01,755 --> 01:10:04,354 Wait. What if we wanna get back? 1069 01:10:04,356 --> 01:10:06,523 You see that shell? 1070 01:10:06,525 --> 01:10:09,393 Blow on that if you get into bother. 1071 01:10:09,395 --> 01:10:10,894 Is it magic? 1072 01:10:10,896 --> 01:10:13,931 I don't know, one of them is. Might be that one. 1073 01:10:13,934 --> 01:10:15,669 [farting] 1074 01:10:18,838 --> 01:10:20,840 ♪ ♪ 1075 01:10:33,452 --> 01:10:34,553 Gracious. 1076 01:10:35,689 --> 01:10:38,056 You're a rum-looking lot. 1077 01:10:38,058 --> 01:10:40,524 Said the dude in fancy dress. 1078 01:10:40,526 --> 01:10:44,561 - I beg your pardon? - Do you speak English? 1079 01:10:44,563 --> 01:10:46,764 She's American. We're from the future. 1080 01:10:46,766 --> 01:10:48,732 The Psammead sent us back here to meet you. 1081 01:10:48,734 --> 01:10:51,069 Golly, that's a cracking wish. 1082 01:10:51,071 --> 01:10:52,804 Perhaps we should wish to go to your time. 1083 01:10:52,806 --> 01:10:54,471 Not in that getup. 1084 01:10:54,473 --> 01:10:56,642 Says the girl in the scarecrow costume. 1085 01:10:58,011 --> 01:10:59,246 I'm Cyril. 1086 01:11:01,413 --> 01:11:02,412 Ros. 1087 01:11:02,414 --> 01:11:04,414 And this must be Robert, 1088 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,519 Jane, Anthea and Elam. 1089 01:11:08,121 --> 01:11:10,854 Listen, there was something we wanted to ask you. 1090 01:11:10,856 --> 01:11:13,423 Is there a way to make a wish permanent? 1091 01:11:13,425 --> 01:11:15,093 There's something I really want to ask for, 1092 01:11:15,095 --> 01:11:17,494 but it has to last forever, not just a day. 1093 01:11:17,496 --> 01:11:20,363 - You mean you don't know yet? - Tell me. 1094 01:11:20,366 --> 01:11:23,600 That's simple. You just wish for something else. 1095 01:11:23,602 --> 01:11:26,503 - Something that can... - [yells] Bloody poachers! 1096 01:11:26,505 --> 01:11:29,606 - Scarper! - Scrumpers! I knew it! 1097 01:11:29,608 --> 01:11:32,476 - Scarper! - [Mr. Trent yelling indistinct] 1098 01:11:32,478 --> 01:11:35,078 [laughing] Caught ya, boy. 1099 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,049 - [muttering] - I didn't steal anything! 1100 01:11:38,051 --> 01:11:40,617 Don't you dare, don't you dare move your earlobe. 1101 01:11:40,619 --> 01:11:44,488 Ow! Get off of me! Stop it! 1102 01:11:44,490 --> 01:11:47,959 Ow, let go. You're hurting me! 1103 01:11:47,961 --> 01:11:51,528 Empty your pockets. Let's see your loot. 1104 01:11:51,530 --> 01:11:53,831 Let's see what you've stolen from me, what you have pilfered. 1105 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,667 Come on, what have you got in there? 1106 01:11:55,669 --> 01:11:58,836 Hop to it. Shell, yes. That's no interest to me. 1107 01:11:58,838 --> 01:12:00,904 - Hey! - What's this now? 1108 01:12:00,906 --> 01:12:03,740 - [videogame noises] - [yelps] 1109 01:12:03,742 --> 01:12:05,579 What sorcery is this?! 1110 01:12:08,414 --> 01:12:11,983 What are these infernal beasts trapped within here? 1111 01:12:11,985 --> 01:12:16,019 - See how enraged they are! - They're angry birds? 1112 01:12:16,021 --> 01:12:17,821 I'm not surprised. 1113 01:12:17,823 --> 01:12:20,958 Trapped for all eternity in a prison. 1114 01:12:20,961 --> 01:12:23,527 - [grunts] - [phone clatters] 1115 01:12:23,529 --> 01:12:26,129 - Hey... - What are ya? 1116 01:12:26,131 --> 01:12:30,467 A witch? A sorcerer? A necromancer? 1117 01:12:30,469 --> 01:12:32,870 A leprechaun? A Frenchman? 1118 01:12:32,872 --> 01:12:34,872 Whatever it is you are, 1119 01:12:34,874 --> 01:12:38,508 I'll wager you're highly collectable. 1120 01:12:38,510 --> 01:12:42,145 - A real treasure. - Please, I'm a girl. 1121 01:12:42,147 --> 01:12:43,949 The Psammead brought us here. 1122 01:12:44,950 --> 01:12:46,884 Psammead? 1123 01:12:46,886 --> 01:12:49,220 Well, who's this Psammead? 1124 01:12:49,222 --> 01:12:51,089 I don't know, it's... it's not a person. 1125 01:12:51,091 --> 01:12:54,157 It's just this thing that gives us wishes. 1126 01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:56,828 Interesting. 1127 01:12:56,830 --> 01:13:01,533 And where might I find this magical wish-granting entity? 1128 01:13:02,568 --> 01:13:04,838 Tell me! Tell me! 1129 01:13:08,574 --> 01:13:10,809 I shan't be asking you again. 1130 01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,077 [gasps] 1131 01:13:14,079 --> 01:13:15,916 You got that right! 