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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:04,233 (car rocking noise) 2 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:06,400 (musical interlude) 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,033 - you thought I was Strange 4 00:00:09,033 --> 00:00:12,167 - Ride my Dip stick let me give you some oil 5 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,000 (guttural noises) 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:13,933 - My tail came off 7 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:15,167 (grunts) 8 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:16,400 - Oh yeah 9 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,567 who's a bad boy who ripped off my tail 10 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:19,567 oh yeah rawr 11 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,400 (moans) 12 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:27,500 (laughs) (music) 13 00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:29,767 (kids playing noises) 14 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:30,600 (text bing) 15 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,200 - Oh fuck 16 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,033 (music) (heels clicking pavement) 17 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,533 - Fuck that's hot. 18 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:36,733 (heavy breathing) 19 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:37,567 molly 20 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:40,867 hi hi hi hi hi 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,467 so sorry 22 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:47,033 (music techno) 23 00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:49,533 - wow you look like a lion 24 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:50,367 - Its a cheetah 25 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,200 - What? 26 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,000 - Nothing 27 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,600 - Uh ad agency having a Halloween party? 28 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,900 (scoffs) 29 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,900 - Long story I slept in a van 30 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,433 - Uh 31 00:01:00,433 --> 00:01:01,967 - It's a new client 32 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:06,133 loves imported vans 33 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,067 circa 1966 and is a furry , but hey 34 00:01:11,733 --> 00:01:15,233 I got the new oil and gas accounts so the agency 35 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:17,867 is about to make bank and uh you know 36 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:19,933 mom texted me that my dad moved into the guest 37 00:01:19,933 --> 00:01:20,867 bedroom. 38 00:01:20,867 --> 00:01:22,500 - All right how are you doing? 39 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,000 - Oh ha ha I'm fine mm 40 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,433 mhmm there both due for a mid life crisis 41 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,033 they'll work it out. 42 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:33,067 - What is with baby boomers texting about massive 43 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:36,800 life events its like I took them so long to learn 44 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,933 how to text they forgot how to call. 45 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:42,433 - Oh yeah Aunt Alma died. Angel emoji coffin emoji 46 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,267 cry face. 47 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,567 So is that all you brought or what? 48 00:01:46,567 --> 00:01:48,633 - Uh there wasn't a third seat in the moving van 49 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:50,000 my parents are bringing the rest 50 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,267 - Oh such good parents 51 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,533 - They insisted staying with them for one week 52 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:55,167 was my limit. 53 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,333 - You've been here for a week 54 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:00,200 - The placement came up so quickly I was back 55 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,500 here before I knew it. 56 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:05,933 I- I just wasn't very good at staying in touch 57 00:02:05,933 --> 00:02:08,267 and I-I didn't know if you would still want me 58 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:09,800 here. 59 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:10,633 - I didn't even try to rent your room , I hate 60 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:11,833 everyone else. 61 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,600 - I am really sorry, I really am 62 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:19,467 - Shush! 63 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:21,033 Shush shush okay I wana hear 64 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:22,200 everything tell me about your job 65 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,333 did you meet a guy ? 66 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,167 Fucking love a British accent. 67 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,000 - Um 68 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,900 (music) 69 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,167 - If anybody hurts you 70 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,733 I will rip there head off and shit 71 00:02:36,733 --> 00:02:38,567 down there neck. 72 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:39,700 (giggling) 73 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,233 Do you know what I mean? 74 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:42,867 - That's the most beautiful thing anybody has 75 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:44,200 eve said to me . 76 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,367 Nothing serious 77 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,300 - Sweet wing womans back in town then 78 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,733 (giggling) 79 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:51,900 (knocking at the door) 80 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:52,967 Franky! 81 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,367 - Hey dad 82 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:55,267 - Hey Honey. 83 00:02:55,267 --> 00:02:56,600 - Hi 84 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,733 (kissing noise) 85 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:00,700 - Well nice to see ya 86 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:02,667 - Costume party 87 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:05,033 - Reminds me when the two of you where younger 88 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:06,667 thanks for taking the old doggy in 89 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,533 - I mean I am paying rent 90 00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:13,433 - Well your grandma wants you to have this lamp 91 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:17,200 have you called her sense you've been back. 92 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,600 - Yup had a light convo about my eggs drying up 93 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,700 followed by what a tradgedy it is that I don't 94 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,933 have a boyfriend anymore , ending in how I need 95 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:27,600 to marry rich. 96 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,567 - Sounds reasonable 97 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:30,400 - Huh! Works 98 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,567 - Where's Meredith? 