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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [Script Info] ; Script generated by Aegisub 2.1.8 ; http://www.aegisub.org/ Title: Default Aegisub file ScriptType: v4.00+ WrapStyle: 0 PlayResX: 640 PlayResY: 480 ScaledBorderAndShadow: yes Last Style Storage: Default Audio File: ?video Video File: The Graduate Disc 1-2.mkv Video Aspect Ratio: 0 Video Zoom: 8 Video Position: 112541 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Carey,Arial,22,&H0000FFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,2,2,10,10,10,1 Style: Default,Arial,20,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,2,2,10,10,10,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.12,0:00:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.70,0:01:15.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.64,0:01:19.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And...everyone is waiting. Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.92,0:01:23.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. Alright. Just give me a minute. Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:25.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't take too long. Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.86,0:01:30.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of our guests have come all the way from Polo Del Mal... Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.91,0:01:33.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's only 15 minutes away from here Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:37.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Polo Del Mal, Mexico! Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.26,0:01:42.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong, Ben? You look worried. Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.34,0:01:44.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.34,0:01:46.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'm just... Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.67,0:01:50.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...thinking about my future. Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.57,0:01:54.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys! Boys! Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.40,0:01:57.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are! Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.23,0:02:01.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's shake a leg! Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:03.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.90,0:02:08.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome everybody! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.28,0:02:10.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for coming! Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.28,0:02:12.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benji! Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.28,0:02:14.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe it's been 4 years! Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.28,0:02:19.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I still think of you as that little boy who used to smack his balls into my yard. Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.59,0:02:21.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome home. Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.59,0:02:23.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you Mr. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.59,0:02:25.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me. Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.59,0:02:32.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.55,0:02:47.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,There he is. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.03,0:02:49.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The scholar of Encino. Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.54,0:02:53.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me, that little orange number in the driveway...is that yours? Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.28,0:02:55.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's his graduation present. Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.55,0:02:57.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my graduation present. Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.55,0:03:01.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's important. We call it the Poon-Tang Magnet! Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.51,0:03:05.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please. Ben, let me speak to you please. Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.28,0:03:10.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's important. Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.40,0:03:12.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I have one word to say to you.... Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.40,0:03:14.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...plastic novelties! Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.40,0:03:17.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's two words, Mr. Britman. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.90,0:03:19.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be fresh there, son! Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.90,0:03:23.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm revealing the future to you, like Carnac The Magnificent. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.91,0:03:25.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So the future is... Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.34,0:03:27.63,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...plastic novelties. That's right! Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.63,0:03:32.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, pretty soon, every woman is going to have her very own plastic phallus. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.45,0:03:34.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.45,0:03:36.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You can go to the bank on it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.23,0:03:38.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yessir. Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.45,0:03:40.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To the bank, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.45,0:03:42.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Two speeds: slow and fast. Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.45,0:03:46.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of like the engine on your Poon Tang Magnet. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.53,0:03:49.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You read me? Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.41,0:03:53.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Purring Poon Tang Magnet...loud and clear. Yessir. Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.40,0:03:57.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me. Alright. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.74,0:04:23.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.71,0:04:59.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[moans] Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.83,0:05:18.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.64,0:05:22.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.33,0:05:25.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.84,0:05:34.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.87,0:05:38.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.94,0:06:07.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps you should've joined the priesthood instead of the Ivy League, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.54,0:06:13.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Robinson. You've grown. Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.34,0:06:16.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you looking for the bathroom, because it's right down the hall. Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.41,0:06:17.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I found what I was looking for. Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.79,0:06:19.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A little peace and quiet. Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.27,0:06:21.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You look upset. Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.32,0:06:23.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.27,0:06:25.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'm a bit overwhelmed. Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.28,0:06:29.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You should feel quite comfortable in your old room. Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.19,0:06:32.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you can't go home again. Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.75,0:06:36.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do you think you are then, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.15,0:06:39.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I was just quoting Thomas Wolf. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.36,0:06:41.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you major in? Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.36,0:06:43.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,World Literature. Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.36,0:06:45.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, like Jekyl and Suzanne? Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.36,0:06:48.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, deeper... Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.74,0:06:51.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, deeper. Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.86,0:06:55.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.67,0:06:57.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What I mean...important literature. Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.67,0:06:59.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Metaphors. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.67,0:07:08.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps...like an aquarium....it stands for the suffocation of the soul and the inability to remove oneself from the dire predicament. Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.34,0:07:11.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is crystal clear from those from the outside. Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.46,0:07:15.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no,no, no! That would be too obvious! Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.29,0:07:18.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to mention, highly pretentious. Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.45,0:07:22.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I need you to give me a ride, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.42,0:07:35.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to drive. I like a man behind the wheel. You're a man right? Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.81,0:07:37.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.28,0:07:43.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you just ran a red light. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.25,0:07:46.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I was having a hard time concentrating. Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.00,0:07:48.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean, you're worried about your future? Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.48,0:07:50.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,In a manner of speaking, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.48,0:07:53.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost there. Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.92,0:07:55.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea. Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.81,0:08:00.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I like your car. It's sort of... Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.77,0:08:05.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Poon Tang Magnet, like my pop would say? [laughs] Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.38,0:08:09.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to say, it's a smooth ride for such a... Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.53,0:08:12.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I don't know. Whatever it is. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.28,0:08:17.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Robinson, I didn't mean to offend you. That was really rude, I apologize. Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.78,0:08:19.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give it another thought. Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.78,0:08:22.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My parents got it for me for a graduation gift. Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.74,0:08:26.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you don't say? Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.99,0:08:34.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here you are. Safe and sound. Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.87,0:08:36.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.87,0:08:38.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin, have a nightcap. Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.57,0:08:41.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I really have to go. What's your poison? Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.69,0:08:46.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Scotch... Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.06,0:08:49.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's funny, you look like a bourbon man. Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.48,0:08:52.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You know on second thought, Mrs. Robinson, I... Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.80,0:08:56.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'll take a rain check on the drinks.... Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.38,0:08:57.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I should probably... Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.79,0:09:03.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin...do me a favor and unzip my dress. It's hard for me to reach. Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.15,0:09:06.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't do that Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.41,0:09:10.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm told you were a great athlete in school. Did you damage your fingers somehow? Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.24,0:09:12.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No it wouldn't be right! Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.24,0:09:15.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it would be right! Don't be silly! Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.19,0:09:22.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin! Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.73,0:09:43.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.99,0:09:49.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And this bra. It's such a bother. You don't mind do you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.52,0:10:05.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You do know how to unhook a woman's brassier don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.61,0:10:09.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well yes! Of course! Of course! Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.50,0:10:14.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Right! Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.97,0:10:28.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Benjamin? Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.23,0:10:31.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson! Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.76,0:10:33.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.76,0:10:38.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I haven't thought of it. What on earth would make you say that? Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.99,0:10:40.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.36,0:10:46.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't knew. Just a wild hunch. Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.70,0:10:51.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're letting your imagination get the best of you, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.71,0:10:57.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mrs. Robinson, forgive me. I've made a terrible mistake! Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.94,0:10:59.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I should really go. Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.18,0:11:02.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin would you be a dear and apply some lotion. Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.42,0:11:05.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My skin gets terribly dry this time of year. Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.92,0:11:07.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.92,0:11:09.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh. Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.92,0:11:13.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to get going, Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.31,0:11:19.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in Elaine's room. Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.03,0:11:59.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you absolutely sure you're not... Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.27,0:12:01.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson? Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.00,0:12:03.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[She laughs] Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.00,0:12:04.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Nonsense. Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.10,0:12:07.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're half my age. Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.50,0:12:11.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.43,0:12:19.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.32,0:12:21.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.33,0:12:27.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't seen her since junior high. Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.12,0:12:31.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,As innocent as she is beautiful. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.48,0:12:36.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I intend to keep her that way. Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.54,0:12:38.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.63,0:13:07.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.02,0:13:24.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Engine sounds and then stops] Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.94,0:13:31.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Car door shuts and then foot steps] Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.39,0:13:36.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.67,0:13:39.17,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Robinson! Oh christ! Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.17,0:13:41.17,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.93,0:13:45.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.52,0:14:01.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello there, Ben. Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.30,0:14:03.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, good evening, Mr. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.30,0:14:05.