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There's the little peanut pie.
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I can't believe
that thing's inside of me.
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I feel like that guy in "Alien."
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Never seen it.
I don't care for Sigourney Weaver.
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Oh, and there's
her little heart beating.
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Her?
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Oh! You wanted the gender
to be a surprise.
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Well, surprise! Ha, it's a girl.
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No, I need to have a boy.
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Are you sure? I mean, what's that?
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That looks like a penis, right?
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That's her finger,
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and there are ten of them...
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So thank God they aren't penises, right?
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I mean, you would still
love her, of course.
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Hey, why don't we take
your mind off this
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and swab your vagina for strep?
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You can get strep in your vagina?
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Oh, yeah. It's the throat of the thighs.
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Step right up, my little
honor roll astronauts.
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Our space bus is about to blast off
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to the magical planet of Arium.
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The "planet-arium."
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Planetarium.
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Don't you just love field trips?
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They make me feel like a kid again.
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No, they suck. The kids go insane.
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It's like a prison break,
but instead of shivs,
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they have fidget spinners.
Do we have everyone?
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Everyone but Nancy Sullivan.
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Has anyone seen Nancy Sullivan?
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Nancy?
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Oh, well, we gave it our
best shot. Let's go.
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Chelsea, we can't leave
when a student's gone missing.
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- We're chaperones.
- So?
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Okay. I'll go find Nancy.
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No, I'll go.
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I don't wanna be on the bus
any longer than I have to.
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It already smells like hot bologna
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and milk farts in there.
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Dibs on going with Chelsea!
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Ooh, better luck next time, Caroline.
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You gotta be quick.
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Yeah... you win.
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Jordan, let me see
those animal crackers.
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Oh, yeah, these are expired.
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You don't wanna eat 'em.
I'll throw them away for you.
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Baby's making you hungry, huh?
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Baby's making me depressed.
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I just found out I'm having a girl.
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Oh, my Gaia! That's wonderful.
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- Congratulations.
- No, it isn't.
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Having a girl terrifies me,
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and I've had a Willem Dafoe sex dream.
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Why is having a girl
scarier than having a boy?
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I don't know how to relate to girls.
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You know you are one, right?
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Yeah, but I'm not your typical girl.
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They're high-maintenance and emotional,
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and I hate princesses and pink
and girly garbage.
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Deb, do you even realize
how sexist you sound?
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Not all girls are like that.
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I get Cody Simpson,
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and you have to take Harry Styles.
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No, no, other way around.
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You were saying?
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You know what?
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Today we're sitting with the girls.
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What... no, no!
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It's like "My Little Pony"
banged a Bratz doll back there.
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Hey, gals.
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Hi, Ms. Cannon.
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Hi.
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- Nancy?
- Nancy?
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Isn't Nancy a weird name for a kid?
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I feel like if you're named Nancy,
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you automatically have
two kids and a FUPA.
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Yeah, and you call
boxed wine your "sassy juice."
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Nancy?
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Ugh, trying to find
a missing child is so hard.
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I'm, like, starving.
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Oh, let's swoop by the teachers' lounge.
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I have my ten hardboiled eggs
in there for the week.
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You can have them all.
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Ew, I haven't eaten yolk since the '90s.
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If we're gonna find this girl,
we need to carb up.
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I'll have Meal Chauffeur deliver us
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something from Le Kru'ton.
What's Le Kru'ton?
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Only the most popular new salad place
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in the Chicagoland area.
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They're like the Baskin Robbins
of croutons,
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except they have 72 flavors
instead of 31.
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And they're croutons.
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- Oh.
- What do you want?
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I'll have whatever you're having.
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Two Create Your Own
Kru'ton Combos coming up.
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- Nancy?
- Can you not?
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I'm trying to place an order here.
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There, done.
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Karen will be here in 30 minutes.
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Delivery woman?
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Damn, Karen. Resist.
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Okay, everybody,
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while we're waiting for Nancy,
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why don't we all enjoy a healthy snack?
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You know what they say,
an apple a day...
