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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,613 --> 00:00:24,100 Ah, love, love. 2 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,205 Tingles all the whims of the heart. 3 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:31,699 Ah, love, love. 4 00:00:32,595 --> 00:00:36,273 Do it again and again, but do not play with it. 5 00:00:37,892 --> 00:00:41,729 Donna Teresa resign yourself, you're destined to be deceived. 6 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:46,210 Donna Comare you spin wool, put your skirt to rest. 7 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:54,709 Round eyes who gleefully laughs, don't care and drink wine! 8 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:58,837 Old Croce, you've lost all your money, as usual. 9 00:00:59,188 --> 00:01:01,560 Ah, love, love. 10 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,142 Tingles all the whims of the heart. 11 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,140 Ah, love, love. 12 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:15,329 Do it again and again, but do not play with it. 13 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:18,045 Friar who walks while praying, 14 00:01:18,075 --> 00:01:20,151 you'll see sins before nightfall. 15 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:22,136 Inside a house we hear a whimper, 16 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,060 a bed creaking, a noise in the wind. 17 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,312 Cheers to the face of father prior, 18 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,197 who instructs the nuns in the convent, 19 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,266 they run and scream, looks like a hen-house, 20 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,250 when the night comes, he confesses them. 21 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,802 Ah, love, love. 22 00:01:40,909 --> 00:01:43,781 Tingles all the whims of the heart. 23 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,885 Ah, love, love. 24 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:53,920 Do it again and again, but do not play with it. 25 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:05,487 Give me a hand or I'll never finish these pants. 26 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:10,159 Why don't you use that newest soap that makes the laundry so white!? 27 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:12,403 So white... So white... Eh? 28 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:15,087 Look... Such a difference! 29 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:19,176 The difference is not in the white, but in the ass! 30 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,948 My pants are enough for one big fat ass. 31 00:02:21,978 --> 00:02:25,366 Your master must be small and thin. Maybe those are the altar boy's! 32 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:30,207 No way! The most precious things comes in small packages. 33 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,910 Then you know the master that wears those pants. 34 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,460 You'd like to know him! 35 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,558 He's Mr Antonio. With his stone killed two birds! 36 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,317 It must have been a big stone! 37 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,899 Tell us! 38 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:50,102 Do you know that pimp who likes to be called "Golden Ass"? 39 00:02:51,012 --> 00:02:53,362 Tell me, young man... 40 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:57,281 that greasy spinach you have instead of hair 41 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:02,359 do you want me to curl them or make them blonde like an angel? 42 00:03:04,969 --> 00:03:08,025 Or do you want me to get rid of that horrendous pimple of yours? 43 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,802 It's a sign you don't give vent to your young blood. 44 00:03:10,832 --> 00:03:14,842 No sir, they told me that you can find me... 45 00:03:14,872 --> 00:03:17,376 a wife... worthy of me. 46 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,449 That sucks! 47 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:20,802 And what are you worthy of? 48 00:03:21,102 --> 00:03:24,039 I learned from my father to be a tanner. 49 00:03:24,069 --> 00:03:25,339 And I am good at it, 50 00:03:25,369 --> 00:03:28,477 as you can see by this purse I made myself. 51 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,221 But you didn't make what's inside the purse. 52 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,466 No, Madonna. My parents earned that money 53 00:03:36,496 --> 00:03:38,823 before the plague killed them. 54 00:03:38,853 --> 00:03:43,162 That's why I changed town and want to have a wife. 55 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:45,195 You're lucky, young man, 56 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,849 Madonna Brenda here has a marriageable daughter. 57 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,170 Is she beautiful? 58 00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:54,767 Seeing her mother's face would you doubt it? 59 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,487 Is she a virgin? 60 00:03:57,518 --> 00:03:59,045 A lily! 61 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,525 All her years, until yesterday, she was in a convent, 62 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:05,245 where she learned modesty 63 00:04:05,905 --> 00:04:09,956 and all the other arts that can make her lucky husband happy. 64 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:14,527 You can go today at sunset to Madonna Brenda's house. 65 00:04:14,557 --> 00:04:16,961 She will show you her treasure. 66 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:23,694 Now go away now, you're distracting me. 67 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:27,082 - What about my purse? - What about my services? 68 00:04:27,112 --> 00:04:29,173 Do you think your eyes are enough payment? 69 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:32,399 You've got beautiful eyes... do you want a touch of make-up? 70 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:40,883 So I found myself alone 71 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,449 With no one I care for. 72 00:04:43,479 --> 00:04:47,421 And with no experience about this bad world. 73 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,994 Now you have me, my son. 74 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:52,919 A second mother who will help you overcome hindrances. 75 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,099 Then your answer is yes! 76 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,637 Of course it's yes! 77 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,473 That's solace... 78 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,876 Oh, my sweet, my beauty... 79 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,079 You'll be my solace! My good... 80 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,520 Mother! 81 00:05:14,742 --> 00:05:16,822 What's happening, mother? 82 00:05:19,832 --> 00:05:24,009 Alice, my sweet daughter, this is Mister Antonio, your betrothed. 83 00:05:24,039 --> 00:05:25,063 My pleasure! 84 00:05:25,093 --> 00:05:29,457 If he's my betrothed, what are you doing, mother? Testing him? 85 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:34,681 That was only a burst of emotion because I consented to the wedding. 86 00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:37,041 - Do you like him? - Oh, yes! 87 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:39,017 Then the deal is sealed! 88 00:05:40,147 --> 00:05:43,424 - My son! - Wait, wait! 89 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:47,925 Now that I've found a mother, I would like to see my bride to be! 90 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,921 I imagine you use the shroud to go to the church, 91 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,080 but now you can lift it! 92 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,492 No! It would be a grave sacrilege! 93 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:59,998 Sacrilege? That the groom see his betrothed bride? 94 00:06:00,028 --> 00:06:01,330 Sacrilege! 95 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,006 And the reason is... 96 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:08,914 I did wrong to marry the father of my daughter. 97 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,617 That man was rough and abusive like nobody! 98 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,880 He beat me all day and night for his pleasure. 99 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,891 And he beat our child as well. 100 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:23,563 When he left for the war, I took a vow to the Virgin: 101 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:27,914 If our enemies killed him, I would never remarry. 102 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:34,097 And no man would see Alice's face until the evening after her wedding. 103 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,168 And did the Virgin grant your wish? 104 00:06:37,387 --> 00:06:38,537 She granted it. 105 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,184 And when will I be able to open this wrap? 106 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,645 Tomorrow night, after the wedding. 107 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:18,542 Here, my love, the bride's lucky crown. 108 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,377 Yes, yes, let's cut to the chase! 109 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,380 Now you're married, the vow is fulfilled, 110 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,077 let's fulfil the rest! 111 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,519 Virgin Mary! 112 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:32,038 What? Don't you like me? 113 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:37,139 Yeah, not bad, but let's see the rest. 114 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,387 My husband, I have to ask you a favour. 115 00:07:59,447 --> 00:08:01,552 Tell me, but no promises. 116 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,055 Don't ride me with too much energy. 117 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:09,527 You know the proverb: What doesn't hurt the horse, hurts the filly. 118 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:13,464 What filly? I would say you're a nag. 119 00:08:14,937 --> 00:08:20,207 Wait, wait... You can't do this thing in a hurry! 120 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:24,141 You need to be patient and ponder a bit... 121 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,445 - Don't be hasty... - Oh, my man, love me now! 122 00:08:27,475 --> 00:08:31,855 - Please, wait... - Be my stallion! 123 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,704 Mother! 124 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:00,349 My daughter! 125 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:04,472 Oh, why the long face? The first time hurts, but after that... 126 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:07,635 That's it: My husband didn't hurt me! 127 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,594 You're freezing! Come near the fireplace. 128 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:14,258 Was the pleasure so much that you didn't feel his pecker's assault? 