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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,902 Don't hide from me, 'cause I will always find you. 2 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,538 You think you get away, 3 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,373 but I'm in your head. 4 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,428 I am 8 Ball the Clown. 5 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,898 And I became a clown 6 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,700 to entertain, 7 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,268 to create laughter, 8 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,737 and to make people happy. 9 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:03,809 I was so filled with rage and the pain burned. 10 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:08,814 Oh, how it burned in my brain 11 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,949 eating at me, 12 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,318 and feeding my addiction. 13 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,821 I tried to make it go away 14 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,590 to soothe the pain with a little 15 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,325 opioid here and there. 16 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:23,862 And so my addiction grew out of control, 17 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,764 and I could no longer 18 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,499 contain 19 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,567 the rage. 20 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,535 It would not stop, 21 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:31,837 and so I spewed 22 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:32,904 destruction. 23 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:38,677 There have been a handful of dark times in my life. 24 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,846 And these are by far the darkest. 25 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,782 My emotions swirls, 26 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,884 opioids run through my veins 27 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,853 injecting whatever I can find 28 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,921 to get my next fix. 29 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,458 And it's never enough. 30 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:57,729 Never enough, so I keep going deeper and deeper 31 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,032 into the depths of hell, 32 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,567 shattering the dreams and illusions 33 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,404 of being the greatest clown ever. 34 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,442 I kill for no reason 35 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,377 other than pure 36 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,513 euphoria, 37 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:18,884 seeking to dull the painful demons in my brain, 38 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,752 if just for a moment 39 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:24,056 avoiding reality which is my failure. 40 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,792 I used to be stable 41 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,794 and quite entertaining. 42 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,830 But over time, people became afraid of clowns. 43 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,498 They feared clowns. 44 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,001 And even despised clowns. 45 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,071 For that, they will certainly pay. 46 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,107 Oh they will pay dearly 47 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:46,912 for the sinful acts that have been disposed on me. 48 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:51,016 Laughing at me, not with me. 49 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,951 They beg for their lives. 50 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,653 They want mercy, 51 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,022 and I take away their pain. 52 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,025 China white, brown tie, 53 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,393 Mexican crude, 54 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,562 or synthetic bliss. 55 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,764 That's all you need to know. 56 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,900 Lately, I've been feeling unstable again. 57 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,068 And my addiction 58 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,837 has evolved 59 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,405 into an insatiable 60 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,440 lust for killing. 61 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,908 And I don't just kill. 62 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,011 I bring them to my god. 63 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,781 Flowing through their veins 64 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,950 in a precarious manner, 65 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:25,884 bringing the pleasure, 66 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,954 and euphoria, and the pain 67 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,989 of certain death. 68 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,560 I am 8-Ball the Clown. 69 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:38,930 And I will make you happy. 70 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:39,765 Oh yes. 71 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:40,966 Oh yes. 72 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,137 You will be happy. 73 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,875 This I can assure you. 74 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:25,944 I don't know. 75 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:28,781 What? 76 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:31,516 Who are you? 77 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,151 Who are you? 78 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:35,887 I don't know. 79 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:56,741 What the fuck? 80 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,677 That didn't just happen. 81 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,911 Oh god. 82 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,947 This heroine must be cut with some dirty shit. 83 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:02,781 This can't be real. 84 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,216 Okay, okay, okay. 85 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:06,117 Okay, regain composure. 86 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,552 I got to, 87 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,820 I got to go finish what I started. 88 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,722 I got to finish what I started. 89 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:16,896 Oh god. 90 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,131 This can't be fucking real. 91 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,912 Jesus, stop. 92 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,996 My magic hat. 93 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,816 Back 94 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,785 to paradise. 95 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,055 Ah. 96 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:18,824 Ah. 97 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,337 Oh. 98 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:25,992 Okay. 99 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,128 Hello miss. 100 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,129 What can I do for you? 101 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,831 I'm here about that baby stuff 102 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,033 you listed on the internet. 103 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,234 - Ah yes, the baby stuff. - It's a boy. 104 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,170 It does look like you got a little one on board, 105 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,338 don't you. 106 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,840 Due any day now. 107 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,074 Yes, seems like he'll be coming out real soon. 108 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,976 Yeah, the ad said there was some, 109 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,177 some toys and clothes. 110 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,080 They said it was a crib 111 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,715 and like some... 112 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,950 Yeah, I got a baby seat too. 113 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,218 I'm sorry, my manners. 114 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,119 Come on in, please. 115 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,186 Please, come in. 116 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,055 Everything's just down there. 117 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,191 So what are you, like a clown or something? 118 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,026 Yeah. 119 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,394 Yeah, I sure am. 120 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,262 I mean the kids just love me. 121 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,430 I actually have a surprise party planned 122 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,665 for later tonight. 123 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,904 Well it sounds like your parties 124 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,105 a lot of fun. 125 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,775 Oh, my parties are to die for. 126 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:21,246 Well maybe you can do my kid's birthday party. 127 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,249 Oh, I'd be delighted to. 128 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,021 Shh. 129 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,191 Shh. 130 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,259 Shh shh shh. 131 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,208 Please watch your surroundings. 132 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,277 Do not hesitate 133 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,311 to call 911. 134 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,415 All right. 135 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,729 Please be precaution of these children. 136 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,464 Pick them up from school. 137 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,499 Make sure they know 138 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,434 cause these clowns are everywhere. 139 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,870 City has been overwhelmed 140 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,523 with these clown sightings. 141 00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:24,175 We'll keep you updated on the Day nine o'clock news and. 142 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,979 This is Juanita Foster signing off. 143 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:28,981 See ya. 144 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,890 Ambiance. 145 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,297 Yes, yes. 146 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,291 Here we go. 147 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,426 Just. 148 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:23,868 Got to put a little cover on your face. 149 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,837 Make sure you're here for the party. 