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Phil?
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Ugh. God, Phil, throw me a bone here.
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All aboard!
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The Braid Train is leaving Hair Station.
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Next stop, Updos!
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So, Mrs. Adler,
what's your husband like?
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- Is he cute?
- No.
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Just kidding. Yeah, he's cute...
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in a Bilbo Baggins kind of way.
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Why do they laugh so much?
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Wanna find out how many
babies you're gonna have?
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I already know. One.
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After this, I'm getting
my tubes tied into a bow,
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because it's a gift
to never be pregnant again.
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Okay, sure!
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- Pick a color.
- Black.
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There is no black.
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Then I guess I'm out.
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Okay, why don't we play
something different?
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Can we give you guys makeovers?
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Sounds fun! Right, Deb?
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Sure...
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Just be gentle. I use a lot of retinol.
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- Ms. Watson?
- Yes, Neil?
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Daniel won't let me sit next to him.
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Daniel, there is plenty of room there.
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That seat's for two. It's already taken.
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My best friend, Johnny Ravioli,
is sitting here.
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Is Johnny Ravioli your imaginary friend?
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No, he's real,
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and you're disturbing him.
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He's trying to read "Girl on the Train."
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Oh, well, I'm very
sorry for disturbing him,
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but do you think you could ask Johnny
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to stand in the aisle
so Neil can sit down?
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I can't believe
you're asking him to stand up!
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- He was here first.
- Well, I am,
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so please thank Mr. Ravioli
for understanding.
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What about Johnny's apple?
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Apples are only for students, Daniel.
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But Johnny Ravioli was
running late this morning
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and didn't get to have
his bagel and lox.
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Okay, Johnny can have one apple.
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Why'd you just touch Johnny's wiener?
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- What?
- You touched his wiener!
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I can assure you, Daniel,
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that I did not touch anybody's wiener.
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Uh... sit somewhere else, Neil!
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Apple time's over!
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Ta-da!
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We look like sex dolls
that got left out in the sun.
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- You don't like it?
- Of course she does.
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Mrs. Adler just means
the makeup is a little...
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Halloweeny. I can't wait for Halloween.
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I'm gonna be Belle from
"Beauty and the Beast."
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- And I'm gonna be Rapunzel!
- And I'm gonna be Snow White!
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You know Snow White was
drugged and assaulted, right?
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- Deb!
- And Belle's a clear case
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of Stockholm syndrome.
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And don't even get me
started on Rapunzel.
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It's like if the movie "Room"
were a fairy tale.
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- But I love Rapunzel.
- Get serious, Danica.
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If someone was climbing up your hair,
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your scalp would rip right off.
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- All right, I'm done.
- Wha... what's wrong?
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I can't be around
your toxic energy anymore.
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You're not even trying!
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Little girls aren't the problem.
You are.
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I'm taking a walk.
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And you should be terrified
to have a little girl.
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She's gonna need a lot of therapy.
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You never watched "Rainbow Brite"?
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- What about "Care Bears"?
- No.
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My parents didn't like
that when they did
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the Care Bear Stare,
they led with their crotch.
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Sometimes I don't know
how to respond to your stories.
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Where is Karen?
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How hard is it to drive
somewhere with food?
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- I'm famished.
- Me too.
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I'm so hungry, I could eat you!
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We talked about tickling.
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Oh, my God.
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she went to the wrong side
of the building.
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There are so many stupid people
in this world.
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Why?
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When I see her, I'm gonna ream her out.
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Just kidding.
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I'm gonna say thank you and take my bag.
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Ha! Nancy?
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Nancy?
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No? Okay.
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How long does it take to find a kid?
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Uh, listen up, everyone!
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I spy, uh, something... red.
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When are we leaving?
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When everyone gets on the bus, Neil.
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Johnny Ravioli's bored.
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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What would Johnny Ravioli like to do?
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He says it's not his job to
think of things for us to do.
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He says if you were
a responsible teacher,
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you would've made a contingency plan.
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Well, tell Johnny Ravioli
thank you for the feedback.
