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{17}{67}He fired me.
{86}{126}I don't know.
{160}{204}If you see him, tell him
{208}{275}to have the fucking balls|to call me back.
{287}{367}Sorry, Marina. I know it's|nothing to do with you. Ciao.
{2371}{2406}Watch out!
{2412}{2445}Thanks.
{2739}{2788}You've never played korfball?
{2809}{2856}Haven't you got a brother?
{2860}{2961}No, I haven't.|I've got two big sisters.
{2983}{3047}And a gigantic mother.|- No, the red.
{3058}{3106}I saw a microlight plane fly really low
{3110}{3185}over the town just now,|and the pilot waved to me.
{3189}{3289}Did you wave back?|- You bet. I went "Helloooooo".
{3418}{3487}Fre, do you know Benny?|- No.
{3491}{3533}Fre, Benny.|- Hello.
{3537}{3586}Benny's blind.
{3590}{3656}Yeah? That makes a change.|I'm 1 m 90 tall
{3660}{3718}and I'm wearing|a Stephen Sprouse suit.
{3746}{3811}Really? That's funny.|- What's funny about it?
{3815}{3912}You sound more like someone who's 1 m 60|tall and wearing a pair of tight trousers.
{3916}{4019}Wow, a visionary blind man.|- Let's drop the stupid blind men jokes.
{4023}{4073}You break, I'll play with Fiona.
{4077}{4135}What about me?|- You play with me.
{4139}{4179}I don't suppose I have much choice.
{4190}{4209}No.
{4405}{4488}Here, that's for saving me.
{4496}{4545}Cheers.|- Good health.
{4915}{4947}What do you think?
{4951}{5012}The more you wear them,|the better I like them.
{5016}{5083}I'm going to wear them all evening.
{5087}{5129}I can't talk to the guy like this.
{5133}{5188}There's nothing to be ashamed of.
{5192}{5284}No, but it's cooler like this.
{5552}{5611}You sniffed both of them.
{5615}{5672}I'm sorry.|- It doesn't matter.
{5681}{5736}There's a dealer|who owes me some money.
{5740}{5772}Usually it's the other way round.
{5776}{5882}Yeah, who on earth would lend money|to a dealer?
{6065}{6107}I'm going.|- Already?
{6111}{6152}I'm late.
{6156}{6218}A woman should never be too early|for a date.
{6222}{6287}And if the guy arrives late,|he's done for.
{6291}{6365}I hope he's on time.|- It'd be a perfect beginning.
{6518}{6578}It was in Rome.|I was alone at night in the street,
{6580}{6645}and all of a sudden|I was surrounded by 3 Italians,
{6649}{6726}acting stupid, pulling on my jacket|and saying "Ciao bella".
{6730}{6782}What did you do?
{6786}{6862}I led them under a lamp,
{6866}{6915}as if to say: "Come on,|let's move into the light..."
{6919}{6951}And then?
{6955}{7028}I started picking my nose|like mad.
{7032}{7088}Good trick. What did the guys do?
{7092}{7144}They left.
{7168}{7220}Do you want half?|- Yes.
{7426}{7469}Are you alright?|- Yes.
{7502}{7541}Great party!
{7592}{7641}Natalie.
{7693}{7743}Hi, Dario. Take it easy tonight, OK?
{7747}{7805}Mum's the word, eh?|- That's right. Mum's the word.
{7862}{7911}Hey, how are you?|- Fine.
{7943}{7979}Are you Natalie?|- Yes.
{7983}{8087}I'm Mario, the dealer.|If you ever need...
{8091}{8168}er, business cards,|I know a printer.
{9173}{9233}Capoeira!
{9798}{9856}Go on, Chouki. Let me introduce you.|- No, really.
{9860}{9945}I hate to be pushed on someone.|I can make a fool of myself on my own.
{9949}{10039}He's OK. I used to go to his gym.|He gave me a discount.
{10043}{10124}Lucky for you. Look, he's flirting|with a girl. He hasn't got time.
{10174}{10236}I'll suggest we sniff a line together.
{10240}{10289}Elsie, I'm shocked.
{10293}{10366}Does Paul know you take drugs?|I don't even drink coffee.
{10370}{10476}I haven't taken any for ages.|But I like to play the go-between.
{10480}{10527}He's claustrophobic, did you know that?
{10531}{10583}Who isn't?|- No. I'm serious.
{10587}{10677}Nobody likes to be in a dark place|with nothing to look forward to.
{10681}{10716}My husband does, in his office...
{10723}{10776}My marriage is fucked up.
{10805}{10866}The last time we had sex
{10870}{10947}was after Gr�n's header against the Dutch.|When was that?
{10958}{11007}In '85?
{11026}{11103}That can't be right.|My son is seven.
{11116}{11158}I don't know a thing about football.
{11162}{11228}Neither do I,|but when the Belgians play...