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Freshen that up for you? Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.30,0:14:08.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I really have to go. Ice. Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.51,0:14:11.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.63,0:14:22.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[ice clinks] Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.62,0:14:25.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin was kind enough to give me a ride. Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.01,0:14:26.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I swear! Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.22,0:14:26.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To the party... Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.90,0:14:27.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly! Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.69,0:14:30.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And you were just leaving, weren't you, Benjamin? Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.64,0:14:32.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! So... Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.26,0:14:34.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Mr. Robinson. Thank you, Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.59,0:14:35.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...for your hospitality. Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.96,0:14:37.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go now. Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.96,0:14:39.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it from me, Ben. Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.96,0:14:45.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to relax a little bit before you leap into the great big world of adult responsibility. Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.72,0:14:47.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a few flings. Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.56,0:14:50.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Sew a few wild oats. Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.98,0:14:53.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir...Sew wild oats. Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.52,0:14:56.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet he's quite the ladies' man, dear. Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.95,0:14:58.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think? Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.95,0:15:00.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed. Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.57,0:15:03.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.81,0:15:10.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Drink up, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.54,0:15:13.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.18,0:15:17.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.06,0:15:19.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Too strong! Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.99,0:24:57.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:26:12.69,0:26:16.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,All the way in! All the way in that pussy. Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.87,0:26:30.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Get on your knees. Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.32,0:26:32.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Both of you get on your knees. Yes sir. Dialogue: 0,0:26:59.50,0:27:02.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it? Take it! Put it all the way in! Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.93,0:27:04.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna hear her scream. Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.93,0:27:09.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.41,0:27:17.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.76,0:27:52.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come! Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.77,0:30:08.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I had too many beers. Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.23,0:30:11.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey you wanna hit this? Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.09,0:30:14.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.57,0:30:16.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.21,0:30:18.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, if that goes in! Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.70,0:30:20.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Have any of you guys seen Parker? Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.24,0:30:24.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Parker.... Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.17,0:30:27.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You talking about Parker Kindley? Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.76,0:30:29.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, he's the only Parker here. Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.89,0:30:31.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You are going to do that of course. Dialogue: 0,0:30:37.15,0:30:39.26,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Rack 'em again, dude. I'll be right back. Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.25,0:30:45.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for the help {\i1}gentlemen{\i0}! Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.15,0:30:47.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I'll just find him, myself. Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.97,0:30:56.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Parker, your boyfriend's here! Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.93,0:31:14.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Elaine! Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.49,0:31:16.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Great to see you! Dialogue: 0,0:31:16.07,0:31:17.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What brings you here? Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.52,0:31:19.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you going to invite me in? Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.52,0:31:21.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I am. Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.52,0:31:23.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Come in! Come in. Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.51,0:31:33.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, it's so great to see you. Dialogue: 0,0:31:33.86,0:31:36.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm wondering what brings you to this side of campus? Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.75,0:31:38.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I need a reason? Dialogue: 0,0:31:38.28,0:31:40.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought you'd be glad to see me that's all. Dialogue: 0,0:31:40.68,0:31:42.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well of course I'm happy to see you. It's wonderful! Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.66,0:31:45.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But actually....I have to go to the bathroom. Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.69,0:31:49.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, what you need is....[squeals] Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.51,0:31:53.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A proper kiss, that's all. Dialogue: 0,0:31:53.83,0:31:57.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No what I really need is to go to the little girls' room. Dialogue: 0,0:31:57.55,0:31:59.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually no! Actually no! Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.55,0:32:00.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to go in there. Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.56,0:32:02.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,....No. Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.71,0:32:04.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You do not! You do not! Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.18,0:32:21.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[water runs] Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.08,0:32:31.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[urinating] Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.85,0:32:46.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[urinating more] Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.69,0:32:55.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[flushing] Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.47,0:33:05.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.05,0:33:07.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What on earth are you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.73,0:33:11.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Contact lens? Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.76,0:33:14.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the special guest ready? Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.27,0:33:17.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we please talk about this in private for a minute, please dad? Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.32,0:33:21.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry out here boy before you turn 22 years old! Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.72,0:33:24.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright everybody attention! Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.52,0:33:26.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention! Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.06,0:33:27.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention! Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.10,0:33:33.