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I'll take it into consideration.
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Now, I'm gonna get more specific.
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I spy something autumnal red.
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Johnny says this game is insipid.
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"Insipid"?
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Where did you learn that word?
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I didn't. I don't know that word.
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Okay, everybody, Quiet Caterpillar.
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Johnny says that's
such a condescending way
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to ask children to settle down.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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He says maybe you should
try to, I don't know,
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relate to children like
they're actual human beings?
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This bus is out of control!
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Now, everybody sit down
and shut your mouths!
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Except Johnny Ravioli, of course.
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He still has to stand in the aisle.
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How do you like them apples?
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I don't understand.
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How can the app say
she's on the playground?
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- We were just there.
- I'm seriously starving.
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Like, I could die. Where is she?
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Are you looking for me?
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I'm sorry for holding everyone up.
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- Is your name Karen?
- No.
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Then we're not looking for you.
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Wait!
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Have you seen a woman
with a bag of food?
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- No?
- Rats.
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Mary Louise...
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her icon disappeared off the map.
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She's gone.
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I'm calling her.
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It went straight to voicemail!
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Chelsea... Karen's missing.
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Karen!
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Come on, stop crying.
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I'm sorry I said
that "MASH" game isn't real.
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It's just, statistically,
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most of you won't ever
live in a mansion.
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So I'll never marry Cody Simpson?
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You might,
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but at that point,
he'll probably be in rehab.
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I'm just trying to be
honest with you guys.
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Uh, I hate it when adults lie.
256
00:10:44,907 --> 00:10:47,209
The truth is, you'll probably
end up settling for a guy
257
00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:49,179
you wouldn't have dreamed
of dating in your 20s.
258
00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:56,185
I'm gonna go wash this crap off my face.
259
00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:59,070
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
260
00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:01,457
Deb, what are you doing?
261
00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:03,793
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
262
00:11:03,859 --> 00:11:06,395
Okay, we will leave
when they get Nanc...
263
00:11:06,463 --> 00:11:08,731
Let's go! Let's go!
264
00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:11,333
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
265
00:11:15,238 --> 00:11:17,609
How dare you throw an apple core at me!
266
00:11:18,174 --> 00:11:19,408
From here on out,
267
00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:22,078
everybody stays seated and silent.
268
00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:23,675
Got it?
269
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,403
I can't believe I have to
clean up after you.
270
00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:34,617
- Who did that?
- Johnny Ravioli.
271
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,570
Well, it better not happen again.
272
00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:38,976
I mean it.
273
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,242
Okay, that's it.
274
00:11:49,473 --> 00:11:51,741
Listen up, Johnny, I have been
putting up with you all day,
275
00:11:51,808 --> 00:11:53,176
and I am sick of it!
276
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:55,328
So help me, God, you better... uh.
277
00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:57,858
Don't you walk away from me,
Johnny Ravioli.
278
00:11:58,079 --> 00:12:00,049
Hey, you can't get off the bus.
279
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:02,018
Johnny? Where's he going?
280
00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:03,453
I don't know.
281
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,591
Johnny, look out! There's a car coming!
282
00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:12,127
No, Johnny, no!
283
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,296
The car hit him!
284
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:18,367
Oh, thank goodness, he's getting up.
285
00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:20,210
He could still pull through.
286
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,843
Oh, my God! No!
287
00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,709
A garbage truck hit him!
288
00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:29,513
His intestines are
all wrapped up in the wheel.
289
00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:33,549
Two hit-and-runs.
How could this possibly happen?
290
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,617
Johnny's dead!
291
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:50,757
I came by to see if you need any help.
292
00:12:51,453 --> 00:12:54,423
Excuse me! Have you seen this girl?
293
00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:55,798
Ugh.
294
00:12:55,951 --> 00:12:57,385
Hey! You!
295
00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:59,146
Have you seen this woman? She's missing.
296
00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:00,578
Her name is Karen.
297
00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:03,146
Maybe we should call Meal Chauffeur.