129 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:17,784 What pecker, mother? I didn't even see it! 130 00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:23,091 My husband gave me a kiss on my forehead, like you do. 131 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,735 And then he fell asleep. 132 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,870 Is this marriage? 133 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,407 No. But did you do as I instructed you? 134 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:31,497 Didn't you tempt him with kisses and caresses? 135 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:36,280 Yes, mother, but my husband was cold like a stone and fell asleep! 136 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,573 This is serious. 137 00:09:37,603 --> 00:09:40,929 Because a real man cannot resist fresh flesh. 138 00:09:42,088 --> 00:09:44,841 Maybe he's unaware of what love games are. 139 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:47,324 And for that... there is only one thing to do. 140 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,828 Whatever it is, do it mother. Or I'll die with this craving. 141 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:54,026 As I taught you, I'll teach him. 142 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,363 Come in. 143 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,600 Go, now. 144 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:34,644 Antonio, do you want me to regret that my daughter married you? 145 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:37,208 No, why? What have I done wrong? 146 00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:38,435 - You ask me? - Yes. 147 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,250 You know the groom must lay with the bride? 148 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,095 Yes, I am laying... 149 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,083 Oh, she must have gone to pee... 150 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,683 But you haven't fornicated yet, son. 151 00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:50,859 Well, mother, the fact is... 152 00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:53,461 Come on, son, you can tell me. What's the encumbrance? 153 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:56,128 Actually I don't know how love works. 154 00:10:56,158 --> 00:10:58,914 You're saying that you haven't laid with any female? 155 00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:03,658 That you never laid with any whore, harlot, bitch, slut, moll or slag? 156 00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:05,729 - Never, Madonna. - Oh, my... 157 00:11:05,759 --> 00:11:08,139 You see, when I was little I fell 158 00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:11,242 and my mother, desperate for me to heal, 159 00:11:11,272 --> 00:11:14,139 took a vow to San Marco that if I healed 160 00:11:14,169 --> 00:11:18,364 she'd never allow me to get near a woman until my wedding. 161 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,825 And did you heal? 162 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,220 I'm here! 163 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,727 It's not bad, son. 164 00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:29,982 I'll teach you what you need to know. 165 00:11:30,285 --> 00:11:31,976 Slowly... 166 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,303 Yes... 167 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,891 Good. 168 00:11:36,921 --> 00:11:39,671 No! Not this way! 169 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,961 Good, good, again... Yes... 170 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,877 Now... touch! 171 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,950 Touch? 172 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:53,117 Here! And here! Come on. 173 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,351 What? 174 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:58,329 Do as the dog does with the bitch. 175 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:04,194 No... What are doing? 176 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:08,098 Come here, come on! Yes... 177 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:16,106 - Hello, mother? - Your husband now knows everything. 178 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,474 Every everything? 179 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:21,945 Just what a man needs to begin. The rest will come naturally. 180 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,903 Then now I can take what's mine! 181 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,756 Go, daughter, go! 182 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:37,505 My husband... 183 00:12:37,535 --> 00:12:40,232 What do you want again? 184 00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:42,528 Did my mother say nothing? 185 00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:45,777 Oh, yes, she told me a lot of things. 186 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:50,043 - Now I tell you. - Yes! Tell me everything! 187 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,946 Fuck... 188 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:31,650 My daughter... Come on... 189 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,159 Did he hurt you so much? 190 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:38,757 He did nothing to me, mother. Nothing more than you taught him. 191 00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:41,626 He pretended to ride me, he touched me all over, 192 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:47,059 he bit me and when I expected to taste his instrument. 193 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:48,082 What? 194 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:51,769 He said good night and fell asleep. 195 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:53,704 Oh, I was a fool! 196 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,738 Your husband thought that was fornication! 197 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:59,677 Mother, I'm sick of being a virgin! 198 00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:01,372 And you're right. 199 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:05,716 I'll see to it that he'll use his damned pecker! 200 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,184 What do you want to do? 201 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,922 I will teach your husband all the rest! 202 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,633 Oh, again my wife! Didn't you have enough? 203 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,819 Enough of what, tell me? 204 00:14:24,899 --> 00:14:26,820 Oh, it's you Madonna. 205 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,673 Yes, it's me and I'm here to teach you. 206 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,032 Haven't you taught me everything already? 207 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,309 - Let's start again. - All right. 208 00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:47,264 This is just the beginning, the best is yet to come. 209 00:14:48,377 --> 00:14:50,293 What is this... the best? 210 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,479 Oh, maybe I've got it. 211 00:14:56,719 --> 00:14:59,668 What my parents did! 212 00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:02,006 Screw! Isn't it? 213 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,305 - Then you knew? - Oh, yes. 214 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,714 You could have said it right away! 215 00:15:13,781 --> 00:15:15,727 Oh, you rogue! 216 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:22,963 And you said you can not use your pecker! 217 00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:38,876 Mother, are you screwing him? 218 00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:42,313 Yes, my daughter. Your husband is shy. 219 00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:44,381 But has he learned your lesson, mother? 220 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,885 It takes time, my daughter. Your husband is tardy. 221 00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:50,417 Have faith, sleep in my bed in the meanwhile. 222 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,800 That great rogue: He married two women instead of one! 223 00:16:15,326 --> 00:16:19,998 I know one that did much to love just one woman, but didn't succeed! 224 00:16:20,028 --> 00:16:23,254 And who's this cockerel that did not crow? 225 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:29,927 Menico da Pistola, who fell hopelessly in love with Tonia, 226 00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:31,762 daughter of Jacopo de Monteroni. 227 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:37,253 Tonia requited his love because she herself was hot! 228 00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:39,537 Her father, who was a Guelph, 229 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,872 hated Menico who was with the Ghibellines. 230 00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:43,374 What then? 231 00:16:43,655 --> 00:16:46,595 My father don't want it, don't want it, 232 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,913 that I make love with you. 233 00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:53,231 But come, my love, when my father is not at home. 234 00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:05,059 Holy Virgin! 235 00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:07,711 - It's me, Tonia! - It's you, Menico. 236 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,969 You're crazy! Crazy, my love. 237 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,837 Yes, I'm crazy! 238 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,506 Crazy for you. 239 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:21,382 Oh, blimey! 240 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:27,916 Tonia, give me a proof of your love and I will give you mine. 241 00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,859 Cool down... 242 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:31,489 My father! 243 00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:32,520 Tonia! 244 00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,888 Tonia! 245 00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:40,069 To whom are you talking to? 246 00:17:40,718 --> 00:17:43,322 Talking? No, father... 247 00:17:43,352 --> 00:17:46,161 I was singing a madrigal. 248 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,879 A madrigal? 249 00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:56,420 Well, you better be. 250 00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:00,988 Because if I find you with that maggot, Menico, 251 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,927 I'll kill both of you. Damn you! 252 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,858 But Menico is a good guy, and honest. 253 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:11,995 Honest, you say? You shameless bitch! 254 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,467 What did he tell you when he made you open your legs in the shed? 255 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:18,140 That he's an honest guy? 256 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,875 A good guy? 257 00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,717 He's a billy-goat! 258 00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:28,012 He wanted to use his prick when you were bent over the well! 259 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:30,651 Come on. Let's go to eat... 260 00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:32,341 To eat under a tree. 261 00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:38,160 The same tree where I'll hang your Menico if I find him around you again. 