{11289}{11391}It's fucked up.|And I like her.
{11461}{11507}I think it's all over.
{11511}{11599}But you're a teacher,|that's worth something.
{11642}{11728}You're talking about very intimate stuff.
{11775}{11856}Life deals you blows,|the important thing is to stay beautiful.
{11860}{11907}What do you do?|- Me?
{12774}{12852}Yes, it's the first time again.|- That's true.
{12856}{12924}Girls are good at it,|because it's an intuitive game.
{12928}{13015}I thought blind men didn't smoke|because they can't see the smoke.
{13042}{13070}I've got my period.
{13074}{13140}Does that make you less intuitive?
{13144}{13184}You feel less like being intuitive.
{13188}{13255}Can you do that?|She's moving the ball.
{13259}{13351}If the ball is touching the edge, you can|move it the width of the cue.
{13359}{13387}Bocelli?|- Yes?
{13391}{13485}Have you ever heard that?|- In some "pawwish" centres, yes.
{13489}{13565}Don't tell me that on top of being blind,|you can't pronounce the letter "r".
{13569}{13632}Leave him be.|- The letter "r" isn't so important.
{13636}{13694}I guess not. And neither is|having a view of the sea.
{13698}{13753}Frederique, don't be so rude.
{13757}{13809}A view of the sea is something that
{13813}{13881}you can describe. But how do you|describe a fugue by Bach?
{13885}{13968}You can't.|The ear has a much wider range.
{14008}{14072}See?|- No, but I heard.
{14083}{14142}What is it, Benny?|Are you empathising with the table?
{14146}{14180}No. I need to go to the toilet.
{14184}{14244}Come on, I'll take you.
{14403}{14450}And I suppose his car was in the bathroom?|- Yes.
{14564}{14627}Put some Kiss on, mate.
{14631}{14692}Kiss!|- Later, later.
{14933}{15032}Yes, no, wait sweetheart.|I'm going outside. I can't hear you.
{15036}{15098}Oops. I tripped.
{15130}{15202}Are you coming?|What d'you mean, no?
{15217}{15271}Go on, come.
{15293}{15379}Please come, babe!
{16531}{16559}What are you coming for?
{16563}{16602}Do you want one?|- No, thanks.
{16606}{16673}You neither? Four of us here,|and nobody wants a snort?
{16677}{16738}Alright, just a little one.|- Elsie, I'm shocked.
{16742}{16808}Four of us in one toilet!|- There's plenty of room.
{16812}{16845}Firmin's claustrophobic.
{16849}{16911}Everybody is.|Name one person who...
{16915}{16980}Continue your story.|How did the truck overturn?
{16984}{17065}I was busy taking photos,|and then I noticed
{17069}{17134}that the back door was open.|That's when I saw it.
{17138}{17186}Come on, Chouki, tell us what you saw.
{17190}{17220}Look for yourself.
{17240}{17331}A dead horse!|Firmin! Be careful with the coke!
{17353}{17430}What d'you mean, "shush"?|They must've guessed by now.
{17434}{17533}It fell against the van, died,|and that flipped it over.
{17537}{17603}Unbelievable!|- It's not possible.
{17607}{17674}Why not? Afterwards,|I talked to those guys.
{17678}{17749}You should've seen their faces!|Insane! Just before,
{17753}{17843}they'd delivered another horse,|and that one dropped dead too!
{17847}{17901}Werner, the other horse, is dead too.
{17905}{17979}How come?|- How would I know?
{18039}{18095}A horse called Werner?
{18112}{18175}Where did this other horse drop dead?|- At a wedding.
{18294}{18384}Oh, come off it.|A horse called Werner.
{18673}{18730}Hey, Paul! How are you?
{18734}{18806}You're looking well!|Been to the barber's?
{18810}{18887}On an impulse.|- Looks good.
{18891}{18949}I'm just glad somebody noticed.
{18964}{19010}And how are you?|- Well.
{19014}{19109}I hardly know anyone here,|but I'm glad Elsie came.
{19113}{19147}She took some persuading.
{19151}{19179}Really?|- You know what she's like.
{19212}{19240}Are you alright?|- Yes.
{19244}{19287}And you?|- I'm fine.
{19296}{19334}How's Natalie?
{19338}{19398}How's Natalie?|- Fine.
{19402}{19465}As long as she doesn't know|I'm with you.
{19472}{19504}How's Walter?
{19508}{19561}He's with his ex.
{19565}{19622}He looks so tense.
{19626}{19657}Walter's always tense.
{19727}{19777}Did Julie go swimming on Thursday?
{19781}{19829}Yes. How do you know that?
{21125}{21188}He goes out too much.
{21196}{21259}During the week, I work in the evening,|he works during the day.
{21263}{21339}And on weekends, he takes pills|and gets pissed.