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to present to you the winner of the Thurston Howell III intramural sports award. Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.69,0:33:35.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The Rings Fellowship. Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.69,0:33:39.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And the coveted Fishbine Scholarship. Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.44,0:33:42.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,For outstanding scholastic achievement. Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.36,0:33:46.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin Bradcock! Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.25,0:33:49.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[clapping] Doesn't he look great! Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.90,0:33:55.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The scuba outfit is our birthday present! Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.64,0:33:56.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, when I was 12. Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.95,0:33:59.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Waste not, want not, bud. Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.68,0:34:05.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't he look great? Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.55,0:34:10.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, I don't want to play fetch. Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.35,0:34:14.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go Benji. Your keys are in the pool! Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.95,0:34:24.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[clapping and splashing] Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.53,0:34:46.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[breathing scuba underwater sounds] Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.66,0:34:53.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.05,0:34:58.57,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna see you go down again, Ben. Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.76,0:35:08.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:35:14.92,0:35:18.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your eye on the prize, I always say! Dialogue: 0,0:35:18.72,0:35:23.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Always keep your eye on the prize. Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.37,0:35:25.37,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, everybody in! Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.37,0:35:29.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And no peeing in the pool! That goes double for you Murray. Dialogue: 0,0:35:50.29,0:35:52.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:35:52.23,0:35:53.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.15,0:35:55.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, gee, I sure am glad you picked up the phone. Dialogue: 0,0:35:55.55,0:35:57.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My pen just ran out of ink! Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.13,0:36:03.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm at the Royal Crown on Sunset Boulevard. Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.10,0:36:06.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wondering if you'd like to join me for a drink. Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.13,0:36:10.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds fine. Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.58,0:36:21.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.14,0:36:23.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.14,0:36:25.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.97,0:36:36.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bell rings] Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.59,0:36:39.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you for an affair, sir? What? Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.15,0:36:43.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The Shriner's Affair? It's a perennial thing. Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.21,0:36:45.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Daffodils. Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.21,0:36:47.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'd just like a room please. Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.92,0:36:51.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Would that be for the quarter hour... Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.30,0:36:54.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...half-hour or full-hour? Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.06,0:36:56.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you rent anything for the entire evening? Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.06,0:36:58.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, of course, sir! We have our honeymoon suite. Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.06,0:37:00.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then I'll take that by the hour, then. Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.24,0:37:05.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Although, we...I'll probably need a little more time than that, though. Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.15,0:37:08.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, American Express...Discover...? Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, no sir. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm....Visa? Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...Mastercard...Traveler's checks? Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Best Buy gift card? Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a cash-only establishment, sir. It will be $65. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it is. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, plus 12.5% state tax. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And,uhh, $10 for turn-down service. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and...uhh, $16 for the pinata. The pinata? Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It is the honeymoon suite, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.97,0:37:11.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.84,0:37:14.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Visa....Mastercard...traveler's checks? Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.99,0:37:16.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Best Buy gift card? Dialogue: 0,0:37:16.40,0:37:20.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a cash-only establishment sir. It will be $65. Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.80,0:37:24.17,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it is. Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.93,0:37:31.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, plus 12.5% state tax. Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.91,0:37:35.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And uh, $10 for turn-down service. Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.35,0:37:42.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and uh, $16.50 for the pinata. Pinata? Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.22,0:37:45.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It is the honeymoon suite, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.48,0:37:56.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Would a...you please sign the registry Mr. ah.... Stillskin> Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.77,0:38:02.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:38:02.88,0:38:06.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Rumpel Stiltskin? Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.03,0:38:08.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Your key, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.92,0:38:12.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.53,0:38:37.49,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin, what kind of woman do you take me for? Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.49,0:38:41.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Why a...very desirable...and attractive woman, Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.89,0:38:46.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you bring a desirable and attractive woman to a horrible rat's nest like this? Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.54,0:38:48.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.93,0:38:51.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice hotels are really expensive. Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.43,0:38:53.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even have a summer job. Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.43,0:38:55.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you do now. Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.43,0:39:01.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time I'll treat. Provided you live up to expectations. Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.04,0:39:03.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Be a dear and get me a hangar. Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.21,0:39:09.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.96,0:39:11.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Wood? Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.45,0:39:13.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Wood or wire? They have both. Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.85,0:39:16.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I always prefer wood. Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.92,0:39:20.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely wood. Definitely, definitely wood. Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.82,0:39:36.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.78,0:39:38.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, Mrs. Robinson. I'm just... Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.81,0:39:42.