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Come on, falcon, push it.
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You're running out of time.
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Iron man: Well,
someone's in a rush.
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(yelps) tony?
Hello.
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I hate it when you do that.
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I know. What's in
the box? A bomb?
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Let me jet it into
the exosphere for you.
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It's not a bomb.
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Rare vaccine for a
plague-stricken village?
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No.
Huh.
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Well, it must not be
very important then.
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Tony!
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Evidence that can save
a wrongly condemned man?
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No.
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Really?
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Now, you've got me interested.
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Give it back!
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Will you quit it?
I'm nervous enough as it is.
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(chuckles)
for what?
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Move-in day? Sam,
I had your stuff shipped
in hours ago.
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The morning briefing.
We're 10 minutes late.
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Seriously?
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No, I never get
to those things on time.
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Takes cap half an hour
just to make coffee.
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Huge yawn.
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That's you.
I'm new.
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(sighs)
do I look calm?
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You've got wing-pit stains.
(groans)
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Sam, relax.
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You're here
for a reason.
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Trust me, everyone
is very cool at
these things.
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(roaring)
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(grunts)
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Captain america:
All right, avengers.
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Strategically,
the hulk has six options
that we've trained for.
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(door opens)
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Sorry I'm late.
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(sniffs)
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What's in the box,
little bird?
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(chuckling nervously)
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My mom made cookies.
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Mmm.
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A little embarrassing.
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Uh, she didn't
want me to show
up empty-handed.
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Keep them coming.
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Black widow: Dibs
on that last oatmeal.
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Ah!
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00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,289
(grunts)
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00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,027
Whoa!
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Hulk: No, come on.
That's mine.
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(roaring)
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Thor: The son of odin
shall have that cookie!
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Hands off!
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Let's get you settled
in while they work this out.
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(thor laughing)
black widow: Say goodbye.
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(grunting)
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Avengers!
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(grunts)
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Who are you?
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Falcon. New guy.
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We kicked the red skull
and modok's butts together.
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Ah, that hawkeye
sense of humor.
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Don't quit your day job.
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(growls)
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Iron man: He's just
pulling your feathers.
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Or he woke up
on the wrong side
of the man-cave.
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Either way,
ignore him.
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Hawkeye: Tony,that wasn't me!
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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This still doesn't
feel real.
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Oh, it'll be very real
once we go through
all of the official stuff.
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I'll teach you
the secret handshake.
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There's a secret handshake?
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Note to self,
"does not get sarcasm."
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You're loving every
minute of watching me
geek out, aren't you?
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A little.
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Here's your quarters.
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Home-sweet-home?
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This is my room?
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Yeah, I know,
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But I was working
late in the lab and
I needed space.
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So do I.
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Unless you know
how to juggle
unstable particles
84
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Without tearing
a hole in the universe,
85
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It's gonna have to wait.
86
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This time I'm not kidding.
87
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So what do I do
if moving in is on hold?
88
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You're an avenger now.
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So go on, new kid, mingle.
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(growls)
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(scoffs)
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Maybe I should
move the unstable
particles instead.
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Jarvis:
Master barton,
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00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,717
Surely you receivedthe memo that the arc-reactor
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Is not for poppingyour kettle corn.
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I'm here to pop
something else.
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No!
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(whirring)
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More cannot come across
until we secure the portal.
100
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There's one more
than we planned for.
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Will the human
impede our progress?
102
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No, he's insignificant.
103
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Distract him until
we can bring over
our brethren.
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If he becomes a nuisance,
destroy him.
105
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,138
Thor's room.
106
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So, I just walk in?
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00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,075
He doesn't bite.
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He has a hammer.
109
00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:11,276
Yeah, watch
out for that.
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Um, explanation for being
bigger on the inside
than the outside?
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00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,284
Asgardian inter-dimensional
decorating.
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That's all I got
until I figure it out.
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I hate it when
I don't know things.
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(roaring)
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Don't worry, bilgesnipes
love to wrestle.
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Especially on earth.
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We're gonna see
who else is available.
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You just go on with
your viking thing.
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I am not a viking!
120
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Hawkeye is always
good for a fight.
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Let's see what
he's up to.
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(growling)
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Falcon, have you
more cookies?
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(grunts)
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Okay.
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Iron man:
Isn't hygiene training
standard at s.H.I.E.L.D?
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For a guy with
perfect aim,
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He can't hit
a garbage can, can he?
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00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,091
Where is he?