{21346}{21431}I said to him "Come on,|this is no relationship".
{21451}{21544}I can't take it any more.|It's not a relationship, it's...
{21553}{21618}Sorry.|- What does he want to do about it?
{21623}{21700}I don't know. I haven't seen him|for the past two weeks.
{21704}{21745}Stupid cops.
{21770}{21835}You know what we should do?|Attack the "Oudaan"
{21839}{21906}You've got to admit, it would be absurd.|Completely pointless.
{21913}{22012}Who on earth would expect someone|to attack a building full of cops?
{22044}{22096}Stay away from the pills, Fre.
{22100}{22175}They're turning your brain into moosh.|- You take them too.
{22182}{22215}Me? Never.
{22219}{22261}A little joint from time to time.|That's all.
{22268}{22333}That'll turn your brain into moosh.|- I don't take pills
{22340}{22394}or smoke joints. Alcohol|does turn your brain into moosh.
{22398}{22450}I don't take drugs|and I don't drink alcohol...
{22472}{22511}If that doesn't turn your brain|into moosh...
{22518}{22577}What does moosh mean?
{22581}{22651}The moral of the tale is: Stay home...
{22658}{22731}Felix... The cops, 13th floor,|in the canteen.
{22738}{22804}The cops' canteen is on the 13th floor?
{22812}{22906}What idiot would put the canteen|on the top floor?
{22910}{22975}It takes an hour|for everyone to come down,
{22979}{23011}...or go up...
{23015}{23092}They're going to think it's so ridiculous,|us taking the place hostage.
{23099}{23149}I bet there isn't even|a law against it.
{23192}{23223}And our demands...
{23294}{23346}Our ultimatum!
{23350}{23408}Attacking a police station.|It reminds me of a film...
{23412}{23437}What film?
{23444}{23535}Nothing. We demand nothing. We'll just|sit down a while, have a coffee...
{23539}{23600}Shall we go?|- Have a smoke. What?
{23607}{23634}Shall we go?
{23671}{23757}It's a private party. They'll be sitting|round the table playing "Risk".
{23761}{23817}"Risk" is a great game.|- No. It'll be OK.
{23821}{23904}Natalie asked me to bring|some friends along.
{23934}{23992}Alright. There's nothing else to do.
{23996}{24041}I'll just go and have a crap.
{24164}{24212}I'm not driving.|I'm too stoned.
{24216}{24286}You don't want to drive?|- No.
{24290}{24348}Who's going to drive, then?|- I dunno. Benny?
{24366}{24405}No, seriously.
{24421}{24490}Felix!|- Let Fiona drive.
{26991}{27058}Should we take something?|- Yes, I think so.
{27062}{27106}A bottle?|- Yes.
{27110}{27152}And who's going to pay?|- I'll advance.
{27156}{27206}Get a bottle of red.
{27210}{27262}I thought you didn't drink.|- Hey, it's party-time.
{27266}{27327}Who is this Natalie girl?
{27331}{27371}She's great. You'll see.
{27375}{27422}What sort of people will be there?|A bunch of wankers?
{27426}{27496}That Firmin guy...|He invited a lot of people.
{32710}{32776}My second book was a flop too.|- Yes, I read a review.
{32780}{32852}Criticism is to the artist|what ornithology is to a bird.
{32856}{32898}In "De Standaard"?|A vicious article.
{32902}{32981}Yes, I didn't realize they were talking|about you. So nasty.
{32985}{33035}Where's the ice?|- In the bucket.
{33039}{33095}And it was written by|a former colleague of mine.
{33099}{33196}But that sentence: "Paul Garcin|is the Pol Pot of Flemish letters".
{33204}{33273}That was too much.|Really too much.
{33277}{33361}Firmin, this is Paul,|my French teacher from school.
{33365}{33423}The Pol Pot of Flemish letters?
{33427}{33493}"Vrij Nederland" was even worse.|- What? The Idi Amin of the roman � cles?
{33497}{33546}The General Pinochet of science fiction.
{33550}{33589}The Ceaucescu of children's stories...
{33593}{33658}The Mickey Mouse of cartoons.
{33683}{33734}What are you doing now?
{33738}{33789}I'm writing a book.
{33887}{33948}Don't I know you from somewhere?
{33952}{34015}Your wife, didn't she use|to come to the fitness club?
{34019}{34063}About fifteen years ago?|- Yes!
{34067}{34109}What were you doing in a fitness?
{34113}{34182}It was my club. "Slender you".
{34186}{34268}Losing weight without paling.|Without moving, I mean!
{34303}{34364}It was all very 80s.
{34416}{34467}Where's the ice?|- In the bucket!
{34471}{34523}There were big benches that moved...
{34527}{34627}It didn't work at all,|but it was such a success!
{34688}{34735}Wasn't it 1.200 francs an hour?