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...I'm very nervous and...I don't know what you want me to do. Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.27,0:39:46.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just watch for now. Do what comes naturally. Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.11,0:39:51.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.24,0:40:51.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Your not wearing any panties, Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.80,0:40:53.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god! Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.32,0:40:58.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god! Oh god! Oh god. Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.60,0:41:05.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god! Oh...! Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.37,0:41:09.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Robinson...I can't do this. Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.60,0:41:11.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What will my parents say? Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.60,0:41:13.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What would your husband say? Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.27,0:41:17.68,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He told you to sew some wild oats and have a fling didn't he? Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.68,0:41:21.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but surely he didn't mean with my chaff and your wheat. Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.41,0:41:26.13,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin, may I ask you a question? Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.28,0:41:29.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a virgin? Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.02,0:41:31.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.02,0:41:34.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a gas! That's a huge laugh! Why would you say something... Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.44,0:41:36.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...like that to me? Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.47,0:41:41.91,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a wild hunch. Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.25,0:43:31.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well...well... Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.64,0:43:33.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the lazy wise guy. Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.64,0:43:40.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna spend the whole summer sipping on gin and Fresca's and working on your tan or are you gonna make something of yourself? Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.99,0:43:44.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Pop, I just graduated a week ago. Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.74,0:43:47.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuses. Excuses....fly boy. Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.46,0:43:49.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to start planning for the future. Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.46,0:43:51.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A wife....a family... Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.46,0:43:53.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I happen to no for a fact.... Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.46,0:43:56.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...that Elaine Robinson is coming down from Berkley this summer. Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.56,0:43:58.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I want {\i1}you{\i0} to take her out. Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.20,0:45:22.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Something you should know... Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.61,0:45:24.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm taking out Elaine. Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.87,0:45:29.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My parents set it up. I had nothing to do with it. Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.81,0:45:31.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.81,0:45:35.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You will NOT take out Elaine! Do you understand me?! Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.83,0:45:40.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. You've made your point. Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.05,0:45:45.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall I continue? Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.36,0:46:01.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!....Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.27,0:49:03.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna fuck me? Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.64,0:53:46.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.51,0:53:55.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, let me feel all that cock! Dialogue: 0,0:56:01.97,0:56:05.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[door bell] Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.46,0:56:08.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Evening Mr. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.71,0:56:10.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well look who it is. Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.98,0:56:14.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine your date's here! Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.12,0:56:31.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello Elaine. Hello Benjamin. Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.19,0:56:34.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,? Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.67,0:56:38.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Father! He's killing me. Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.33,0:56:40.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to bed. Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.91,0:56:45.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Kids, I want you to have fun. Off you go. Dialogue: 0,0:56:45.92,0:56:47.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,But be careful sweetie. Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.58,0:56:50.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben's a real ladies' man. Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.45,0:58:19.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Why on earth did you bring me to a place like this? Dialogue: 0,0:58:19.23,0:58:21.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're gonna love it! It's the best floor show in town. Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.03,0:58:25.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The best whorehouse in town? Dialogue: 0,0:58:25.06,0:58:27.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah, that too probably. Dialogue: 0,0:58:33.00,0:58:35.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can barely breathe in here! Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.19,0:58:38.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, here. Have some of this drink. It will help your throat. Dialogue: 0,0:58:52.45,0:58:55.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee whiz! Would you look at her? Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.50,0:58:57.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That girl's got talent! Dialogue: 0,0:58:58.06,0:59:01.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she was in my 12th grade biology class. Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.44,0:59:06.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you just graduated. Right? Dialogue: 0,0:59:06.79,0:59:08.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh huh. What are you gonna do now? Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.79,0:59:10.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna order two more rounds. Dialogue: 0,0:59:13.75,0:59:17.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I mean, with your future. Dialogue: 0,0:59:20.28,0:59:23.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna find a hotel that accepts my dad's American Express card. Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.90,0:59:29.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand why the hell everyone's so damned concerned about my future! Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.88,0:59:44.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting dizzy. Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.03,0:59:47.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Dizzy Liz...Dizzy Lizzy! Dialogue: 0,0:59:47.75,0:59:49.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's little Lizzy Lapswertz. Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.75,0:59:51.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Say Liz! Dialogue: 0,0:59:52.48,0:59:54.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Say! Dialogue: 0,0:59:56.34,0:59:58.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, long time no see! Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.47,1:00:02.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm...Dave Bradcock...12th grade biology. Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.16,1:00:04.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right, of course. Yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.16,1:00:06.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benny. Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.16,1:00:08.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benny? Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.16,1:00:11.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,She men's Benji...Benjamin. But she means Benjamin now, Liz. Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.87,1:00:13.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh huh. Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.48,1:00:18.