150 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,277 Oh, so cute. 151 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454 Yeah, just a little, 152 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,591 just a little dab will do you. 153 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,998 Yeah, I want you to look beautiful 154 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,301 when you're having that kid. 155 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,605 It's a very special event, after all. 156 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,180 Alright, thanks for holding that. 157 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,182 Let's see. 158 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,586 Right. 159 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,634 Oh no, that's too good. 160 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,908 Alright, now 161 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,409 we just got to figure 162 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,378 how to get the baby out. 163 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,282 I know there's something around here. 164 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,290 No, no. 165 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,292 Fun but 166 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,994 not delicate enough. 167 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,295 I could, 168 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,466 no, too blunt. 169 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,070 Hmm, that's a thought. 170 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,976 No, I need a more precise hand. 171 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,547 Of course, trusty rusty. 172 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,549 My old friend. 173 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,287 You will do the job. 174 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,458 But not just yet. 175 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:33,965 No. 176 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,233 Stop it. 177 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,334 What are you doing? 178 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,368 No. 179 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,303 What are you doing? 180 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,404 You are being very naughty. 181 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,438 If you persist, 182 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,109 I am going to cut your voice box. 183 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,679 And then you're not gonna make any more noises, okay. 184 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,380 What do you want from me? 185 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,349 What do you want? 186 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,350 To be happy, 187 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,384 just like everybody else. 188 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,385 Don't do this. 189 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,387 I think I deserve it. 190 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,555 Oh, oh, my. 191 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,058 No, no. 192 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,526 I want your baby. 193 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,229 No. 194 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,598 Don't. 195 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,666 Don't worry, don't worry. 196 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,667 No. 197 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,789 Your baby's gonna be fine. 198 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,438 I've done this many times before. 199 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,574 Let me go. 200 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,377 No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,713 Why don't you go to sleep, okay. 202 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:22,547 No. 203 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,481 No. 204 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,049 Let me get you something 205 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,517 - for your pain. - Please no. 206 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,519 No. 207 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,620 No. 208 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,626 Shh. 209 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,096 Sleep tight. 210 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,464 Sleep tight. 211 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,401 We've got a lot of work to do. 212 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,567 Little buddy. 213 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,076 Hey. 214 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,377 Hey, welcome. 215 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,379 Buddy. 216 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,750 This is your world now. 217 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,621 It's a boy. 218 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,189 It's a boy. 219 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,165 Say bye to mommy. 220 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,633 She's not gonna make it. 221 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,514 I love you. 222 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:09,220 Welcome to the world, little guy. 223 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,523 It's gonna be a lifetime of laughter and love, 224 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,560 and heroine. 225 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,864 But every baby boy needs juice, right. 226 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,866 Mother's milk 227 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,534 to make us big and strong. 228 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,439 Oh, welcome, welcome. 229 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,775 All of this will be yours. 230 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,511 You will be the greatest clown ever. 231 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,719 Oh, the games we'll play. 232 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,791 It'll be a party every day. 233 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,197 I always knew I'd be a good dad. 234 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,366 I don't care what they say. 235 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,406 It's not true what they say. 236 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,909 Clowns never eat their young. 237 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,618 Welcome to the world, little guy. 238 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,653 It'll be what you make it. 239 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,893 I bet you're hungry too. 240 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,661 Don't worry, 241 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,630 I'll get you something real soon. 242 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,851 Oh, I know what you need. 243 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,759 The first 244 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,928 step 245 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,530 in a journey of a thousand miles. 246 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,335 There you go. 247 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,318 Sleep tight little baby. 248 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,827 It's okay. 249 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,599 Shh. 250 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,840 Everything's gonna be fine now. 251 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,672 Don't worry drama. 252 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,309 I know what you need. 253 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,478 I know what you need. 254 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,322 My god. 255 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,725 Holy fuck, you scared the shit out of me 256 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,393 you fucking asshole. 257 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:10,395 God. 258 00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:07,118 Man, you look like hell. 259 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,820 You'd look like hell too 260 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,055 if you were a clown. 261 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,823 Nobody likes clowns anymore. 262 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,525 But dammit, the world needs us. 263 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:18,896 I don't know what's so bad about clowns. 264 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,830 I mean you're right, 265 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,765 everyone needs clowns. 266 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,800 Everyone needs to laugh. 267 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,736 Man, look at you. 268 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,937 - I don't want to. - Jesus. 269 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:27,938 Look at you. 270 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:28,773 Yeah. 271 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:29,775 You're drunk. 272 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,593 Judge my drinking. 273 00:23:32,594 --> 00:23:34,744 Oh, I'm not judging, I need a ride. 274 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,781 You don't know why I drink, okay. 275 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:37,848 I drink because 276 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,917 I got a lot of pain. 277 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,887 You think you have pain, try being a clown. 278 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,995 I'm not even supposed to be here today. 279 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,930 Maybe if you didn't drink, 280 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,899 you'd still have your kids. 281 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:58,068 I don't know why we fight so much. 282 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,937 Have you ever tried being a clown? 283 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:00,871 She might like that. 284 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:01,972 Never. 285 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,325 Never been a clown before. 286 00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:05,776 You got to bring a little spice to the bedroom. 287 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,111 You're right. 288 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,179 That's a good idea. 289 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:09,513 I might try that. 290 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:10,681 How much do one of those cost? 291 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:11,849 I'll do it for free. 292 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,934 It's not like it'll make things worse. 293 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,827 All right, Balloon, 294 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,695 show me the hairy. 295 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,100 I got little 296 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,503 something more than brown stone. 297 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:33,671 Oh yeah? 298 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,773 I got some shit that's gonna fuck you up. 299 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,243 This is what they call blue lady. 300 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,579 Blue lady? 301 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,680 Yeah. 302 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,081 What the fuck? 303 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,218 I hope it's not like that last batch man. 304 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,753 That shit had me fucking walking like a zombie. 305 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:50,621 I woke up, 306 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,256 I woke up in a crypt. 