{34739}{34830}A half-hour! All the chicks fell asleep.|Especially his.
{34834}{34868}I made loads of money with yours.
{34872}{34927}Where's the ice?|- In the bucket!
{35086}{35157}How are you doing?|- Great.
{35179}{35241}Like a new pair of shoes.
{35260}{35335}Like a new pair of shoes?
{35384}{35435}I got fired today.
{35439}{35479}I didn't.
{35498}{35557}I liked my job.
{35570}{35602}Why?
{35621}{35692}Why what?|- Why were you fired?
{35699}{35742}I don't know.
{35751}{35849}I wasn't fired,|and I don't know why either.
{35860}{35919}There was a damaged copy.
{35933}{35995}A copy?|- A copy of a film.
{36197}{36272}I want you to come back to me.
{36294}{36364}Lara,|don't start that again.
{36368}{36429}It'd be nice, wouldn't it?
{36446}{36497}Wouldn't it be nice?
{36521}{36605}Lara, this is Natalie's party.
{36645}{36695}I feel great.
{36699}{36761}Oh, they're having a party here too.
{36879}{36947}Where's the toilet?|- This way.
{37216}{37286}I gave this to Natalie as a gift.
{37293}{37356}It's by Tom Wesselman.|When I was little, I was fascinated
{37363}{37451}by the form of this image.|I didn't know what it was.
{37455}{37550}I couldn't see it. It was hung|high up in the living room.
{37554}{37613}But when I grew up,|I saw what it was.
{37617}{37699}A naked woman.|Can you imagine?
{37703}{37755}Abstract became concrete.
{37759}{37848}And it lost nothing of its power.|That's it for me,
{37852}{37922}getting a hard-on|for an abstract woman.
{37942}{37992}D'you understand?|- Yes, yes.
{38003}{38069}Here are a few ideas.|Do you want to read them?
{38084}{38181}Huh? Look there. Jeff Wall.|You know that? "A Sudden Gust of Wind".
{38185}{38245}Wild work. Look at it...|Great memories...
{39044}{39110}How come that blind guy|has so much luck with the girls?
{39114}{39159}I dunno. Ask him.
{39163}{39215}Bocelli?|- Yes?
{39219}{39276}How come you've always got chicks|hanging around you?
{39283}{39362}I dunno.|Girls like you to chat with them,
{39366}{39424}not just feel|you've got the hots for them.
{39431}{39479}So women don't give you the hots?
{39483}{39518}Of course, but they don't realize,|get it?
{39525}{39572}Yeah, right.
{39579}{39619}Benny's a very clever guy.
{39623}{39650}No, I'm not clever.
{39654}{39721}Besides, there are no stupid people,|just people who are unlucky.
{39725}{39785}Is there anything you don't|have a theory about?
{39792}{39828}Greediness.|That I don't understand.
{39832}{39918}But you must have some theory about it.|- This is way too deep.
{39925}{40004}Yesterday, my boyfriend...|- Shut the fuck up about your boyfriend!
{40008}{40058}You've been flirting with|Stevie fucking Wonder all night.
{40065}{40100}There's nothing wrong with that.
{40104}{40169}Unlucky boyfriend!|- I'm going to dance.
{40173}{40214}Dance? To this music?
{40232}{40283}At the table, this morning,
{40290}{40391}I tried to screw the top of|the Heinz Sandwich Spread
{40395}{40475}on the gherkin jar.
{40533}{40583}And it worked!
{40600}{40683}Then I tried to screw the top
{40687}{40749}of the gherkins on the Sandwich Spread,
{40768}{40815}and that worked too.
{40869}{40909}Say, what happened to your hand?
{40913}{40973}Walter is the complete opposite|of a hypochondriac.
{40977}{41005}Why?
{41009}{41069}He suffers from imaginary healing.
{41331}{41379}Have you got something|against the 80s?
{41383}{41411}No. Why?
{41415}{41486}I heard you talking in the kitchen.|Something about the 80s...
{41511}{41542}Why do you ask?
{41549}{41612}We choose our words.|Scientists don't say just anything.
{41616}{41727}When they say a word, it's as if|they were giving the definition of it.
{41731}{41783}It's not like a writer, for example.
{41787}{41827}Are you quoting something from a film?
{41831}{41924}Yes, maybe. People my age have to quote|from films. Or television.
{41931}{42010}The 20s, 30s, 40s,|the fucking 50s and 60s,
{42014}{42087}the overblown 70s...|Of all the decades of that fucking century,
{42091}{42176}why is it always the 80s that get shat on?|I heard your tone, mate,
{42183}{42254}it was pure scorn...
{42261}{42345}People say: "Wow! Super!|This armchair is so 70s!"
{42365}{42442}Or: "I'd love an American car|from the 50s!"
{42446}{42549}But try getting someone|to say something good about the 80s.