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In the lab.
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00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,496
I swear, if he's making
popcorn again...
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I gotta go.
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00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,500
Try hulk. He's a great
sparring partner.
134
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Me, spar the hulk?
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00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:11,469
Now, I know you're kidding.
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(muffled grunting)
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Thor and hawkeye:
(shouting) iron man!Falcon! Look out!
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(sighs)
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Squashed
by a humongous
green foot.
140
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,546
Not how I thought
I'd go out.
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(knocks on door)
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Uh, hulk?
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Maybe I'll just
go a few rounds
with jarvis.
144
00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,357
Like, at chess.
145
00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,558
(light humming)
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00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,059
This must be
widow's room.
147
00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,361
No way it's hulk's.
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Looks like my mom cleaned it.
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Why, natasha,
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00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,103
Who knew you were
the glass animal type.
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Cute. Huh?
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(growls)
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To the right.
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We don't talk about this...
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Ever.
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Captain america:
I've been looking for you.
(gasps)
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I was about to start
a round of training.
You want in?
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With you?
Yes, definitely, now.
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Enthusiasm, nice.
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00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,594
How do you like
the tower so far?
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Not what I expected.
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(hulk roars)
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Jarvis, respond.
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I didn't program you
to take coffee breaks.
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Gentlemen,
did someone call
a meeting
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Of the break tony's
stuff committee?
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We do not play with
the big boy equipment
in the house of stark.
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Hmm.
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(whirring)
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Oh, boy.
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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Good.
But don't stay
so focused
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On the forward drive that
you forget your flanks.
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Would it be totally wrong
to say how surreal this is?
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I just want to fit in.
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(grunts) but I feel
like any minute
178
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Somebody's gonna say,
"April fools'."
(grunts)
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What you're feeling
is totally normal, sam.
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00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,524
But don't worry,
181
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I've studied your bio
and fought at your side.
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Truth is...
(grunts)
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Phantom captain america:
I don't think
you can cut it.
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Thanks, that means the...
Wait. What?
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Fly home, birdie.
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While you still can.
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Cap. I don't...
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(grunts)
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Ah!
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(grunting)
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I may be having
first-day jitters,
but that's not cap.
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Tony, something
weird is going on.
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Tony? Aah!
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Black widow, you too?
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(grunts)
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00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:04,475
Great, maybe modok
and skull are up to their
body-swapping tricks?
197
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,478
Heard you wanted to spar.
198
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,347
Someone want to tell me
what's going on here?
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00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,949
Get down!
200
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(grunts)
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Stunned face later.
Right now, follow me.
202
00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,259
Hurry, we're compromised.
203
00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,528
Throw the switches.
We're locking down
the tower.
204
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,563
I was really hoping
this was like a prank
205
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For my first official
day on the job.
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00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,134
The exploding cake
was going to be the prank.
207
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,669
This is an invasion.
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00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,604
(levers beeping)
209
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,973
Exploding what?
210
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,408
Switch your heads-up
display to ultraviolet.
211
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,444
One-nine-eight,
nanometer range.
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00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:42,146
(computer whirs)
tony!
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00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,448
(grunts)
214
00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,652
Hmm.
215
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,988
How does he say it?
216
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,524
Oh, yes. Hulk smash.
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00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,460
(roars)
218
00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,563
(hulk roars)
219
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,771
What are these things?
220
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,473
If I knew,
they'd be gone.
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00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,342
(grunts)
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00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,011
Surprise.
223
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,480
(computer beeps)
224
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,182
Don't hold back.
It isn't mind control.
225
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,283
That's some kind of copy.
226
00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:23,321
(grunts)
(hulk yelling)
227
00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,290
Like a clone?
228
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:26,290
It's beyond cellular.
229
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,727
Every atom in his body
has been displaced by
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An identical packet
of dark energy.
231
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,098
(grunts)
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00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,134
Displaced as in
sent somewhere else?
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,368
Where?
234
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,303
(grunts)
235
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,638
(grunts)
236
00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:45,043
You'll learn soon enough.
237
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,244
Now, brother!
238
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,281
Huh?
239
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,250
(yelling)
240
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,655
Falcon: Tony!
241
00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,059
Falcon's nothing.
242
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,294
Finish him quickly
so we can bring
the others across.
243
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,130
Others? There are
more of you?
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00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,300
(all grunting)
245
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:13,171
(screaming)
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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,641
If that wasn't so unpleasant,
I'd be really impressed.