307 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,791 Okay. 308 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,726 Yes, some new shit man. 309 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,628 All the kids doing it. 310 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,996 Well if it's good for kids, 311 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,798 it's good for clowns. 312 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,701 It's like a little bit of Mr. Brownstone 313 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,803 mixed with some meth. 314 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,004 You can light it, 315 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,005 snort it, 316 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,240 smoke it, 317 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,008 or shoot it. 318 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,610 Let's do it all. 319 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,945 Yeah. 320 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,046 Come on. 321 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,882 Shit, let's fire some up man. 322 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:18,983 Okay. 323 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,587 Let's go old school. 324 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:24,755 Yeah man. 325 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:25,823 Let's do it. 326 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,159 Just plop some there. 327 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:34,965 We're gonna get fucked up. 328 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:35,900 Right. 329 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,034 I'm looking forward to this. 330 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,303 Okay, okay, okay. 331 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,038 This one's a little tricky. 332 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,907 Why don't you light it up for us. 333 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:43,909 Gotcha man. 334 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,850 Yeah man, this is gonna be great. 335 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:54,985 I'm telling you man, 336 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,987 this is the best. 337 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,119 Holy fuck. 338 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,255 Fuck. 339 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,196 Oh shit. 340 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,198 God fuck. 341 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,100 Oh. 342 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,270 Isn't that some good shit, bro? 343 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,272 Fuck. 344 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:50,008 Oh. 345 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,810 Yeah. 346 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:56,280 How you gonna pay up man? 347 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,749 I ain't no fucking charity. 348 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:03,187 Man, you know I don't have any money. 349 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,189 What? 350 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,157 What do you mean you don't have any money, man? 351 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,058 I don't, 352 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,860 I'm a fucking clown. 353 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:10,794 So? 354 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,996 I don't make any money. 355 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,664 What about your last victim, man, 356 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,398 that you killed? 357 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,333 Did you take his fucking wallet? 358 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,668 It's gone. 359 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,169 What do you mean it's gone? 360 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,137 I got nothing. 361 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,171 What the fuck does that men? 362 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,773 Nothing but trusty rusty. 363 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,374 Dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do 364 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:25,409 with all this shit? 365 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,111 I, I, I don't know. 366 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,746 Get the fuck out of here, man. 367 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,080 You fucking suck as a clown, man. 368 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,749 The fuck did you say? 369 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,118 Fuck you, you fucking wannabe 370 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,419 washed up piece of shit. 371 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,854 Bullshit. 372 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,055 Go back to the circus or something, 373 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,190 you fucking big motherfucker. 374 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,293 Okay. 375 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,662 Okay. Fuck. 376 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,096 Go make some fucking money, man. 377 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,064 Oh, how about I try, 378 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,032 how about I try 379 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,134 to steal from Balloon. 380 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,043 8 Ball bitch. 381 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:02,747 You, 382 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,882 yes, yes, yes, of course. 383 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,150 Always come prepared. 384 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,156 Hmm. 385 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,926 You almost look the part. 386 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,034 Almost. 387 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,036 Tricky. 388 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,872 Perfect. 389 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,055 Yes. 390 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,091 The festive clown. 391 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,826 So send me a message, 392 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,295 and I'll call you right back. 393 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,164 You need to hear this. 394 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,265 It's funny as hell. 395 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:56,467 What is it? 396 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:57,468 Wiggles the Clown. 397 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,103 His answering machine message. 398 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,807 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 399 00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:06,276 I'm out making children happy. 400 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,512 So twerk me a message 401 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,414 and I'll call you right back. 402 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,917 He's stupid. 403 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,393 You need to stop luring kids into the woods, 404 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,062 you creep. 405 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,263 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 406 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,899 I'm out making children happy. 407 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,135 So twerk me a message 408 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:33,237 and I'll call you right back. 409 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,239 Fucking kids. 410 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:37,474 Clowns suck. 411 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,517 Drunk looser. 412 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,053 Ewe. 413 00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:52,222 Hey, it's 8 Ball the Clown. 414 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,158 I'm out making children happy. 415 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,360 You ruin birthday parties 416 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,396 just because you're a drunk looser. 417 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:07,204 You're a sick, demented asshole. 418 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,273 You're a horrible clown. 419 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,308 Yeah, I bet you live in the dumpster. 420 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,852 No, he probably lives in the sewer. 421 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:17,382 True. 422 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:24,889 Hold on. 423 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,959 Alright. 424 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,059 Alright man, please stop banging on my door. 425 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:30,994 I got a baby sleeping. 426 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:31,929 I'm not trying to buy nothing. 427 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,030 Man, I ain't selling anything. 428 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,131 I'm not selling nothing. 429 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,265 I'm just looking for my wife. 430 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,533 I don't... 431 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,035 Where my wife at? 432 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,002 I don't get many visitors here man. 433 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,270 I haven't seen her man. 434 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,538 My wife's car sitting in front of your house. 435 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,007 I haven't seen any strange ladies hanging around. 436 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,342 Have you seen her? 437 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,577 Well maybe she had the baby. 438 00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:48,045 I don't... 439 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,012 Have you checked the hospitals? 440 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,314 What you mean about a baby? 441 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:51,348 You just said she's pregnant. 442 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,850 Man, the car's sitting right there. 443 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,518 Okay, please feel free to look around. 444 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,355 You're not gonna find her here. 445 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:43,367 Meet baby daddy. 446 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,902 Hello. 447 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:50,407 Well, he was, he would have been, but. 448 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,352 Well, looks like baby's daddy 449 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,621 is gonna be joining a momma 450 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,457 for a night of fun and excitement. 451 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:08,292 Yes. 452 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,593 Yes. 453 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,461 It's gonna be a great time. 454 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,331 Come on, drama. 455 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:18,001 We've got some party favors to put together. 456 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,438 No, no, stay there. 457 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:34,618 This is Steve Yeager 458 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,453 with WD5 TV 459 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,722 and we're talking with Erica Collins, 460 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,390 a 13 year old student 461 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,725 who was recently attacked by a clown. 