298
00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:04,484
It's no use. They don't consider her
299
00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:06,904
a missing delivery person until
it's been at least an hour.
300
00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:08,249
This is crazy.
301
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,418
I mean, it's like
these people don't have
302
00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:10,754
croutons of their own.
303
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,955
I mean, what if it was
one of their croutons?
304
00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:14,554
Karen!
305
00:13:28,426 --> 00:13:29,789
Hello?
306
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:32,952
Who's in there?
307
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:35,545
It's Nancy.
308
00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:37,613
Nancy, we've been looking for you.
309
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,953
What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?
310
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,562
- Hiding.
- Why?
311
00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:45,015
I don't wanna talk about it.
312
00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:48,211
Can you open the door?
313
00:13:51,283 --> 00:13:52,617
What's going on?
314
00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:54,964
I think I pooped my pants...
315
00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:56,406
but in the front.
316
00:13:57,039 --> 00:14:00,069
Oh, Nancy, you didn't poop your pants.
317
00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:01,976
You got your period.
318
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,953
And you're in luck,
319
00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:06,083
because if there is
one thing I'm queen of,
320
00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:07,523
it's menstruation.
321
00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:09,379
I know there are better things
to be queen of,
322
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,413
but what I'm saying here is,
323
00:14:11,479 --> 00:14:13,181
I've got your back, girl.
324
00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,382
I don't wanna have my period.
325
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,536
Just wait until you're in your 20s.
326
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:23,703
You'll thank your lucky stars
every time you get it.
327
00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:25,514
Why did it have to come so soon?
328
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,815
I'm nine.
329
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,975
It's all the hormones in your milk, kid.
330
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,947
Look, I know it's a little early,
331
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:33,882
but your body is starting to mature,
332
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,518
and that's a good thing.
333
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,820
I mean, you're gonna
have to deal with cramps
334
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:39,088
and lower back pain,
335
00:14:39,153 --> 00:14:41,489
and guys asking you
if you're on your period
336
00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:43,225
just because you're in a bad mood,
337
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,726
which, by the way, is not okay.
338
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,731
But you're also on your way
to becoming a woman.
339
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:50,698
I mean, you're nine,
so don't take that like,
340
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,402
"Oh, you have to be
a real grown-up" yet,
341
00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:55,438
It's just, you've joined the club
342
00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:57,005
ahead of a lot of your friends,
343
00:14:57,071 --> 00:14:59,041
and that's kinda rad.
344
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:03,232
I know this feels really
annoying and gross right now,
345
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:07,226
but this is a really special
moment in your life.
346
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,252
Thanks, Mrs. Adler.
347
00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,387
I can't believe I got
my first period on a bus.
348
00:15:12,593 --> 00:15:13,937
Oh, don't feel bad.
349
00:15:13,962 --> 00:15:16,030
I got mind at a Korn concert.
350
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,742
Why is my neck wet?
351
00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:22,867
Why is my neck wet?!
352
00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:26,808
What's on my neck?! What's on my neck?!
353
00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:30,226
I think we should have a celebration.
354
00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,031
Hmm?
355
00:15:36,045 --> 00:15:37,992
I'd like to take a moment of silence
356
00:15:38,513 --> 00:15:40,875
for my dear friend, Johnny.
357
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,687
You could've put him in jail.
358
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:46,954
Why'd you go straight to murder?
359
00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:48,812
I don't know, okay? It was a mistake.
360
00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:50,007
Thank you.
361
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:54,530
Jonathan Pumpkin Ravioli died
362
00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:57,333
just shy of his 67th birthday.
363
00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:58,900
He was a senior citizen?
364
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:01,234
He had many occupations
throughout his life:
365
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,394
soldier, small-business owner,
366
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:06,343
and collector of
antique lighting fixtures.
367
00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:10,646
But his favorite job
was that of a husband
368
00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,015
and a father.
369
00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:17,174
He is survived by his wife of 43 years,
370
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,953
Barbara Ravioli,
371
00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,587
and his three children,
372
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:22,179
Alfredo...
373
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,507
Bolognese...