262 00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,626 Damn you! 263 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,533 Such a temper! 264 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,219 Good day, Tonia! 265 00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:10,204 Cencio! Amorichio! 266 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,493 Ouch! May the plague take you! 267 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:19,664 - My apologies, Tonia. - You idiot! 268 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,646 - Good day, Tonia! - Good day to you. 269 00:19:21,676 --> 00:19:24,068 - Why are you here? - Because of the grape harvest! 270 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,917 We're here to take the wine that your father sold to our master. 271 00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:28,313 Tonia! 272 00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:31,381 Finally you're here, weak men! 273 00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:33,994 Hello, Jacopo. 274 00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:37,008 - What news from town? - Huge news, Mister Jacopo. 275 00:19:37,038 --> 00:19:38,300 Our master told us. 276 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:41,088 Come on in, and tell me about it. 277 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:43,705 It seems the bishop is gathering warriors 278 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:46,014 and there will be war with the Ghibellines. 279 00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:48,369 280 00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,667 And you have big hands, Mister Jacopo! 281 00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:51,820 I won't try them! 282 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:56,833 I won't use them on you, but on that filthy Ghibelline Menico da Pistola! 283 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,846 Tonia! I'm here. 284 00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,414 Oh, Menico, are you there? 285 00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:16,638 Uncork it, I'm out of air! 286 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:19,477 Menico, what are you doing in there? 287 00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,626 I'll not stay in here forever. 288 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:25,260 When this barrel goes in the cellar I'll get out! 289 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,030 - What for? - What for? You know what! 290 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,434 The proof that you love me! 291 00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:35,575 I'll hide until tonight and then you will be with me, my love. 292 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:37,449 While your idiotic dad sleeps! 293 00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:38,651 - But I... - But what? 294 00:20:38,681 --> 00:20:40,917 - I think it's too dangerous! - It's not... 295 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,695 - Tonia! - Ouch, my nose! 296 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,981 Tonia! Who are you talking to? 297 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:49,452 Talk? I was singing, father. 298 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,193 Singing? 299 00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:56,828 The barrel! 300 00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,735 - The barrel. - The barrel? 301 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,564 What about the barrel? 302 00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,660 Nothing's wrong with it, but it's content! 303 00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:07,505 The must is not fermented yet! 304 00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:10,340 Then there is no wine for the master! 305 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,944 We can leave you the barrel and come back later when the wine's ready. 306 00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:16,013 No, you weak men! 307 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:22,286 I'll fill the barrel now because your master asked me for good wine... 308 00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:25,989 but also for some good manure for his garden's flowers. 309 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:31,261 Go to the stables and bring here cow dung and pig muck... 310 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,690 to fill the barrel up to the top! 311 00:22:30,384 --> 00:22:31,589 Menico! 312 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,757 Tonia! 313 00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:36,239 What is this stink I smell? 314 00:22:36,269 --> 00:22:37,760 You ask me? 315 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,332 It's been two days I've tried to wash away your pig's dung! 316 00:22:42,397 --> 00:22:43,809 May I come in? 317 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:46,671 My father locked me in. Wait! 318 00:22:47,308 --> 00:22:49,921 I've waited two years now, damn! 319 00:22:58,814 --> 00:23:01,423 Sorry, I bound it poorly! Throw it back! 320 00:23:05,632 --> 00:23:07,596 Bind it well now! 321 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:17,372 Let's hope... 322 00:23:26,527 --> 00:23:27,719 Tonia! 323 00:23:27,749 --> 00:23:30,028 Oh, my dad! Don't move! 324 00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:35,987 Oh Tonia! What's happening? 325 00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:38,988 Oh, dad, I thought I saw a thief! 326 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,260 - I heard a cry! - It was me! 327 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:44,161 When I saw him coming! He ran that way! 328 00:23:44,191 --> 00:23:46,063 - Where? - That way! 329 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,614 I'll kill him! 330 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:53,486 Hang on, my dear, or you won't be able to prove your love to me. 331 00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:56,524 You bowel, come out of there if you have guts! 332 00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:59,523 But there is no one here! 333 00:23:59,653 --> 00:24:02,713 I know who your thief was! Your Menico! 334 00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,985 No, father, Menico left for the Crusade! 335 00:24:05,046 --> 00:24:06,616 It's ripping... 336 00:24:08,049 --> 00:24:10,421 - Run Menico! - You filthy pig! 337 00:24:10,451 --> 00:24:13,254 I will send you to the Crusade! 338 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,889 I'll slice you! 339 00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:18,049 I'll have you run to Jerusalem! 340 00:24:18,079 --> 00:24:21,799 - I was only joking! - Damn! Damn you! 341 00:24:21,829 --> 00:24:24,414 Damned Ghibelline from Pistola! 342 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:52,613 - Father? Oh, dad! - What? 343 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,949 Free me from this prison. Please. 344 00:24:56,679 --> 00:25:00,793 No! You'll get out at vespers, when I'll be back home. 345 00:25:01,235 --> 00:25:04,457 So the war with the Ghibellines will be this short? 346 00:25:04,772 --> 00:25:06,928 What war are you talking about? 347 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:11,731 We Guelph gather at the tavern to plan the battle! 348 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,286 These are subtle things. We must do them right... 349 00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:17,893 in front of a good glass of wine! 350 00:25:18,507 --> 00:25:24,445 Try not to drink too much, father! Last time you couldn't find our door! 351 00:25:24,475 --> 00:25:27,236 Shut up, you little girl! 352 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:51,478 Is the rope safe? 353 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:54,157 Yes, my love, I tested it. 354 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:57,592 You should have done it with the linen, turned out it was old! 355 00:25:57,672 --> 00:25:59,838 In love you do not spare! 356 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:18,248 Finally alone, my dear. 357 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:20,330 - Menico! - Tonia! 358 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:30,901 My dear Menico, are you hurt? 359 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:34,705 But what is pain compared to love? 360 00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:38,433 Give me back the rope, my dear... 361 00:26:38,677 --> 00:26:40,576 Oh, go fuck... 362 00:26:47,436 --> 00:26:50,614 Come here! Menico, come here! Where are you going? 363 00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:53,417 Don't you want the proof of my love? 364 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:54,744 Menico! 365 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,354 You broke my heart! 366 00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,160 And you broke my ass! 367 00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:02,274 And that's how a sweet love story ends! 368 00:27:02,304 --> 00:27:04,453 It didn't go much wrong for him in the end! 369 00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:07,685 I know a story where the craving for riding 370 00:27:07,715 --> 00:27:10,127 brought bad luck to no less than three lovers! 371 00:27:10,157 --> 00:27:11,874 - Imagine that! - Let me tell you... 372 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:28,170 Finally at home! 373 00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:31,510 All those people, and that clutter! 374 00:27:37,463 --> 00:27:40,629 - My love... - Stop your hands! 375 00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:44,271 We are barely home and you start to touch! 376 00:27:44,301 --> 00:27:47,643 I waited for five years for this, I'm not getting any younger! 377 00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:51,008 I'll wait no more. You are my legitimate wife now! 378 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:53,193 And I'll touch you as much as I want! 379 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,481 This is our love nest! 380 00:27:57,512 --> 00:28:01,130 The lounge, the cellar... The wine is good! 381 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,888 Please, come... 382 00:28:03,918 --> 00:28:06,899 This is... the kitchen... 383 00:28:08,422 --> 00:28:10,446 and the bedroom! 384 00:28:11,459 --> 00:28:13,161 - Come on! - Ooh... 385 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,401 This is the bathroom! 386 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:19,424 You start to undress... My bowels grumble! 387 00:28:19,454 --> 00:28:22,437 I'll be quick! Strip off quickly! 388 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,409 Be quick! I'm afraid to be alone! 389 00:28:25,439 --> 00:28:28,493 I heard there is a ghost here, 390 00:28:28,524 --> 00:28:31,190 of a man who's been murdered, I think! 391 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:35,293 There is no one! Undress, I'll be with you shortly. 392 00:28:44,081 --> 00:28:47,247 What I have to do to earn a piece of bread! 393 00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:54,113 I have to give my beautiful body to that old fart. 394 00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:59,968 Saint Paschal Baylon, protector of women! 395 00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:06,817 Oh my God! Did it hurt? 396 00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:08,891 - My head... - It's not my fault! 