462 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,328 Erica, could you tell us what happened? 463 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,163 Well, I was walking my dog by the reservoir. 464 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:48,632 And she slipped off her leash 465 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,133 and took off running. 466 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,101 Well of course I went after her. 467 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:51,735 Well that's understandable. 468 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:52,737 So what happened next? 469 00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:57,374 Well I was looking around for her 470 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,343 when someone came up and grabbed me from behind. 471 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,178 I tried to, 472 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,547 I tried to scream, 473 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:04,868 but he put his hand over my mouth. 474 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:09,453 That had to be terrifying. 475 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,654 What was going through your mind? 476 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,488 I'm dead. 477 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,723 He's going to kill me. 478 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,225 And he whispered the creepiest thing to me. 479 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,593 And what was that? 480 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,430 That's horrible. 481 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:21,431 But you got away. 482 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,466 How'd you do that? 483 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,105 She's small but she attacked. 484 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,539 And when I looked behind me, 485 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,640 he was gone. 486 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,411 Wow, were you able to give the police 487 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,712 a good description? 488 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,314 For sure. 489 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,517 Well thank you for sharing 490 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,752 your terrible experience with us. 491 00:33:41,754 --> 00:33:44,621 What are you doing? 492 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,123 Pranking the clown. 493 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:46,757 What clown? 494 00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:47,758 Wiggles. 495 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,792 His message is funny. 496 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,327 His message might be funny, 497 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,595 but stop. 498 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,063 All the kids do it. 499 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,498 Have you seen what's on the news? 500 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,100 All the stuff about the clowns? 501 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,701 I really wouldn't be pranking that clown right now. 502 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,269 We were just having fun. 503 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,537 At his expense? 504 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,172 Just leave him alone. 505 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,507 He's probably gonna come over here all pissed off. 506 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,175 Why? 507 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,443 Hang it up and stop. 508 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,078 Why would you fuck around with a clown? 509 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,546 He could find out where you live. 510 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,481 School's been canceled tomorrow. 511 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,483 Yay. 512 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,751 School is boring. 513 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:16,586 Yeah, but it's not that much of yay. 514 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:18,588 It's canceled cause of the clown sightings. 515 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,489 Can we stay up late? 516 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,091 Not real late. 517 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,793 You can stay up until I get home. 518 00:34:22,795 --> 00:34:23,950 Sure. 519 00:34:23,951 --> 00:34:25,106 Oh yeah, and mom will be back tomorrow, 520 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:26,262 so you guys need to clean this stuff up. 521 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,697 Alright, I got it. 522 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:28,698 Just go. 523 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,833 Should be back around 11 or so. 524 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,501 So don't answer the door. 525 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:32,803 Call me if you need anything. 526 00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:35,572 And watch out for the clowns. 527 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:37,240 That's not fucking funny. 528 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,475 Nice language. 529 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:39,477 Thank you. 530 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,235 Help. 531 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,552 Oh you dirty girl. 532 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,357 You've thrown up all over yourself. 533 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,626 Clowns know how to hold their juices. 534 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:34,698 How you doing, honey? 535 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:40,504 You're looking a little rough. 536 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,375 Why aren't you happy? 537 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,643 You look like you should be. 538 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:52,649 You know, 539 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,319 god told me I need to make 540 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,421 as many people happy as I can. 541 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,691 So, I'm just doing what I got to. 542 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,633 What's that? 543 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,468 You got something to say? 544 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:13,703 Don't hold back. 545 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,406 There's no judgment here. 546 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:21,645 You're in my happy place, 547 00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,747 so you should learn to be happy. 548 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,521 You know I got these balloons special for you. 549 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:34,958 What's that? 550 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,233 Oh, I kill myself. 551 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,403 I kill everyone. 552 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,348 Don't. 553 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,287 Heroine is like 554 00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:07,591 inhaling the breath of God. 555 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:10,760 There is nothing more euphoric 556 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:13,230 than sticking a needle in my arm. 557 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:16,433 The slow penetration, 558 00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:19,302 as the warmth of a her orgasm 559 00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:22,606 slowly moves through my body, 560 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,674 mixing with the blood 561 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,776 in a macabre dance 562 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,011 of utterly 563 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,813 fascinating fantasy. 564 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,551 Oh, the pure, 565 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,654 white liquid lady heroine 566 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,657 as she pulls me deep inside her, 567 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:41,992 suckling me. 568 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:48,565 Oh, I will humiliate you. 569 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,768 I will manipulate you. 570 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,470 I will lie to you. 571 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:56,039 I will defile you. 572 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,474 I will cut you. 573 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,409 I will kill you. 574 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:00,043 Because heroine, 575 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:02,712 heroine is my god. 576 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:05,515 And my faith is strong. 577 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,585 Now you, 578 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,288 now you 579 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,657 will get to feel the pure 580 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,925 pleasure and pain 581 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,762 of my god. 582 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,502 What's wrong with you? 583 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:30,875 What? 584 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:34,844 Hey, buddy. 585 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,014 Buddy. 586 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,848 Oh shit. 587 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:40,951 Shit. 588 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,486 Hello. 589 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,754 Oh no. 590 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,389 Oh god. 591 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,424 Who's gonna play with me now. 592 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,725 Oh god, mom. 593 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,093 Mom's gone. 594 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,494 Oh god, I got to move the body. 595 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,496 I got to clean this up. 596 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,665 I got to, I got to do something. 597 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,766 Oh god. 598 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,001 Okay, okay. 599 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,537 Not expected, not expected. 600 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:04,908 Will this help? 601 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,777 Something better. 602 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,814 Something bigger to clean this up. 603 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,084 I don't know. 604 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:16,586 Oh god, mom can't see this. 605 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,588 Fuck. 606 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,724 That's okay. 607 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,059 Maintain positive attitude. 608 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:32,369 Oh shit. 609 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,404 Momma's not gonna like this, 610 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:35,872 but I got a plan. 611 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:37,842 It's okay. 612 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,143 We'll make you smaller. 613 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:43,948 Fuck that. 614 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,585 You ready? 