99 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,667 - Uh she's uh grabbing her power tools 100 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:35,300 awe my little beef cake. 101 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,067 (music) 102 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:41,600 - Okay, keys I'm gonna go shower before work 103 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,967 Rosies 5PM don't be late I know where you live. 104 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,300 - Hey, Thank you 105 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,967 - Fucking good to have you back. 106 00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:52,600 - She's got a tail. 107 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,967 - Yeah she does ! 108 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:54,833 Go get mom 109 00:03:54,833 --> 00:03:55,667 - Okay 110 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,667 (music) 111 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,667 (sigh) 112 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,667 (thump) 113 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:13,067 (music) 114 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,800 (bar ambience noise) 115 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,033 (music) 116 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:23,067 (people talking) 117 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:26,167 - Perv. Hi how come I haven't heard that you 118 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,000 where coming back 119 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,133 - Awe! 120 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:30,900 Lindsay your pregnant. What? Who? Uh 121 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,067 - The science , ball and chain , I mean if you 122 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:36,267 ever replied to my text messages you might know 123 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:37,267 that. 124 00:04:37,267 --> 00:04:38,533 - I uh 125 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:40,300 - Ah look who it is , she's so round right? 126 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,400 - Nice , Gangs back together huh ? 127 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,367 What are you drinking? 128 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:43,600 (music) 129 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,833 - So are you just here for a visit or what? 130 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,300 - Nope I just had to move across an ocean to 131 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:49,867 find anyone to give me experience to get a 132 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:51,067 permanent teaching job. 133 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:52,367 Right back here 134 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,300 - Uh you want to be teaching here huh? 135 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,500 - Uh huh 136 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,233 - Hmm have you read the news lately? 137 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,533 - Woof. Did your school have to deal with any of 138 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:02,667 that Bullshit ? 139 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:03,900 - Uh. We have to follow the curriculumn. 140 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,933 But I don't teach sex ed. 141 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:08,500 - That's a shame fucked up the best subject. 142 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,967 (scoffs) 143 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:11,233 - Why you managed to learn just fine didn't you ? 144 00:05:11,233 --> 00:05:12,067 (laughs) 145 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,333 - Sure did. 146 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:16,267 - All right enough about work tell us everything 147 00:05:16,267 --> 00:05:17,900 (text ding) 148 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,900 (music) 149 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,767 (School bell rings) 150 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,700 ( French speaking) 151 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,633 - Hey guys I am still missing three 152 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:37,167 reports from last week. I want them tomorrow. 153 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,000 Two. 154 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:46,333 - Mrs.Phillips 155 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,733 - Mhm 156 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:48,967 - I know where not suppose to talk about this 157 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:52,467 anymore but I saw this phone is this you ? 158 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,233 - Uh! Uh! Your gonna miss your bus Sarah. 159 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:03,433 (music) 160 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:09,900 ( tons of texts dings) 161 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,733 (music continues) 162 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,067 (phone ringing) 163 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,667 ( phone Buzzes) 164 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:28,067 - Well hi baby. 165 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,900 - Are you busy ? Well I was suppose to meet my 166 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:34,233 mom but uh. What ever. I do what I want. 167 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:38,133 - I really need to talk to you. 168 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,867 So when I was in England . 169 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,300 - Rosie's give me 30 minutes. 170 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,300 (Music) 171 00:06:48,267 --> 00:06:50,033 (Drinks pouring) 172 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:52,467 (music continues) 173 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,933 - Here you go handsome. 174 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:54,767 - Just gotta pee I will be right back. 175 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:55,600 - Okay baby. 176 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,433 I'll get yo a drink. 177 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:59,167 - Hello, what can I get ya? 178 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:01,000 - I don't know you . 179 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 - Uh! Um! I'm Jake, I'm a human man also on 180 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,433 tinder . This is Rosie's it's a bar. 181 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,867 - Where is Rosie. You work here? 182 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:13,600 - Uh! Well technically my band plays here on the 183 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,533 weekends. 184 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,567 Maybe you've seen us ? 185 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:17,733 "Nerd Gasm", No ? 186 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:18,567 Or not 187 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:19,800 (scoffs) 188 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,833 Uh! Yes yes I am. I am helping Rosie out. 189 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,700 - Okay well you don't know my drink 190 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,833 - Well I can make anything. 191 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:26,033 - No Thank you . 