397 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,923 I'm sorry. Come on, lay down on the bed. 398 00:29:11,953 --> 00:29:13,390 Yes, yes... to the bed... 399 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,260 - Come on! - Oh, my head... 400 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:20,558 - Help me lay down on the bed... - Come on. 401 00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:23,319 Oh, my head... my head... 402 00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:27,404 I feel dazed... 403 00:29:27,927 --> 00:29:29,390 that blow! 404 00:29:35,576 --> 00:29:41,886 My dear wife, massage me please, or I cannot give you pleasure! 405 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:43,420 What a pity! 406 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:47,331 I have to be a nurse on my wedding night! 407 00:29:48,356 --> 00:29:51,483 Down, please. The pain is down my body! 408 00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:55,534 Down! Down! 409 00:29:55,596 --> 00:29:57,952 How much lower is this pain? 410 00:29:57,982 --> 00:30:00,872 It's a bad pain! Lower, lower, lower! 411 00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:03,608 Hey! I may be beautiful, but I'm no fool! 412 00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:04,975 I'm not massaging lower! 413 00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:07,756 Please, do it and I'll give you a scudo! 414 00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:08,861 Money first! 415 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:12,153 - So much for trusting me... - I know you Neapolitans! 416 00:30:29,072 --> 00:30:33,481 Who's the master of these sweet lips? 417 00:30:33,512 --> 00:30:35,469 Who else... but you! 418 00:30:35,536 --> 00:30:40,443 Good! And who's the master of this nice bosom? 419 00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:41,474 You! 420 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:46,420 And who's the master of this nice bum... 421 00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:49,760 Oh my, the ghost! I'm afraid! 422 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:53,249 There's no ghost! It must be the cellar door. 423 00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:56,098 So, who's the master of this nice bum? 424 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,906 The ghost! I told you! 425 00:30:59,936 --> 00:31:02,386 You made him angry with your dirty words! 426 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:05,235 He's getting near. I can hear his footsteps! 427 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,773 But I said nothing else than bum... bosom... 428 00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:09,804 Shut up! 429 00:31:12,139 --> 00:31:13,550 Holy Mother! 430 00:31:15,478 --> 00:31:17,732 Be careful not to bite your tongue! 431 00:31:21,192 --> 00:31:23,882 What does he want from us? Do I have to pray? 432 00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:31,381 - I feel all wet! - Did you pee in fear? 433 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:34,130 No... I'm sweating! 434 00:31:39,695 --> 00:31:42,641 Ah! It's blood, not sweat! The ghost killed me! 435 00:31:44,005 --> 00:31:46,542 - Or not? - No, it's nothing. 436 00:31:50,611 --> 00:31:52,881 - What's that? - Go and see! 437 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,618 - Don't push me! - Go... go and see! 438 00:31:58,319 --> 00:32:00,380 - Holy crap! - What's this? 439 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:05,096 This is the work of the devil! This house is haunted! 440 00:32:05,126 --> 00:32:07,686 This bird is his doing! 441 00:32:07,716 --> 00:32:12,008 I'm leaving! I'm not staying in this house a moment more! 442 00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:14,438 - What? You're leaving? - I'm afraid! 443 00:32:14,468 --> 00:32:17,430 I'm leaving! I'm going to search for a devil-banisher! 444 00:32:17,511 --> 00:32:20,978 I'll call the exorcist... the pharmacist... 445 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:23,488 the turkeyist... I'll be back soon! 446 00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:26,221 Don't be late, I'm afraid! 447 00:32:28,631 --> 00:32:30,525 Does the exorcist live far away? 448 00:32:44,487 --> 00:32:47,438 - Minchiotto, is that you? - It is indeed. 449 00:32:47,468 --> 00:32:49,072 How tall you are... 450 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:52,209 Your husband has fled in fear! 451 00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:56,046 He's gone to call the exorcist. He'll be back! We have to be quick! 452 00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,882 What are you doing? 453 00:32:57,912 --> 00:33:00,785 The old fart made you hot? Bitch! 454 00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:02,356 Ouch! You moron! 455 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,956 I'm doing all this to keep my virginity for you, 456 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:08,225 and you slap me? Fuck... 457 00:33:08,255 --> 00:33:10,961 So are you still spotless for your Minchiotto? 458 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,241 I am! 459 00:33:12,426 --> 00:33:15,866 Then why was there some suspicious movements under the sheets 460 00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:18,469 when I dropped the blood on your husband's face? 461 00:33:18,499 --> 00:33:21,272 I was just massaging him! He's a jalopy! 462 00:33:21,302 --> 00:33:25,109 Then... are you willing to give me the proof of your love? 463 00:33:25,139 --> 00:33:27,811 Yes, yes. Take me, take me! 464 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,997 Let's go, my dear, let's go! 465 00:33:31,027 --> 00:33:32,817 - Hey, where are you going? - To bed, yes? 466 00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:36,253 No, not in the bed. It disturbs me, it feels like a sin! 467 00:33:36,283 --> 00:33:40,825 It's a sin if we do it in the bed, it's not if we do it standing? 468 00:33:41,013 --> 00:33:42,014 Bitch! 469 00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,380 - Oh! - Ooh! 470 00:33:43,694 --> 00:33:45,239 That is a backlash slap! 471 00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:47,798 There they come! Run, quick, run! 472 00:33:47,828 --> 00:33:51,270 Move, move, quick! Get out, move! 473 00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:59,153 Do you hear that? It's him! The ghost! 474 00:33:59,183 --> 00:34:01,679 His screams terrorize me! 475 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,554 Free us from the devil, Master! 476 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:06,827 Where there is a female, there is the devil, you moron! 477 00:34:06,857 --> 00:34:08,981 Such manners! I'm sorry! 478 00:34:09,011 --> 00:34:11,138 Let me pass, please! 479 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,968 Holy mother! 480 00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:30,561 Did someone fart? 481 00:34:33,641 --> 00:34:36,413 You wife and her beautiful bosom... 482 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,916 attract dirty devils! 483 00:34:38,946 --> 00:34:43,918 Specifically Balthazar, a devil of German origins. 484 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:46,625 I know him well, ja! 485 00:34:50,659 --> 00:34:55,934 Exactly! This Balthazar likes fleshy lips, 486 00:34:56,318 --> 00:34:58,335 a big bosom, 487 00:34:58,790 --> 00:35:00,571 generous hips, 488 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,063 round buttocks! 489 00:35:02,093 --> 00:35:04,014 We got the idea, Don Kaisere! 490 00:35:04,071 --> 00:35:06,076 This Balthazar likes what I like! 491 00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:07,878 Can we get on with the exorcism? 492 00:35:07,908 --> 00:35:08,946 Silence! 493 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,981 You shut up and pay! 494 00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:12,442 Five scudos! 495 00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:16,992 One, two, three, four, five. 496 00:35:18,688 --> 00:35:20,305 You gave me one scudo! 497 00:35:20,335 --> 00:35:22,701 You're a female, he's a wizard! 498 00:35:32,671 --> 00:35:36,630 When did you hear noises of the evil spirit? 499 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,110 While I was laying with my wife. 500 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:42,851 And what is an old fart like you doing with a lady like her? 501 00:35:42,881 --> 00:35:45,282 What he was doing is none of your business! 502 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,740 You woman... shut your mouth! 503 00:35:48,098 --> 00:35:50,121 No, wait... open your mouth! 504 00:35:50,151 --> 00:35:52,288 - Open it? - Open it! 505 00:35:56,525 --> 00:35:59,063 I knew it! It smells of sulphur! 506 00:35:59,093 --> 00:36:01,666 Maybe it's the macaroni with the garlic sauce... 507 00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:03,003 Shut up! 508 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,037 Where is the bedroom where you sinned? 509 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:08,105 The bedroom is that one. 510 00:36:08,705 --> 00:36:11,208 - Let's go! - Let's go... let's go. 511 00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:15,246 You can't come in. You must pray in the other room! 512 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:18,970 I'll lure the spirit in the bedroom, and then shoo him away. 513 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,348 But he'll not come if you're there. 514 00:36:21,776 --> 00:36:24,722 He loves your female, do you understand? 515 00:36:25,093 --> 00:36:26,741 I understand. 516 00:36:30,091 --> 00:36:33,161 This guy annoys me, and I even gave him five scudos! 517 00:36:33,241 --> 00:36:34,336 Damn... 518 00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:39,319 I pray to you, Saint Germana, damn that German! 519 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:57,692 Kneel! 520 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:08,125 [speaks in Latin] 521 00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:21,446 [speaks in Latin] 522 00:37:22,802 --> 00:37:24,635 What are you doing? Fumigations? 523 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:32,122 Come out, you dirty devil! Come out! 524 00:37:32,152 --> 00:37:36,252 [Speaks in German] 525 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,302 He's not here. 526 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,907 Ouch! Are you crazy? 527 00:38:01,872 --> 00:38:04,719 I'm looking for the mark of the devil! 528 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,595 Ouch... It's painful! 529 00:38:07,656 --> 00:38:10,760 Where you feel pain is not the devil! 530 00:38:14,797 --> 00:38:15,892 Ouch! 531 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:19,447 Are you sure the devil is inside me? 532 00:38:24,305 --> 00:38:25,644 Did it hurt? 533 00:38:26,121 --> 00:38:28,244 - No. - What do you feel? 534 00:38:28,788 --> 00:38:32,249 - I don't know, a tingle... - That's it! You see... 535 00:38:32,279 --> 00:38:35,192 It doesn't hurt, so it's the mark of the devil! 536 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:40,224 Come, come! I can shoo the dirty devil away from your body! 537 00:38:40,254 --> 00:38:43,027 Are you sure you'll be able to shoo him away? 538 00:38:43,057 --> 00:38:45,863 I did it before to many females! Ja! 539 00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:49,177 - Ah, no, no! What are you doing? - Yes, yes, I shoo him away... 540 00:38:49,207 --> 00:38:55,709 Mea culpa! If the devil does not come out I will pray St. Vincent... 541 00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:58,149 - You're a pig... - Mine, all mine... 542 00:39:00,228 --> 00:39:02,223 You evil devil! You dirty devil! 543 00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:05,509 - Let me go! - You go away! Shoo! 544 00:39:08,926 --> 00:39:12,473 - Shoo! Shoo! - Oh, not again! 