1132 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,618 [grunts] 1133 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,023 [yelps] 1134 01:13:24,658 --> 01:13:26,660 ♪ ♪ 1135 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,835 Ros! Come on! 1136 01:13:38,238 --> 01:13:40,704 Robbie! How did you... 1137 01:13:40,706 --> 01:13:43,206 Smash got Cyril to go back and see the Psammead. 1138 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:45,842 And I wished for us to have superpowers! 1139 01:13:45,844 --> 01:13:48,845 I've got x-ray vision, so I can see through walls. 1140 01:13:48,847 --> 01:13:50,647 That's how we found you. 1141 01:13:50,649 --> 01:13:53,750 Maudie's telekinetic, and Smash has super strength. 1142 01:13:53,752 --> 01:13:54,818 And you've got... 1143 01:13:54,820 --> 01:13:55,987 [yells] 1144 01:13:55,989 --> 01:13:59,022 Laser eyes. Cool. 1145 01:13:59,024 --> 01:14:00,459 [yelling] 1146 01:14:01,995 --> 01:14:04,796 [groans] 1147 01:14:04,798 --> 01:14:06,665 [grunting] 1148 01:14:11,705 --> 01:14:13,572 This is a wheeze! 1149 01:14:15,008 --> 01:14:16,041 [all yelping] 1150 01:14:17,643 --> 01:14:19,645 ♪ ♪ 1151 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,020 We have to get out of here, right now. 1152 01:14:29,022 --> 01:14:30,321 The Psammead's in danger. 1153 01:14:30,323 --> 01:14:32,758 Come on, this is fun. 1154 01:14:35,561 --> 01:14:38,198 You see that? That's Tristan's great-grandfather over there. 1155 01:14:40,065 --> 01:14:42,100 Once he's seen all this, he's going to spend the rest of his life 1156 01:14:42,102 --> 01:14:43,867 hunting down the Psammead. 1157 01:14:43,869 --> 01:14:47,170 That was his life's quest, and I just handed it to him. 1158 01:14:47,172 --> 01:14:49,340 Our Tristan's hunting him, too! 1159 01:14:49,342 --> 01:14:51,910 Then I guess we ought to do something about that. 1160 01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:54,247 [horn sound] 1161 01:14:56,349 --> 01:14:58,651 [screaming] 1162 01:15:05,724 --> 01:15:06,860 Where's the Psammead? 1163 01:15:08,228 --> 01:15:09,695 - [grunts] - There! 1164 01:15:14,367 --> 01:15:15,969 My offerings! 1165 01:15:17,370 --> 01:15:19,139 My offerings! 1166 01:15:22,075 --> 01:15:24,776 Oh, my gosh. It's true. 1167 01:15:24,778 --> 01:15:27,212 [laughs] The legend is true. 1168 01:15:30,316 --> 01:15:32,984 Leave this to me. Smash power! 1169 01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:34,851 - [Ros] Smash! - [grunts] Ow, ow. 1170 01:15:34,853 --> 01:15:37,288 That wish expired about a hundred years ago. 1171 01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:38,958 - [grunting] - Come on! 1172 01:15:42,027 --> 01:15:43,063 Maudie! 1173 01:15:44,064 --> 01:15:45,897 - Stop! Stop it! - Stop! 1174 01:15:45,899 --> 01:15:48,765 Out of the way! The creature's mine! 1175 01:15:48,767 --> 01:15:51,702 - Try and make us! - Oh, okay then! 1176 01:15:51,704 --> 01:15:53,236 - [screams] - [laughing] 1177 01:15:53,238 --> 01:15:54,239 [Smash] Come on! 1178 01:15:58,378 --> 01:16:00,844 ♪ ♪ 1179 01:16:00,846 --> 01:16:02,247 [screams] 1180 01:16:12,425 --> 01:16:13,692 Huh... 1181 01:16:17,696 --> 01:16:19,796 Oh, run, Maudie, run! 1182 01:16:19,798 --> 01:16:21,000 [Mr. Trent grunts] 1183 01:16:24,304 --> 01:16:27,070 [exclaiming] 1184 01:16:27,072 --> 01:16:28,741 Oh, this is really helping. 1185 01:16:30,976 --> 01:16:32,277 [laughing] 1186 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:36,216 To the tunnel! 1187 01:16:50,864 --> 01:16:52,964 My beautiful offerings! Take me back! 1188 01:16:52,966 --> 01:16:54,398 Didn't we just rescue you? 1189 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,167 Oh, well, that... that was rescuing, was it? 1190 01:16:56,169 --> 01:16:58,236 I'm sorry, I thought you were trying to kill me. 1191 01:16:58,238 --> 01:17:00,003 If you have a problem with our rescuing, 1192 01:17:00,005 --> 01:17:02,073 then maybe you should have magicked yourself out of it! 1193 01:17:02,075 --> 01:17:05,245 - I can't do magic on myself. - Well, that sucks. 1194 01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:08,314 [panting] 1195 01:17:10,316 --> 01:17:11,848 [Psammead groans] 1196 01:17:11,850 --> 01:17:14,986 Hey! You! I'm stuck! 1197 01:17:14,988 --> 01:17:18,256 We'll tell the coastguard in a couple of days! 1198 01:17:18,258 --> 01:17:19,490 Maybe a week! 1199 01:17:19,492 --> 01:17:20,793 [both laughing] 1200 01:17:23,363 --> 01:17:26,131 I am really sorry about your beach. 