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey listen. Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.75,1:00:24.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My set's almost over. Why don't you come in the back and we'll catch up on old times. Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.32,1:00:30.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To old times. Dialogue: 0,1:00:45.96,1:00:47.78,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[squeals] Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.32,1:01:01.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It smells in here. Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.30,1:01:03.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the maid's day off, honey. Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.88,1:01:05.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,1:01:06.66,1:01:09.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So Benjamin.... Dialogue: 0,1:01:09.03,1:01:10.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...what have you been up to. Dialogue: 0,1:01:10.40,1:01:13.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I just graduated from Harvard, Summa Cum Laude. Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.39,1:01:15.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No kidding? Dialogue: 0,1:01:15.39,1:01:17.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum Louder, huh? Dialogue: 0,1:01:18.49,1:01:21.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,So do I. Dialogue: 0,1:01:22.09,1:01:23.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,First date? Dialogue: 0,1:01:23.44,1:01:26.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Last one too. Parents fixed us up. Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.59,1:01:29.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet she's still a virgin. Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.27,1:01:32.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You still a virgin, honey? Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.25,1:01:35.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm a freshman. I go to Berkley. Dialogue: 0,1:01:38.13,1:01:41.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Does that hurt when you do that? Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.79,1:01:44.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Only when I breast feed. Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.77,1:01:47.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have a pair of knockers like Lizzie here, but... Dialogue: 0,1:01:47.05,1:01:48.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...try one on. They might fit. Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.52,1:01:53.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin Bradcock! You wouldn't catch me dead in a thing like that! Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.37,1:01:56.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Your date here, Benji...Elaine... Dialogue: 0,1:01:56.50,1:02:00.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine...she sounds like a real prude! Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.77,1:02:03.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a prude! I'm a liberated woman! Dialogue: 0,1:02:03.62,1:02:06.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just not a... Dialogue: 0,1:02:06.44,1:02:07.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just not a what?! Dialogue: 0,1:02:08.38,1:02:10.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just not a whore? Dialogue: 0,1:02:10.41,1:02:14.01,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Un...unsophisticated is the word, I think. Dialogue: 0,1:02:14.01,1:02:18.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You think? She thinks! Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.37,1:02:23.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just what do you think about? Elaine. Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.34,1:02:28.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think about things I don't think about. Dialogue: 0,1:02:28.08,1:02:31.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin, let's get out of here. What's the rush? Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.84,1:02:36.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait...Elaine! Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.82,1:02:38.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Hey. Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.81,1:02:42.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay the lady. Of course. Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.79,1:02:46.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great! Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.62,1:02:50.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick it up. Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.59,1:02:54.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick it up. Dialogue: 0,1:03:08.04,1:03:10.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I like an audience. Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.49,1:03:20.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And I like to bounce! Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.05,1:03:39.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,[knocking] Dialogue: 0,1:03:44.31,1:03:46.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that. Dialogue: 0,1:03:46.40,1:03:49.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, hot young tight little body. Dialogue: 0,1:03:49.12,1:03:51.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That turn you on? Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.91,1:03:58.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it turns you on more. Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.78,1:04:04.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Take these panties off. Dialogue: 0,1:04:07.53,1:04:10.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my girl. Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.14,1:04:27.11,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know what my girl likes. Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.70,1:05:01.52,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.43,1:05:19.69,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:13:46.91,1:13:49.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you to ever see her again. Do you understand me?! Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.18,1:13:51.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can make this very uncomfortable for you! Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.86,1:13:54.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd say it's gotten uncomfortable enough, wouldn't you? Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.12,1:13:59.21,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To keep you away from my daughter, I'm prepared to tell Elaine everything. Dialogue: 0,1:13:59.21,1:14:02.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, even the fact that my thumb up your ass makes you climax forever? Dialogue: 0,1:14:02.75,1:14:04.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you mentally retarded Benjamin? Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.75,1:14:09.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, sometimes Mrs. Robinson I wonder if life would be easier if I was! Dialogue: 0,1:14:09.85,1:14:13.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe you would do something like that! Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.02,1:14:15.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Try me. Dialogue: 0,1:14:19.28,1:14:20.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.81,1:14:24.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben! What are you doing here?! Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.96,1:14:28.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably about to make a much bigger mistake than majoring in world literature. Dialogue: 0,1:14:28.36,1:14:29.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think... Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.94,1:14:33.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What in heaven's name are you talking about? Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.84,1:14:36.38,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember what I told you about doing the montage? Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.22,1:14:40.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What about that silly affair with the married woman? Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.70,1:14:42.70,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo. Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.99,1:14:51.17,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't matter to me at all sweetheart. That's all in the past. Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.71,1:14:55.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.78,1:15:01.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You boned my boyfriend?! Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.15,1:15:07.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You.... Dialogue: 0,1:15:08.81,1:15:11.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You had sex with my mom? Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.67,1:15:14.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine, I am so sorry and I can explain everything. Dialogue: 0,1:15:14.62,1:15:16.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. It's not what you think. Dialogue: 0,1:15:16.62,1:15:18.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out! Dialogue: 0,1:15:19.55,1:15:20.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out! Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.96,1:15:23.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Out! Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.03,1:15:37.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin...You're an ignorant prick. Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.89,1:15:43.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're a world-class cunt, Mrs. Robinson! Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.63,1:15:48.