545 00:39:12,504 --> 00:39:18,251 Done! Balthazar is out of the female and shooed back in hell! 546 00:39:18,281 --> 00:39:19,831 You can sleep safe. 547 00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:23,510 And you better be no pig, or the ghost will return! Ja? 548 00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:26,804 - Don't worry! I'm breathless... - Did you like the exorcism? 549 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,439 - Pity the devil got out so soon. - Yes, a pity! 550 00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:32,313 - My wife... - Yes, husband! 551 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:36,788 - Help me, I feel like dying! - Don't die on the wedding night! 552 00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:39,999 - What a bad wedding night! - Come on, mama's boy. 553 00:39:41,027 --> 00:39:44,800 A bad blowing night! Help me! 554 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:50,992 My wife, stay beside me, don't leave me! 555 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:56,732 My Bona, you now should do the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 556 00:39:56,762 --> 00:39:57,935 What is that? 557 00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:03,995 Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is used to save who's drowned. 558 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:06,014 And how do I do that? 559 00:40:06,044 --> 00:40:10,087 You put your mouth to my mouth, 560 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,428 then you breathe and push. 561 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:16,310 Breathe and push, push and breathe! Until I'm saved. 562 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:17,847 I figured as much! 563 00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:20,859 Well, let's do this mouth-to-mouth! 564 00:40:26,359 --> 00:40:28,421 - Was I good? - So and so... 565 00:40:28,451 --> 00:40:29,805 All right, let's sleep then! 566 00:40:34,087 --> 00:40:37,274 St. Paschal, tonight I fuck no more! 567 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:40,288 Don't you remember what the exorcist said? 568 00:40:41,008 --> 00:40:44,715 Yes, I do. He said I have to pray. 569 00:40:44,745 --> 00:40:46,317 And what are you doing instead? 570 00:40:46,347 --> 00:40:50,921 I pray, with my heart and my mind. 571 00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:52,711 And with your hands touching me. 572 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:54,844 I content myself... 573 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:04,763 I'll fetch you a glass of wine, so you'll have a better sleep. 574 00:41:07,918 --> 00:41:10,341 What have I done wrong? 575 00:41:10,371 --> 00:41:11,693 My husband in bed, 576 00:41:11,723 --> 00:41:14,345 my lover in the cellar, the exorcist at the door, 577 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,138 and I won't get laid tonight! 578 00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:19,584 - Ah! The ghost! - I'm no ghost! 579 00:41:19,614 --> 00:41:21,595 - I'm Minchiotto! - Minchiotto... 580 00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:24,837 Ooh! You're organizing orgies, eh? 581 00:41:24,867 --> 00:41:27,255 Good wine to facilitate love! 582 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,455 Bitch! 583 00:41:29,524 --> 00:41:32,004 What's the noise? The ghost? 584 00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:34,633 No, it's that exorcist cock! 585 00:41:34,663 --> 00:41:37,401 - Me? A cock? - Oh, shut up! 586 00:41:37,921 --> 00:41:40,357 The wine was an excuse to talk to you. 587 00:41:40,387 --> 00:41:43,859 Now you start playing ghost again, he gets terrified again, 588 00:41:43,889 --> 00:41:47,278 and goes to his mother's home. I don't like her and he knows it. 589 00:41:47,308 --> 00:41:49,855 So he leaves me here, and we make love! 590 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,478 - All right? - Tut! 591 00:41:51,966 --> 00:41:54,265 I have a quicker way! 592 00:41:55,772 --> 00:41:57,888 I'll put this in his glass! 593 00:41:57,918 --> 00:41:59,805 - What's in it? Poison? - Tut! 594 00:41:59,835 --> 00:42:01,227 Sleeping draught! 595 00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:04,365 Minchiotto! You're great! 596 00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:06,413 I do my best! 597 00:42:09,297 --> 00:42:11,704 Bona! Where are you? Bona! 598 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,197 Bona! 599 00:42:13,535 --> 00:42:16,040 Aren't you eager, my husband! 600 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:20,344 Now drink, it's good for you. All of it... all of it! 601 00:42:20,374 --> 00:42:21,877 And now... to sleep! 602 00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:27,485 How good is this wine! It made me hot, my Bona! 603 00:42:27,516 --> 00:42:31,103 - I feel ardour mounting! - Hey, what are you doing!? 604 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:33,460 Hey! Hey husband? 605 00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:35,934 What's happening to you? 606 00:42:36,649 --> 00:42:38,324 My husband, are you asleep? 607 00:42:39,196 --> 00:42:42,058 Oh my, I killed him! 608 00:42:42,597 --> 00:42:46,476 She killed her husband on their wedding night! 609 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:52,487 He's already cold! Minchiotto... 610 00:42:52,568 --> 00:42:54,064 Minchiotto! 611 00:42:56,285 --> 00:42:59,491 - Asleep? - Damn you! You killed him! 612 00:42:59,548 --> 00:43:00,569 Me? 613 00:43:00,649 --> 00:43:02,812 You poisoned him to enjoy your lover! 614 00:43:02,842 --> 00:43:03,907 Bitch! 615 00:43:04,427 --> 00:43:06,309 Bona, is that you? 616 00:43:07,447 --> 00:43:10,429 He's not dead, just deep asleep! 617 00:43:10,991 --> 00:43:13,904 Move him aside, so we can fornicate under his eyes! 618 00:43:13,961 --> 00:43:15,634 - Are you crazy? - Crazy? 619 00:43:15,664 --> 00:43:18,701 Let's go in the other room! Help me, come on. 620 00:43:19,668 --> 00:43:22,443 - Pull! - Quietly! 621 00:43:25,506 --> 00:43:27,413 Such a heavy mattress! 622 00:43:30,411 --> 00:43:32,287 Finally we are alone! 623 00:43:32,689 --> 00:43:34,487 - We are not alone! - What? 624 00:43:34,518 --> 00:43:37,244 - The turkey! - Who cares about the turkey? 625 00:43:37,613 --> 00:43:39,957 Bona! You're lovely! 626 00:43:39,987 --> 00:43:43,605 - You're a beauty, be mine, Bona! - Stop... I'm ashamed! 627 00:43:43,635 --> 00:43:46,800 - Of me? - Of it! I feel like he's a man! 628 00:43:46,830 --> 00:43:51,654 I like it when your are shameful, when you're not a bitch! 629 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:56,506 Bitch! Isn't this the money for your performance? 630 00:43:56,571 --> 00:43:58,676 You sold your body? 631 00:43:58,706 --> 00:44:01,654 That's from my husband for the massaging! 632 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,615 We'll talk about it later! 633 00:44:03,645 --> 00:44:06,759 Come on, take off your nightgown! 634 00:44:06,789 --> 00:44:08,524 - No, I can't! - Why? 635 00:44:08,554 --> 00:44:10,401 It's looking at me! 636 00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:12,557 Shoo him away, Minchiotto! Shoo him away. 637 00:44:12,587 --> 00:44:14,064 I'll shoo it away! 638 00:44:14,094 --> 00:44:16,807 Damn the turkey and whoever sent it! 639 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,246 Just what we needed: A Peeping Tom turkey! 640 00:44:24,769 --> 00:44:26,146 Where are you? 641 00:44:27,815 --> 00:44:31,133 Damn you! Dirty capon! 642 00:44:41,927 --> 00:44:44,663 You get trapped! Yes! 643 00:44:50,419 --> 00:44:51,896 Bona? Where are you? 644 00:44:51,926 --> 00:44:52,927 I'm here! 645 00:44:53,444 --> 00:44:55,800 - What are you doing? - Nothing... 646 00:44:55,830 --> 00:45:00,242 I wanted a glass of wine, since you slept so well! 647 00:45:00,372 --> 00:45:03,334 The ghost took my mattress away! 648 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:04,842 - No!? - Yeah! 649 00:45:04,872 --> 00:45:07,547 This time, if I get him I'll kill him! 650 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:11,882 Here he is! He's challenging me! 651 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:14,942 Give me a weapon, give me an iron pan! 652 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:18,150 Get ready, you evil spirit! 653 00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:20,262 Don't go, husband! 654 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,663 You spirit of the darkness, are you here? Answer me! 655 00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:30,669 Where are you? Here? There? 656 00:45:31,301 --> 00:45:32,711 Where are you? 657 00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:38,398 What? Do you think we men are afraid of you? Think again... 658 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:44,880 What are they doing? 659 00:45:46,437 --> 00:45:50,555 Damn you, Minchiotto, take off this sheet! You scared me to death! 660 00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:54,191 Ooh, you put on some weight! Let me see! 661 00:45:56,207 --> 00:45:59,528 - Von Kaiser? - Ja, little female, ja! 662 00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:02,223 Let's do the exorcism! 663 00:46:02,253 --> 00:46:05,164 Did you like the interrupted exorcism earlier? 664 00:46:05,194 --> 00:46:08,669 I did like it! I've tried all night to be exorcised! 665 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,805 Let me just put the mattress back... 666 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:13,844 No mattress! It's better on hard surfaces! 667 00:46:17,017 --> 00:46:18,844 Come on! Exorcise me... 668 00:46:18,874 --> 00:46:22,578 Aargh! My balls! 669 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,702 What do you want? 670 00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:34,089 Who are you? 671 00:46:34,556 --> 00:46:35,954 Hey no! 672 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,513 No way! 673 00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:39,017 What do you want? 674 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:40,618 Help! 675 00:46:51,212 --> 00:46:53,455 Careful or you may end up like Monna Fiora! 676 00:46:53,485 --> 00:46:56,441 - Why? What happened to her? - Now I tell you! 677 00:47:01,927 --> 00:47:05,630 Swimming is good, but it would be better to be in good company! 678 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,364 - Right Fiora? - Yes indeed! 679 00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:10,773 But my mother told me to stay away from men! 680 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:15,442 I can go out only with her, and I can't be visited at home either. 681 00:47:19,206 --> 00:47:21,162 It's time to go back. 682 00:47:21,192 --> 00:47:24,682 It's not good for honest girls to linger in the evening. 683 00:47:24,712 --> 00:47:26,157 Come on, Fiora! 684 00:47:28,177 --> 00:47:30,622 Fiora! What's happening? 685 00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:32,324 What's happened to you? 686 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,894 Fiora, why are you squirming? 687 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:41,380 What are you hiding in your hands, my dear friend? 688 00:47:41,729 --> 00:47:44,034 - A prawn. - A prawn? 689 00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,202 A prawn? 690 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:48,139 A prawn entered me. 691 00:47:48,579 --> 00:47:50,964 Help me cast it out. It stings! 692 00:47:54,308 --> 00:47:57,848 Come on! Don't just look at me. I'm in pain! 693 00:47:57,878 --> 00:48:01,653 If the prawn entered you, are you still a virgin? 694 00:48:01,683 --> 00:48:03,059 Right, that's true! 695 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,891 I was deceived by a servant. 696 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:11,727 He was so handsome, so blond, so young. 697 00:48:12,658 --> 00:48:15,693 He was also ribald, unfaithful and a liar! 698 00:48:16,764 --> 00:48:20,203 Don't tell anybody, I beg you. Don't say anything! 