1201 01:17:28,301 --> 01:17:32,235 - It's not your fault. - Well, actually... 1202 01:17:32,237 --> 01:17:35,907 you know that whole going-back-in-time thing 1203 01:17:35,909 --> 01:17:42,446 may kind have been what made the Trents obsessed with hunting you down. 1204 01:17:42,448 --> 01:17:46,450 Oh. Oh, I see. 1205 01:17:46,452 --> 01:17:49,953 Gosh, you must feel so awful about that. 1206 01:17:49,955 --> 01:17:51,855 Look, don't worry. 1207 01:17:51,857 --> 01:17:55,393 Seriously, I was thinking of moving on anyway. 1208 01:17:55,395 --> 01:17:58,396 - Really? - No, not really! 1209 01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:01,064 I've lived on that beach for a hundred million years. 1210 01:18:01,066 --> 01:18:03,767 It's survived global floods, two ice ages, 1211 01:18:03,769 --> 01:18:07,138 and a comet which wiped out most of the life on earth. 1212 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:10,041 But apparently, it couldn't survive you! 1213 01:18:10,043 --> 01:18:12,443 I'll... I'll make it up to you. 1214 01:18:12,445 --> 01:18:13,746 [scoffs] 1215 01:18:21,854 --> 01:18:23,421 Wow! 1216 01:18:23,423 --> 01:18:25,323 - That actually looks edible. - Hey! 1217 01:18:25,325 --> 01:18:26,324 [grunts] 1218 01:18:26,326 --> 01:18:27,824 Hitting is unacceptable. 1219 01:18:27,826 --> 01:18:29,192 I can be very, very, 1220 01:18:29,194 --> 01:18:31,864 - very unreasonable about it. - [laughing] 1221 01:18:33,799 --> 01:18:36,334 Those kids never finished telling you what you wanted. 1222 01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:40,303 How to make a wish last forever? I worked that out. 1223 01:18:40,306 --> 01:18:43,306 The Psammead's wishes always end at sunset. 1224 01:18:43,309 --> 01:18:46,410 But what if we wish for something else? 1225 01:18:46,412 --> 01:18:50,581 What if we wish for something that could make permanent magic? 1226 01:18:50,584 --> 01:18:52,751 Like another Psammead? 1227 01:18:54,119 --> 01:18:56,153 - No. - [chuckles] 1228 01:18:56,155 --> 01:18:57,888 I'm more thinking an app 1229 01:18:57,890 --> 01:19:00,857 that makes people fall in love forever. 1230 01:19:00,859 --> 01:19:03,026 Puts everything back as it was. 1231 01:19:03,028 --> 01:19:06,530 So, the app disappears at sunset, 1232 01:19:06,532 --> 01:19:08,965 but then both our parents are still together! 1233 01:19:08,968 --> 01:19:11,034 Ros, you're awesome. 1234 01:19:11,036 --> 01:19:14,540 Thanks. You're pretty okay, too. 1235 01:19:16,610 --> 01:19:18,511 How are we gonna sneak him in? 1236 01:19:21,314 --> 01:19:23,481 [Alice moaning, giggling] 1237 01:19:23,483 --> 01:19:25,985 Wait, stop. I think I heard something. 1238 01:19:31,256 --> 01:19:32,492 [all gasp] 1239 01:19:36,195 --> 01:19:37,330 Um... 1240 01:19:41,134 --> 01:19:43,136 ♪ ♪ 1241 01:19:51,377 --> 01:19:52,845 [groans] 1242 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:59,385 Hmm. There's a startling lack of, uh, sand. 1243 01:20:02,121 --> 01:20:04,457 [Robbie] Eh... I'll get the buckets. 1244 01:20:09,362 --> 01:20:11,128 Dad says you spoke to Mum. 1245 01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:13,564 Yeah, she's doing really well, you know. 1246 01:20:13,566 --> 01:20:16,233 I think this university stuff's just a temporary thing. 1247 01:20:16,235 --> 01:20:19,337 - She still really likes... - Stop. Just don't. 1248 01:20:19,339 --> 01:20:22,540 She's had to make a lot of very difficult choices, Robbie. 1249 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,608 It's not like any of this is straightforward. 1250 01:20:24,610 --> 01:20:26,644 - And then there's... - That's dad talking. 1251 01:20:26,646 --> 01:20:29,515 She left us, Ros. She left us. 1252 01:20:37,691 --> 01:20:40,059 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughing] 1253 01:20:41,060 --> 01:20:43,294 Oh, okay, it's ice cream. 1254 01:20:43,296 --> 01:20:44,662 Say it in... say it in a British... 1255 01:20:44,664 --> 01:20:48,065 - You go ice cream! - [all exclaim] 1256 01:20:48,067 --> 01:20:49,132 What do you think? 1257 01:20:49,134 --> 01:20:50,568 [Smash] Well, it's not on fire, 1258 01:20:50,570 --> 01:20:52,704 - so I guess it's good. - [all chattering] 1259 01:20:52,706 --> 01:20:55,306 This has never happened before, trust me. 1260 01:20:55,308 --> 01:20:58,642 - Now say water bottle. - Water bottle. 