615 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,704 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 616 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,906 I'm out making children happy. 617 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:12,575 So twerk me a message, 618 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,844 and I'll call you right back. 619 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,646 Fucking kids. 620 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,887 Stupid, ain't it. 621 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,902 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 622 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,171 I'm out making children happy. 623 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:43,673 So twerk me a message, 624 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:45,975 and I'll call you right back. 625 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:46,977 Fucking kids. 626 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:54,017 My dad said 627 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,586 not to touch little children 628 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:58,522 again. 629 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,238 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 630 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,774 I'm out making children happy. 631 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,009 So twerk me a message, 632 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,545 and I'll call you right back. 633 00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:24,013 Fucking kids. 634 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,552 Okay, end it. 635 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,022 And then. 636 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,905 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 637 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,174 I'm out making children happy. 638 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,043 So twerk me a message, 639 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,079 and I'll call you right back. 640 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,680 Fucking kids. 641 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,723 Demented asshole. 642 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,802 Hey, you've reached 8 Ball the Clown. 643 00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,971 I'm out making children happy. 644 00:42:21,973 --> 00:42:24,574 So twerk me a message, 645 00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:26,709 and I'll call you right back. 646 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:27,844 Fucking kids. 647 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,590 I can do this. 648 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:41,824 I can do this. 649 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:46,796 Fuck this. 650 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,772 No, no, no, no, no. 651 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:56,873 Fucking kids. 652 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,344 Laugh. 653 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:02,645 Making children happy. 654 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,581 So twerk me a message 655 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:07,116 and I'll call you right back. 656 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:08,785 Fucking kids. 657 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,258 Fucking, 658 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,093 fucking motherfuckers. 659 00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:22,732 You little shits. 660 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,634 What do you know about being a clown? 661 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,002 What do you know about making people laugh? 662 00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:27,203 You think you're funny? 663 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,771 You're not funny. 664 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:29,872 You little fuckers. 665 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,311 Again? 666 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,679 God. 667 00:43:36,681 --> 00:43:37,681 No. 668 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:40,116 Fucking kids. 669 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,051 You motherfucking kids. 670 00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:43,886 I'll fucking find you. 671 00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:46,089 I'll fucking find you. 672 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,991 I'm gonna find you and. 673 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:50,793 Twerk me a message, 674 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,328 and I'll call you right back. 675 00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,064 I can't do this anymore. 676 00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,736 You ruin birthday parties 677 00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:01,638 just because you're a drunk looser. 678 00:44:56,895 --> 00:45:00,296 Huh, I found my old bobble head. 679 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:01,397 This things fun. 680 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,269 Kristine, turn the light back on. 681 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,838 It's not funny. 682 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,779 Kristine, turn the light back on. 683 00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:51,347 It's not funny. 684 00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,351 Kristine, open the door. 685 00:45:58,156 --> 00:45:59,889 Open the door, it's not funny. 686 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,062 Kristine. 687 00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:10,032 Beautiful. 688 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:14,203 Kristine, open the door. 689 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:21,010 Kristine, open the door. 690 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,445 Why the fuck did you do that? 691 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,247 There's a clown in the garage. 692 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,381 There's no clown. 693 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,871 It just takes a little time. 694 00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:50,373 I'll find you little fuckers. 695 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,109 Oh, I'll find you. 696 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:55,511 Yeah. 697 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:56,579 And then we'll play. 698 00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:03,286 Then we'll play. 699 00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:12,228 Fuckers, 700 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:14,297 you fuckers think you're funny? 701 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:16,232 Oh, we'll see who's funny. 702 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,403 We're gonna get together. 703 00:47:20,405 --> 00:47:23,339 You and your fucking sister. 704 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,175 The two of you, 705 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,377 you'll be my new playmates. 706 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,250 We'll see who, 707 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:35,412 we'll see has the last laugh. 708 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,297 You fucking think, 709 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,299 you think your funny? 710 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,869 You want to tell me I suck? 711 00:47:52,871 --> 00:47:54,270 Well fuck you. 712 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,606 You're suck is a cocks. 713 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:00,643 Who's funny now? 714 00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:12,321 No, no, no, can't touch this. 715 00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,392 It's hammer time, motherfucker. 716 00:48:27,639 --> 00:48:29,272 You pathetic 717 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:30,439 little man. 718 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,376 Want to cast your judgements? 719 00:48:33,378 --> 00:48:35,311 Well fuck you, 720 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:37,580 cause I got the last laugh. 721 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,390 Yeah. 722 00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:19,221 Let's eat. 723 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,549 In Baltimore. 724 00:51:26,551 --> 00:51:27,650 The first time I heard anything about this, 725 00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:29,485 was in the morning show 726 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,487 talking about clowns, Brooklyn Berney, 727 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,355 freaking people out. 728 00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:36,525 Man, has this gained momentum, 729 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:38,594 especially with Halloween coming up. 730 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,362 This is crazy. 731 00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,597 Brian, what can you tell us about these 732 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,533 clowns popping up all over the country? 733 00:51:44,535 --> 00:51:46,502 Nobody really knows what's going on? 734 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:47,470 Are these hoaxes? 735 00:51:47,472 --> 00:51:48,437 Are they real threats? 736 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,738 We really don't know. 737 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:51,207 But what we do know 738 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:53,409 is that it made it to the White House. 739 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,643 It's really become a hot topic. 740 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:56,579 The White House press secretary 741 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:58,447 was asked about all these clown sightings nationwide, 742 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,683 and who would have thought this. 743 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:03,452 You know, clowns, the topic of clowns 744 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,454 would make it to the White House 745 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,156 and become part of an official press release. 746 00:52:07,158 --> 00:52:08,591 Yeah. 747 00:52:08,593 --> 00:52:09,859 You know, it's kind of ironic 748 00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:11,594 going from talk of all the clowns 749 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,729 in the Senate and Congress to this. 750 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,731 Are they related? 751 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:17,733 That's a good one, Jackson. 752 00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:20,136 Clowns, talking about clowns, 753 00:52:20,138 --> 00:52:22,538 press secretary taken from the White House 754 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,406 and is looking at this seriously. 755 00:52:24,408 --> 00:52:26,475 And the president has been briefed on the situation. 756 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,345 While they're not taking any immediate action, 757 00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:30,846 they have communicated out to state officials 758 00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:32,581 to be vigilant. 759 00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:33,782 And in a statement to the press, 760 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,551 they urged people to take this seriously 761 00:52:35,553 --> 00:52:37,520 and not to prank or try to scare someone. 762 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:38,522 Man. 763 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:41,157 I can't believe the president 764 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,291 is talking about this. 765 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:43,659 You got that right. 