699 00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:27,579 Better get her back home. And call for a doctor. 700 00:48:27,609 --> 00:48:31,112 Yes, he may be able to cast out that rude prawn. 701 00:48:32,733 --> 00:48:35,508 I want my mum... 702 00:48:40,855 --> 00:48:42,390 Come on! 703 00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:58,276 Be quiet, my daughter. 704 00:48:58,306 --> 00:49:02,896 Our kind doctor will free you from that lewd beast! 705 00:49:45,294 --> 00:49:47,083 I'm so sorry... 706 00:49:47,113 --> 00:49:48,655 my dear customer... 707 00:49:49,348 --> 00:49:53,263 the prawn is very shrewd, 708 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:56,206 and my instruments are useless. 709 00:49:56,605 --> 00:49:59,586 But... I may have an idea. 710 00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:02,937 Me? 711 00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:28,395 Yet... 712 00:50:29,644 --> 00:50:31,702 And... her virginity? 713 00:50:31,732 --> 00:50:34,261 Well, her virginity... 714 00:50:34,291 --> 00:50:38,789 she lost it because of my instruments. 715 00:50:42,035 --> 00:50:43,618 Well... then... 716 00:50:45,747 --> 00:50:48,660 Hold on for a while more, my angel. 717 00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:53,751 I go out with our doctor to look for the remedy. 718 00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,565 Be quiet, dear. 719 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,549 I look forward for Christmas to come... 720 00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:21,553 so I can eat a huge nougat! 721 00:51:21,583 --> 00:51:25,623 So I can eat a huge nougat! 722 00:51:25,653 --> 00:51:29,601 And to have a nice drink with a jug! 723 00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:36,521 Listen, Piero, I need to talk to you. 724 00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:39,735 Sit down, sit, sit down! 725 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:47,579 It may sound strange that I, the mother, hope it happens, 726 00:51:48,311 --> 00:51:52,988 but be reassured, yours will be a noble cause. 727 00:51:53,018 --> 00:51:54,406 What is it? 728 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:59,761 My sweet daughter can be saved only with your intervention. 729 00:52:00,606 --> 00:52:01,860 What do I have to do? 730 00:52:01,890 --> 00:52:05,496 For you it will be a real pleasure to do it. 731 00:52:05,994 --> 00:52:08,269 So much that I myself... 732 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:12,306 will dab your "remedy" with an ointment... 733 00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:14,312 and it will be even sweeter! 734 00:52:16,738 --> 00:52:19,513 Come on, undress, 735 00:52:19,817 --> 00:52:22,311 while I prepare the damsel. 736 00:52:23,681 --> 00:52:25,432 Let's undress. 737 00:52:52,984 --> 00:52:55,593 - Mm, good... - Piero... Piero. 738 00:52:57,104 --> 00:52:57,983 Piero! 739 00:52:58,013 --> 00:53:01,555 Madonna, I didn't get where this ointment goes. 740 00:53:01,585 --> 00:53:08,063 Don't worry, someone will apply it for you. There! 741 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:18,302 Be quiet, daughter, I brought you the definite remedy! 742 00:53:18,332 --> 00:53:20,369 Come on, come on! 743 00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:25,772 Go! 744 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:31,837 Piero, don't delay it. My daughter is in pain. 745 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,383 My pain is not there, touch lower! 746 00:53:42,216 --> 00:53:46,651 What are you waiting for, Piero? Come on, time is pain. 747 00:53:57,249 --> 00:53:59,181 Mother, maybe you should leave us. 748 00:53:59,211 --> 00:54:02,379 Yes, you're right, my angel. 749 00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:06,756 I'd better wait in the kitchen for the results of this treatment. 750 00:55:20,722 --> 00:55:24,596 My daughter, the intruder prawn bit the fleshy bit, 751 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:28,631 the doctor was right. Get up, daughter, let's celebrate! 752 00:55:36,718 --> 00:55:38,219 Fiora? 753 00:55:40,575 --> 00:55:41,946 Fiora can't get out. 754 00:55:41,976 --> 00:55:43,952 Why, isn't she cured? 755 00:55:44,478 --> 00:55:48,552 Unfortunately not, that damned prawn laid eggs, 756 00:55:48,617 --> 00:55:54,116 the eggs hatched and my daughter is again prey to the itchy pain. 757 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:55,827 What did the doctor say? 758 00:55:56,057 --> 00:56:00,464 To repeat his treatment day and night! 759 00:56:05,098 --> 00:56:09,908 She's a beauty: Two round breasts, a small nice bum, 760 00:56:09,938 --> 00:56:12,593 two solid legs, and she's a sweet and masterly lover. 761 00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:14,977 Then is it a pleasure to fuck her? 762 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,875 Oh yes! The strange thing is when we finish, 763 00:56:17,905 --> 00:56:21,835 Fiora wants me to go out bare naked, screaming! Mah! 764 00:56:22,216 --> 00:56:24,595 - I better go, it's my turn! - Don't forget it. 765 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:28,996 Hey, tonight it's my turn. What if Fiora heals sooner? 766 00:56:29,026 --> 00:56:34,564 Don't worry! Fiora says she has more prawns inside her than there are in the sea! 767 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:41,272 Her fabrication worked well! 768 00:56:41,302 --> 00:56:46,076 A yokel who though he was smart, and wanted to enjoy his wife, 769 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:48,371 who was afraid of his riding! 770 00:56:48,401 --> 00:56:49,746 Do tell us! 771 00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:06,131 She takes off the other stocking... 772 00:57:08,896 --> 00:57:11,802 She gets up... Where are you going? 773 00:57:11,832 --> 00:57:14,503 Don't move! Stay right there! 774 00:57:23,545 --> 00:57:25,307 Bare naked! 775 00:57:25,589 --> 00:57:27,258 Such a beauty! 776 00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:56,934 For once that I... Oh, damn! 777 00:57:58,691 --> 00:58:02,643 Shoo, hens, shoo! Tonight you're risking your neck! 778 00:58:02,673 --> 00:58:03,924 Shoo! 779 00:58:04,852 --> 00:58:09,323 Blimey! All that beauty wasted, and I'm sleeping all alone! 780 00:58:10,803 --> 00:58:12,635 If I could... Damn! 781 00:58:25,873 --> 00:58:29,286 A terrible monster! Help! 782 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,829 He's getting nearer... his purple head! 783 00:58:33,414 --> 00:58:35,360 What a pain! 784 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,772 Hey, little hen, what's happening to you? 785 00:58:42,849 --> 00:58:44,462 The monster! 786 00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:46,989 Open the door! Open it, little hen! Come on! 787 00:58:47,019 --> 00:58:48,667 Open this door! 788 00:58:49,256 --> 00:58:51,235 Where are you? Where are you? 789 00:58:51,849 --> 00:58:53,746 What are you doing up there? 790 00:58:54,952 --> 00:58:56,170 Step back, you monster! 791 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,831 But I'm Nicolo, your husband! 792 00:58:58,961 --> 00:59:03,057 I'm afraid of the monster, the one you hide in your pants! 793 00:59:03,087 --> 00:59:05,383 You had another nightmare? 794 00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:08,259 My little hen, come here so I can explain. 795 00:59:08,289 --> 00:59:12,857 Some ugly woman who never saw a naked man must have told you stories! 796 00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:16,391 Come to bed, now. Cover yourself, it's cold. 797 00:59:17,692 --> 00:59:20,332 If you try the monster... 798 00:59:21,217 --> 00:59:25,796 you'll know all the beautiful and pleasurable things in life. 799 00:59:25,826 --> 00:59:27,724 But I can't find the courage. 800 00:59:27,754 --> 00:59:29,968 My little hen, it's been a week since we married, 801 00:59:29,998 --> 00:59:32,850 when will you find the courage to do it? When? 802 00:59:33,575 --> 00:59:37,348 Listen to me, why aren't you listening to me? 803 00:59:37,378 --> 00:59:39,136 Let me sleep with you. 804 00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:43,860 If you try my thing, your nightmares will disappear. 805 00:59:44,855 --> 00:59:46,765 - Shall we try? - No! 806 00:59:46,795 --> 00:59:49,072 All right! Back to the hens, then! 807 01:00:12,813 --> 01:00:14,898 Good morning, my love! 808 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:17,988 - Slept well? - Yes. 809 01:00:18,018 --> 01:00:21,626 Lucky you slept! I've been awake all night. 810 01:00:48,650 --> 01:00:50,821 - Step back! - Did I scare you? 811 01:00:50,851 --> 01:00:53,605 Not you, my dear, your monster. 812 01:00:56,725 --> 01:01:00,665 - You came here for a kiss? - No, I was thinking... 813 01:01:00,984 --> 01:01:02,667 about an Important thing. 814 01:01:02,697 --> 01:01:05,927 Did you forget to manure broccoli or peas? 815 01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:07,972 No, something more Important. 816 01:01:08,002 --> 01:01:09,430 What is that? 817 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:13,110 Maybe your mother didn't tell you about married men? 818 01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:17,974 Oh, yes, she said they are as fiery as goats, horses and bulls! 819 01:01:18,004 --> 01:01:19,263 As bulls, yes! 820 01:01:19,293 --> 01:01:22,186 And did she say that men are not like the beasts? 821 01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:23,187 No! 822 01:01:23,217 --> 01:01:27,564 - That's it! Now it's all clear! - What's clear? 823 01:01:27,622 --> 01:01:31,630 Why you have nightmares thinking about the two things of men. 824 01:01:31,660 --> 01:01:35,403 - The two things? Did you said two? - Yes, exactly! 825 01:01:35,433 --> 01:01:37,398 All men have two things! 826 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:41,130 Oh my! Two monsters in each man? 827 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:45,181 Yes, my little hen. Come with me and I'll explain everything. 828 01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:48,779 Did you never ever see a bare naked man? 829 01:01:48,809 --> 01:01:52,120 - No. - That's why you know nothing... 830 01:01:52,846 --> 01:01:57,788 of these two things. One is big and is used when needed, 831 01:01:57,818 --> 01:02:01,025 or for some special woman, not for you! 832 01:02:01,055 --> 01:02:04,629 On the other hand, the latter is small and kind, 833 01:02:04,659 --> 01:02:06,830 and it does not hurt at all! 834 01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:10,886 Convince yourself, my little hen, I'm talking for your own good. 835 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:12,604 I don't really care. 836 01:02:12,634 --> 01:02:15,640 You'll have no nightmares any more! 837 01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:18,377 And also your pimples will disappear. 838 01:02:18,407 --> 01:02:20,843 You'll discover the pleasures of love, 839 01:02:20,873 --> 01:02:23,781 if we just use the smaller one. 840 01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:27,686 All right, we'll talk about it tonight. 841 01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:04,550 - Are you ready? - Yes, but I tremble with fear. 842 01:03:04,843 --> 01:03:06,957 Have faith, my little hen, 843 01:03:07,347 --> 01:03:10,762 the little one is... kind and heedful. 844 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:12,373 Are you sure? 845 01:03:29,295 --> 01:03:31,102 Sorry, my husband. 846 01:03:32,588 --> 01:03:36,172 Can you wait a little bit more? I still can't find the courage. 847 01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:38,022 When will you find it? 848 01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:42,293 If you make a mistake and act with the big and not the small one... 849 01:03:42,323 --> 01:03:45,000 Don't worry, I really cannot make such a mistake! 