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[man grunting]
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MAN:
No. No...
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How was your meeting?
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Very productive.
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I love working in the greenhouse.
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Your orchids?
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They're so beautiful.
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Gracias.
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You know, how about getting some azaleas
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and putting them in the planters
against the pool house?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Did you want my opinion on something?
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You know I love your opinions.
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I always want your opinions.
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Oh, really? Okay, well,
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here's an opinion for you.
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It's my opinion that
the Melfis are a sham.
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And that they're taking advantage of you.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I want them out of my house now!
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One thing, one thing for me.
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Everything here is for you.
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I live...
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to let you have the life you want.
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You have the house, you have the money.
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Can you please let me have the designers?
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I like my designers.
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Well, your designers
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ripped out my birds-of-paradise.
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They did what?
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[door slides open]
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Oh!
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Oh, my...
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-Which episode are you on?
-CRICKET: Uh, seven.
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Esmeralda's about to tell Martín
that his brother's alive.
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Oh, yeah, that's a good one,
because Martín,
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-he runs the modeling agency...
-No!
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-Don't tell us anything!
-Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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No spoilers, come on!
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Welcome to the world of Secretos...
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y Sangre.
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This is the most addictive thing
that we produce here in Mexico.
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It's literally the best show
we've ever seen.
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[stammers]
We can't stop watching.
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And all seven seasons are on Roku.
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You can stream it anywhere.
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-Seven seasons?
-Seven seasons.
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Well, now I'm never gonna get
that pool cabana done.
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Don't worry about it--
this is more important.
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-Ah, okay, I'll leave you to it.
-Okay.
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-Great.
-Enjoy.
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Oh, one last thing.
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You need to replant
those birds-of-paradise.
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No problem.
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Okay, enjoy.
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-[sighs]
-[door slides closed]
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That was cutting it way too close.
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Just send it as is.
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[stammers]
What about the sound mix?
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I haven't done any effects.
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Jann, come on, use your head, okay?
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If Rumualdo finds this on his computer...
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You're right-- let's not
take any more chances, okay.
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And... send.
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[exhales sharply]
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Hey, partner?
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We're back in business.
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You know, when those bags
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were on our head that night?
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For the briefest of moments, I thought...
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we'd never get a video
of our work submitted.
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Oh...
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O ye of little faith.
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[both laugh quietly]
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I do want to see if Esmeralda
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is gonna take over that modeling agency.
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Oh, yeah, right, like Martín
would ever allow it.
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[gasps]
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¡Qué maravilloso!
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I can't believe
what you've done in two weeks.
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Well, it-it wasn't,
it was ten days, but it...
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My little closet seems so much bigger!
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How did you do that?
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Well, now you know a magician
never gives away her secrets.
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[laughs]
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But... it could have
something to do with this.
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Abuelito, por favor.
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[Mrs. Ortega exclaims]
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Are you kidding me?
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-I'm in love with you.
-Aw!
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Well, there was no way we were gonna let
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your Chanel and Givenchy
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waste away in a broom closet, huh?
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-No way.
-So, you just
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type in the outfit you want,
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and the carousel will
deliver it right to you.
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CRICKET:
That's right.
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Now, this holds up to 500 pieces.
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So, your little closet just turned into
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the biggest closet in Tijuana.
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[laughs]
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I have to call my sister.
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She's going to hate me so much.
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Oh, good!
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Oh, that would've been
great for the video.
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Right? Oh!
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Do you think we could check?
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-Yeah.
-Okay.
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Okay, guys, thank you so much.
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It's, uh, time for lunch.
You can take your break.
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Abuelito, could you pick up
two Americanos, please?
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Nonfat.
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Por supuesto, mi corazon.
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Oh, so sweet.
[giggles]
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Do I got to worry about you and Abuelito?
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Well, you know, we did want
to run away together,
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but our parents forbid it.
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Oh, let me guess, it only made
your love grow stronger?
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-You know it. [laughs]
-Let's go.
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Oh, my God.
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-What?
-We got something!
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An e-mail from HRTV.
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CRICKET:
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Melfi,
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"Thank you for your video submission.
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"We are delighted to inform you
that you are our finalist
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for HRTV's Next Home Renovation
Super Couple contest."
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"We invite you to be at the HRTV
studio headquarters
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"in Los Angeles, California this Friday
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"to shoot promotional materials
for the show
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and begin planning your production."
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This Friday-- that's three days from now!
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"Please confirm your attendance
for this important meeting.
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"We look forward to meeting you.
Sincerely, Leonard Spivey,
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Head of Programming, HRTV Networks."
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Oh, my God-- destiny!
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Destiny!
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I never doubted,
not for one single second!
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You just got to believe!
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[Jann and Cricket clamoring]
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What's wrong?
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Is everything okay?
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[stammering]
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We j-just... uh, heard...
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We got the towel heaters
for your bathroom!
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-Yeah!
-They were on back order!
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We thought they had stopped making them!
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Yay!
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[whooping]
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[laughing]
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Oh... hot towels!
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They're gonna be so warm!
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[Jann whooping]
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Jorge, my friend, I like you very much.
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But if you take Ibañez,
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I'm gonna kick you right in the dick.
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[laughter]
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You know I will.
You know I will do that.
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Hey, Jann, my friend, grab a cerveza!
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Your pick is about to come up.
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Well, you know I'm auto-drafting.
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[others groaning and booing]
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All right, fine, just grab
a beer, sit down with us, chill.
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[sighs]
I'm sorry, Diego.
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I'm just so tired, you know?
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I've been putting in insulation
since 9:00 a.m.
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and I'm all itchy.
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I got to go get in the shower.
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Okay, Mr. Lame-o Pants.
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I'll try to keep it down, okay?
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No, you won't.
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[laughs]:
No, I won't!
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How does he know?
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It must've been 'cause I was smiling.
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Seriously, don't fucking touch that.
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I will cut your dick off.
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Ooh, I got Ibañez!
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[chuckles]
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Be happy for me.
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Happier.
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This is very fun, guys.
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Thank you so much for coming over.
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[sighs]
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All right, sleep good.
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Oh, don't worry--
I'm about to slip into a coma.
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[chuckles]
Good night.
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MARCO:
Ah.
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[dramatic music]
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Did you get it?
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[gasps]
How much?
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-A thousand bucks.
-Dollars or pesos?
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-Dollars.
-Damn, girl!
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Ready?
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Here we go.
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All right, got it.
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Yeah, okay... [grunts]
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Okay, okay, pull, pull, pull!
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-Oh...
-Oh, great.
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I already took mine off earlier.
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-Oh, nice.
-Safekeeping.
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Yep.
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Okay, lights.
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[indistinct whispering]
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[whispers]:
I'll get this for you.
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CRICKET:
Are you ready?
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Yes, ready.
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One, two, three.
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[device beeps]
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-Whew, nice.
-Got it.
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I'll get the bags.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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[upbeat music]
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Okay. Okay, here we go.
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Okay, I'll keep a lookout.
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Yeah, please do.
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I just have to get the bottom here.
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It's all about the leverage.
[grunts]
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A little faster, sweetie,
a little bit faster.
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[Jann mutters]
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I'm empowering you to go
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a little bit faster, please.
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[Jann grunting]
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-You got it, you got it...
-I did, I did.
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-[shushing]
-Here we go.
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-After you, my love.
-Okay. Thank you.
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We got this.
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Good job.
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We're free!
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