766 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,461 Let the police departments deal with them. 767 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:47,262 These reports though coming in all across the country. 768 00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:50,466 Kentucky today reported that six schools shut down 769 00:52:50,468 --> 00:52:52,401 because of potential clown threats. 770 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:53,736 North Carolina's had them too. 771 00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:55,504 Florida has them. 772 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,539 Washington has them. 773 00:52:56,541 --> 00:52:57,773 Oregon has them. 774 00:52:57,775 --> 00:52:59,175 And in Indiana, 775 00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,609 a man dressed as a clown was shot 776 00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:02,511 just outside of a shopping center. 777 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,096 No report on his condition. 778 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,680 So it's not even safe being a clown. 779 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,615 You might get shot. 780 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:07,683 Clowns always freak me out. 781 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,718 I got a little fear of clowns, 782 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,687 but this thing keeps growing. 783 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,855 I mean, 784 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,890 what kind of effect does that have 785 00:53:14,892 --> 00:53:16,525 on the legitimate clowns? 786 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,426 Certainly, that's got legitimate clowns 787 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:18,627 nervous. 788 00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:19,628 And they're asking people to remain calm. 789 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:21,330 Don't panic. 790 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,666 And most of all, don't shoot unless your life is in danger. 791 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,901 Yeah, if you got a job as a clown, 792 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:27,436 you probably don't want to 793 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:29,238 commute wearing all your makeup and a wig. 794 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,940 You probably don't want to walk around in public. 795 00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:34,510 So maybe you don't get ready until you're at the event. 796 00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:37,713 Then you are probably gonna clean up before you leave. 797 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,648 That'll put a hurting on their business, I bet. 798 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,317 Sure. 799 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:43,319 But they seem to be remaining positive. 800 00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:45,854 The Baltimore police have taken to social media 801 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,624 saying you can't just go shooting clowns. 802 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:49,658 If you see a clown, 803 00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,759 don't shoot it 804 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:51,961 unless the clown's breaking... 805 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,330 Jesus Christ. 806 00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:55,430 You just can't go shoot a clown 807 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,599 unless your life's in danger. 808 00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:57,566 In surrounding counties, 809 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,051 many schools remain closed. 810 00:53:59,052 --> 00:54:00,535 And those that are open have an active police presence. 811 00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:02,972 I mean this is really getting serious. 812 00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:05,007 In Annapolis, several high school kids 813 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,408 were arrested for 814 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,810 making near a school, 815 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,945 which caused panic earlier in the week. 816 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:11,880 So not all this is real. 817 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,849 A lot of it might just be hoaxes. 818 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,418 And kids, if you're hearing this right now, 819 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,586 listen to me. 820 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,455 It's not a good time to do that. 821 00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,689 You might think it's funny, 822 00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:21,924 but you might get arrested, 823 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,760 or worse you might end up in the morgue. 824 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,462 So before you go out dressed as a clown, 825 00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:28,430 you might take some precautions. 826 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,365 Sure. 827 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:32,434 But what about the pranksters? 828 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,403 You know, people. 829 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,971 What the fuck? 830 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:38,607 Well, as long as you're not 831 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:39,642 out attacking people, 832 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:40,804 breaking into houses, I mean. 833 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,747 I'm making like some like, 834 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,814 it's called family hello, 835 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:50,853 but if you have a certain name, like 836 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,289 it's, it says, 837 00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,290 it like 838 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:56,292 alert some message. 839 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,589 Get well soon, motherfucker. 840 00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,096 You look so happy. 841 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,569 And you look as happy as when you died. 842 00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,642 Very nice. 843 00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:24,380 Let's get some more color in there. 844 00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,715 Yes. 845 00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:34,056 Yes. 846 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:35,924 To make sure nobody can 847 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:38,127 mistake you for an unhappy man. 848 00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:41,730 I wish your mommy could see you now. 849 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:43,566 She'd be so happy. 850 00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,468 That's pretty good. 851 00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,941 Let's make sure we know. 852 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,518 You look good. 853 00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:04,820 You look happy. 854 00:57:04,822 --> 00:57:06,822 Everyone should be happy. 855 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,641 Got this thing over. 856 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:26,775 Got it. 857 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,610 It's a crazy moment. 858 00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:31,847 Listen kids,. 859 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:33,148 It's a big thing. 860 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,685 Most of it's probably imagination. 861 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:37,986 Hoaxes, just the though. 862 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:41,591 So far... 863 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:44,961 Squishy. 864 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:54,797 We'll have to keep an eye on this one. 865 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,744 Take it easy and have a good night. 866 00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:04,213 Clowns. 867 00:58:05,716 --> 00:58:07,483 This is Jackson on Rock 108. 868 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,012 Food. 869 01:00:57,054 --> 01:00:58,086 Yes. 870 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,121 Shh. 871 01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:56,978 No shit, doc. 872 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,886 Where the fuck is my hat? 873 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,235 Fear of clowns. 874 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:10,185 I fucking hate the phone. 875 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,267 Where the fuck is Benny, bitch? 876 01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,529 Alex, what the hell? 877 01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,532 That was you, wasn't it Alex? 878 01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:40,001 Why are you always trying to scare me? 879 01:05:40,003 --> 01:05:42,137 That was you, that was the clown wasn't it? 880 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:43,271 I wasn't outside. 881 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,140 It was you. 882 01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:46,274 Get out of here. 883 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,459 So you were the one calling me, 884 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,462 so I figured I'd call you back. 885 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,533 Hey, how's it going? 886 01:06:14,538 --> 01:06:15,971 Whatcha up to? 887 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,175 What do you want from us? 888 01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:23,044 I want to see you laugh. 889 01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,679 I want to see you laugh, 890 01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:26,014 and laugh, 891 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:27,382 and laugh. 892 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,553 I want to make you have fun. 893 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:32,387 What's wrong with you? 894 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,389 Are you crazy? 895 01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:35,991 You had plenty to say 896 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,692 on my answering machine, 897 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:39,094 didn't you? 898 01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:41,429 You and your little fucking brother. 899 01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,698 We were just pranking you. 900 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,633 I'm just returning the call. 901 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:48,203 You got a birthday coming up soon? 902 01:06:48,205 --> 01:06:49,771 I'm gonna call the cops on you. 903 01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:51,172 Oh yeah? 904 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,008 And what are they gonna do? 905 01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,109 Huh? 906 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:55,577 Tell me. 907 01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,512 Are they gonna protect you 908 01:06:57,514 --> 01:07:00,048 from little ole me? 909 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,550 Just leave us alone. 910 01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:04,152 Oh, I want to. 911 01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,391 But there's some games we have to play first. 912 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,192 What games? 913 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,161 Oh you know, 914 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,563 just stuff to make you feel like you're laughing. 