1261 01:20:58,644 --> 01:21:00,678 - Water bottle. - [clattering] 1262 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:02,380 - What was that? - Oh, just me. 1263 01:21:02,382 --> 01:21:03,947 [kicks table] 1264 01:21:03,949 --> 01:21:06,149 [David] It sounded like it was upstairs. 1265 01:21:06,151 --> 01:21:07,284 [clattering] 1266 01:21:07,286 --> 01:21:09,086 Oh, actually, you know what? 1267 01:21:09,088 --> 01:21:13,023 I am tired and would like to go upstairs to do some sleeping. 1268 01:21:13,025 --> 01:21:15,959 I'm also very tired too, so, yeah, I should turn in. 1269 01:21:15,961 --> 01:21:19,064 Oh, me too. I'm really tired. Thank you. 1270 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:21,998 What's going on? 1271 01:21:22,001 --> 01:21:24,101 There's a sand monster in the bath. 1272 01:21:24,103 --> 01:21:25,505 It's mean, but we love it. 1273 01:21:28,273 --> 01:21:29,409 Oh... 1274 01:21:32,746 --> 01:21:34,113 [Psammead grunting] 1275 01:21:35,248 --> 01:21:36,516 Oh! 1276 01:21:38,284 --> 01:21:39,485 Offerings. 1277 01:21:41,354 --> 01:21:45,224 We seriously have to find it a new place to live. 1278 01:21:47,059 --> 01:21:48,528 Do you think it's the tart? 1279 01:21:50,129 --> 01:21:51,294 [with the mouth full] There's no way it's the tart. 1280 01:21:51,297 --> 01:21:53,431 - The tart's amazing. - Yeah?! 1281 01:21:53,433 --> 01:21:55,433 - Yeah. - [laughs] 1282 01:21:55,435 --> 01:21:57,334 Actually, do you think I should check on them? 1283 01:21:57,336 --> 01:21:58,602 Oh, no. They're up to stuff 1284 01:21:58,604 --> 01:22:00,237 they don't want us to know about. 1285 01:22:00,239 --> 01:22:02,141 It's like we're a real family already. 1286 01:22:17,356 --> 01:22:18,524 [sniffing] 1287 01:22:24,764 --> 01:22:27,232 Mmm... Mm... 1288 01:22:29,635 --> 01:22:30,970 [gags, spits] 1289 01:22:33,072 --> 01:22:34,638 It has to be one sentence. 1290 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,474 It is, these are semicolons. 1291 01:22:36,476 --> 01:22:40,211 Wow, a use for punctuation. Who knew? 1292 01:22:40,213 --> 01:22:43,346 You know, if it's too vague or if there's holes in it, then... 1293 01:22:43,349 --> 01:22:45,817 It's not. It's watertight. 1294 01:22:45,819 --> 01:22:48,552 Tomorrow everything will go back to how it should be. 1295 01:22:48,554 --> 01:22:51,088 Our real parents back together. 1296 01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:54,124 Not just together. In love, forever. 1297 01:22:54,126 --> 01:22:56,193 Will be like we never even met. 1298 01:22:56,195 --> 01:22:57,763 [footsteps approaching] 1299 01:23:19,318 --> 01:23:22,054 It was my favorite when I was her age. 1300 01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:33,566 Tell her you got it, though. I don't want her to think I'm trying to buy her. 1301 01:23:35,234 --> 01:23:39,803 Four children. Double trouble. 1302 01:23:39,805 --> 01:23:41,705 Do you think we can handle it? 1303 01:23:41,707 --> 01:23:43,474 [Alice] What's life without a challenge? 1304 01:23:43,476 --> 01:23:45,144 [David] Really peaceful. 1305 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:51,214 Oh... I can't wait to see them grow and blossom. 1306 01:23:51,216 --> 01:23:53,116 Yeah, maybe. 1307 01:23:53,118 --> 01:23:54,818 I wish that they'd never grow... 1308 01:23:54,820 --> 01:23:57,323 [both] Do not complete that sentence! 1309 01:24:01,427 --> 01:24:03,228 [Alice] Hey, you're supposed to be asleep! 1310 01:24:04,764 --> 01:24:07,232 Oh, Smash, I, uh... 1311 01:24:09,335 --> 01:24:10,503 fixed your phone. 1312 01:24:11,537 --> 01:24:14,106 Uh, thanks. 1313 01:24:15,341 --> 01:24:17,711 It's not as flashy as it was before but... 1314 01:24:18,912 --> 01:24:21,514 But it works. That's what counts, right? 1315 01:24:24,584 --> 01:24:25,851 Yeah. 1316 01:24:30,189 --> 01:24:31,390 All right. 1317 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:36,862 Okay, girls, go back to sleep now. 1318 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,769 [bird squawking] 1319 01:24:47,941 --> 01:24:49,575 [groans] 1320 01:24:53,847 --> 01:24:55,849 ♪ ♪ 1321 01:25:04,523 --> 01:25:06,592 [phone ringing] 1322 01:25:09,462 --> 01:25:11,196 Sunrise. 1323 01:25:12,632 --> 01:25:14,734 Smash, wake up. The wish. 1324 01:25:15,901 --> 01:25:17,837 Mmm. 1325 01:25:19,472 --> 01:25:21,204 [gasps] 1326 01:25:21,206 --> 01:25:22,674 [screams] 1327 01:25:22,676 --> 01:25:24,976 Stop! No! 1328 01:25:24,978 --> 01:25:27,681 [David] Girls? Girls, what's going on in there? 