{42556}{42618}Oh, no. The 80s sucked.|The 80s had no style.
{42622}{42727}There was a depression, Thatcher, the|supermarket killers, aerobics, Keith Haring,
{42731}{42797}the clothes were ugly,|the music was bad! No, man, no!
{42801}{42846}The music was way out,|the clothes were beautiful!
{42854}{42898}But Keith Haring sucked!
{42905}{42978}Yes. OK. Take David Bowie...
{42982}{43063}People say the 80s were his worst period.|Not true. No way.
{43251}{43323}It was David Bowie's best period!
{43327}{43366}Keith Haring?
{43389}{43467}What year?|What year was Keith Haring?
{43471}{43580}Frederique, would you try asking the DJ|to play something from Kiss?
{45508}{45550}I've got to go and change the record.
{45554}{45619}How about another slow?|- Don't be ridiculous.
{45623}{45696}You've been dancing with her all evening.|- 5 minutes. I danced with her once.
{45700}{45751}Have you taken something?|Let me see.
{45755}{45792}No.
{45816}{45881}She's playing games. Why do you let her?|- We have a child together.
{45885}{45934}Ah, she has a kid, has she?|- Quit it, Natalie.
{45938}{45993}Calm down, mate.
{46009}{46054}Mind your own business.
{46058}{46121}What is it with you?|- Come on, Chouki.
{46125}{46163}What are you doing with this loser!
{46167}{46260}Goddammit! Stop that!
{46264}{46308}Shit, man, they're fighting.
{46359}{46433}I've got to put a record on.|- You do that. Go and put a record on.
{46437}{46520}I'm not doing anything. Let me go!|Don't touch me!
{46525}{46591}I didn't do anything. He's the crazy one.|- Come on.
{47337}{47382}What I like even better|than watching people,
{47389}{47446}is watching people watching people.
{47507}{47563}See that girl over there?|- Yes.
{47567}{47630}Now, look over there,|the shabby-Iooking man...
{47672}{47725}Now look at the young man over there.
{51754}{51794}Hey, what are you doing?
{51798}{51845}Mum's the word, eh?
{54204}{54259}Is that party still on this evening?
{54271}{54374}You haven't slept yet, and|you're already thinking about tonight.
{54387}{54469}I can't think about parties now.|- Me neither, man.
{54514}{54569}Could you close the window, please?
{54783}{54867}No, really...|Is that party at Charlotte's still on?
{54885}{54925}Yeah, man...
{54947}{54981}If she doesn't commit suicide.
{54985}{55055}My God, you're so cynical.|- Cynical?
{55059}{55152}I've only known you for 24 hours and|you already get on my nerves.
{55156}{55185}Sorry.
{55189}{55294}She's always talking about suicide.|The other day, she called me to say
{55298}{55385}that I had one of her salad bowls|and a jar of vinaigrette.
{55389}{55480}"You can keep them", she said.|"And that Van Morrison CD".
{55484}{55591}I said: "How come?". "I'm going|to end it all". I replied:"Charlotte,
{55595}{55689}the salad bowl gets in my way,|the vinaigrette is off, and the only
{55693}{55732}Van Morrison CD here, is mine.
{55736}{55811}In other words, you're 'giving' me|two things I don't want,
{55815}{55891}and one which already belongs to me!|So, if you die tomorrow
{55895}{55970}all that I get from you is|a jar of vinaigrette and a salad bowl."
{55974}{56058}Great! Me, making a salad?
{56065}{56119}She's always talking|about committing suicide.
{56123}{56208}She's tried it on with me, too.|Same as Peter's sister.
{56212}{56255}And then she starts to blubber...
{56259}{56312}Who? Peter's sister?|- No, Charlotte!
{56316}{56374}Over that fucking Van Morrison CD!
{56436}{56471}Is it yours?
{56475}{56550}You don't really strike me|as a Van Morrison fan.
{56554}{56632}Listen, you pseudo Ray Charles,|I was listening to Van Morrison
{56636}{56710}before you got|your first pair of stone-washed jeans.
{56714}{56758}In other words, I had style
{56762}{56839}before you could read the words|"Duran Duran" in braille.
{56882}{56937}Word.|- What?
{56956}{57025}Yes, you said: "The 'words' Duran Duran",
{57029}{57110}but it's the same word twice.|So it's the "word" Duran Duran.
{57114}{57161}It's still two words, you dumb fuck.
{57165}{57199}One word, said twice.
{57203}{57246}So? It's still two words.
{57250}{57332}Just say: "The 'name' Duran Duran".
{57336}{57440}You wouldn't say:|"The 'names' Duran Duran", would you?
{57444}{57535}And you don't say: "the sports|ping and pong". Jezus.
{57652}{57759}Why do you guys live in Antwerp?
{57771}{57820}If you don't mind me asking.
{57829}{57865}Can we drop you somewhere, Benny?
