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(tape crackling)
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(muffled whimpers)
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CRICKET:
What is happening?!
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RUMUALDO:
I figured you'd be very hungry.
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Chuy makes the most unbelievable
lobster omelet.
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He is a magician with fresh claws.
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Looks so yummy,
but we're still a little, uh...
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Mm, Marco, cut.
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(exclaims)
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-(whimpers)
-Oh, yes, yes.
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Ah, please meet my beautiful wife,
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Fidelia Vasco.
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Fidelia, meet the Melfis.
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I've heard a lot about you two.
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Thanks for having us in your lovely home.
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Yes, yes. It is so nice.
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And this view-- did you see that?
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That is bananas, but, uh,
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I see we have our work cut out for us.
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And what do you mean by that?
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No, just that, you know,
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in the 30 seconds that I've been debagged,
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it's clear that there's
a lot of work to be done.
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I mean, that couch over there,
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for example, and those end tables-- what?
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Danish modern for a beach house?
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It's like I'm a castaway on Ikea island.
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(both laughing)
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I like that.
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I chose Danish modern.
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Fidelia studied interior design in Europe.
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Paris, actually.
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She's an accomplished designer.
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I just thought she might want
to collaborate with someone new.
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Perhaps get some fresh ideas.
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Yeah, I don't want to do any of that.
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JANN:
Yeah, well,
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we haven't even seen the whole layout yet.
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You know, just a teeny slice of a sliver.
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Yeah... this...
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I imagine, is the tiniest little
corner of this beautiful...
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You know, and we-we love
a lot of Danish things...
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The people...
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JANN:
Are the best.
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CRICKET:
The Great Dane dog...
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Is that a cheese Danish?!
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No way... What are the odds?
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Let's dig into this lobster omelet,
don't you think?
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Yeah, yeah!
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BOTH:
Mmm!
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JANN (mouth full):
Wish we could talk more.
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CRICKET:
Mm-hmm.
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Chuy, so much claw!
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You were right.
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You know, I was very impressed the way
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Cricket opened up Diego's living room
using the French doors.
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It was, it made it very welcoming.
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(chuckles)
The French doors were my idea.
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Yeah, see, I specialize
in light sculpting.
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For example, there's a wonderful
natural light in this area.
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But then these morose paintings
suck up all the energy.
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It's atrocious.
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Ew!
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(groans)
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"Atrocious"?
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These are original Delacroix on loan
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from the Mexican National Gallery.
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(stammers) And in a, uh, gallery,
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they would, you know,
look like the-the masterpieces they are
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because of, uh, proper light sculpting.
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(nervous laugh)
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What the fuck is light sculpting?
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(chuckles)
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Does somebody have a secret passion
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they're not telling me about?
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Oh, I do a little songwriting.
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A little recording.
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(scoffs)
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So, you record in this shoebox?
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This, this is where
you practice your craft?
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It has very good acoustics.
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The tile, nice sound.
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I was in a band when I was a kid.
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Now, it's just mostly a hobby.
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What did you play?
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Here. Let me see those hands.
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You still have your callouses.
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From your guitar, I assume?
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Hey, I think you're being coy.
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Yeah, you have artistic needs.
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You think so?
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As one artist to another,
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I know so.
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So I'm going to build you
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a real-deal recording studio.
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-Hmm...
-Full mixing board,
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studio monitors, soundproofing.
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I've always wanted a recording studio,
but you know,
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-Fidelia...
-Hey, hey!
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This isn't about Fidelia.
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This is about you.
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So why don't you tell me
exactly what you want for your studio.
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Well, I've always wanted
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-one of those big mixing...
-(Jann shushing)
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Tell me... with this.
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♪ ♪
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What are you doing?
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Just give me a-a second.
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(clears throat)
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Is something wrong with you?
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I-I-I'm...
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just taking in the space.
It's part of my process.
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Okay, the good news is that
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we have so much opportunity to fix it.
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That's, that's the good news.
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But I think we can both agree
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that we got to start here.
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This thing... it's got to go, right?
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This armoire has been in my family
for over a hundred years.
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My great-grandfather carved it.
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I see.
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Well, at least we know
who to send it back to, right?
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(laughs)
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Where are my manners?
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Would you like some coffee?
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Yeah, I lo-- I love coffee.
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(guitar strumming)
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You hate it.
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Not only do I not hate it,
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I love it, okay?
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But I had a thought, okay?
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(electronic beat accompanies
guitar strumming)
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(music stops)
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What did you do?
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I-If you don't like it,
I can take it out...
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No, no. You made it into a song.
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Okay, thank God.
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Look, it was ready to be born,
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I just midwifed it.
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"Midwife it"? How do you do that?
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I'm a child of the '90s.
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I thought it could use
a little Ace of Base.
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-"Ace of Base"?
-Yeah.
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Their first album was, like, huge for me.
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It was a massive influence on my life.
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I think they are Sweden's greatest export.
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-Oh, absolutely, the best.
-Yeah, yeah.
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You're a very talented
young man, you know?
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I must confess that I always thought,
you know,
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I thought that Cricket was really
the creative one...
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Actually, I just left
an off-Broadway production
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that I wrote-- yeah, music and lyrics.
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Which is very hard to do.
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-A Broadway musical?
-Yes.
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I have a soft spot for Broadway musicals.
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Really?
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I've seen you before.
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You have?
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-No way! Where?
-Mm-hmm.
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My parents sent me
to high school in America.
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So I saw you everywhere.
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With your socks and flip-flops
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and cargo shorts.
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Blaring your country music
from your studio apartment
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while scratching lotto tickets.
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Yeah.
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I've seen a thousand versions of you.
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Well, the joke's on you,
'cause we don't even live
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in that apartment anymore.
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
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(whispers):
I know you're a fraud.
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Are you kidding me?
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Did you even see what we did
with Diego's house?
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Oh, you mean the Playboy McMansion?
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Yes.
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Yes, my husband was very impressed.
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Myself... not so much.
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Let me make something very clear.
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My husband may get his little
inspirations from time to time.
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I mean, he's hired three
interior designers
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to try to "renovate" my home.
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But eventually, I got rid of all of them.
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And I will get rid of you.
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Just real quick-- I keep hearing
the phrase "get rid of,"
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and I just, I'm wondering...
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-what...?
-(man speaks Spanish)
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Oh, qué bonitas flores.
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Gracias, Abuelito.
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De nada.
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Señora.
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CRICKET:
Mm.
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I always get my way.
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-Well, I always...
-(distant piano playing)
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Did you hear that?
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I don't know-- what was that?
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Did you hear th--?
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Did you hear that?
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Hmm.
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(piano playing gets louder)
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JANN and RUMUALDO:
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♪
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♪ The truth is, I never left you ♪
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♪ All through my wild days ♪
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♪ My mad existence ♪
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♪ I kept my promise ♪
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♪ Don't keep your distance ♪
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♪ I kept my promise ♪
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♪ Don't keep your distance. ♪
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-Hey!
-Oh...
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Good news-- Jann is gonna build me
a recording studio.
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