850 01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:52,837 I love you too much, my Nicolo, 851 01:03:52,867 --> 01:03:55,239 I'll do it even if I know I'll die from it. 852 01:03:55,269 --> 01:03:58,175 - Are you sure? - Yes, but wait, please. 853 01:03:58,205 --> 01:04:01,746 - I can't wait any longer! - No, no, please, Nicolo... 854 01:04:01,776 --> 01:04:05,313 I feel something strange, what are you doing? No! 855 01:04:05,343 --> 01:04:06,861 Nicolo! 856 01:04:08,335 --> 01:04:12,542 Oh, Nicolo... Yes... Yes... 857 01:04:34,909 --> 01:04:39,950 I told you to have faith, that I would not hurt you, 858 01:04:39,980 --> 01:04:41,917 on the contrary, it's a pleasure. 859 01:04:43,614 --> 01:04:45,512 Did you like it? 860 01:04:48,247 --> 01:04:50,808 - Again! - Here I am! 861 01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:24,516 Here I am, my wife! 862 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,831 Why did it take you so long? I waited anxiously. 863 01:05:27,861 --> 01:05:30,267 - Is dinner ready? - Dinner can wait. 864 01:05:30,297 --> 01:05:32,537 - On to the bed! - Can't we eat first? 865 01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:37,007 - I wanna learn everything about the monster! - I'll teach you! 866 01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:39,310 - Won't you undress first? - You undress me! 867 01:05:39,340 --> 01:05:42,763 - I undress you, all right! - Yes, yes. 868 01:06:52,647 --> 01:06:55,019 - I have to work. - No, no! 869 01:06:55,973 --> 01:07:00,604 We've just done it eight times today, come on, come on! 870 01:07:02,662 --> 01:07:05,184 Nicolo! Nicolo? 871 01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:07,298 Let's make love? 872 01:07:07,754 --> 01:07:09,407 Nicolo, where are you? 873 01:07:21,075 --> 01:07:24,415 No, my little hen, it's bad to make love again and again. 874 01:07:24,445 --> 01:07:27,351 It's not for me, it's for you, it's not healthy for you, 875 01:07:27,381 --> 01:07:30,555 and then you can't work any more! 876 01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:33,059 My little hen, relax! 877 01:07:35,194 --> 01:07:42,306 Nicolo, my small monster, take me Nicolo! 878 01:07:59,215 --> 01:08:01,524 Nicolo! Where are you going? 879 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:05,724 I wanted some water but no more. I'm back to bed, don't worry. 880 01:08:05,754 --> 01:08:13,696 I have no more fear of your nice thing, actually I've grown fond of it! 881 01:08:47,668 --> 01:08:50,139 You pig, stay put and be quiet! 882 01:09:08,449 --> 01:09:09,450 Nicolo? 883 01:09:11,553 --> 01:09:14,091 Why are you hiding there with the pigs? 884 01:09:14,121 --> 01:09:17,660 No, no! I can't do it any more! 885 01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:24,335 Why are you running away? 886 01:09:24,883 --> 01:09:27,507 Nicolo, don't be afraid! 887 01:09:37,178 --> 01:09:38,428 Wait! 888 01:09:42,751 --> 01:09:44,101 Wait for me! 889 01:10:01,143 --> 01:10:03,735 My husband, I have a big surprise, 890 01:10:03,765 --> 01:10:06,802 I decided that... 891 01:10:08,175 --> 01:10:12,591 I've lost all my fears, now we can try your bigger monster! 892 01:10:12,621 --> 01:10:14,383 No! 893 01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:21,492 Who knows what happened to that poor guy! 894 01:10:21,523 --> 01:10:25,196 Males have just one monster indeed, 895 01:10:25,226 --> 01:10:28,700 and we girls have never enough even of that one! 896 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:31,369 Donna Amanda craved for more than her husband's, 897 01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:35,542 as demonstrated by a fact her maid told me. 898 01:11:00,294 --> 01:11:03,504 Wait for me! Damn you! 899 01:11:41,657 --> 01:11:44,576 Bishop, what are you doing here bare naked? 900 01:11:44,606 --> 01:11:46,389 What are you doing here, soldiers? 901 01:11:47,609 --> 01:11:51,816 We're chasing Baccio da Rovigo, the brigand who escaped naked from prison. 902 01:11:51,846 --> 01:11:53,682 That great sinner! 903 01:11:53,712 --> 01:11:56,655 He's the one who caught me while I was going to 904 01:11:56,718 --> 01:12:00,692 the Convent of Calamadi to give them a precious icon. 905 01:12:01,190 --> 01:12:04,295 That ribald made my brothers flee 906 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:07,698 and stripped me of all my belongings. 907 01:13:09,639 --> 01:13:12,479 Oh, I needed to piss! 908 01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:37,889 Holy Mother! 909 01:13:47,281 --> 01:13:51,346 I never saw a bishop like that with such a big prick! 910 01:13:51,376 --> 01:13:53,092 Oh, no, no! 911 01:14:11,753 --> 01:14:14,020 You wait! Please. 912 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:20,043 My wife collapsed, she feels like dying and wants to confess. 913 01:14:20,315 --> 01:14:22,933 I don't have the necessary things here. 914 01:14:22,963 --> 01:14:28,112 But she's dying, can't you do it with out this necessity? 915 01:14:35,945 --> 01:14:38,618 In extreme cases... I can confess her any which way. 916 01:14:39,413 --> 01:14:42,607 You are a saint. Come in. 917 01:14:43,649 --> 01:14:44,752 This way? 918 01:14:49,535 --> 01:14:50,762 Please, go in. 919 01:14:50,842 --> 01:14:55,311 Your eminence, look: 1204, the Fourth Crusade! 920 01:14:55,341 --> 01:14:56,867 Good, very good, son. 921 01:14:57,087 --> 01:15:00,505 And 1229, another Crusade! 922 01:15:00,535 --> 01:15:03,105 - That's why you have a thin voice. - No... 923 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:08,367 - 1248, one more Crusade! - Poor guy! 924 01:15:08,397 --> 01:15:11,750 Puccetto Corsini! I gave all for the Church! 925 01:15:11,780 --> 01:15:15,557 Good. You'll be rewarded by God for this. 926 01:15:17,248 --> 01:15:18,602 I wish! 927 01:15:21,422 --> 01:15:23,810 Welcome to my humble home, your eminence. 928 01:15:23,890 --> 01:15:25,190 This way. 929 01:15:29,964 --> 01:15:33,672 My dear Amanda, here's a saint for you to confess. 930 01:15:34,058 --> 01:15:35,902 Virgin Mary! 931 01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:38,984 My poor little wife. 932 01:15:39,775 --> 01:15:43,928 She was all right. My Amanda. 933 01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:48,381 Confess me, your eminence. 934 01:15:49,002 --> 01:15:51,690 I want to die in the grace of God. 935 01:15:52,742 --> 01:15:54,961 And you, my husband, 936 01:15:54,991 --> 01:15:58,159 leave us alone before it's too late. 937 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:01,346 Come on. 938 01:16:02,398 --> 01:16:06,638 - Right, confession is a private thing. - Yeah... 939 01:16:06,668 --> 01:16:08,460 Excuse me, your eminence. 940 01:16:21,092 --> 01:16:24,648 Now give me your grace. 941 01:16:25,385 --> 01:16:29,249 The peace that I've missed for so long. 942 01:16:30,525 --> 01:16:34,728 Yes, now... Oh... here it is! 943 01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:37,001 No, what are you doing with that? 944 01:16:37,031 --> 01:16:40,010 Actually I don't need this thing to do this thing... 945 01:16:40,606 --> 01:16:43,040 - Come here, come closer. - Yes, all right. 946 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:44,676 Give me your hand! 947 01:16:44,706 --> 01:16:45,979 Here's my hand... 948 01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,601 Please give me your hand, glove off! 949 01:16:49,631 --> 01:16:51,509 - Yes, off... - Off... 950 01:16:52,614 --> 01:16:56,653 - Now, give it to me. Now! - Now, yes. 951 01:16:59,655 --> 01:17:02,019 Now... God pray for us! 952 01:17:03,024 --> 01:17:07,234 - Will you confess me or not? - I'm here for this, child! 953 01:17:07,796 --> 01:17:10,241 Wait, I'll take off everything! 954 01:17:20,742 --> 01:17:24,622 Stop chopping that onion! It makes me cry! 955 01:17:30,059 --> 01:17:33,138 Stop staring! Have you never seen someone crying? 956 01:17:36,658 --> 01:17:40,697 Oh God... Oh God... Oh God... 957 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,202 Blimey! It's a long confession! 958 01:18:11,693 --> 01:18:13,061 Come on. 959 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:26,057 - Such a good confession they're doing! - Let me see! 960 01:18:27,676 --> 01:18:30,776 So many sins! 961 01:18:33,118 --> 01:18:35,299 I'm feeling hot myself! 962 01:18:35,329 --> 01:18:36,524 Stop it. 963 01:18:41,315 --> 01:18:42,693 Are you crazy? 964 01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:45,630 What are they doing? 965 01:18:48,929 --> 01:18:50,243 Let me see. 966 01:18:52,768 --> 01:18:55,274 Nice bum! Nice! 967 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:05,219 - You brutish cheat! - I can explain, it's not what you think! 968 01:19:14,155 --> 01:19:16,440 - Hey, where are you taking me? - Shush! 969 01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:19,215 - Come on. - Where? 970 01:19:20,904 --> 01:19:25,704 Oh, I get it now! No! I'm not... leave me alone! 971 01:19:25,734 --> 01:19:27,494 I will cry help! 972 01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:36,105 - You, ugly capon! - Come here, my bird! 973 01:19:39,629 --> 01:19:40,669 Got you. 974 01:19:40,749 --> 01:19:41,827 No! 975 01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:45,989 You hurt me... I'm still a virgin! 976 01:19:47,557 --> 01:19:49,573 Will you marry me afterwards? 977 01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:53,798 You're my bird of paradise... 978 01:19:53,828 --> 01:19:54,829 Stop now! 979 01:19:56,831 --> 01:19:58,868 You horned bishop! 980 01:19:58,933 --> 01:20:01,817 - I'm no bishop, nor a friar! - I will castrate you with my bare hands! 981 01:20:01,847 --> 01:20:03,887 One is enough in the family! 982 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:09,879 Finally you came back to me! 983 01:20:12,914 --> 01:20:15,994 - Who's this one? - It's mine, who else's? 984 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,236 Are you running away? 985 01:20:27,686 --> 01:20:29,803 You'll not leave this room! 986 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:31,486 You beast. 987 01:20:32,921 --> 01:20:35,364 - And now... - Take this icon! 988 01:20:38,939 --> 01:20:40,648 Good bye my bird! 989 01:20:40,678 --> 01:20:42,250 It's been great! 990 01:20:42,801 --> 01:20:45,048 Fly away, my seagull! 991 01:20:47,749 --> 01:20:52,323 What? What's happening? Is this a joke? 992 01:20:52,353 --> 01:20:56,199 Let me out! I feel like a bird in a net! 993 01:20:57,959 --> 01:21:02,366 207... Have you fallen for it, your eminence? 994 01:21:02,633 --> 01:21:05,870 Amanda's hair tug more than a hundred oxen! 995 01:21:06,220 --> 01:21:08,239 And now we are the oxen! 996 01:21:08,269 --> 01:21:11,743 Eminence, nice to meet you, I'm Place da Monreale, solicitor. 997 01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:14,366 All bullshit! Fuck you! 998 01:21:14,396 --> 01:21:16,347 Did you say 'fuck you', your eminence? 999 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:20,493 The Vatican Council has opened their minds! Good! Good! 1000 01:21:20,524 --> 01:21:25,094 Good? Bullshit! We'll be stuck here milling wheat forever! 1001 01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:29,271 Spare your breath, Doctor! 1002 01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:33,097 Two priests, a solicitor and a doctor. What's this all about? 1003 01:21:33,127 --> 01:21:34,766 I've been called for the viaticum. 1004 01:21:34,796 --> 01:21:36,777 They called me for a consultation. 1005 01:21:37,009 --> 01:21:38,807 And I came for a confession. 1006 01:21:40,868 --> 01:21:45,977 Puccetto didn't want to hire labourers for the mill... 1007 01:21:46,007 --> 01:21:49,548 and every time he has to mill all his land's wheat 1008 01:21:49,578 --> 01:21:53,436 Monna Amanda fakes an illness and they get the hands they need. 1009 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:55,609 The great bitch! 1010 01:21:55,793 --> 01:21:59,295 She has fun and her husband gets his workers! 1011 01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:05,930 A smart couple! That is a funny story indeed! 