{57982}{58014}No.
{58342}{58415}Thanks for the tea.|You're spoiling me.
{58419}{58468}It's my pleasure.
{58555}{58602}How was your date?
{58637}{58691}It didn't go too well.
{58695}{58774}It's not that he's an idiot,|but when he's drunk, he's impossible.
{58781}{58851}Yesterday you were telling me|how cute his lisp was.
{58855}{58924}After three hours, I'd had enough.|I was soaked through.
{58931}{58954}Poor thing.
{58958}{59033}And he went on and on|about his English friends.
{59037}{59063}What d'you mean?
{59070}{59123}His "English friends".
{59127}{59207}A long tale about his "English friends".
{59213}{59295}So I ask him: "Are they here?"|No, they're still
{59299}{59366}in Liverpool. Then another|rambling story about that.
{59370}{59458}Irritating!|With his big head and all.
{59575}{59620}And who's that?
{59645}{59711}I brought him back with me last night.
{59720}{59811}He was too drunk to walk.|He's a writer.
{59815}{59855}Couldn't you find anything|younger than that?
{59947}{59981}Here...
{60004}{60054}vitamins.
{60411}{60466}I'd better be going.
{60478}{60545}What happened to your hand?
{60606}{60661}How did I get here?
{60665}{60725}You couldn't remember where you lived.
{60747}{60820}All you did was sleep, Paul.
{60829}{60894}ALL I did was sleep...
{60913}{60974}All I DID was sleep...
{60986}{61057}All I did was SLEEP.
{61090}{61177}My wife read somewhere that men|reveal all their secrets
{61181}{61295}if you dip their left hand|in hot water while they sleep...
{61302}{61385}Hot water?|- Yes, not boiling.
{61397}{61471}All she had to do was ask.
{61522}{61576}Because men don't have secrets...
{61580}{61665}No, just things they're ashamed of.
{61750}{61830}What's that?|- What? Where? What's wrong?
{61917}{61989}Shit, what time is it?
{62099}{62148}I don't know.
{62152}{62200}Twelve thirty.
{62219}{62300}You've got to go and get Julie.|- Yes, I know.
{62371}{62430}Why do you want to be in my gallery?
{62440}{62486}Everybody started out with you...
{62490}{62540}Why would I risk taking this on?
{62544}{62587}There's no risk.|Have you read it?
{62591}{62654}Yes, with a bad hangover.
{62669}{62715}So why did you ring me so early?
{62719}{62785}For talent. I do the craziest things.
{62826}{62902}Where did you get these bacteria from?|- That's not important.
{62906}{62969}I've got them with me.|I had them yesterday, too.
{62993}{63056}You came to my party yesterday|carrying plague germs?
{63060}{63132}To your party? Yes.
{63136}{63200}And above 4 degrees,|they become ultra-active.
{63204}{63257}They've had a tough time.
{63274}{63355}Do you realize what|such an injection could mean?
{63359}{63404}Of course.
{63493}{63537}You're mad.
{63569}{63669}This isn't a fucking gimmick, Firmin,|it's well-founded.
{63673}{63718}Suicide is always well-founded.
{63722}{63784}But this isn't suicide!|That's the point!
{63788}{63840}How wonderful.
{63896}{63991}Listen, Chouki,|I appreciate what you're doing,
{63995}{64073}but that's not how it works.|You don't just take your dossier to a gallery
{64077}{64158}and expect us to jump up and down.|Understand?
{64192}{64234}Show me those tubes.
{64238}{64298}There's nothing to see in these tubes.|- Show me.
{64360}{64441}Sounds like you've got a stuffy nose.|- I know.
{64497}{64535}Shit, what's this?
{64539}{64631}Put your shoes on,|there's glass everywhere.
{64671}{64729}Is it bleeding?|- Yes, I've cut myself.
{64774}{64804}Oh, my God!
{64887}{64943}Fuck! Jesus Christ!
{64947}{64984}Idiot!|- What was that?
{64988}{65062}Nearly knocked a guy down.|Watch out for my car, will you?
{65066}{65114}I didn't see him.|- He was in the wrong.
{65118}{65186}The pedestrian is always right.
{65190}{65261}Yes, Benny, you're right.
{65273}{65322}Hello, yes?
{65338}{65397}Hey, Fre, didn't we stick posters there?
{65404}{65489}Goddam bastards!|Come on, let's paste over them.
{65786}{65861}Where is the goddam thing?
{65932}{65976}It's OK here.
{66062}{66111}Fre, the car!
{66312}{66374}I don't believe it!
{66460}{66521}Do you have to go to work later on?
{66627}{66660}Yes...
{66670}{66758}Alright, I'll do the cleaning up.|Oh, no. I'll call Fiona.
{66762}{66824}What a fucking mess.
{66833}{66939}There were loads of people, eh?|And what weirdos!