1329 01:25:31,617 --> 01:25:35,486 - Why are you wet? - Um, I... 1330 01:25:35,488 --> 01:25:39,691 [groans] Sorry, did we wake you getting showered? 1331 01:25:39,693 --> 01:25:42,292 This holiday is just so great. 1332 01:25:42,294 --> 01:25:44,996 - Why sleep through it, right? - Yeah, yeah. 1333 01:25:44,998 --> 01:25:49,400 We just thought we should make an early start and see the sun come up. 1334 01:25:49,402 --> 01:25:50,934 Do you know what? 1335 01:25:50,936 --> 01:25:54,838 That is a brilliant idea. Let's do it. 1336 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:58,810 Let's start the day. Let's have breakfast on the beach! 1337 01:25:58,812 --> 01:26:00,346 What? 1338 01:26:02,816 --> 01:26:03,849 Ros... 1339 01:26:05,451 --> 01:26:08,485 let's have a bit of human interaction today. 1340 01:26:08,487 --> 01:26:09,855 Leave the books behind, all right? 1341 01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:26,772 [Smash] Them. 1342 01:26:28,374 --> 01:26:29,973 - No! - Come on, 1343 01:26:29,975 --> 01:26:32,311 if you can rescue a Psammead, you can do this. 1344 01:26:34,513 --> 01:26:36,515 ♪ ♪ 1345 01:26:39,853 --> 01:26:40,954 Ooh. 1346 01:26:45,991 --> 01:26:47,426 Eh... 1347 01:27:08,013 --> 01:27:09,950 [grunts] 1348 01:27:11,751 --> 01:27:13,819 [breathing hard] 1349 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:25,096 You got this. You'll be so cool. Just do it. 1350 01:27:25,098 --> 01:27:26,396 Ow! 1351 01:27:26,398 --> 01:27:28,066 What are you doing, psycho? 1352 01:27:28,068 --> 01:27:30,601 - I'm sorry, I... - No. 1353 01:27:30,604 --> 01:27:32,070 You've got issues. 1354 01:27:32,072 --> 01:27:35,341 I... I don't know what came over me. 1355 01:27:37,643 --> 01:27:39,980 So, do you want to get an ice cream? 1356 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,346 [squeals] 1357 01:27:43,349 --> 01:27:44,818 [panting] 1358 01:27:47,853 --> 01:27:49,855 ♪ ♪ 1359 01:27:55,961 --> 01:27:57,831 [grunting] 1360 01:28:02,067 --> 01:28:04,501 [indistinct chatter] 1361 01:28:04,503 --> 01:28:06,872 Okay, girls. Time to go. 1362 01:28:11,011 --> 01:28:12,678 Ah... 1363 01:28:20,386 --> 01:28:21,554 [yelps] 1364 01:28:22,856 --> 01:28:24,890 - [door opens, closes] - Huh? 1365 01:28:29,461 --> 01:28:31,162 Ah... 1366 01:28:31,164 --> 01:28:32,731 [gasps] 1367 01:28:41,006 --> 01:28:42,874 - [giggling] - Hey! 1368 01:28:42,876 --> 01:28:44,978 I wanna... I wanna see more photos. 1369 01:28:49,849 --> 01:28:52,516 - [girls giggling] - [Robbie] What's so funny? 1370 01:28:52,518 --> 01:28:53,787 Door's open. 1371 01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,161 - We've been robbed! - What the...? 1372 01:29:03,163 --> 01:29:04,663 [Alice gasps] 1373 01:29:14,174 --> 01:29:15,674 Tristan. 1374 01:29:19,478 --> 01:29:22,446 - Ros! - Tell my dad I've gone for a walk. 1375 01:29:22,448 --> 01:29:23,647 No, I'm coming, too. 1376 01:29:23,649 --> 01:29:26,450 No, just, go away, okay? This is my mess. 1377 01:29:26,452 --> 01:29:28,485 If I hadn't made that stupid time-travel wish, 1378 01:29:28,487 --> 01:29:29,821 none of this would have happened. 1379 01:29:29,823 --> 01:29:31,054 I have to sort it out. 1380 01:29:31,056 --> 01:29:34,092 No, you don't. We do. 1381 01:29:34,094 --> 01:29:36,462 This is our mess, too. 1382 01:29:38,031 --> 01:29:39,963 Fine, just, come on then. 1383 01:29:39,965 --> 01:29:42,599 It'll be pretty easy to get in. 1384 01:29:42,601 --> 01:29:44,067 We can force a window or something. 1385 01:29:44,069 --> 01:29:45,739 I mean, the place is pretty run down. 1386 01:29:47,506 --> 01:29:49,508 ♪ ♪ 1387 01:29:52,012 --> 01:29:53,747 Whoa. 1388 01:29:55,681 --> 01:29:56,880 [yelping] 1389 01:29:56,882 --> 01:29:57,983 Get off! 1390 01:29:59,184 --> 01:30:01,186 [grunts] Get off of me! 1391 01:30:04,124 --> 01:30:05,889 Welcome! 1392 01:30:05,891 --> 01:30:08,894 I knew you wouldn't be able to resist! 1393 01:30:09,995 --> 01:30:13,031 Well... what do you think? 1394 01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:14,998 Dazzling, isn't it? 1395 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,035 When do the fashion police get here? 1396 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:19,002 You might still have time to run. 1397 01:30:19,004 --> 01:30:21,272 [laughing] 1398 01:30:21,274 --> 01:30:22,676 Bring them to me. 1399 01:30:24,277 --> 01:30:27,644 But I suppose I do owe you a debt of gratitude. 