1012 01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:09,433 Oh, yes? Wait till you hear this funnier one! 1013 01:22:09,463 --> 01:22:10,600 Good! 1014 01:22:10,630 --> 01:22:14,326 Ouch! You're rude! 1015 01:22:15,903 --> 01:22:19,076 Come one, take me away, you bold woman, quick! 1016 01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:20,552 Quick! 1017 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:26,450 Quick, fast! Pull me! 1018 01:22:27,415 --> 01:22:28,951 Come on! 1019 01:22:34,221 --> 01:22:38,128 In the stables there's a naked man with a huge clapper! 1020 01:22:38,158 --> 01:22:42,390 - So big like I've never seen. - Who knows what you saw for real? 1021 01:22:42,420 --> 01:22:44,536 I assure you: Huge! 1022 01:22:44,788 --> 01:22:47,300 - Maybe it's like a donkey's! - It's bigger! 1023 01:22:49,036 --> 01:22:51,292 - Like that of a mule? - Bigger I say! 1024 01:22:51,372 --> 01:22:55,603 - Like that of a small bull? - Bigger! Bigger! 1025 01:22:55,874 --> 01:22:59,483 - Not like one of a nag? - Three times bigger. 1026 01:22:59,831 --> 01:23:01,424 Holy Mother! 1027 01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:04,153 Big like... 1028 01:23:05,119 --> 01:23:08,922 - Big like this? - Exactly like this! 1029 01:23:11,892 --> 01:23:14,198 - And what's the name of this ram? - Well... 1030 01:23:14,228 --> 01:23:18,035 I can swear it's Cecco, the one from Viterbury! 1031 01:23:18,065 --> 01:23:20,109 - Stop! - You can't go! 1032 01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,046 Cecco! 1033 01:23:22,903 --> 01:23:29,184 Holy cow and it's soul! Cecco de Burini from Viterbury! 1034 01:23:29,214 --> 01:23:37,088 That rascal cheated me once, now I will cheat on him. Oh, yes. 1035 01:23:37,451 --> 01:23:38,951 Cecco! 1036 01:23:40,955 --> 01:23:42,193 Cecco! 1037 01:23:42,223 --> 01:23:44,501 Come back later, I'm busy! 1038 01:23:48,929 --> 01:23:51,933 Are you Cecco? Da Viterbury? 1039 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:57,216 - Ugh, what do you want? - You're Cecco de Burini? 1040 01:23:57,246 --> 01:24:00,024 - So what? - So you're the bastard? 1041 01:24:00,054 --> 01:24:02,547 You want to talk family? 1042 01:24:02,577 --> 01:24:05,352 Mm... You scoundrel. Do you remember Chiara? 1043 01:24:06,913 --> 01:24:08,520 Chiara? How long ago? 1044 01:24:08,767 --> 01:24:10,577 About nine months ago! 1045 01:24:11,986 --> 01:24:16,260 Ah, Chiara. Beautiful girl. How is she? 1046 01:24:16,290 --> 01:24:17,808 She's pregnant! 1047 01:24:17,838 --> 01:24:18,839 Really? 1048 01:24:19,426 --> 01:24:20,427 Yours! 1049 01:24:21,425 --> 01:24:23,105 And I swore on my soul 1050 01:24:23,135 --> 01:24:27,173 that if I found that bastard who took advantage of her 1051 01:24:27,203 --> 01:24:30,324 I would have crushed his bones one by one with bare hands! 1052 01:24:30,354 --> 01:24:32,529 Cecco, here I come! 1053 01:24:44,512 --> 01:24:47,105 Oh, you son of a bitch! 1054 01:24:47,135 --> 01:24:49,059 Agnolo, look there! 1055 01:24:50,191 --> 01:24:52,695 What? What's happening? 1056 01:24:54,228 --> 01:24:56,641 If we get you out, what's in it for us? 1057 01:24:57,064 --> 01:25:01,571 - Nothing! - Come on, get out! 1058 01:25:06,984 --> 01:25:11,152 Come on, you're sweet and nice! 1059 01:25:13,114 --> 01:25:15,620 Don't hope to get by with this! 1060 01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:18,563 Come on, take off your clothes! 1061 01:25:19,924 --> 01:25:22,721 Oh, shut up and take advantage of them! 1062 01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:26,080 Oh, you're strong! 1063 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:29,164 You can't pay my sister's honour with two bitches! 1064 01:25:33,602 --> 01:25:36,015 When we finish, you get to pay what's due! 1065 01:25:36,772 --> 01:25:39,685 You're big and strong! And handsome! 1066 01:25:41,643 --> 01:25:44,482 I will break your bones, unless... 1067 01:25:45,106 --> 01:25:47,205 You'll talk later! 1068 01:25:47,285 --> 01:25:48,782 Unless? 1069 01:25:49,866 --> 01:25:54,121 - Unless you compromise... - He's mine, leave him. 1070 01:25:56,424 --> 01:25:57,665 And how? 1071 01:25:59,558 --> 01:26:01,501 Unless you marry her! 1072 01:26:03,130 --> 01:26:05,634 Why not! I'm all right with it. 1073 01:26:07,636 --> 01:26:09,885 - So you accept? - Yes. 1074 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,478 I'm puzzled... 1075 01:26:13,094 --> 01:26:14,681 Stop, everyone! 1076 01:26:15,564 --> 01:26:18,622 - Oh, my, who are they? - What do they want? 1077 01:26:19,076 --> 01:26:25,243 In the name of law, who is Cecco de Burini from Viterbury? 1078 01:26:25,554 --> 01:26:27,591 It's him! Him! 1079 01:26:28,222 --> 01:26:30,899 Cecco de Burini, you're under arrest. 1080 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:34,168 - Take him! - Where's my money? 1081 01:26:35,030 --> 01:26:36,916 Come on, quick! 1082 01:26:37,762 --> 01:26:41,172 Wait a minute, I have to give my friend something. 1083 01:26:41,849 --> 01:26:45,657 - What do I do? - You still want to marry my sister? 1084 01:26:45,687 --> 01:26:47,185 I told you, yes! 1085 01:26:48,476 --> 01:26:49,694 Look... 1086 01:26:52,781 --> 01:26:56,655 Look, I get you out of trouble, but you have to marry my sister! 1087 01:26:56,685 --> 01:26:58,434 How do I have to tell you? Yes! 1088 01:26:58,464 --> 01:27:00,271 All right, get out of the way! 1089 01:27:35,823 --> 01:27:37,268 Stay still! 1090 01:27:37,659 --> 01:27:41,128 - Here I come! - Me too! 1091 01:27:47,569 --> 01:27:50,777 - What do you do, pig! - Stay calm! 1092 01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,092 Get out! 1093 01:28:27,722 --> 01:28:29,001 Again? 1094 01:28:38,887 --> 01:28:42,830 How many are there? When will we end it? 1095 01:28:47,128 --> 01:28:50,134 One more... no, I need you. 1096 01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:52,036 This was the last one! 1097 01:28:52,066 --> 01:28:54,177 - How rude! - Take off your clothes! 1098 01:28:55,136 --> 01:28:57,397 - Naked? - Bare naked! 1099 01:28:58,707 --> 01:29:01,580 You'll need clothes to be introduced to my sister. 1100 01:29:01,610 --> 01:29:03,147 - Yes... - The clothes of a captain 1101 01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:05,878 are better then those of a simple soldier, 1102 01:29:05,908 --> 01:29:07,527 for the neighbours. 1103 01:29:12,185 --> 01:29:14,900 Why do you want to marry my sister? 1104 01:29:15,811 --> 01:29:18,096 - Because I love her. - If you say so... 1105 01:29:19,431 --> 01:29:21,801 - What? Don't you trust me? - No. 1106 01:29:23,197 --> 01:29:25,636 Excuse me, gentlemen, may I go now? 1107 01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:29,643 - Of course. - Yes, you can go! Go! 1108 01:29:34,317 --> 01:29:38,983 I'm happy to be married, a house, a wife, some children, 1109 01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:42,219 so you can put some order in this ramshackle existence. 1110 01:29:42,249 --> 01:29:43,555 - No? - No! 1111 01:29:43,585 --> 01:29:48,152 I'm fed up of sleeping under bridges with wanderings, monks, soldiers, whores. 1112 01:29:48,182 --> 01:29:51,061 - A man has to have a house, right? - No. 1113 01:29:51,091 --> 01:29:52,129 - No! - No? 1114 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:56,501 Look, I've been trying for hours to convince you that I wanna marry your sister. 1115 01:29:56,755 --> 01:29:59,671 - Why don't you try and trust me? - No! 1116 01:30:01,123 --> 01:30:04,509 I want my grandson to know his father's face. 1117 01:30:04,539 --> 01:30:06,610 - Why? Don't you like it? - No. 1118 01:30:09,153 --> 01:30:11,950 Now I need to piss, what can I do? 1119 01:30:11,980 --> 01:30:14,220 No problem, I have to pee too. 1120 01:30:14,516 --> 01:30:15,587 Lucky me! 1121 01:30:15,617 --> 01:30:18,336 Those who don't pee together, are thieves or spies... 1122 01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:21,066 or in their pants they have what my aunt has. 1123 01:30:21,860 --> 01:30:24,659 You misjudge me just because someone is angry with me. 1124 01:30:24,689 --> 01:30:25,854 You're wrong. 1125 01:30:25,884 --> 01:30:30,665 One day I'll be Important, and then beware those who get in my way. 1126 01:30:30,695 --> 01:30:31,925 Do you want to scare me? 1127 01:30:31,955 --> 01:30:34,779 No, because I could get along without your help. 1128 01:30:34,809 --> 01:30:36,416 I'd like to see that! 1129 01:30:36,446 --> 01:30:38,684 Now let's go, yokel! 1130 01:30:47,097 --> 01:30:51,065 - Watch out, other soldiers! - I'm a captain, don't worry! 1131 01:30:51,813 --> 01:30:54,751 - But they want to arrest you! - Let me do the talking. 1132 01:30:57,024 --> 01:30:58,830 Sergeant, halt! 1133 01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:00,418 At your order, captain! 1134 01:31:00,549 --> 01:31:03,052 I entrust this man to your custody, he's a drunk madman, 1135 01:31:03,082 --> 01:31:05,296 he destroyed a tavern, be careful! 1136 01:31:05,326 --> 01:31:06,747 He's dangerous and a liar. 1137 01:31:06,777 --> 01:31:08,838 Understood captain, we'll take care of it! 1138 01:31:08,868 --> 01:31:12,155 It's not true, it's not true! What are you doing? It's not true! 1139 01:31:12,185 --> 01:31:14,913 - Cecco, damn you! - Shut up, beast! 1140 01:31:14,943 --> 01:31:16,012 Cecco? 1141 01:31:16,076 --> 01:31:18,717 Remember to marry my sister! 1142 01:31:19,965 --> 01:31:23,753 Cecco! You're a real son of a bitch! 1143 01:31:24,619 --> 01:31:26,120 Cecco! 1144 01:31:29,123 --> 01:31:30,661 Bye, Agnolo! 1145 01:31:33,252 --> 01:31:34,856 Such a fox! 1146 01:31:35,127 --> 01:31:36,604 And there's more! 1147 01:31:36,634 --> 01:31:42,008 Agnolo had another sister and Cecco got her pregnant too! 1148 01:31:43,203 --> 01:31:46,645 Men are better lovers than husbands! 1149 01:31:46,675 --> 01:31:49,079 Don't make me think about my man! 1150 01:31:49,109 --> 01:31:54,760 Like mine, husbands are readier to sleep than to ride! 1151 01:31:55,331 --> 01:31:57,116 Cencia is lucky to have a lover! 1152 01:31:57,146 --> 01:31:59,456 - Lucky her! - Here he comes! 1153 01:31:59,486 --> 01:32:04,197 Ulrico, my love, my sweet... 1154 01:32:04,403 --> 01:32:07,005 Hey! Don't you recognize me? 1155 01:32:07,035 --> 01:32:08,566 I can't now, I'm on duty. 1156 01:32:08,596 --> 01:32:12,981 On duty? That son of a... On duty. Duty! 1157 01:32:13,011 --> 01:32:16,298 But when he comes to me, it doesn't count if I'm tired. 1158 01:32:16,328 --> 01:32:19,584 I always have to be ready at his will. 1159 01:32:19,614 --> 01:32:22,774 Now he has to be at my will! 1160 01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:26,317 - Good! Bravo! - Go for him! 1161 01:32:27,110 --> 01:32:29,320 Hey, calm down! Don't hit me! 1162 01:32:29,350 --> 01:32:33,437 - Come on, come on. Quick. - Slow down... I've been ill... 1163 01:32:33,467 --> 01:32:36,080 - Don't be shy! - You'll like it. 1164 01:32:36,110 --> 01:32:39,874 - One at at time, slow down... - Careful, this is my best armour... 1165 01:32:39,904 --> 01:32:41,980 Ah, love, love. 1166 01:32:42,923 --> 01:32:46,035 Tingles all the whims of the heart. 1167 01:32:46,837 --> 01:32:49,672 Ah, love, love. 1168 01:32:50,843 --> 01:32:54,782 Do it again and again. But do not play with it. 1169 01:32:55,998 --> 01:32:58,112 Donna Teresa resign yourself 1170 01:32:58,142 --> 01:33:00,138 you're destined to be deceived. 1171 01:33:00,168 --> 01:33:02,319 Donna Comare you spin wool 1172 01:33:02,349 --> 01:33:05,049 put your skirt to rest. 1173 01:33:09,190 --> 01:33:11,218 Round eyes who gleefully laughs. 1174 01:33:11,248 --> 01:33:13,430 Don't care and drink wine! 1175 01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:15,499 Old Croce, you've lost 1176 01:33:15,530 --> 01:33:17,319 all your money, as usual. 1177 01:33:17,349 --> 01:33:19,889 Ah, love, love. 1178 01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:24,042 Tingles all the whims of the heart. 1179 01:33:24,851 --> 01:33:27,713 Ah, love, love. 1180 01:33:28,732 --> 01:33:32,462 Do it again and again, but do not play with it. 87227

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