247
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,143
Mind explaining what's
so impressive about it?
248
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,312
An alien life form
that has no body,
249
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,448
Copies one, and then sends
the original away
250
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,217
Apparently to a dark
matter dimension?
251
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,619
That's pretty elegant
for a parasite.
252
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,189
Some days I'm glad
I'm not a super genius.
253
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,258
I'd rather just be mad
someone hacked into my body.
254
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,229
(roars)
255
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,832
We've been watching
the hostile takeover
from these windows.
256
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,300
Probably how
they studied us.
257
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,368
A small
trans-dimensional rift.
258
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,537
And that, mr. Genius?
259
00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:52,376
That is very bad.
260
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,212
Hulk, do your thing.
261
00:11:54,214 --> 00:12:00,384
Been doing it! (grunting)
they don't smash!
262
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,253
Don't even make
any noise.
263
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,454
(whispering)
uh, you sure?
264
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,189
Because I hear something.
265
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,424
(creatures shrieking)
266
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,396
(grunts)
267
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,333
(pants)
268
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,734
(roars)
269
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,139
Come on.
Come on.
270
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,640
(screams)
271
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,647
(panting)
272
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,618
They're all gone.
It's only me.
273
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:37,188
(beeps)
all me.
274
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,292
Finances.
Automation.
Finances.
275
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:41,659
Finances?
276
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:46,264
All that money
and you couldn't afford
to give me a bigger room?
277
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,900
(computer beeps)
bingo, surveillance archives.
278
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,236
So I'm poking aroundwith the fabricof the universe,
279
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,838
And I've foundthis sort of limbo
280
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,573
Where dark matterseems to pool.
281
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,742
Limbo?
Do not investigate.
282
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,311
Iron man: I'm goingto investigate.
283
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,747
Jarvis, put all thisjunk someplace, will you?
284
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,582
Yeah, my room.
285
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,484
Fast forward.
Display uv spectrum.
286
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,954
He cracked open a door.
287
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,256
Now they want to kick it down
and bring more through.
288
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,457
(hulk roars)
(gasps)
289
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,394
(roars)
290
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,196
(grunts)
291
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,401
For an insignificant human,
292
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,836
You've been quite annoying.
293
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,439
Not annoying,
I'm avenging.
294
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:30,441
(beeps)
295
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,877
(groans)
296
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,383
In case I actually
survive this,
297
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,352
I don't want the
real hulk to kill me.
298
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,420
(groaning)
299
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,256
(pants)
300
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,727
(gasps)
301
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,268
Your resistance amounts
to less than nothing.
302
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,705
We've absorbed life forms
in countless dimensions.
303
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,574
Phantom captain america:
But we coveted this one
more than any other.
304
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,309
So rich with life,
305
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,279
So many forms
for our brethren
to assimilate.
306
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,414
And the avengers
were the only force
that could have stopped you
307
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,483
So we were the first
to be assimilated.
308
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,953
We're just trying to fit in.
You know how that feels.
309
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,422
Whatever.
We will stop you.
310
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,724
There is no "we."
311
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,992
Huh?
312
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,460
(grunts)
313
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,301
Nice try.
314
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,037
We can mimic organic
and tech materials.
315
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,973
This armor is identical
to the original.
316
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,942
But the guy inside
is just a cheap copy
317
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,878
Who doesn't know
the braking flap override
is right here.
318
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,048
(grunts)
319
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,320
(computer whirs)
320
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,667
He'll bring reinforcements.
Let him.
321
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,437
By the time they come,
we'll need the bodies.
322
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,474
Hawkeye: We got company.
They are ugly.
323
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,448
Repulsors don't
affect them.
324
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,817
(grunts)
325
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,886
But fists do.
326
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,389
Our ethereal bodies
are on the same
vibrational plane as theirs.
327
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,626
(growls) finally,
something I can smash!
328
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994
(grunts)
329
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:35,733
(roars)
330
00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,969
(shrieking)
331
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,373
Why are they all attacking us?
Didn't we get jumped already?
332
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,508
We can handle
a few space phantoms.
333
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,044
Space phantoms,
seriously, that's
what we're calling them?
334
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,481
"creepy ugly bad dudes"
wasn't a better suggestion,
hawkeye.
335
00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:56,954
I do not care
what they're called,
they will fall.
336
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,691
(grunts)
they're not here for us.
337
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,093
They're here for that.
338
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,665
We've established
the dimensional bridge.