1400 01:30:27,646 --> 01:30:29,615 Une French Fancy? 1401 01:30:31,284 --> 01:30:33,216 The only thing we want is the Psammead. 1402 01:30:33,218 --> 01:30:36,753 - Where is he? - Psammead? 1403 01:30:36,755 --> 01:30:40,824 Psammead, Psammead, Psammead, Psammead. 1404 01:30:40,826 --> 01:30:42,260 [piano keys playing] 1405 01:30:42,262 --> 01:30:44,761 Psammead... 1406 01:30:44,763 --> 01:30:46,898 Oh! 1407 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,970 You mean my latest acquisition! 1408 01:30:53,006 --> 01:30:55,541 - What have you done to him? - Nothing! 1409 01:30:56,575 --> 01:30:58,810 Couple of mild electric shocks. 1410 01:30:58,812 --> 01:31:01,745 Nothing that would trouble the Geneva Convention. 1411 01:31:01,747 --> 01:31:03,246 It's a bit of a wuss, to be honest with you. 1412 01:31:03,248 --> 01:31:05,183 [scoffs] Let him go. 1413 01:31:05,185 --> 01:31:08,086 - He's given you everything that you want. - This? 1414 01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:11,855 This isjust the beginning. First thing I thought of. 1415 01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:15,592 Plush pad, purple lady army, velvet. 1416 01:31:15,594 --> 01:31:19,164 And it's refusing to give me any more. Hmm? 1417 01:31:24,004 --> 01:31:25,504 [electricity buzzing] 1418 01:31:29,209 --> 01:31:30,776 [groaning] 1419 01:31:39,585 --> 01:31:42,719 [groans] Please... 1420 01:31:42,721 --> 01:31:45,722 - I can't. - Do you see? 1421 01:31:45,724 --> 01:31:50,095 I need you kids to help me change its mind. 1422 01:31:51,364 --> 01:31:53,096 It won't listen to us. 1423 01:31:53,098 --> 01:31:56,199 It can only do one wish a day. Any more is dangerous for him. 1424 01:31:56,201 --> 01:31:57,235 He could hurt himself. 1425 01:31:57,237 --> 01:31:58,802 Oh, Ros, my dear child. 1426 01:31:58,804 --> 01:32:01,172 I don't need you to talk to it. 1427 01:32:01,174 --> 01:32:06,144 I need you here so that I can change its mind. 1428 01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:07,981 Get off my sister! 1429 01:32:09,014 --> 01:32:10,549 Please don't hurt them. 1430 01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:16,254 Well, that's rather up to you, isn't it? 1431 01:32:16,256 --> 01:32:20,326 More wishes, please. 1432 01:32:21,995 --> 01:32:24,027 Very well. 1433 01:32:24,029 --> 01:32:27,766 If you must. Make a wish. 1434 01:32:28,867 --> 01:32:30,001 I wish that... [muffled] 1435 01:32:30,003 --> 01:32:33,304 Ah! Very good, very good! 1436 01:32:33,306 --> 01:32:35,173 Nearly got me there. Shoot that one first. 1437 01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:36,339 [muffled scream] 1438 01:32:36,342 --> 01:32:37,710 Stop. 1439 01:32:39,712 --> 01:32:44,315 Take your wish, Tristan Trent. It will be your last. 1440 01:32:44,317 --> 01:32:46,149 Yes, yes. Spare me the platitudes. 1441 01:32:46,151 --> 01:32:48,952 [clears throat] Gold! 1442 01:32:48,954 --> 01:32:51,354 I wish for gold, creature. 1443 01:32:51,357 --> 01:32:54,327 Beyond the dreams of man. 1444 01:32:55,694 --> 01:32:57,097 [inhales] 1445 01:33:05,038 --> 01:33:08,108 [groaning, farting] 1446 01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:16,615 Where's my gold? 1447 01:33:20,386 --> 01:33:22,288 [clattering] 1448 01:33:41,774 --> 01:33:46,344 Children... you have to... 1449 01:33:46,346 --> 01:33:48,880 you-you-you have to... 1450 01:33:48,882 --> 01:33:50,383 [clattering] 1451 01:33:51,951 --> 01:33:53,953 ♪ ♪ 1452 01:33:55,889 --> 01:33:59,157 It's okay, Psammead. We'll take care of you. 1453 01:33:59,159 --> 01:34:03,396 No. You have to leave. 1454 01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:05,664 Now. 1455 01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:11,271 Ooh, yeah. [laughing] 1456 01:34:26,519 --> 01:34:28,787 [yelping] 1457 01:34:41,334 --> 01:34:42,968 Help! [grunts] 1458 01:34:53,078 --> 01:34:54,447 [gargling] 1459 01:35:00,220 --> 01:35:02,222 ♪ ♪ 1460 01:35:06,559 --> 01:35:08,193 [sighs] 1461 01:35:10,496 --> 01:35:11,995 [rumbling] 1462 01:35:11,997 --> 01:35:13,066 [yells] 1463 01:35:22,375 --> 01:35:24,477 [Maudie] Poor sand monster. 1464 01:35:28,213 --> 01:35:31,417 Sammy? Sammy! 1465 01:35:32,552 --> 01:35:36,089 No. No. No... [sniffling] 1466 01:35:40,460 --> 01:35:42,460 Robbie, Robbie, stop. 1467 01:35:42,462 --> 01:35:44,595 No. No... 1468 01:35:44,598 --> 01:35:47,166 I... I can't. 1469 01:35:51,104 --> 01:35:52,969 I can't. 1470 01:35:52,972 --> 01:35:55,040 [crying] 1471 01:36:01,246 --> 01:36:03,248 ♪ ♪ 1472 01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:28,441 Shoe sand, yum, yum. 1473 01:36:31,311 --> 01:36:33,379 Maudie. 