915 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:18,166 I'd like to introduce you to 916 01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:22,070 religion. 917 01:07:22,072 --> 01:07:24,372 What do you want from us? 918 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:27,208 I want to see you laugh. 919 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,576 I want to see you laugh, 920 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:29,744 and laugh, 921 01:07:29,746 --> 01:07:30,746 and laugh. 922 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,517 I want to make you have fun 923 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:38,553 until it hurts. 924 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,360 How's your papa? 925 01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,395 My dad's gonna kill you. 926 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,699 Bet he's feeling a little run down. 927 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,439 One too many shots. 928 01:08:05,549 --> 01:08:09,451 Is your brother around, perhaps? 929 01:08:09,453 --> 01:08:11,619 Just leave us alone. 930 01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,589 Cause you're both just earned yourself a play date 931 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,324 with 8 Ball. 932 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:21,729 And I love to play. 933 01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:25,467 That's precisely why we hate clowns. 934 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:29,804 Are you in our house? 935 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:29,497 Jesus Christ. 936 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,599 Why did you do that? 937 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,935 That was payback for what you and your stupid friends did 938 01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:36,404 to try and prank me with that dumb clown. 939 01:09:36,406 --> 01:09:38,606 I didn't do that. 940 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,607 Yeah, you did. 941 01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:41,442 How else did you get my number? 942 01:11:29,286 --> 01:11:30,618 911, what's your emergency? 943 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,686 It's a clown. 944 01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:33,488 There's a clown. 945 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,489 Calm down. 946 01:11:34,491 --> 01:11:36,324 The clown's going to kill us. 947 01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:38,726 Where is this clown? 948 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,861 Outside behind our house. 949 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:41,496 Is it a man? 950 01:11:41,498 --> 01:11:43,231 It's a fucking clown. 951 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:44,965 I think we have another clown hoax. 952 01:11:44,968 --> 01:11:46,634 It's not a hoax. 953 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:47,802 It's a clown. 954 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:48,770 Can you describe it? 955 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,772 What, it's a fucking clown. 956 01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:52,040 I goddamn clown. 957 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,641 What is there to describe? 958 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,810 Miss, calm down. 959 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,979 Did you see any weapons? 960 01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,480 No. 961 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,516 Did he threaten you? 962 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:02,917 He said some creepy poem. 963 01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:04,352 Send the police. 964 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,521 Are you in a safe location? 965 01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:07,789 Sort of. 966 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:08,790 I locked the door. 967 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:09,924 Are your parents home? 968 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,342 No. 969 01:12:11,343 --> 01:12:12,759 Well is there anyone else in the house? 970 01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:14,729 My brother. 971 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:15,897 Where's he hiding? 972 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:16,798 I don't know. 973 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,434 Tell me where the fuck he's hiding. 974 01:12:19,436 --> 01:12:20,668 Who is this? 975 01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,505 Where the fuck is he hiding? 976 01:12:24,507 --> 01:12:26,040 I don't know. 977 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:28,676 Have you looked in the mirror? 978 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,621 Every one of us can say we knew someone 979 01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,857 who lived with the pain. 980 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,593 Those who survived within the shadows 981 01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:47,528 of their terrorizers gains. 982 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:49,831 The flames his lips 983 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,932 that whisper words 984 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:53,034 of easy passage. 985 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,403 While they savage garden after garden 986 01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:58,005 until the all of things are ravaged. 987 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,742 There were far too many, 988 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:03,678 maybe even more than I knew 989 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,713 that felt the pain. 990 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:06,914 Yet I'm insane. 991 01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,751 I know that this is true. 992 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:11,753 You run and hide so far 993 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,821 to get away from the pain. 994 01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:15,857 But still I know the knife I left 995 01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:18,559 is deeply cutting inside your brain. 996 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,795 Now, I have to go find 997 01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:23,831 your little brother 998 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:26,033 and fix him up. 999 01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:50,925 One, two. 1000 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,928 I'm coming for you. 1001 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:57,799 Three, four, 1002 01:13:58,701 --> 01:14:00,067 you better hide for sure. 1003 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:02,904 Five, six, 1004 01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:06,474 it's an evil trick. 1005 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,509 Seven, eight, 1006 01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:10,478 I'm full of hate. 1007 01:14:12,816 --> 01:14:13,816 Nine, 10. 1008 01:14:16,519 --> 01:14:18,920 I'm your worst nightmare. 1009 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:40,041 Where you hiding at you little fucker? 1010 01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:43,878 Where you hiding you little fucker? 1011 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:57,692 Where you hiding? 1012 01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,995 Come out, come out. 1013 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000 This is a mess. 1014 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,936 I should clean it up. 1015 01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:12,139 Her parents are gonna kill her. 1016 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,274 Wait. 1017 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:15,910 I'm gonna kill her. 1018 01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:22,950 Why waste the time? 1019 01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:36,265 Adventure camp, huh. 1020 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:40,101 This, this is gonna be an adventure. 1021 01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:44,138 Maybe we should get an award for tonight. 1022 01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:49,977 Best revenge. 1023 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:57,718 I've got to find your brother. 1024 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,023 We'll have a game too. 1025 01:16:16,839 --> 01:16:18,306 I'm gonna find you 1026 01:16:18,308 --> 01:16:21,008 and flay your flesh. 1027 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,213 Come out, come out. 1028 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:42,597 You're gonna be mine. 1029 01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:45,700 You funny little clown ass. 1030 01:16:47,337 --> 01:16:48,769 Where the fuck are you hiding? 1031 01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:50,872 You're gonna be mine. 1032 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,075 You farty little clown ass. 1033 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:57,979 Where are you hiding you little fucker? 1034 01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:01,882 I know, I know where all the kids hide. 1035 01:17:12,195 --> 01:17:15,262 Come out, come out wherever you are. 1036 01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:20,101 Come out, come out. 1037 01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:47,796 Hello. 1038 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,366 You're gonna die funny. 1039 01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,736 I want you to be funny. 1040 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:57,839 Get away from me. 1041 01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:02,563 Yeah. 1042 01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:04,098 Yeah. 1043 01:20:30,059 --> 01:20:32,159 You're not working with me. 1044 01:20:41,304 --> 01:20:43,437 Oh yes, perfect. 1045 01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,272 Very patriotic. 1046 01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:52,447 Perfect. 1047 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,877 This is my faith. 1048 01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:25,379 This is my god. 1049 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:29,484 The desire 1050 01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:32,254 overwhelms me. 1051 01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:36,223 Here, look at me. 1052 01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,292 Mom always said share, 1053 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:41,262 and here I'm supping up the nectar of gods 1054 01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:43,931 and not even sharing with myself. 1055 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,633 Okay, okay. 1056 01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:55,010 Oh. 1057 01:21:58,581 --> 01:21:59,581 The warmth. 1058 01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:04,251 Oh the sweet warmth. 1059 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:07,121 Why 1060 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:08,255 can't I stop. 1061 01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:17,999 Euphoria. 1062 01:22:22,605 --> 01:22:25,272 The twisted wrinkles in time. 1063 01:22:27,009 --> 01:22:28,009 Oh god. 1064 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:29,977 It feels so much closer. 1065 01:22:32,415 --> 01:22:34,081 Okay, okay. 1066 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:36,450 There's a little bit left 1067 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:37,618 that I can share with you. 1068 01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:43,524 You're gonna get a little taste, 1069 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:46,527 a little taste of holy fire, 1070 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,663 a little taste of Christ. 1071 01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:00,407 Oh, it's so pretty, the crimson. 