339
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,101
The rest of our brethren
amass on the other side.
340
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,635
What's the delay?
341
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,839
The barrier
is more resilient
than expected.
342
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,007
We need more energy
to punch through.
343
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,543
Did someone say "punch"?
344
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,483
(grunts)
345
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,854
I'm shutting down
your dimensional doggie-door.
346
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,697
(grunts)
347
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,935
Go on, brave little bird.
348
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,539
Shut the portal
and trap your team
in limbo. Forever.
349
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,175
They're alive?
(black widow grunts)
350
00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:57,615
I am not the only one
with weak points, am I?
351
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,783
(grunts)
352
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:02,787
Sam!
353
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,557
You're hardly even
worth assimilating.
354
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059
Though I'm sure
someone will take you.
355
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,061
(laughs)
356
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,001
We are free!
357
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,870
Avengers, trouble!
358
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,474
No!
359
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,580
Portal is open, folks.
You know what to do.
360
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,050
(avengers grunting)
361
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,855
(roars)
362
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,491
Stupid purple ghosts!
363
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,993
Avengers, do whatever
you have to.
364
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,996
Keep those things
from entering our world.
365
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,065
Hey, space freaks.
366
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,035
Never underestimate
an avenger!
367
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,103
Insignificant.
368
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,572
Redwing mode.
369
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,006
(engines humming)
370
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,013
(laughs)
toys won't help you.
371
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,248
(grunts)
372
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:11,822
Ah!
373
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,728
He's using his redwing
to create a vortex.
374
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,063
(all screaming)
375
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,668
He's pulling those
phantom avengers right at us.
376
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,842
(grunts)
377
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,181
Wish I would have
thought of it.
378
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,720
Does this make falcon
officially smarter than you?
379
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,088
Considering he
survived the longest
380
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,156
And got the phantoms
out of the tower?
381
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,925
It's not over yet.
382
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,661
Falcon, what do we need
to know about these guys?
383
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,963
They have your strength,
your equipment.
384
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,132
But they don't
have your skills.
385
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,002
I'll show you skills.
386
00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,970
(grunts)
387
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,539
No brains either.
388
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,973
That wasn't very smart,
soldier.
389
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,275
(grunts)
390
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,914
Let's be civil about this.
391
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,116
You do civil.
I'll do angry!
392
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,051
(grunts)
393
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,020
Hulk, a little help?
394
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,055
(grunts)
395
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,125
(yells)
396
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,030
(grunts)
397
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,068
What good is a simple hammer?
398
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,038
Simple hammer.
Complex energy!
399
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,106
(thunder crashes)
400
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,077
Other questions?
401
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,849
(yells)
402
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,252
Ugh. Nice breath!
403
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,121
Stark, energy blasts
work on our doubles.
404
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,990
Oh, that's cool.
405
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,092
I'll figure out
the science later.
406
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,861
For now, badoosh.
407
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,336
Please, tell me my breath
doesn't smell that bad.
408
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,772
I may be a super spy,
but even I'm not
that good a liar.
409
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,240
(grunts)
410
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,777
Think I'm nothing, huh?
411
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,613
Just remember
who put you back here.
412
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,148
(grunts)
413
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,085
We need to shut
this door.
414
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,121
Hulk, quit playing around
and give us some elbow room.
415
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:26,023
(growls)
416
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,796
Ah!
417
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,800
(creatures shrieking)
418
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,205
Hulk: How's that
for elbow room?
419
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:43,207
Works for me.
420
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:47,711
You should do the honors.
Shut it down.
421
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,113
Shut it down?
422
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,781
You're right, blow it up.
423
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,182
Thank you.
424
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,319
(grunts)
425
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,659
(sighs)
426
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,128
That was about
your room, wasn't it?
427
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,763
I'll have the
stuff moved out.
428
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,198
After today,
you're building
me a bigger room.
429
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,768
Off the helipad.
You can afford it.
430
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,969
(chuckles)
431
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,804
Way to rub his nose in it.
432
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,939
Hey, speaking of which...
(sniffs)
433
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,107
Did someone bake cookies?
434
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,712
Careful.
435
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,851
You got phantomed first.
No cookie for you.
436
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,286
I got dibs
on that one.
437
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,822
Boys, step aside.
I'm hungry.
438
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,291
There's no tower
like home.
439
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,460
Thor: Keep your
filthy green hands
off my cookie.
440
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,895
Hulk: Where's my milk?
441
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:44,766
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