1474 01:36:35,348 --> 01:36:37,348 Sand monster's hungry. 1475 01:36:37,350 --> 01:36:39,319 [crying] 1476 01:36:49,529 --> 01:36:51,997 [wheezing] 1477 01:36:58,571 --> 01:37:00,306 [groaning] 1478 01:37:01,307 --> 01:37:03,042 Do you mind? 1479 01:37:05,545 --> 01:37:07,547 ♪ ♪ 1480 01:37:30,203 --> 01:37:31,435 [Psammead] Careful. 1481 01:37:31,437 --> 01:37:33,270 You're gonna love this new beach. 1482 01:37:33,272 --> 01:37:35,475 - What's the sand like? - Be quiet. 1483 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:39,610 - [Psammead muffled] - Shh. 1484 01:37:39,613 --> 01:37:42,415 Oh... [chuckles] I'll take that. 1485 01:37:46,419 --> 01:37:48,087 [Psammead mumbling] 1486 01:37:50,189 --> 01:37:51,589 Okay, let's go. 1487 01:37:51,591 --> 01:37:53,391 Last day, let's make the most of it. 1488 01:37:53,393 --> 01:37:56,394 I can take your bag for you. Yeah. 1489 01:37:56,396 --> 01:37:57,963 Thank you! 1490 01:37:59,432 --> 01:38:02,034 [Psammead] I think I'm sitting on a snorkel. 1491 01:38:05,270 --> 01:38:06,604 Ow! 1492 01:38:06,606 --> 01:38:08,207 - Oh! - Sorry! 1493 01:38:12,111 --> 01:38:14,279 [birds squawking] 1494 01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:24,488 - [girls chattering] - Mind your head. 1495 01:38:24,490 --> 01:38:26,690 All right. 1496 01:38:26,692 --> 01:38:28,492 Hurry! 1497 01:38:28,494 --> 01:38:31,362 Girls! What's that? Where are you going? 1498 01:38:31,364 --> 01:38:33,597 [yells] What's that?! 1499 01:38:33,599 --> 01:38:35,601 [chuckles] It's just a shell, baby. 1500 01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:41,439 See? 1501 01:38:41,441 --> 01:38:43,142 Okay, I'm over it now. 1502 01:38:44,177 --> 01:38:45,711 Okay. 1503 01:38:48,381 --> 01:38:50,383 ♪ ♪ 1504 01:38:56,656 --> 01:38:57,990 Hmm... 1505 01:39:17,042 --> 01:39:19,142 Good grain. 1506 01:39:19,144 --> 01:39:21,146 That's quality. 1507 01:39:37,062 --> 01:39:38,830 So, this will do? 1508 01:39:38,832 --> 01:39:41,131 Oh, yes. I'm digging deep. 1509 01:39:41,133 --> 01:39:46,069 No one's finding me for another hundred years, if I have any luck. 1510 01:39:46,071 --> 01:39:48,539 Now, if you'll excuse me. 1511 01:39:48,541 --> 01:39:51,809 - Wait! - Our final wish. 1512 01:39:51,811 --> 01:39:56,449 Okay, for the last time. Wish me. 1513 01:39:58,351 --> 01:40:01,387 So... you're really gonna do it then? 1514 01:40:02,656 --> 01:40:05,389 Yeah, our mum and dad back together. 1515 01:40:05,391 --> 01:40:07,527 Robbie, don't you want to be happy? 1516 01:40:16,335 --> 01:40:19,169 "We wish to create a mobile phone application..." 1517 01:40:19,171 --> 01:40:20,504 Mmm? 1518 01:40:20,506 --> 01:40:22,273 "...hereafter referred to as an app..." 1519 01:40:22,275 --> 01:40:24,441 - Ros... - What? 1520 01:40:24,443 --> 01:40:27,845 Why is your shoe flashing? 1521 01:40:27,847 --> 01:40:30,313 I don't know, but... 1522 01:40:30,316 --> 01:40:33,316 - Where is it? Eh? - [yelps] 1523 01:40:33,319 --> 01:40:35,254 - Where is it? - I don't... 1524 01:40:37,290 --> 01:40:39,657 [birds squawking] 1525 01:40:39,659 --> 01:40:40,692 [phone chimes] 1526 01:40:40,694 --> 01:40:42,696 [gasps] I have a signal! 1527 01:40:43,763 --> 01:40:45,765 Yay, we have a signal. 1528 01:40:47,132 --> 01:40:50,167 - [sighs] - [exhales] Okay... 1529 01:40:50,169 --> 01:40:54,507 Two-hundred and eighty-seven emails. Nineteen voicemails. 1530 01:41:00,580 --> 01:41:03,380 I'm on vacation. 1531 01:41:03,382 --> 01:41:05,384 [both chuckle] 1532 01:41:07,621 --> 01:41:09,121 [Ros yelps] 1533 01:41:10,356 --> 01:41:12,656 Is that...? Hang on. 1534 01:41:12,658 --> 01:41:14,660 [indistinct chatter] 1535 01:41:18,564 --> 01:41:20,531 - [Mr. Trent] Show me to its nest. - [Ros] Ow! 1536 01:41:20,533 --> 01:41:22,700 - [all yelling] - Where it does its business! 1537 01:41:22,702 --> 01:41:25,369 Take me to its lair! Its dwelling place! 1538 01:41:25,371 --> 01:41:28,840 - [all yelling] - What are you doing?! 1539 01:41:28,842 --> 01:41:31,174 - What's going on? - Stinking... 1540 01:41:31,176 --> 01:41:32,910 - What's going on?! - Stay out of this, this doesn't concern you. 1541 01:41:32,913 --> 01:41:34,846 It's between me and these children. 