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,A world-class cunt! Dialogue: 0,1:17:54.93,1:17:56.42,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that? Dialogue: 0,1:17:56.42,1:17:59.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To goldfish sir....I can assure you, it's not going to be a problem. Dialogue: 0,1:17:59.51,1:18:02.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Where does it go the bathroom? In the bowl. Dialogue: 0,1:18:02.50,1:18:04.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.50,1:18:06.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I clean it out every couple of days. Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.50,1:18:08.50,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Where do you throw it? Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.50,1:18:13.87,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you to throw it in my sink..... Dialogue: 0,1:18:13.87,1:18:17.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a park across the street.... ....do you promise? Dialogue: 0,1:18:17.15,1:18:21.14,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise. No animals. No women. Dialogue: 0,1:18:21.14,1:18:22.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Dialogue: 0,1:18:22.30,1:18:24.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the goldfish aside. Dialogue: 0,1:18:24.30,1:18:27.66,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you sir. Okay, have a good day. Dialogue: 0,1:18:36.23,1:18:39.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I think your hubby loves his power bits too much. Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.06,1:18:41.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,If you know what I mean? Dialogue: 0,1:18:41.64,1:18:46.12,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Spending so much time on the fairway isn't so fair to you. Dialogue: 0,1:18:46.16,1:18:51.27,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,That's sweet but Murray has his games and I have mine. Dialogue: 0,1:18:52.23,1:18:54.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean? Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.85,1:18:56.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,We're both adults here. Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.00,1:19:01.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I even want to know what you're talking about. Dialogue: 0,1:19:01.75,1:19:04.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,We live in the suburbs not a jungle! Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.22,1:19:07.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Marianne you act like it's still 1952. Dialogue: 0,1:19:10.34,1:19:12.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly are you talking about? Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.83,1:19:14.04,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Fun. Dialogue: 0,1:19:14.04,1:19:15.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Fun? Dialogue: 0,1:19:15.23,1:19:22.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of fun would 2 consenting adults have in the privacy of your own backyard after a few cocktails...kind of fun Dialogue: 0,1:19:27.28,1:19:29.32,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't laugh at me. Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.32,1:19:32.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,God you're such a pervert! Dialogue: 0,1:19:32.41,1:19:35.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Marianne. Don't get your knickers all in a bunch! Dialogue: 0,1:19:35.75,1:19:37.75,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave my knickers out of this. Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.75,1:19:40.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I really wish you would. Dialogue: 0,1:19:40.29,1:19:41.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! Dialogue: 0,1:19:41.43,1:19:43.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're embarrassing me! Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.43,1:19:46.63,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not the least bit embarrassed. Dialogue: 0,1:20:55.58,1:20:59.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:21:16.08,1:21:22.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:21:30.85,1:21:33.59,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes....please! Dialogue: 0,1:21:50.87,1:21:52.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,More please. Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.92,1:23:00.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick your tongue in... Dialogue: 0,1:23:04.77,1:23:06.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You been whoring around with that little pussy? Dialogue: 0,1:23:06.80,1:23:08.80,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I've been saving it for you. Dialogue: 0,1:23:10.56,1:23:12.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you... Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.16,1:23:14.16,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.12,1:23:16.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Rub your legs together. Rub your legs together. Dialogue: 0,1:23:18.52,1:23:21.40,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Massage your pussy. I'm not gonna touch it. Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.78,1:23:30.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How's that feel? Really nice. Dialogue: 0,1:23:31.63,1:23:34.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to turn over. Dialogue: 0,1:23:35.01,1:23:36.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Poke that little ass in the air Dialogue: 0,1:23:36.05,1:23:38.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Spread your legs. Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.74,1:23:51.35,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh that's so pretty! Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.99,1:24:17.54,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a whore! Dialogue: 0,1:24:27.03,1:24:28.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Put your knees together. Dialogue: 0,1:24:35.52,1:24:38.65,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna spanking on that naughty little pussy? Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:24:40.84,1:24:42.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Beg me for it. Dialogue: 0,1:24:42.46,1:24:44.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Spank me. Dialogue: 0,1:24:44.22,1:24:45.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Spank me. Dialogue: 0,1:24:45.92,1:24:49.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please spank me! Dialogue: 0,1:24:54.61,1:24:56.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Harder. Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.60,1:25:03.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.45,1:25:16.97,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what you deserve? Yessss! Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.32,1:25:29.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Cry Mrs. Robinson. Dialogue: 0,1:25:33.50,1:25:34.98,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:25:39.13,1:25:40.85,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a ride! Dialogue: 0,1:25:40.85,1:25:44.84,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:25:44.84,1:25:50.63,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:26:25.98,1:26:28.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a taste. Dialogue: 0,1:26:32.65,1:26:37.58,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.01,1:26:51.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick that tongue up in there! Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.43,1:26:53.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:26:54.42,1:26:56.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that the best pussy you ever had? Dialogue: 0,1:26:56.03,1:27:03.95,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:27:27.68,1:27:30.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick that tongue up there. Dialogue: 0,1:27:32.90,1:27:35.41,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:27:41.04,1:27:42.72,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Make me cum! Dialogue: 0,1:29:10.65,1:29:12.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:29:44.75,1:29:46.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please! Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.10,1:29:49.48,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:30:05.45,1:30:07.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please let me cum! Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.78,1:30:23.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna cum! Dialogue: 0,1:30:49.73,1:30:54.23,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, your tongue is so soft and warm. Dialogue: 0,1:31:00.18,1:31:04.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, kiss my clit! Please! Please! Please! Dialogue: 0,1:31:29.19,1:31:31.34,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you hear that wet pussy? Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:31:31.34,1:31:34.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It really wants to cum. I wanna cum so bad! Dialogue: 0,1:31:35.39,1:31:37.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you dare! Dialogue: 0,1:31:40.14,1:31:42.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up. Dialogue: 0,1:34:17.73,1:34:20.86,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! I heard you've been looking for me. Dialogue: 0,1:34:20.86,1:34:22.31,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you hear that? Dialogue: 0,1:34:22.31,1:34:26.71,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Aside from the janitor, you've asked everyone on this campus Dialogue: 0,1:34:26.71,1:34:30.25,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you do it, Ben? Dialogue: 0,1:34:30.57,1:34:33.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine, it's not what you think. Dialogue: 0,1:34:34.20,1:34:40.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna sit there and tell me that you didn't get my mother drunk and take advantage of her in the back seat of your fucking car?! Dialogue: 0,1:34:40.60,1:34:42.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,... Dialogue: 0,1:34:42.36,1:34:44.