192 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,867 - Jake I got this Monster. 193 00:07:27,867 --> 00:07:29,567 - Do you know how a bar works? Do you know how 194 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:30,400 it works? 195 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,233 Okay 196 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,433 just checking. 197 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,667 - Don't do that again. 198 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,600 - Do you want me to give birth behind this bar? 199 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,133 - When in Rome. 200 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,833 - It's not what that means. 201 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,033 - Well it is now. 202 00:07:40,033 --> 00:07:41,367 - Where were we. 203 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:45,733 - Oh! Well right where we left off. Nope! Nope! 204 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:49,533 Nope! Oh! Ughh! No! Huh! Ooo! He can be here in 205 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:50,767 ten minutes. 206 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:53,233 - Stop ordering penis Uber poober. 207 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,333 - One for me and one for you . 208 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:56,400 It's lik you never left. 209 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,233 - No um stop 210 00:07:57,233 --> 00:07:58,333 um 211 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,267 - Hey 212 00:07:59,267 --> 00:08:00,000 oh you swiped left I liked him 213 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,100 - I'm not single 214 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:05,100 I am in a monogamous, exclusive , long distance 215 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:07,333 relationship that makes absolutely no logical 216 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,767 sense at all. But I am in it. 217 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:11,633 - What why didn't you tell me about him. 218 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,300 - Her, with a woman. 219 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:17,033 - What? 220 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:19,300 Sense , wait are you ? 221 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,733 - I'm just molly. 222 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:26,967 - Hey! Oh my god I love you! 223 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,867 - You're the first person I told actually 224 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:33,900 nobody knows yet accept my entire 225 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,100 school apparently, guess I have to tell my 226 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,333 parents. 227 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,600 - Oh my god there so chill though. 228 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,300 I'm pretty sure your mom gave my mom the first 229 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,500 vibrator of the 70's I fund it when I was a kid 230 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,867 and I thought it was a microphone and 231 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:44,967 (scoffs) 232 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,467 (hard swallow) 233 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:47,933 I am so sorry this is about you 234 00:08:47,933 --> 00:08:51,233 - Just like my mom has only ever been with my Dad 235 00:08:51,233 --> 00:08:54,633 and I don't want to say sex at her face, I mean 236 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:57,000 oh hey mom I bi-sex - we we need a new word. 237 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,033 - Yeah! Cool so will spin it. Right um pan sex- 238 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:04,600 oh that's nope dual lexual, flexual, fluid. 239 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,400 - I don't want to talk to my parents about fluids 240 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,267 either 241 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:11,333 - Yeah that's fair 242 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,400 ( sighs) 243 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,333 May I buy you dinner my lady ? 244 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,100 - Did you really just my lady me ? 245 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,000 - I did my lady you , come with me. 246 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,233 - I'll take the dinner 247 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:21,400 - Where going to the midevil faire 248 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,233 - What? 249 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,167 - Thank you Rosie. 250 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,867 - Bye Rosie. 251 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,833 - Bye guy I never want to see again. 252 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:28,767 - It's Jake 253 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,667 ( Music) 254 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,400 - Hey is'nt that your mom? 255 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,500 - No. No 256 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,333 - L. 257 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:50,400 - Hey Patricia 258 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:53,567 ugh! 259 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,800 - That's my daughter 260 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,000 - That's your daughter. 261 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 (music) 262 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,867 (shower noises) 263 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,000 - Oh 264 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,767 (sighs) 265 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,200 - Um 266 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:39,633 - What? 267 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,933 - You didn't know? 268 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,400 - Oh my god. 269 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,233 - I'm so sorry my mom told me 270 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,133 - You knew! 271 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,833 Are they fucking ? 272 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,133 - Very probably. 273 00:11:03,933 --> 00:11:06,567 (scoffs) 274 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:09,233 - What do you need right now? 275 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,067 No! 276 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,167 (Sighs) 277 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,200 - Yes! 278 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,167 And this. 279 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,033 (chuckles) 280 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:26,967 - Share 281 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:29,067 (laughs) 282 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,700 oh! God that's fucking terrible. 283 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,667 (laughs) 284 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,333 (music) 285 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,533 (crying) 286 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,733 (sniffles) 287 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:40,200 - I'm really glad your here. 288 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,933 (sniffle) 289 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,600 - Me to . 290 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,567 (music) 18327