1542 01:41:34,848 --> 01:41:37,481 Hang on a minute. Just calm down. I'm sure we can all... 1543 01:41:37,483 --> 01:41:38,682 Yeah, I think you should calm down. 1544 01:41:38,684 --> 01:41:39,751 Let me carry out my investigation. 1545 01:41:39,753 --> 01:41:40,784 Mr. Trent, be reasonable. 1546 01:41:40,786 --> 01:41:42,285 I'm being reasonable! 1547 01:41:42,288 --> 01:41:44,622 I've not shot them or flogged them, have I? 1548 01:41:44,624 --> 01:41:47,891 Now why don't you toddle off into the dunes with your American tart, 1549 01:41:47,893 --> 01:41:49,693 and let me take care of business? 1550 01:41:49,695 --> 01:41:52,295 [yelps] 1551 01:41:52,298 --> 01:41:54,531 You keep your hands off my family! 1552 01:41:54,533 --> 01:41:56,266 Alice, phone the police. 1553 01:41:56,268 --> 01:41:59,739 Oh, yes. Um, well, I have a phone, too. 1554 01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:02,475 Four bars. 1555 01:42:09,415 --> 01:42:11,283 [Smash] Ros, stop. 1556 01:42:12,418 --> 01:42:15,687 No, Ros, no. 1557 01:42:15,689 --> 01:42:19,224 But the wish, I... I never made the wish! 1558 01:42:20,926 --> 01:42:23,763 It was just here. It can't have gone far. 1559 01:42:25,765 --> 01:42:27,933 Why aren't you helping me?! 1560 01:42:29,268 --> 01:42:31,368 It... it's gone, Ros. 1561 01:42:31,370 --> 01:42:34,605 [crying] No. I want it back. I want it back! 1562 01:42:34,608 --> 01:42:36,275 [Smash] Let it go. 1563 01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:41,612 Well, I... I don't know about anyone else, 1564 01:42:41,615 --> 01:42:44,383 but I'm still looking forward to hearing this ludicrous wish. 1565 01:42:51,657 --> 01:42:54,558 We wish... 1566 01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:56,429 Can they say goodbye first? 1567 01:43:02,736 --> 01:43:04,970 We had a good time, didn't we? 1568 01:43:06,472 --> 01:43:08,207 We had the best. 1569 01:43:13,579 --> 01:43:15,681 But I don't wanna say goodbye. 1570 01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:20,319 But we have to, Maudie. We have to. 1571 01:43:28,294 --> 01:43:29,930 I wish... 1572 01:43:33,033 --> 01:43:34,467 I wish... 1573 01:43:48,447 --> 01:43:49,950 I wish... 1574 01:43:56,655 --> 01:44:00,692 I wish that you have a long, peaceful sleep in the sand, 1575 01:44:00,694 --> 01:44:04,363 and no one disturbs you for at least another hundred years. 1576 01:44:05,564 --> 01:44:07,933 Maybe there's hope for you yet. 1577 01:44:12,938 --> 01:44:16,673 - Goodbye, Psammead. - Bye, Psammead. 1578 01:44:16,675 --> 01:44:18,444 Thanks for the horrible wishes. 1579 01:44:19,745 --> 01:44:21,411 Well, goodbye, children. 1580 01:44:21,413 --> 01:44:22,916 It's been awful knowing you. 1581 01:44:24,084 --> 01:44:26,752 Bye-bye, sand monster. 1582 01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:32,626 See you never. 1583 01:44:34,593 --> 01:44:36,962 That I can promise. 1584 01:44:48,574 --> 01:44:50,576 ♪ ♪ 1585 01:44:52,611 --> 01:44:53,945 And just the way he was behaving. 1586 01:44:53,947 --> 01:44:55,512 Don't... don't... now, don't arrest me. 1587 01:44:55,514 --> 01:44:57,749 There's been a misunderstanding. Un-arrest me. 1588 01:44:57,751 --> 01:45:00,584 Arrest them! If you're gonna arrest anybody. 1589 01:45:00,586 --> 01:45:03,054 He struck me, she's American, 1590 01:45:03,056 --> 01:45:05,455 they destroyed my house with a magical sand thing! 1591 01:45:05,457 --> 01:45:08,360 It decimated my mansion! It's in ruins! 1592 01:45:12,731 --> 01:45:13,967 [David] Kids? 1593 01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:17,035 Are you all right? 1594 01:45:17,037 --> 01:45:19,636 We're fine. 1595 01:45:19,638 --> 01:45:21,540 We're all completely fine. 1596 01:45:24,778 --> 01:45:26,111 [laughing] 1597 01:45:27,681 --> 01:45:29,683 ♪ ♪ 1598 01:45:37,891 --> 01:45:39,893 [chattering] 1599 01:45:54,174 --> 01:45:56,375 ♪ ♪ 1600 01:46:46,159 --> 01:46:48,994 - There you go. - Thank you. 1601 01:46:51,730 --> 01:46:53,897 I wish I could be a writer one day. 1602 01:46:53,899 --> 01:46:57,102 Well, you're never too old for wishes, huh? 1603 01:47:01,241 --> 01:47:03,176 Have a nice day. 1604 01:47:05,178 --> 01:47:08,048 Could you sign it for Jacqueline, please? 1605 01:47:10,215 --> 01:47:11,885 Of course! 1606 01:47:21,061 --> 01:47:22,761 Thank you. 1607 01:47:22,961 --> 01:47:28,361 Subtitle By: MARSH-MARIE 1608 01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:31,603 ["Forever a Star" by Laura White playing] 161009