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what she told you?! Dialogue: 0,1:34:44.36,1:34:47.39,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? That's a great story! Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.39,1:34:49.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, like, I would never do that. Dialogue: 0,1:34:49.83,1:34:54.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And secondly, I happen to know that's where you were conceived. Okay? Dialogue: 0,1:34:54.33,1:34:59.79,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Right smack dab in between a double bill of House of Wax and Creature from the Black Lagoon. Dialogue: 0,1:35:02.49,1:35:05.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know where I was conceived? Dialogue: 0,1:35:05.33,1:35:08.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Our parents were on a double date that night. Dialogue: 0,1:35:09.51,1:35:13.62,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you. Want to marry you. Dialogue: 0,1:35:15.26,1:35:17.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Marry me, Elaine. Dialogue: 0,1:35:20.72,1:35:23.77,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,We could do it tomorrow. Dialogue: 0,1:35:24.42,1:35:28.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I...I can't. Dialogue: 0,1:35:31.11,1:35:36.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Please. Dialogue: 0,1:36:39.81,1:36:42.18,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:42:51.58,1:42:54.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck my pussy, baby! Dialogue: 0,1:42:57.98,1:43:01.56,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck me! Dialogue: 0,1:43:27.44,1:43:32.76,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum on my face baby! Dialogue: 0,1:44:25.54,1:44:28.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine Robinson! Open this door immediately! Dialogue: 0,1:44:28.10,1:44:30.10,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that? It's Parker. Dialogue: 0,1:44:30.10,1:44:30.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's Parker? Dialogue: 0,1:44:30.88,1:44:34.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you about driving to Montage. My boyfriend! Dialogue: 0,1:44:34.05,1:44:36.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,1:44:39.99,1:44:42.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Parker. Elaine. Dialogue: 0,1:44:42.05,1:44:45.08,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want? How did you know where to find me? Dialogue: 0,1:44:45.08,1:44:48.93,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems to me everybody on campus knows your whereabouts. Dialogue: 0,1:44:48.93,1:44:54.45,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And i find it a little bit inappropriate to find you in a strange man's bed this late at night. Dialogue: 0,1:44:54.45,1:44:58.60,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben is not strange. He's an old friend from my neighborhood. Dialogue: 0,1:44:58.60,1:45:03.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well not like weird strange, I mean like, stalker strange. Dialogue: 0,1:45:03.33,1:45:05.33,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be silly! Dialogue: 0,1:45:05.33,1:45:08.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just helping me study for my final sweetie. Dialogue: 0,1:45:08.22,1:45:12.00,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Finals? Didn't the semester start just a couple of days ago? Dialogue: 0,1:45:12.00,1:45:13.07,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Dialogue: 0,1:45:13.07,1:45:15.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't you ever heard of a thing called jumping ahead? Dialogue: 0,1:45:15.81,1:45:17.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,It's {\i1}good{\i0} to get an early start! Dialogue: 0,1:45:17.81,1:45:19.81,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You should know that. Dialogue: 0,1:45:25.49,1:45:28.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,1:45:33.32,1:45:35.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Just saying my goodbyes, sweetie. Dialogue: 0,1:45:38.66,1:45:40.67,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready to go, Parker? Dialogue: 0,1:45:40.67,1:45:42.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, of course I am. Dialogue: 0,1:45:42.06,1:45:44.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,1:45:44.06,1:45:45.74,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Toodles. Dialogue: 0,1:46:21.34,1:46:24.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You disgust me, Benjamin Bradcock! Dialogue: 0,1:46:24.90,1:46:25.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir? Dialogue: 0,1:46:25.96,1:46:27.96,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,My wife told me everything. Dialogue: 0,1:46:28.29,1:46:33.24,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Every dis...gusting little detail! Dialogue: 0,1:46:33.90,1:46:37.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't bother denying it. Dialogue: 0,1:46:38.03,1:46:43.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You've defiled the 2 things closest to my heart! Dialogue: 0,1:46:45.15,1:46:48.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, that's not enough. Dialogue: 0,1:46:48.61,1:46:54.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you go blind, you lousy scum-bucket! Dialogue: 0,1:46:54.46,1:46:56.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And another thing... Dialogue: 0,1:46:56.22,1:46:59.82,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...stay away from the 2 of them, or I'll have you arrested! Dialogue: 0,1:46:59.82,1:47:03.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine is going to be married in the morning. Dialogue: 0,1:47:03.03,1:47:05.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will die in jail! Dialogue: 0,1:47:05.03,1:47:11.36,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,With hairy palms and blind as a one-eyed bat! Dialogue: 0,1:47:17.33,1:47:21.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Married?! Dialogue: 0,1:47:21.46,1:47:23.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:47:23.92,1:47:25.46,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you out of here. Dialogue: 0,1:47:25.46,1:47:28.73,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You're deviant! You're communist! Dialogue: 0,1:47:28.73,1:47:32.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you out of here! Where do I go? You and your fish, i want you out of here! Dialogue: 0,1:47:32.51,1:47:34.51,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,In 30 minutes. You understand me? Dialogue: 0,1:47:34.51,1:47:36.30,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Out! Dialogue: 0,1:47:36.30,1:47:39.90,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Out! Dialogue: 0,1:47:43.58,1:47:45.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't even tell me where Parker's getting married! Dialogue: 0,1:47:45.61,1:47:47.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,In church! Duh! Dialogue: 0,1:47:47.61,1:47:49.61,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he was Jewish! Dialogue: 0,1:47:49.61,1:47:55.55,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I thought he was gay. He is gay! Dialogue: 0,1:47:55.55,1:47:58.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The Parker who's supposed to marry Elaine Robinson. Dialogue: 0,1:47:58.29,1:48:00.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Where? Where can I find....I'm supposed to be there! Dialogue: 0,1:48:00.29,1:48:02.29,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine Robinson? Dialogue: 0,1:48:02.29,1:48:05.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,The one with the really great butt with the freckled on the left butt-cheek? Dialogue: 0,1:48:05.43,1:48:07.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Dialogue: 0,1:48:07.43,1:48:09.43,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,come on guys. Dialogue: 0,1:48:09.43,1:48:10.83,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:48:10.83,1:48:15.02,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Church up the street...you can't miss it. Dialogue: 0,1:48:15.02,1:48:18.89,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,How many blocks? Thanks you've been a great help! Dialogue: 0,1:48:20.34,1:48:23.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Trails! Dialogue: 0,1:48:23.06,1:48:25.06,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is that guy? Dialogue: 0,1:49:08.20,1:49:11.22,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:49:46.90,1:49:49.28,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,To have and to hold... Dialogue: 0,1:49:49.28,1:49:50.05,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I do. Dialogue: 0,1:49:50.05,1:49:52.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you Parker Steveson take Elaine Warren... Dialogue: 0,1:49:52.92,1:49:54.92,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...to be your lawfully wedded wife? Dialogue: 0,1:49:54.92,1:49:58.44,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,...from this day forward to have and to hold? Dialogue: 0,1:49:58.44,1:50:03.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Now by the power vested in me...I now pronounce you man and wife. Dialogue: 0,1:50:03.88,1:50:05.88,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,You may salute your bride. Dialogue: 0,1:50:07.91,1:50:10.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Dialogue: 0,1:50:11.68,1:50:14.15,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Dialogue: 0,1:50:20.48,1:50:22.99,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben! Dialogue: 0,1:50:25.49,1:50:28.47,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Dialogue: 0,1:50:30.23,1:50:32.53,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Elaine! Dialogue: 0,1:52:04.30,1:52:06.20,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Benjamin? Hmm. Dialogue: 0,1:52:06.20,1:52:10.64,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,I have just one thing to say. What? Dialogue: 0,1:52:13.43,1:52:15.19,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,,Plastic novelties. Dialogue: 0,1:53:36.73,1:53:42.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,1:53:42.03,1:53:44.03,Carey,,0000,0000,0000,, 58921

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