{66943}{67007}I don't understand some folks.
{67108}{67174}Take the crowd that was here last night.
{67178}{67279}I sometimes feel I'm the only|normal person around. Don't you?
{67311}{67344}Yeah.
{67366}{67429}What do they all do during the day?
{67433}{67473}Same thing.
{67481}{67540}I couldn't live like that.
{67563}{67641}Am I being a pain?|- No.
{67689}{67743}Maybe I'm the one
{67747}{67823}who's boring,|and they're normal?
{67862}{67923}I dunno.
{67946}{67999}You know, you can tell me|if you think I'm boring.
{68003}{68102}For Christ's sake, stop worrying|about what others think.
{68142}{68206}What did you invite them for, anyway?
{68224}{68271}They fascinate you.
{68284}{68348}You're hooked on weirdos.
{68352}{68413}You've even got one in the family.
{68596}{68638}But it was fun, wasn't it?
{68642}{68758}Yes. But you still haven't told me|whether you think I'm boring.
{68780}{68843}No, Natalie, you're not boring.
{68847}{68912}What's your favorite animal?|- What?
{68916}{68983}Your favorite animal.|Answer immediately.
{69012}{69067}Sparrow.|- Sparrow?
{69072}{69148}OK. Why?|Answer immediately.
{69160}{69247}Because they're... sweet,
{69257}{69314}not really interesting,|but kind...
{69318}{69401}and because they're nearly extinct...|I feel sorry for them.
{69405}{69475}OK. Your second favorite animal?
{69492}{69577}The hippopotamus.|- Why? Answer immediately.
{69593}{69701}Because on the outside|they're surly and aggressive,
{69705}{69786}but on the inside they're gentle|and unhappy,
{69790}{69858}because they prefer to live underwater,
{69862}{69935}but they always have to get back|onto land to survive.
{69956}{70066}The 1st animal is the way you see your|partner, and the 2nd is how you see yourself.
{70142}{70198}My animal's certainly right...
{70224}{70299}So, I'm gentle, sweet
{70303}{70356}and not very interesting...
{70370}{70420}I'm a real hippopotamus, I am...
{70424}{70468}And I'm a sparrow.
{70476}{70532}They shit straight out,|did you know that?
{70536}{70620}The shit comes straight out, and then|they go like that with their tail.
{70624}{70667}All over the place.
{70671}{70737}Sparrows? Really?|- Hippopotamuses...
{70749}{70830}She's been waiting for you.|- Sorry, it was a late night.
{70834}{70918}Was it fun?|- It was... turbulent.
{70922}{70990}Are you coming in for a while?|- No, we're going for a walk.
{70994}{71100}Aren't we, sweetheart? It's nice weather.|A big kiss for Granny.
{71104}{71164}Goodbye, sweetheart.|- Thanks, mum.
{71177}{71222}Here, darling... Your schoolbag.
{71226}{71271}Goodbye!|- Bye.
{71435}{71491}And? How did it go?|- OK.
{71495}{71579}OK? Come on, then.|That's good.
{72001}{72022}Yes?
{72029}{72091}What the hell are you doing?|Open the door.
{72098}{72129}I'm in the bath.|Come back later.
{72133}{72188}{y:i}No, I've got to come in now|{y:i}Open the door
{72195}{72240}What's the matter?|{y:i}- I can't tell you Open up, please
{72244}{72333}Chouki, come back in an hour.|I'm enjoying this.
{72340}{72426}"Besides, I cut my"...|- Art and police, an initiative...
{72430}{72464}Is there anyone else in the house?
{72471}{72508}No.
{72516}{72573}Leave everything just how it is, OK?
{72580}{72616}{y:i}I'll be back straight away
{72639}{72672}What a pest.
{72679}{72761}Bruce Nauman said: "Art should raise|questions", that's why the police
{72765}{72825}has decided to ask Nauman|to place a video installation
{72829}{72924}in the canteen in Begijnenstraat...
{74451}{74543}Hey, you losers!|Bunch of losers!
{74554}{74635}Something bothering you?|Something wrong?
{74675}{74742}Get a grip.|What's wrong with you?
{74746}{74811}Picking a fight with a baby?
{74861}{74907}Come on. Let's go to the cops'.
{74920}{74973}Yeah, wait.|I've got to have a crap first.
{74977}{75054}How many times do you have to shit|in 48 hours?
{75095}{75129}And why tell me every time?
{75133}{75186}Is it important for me to know?|Some sort of warning?
{75190}{75251}Don't go on like that.|What's with you?
{75255}{75318}Going on, eh? Going on?
{75330}{75404}First I get caught by the cops|because you're chasing girls.
{75408}{75484}Then you let someone steal my car|before I can even drive it...
{75496}{75548}You haven't got your licence.|- I've passed the theory...