1072 01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:03,243 I know you want to taste my god. 1073 01:23:03,245 --> 01:23:05,579 My god wants to own your soul. 1074 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,584 Wants to end your life. 1075 01:23:13,389 --> 01:23:15,322 Don't worry you little fuck, 1076 01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,658 I got more. 1077 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,993 I got more and we're gonna enjoy this journey together. 1078 01:23:42,418 --> 01:23:43,517 I know 1079 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,453 you will taste my god. 1080 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:51,558 My god wants to taste you. 1081 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,427 My god wants to own you. 1082 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:57,364 My god wants to own your soul, boy. 1083 01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:03,270 So here comes a taste of mother's milk. 1084 01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:23,258 Alex? 1085 01:24:27,296 --> 01:24:29,196 Have faith, you little fuck. 1086 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,697 I have more. 1087 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:32,599 And you're gonna taste my god. 1088 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,535 You're gonna worship my god. 1089 01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:36,837 You will bow to him. 1090 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:41,375 You are gonna die 1091 01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:43,544 by my god. 1092 01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:48,415 It's you who's gonna die. 1093 01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:52,786 The fuck you say? 1094 01:24:56,826 --> 01:24:57,826 We'll see kid. 1095 01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:01,228 The party's just begun. 1096 01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:10,105 Alex? 1097 01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:55,616 What the fuck is going on? 1098 01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:00,854 This prank has gone on too far. 1099 01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,589 I'm shooting his ass. 1100 01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:09,864 Come here. 1101 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,273 Hey little girl. 1102 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:24,811 Your brother, oh your brother is such a piece of work. 1103 01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:26,513 He thought he could hide from me. 1104 01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:29,183 But he could never hide from me 1105 01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:31,485 cause I will always find you. 1106 01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:32,920 You think you get away, 1107 01:26:32,922 --> 01:26:35,389 but I'm in your head. 1108 01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:40,327 Now, now your brother's escaping himself. 1109 01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:43,697 Oh, his mind is floating around 1110 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,399 on a little journey 1111 01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,600 as his skin tangles, 1112 01:26:46,602 --> 01:26:48,502 and his blood burns. 1113 01:26:49,572 --> 01:26:51,238 He's headed on a trip 1114 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,307 he will not soon forget. 1115 01:26:53,309 --> 01:26:55,809 A journey through the depths of hell. 1116 01:26:55,811 --> 01:26:59,279 It will bring him to his end. 1117 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,648 But you, little girl, 1118 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:05,352 you just couldn't stop, could you? 1119 01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:08,755 You had to push my buttons. 1120 01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:10,457 You just kept calling, 1121 01:27:10,459 --> 01:27:11,658 and calling, 1122 01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:12,960 and calling, and calling, and calling. 1123 01:27:12,962 --> 01:27:15,395 And I tried to stop it myself. 1124 01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,663 I did. 1125 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:18,665 I thought I could maybe just end it. 1126 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:21,568 But I couldn't even do that, no. 1127 01:27:21,570 --> 01:27:26,540 But the fucking anger burned in me so bright 1128 01:27:26,542 --> 01:27:29,810 I thought I know how 1129 01:27:29,812 --> 01:27:32,312 I can end the torment. 1130 01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:35,616 I could hunt you down one by one 1131 01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:38,518 and finish this little game. 1132 01:27:40,589 --> 01:27:43,423 Yes, yes I figured out a way. 1133 01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:01,743 Ambiance. 1134 01:28:15,491 --> 01:28:16,690 You thought this was for you? 1135 01:28:23,032 --> 01:28:24,765 Oh no, too much air. 1136 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:26,700 Yes. 1137 01:28:27,636 --> 01:28:29,770 This, this one's for me. 1138 01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:37,745 Oh. 1139 01:28:49,692 --> 01:28:51,091 Now we're ready. 1140 01:28:53,062 --> 01:28:54,828 This will be nice. 1141 01:28:57,866 --> 01:28:58,866 Perfect. 1142 01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:01,635 So pretty. 1143 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,669 Something bright. 1144 01:29:41,810 --> 01:29:42,810 Yeah. 1145 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:48,815 Good enough. 1146 01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:57,424 You're gonna die beautiful. 1147 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:01,928 No. 1148 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:03,597 You're gonna die. 1149 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:05,900 What? 1150 01:30:10,038 --> 01:30:12,539 You think your heroine is a god? 1151 01:30:23,852 --> 01:30:24,852 Right here. 1152 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,892 Right here, right here, go ahead. 1153 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:43,003 You shouldn't play with guns. 1154 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,773 You know, you're really annoying. 1155 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,575 I should have killed you earlier. 1156 01:30:48,577 --> 01:30:51,511 But no, you're sister wanted to play first. 1157 01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:55,749 Right here. 1158 01:30:55,751 --> 01:30:56,950 Come on, no go ahead. 1159 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,852 Right here, right here. 1160 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,625 Stupid little boy. 1161 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:07,093 You got to put bullets in it. 1162 01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:13,667 I know that. 1163 01:31:13,669 --> 01:31:15,135 I only put in one bullet. 1164 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,069 Well how about right here? 1165 01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:17,571 Why if you want to take me out, 1166 01:31:17,573 --> 01:31:19,005 well just shoot me in my heart. 1167 01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:20,740 Right in my heart, boy. 1168 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:45,999 Do you feel lucky? 1169 01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:04,551 Look at you dying. 1170 01:32:04,552 --> 01:32:06,152 Death is not a laughing matter. 1171 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,599 911, what's your emergency? 1172 01:32:19,601 --> 01:32:22,636 There's a clown that tried to kill us. 1173 01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:32,779 Alright, calm down. 1174 01:32:32,781 --> 01:32:33,713 Where are you at? 1175 01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:36,016 We're in our house. 1176 01:32:36,952 --> 01:32:38,685 Well where's the clown? 1177 01:32:38,687 --> 01:32:39,819 In our computer room. 1178 01:32:39,821 --> 01:32:41,621 We shot him. 1179 01:32:41,623 --> 01:32:42,222 Okay. 1180 01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,957 You shot him? 1181 01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:44,992 What happened? 1182 01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,026 I'm gonna get those little fuckers. 1183 01:32:46,028 --> 01:32:46,893 He tried to kill us, 1184 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,962 and my brother shot him. 1185 01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:51,064 Is he still moving? 1186 01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,032 No. 1187 01:32:52,034 --> 01:32:53,867 A little, but I think he's dead. 1188 01:32:53,869 --> 01:32:56,236 I can't believe that little fucker shot me. 1189 01:32:56,238 --> 01:33:00,106 Why would your brother shoot the clown? 1190 01:33:00,108 --> 01:33:01,308 He was trying to kill us. 1191 01:33:01,310 --> 01:33:04,945 You probably deserved it. 1192 01:33:04,947 --> 01:33:05,946 What? 1193 01:33:05,948 --> 01:33:07,647 Send the police. 1194 01:33:07,649 --> 01:33:11,051 Are you sure he's dead? 1195 01:33:11,053 --> 01:33:11,885 He should be. 1196 01:33:11,887 --> 01:33:13,353 He stopped laughing. 1197 01:33:14,723 --> 01:33:16,990 Are you now in a safe location? 1198 01:33:16,992 --> 01:33:17,992 Yes. 1199 01:33:23,999 --> 01:33:25,899 It is actually pretty funny 1200 01:33:25,901 --> 01:33:27,934 when it's someone else. 1201 01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,970 And now it's your turn. 1202 01:33:31,974 --> 01:33:33,607 I bet you'd like to scream. 1203 01:33:33,609 --> 01:33:35,909 I bet you think it's so funny. 1204 01:33:35,911 --> 01:33:37,978 Well it's kind of hard, isn't it? 1205 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,980 Feeling a little weak? 1206 01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:57,931 Hey, hey little buddy. 1207 01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:02,936 I can't believe a little maggot like you 1208 01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:04,270 shot me. 1209 01:34:06,808 --> 01:34:07,808 You know what, 1210 01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:11,044 death is not a laughing matter, huh. 1211 01:34:11,046 --> 01:34:13,680 Well, I say it is, 1212 01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,282 especially when it's happening to someone else. 1213 01:34:16,284 --> 01:34:19,085 And I guess it's your turn isn't it, sunny boy. 1214 01:34:21,089 --> 01:34:23,356 Feeling pretty funny now, aren't you? 1215 01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:25,091 Well why don't you scream? 1216 01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:26,960 Why don't you yell out for help? 1217 01:34:28,063 --> 01:34:30,130 Oh that's right, you can't, 1218 01:34:30,132 --> 01:34:32,766 cause I thought a little blood letting 1219 01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:34,167 might help you 1220 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:37,237 out of your delusional fantasies. 1221 01:34:37,239 --> 01:34:39,105 You want to play games with a clown? 1222 01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,142 Be prepared, 1223 01:34:44,746 --> 01:34:46,880 cause I always laugh last. 1224 01:34:55,123 --> 01:34:57,090 See you later buddy. 1225 01:35:31,193 --> 01:35:33,059 What a nightmare. 1226 01:35:33,829 --> 01:35:35,295 Alex. 1227 01:35:35,297 --> 01:35:37,097 What? 1228 01:35:44,339 --> 01:35:46,072 Whoa that was a nightmare. 1229 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,207 I hate clowns. 1230 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:55,081 Alex? 1231 01:35:57,152 --> 01:35:58,284 What a nightmare. 1232 01:35:59,988 --> 01:36:00,988 Alex? 1233 01:37:15,297 --> 01:37:16,496 Mother's milk. 1234 01:37:21,036 --> 01:37:24,237 We all know how this is gonna end. 1235 01:38:46,121 --> 01:38:47,687 A job well done. 1236 01:40:23,451 --> 01:40:25,451 ♪ Ring around the rosy ♪ 1237 01:40:25,453 --> 01:40:28,321 ♪ Bottle full of posey ♪ 1238 01:40:28,323 --> 01:40:31,591 ♪ All the girls in our town ♪ 1239 01:40:31,593 --> 01:40:35,128 ♪ Bring a little Josie ♪ 1240 01:40:35,130 --> 01:40:38,431 ♪ Ring around the rosy ♪ 1241 01:40:38,433 --> 01:40:41,367 ♪ A pocket full of posey ♪ 1242 01:40:41,369 --> 01:40:45,304 ♪ Ashes ashes we all fall down ♪ 1243 01:42:09,157 --> 01:42:10,656 Jesus. 78001

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