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[muffled grunting, whimpering]
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[ominous music]
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Are you messing with me right now?
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There are, like, a thousand
bottles of wine down here.
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It's very cuckoo.
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[mariachi flourish plays]
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No way.
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[chuckles]
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Château Margaux?
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You know, this is my favorite Bordeaux.
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And you can't get this stuff in stores.
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Now, where did you get it?
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[muffled speaking]
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Oops, sorry. That's rude of me.
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[speaking in Spanish]
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-Oh!
-Please, go ahead.
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There's an importer in Riverside
called the French Connection.
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They specialize in Bordeauxs
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and Burgandies, you know.
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It's a little pricey, but
the customer service is just...
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-It's really good,
-Yes.
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so we, we... we-we think it's worth it.
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Oh, you best believe I'm gonna
get that number from you.
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If I have to torture you for it.
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[laughs] Uh, wine opener? Do you...
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Oh, right over there.
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It's the wood panel
right by the refrigerator.
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-That thing?
-Mm-hmm.
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There's a little switch
down at the bottom.
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[exclaims in Spanish]
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Now, that is slick.
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It's Pottery Barn.
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You know, people underestimate the Barn.
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They underestimate the Barn all the time.
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-So, what do you...?
-Oh, simply place
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the hands-free mechanism
over the neck of the bottle.
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-I'm not touching it!
-Ta-da! [chuckles]
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DIEGO:
Wait, what's it doing with the cork?
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It's spinning it back out! How polite.
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CRICKET:
Oh, yes, get ready to receive the cork
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to keep your wine fresh
for seven to ten days.
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[sighs]
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You know...
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I have to say it...
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I have to say it. It must be said.
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I am intrigued, you know?
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[exhales] People steal from me
all the time.
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I mean, you know, it's, like,
the cost of doing business.
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In the grocery business
they call it "breakage."
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Okay, thank you.
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But the smart ones, you see,
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they steal from me, and boom,
they take off, right?
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Yeah, they leave the country,
they disappear.
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Very time-consuming to find them.
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More than you would think.
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-I bet, I bet.
-But the two of you...
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you steal half a million dollars
from my stash house,
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and not only do you not run,
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but you spend every last cent
in the exact place
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in which you found it?
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Who does that?
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And I should be so fucking mad
at you right now.
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My fucking money.
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But the cajones that it takes
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to pull something like this off...
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I... my mind is blown right now.
It is blown.
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Oh, my goodness-- I'm gonna be telling
this story at parties forever.
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It's gonna outlive you two...
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by a lot.
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-Oh...
-[shuddering inhale]
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You'll be long dead
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when I tell the story.
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[laughs]: Fantastic.
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[loud whirring]
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Marco, I'm trying
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to enjoy my wine, man. What the fuck?
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Just turn that shit off, please?
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You can't, boss.
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That's what's amazing.
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-It never stops sucking.
-Yeah.
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What is this?
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It's the SwissVac central
vacuuming system.
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It-it gives 24-7 cleaning power.
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[laughs nervously]
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[stammers] Walk me through this.
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So how much was the SwissVac?
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$3,400.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, and-and-and the wine opener?
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How much is that?
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$900 with installation.
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Ooh, Spendy McSpenderson.
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I hear that it's a lot
when I say it out loud.
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DIEGO: Yeah, that's a lot of money.
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Fuck it, let's just ask.
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How about that computer system?
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15,000 American dollars.
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That is an expensive
computer system, my friend.
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But you know what, I...
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at least I can see where my money went.
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You know, I appreciate that.
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[clicks tongue] It's a shame.
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Shame, shame, shame,
shame, shame, shame, shame.
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Okay.
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Javi, go get the shovels.
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Marco, help me bury these two
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[speaks Spanish] in the fucking ground.
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-No! Wait, no...
-Wha..? No. Uh, but...
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[both clamoring]
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No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Wait! Okay, just a second!
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You have to kill us, all right?
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We accept that.
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We stole from you and we have to pay.
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But please listen
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and understand that this...
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this is our life's work.
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This is our dream.
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And, and if you kill us now,
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you'll be robbing the world
of-of our vision.
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And we'll never know if our
dreams were worth dying for.
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So, please, I beg of you!
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Before you put us in the ground,
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just do one thing, please?
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I need you to be the eyes
and ears of the world.
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Watch our sizzle reel
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and tell us what you think.
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Well?
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Just press the space bar.
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Hey, y'all! I'm Cricket!
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And I'm Jann, and welcome to
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BOTH:
Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann!
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We are here in the beautiful
California desert
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for the challenge of our artistic lives.
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We'll try to transform this
hopeless, historic hovel...
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Into a diamond-encrusted desert delight,
ah...
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Okay, I have to say it:
you two are very charismatic.
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You know, it's very engaging.
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CRICKET [on TV]:
Jann and I agree
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on almost everything.
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Emphasis on "almost."
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[both laughing]
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But one feature about this renovation
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really put us on the ropes.
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This one wanted a wood-burning pizza oven.
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Guilty.
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Now, Cricket chose a model that
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would have dominated the kitchen space.
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Also, it puts out about 1,200 degrees
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of heat and would have made
the house unbearably hot.
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Well, yeah, but... pizza!
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[both laugh]
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I knew she wasn't gonna budge,
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so it was time for a compromise.
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This smarty-pants had
a much smaller version
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handcrafted from Italy to fit our space.
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-[oven dings]
-Pizza's done.
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Ah...
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Mmm.
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Now, that smells like compromise.
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Yeah, and that is about as much
pizza as I ever eat, anyway.
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You know, it's so sensible.
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-[rock music playing]
-When I'm watching sports
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and listening to rock and roll,
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I need state-of-the-art sound!
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So we installed a 1,000-watt
surround sound system
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throughout the whole house.
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Now, excuse me while
I get my air guitar on.
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Can I hook up that system to my Xbox?
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You'd need an HDMI adapter,
but sure, yeah.
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-[speaks Spanish]
-Excuse me,
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-do you mind?
-So-Sorry.
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Okay, thank you so much.
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A front yard water feature
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was a must-have,
but we couldn't find anything
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that got us excited.
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And we looked forever.
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But then, on one of his frequent
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research trips to Palm Springs,
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Jann found something
that rounded out our vision
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for this property perfectly.
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I saw this, and it was
all I could think about.
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I just knew this feature
would amp up curb appeal
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and be a focal point for neighbors
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and prospective buyers.
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We hope you love this little
desert Shangri-la.
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We found so much joy
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in manifesting your next dream home.
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And thanks to Home Renovation TV
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for this opportunity.
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We hope you love us
as much as we love you.
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See you in your fall lineup.
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She's Cricket.
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He's Jann.
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We flipped it.
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BOTH:
And now we're gone.
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It is very, very good.
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[both laugh]
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Thank-thank you...
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[muffled shout]
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