{75552}{75607}...it's still my car.
{75611}{75708}Then I get insulted by a baby while|you talk about your bowel movements!
{75719}{75773}In my family,|when someone had to take a crap,
{75777}{75869}you just came out and said so.|It was OK.
{75873}{75939}Really? How touching.
{75943}{76013}I get a glimpse of how hard|your childhood must have been.
{76017}{76088}Really interesting.|Thank you so much.
{76399}{76479}We can't just go to the cops like that.|- Yes, we can.
{76652}{76710}My car's been stolen.
{76953}{76991}Thanks.
{77010}{77054}Oh, yeah. There was a blind man in it.
{77082}{77122}I beg your pardon?
{77171}{77252}There was a blind guy in the car.
{77315}{77377}There was somebody in the car|when it was stolen?
{77381}{77413}Yes.
{77465}{77514}That's kidnapping!
{77581}{77641}Well, yes, I guess so.
{77740}{77776}Thanks.
{77870}{77950}You don't mean someone actually|intended to kidnap Benny?
{77954}{78025}Not really,|but he was still in the car, Fre.
{78109}{78183}Figure it out for yourself.
{78352}{78415}What date is it today?
{78473}{78550}I don't know.|They'll fill that out upstairs.
{78593}{78648}Fre, what's your registration number?
{78664}{78746}ABC 444.
{78797}{78843}There you go.
{79161}{79211}One metre eighty.
{79267}{79327}What colour were Benny's eyes?
{79359}{79399}I'll be right back.
{81837}{81893}Ah, hello, Lara.
{81897}{81963}I've come for Julie.
{81975}{82012}She's already gone.
{82016}{82071}Walter came to collect her.
{82089}{82142}About half an hour ago.
{82146}{82203}I thought...
{82207}{82258}What's wrong with you, girl?
{82934}{82989}I thought you were dead.
{83006}{83069}I had too much to drink...|- You don't say!
{83092}{83188}So I slept the night at someone's place.
{83192}{83250}SLEPT the night...
{83254}{83308}Slept the NIGHT.
{83379}{83460}You could have phoned.|- I didn't know anything.
{83464}{83517}Sometimes neither do I.
{83607}{83642}I'm sorry.
{83674}{83711}Really?
{83785}{83821}Alright.
{83825}{83888}Are you going to the baker's?|- Yes.
{83892}{83924}Well?
{83928}{83978}You got some change?
{84133}{84170}It's OK.
{84185}{84264}Another little test?
{84270}{84343}He went to pick Charlie up|from the fencing club.
{84354}{84394}The teacher's had a heart attack.
{84398}{84465}Boutelier? Really?|While he was teaching?
{84469}{84614}Yes. I bowed, he called out "On guard",|then he collapsed. Stupid.
{84621}{84683}But he's OK.|- What a champion, my son.
{84687}{84749}He just bows to his adversary,|who falls down dead.
{84767}{84842}What mental power!|What presence!
{84849}{84943}Don't touch.|You'll get your clothes dirty.
{84947}{85054}He was dribbling, doing well.
{85058}{85109}Vincent, come over here a minute.
{85113}{85175}Yes, what? Yes?
{85275}{85350}I'll call you later.
{85354}{85406}Yes, later.
{85410}{85461}Vincent, come here.
{85582}{85642}You live up there, don't you?|- Yes.
{85646}{85711}I've seen you around.
{85727}{85770}I guess so.
{85777}{85833}Listen, I'm going sailing with my son.
{85837}{85882}That's our boat.|- Is it?
{85886}{85961}And... I think they're|about the same age.
{85965}{86025}Yes, more or less.
{86037}{86125}He asked me to ask you|if you wanted to come along.
{86129}{86196}He'd enjoy that. With the little girl.
{86200}{86277}How about it?|The river Schelde. Speeding along,
{86281}{86331}with the wind in your hair.
{86343}{86397}Yes, the wind in your hair.
{86407}{86482}No.|Thanks, but no.
{86522}{86611}It's very kind of you to offer,|but...
{86615}{86678}I don't think we'll come.|- Alright.
{86701}{86763}Perhaps another time.|- Yes. Come on, sweetheart.
{86968}{87048}Shit, there's not a breath of wind.
{88017}{88051}Thirteenth.
{88694}{88744}A sliced brown loaf, Paul.
{88755}{88803}Shall we stop fighting?
{88836}{88931}You smell like an ashtray|soaked in vodka.
{88996}{89080}And you call me Sammy. My Sam.
{89106}{89154}And the Windman.
{89158}{89191}Please...
{89198}{89292}Visibility. That's what it's all about.
{89296}{89376}More blue in the streets,|more art in the streets.
{89380}{89424}Andy Warhol said:|"If it moves, they'll watch it".
{89659}{89720}{y:i}Are you often on the run?
{89818}{89866}{y:i}Always
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