374
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,546
and Clam Sauce Ravioli...
375
00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:31,140
and his dog...
376
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,201
Three-Cheese.
377
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:35,046
I've affected so many lives.
378
00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:50,118
No period pizza party
is complete without...
379
00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:51,492
the pizza.
380
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,937
Thanks, Mrs. Adler.
381
00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:55,063
I had no idea you were so cool.
382
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:56,758
Hmm, all it took was pizza, huh?
383
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:58,960
No, it's not that.
384
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,970
I was really freaked out,
385
00:17:00,995 --> 00:17:02,609
and you made me feel a lot better.
386
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,237
Aw. Well, Nancy,
387
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:05,663
I think you're cool too.
388
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,702
And I actually like your frilly socks,
389
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,281
which is something new for me.
390
00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:11,210
Do we have to get back to the bus?
391
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,003
Mm... they can wait.
392
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:17,117
Let's play one more game of
Pin the Pad on the Uterus.
393
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,484
Yeah?
394
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:25,486
Okay...
395
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,671
There you go.
396
00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:35,129
Oh!
397
00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:42,250
Karen!
398
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:46,275
Thank God!
399
00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:54,016
Uh, yeah, sorry,
the app's a little buggy today.
400
00:17:54,082 --> 00:17:56,017
- Oh, we were worried sick.
- Are you okay?
401
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:58,987
- Did anyone hurt you?
- No.
402
00:17:59,053 --> 00:18:02,291
Don't you ever scare us like that again,
403
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:03,451
do you hear me?
404
00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:04,703
Now you go back to Meal Chauffeur
405
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:06,203
and think about
what you've done, young lady.
406
00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,046
And we'll figure out
how we're gonna handle this.
407
00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:09,697
Okay. Again, I... I'm sorry.
408
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,242
Just please don't Yelp about this.
409
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,242
Hmm. We'll see.
410
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,039
- Utensils?
- Yeah.
411
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,718
- Okay, good. Thanks.
- Okay.
412
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,453
Hey...
413
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:25,601
I'm sorry I was such a dick.
414
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,203
And I'm sorry I said your daughter
would need a lot of therapy.
415
00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:29,812
I think you'll be a great mom.
416
00:18:29,837 --> 00:18:31,172
I think so too.
417
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,821
And I'm actually really excited
about having a girl.
418
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,375
What took you so long?
419
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,320
There's been two hit-and-runs,
a death, and a funeral.
420
00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:40,500
Don't worry, everyone. We found her.
421
00:18:40,525 --> 00:18:42,094
- No, you didn't.
- Oh, really?
422
00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,007
Then how did we get these, fool?
423
00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:46,002
What are you talking about?
424
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,468
- What are you talking about?
- Nancy.
425
00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:50,406
Right...
426
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:53,310
Nancy, where were you?
We looked everywhere.
427
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:54,775
But we talked in the hall.
428
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,868
Bus driver!
429
00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,382
We're all here. Let's go.
430
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,052
Oh, my God! You're gonna hit Johnny!
431
00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,061
Daniel...
432
00:19:14,128 --> 00:19:16,961
Johnny Ravioli's dead, remember?
433
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,427
I know.
434
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:20,195
It was his ghost.
435
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,773
Now he's immortal.
436
00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:31,392
Very well behaved at
the planetarium, everyone.
437
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,375
Guys, I don't wanna do...
438
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,202
- Mrs. Adler?
- Yeah?
439
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:37,265
I've been elected to talk to you
440
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:40,219
on behalf of the boys
of Fillmore Elementary.
441
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,696
- Okay.
- We've been made aware
442
00:19:43,763 --> 00:19:46,617
that you throw girls parties
when they get their periods.
443
00:19:46,841 --> 00:19:49,515
Boys don't have periods,
so what do we get?
444
00:19:50,362 --> 00:19:51,711
Entitlement.
445
00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:54,390
Did I stutter? Good-bye.
446
00:19:58,787 --> 00:20:00,242
Great sweater.
447
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:06,297
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