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[car doors shutting]
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[pulsing music]
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[Cricket muttering]
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Give me a break...
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Jann!
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[huffs]
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Jann!
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Cricket, do you have a decision on...?
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Not now, Beatriz!
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[Beatriz mutters]
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She has a paint line!
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-Who?
-Tiffany
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Fake-ass, Fraud, Bullshit,
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Huckster Connelly, that's who.
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There was a giant display
at the Fair & Square Hardware.
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You are shitting me!
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Satan has won, Jann!
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There was a huge cardboard cutout of her
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and a million swatches of paint
on the endcap!
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The entire endcap?
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CRICKET:
Oh, I'm pissed off!
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I'm pissed at Tiffany Connelly!
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I'm pissed at Diego!
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And, frankly, I'm pissed off at you!
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Slow your roll, girl!
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We're on the same side!
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Are we?
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Because you seem to be spending
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an awful lot of time
with Cartel Garfunkel.
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Well, I'm so sorry
that someone aside from you
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is being recognized
for their creative gifts.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means that you've been taking credit
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for all of our work!
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You know that I put
the bunting on that tapestry!
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You know that I picked the upholstery
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for the bedroom divan!
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Are you telling me you get hurt feelings,
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so you run off
and do a love ballad with the boss?
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[whispering]: At a fucking quinceañera?
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I will not apologize for my performance.
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Rumualdo and I have a creative connection,
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so don't cheapen it
with your tawdry insinuations.
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Mmm.
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Should I be insinuating?
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Or is there something you need to tell me?
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I don't know what's going on with you.
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With us, you know?
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But I need you, Jann.
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I need you, too.
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-I can't do this without you.
-No.
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Look what this place is doing to us.
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They keep throwing
all these shiny things at us,
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distracting us from what's important.
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Distracting us from our destiny.
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Well, I won't let that happen to us.
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Me, neither.
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[romantic music]
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Color is so important to Chazz and me.
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Exciting reds, calming blues--
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they mean so much to us.
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That's why we are so excited to announce
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our partnership with Home Renovation TV
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and Fair & Square Hardware
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for our new line of premium paints
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and hand-crafted stains.
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We know you'll find your truest expression
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with Color by Connelly.
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Available now at Fair & Square Hardware.
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And don't forget the season premiere
of Pros & Connellys.
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JANN:
How do you hand-craft a stain,
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you fucking twit?
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They have an empire!
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Corporate partnerships, media stardom.
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And we're stuck down here
working for drug dealers!
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-Shh!
-Well, we're trapped.
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How are we supposed
to even take the first step
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when nobody sees our work
but-but cartel thugs
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and all the Tijuana brass?
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-Honey, hold on.
-We should've just
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let them bury us in the desert.
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That would have been a more decent ending
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than just wasting away down here!
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-Cricket!
-What?!
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Look!
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CRICKET:
No, but the contest is over.
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Well, it's over in the U.S...
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but they just started a new one.
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And they're taking entries from Mexico.
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We're in Mexico.
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Yeah.
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No, no, that's crazy!
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[stammers] That can't be right.
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Oh, it's not crazy, my love.
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This is our old friend destiny
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putting a blanket over our shoulders.
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Inviting us to warm ourselves by the fire.
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But-but they destroyed our video,
you know?
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What would we even submit?
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I'll tell you what!
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A brand-spanking-new video.
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Of our latest masterpieces--
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Diego's, Rumualdo's, the Ortegas'.
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We shoot it all.
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They'll kill us.
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Aren't we already dead?
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If we do this...
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we do it together.
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When I said, "Till death do us part,"
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I meant it.
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Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann
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is the phoenix-- it will always
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rise from the ashes.
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Oh, but how would we even shoot it?
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-They took our phones--
-[shushing]
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JANN [quietly]: Here we are.
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[quiet, tense music]
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♪
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Hello, new friend.
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Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot!
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This tile is too large for this space.
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Oh, sweetie, I told you to measure it.
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-Yeah, I-I thought I had.
-[groans]
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But, uh, you know, I'll definitely
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-need my tile cutter.
-Mm-hmm.
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Uh, could you be a dear
and please hand it to me?
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Oh, honeybun, you know what?
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-What?
-We left it at Diego's house.
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Oh, rats!
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Oh, no, no!
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Yeah. Hey, Marco?
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Would you be a lamb
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and run over to Diego's house
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to pick up our tile cutter that we so
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do need for this project?
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Yeah, sure.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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[footsteps echoing]
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[whispers]: Okay, move.
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What a sucker.
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I know.
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For the master bathroom we wanted to give
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the clients a spa-like experience,
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so we went with
aqua and gold color scheme.
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We put in an infrared sauna,
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and we installed a Venetian marble tub
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with 24-karat accents.
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Now on a personal note,
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we commissioned this mosaic,
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utilizing rocks
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from a nearby quarry.
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We really think the client
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is gonna love this piece of art,
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as it symbolizes his personal journey.
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Now, just...
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-follow us over here.
-Okay.
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-Uh-huh, that's good.
-And...
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Ta-da!
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Well, what do you think?
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First impressions?
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First impressions of what?
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Your new living room!
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It's not my living room.
It's not my house.
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This the first time
you're seeing it, so...
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how does it look?
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I don't know.
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Fine.
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[stammers] Javi?
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How does it look in comparison
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to how it looked before?
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-Right.
-Before, yeah.
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-Different...
-Mm.
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-I guess.
-Okay!
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Well, hold on, hold on.
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Is there anything that you like about it,
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like, specifically?
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Yeah, I mean,
what's jumping out at you, huh?
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Are you falling in love
with anything, huh?
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-Yeah...
-I don't know.
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The paint?
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Okay...
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Yeah, the paint's great.
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The paint's great...
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That chair is cool,
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I guess.
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-Yeah, okay.
-Yeah.
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-Listen, I got shit to do.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, sorry, Javi. Thank you, thank you.
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You two need to keep it quiet.
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-Uh-huh.
-Jefe's getting a massage.
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Yeah, no problemo.
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We're gonna vamanos, bye.
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[groans]
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That whole thing was a bust.
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He was terrible on camera.
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Well, we all can't be Cricket Melfi.
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I'm erasing the whole thing.
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-Oh, yeah, that was a stinker.
-Yeah, let's see...
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[Jann humming]
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What is this?
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Is that Rumualdo?
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-He looks so young.
-Yeah.
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MAN [in video]: Please, Rumualdo!
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I beg you, I beg you! I will pay you back!
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RUMUALDO: You're paying me back right now.
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MAN: No!
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[gunshots]
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What should we do?
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Wh--? I don't know. What can we do?
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Well, we have to do something.
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[tense music]
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Maybe Marco?
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-Marco?
-Yeah.
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You think he has better
screen presence than Javi?
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A wet fart has better
screen presence than Javi.
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-Good point.
-We just saw that.
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Besides, Marco is a big fan of our work.
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He has always been very complimentary.
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[gasps]
And he has great cheekbones for TV.
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Marco!
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